French- "this is a childish, hideous design" Polish- "lets get to work boys"

@BachelorChowFlavour

2 жыл бұрын

The french person costs 10x as much as well.

@HyperVegitoDBZ

2 жыл бұрын

@@BachelorChowFlavour Indeed, poles are a cheap workforce even to this day

@lucianonahuelgomez1374

2 жыл бұрын

Jezza: put concrete on the car floor French:disgusting Poles: How much cement do you want boss.

@DesertFernweh

2 жыл бұрын

Just like in 1939.

@lightsaberlordp373

2 жыл бұрын

@@lucianonahuelgomez1374 The French are indeed very arrogant

"Let's just make the fuel tank smaller" "Let's just cover the floor in concrete" Two ideas that should never be intertwined.

@Hoch134

3 жыл бұрын

They could have easily levelled the floor without concrete as well... but it's for fun

@quillmaurer6563

3 жыл бұрын

Or even more "We have to move the Petrol tank to make room for the real wood-burning fireplace."

@SpaceMissile

3 жыл бұрын

you go to work and have to bounce from gas station to gas station in order to get there

@martinfriel1288

3 жыл бұрын

Just wood wood of worked

@theduchyofmilanball3157

3 жыл бұрын

@@quillmaurer6563 imagine if they swapped the engine to run of woodgas from wood burned in the stove.

“Well try it my way first... “And then we’ll finish it.”

@skybird903

3 жыл бұрын

Penis

@AA-bz1pr

2 жыл бұрын

@@skybird903 I agree

@zwakblaze3596

2 жыл бұрын

@@skybird903 idk why but I bursted into laughter over that, thanks I guess

@mangotail6808

2 жыл бұрын

I mean Jeremy imagines something you would design in your garage. Pull the interior out and grab the wood and cement you have in the shed.

0-60 in 35 seconds, handling like an ocean liner, and a auto removable chimney. This truly is the car of the future

@ridergilwin1494

5 ай бұрын

Clarkson does it again.

@volo870

3 ай бұрын

Better than modern SUVs.

“How old are you, Jeremy?” “Nine”

@AverageAlien

3 жыл бұрын

nein

@freddiemercuryfan2639

3 жыл бұрын

2:02

@DoctorPepper445

3 жыл бұрын

thank you 1998 Subaru Impreza 22b STI very cool

@JetFalcon710

Жыл бұрын

"Really? Going on five, I think."

You don’t need a stop watch for the acceleration you need a calendar

@apurugganan

3 жыл бұрын

You would need a proper calendar, like *Stonehenge*

@jones6613

3 жыл бұрын

see how long it takes this rock to erode from the wind

@Hoch134

3 жыл бұрын

And a bigger fuel tank...

@EliteLucarioRS

3 жыл бұрын

0-60 in 3 years

@JackPorter

3 жыл бұрын

@@Hoch134 no worries, another person can walk up with a Jerry can and fill up as you go

I like how the designer was useless and the Polish chaps did a pretty nice job.

@nithyanandamvinukonda8372

3 жыл бұрын

Is this a reference to WW2?

@Twiggy163

3 жыл бұрын

@@nithyanandamvinukonda8372 No... but now you made me see it. In a way...

@mrichar9

3 жыл бұрын

That's pretty much every construction job.

@Twiggy163

3 жыл бұрын

@@mrichar9 as a designer myself in the pipeline industry, this hurts. Can I have my moment when the contractor blamed a faulty design on me but it was faulty because he gave me wrong info?

@Beandiptheredneck

3 жыл бұрын

Typically how it goes when it comes to building houses anyways.. they ignore reality and what is reasonable, and what the customer wants, and design what they want..

“With Anglo-French relations at an all time low, it seemed the car would never actually get finished” I love this show

@ThePirouliette

2 жыл бұрын

Fetchez la vache !

