Seriously though- add an outboard to James’, make Hammond’s more waterproof, and remove Jeremy from Jeremy’s and you’ve got three decent amphibious cars

@lyonvensa

3 жыл бұрын

"Remove Jeremy from Jeremy's" That made me grin wider then it should've.

@9bmichaelcn958

3 жыл бұрын

Jeremy car, was the car in gta 5

@muttproductions2536

3 жыл бұрын

Jeremy did at least improve on the Toybota when they did the second challenge. He made sure to do a more thorough welding job, added foldable outriggers, smaller engine, and fishing rods. So the improvement for Jeremy's isn't to remove Jeremy. It's just to add outriggers and a slightly less powerful motor. Meanwhile, you take take the power removed from Jeremy's car and add it to James' so it actually moves. Hammond's, yeah, that needs to be more watertight. I was rooting for that one because it did look like the most practical and fun to drive/sail. Unfortunately, it had one major flaw: Hammond

@MrSilnev

3 жыл бұрын

I think the problem with Jeremy's was the massive outboard. He really didn't need something that large, it be like putting something like that on a simple row boat. Of course the buoyancy would be compromised. So get a smaller outboard and Jeremy's would of been pretty much perfect...maybe rework the nose a bit to cut through the water better. Of course Mutt outlined all this before in that almost everything wrong with the Toybota was fixed for the Nissank.

@muttproductions2536

3 жыл бұрын

@@MrSilnev how about my estimations for Hammond and May's amphibious boats? James' could use an actual motor and Hammond's could use someone who knows how to make a car float, instead of a plucky Brit from Birmingham who hates actual boats with a passion

Credit where credit is due, James nailed the buoyancy of his car.

@aidanjanemcintosh6919

4 жыл бұрын

Clarkson would've too, if he didn't force it to drag race

@abramo7700

4 жыл бұрын

Aidan Jane McIntosh the thing was half underwater for most of the race lol

@stinkywater007

4 жыл бұрын

he"s an absolute math wiz

@Vespuchian

3 жыл бұрын

James could have used a set of oars, that would have served him very well.

@MrSupercar55

3 жыл бұрын

He would do. He’s a science geek.

I absolutely love how May turns up with “Land of hope and glory” blaring and goes straight into the water

@christiankasadelis9695

3 жыл бұрын

And then immediately after Jeremy’s annoyance of it

@Jakobthemotionpicture

5 ай бұрын

That is a powermove

@dr.bright6272

2 күн бұрын

Should've hoisted the sails before going in.

"Richard. Richard" Hammond's laugh I just keep rewinding it over and over... and over.

@sb50cal9

5 жыл бұрын

It really is a fantastic segment

@play_sports_and_read_books

4 жыл бұрын

7:49

@sovetski8893

3 жыл бұрын

The sound of fear in Jeremy's voice is hilarious 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

@jcruz804

2 жыл бұрын

same gahaha, i cant stop laughing!

@Captain_2nice

Жыл бұрын

Hammond should take an audition for the joker fr.

"is that your car?" "yes" "its upside down" "don`t give me technicalities"

@Stryke607

8 жыл бұрын

+takemeonajetplane even better, he said "it's the wrong way up" :D

@olivert1922

7 жыл бұрын

Lel

@amanjha9801

5 жыл бұрын

It's wrong way up😂😂 lol

@adamlea6339

2 жыл бұрын

James in the studio after "If you'd booked a cruise ship and it arrived upsidedown, you'd want your money back."

"That's half the horsepower of a Formula 1 Car." And with that, you've just further enforced Jezza's point of view.

@Decenium

5 жыл бұрын

only half? GIMMI 4 OF THOSE

@lewisgaming1399

5 жыл бұрын

Hector the III you have been finished in know time if he had 2

@neon_lavander

4 жыл бұрын

No you've made him want eighth

@VCYT

4 жыл бұрын

f1 car is more like 1000hp

@321findus

4 жыл бұрын

@@VCYT Not really. Season 8 (which this episode is from) was aired in 2006. The Toyota F1 car at that time was reported to have 740 hp (552 kW) output at 18000 rpm from its RVX-06 engine.

When he repeats Richards name with increasing fear in his voice, i can't help but laugh

@SamaelVR

5 жыл бұрын

Richard...RICHARD...