@rhphoenix5

2 жыл бұрын

@@ThePirouliette "quoi?", "FETCHEZ LA VACHE"

@tf-academy2278

2 жыл бұрын

@@ThePirouliette Kids)t

@Soul_404.

2 жыл бұрын

Yup

@lightsaberlordp373

2 жыл бұрын

@@Soul_404. UK and France were always enemies!! 🇬🇧😡🇫🇷

"I want, i want mah wingbacks, i want mah stone floor" lmao

@SonarTheBat

5 жыл бұрын

Like a child having a tantrum. XD

@Ward1706

5 жыл бұрын

He is a child.

@ryantwomey3463

5 жыл бұрын

@@Ward1706 to be fair she is being paid to design for the customer if you designed and built something for yourself regardless of the customer demands be prepared to eat the design and building cost and the cost to fix it she is entirely unproffessional not designing what is asked of her it doesn't matter if he is a child that child is the customer

@sawspitfire422

5 жыл бұрын

Oh come on this whole thing is scripted and set up, shes an actress XD

@hotmojoe2483

5 жыл бұрын

Fleur Puttock Like he said, he’s 9 years old.

I absolutely adore the way the blokes Jeremy hired do exactly as he says, and they do it with mad grins on their faces. I feel like each of them is great fun to have around or a beer with.

@naturespecialist1489

3 жыл бұрын

I say that in the African special they did even better then that car and did it better then the motor homes these three blokes have with three different styles all three learned how make it better and even better

@ollie2244

3 жыл бұрын

That's what happens when blokes work together. We revert back to children, the more dangerous and stupid the more we connect. It doesn't matter what language we speak, we're all the same.

@revursed2069

3 жыл бұрын

I live in the Netherlands and we have a LOT of Polish immigrants here. Trust me when I say that every single pole is like this. They do the job you ask for, no questions asked, they do it decently as well, then they just go home and likely have a few beers (or a few too many) and rinse and repeat the next day 😂 also, every single one of em is nice as hell and very humble

@nachiketdhende8681

3 жыл бұрын

@@revursed2069 Nice as "Hell"! :) That's quite a complement. Immigrants usually are. Especially the 1st gen immigrants. If you wanna see their real colors though, you have to go the country of origin. :) And then you see the real reason why they left their country!

@idreeskhan8885

3 жыл бұрын

@@ollie2244 Blokes are chill, no front, not bitching, not backstabbing. Girls on the other hand... my god the amount of front and passive aggressive bitching amongst each other. And lets not forget how closed off they are to men.

i love the "Jérémy" at 4:12 a true french

@tf8896

3 жыл бұрын

Jérémie

@paparoach007

3 жыл бұрын

ZeReEMiE plZz

@that_bloke_kiri

3 жыл бұрын

Sexy as hell

@_underscore_2381

3 жыл бұрын

@@that_bloke_kiri since when saying a name the french way is sexy? XDDD Guess if I go in another country you gave me a way to get girls XD

@DylRicho

2 жыл бұрын

@@_underscore_2381 French, Spanish and Italian are known as romantic languages, so there's that.

“REGRAIN CONTROL OF THE COTTGE”

@gepast

2 жыл бұрын

i fucking died hearing that

@alexcharlesworth7580

2 жыл бұрын

"Regain control of the cottage"... Might use that phrase next time the housework is overdue 🤣

@billybadass9031

2 жыл бұрын

REGRAIN

@jpgreen8115

23 күн бұрын

yep that's the quote that got me

“Fully adjustable” By which he means “unsecured”

@muskatDR

3 жыл бұрын

Lets not get bogged down in who unsecured who...

@loganshaw9198

2 жыл бұрын

Fully adjustable mean flying around and falling over in this case

"This is why you gave in in the war, "it's too difficult"." Well he speaks his mind.

@microTrash28

3 жыл бұрын

That is not how you use quotation marks, my friend. Close, but not quite.

@velvetthundr

3 жыл бұрын

French people are generally like that.

@SharpForceTrauma

3 жыл бұрын

exactly, meanwhile the polish soldiered on despite the odds. just like the war

@ta1708

2 жыл бұрын

@@SharpForceTrauma what

@boop53

2 жыл бұрын

the polish government actually never surrended, and became a government in exile during ww2. And the 1944 warsaw uprising was the biggest military effort taken by a resistance movement in ww2

Love how May says the brake lights are an MOT fail, as if unsecured chairs sliding round, loose globes and pots clattering and a stopping distance the length of a football pitch would've been just grand

@thesmithersy

8 ай бұрын

I'd like to have seen them put it in for one! The list of failures would probably have been bigger than Hammond's Lanchester!

@poilboiler

5 ай бұрын

Still safer than a cybered trukkk.

@banzaiperson

4 ай бұрын

I don’t know - I mean, Peugeot’s are allowed on the streets.

@ketaminepoptarts

18 күн бұрын

theres also the lack of seatbelts and the ceiling lamp that blocks the rear windshield

Wherever Marie is today, I hope she's well. Her contrast to Jeremy is too funny 🤣

Regain control of the cottage! -James May 2009

@nicknaoum7888

8 жыл бұрын

2006

@yenyz8192

8 жыл бұрын

Sry mamen

@nicknaoum7888

8 жыл бұрын

+xx-thomas38-xx No problem ;)

@christopherbruderle684

4 жыл бұрын

The 3 sentences you never want to hear your driver say: "Regain control of the cottage." "That is bleeding quite a lot." "James, I can see double."

@radutzu37

3 жыл бұрын

When husband is arguing with his wife

I can imagine health and safety having multiple heart attacks when Hammond and may were testing the car

@ukranaut

3 жыл бұрын

You can see through the windows that during all inside scenes car was barely moving. Speeding scenes are fake with proper seat. As usual.

@hydranmenace

3 жыл бұрын

They have heart attacks when Hammond drives *any* car

@yungsteaksauceakalilwasher6571

3 жыл бұрын

@@ukranaut the car itself is slow on its own though

@exmachina1405

3 жыл бұрын

@@ukranaut I mean, the car is slow as hell as is

@altaccount4697

2 жыл бұрын

Good. Buggers need to lighten up.

5:37 the reaction by Hammond is priceless. gets me in stitches every time

@JetFalcon710

Жыл бұрын

Yeah, I especially like how James looks a little mischievous when Hamster says they took it out for a test drive

2:01 "How old are you Jeremy?" "9" "really? going on 5?" "i know i dont look 9 but i am 9"

@kasperkjrsgaard1447

3 жыл бұрын

He certainly didn’t look 49 either. More like 59+.

@LipeGabriel925

3 жыл бұрын

@@kasperkjrsgaard1447 and now is 89

@lunar6156

3 жыл бұрын

Missed the opportunity to call it 69

@MrWolfSnack

2 жыл бұрын

@@LipeGabriel925 He just turned 62 April 11, but yeah he looks rough

A Brit, a Frenchwoman and three Poles operate on a German. Patient dead. Added: Oh boy, the comments under this relatively harmless joke really took off. But good to know some people got a laugh out of my humble jest. Careful to anyone who steps below - I may have accidentally started another world war.

@MrBigL100

4 жыл бұрын

@Wandy Wexler Weslon British engineering is horrible. And Austrians are in fact Germans.

@MrJust2times

4 жыл бұрын

"french"

@MrJust2times

4 жыл бұрын

@Wandy Wexler Weslon Only ethnically. .... Only ?

@MrJust2times

4 жыл бұрын

@Wandy Wexler Weslon Wow really ? You blew my mind. One day you get your head out off your ass you may understand all this here.

@Pwnzistor

4 жыл бұрын

@Wandy Wexler Weslon He was making a reference to WWII

I like Clarkson's idea of a quaint ride, but May would have actually designed it well.