@gilesstocks9050

5 жыл бұрын

Best bit

@imamagungsetiawan3213

2 жыл бұрын

When jeremy called him "RICHARD" it means that Jeremy is afraid of something. But if he called "HAMMOND!" it means Jeremy is in anger to him.

@paianis

2 жыл бұрын

Fenton, FENTON...

@lyonvensa

2 жыл бұрын

The way the music kinda paused abruptly makes it even better lol

Clarkson's hubris sinking his boat at the end, while he shouts "No!" and Richard starts manically laughing....it's like something from a Greek tragedy.

My favourite part: Richard: "It had only one major flaw..." *points at Jeremy* Jeremy: "WHAT?!"

@cleanearth6238

2 жыл бұрын

Are u still alive?? 8 years.

@cryamistellimek9184

2 жыл бұрын

@@cleanearth6238 Are still alive? 8 days

@nekorisakirisame1323

2 жыл бұрын

@@cryamistellimek9184 Are still alive?? 3 Days

@mrkrabs1452

2 жыл бұрын

@@nekorisakirisame1323 are you still alive?? 1 month

@jcruz804

2 жыл бұрын

@@mrkrabs1452 are u still alive?? 2 months

"If he drives out of the water, I'm going to kill myself." "Are you?" "Yeah." "Fair enough."

@Benson8

4 жыл бұрын

I read that as it was happening 😂

@justahyundai

4 жыл бұрын

Wow me too

@cjv8429

4 жыл бұрын

Me 3 wtf xD

"Where is May?" "I don't know, what do you think I am worrying about right now?" I laughed so hard! These guys are like your university roommates going on trips with unlimited budget lol

I like that James was so calm and chill during all of it

@stevenshipman6290

5 жыл бұрын

He had some lake j's

@DaDewd2112

2 жыл бұрын

Save for the "Come on, ya bitch", but that was more of a slight annoyance

Richards laugh as they flip over is so raw you can tell he's just lost it and can't stop 😂

@williamtacey7770

4 ай бұрын

There isn’t Falmouth because only river difference in those country

When James May finds something boring, you know it's gotta be REALLY boring xD

@abramo7700

4 жыл бұрын

but he had no engine

@spyrosbellos2522

4 жыл бұрын

@@abramo7700 what do you mean with no engine?

@abramo7700

4 жыл бұрын

Spyros Bellos sorry, i worded it incorrectly but he had a sail rather than those big boat engines whatever you call them

@spyrosbellos2522

4 жыл бұрын

@@abramo7700 oh, i thought you meant he had no engine in his car🤣🤣

@DJ_Shmee

3 жыл бұрын

@@spyrosbellos2522 is it a motor or is it a engine?

"Well, it was a good idea, it just had one major flaw."(points at Jeremy) "What?!"

@prostreetfairladyz8402

7 жыл бұрын

everyones nightmare

@roverkootnl1854

4 жыл бұрын

MafiaCat he is like an american always too big

Some say that the fire still burns... 1:44 :D

@appelpower1

9 жыл бұрын

Even after going through that lake.

@TymphaRedbreaduwuowo

6 жыл бұрын

my alternator did that lfmao

@ENCHANTMEN_

5 жыл бұрын

scp-310-2

@nisemonoyarou

5 жыл бұрын

Clarkson Original Lord of Cinder

@andersnygard4646

5 жыл бұрын

@@appelpower1 😂😂😂😂

"Is that you car?"....."Yeah"....."It's the wrong way up". This will never get old :))

@lonewolf9578

5 жыл бұрын

rkv don’t give me technicalities

@ThumbsUP-ThumbsDOWN

4 жыл бұрын

rkv .

@elirien4264

4 жыл бұрын

None of this ever gets old.

@cleanearth6238

2 жыл бұрын

I like the farming on on Amazon with Jeremy ..

This is probably my all time favourite TG episode

@CoDWiiPS3Gameplay

8 жыл бұрын

+Strider It's actually been voted as the best TG challenge they've ever done by the BBC, which I wholeheartedly agree with.

@Strider_JM

8 жыл бұрын

CoDWiiPS3Gameplay Awesome I didn't know that! The challenge was perfect all the way through, TG at it's best

@ivanmifsud6972

5 жыл бұрын

My favorite too!

@kazmark_gl8652

5 жыл бұрын

@@Strider_JM The second highest rated challenge was Amphibious cars 2 when the crossed the channel on the toybota

@pointer1829

4 жыл бұрын

Same

8:27 HMS Clarkson has capsized from the sounds of things, that is fantastic!