@stevenbanaan

5 жыл бұрын

and brown

@synarchistcarcinogen4273

5 жыл бұрын

I think Clarkson has the credentials. I’m basing it all off of the violent amount of tweed he’s wearing.

@justinstearns9723

4 жыл бұрын

It May designed it everything would be corduroy.

@joshgray2024

4 жыл бұрын

May is just so damn smart.his toy show is awesome.lego house episode was one of my favs.

@Karza_357

4 жыл бұрын

Yeah, look at the limousine challenge. Much better.

The way May and Hammond are just sliding around in the car is hilarious every time I watch this clip

“Yeah, I’m bleeding quite a lot...”

@MrWolfSnack

3 жыл бұрын

I'm seeing double!

We need more of Hammond and May. This combo is rarely used.

@hypersonicattack

8 жыл бұрын

Now we have only Hammond and may

@hypersonicattack

8 жыл бұрын

+DILLON ROSS Jeremy is not in the series anymore , didn't to know?

@AbeEatsDogs

8 жыл бұрын

+hypersonicattack Hammond and May said they won't do it without Jeremy

@nialltomy15

8 жыл бұрын

+Lego Jackman Christ you're behind on the times aren't you.

@aimfuldrifter

6 жыл бұрын

Aiman Zaki - well, they've had some tests together like the "spend 24 hours in a car" challenge, darts/conkers games, "cab driving" two times or the greatest races versus Jeremy old chap :)

"Regain control of the cottage" hahahahahaha :D

"Regain control of the cottage!"

@baileysimpson2481

3 жыл бұрын

Shut the fuck up

In her defense, she probably thought this was her big break where she was gonna get to show her design ethos that she'd been working on all her life to the world, and, after some arguing when she realized it would be "set design" (which it was, it's for TV), she did a good job designing what was eventually built.

@matthewleong2726

2 жыл бұрын

in her defence, the whole thing was probably scripted.

@YourLoyalDeserter

2 жыл бұрын

@@matthewleong2726 I doubt it. Jeremy and the producers walked in there with a plan, for sure, but no way was this written out line-for-line in advance.

@ShavoSoaDer

2 жыл бұрын

She was most probably asked to be critical towards Jeremy to make whole skit funnier.

@SynchronizorVideos

2 жыл бұрын

I’m sure she was in on the joke. In the real world, a designer and who was at odds that completely with their client would have either left the project, or shut up and did what the client asked so that they could get paid and moved on. They wouldn’t have stuck around, arguing in front of cameras and doing interviews.

@TheArcher101

2 жыл бұрын

But surely a good thing to show off is the fact you can actually listen to a client, understand a brief and do as you're told in the first place?

4:51 you can see her in the back and she's the only person not clapping lol

@berkkarsi

4 жыл бұрын

Oh my god I never noticee her there

@prageeth4855

3 жыл бұрын

She is still pissed..!!! hahahaa

@Durzel

3 жыл бұрын

Lol she folds her arms too. :D

@jensschlubowski5764

3 жыл бұрын

Oh boy, she looks pissed like hell. XD

@kasperkjrsgaard1447

3 жыл бұрын

Oh yeah, yellow jacket, white trousers Pissed off

"zeremey"

@tomhoffmann6701

3 жыл бұрын

French prononciation

@Nobody-nz6vy

3 жыл бұрын

Zat is veally revolting

@MakoTism

3 жыл бұрын

@@Nobody-nz6vy you hav a problème wit ze prononciation oui hav

@maecinen9926

3 жыл бұрын

@@MakoTism Wat

@MakoTism

3 жыл бұрын

@@maecinen9926 wat

"Regain control of the cottage!" Never fails to break me

Ah the glory days of top gear. Have to love Jeremy's one-liners like "We'll try it my way first, and then we'll finish it"

I like the extremely French way she pronounces "Jeremy". Sounds almost like an exasperated curse word.

@visionist7

6 жыл бұрын

Sounds hot

@ivanriverooo

6 жыл бұрын

I swear she made me believe it was a mild swear "Jelly me!".