"Who will arrive first?" "Summer or James May?"

@jeffcarroll1990shock

3 жыл бұрын

James May

@williamg209two

2 жыл бұрын

he was a year late to his first episode so we know who

@thomasaxon12

2 жыл бұрын

Ahhhh my bet was summer 😂😂

@TSERJI

21 күн бұрын

Should have been “The month of May, or James May?”

"Sailing ... Really boring!" - James May. Still one of my favourite James May lines.

@ministerievanstudiecollege5788

8 ай бұрын

Aside from 7:25

1:47 Even the cameraman is cracking up. you can hear him laugh in the background

@deanjohnson7819

9 ай бұрын

I only just noticed that myself.

7:26 best line ever

@OscarMaris

9 жыл бұрын

Daniel Barrios come on you bitch

@iwillb3inurcmm3nts3ction7

4 жыл бұрын

@@kalle6947 ?

@love_kobaia

4 жыл бұрын

IWillB3INURCØMM3NT S3CTION Pink Floyd

@elirien4264

4 жыл бұрын

LOL

"I'll give you a million quid... Or this bucket!!"

@mr.porcupuffer5115

5 жыл бұрын

"What do we think, Viewers?"

@matthewtedeschi5646

4 жыл бұрын

"You owe me a million quid!"

@Unix_0

4 жыл бұрын

I think the bucket lmao

@lharless105

4 жыл бұрын

Equal worth

@jeremyfong5684

4 жыл бұрын

@@Unix_0 the bucket had a hole

My doctor prescribed me this video clip as my antidepressant.

6:58 POV: You're crewman in 1912 on an unsinkable ship and you tell the captain it hit an iceberg

Hammonds laughter as the Toyboata sinks is priceless

the fire on Jeremy's truck

@SuperCompany007

8 жыл бұрын

Yes?

@buster4828

8 жыл бұрын

prkl polandball

@lachlanwoodsmith6064

6 жыл бұрын

It never went out, even when he was upside down in the water

@hotcar5501

6 жыл бұрын

It’s a trick candle

@whovianhistorybuff

4 жыл бұрын

Legend says it's still burning to this day

I lost it when the fire kept lighting it’s self again

The part where Jeremy is trying to put out the fire is hilarious 😂😂😂😂

7:50 That laughter though😂

'Don't give me technicalities' 😂

@619WWEFAN

9 жыл бұрын

I think I may have won my 2nd top gear event

Ahhh it missed the bit where Jeremy says "YOU! YOU OWE ME A MILLION POUNDS!" thats the funniest bit of the whole episode as well!

Hammod's laughter while Clarkson's Toybota sinks is contagious.

That weird feeling when James's sailcar hits the water and that epic song kicks in.. it's a mix of pride, joy, hope and a little bit of dread as well since this is Top Gear. How hard can it be?

The toyota was like "Don't worry guys. I'll be fine. Just get me out of the water and I'll get you home."

@raconbacon

3 жыл бұрын

Ironically it failed to start in the studio at the end of the episode

@lyonvensa

3 жыл бұрын

@@raconbacon How to kill something that's indestructible: Let Jeremy Clarkson use it.

@raconbacon

3 жыл бұрын

@@lyonvensa which is weird seeing as he was the one who originally tried to destory the red hilux

@liamweaver2944

3 жыл бұрын

@@raconbacon They just needed the mechanic

Perfectly exemplifies their train of thought: James: calm and relaxed Jeremy: POWER! Richard: completely overengineered mess with one critical flaw Also be seen on the camper challenge

I thought that Jeremy's build was by far the best in terms of utility. He showed some great engineering initiative here, and he would have won easily if he hadn't fitted an oversize motor and unnecessarily tried to finish as fast as possible. The only flaw with his vehicle is the weight of the motor brings the water level periliously high up the side at the back, leaving him vulnerable to any rocking and water finding its way in. He made a good upgrade in the second part fitting buoyancy aids on the side which adds stability.

I've said it before and I'll say it again, dear god, I love James.

@erikhertzer8434

6 жыл бұрын

kamelotmerlin ...if you want quintessential James...watch “James May, The Reassembler” ....only for true May fans.