@vueltaa_43

5 жыл бұрын

It is

@flyguyee

5 жыл бұрын

4:14

@stevenbanaan

5 жыл бұрын

i thought she was cursing

"How many of you are Polish?" hahahahhaa

@aimfuldrifter

6 жыл бұрын

The metaphor about the Poles and the French according to war was brilliant :P

@diablo2v2

6 жыл бұрын

Im Polish too!

@blueroseworld8281

5 жыл бұрын

Why would you call yourself a whore?

@KaladinVegapunk

5 жыл бұрын

LukeInside well they both did have the best resistance movements in the war, and the most vicious pushback to occupation

@AinKrab

5 жыл бұрын

Me

3:00 “No! This is why you gave-in in the war, ‘oh it’s too difficult’ “ HAHAHA! 😂

@Dragoneer

3 жыл бұрын

“With Anglo-French relations are an all-time low...” See it’s witty stuff like this that’s the reason why neither of the new presenters will ever be a true replacement for Jeremy...

@JetFalcon710

2 жыл бұрын

@@Dragoneer None, really. They've gone through a lot of presenters and only recently stumbled upon a combination that seems to have some chemistry

3:43 "what's the matter with chips with vinegar on them." *Dramatic music plays*

They missed the opportunity to make the steering wheel one of those antique plates that everyone's mum seems to have.

@mauricemotoman3305

3 жыл бұрын

Ehah genious

@apurugganan

3 жыл бұрын

I would hesitate to ask 'Whose ashes' when shown the ash tray

@randomuser5443

3 жыл бұрын

My family understands how useless they are My grandma has a cabinet labeled “rich people stuff”

@TheArcher101

2 жыл бұрын

Would hurt when you crash and it shatters in your face 😂

@loganshaw9198

2 жыл бұрын

A china in cases steering wheel?

"This is a joke..." Woman, it's top gear...

@Junebug89

5 жыл бұрын

Yeah I am sure she doesn't know that. There's no way they actually asked her to act like that! lol

@DoktrDub

4 жыл бұрын

Kolzi yes it’s staged to a degree obviously

@mj2208

4 жыл бұрын

It’s just funnier to have her react to Jeremy. I think she knows top gear is supposed to be ridiculous. Don’t be so dense

@meatballYF

4 жыл бұрын

It’s funny cos she knew he was English but she was still surprised he doesn’t have style

@ED-on8to

4 жыл бұрын

Stefan Holt He has more style than all this fancy rubbish... ❗️ He get is homely not cool as ice. And that is important. I like his style, and I am German! 😂

The designer just moaned whilst the builders were loving it😂😂

"We'll try it my way first and then we're finished." Adopting that.

"This is the fastest Anne Hathaway's Cottage has ever went" im done lmao

"This is why you lost the war". "When you hear this, just hear Agincourt" "Ask them, they're Polish, they'll know". LOL. Gotta love Clarkson.

@DL-ls5sy

3 жыл бұрын

not Agincourt, Azincourt (1415)

@litamtondy

3 жыл бұрын

Oh, you mean one of the battles of yet another war where the French beat up the Brits? Not so genius to bring up the 100 Years War since Jeremy's nation was the loser.

@DL-ls5sy

3 жыл бұрын

@@litamtondy Azincourt was a great victory for the British army. It seems that the French during this battle didn't have enough fighting spirit. It's a pity but it's true.

@litamtondy

3 жыл бұрын

@@DL-ls5sy The 100 Years War was a great victory for the French. It seems like the British were not good enough. It's true. So yeah, kind of dumb to brag about a battle from a war YOU LOST.

@DL-ls5sy

3 жыл бұрын

@@litamtondy No. Jeremy's nation was the winner ! and the Frogs were the loser

I love the fact that they put the wood fire stove near where the fuel tank is. Nothing could possibly go wrong lol

"How about this: we'll try it my way...and then we'll finish it." Lollll

The episode where Jeremy Clarkson became James May.

Even to this day, there is no car show that even comes close to being this entertaining.

@theeternalnow6506

2 жыл бұрын

I doubt there ever will. It would probably derivative.

@errolprice9654

2 жыл бұрын

Thats because its an entertainment show that features cars . I wouldn't describe it as a car show , you don't need to like cars to like this

8:00 One of my favorite moments in Top Gear - watching James and Richard struggle to get Jeremy's modded car around the test track while listening to Craig Armstrong's "Ball".

French designer would think that you don't need to be able to see out of the passenger window ever because you're in an opaque box.

"56 miles an AAAAAHH" - Richard Hammond

“I want it to be like my house” Me: “You mean a pile of rubble with a book of filled with photographs Hammond’s face?”

@ch4z_bucks

2 жыл бұрын

A glove box filled with shakira CDs

She’s great! I love the feisty French lady in contrast to Jeremy 😂

Recommended this to my teacher for a demonstration of inertia, best physics lesson ever when we watched it

"this why you gave up in the war!" Jeremy says to a French woman I'm actually dying this was hilarious

@randomuser5443

3 жыл бұрын

@@mjn5016 Ethnicity no, language wise and by nurturing, yes

@andrewtucker94

3 жыл бұрын

@@mjn5016 She clearly is French. Don't get all BNP

@bvanloo75

3 жыл бұрын

@@andrewtucker94 Whether or not she is French is irrelevant, since what you are seeing here is not the a realistic representation of the French attitude, but a manifestation of British prejudices about the French (most likely she is in on the joke and in her own way is mocking Jeremy and the British perception of the French).

@jemimallah2591

3 жыл бұрын

@@mjn5016 is zinedine zidane not french? thierry henry not french? get the fuck out of here with that racist bullshit

@gordonm6108

2 жыл бұрын

Are you actually dying are you? I take it you're dead now then.

I can just imagine Bilbo rolling up in the Shire in this.

@paleface171

2 жыл бұрын

Oh yeah? I can picture him turning up at Bag End at 60 MPH then breaking firmly as the Sackville-Baggins were running off with the silverware.

@frederickphelps2380

2 жыл бұрын

@@paleface171 the look on his face when he sees them rolling away in their JAAAAaaaaags.

@hubertdenise3100

2 жыл бұрын

Hobbits in the hood.Gandalf is now a drug dealer and at the same time a Cop, Frodo is a Junkie who owns a famous crime leaders ring, Gimli is a Scottish immigrant, Legolas is the rich white guy, Aragorn is the protector vigilante of the hood, and the orcs are now a bunch of racist goons.To survive they must pop a cap in the evil crime lords ass Sauron Garfeltavius.

@TheSaintBigFoot

Жыл бұрын

Bilbo Swaggins

The designer is hilarious... I love her. When she's trying to give ideas for the doors, Jezza makes a face, and she goes into her disappointed tone. Perfect.

@08:32 my favourite line: "Regain control of the cottage!" (JM)

4:51 she is behind Jermey not clapping at all when he introduces his masterpiece. Triggerd.

@SteveOnlin

4 жыл бұрын

she was there

@Shakes-Off-Fear

4 жыл бұрын

In the green top, wow I never noticed before. And to be fair she does start clapping.

@alxuria

3 жыл бұрын

@@Shakes-Off-Fear you can also see her laughing after Richard's comment

@futurecat

3 жыл бұрын

She was a good straight man for Jeremy's absurdity.

@Eisenwulf666

3 жыл бұрын

Tbh she is (probably) a real designer , she is putting her reputation on the line. Of course the people who watch the show understands it's all a joke

8:29 "regain control of the cottage"😂😂😂😂😂

"Vinegar on chips, is revolting, absolutely revolting." Says the French that eats snails. SNAILS.