@shaunsmith-milne6257

4 жыл бұрын

@@erikhertzer8434Yes the reassembler is basically just hours of nothing but James May

Imagine if they collaborated as a team! James constructed a vehicle that stayed afloat, Jeremy with his brilliant idea of attaching a boat motor at a level that would not instantly destroy it, and Richard and his contemporary boat design skills.

3:42 "The big question was which would arrive first - Summer or James May?"

@MrCheeseBoi_1986

Жыл бұрын

The Next Winter

You know it's authentic when the cameraman is scrambling to get a better shot, points at the ground to watch where he's going, and then continues.

7:42 is one of my favorite moments in top gear lmao hysterical

7:26 *”COME ON, YOU BITCH”* Calmest line of angryness ever from Captain Slow! 🤣🤣🤣🤣

That fire is still burning in the name of Top Gear.

1) Given how close the water is to pouring into the Toybota I'm amazed it got that far 2) Hamond cracking up at the end always kills me 3) Jeremy almost got killed being crushed by the Toybota and the dock and ever since I noticed it put me off.

@tazzi23

7 жыл бұрын

Shotgun Parley à

@Robot-vv1yg

5 жыл бұрын

Shotgun Parley It was actually really dangerous.

@belletaylor8366

5 жыл бұрын

he was no where near being crushed, you’ve never done sailing at all have you, car or not😂

@borivojetravica569

5 жыл бұрын

You dont think the, divers is not in a water... This is well good show with planned scenery.

@carpetclimber4027

4 жыл бұрын

Oh shut up Karen, he wasn't almost killed.

08:40 the "WHAT" :DDDD LMAO

I like the fire that never can be put out

@inconspicuous_ox

7 жыл бұрын

I love that fire too

@Psiberzerker

6 жыл бұрын

Why he chose the Hilux. You can't kill it. Jeremy can't kill it, he tried.

@DavisStevenson

3 жыл бұрын

@@Psiberzerker I happen to own a hilux, it's literally a tank

@Psiberzerker

3 жыл бұрын

​@@DavisStevenson I owned the American version of the Lolux. Basically the same thing, without the lifted suspension, in Florida. It was a rust bucket, but it just wouldn't stop running. We moved a palate of roofing shingles (Work truck) that far exceeded it's 1/4 tonne rated capacity, and the wheels scraped the wells in the back at the slightest bump, but then we unloaded it, and it was fine. Not that I let it get carried out to sea at the second strongest tide on the planet, but it did get moved by a hurricane storm-surge. We drained the fluid (Oil, and seawater mix) topped it back off, and got it running again. Not going to try blowing up a building under it, though.

@Psiberzerker

3 жыл бұрын

I also had a 1 ton Bronco, with a 300 Straight 6, C6 transmission, 4xlow transfer case, and floor shifter. It would get from 0-to-60 down la bajada hill, in neutral, with a tail wind, but with a good winch, it would climb a wall!

6:50 "RISE TOYBOTA!"

1:45 best scene

6:37 Love the cut to James just not moving

"I was grateful when I saw the waterline I'd insisted on only having one engine." - Jeremy, a man who insisted on having two engines.

Apparently not only the truck is indestructible, the fire on it also is

to think this was 15 years ago... stuff never gets old.. Poetry

@Hero_Of_Old

4 ай бұрын

Those were the days!

Richard's laugh in this will never get old

4:14 my favourite moment of Top Gear ever

Any time James may says watch this it never works 😂😂

@vitamins6611

4 жыл бұрын

It did though.

"Can I just say chaps, that one obervation I would have: Sailing.....rrREEEally BOOOring!"

The utter desperation in Jeremy's voice when he says "Richard" kills me every time

Just imagine how many stories these guys will tell their grandchildren,and what is better is that they will also see it in the illustrated version lol

7:34 here we witness a failed handbrake turn in a car boat

Possibly the funniest Top Gear episode I've ever seen....

Clarkson: tries to save himself Hammond: laughs at his own fate

1:55 I think jezza should let it off with a red fire extinguisher and only then the fire would be out already and not come back again

7:30 one of the best moments on TG😂😂😂

Clarkson capsizing his truck and Hammond's uncontrollable laughter is one of my favorite moments

5:55 all those people watching and not one camera phone

@India.H

Жыл бұрын

Not high enough quality camera on mobiles at that point

Miami Vice Theme song at 6:24 lol

Haha, the music they play every time James comes on. Classic!

1:49 The Disappointed Orangutan Look

1:08 guy has obviously never met Clarkson.... POWER!

“If he drives out of the water, I’m going to kill myself” “Are you?” “Yeah” “Fair enough” This is precisely the reason these three legends of British comedy will never be replaced. Never All hail Lord Tachanka

@Tobias-yn5td

3 жыл бұрын

Mounted and loaded you bitch

"Aw aw i am on fire" LOL that was amazing, i love this show.

The music at 3:18 is The Lark Ascending by Ralph Vaughan Williams.

@KR-mm4el

Жыл бұрын

thank you!

"which will arrive first?" "summer" "or James may"

The sinking at the end is without a doubt my favorite Top Gear moment of all time

8:02 holy shit. They almost saw their ass😂

The outboard engine salesman makes you wonder why anybody bothers trying to talk Jeremy down from his outrageous demands. Just give it to him. You'd get less fuss, a sizeable lump of cash and a sight to see. Just don't offer a warranty of any kind, they'll exploit it to no end.

@themastermason1

8 жыл бұрын

SNIP3R I'd say it doesn't matter. He tried to talk Jeremy out of buying the bigger engine.

@jimmyfong2202

6 жыл бұрын

And one more thing, he is jeremy's friend

@mmanning8657

6 жыл бұрын

Scott Mew It's scripted unfortunately to make Jeremy's demands seem as unreasonable as possible. A 2.3 hp outboard engine is actually only suitable for small inflatable dingys / rowing boats and would propel a small boat for 2-3 people at a jogging pace if that. It wouldn't even move the pickup it's way too heavy and not at all streamlined even with a hull.

@mh53j

5 жыл бұрын

You can't reason with an orangutan....

@kaitlyngarner740

5 жыл бұрын

That wasn't a salesman. That was a power boating champion and the man that Jeremy brought on to help make the car amphibious. It's thanks to his ideas that the Toybota got as far as it did

7:44 Clarkson: "Richard? _Richard?!"_ Hammond: _[dying from laughter]_

1:33 He’s never met Jeremy before, has he?

I just love how when they capsize Richard just laughs hysterically

2:48 Jeremy test-drives the 2022 Formula 1 cars.

7:44 They are the only people who can genuinely laugh while they are literally sinking.

The good old days of fun Top Gear. What we've seen in the past few years is that chemistry between people is not a given.

@matthewarnold4557

4 жыл бұрын

The new top gear is a glorified car commercial.

@abramo7700

4 жыл бұрын

Back then it was experiments with fun cars to make them even more fun. Now it’s just people talking about expensive cars

I just love Richard's laughter as they are sinking..:D

8:46 is priceless xd "if he drives out of the water im gonna kill myself" *fair enough*

5:13 it hit the ramp...and *broke*

Love it the way Jezza lies down and kicks and hits the truck like a two-year old!

Some say, over 10 years later, Jeremy’s truck bumper is still on fire

@9:07 it kinda sounds like a boat when the exurst is in the water bubbling

These three are just priceless! No one else works so well together.

"I can see the finish line, it's about-I dunno-couple of hundred yards away, or about four and a half hours.."

3:23 is it me or are these ducks saying Hammond! Hammond!

"It's the coldest March for 20 years because of global warming" - love it!

@johnking5174

11 ай бұрын

Yes, many idiots out there have no understanding what global warming means. Jeremy Clarkson is one of them. The term doesn't mean everything will get hot.

Jeremy and Richard's arrival at the pontoon is eerily similar to Jack Sparrow's in the first Pirates of the Caribbeans movie!

6:15 Staffordshire Vice

When I first saw Jeremy failing to put that fire out, I laughed so hard I had a stomachache for days

10 years ago now, shiet.

@jblob5764

5 жыл бұрын

A Terrible Student 12 now

@adhamsalama4336

5 жыл бұрын

@@jblob5764 14 now.

@alexgarwood6021

5 жыл бұрын

It was 2006 guys!

@afriendlycadian9857

5 жыл бұрын

@@adhamsalama4336 13 idiot 2006 to 2019 is 13 years

@flatplant

5 жыл бұрын

@@afriendlycadian9857 wrong

“But that’s half the power of a Formula One car” Jeremy “only half”

Gotta love how a UK car show focusing on a presenter from Doncaster modifying a Japanese pickup uses music from a 1960s US western TV series.