Honestly I want these two to have their own show together where they just argue over how to design cars and the polish builders get all the work done in the background

6:34 to 6:40 "Plantpots are over, flower arrangements sliding backwards quickly, me globe, me pots, me plants" - James May 2009

We'll try it my way first....and then we'll finish. ------ Jeremy Clarkson

It's taken me this long and this many re-watches to notice that she's stood behind him in the studio and is refusing to clap.

7:45 so are the other wires like the reversing lamps!

@witchcraftanditsconsequenc4280

9 ай бұрын

Which, unlike the brake light wires, managed to stay intact..

@lemedico

9 ай бұрын

@@witchcraftanditsconsequenc4280 magic

would had loved to see Stig testing it out :D

@solatiumz

6 жыл бұрын

I *think* he did....

@rhodesianwojak2095

5 жыл бұрын

lol

@analien965

4 жыл бұрын

He did a lap and fell out of the chair it's on a top gear DVD I think not on regular show.

@GuninGames

4 жыл бұрын

Some say he invented the book, and that he was able to lease his own cottage for 2 pounds a month, all we know is hes called the Stig

@jacobrumens9601

8 ай бұрын

@@analien965Where I can I find this DVD?

*_6:59_**_ Fifty sick smiles and air!_*

"let's try it my way first ... And then we'll finish" 🤣

03:45 as a French that learned to love your bloody chips, this statement is one of the truest

Zhe-ramee, pleez. a leetle style.

@Wanderer628

6 жыл бұрын

Richard Merrick The way she said his name was somehow really hot.

@visionist7

6 жыл бұрын

Wanderer628 I was about to say that

@tennoshenaniganizer9234

6 жыл бұрын

Wanderer628 She's French. There's your answer.

@YGVares

5 жыл бұрын

Felice Graziano JJJJJJEHREMEE

@YGVares

5 жыл бұрын

I’m swiss so I’ll stfu

"We'll try it my way ... And then we'll finish" perfect

6:38 Me globe me pots me plants

Lmao I absolutely love how her and Clarkson constantly bicker and pull no punches.

In the episode, the chimney blew off when they were doing the lap, and not only were they sliding all about, the car filled with smoke, I wonder why they cut that. That was the funniest bit to me.

@considerthewildflowers5533

8 жыл бұрын

+Synthetic Corrosion I know, right? I always laughed really hard! I still laugh when they fall over. "I'm seeing double!"

@curleypubes3672

5 жыл бұрын

I thought that was in the electric car episode

@Satarnoch

5 жыл бұрын

@@curleypubes3672 this

@CarzorStelatis

2 жыл бұрын

This was posted in 2009 when KZread still had a 10-minute limit for videos. So they had to cut stuff to fit within that.

@CumCum99

7 ай бұрын

Mandela affect

6:55 this editing has me dead😂😂

@TheArcher101

2 жыл бұрын

Oh no! Anyway....

6:03 close ur eyes

You know your getting old when watching these old episodes feels nostalgic

"Tweed doesn't go with it" is an excellent piece of justification. As an avid tweed wearer I might use it next time my boss suggests something I don't like.

Deisnger with French Accent : Becauase who cares abot what the customer wants!

@luckyluke5638

7 жыл бұрын

The customer is king but the customer doesn't always know what he wants. The goal of a designer is to make something nice, anybody can draw what he/she wants on a piece of paper.

@commandercoop2921

7 жыл бұрын

Oh i know that, i used to be a salesman. But freaking after being told 3 times what you want xD

@luckyluke5638

7 жыл бұрын

XD

@Eyebrows842

6 жыл бұрын

He asked for quaint not modern

@ryanmg92

6 жыл бұрын

Lucky Luke false, you could be asked to design an execution chamber. That's not going to elegant and modern is it. The role of a designer is to turn the customers idea into reality. If you ask a joined to fit you a door, and he fits a a window instead and says ''you just don't know what you want and have no idea about design'' they would get a punch. If she said, Jeremy sorry but the floor isn't structurally capable of what you want, that's acceptable critique, not I don't agree therefore I just won't do what your asking

This remains one of the funniest Top Gear clips ever

The finished interior looks unreasonably good. Very well designed!

"how many of you are polish" omg im crying haha

@aimfuldrifter

6 жыл бұрын

Yet they did a great job.

@MichaelD8393

5 жыл бұрын

Yeah I died there. They Marie's reaction to the vinegar chips *buried* me 😂

I actually like that car he made could use a few adjustments like bolted down seats a stronger chimney and such but I really do like it.

@illdeletethismusic

6 жыл бұрын

how much would a well executed version of this be worth to you?

@FictualKyle

6 жыл бұрын

illdeletethis I'm willing to give you exactly half of my monies to make it happen

@illdeletethismusic

6 жыл бұрын

+CD8T LFA1 how many bitcoins is that?

@KandiKlover

6 жыл бұрын

illdeletethis 0.0000000008273

@thejay8963

5 жыл бұрын

I’d say this would be much better if it could be done in a station wagon.

Jeremy's genius continues to impress me

@jacobrumens9601

8 ай бұрын

It frightens me.

The designer doesn't know the golden rule. "The customer is always right in matters of taste."

@tomjw7499

2 жыл бұрын

you're 100% right. if it was not on a tv show jezza would have just found someone else. simple as that.

@StapleCactus

2 жыл бұрын

@@tomjw7499 Just trying to spread the full quote. It's starting to bug me how people say only the first half expecting extra service.

@adorabasilwinterpock6035

2 жыл бұрын

Ha! Are you kidding me? Have you ever worked in design? Customers have no taste and they don’t know what they want.

@StapleCactus

2 жыл бұрын

@@adorabasilwinterpock6035 No taste is still the customer's right to have. The originator of that quote used it in context of clothing. If the customer wants red when it clashes with the green suit, let him.

@worldcomicsreview354

2 жыл бұрын

Well usually yeah, but this is Jeremy Clarkson we're talking about.

Completely dismissive of the customers needs. Jesus.

@slazerlombardi

6 жыл бұрын

CupCS it's called being french.

@royalmarine1285

6 жыл бұрын

Cup yes? You said my nickname.

@twistedyogert

5 жыл бұрын

I never knew that the French were jerks.

@vanargrand3199

5 жыл бұрын

They're pretty high and tight for surrender jockeys.

@jblob5764

5 жыл бұрын

Chicken Pickin' Bastard hahahahaha

Pimp my ride-British Style!

4:14 lol I love how exasperated she is with him.

One of my favorites, pure gold wit

remember when you complain with a frenchman/woman, ALWAYS bring up how they lost the war

@FireHawkGaming

9 жыл бұрын

You are thinking of ze Germans! they lost the war. The French gave up after the Germans fired a few rounds into Paris after 9 minutes.

@mexxgermany

9 жыл бұрын

FireHawk Gaming so they did not lost?

@Demiglitch

9 жыл бұрын

FireHawk Gaming Fired a few rounds by accident on the way to Spain for a holiday.

@netweed09

5 жыл бұрын

and Won 2 world cups (more than little england)

@ragingroyal729

5 жыл бұрын

netweed09 yes soccer the most useless comeback in history

One of their very silliest, and a good example of why old Top Gear was so damn popular!

“We’ll try it my way first then we’ll finish” essentialy he said your way is stupid my genius is superb especially 2:33

I've seen videos of train cabs quainted like this lol. Minus concrete obviously, but it looked good and was practical and usable

So it weighs as much as a Dodge Challenger

@mr_bungus1

6 жыл бұрын

let's not get exaggerate too much

@smith0250

6 жыл бұрын

It probably weighs the same as a challenger tank

@vanargrand3199

5 жыл бұрын

Nah, it handles about as well as a normal Mercedes.

@jonjohnson102

5 жыл бұрын

The Truth *insert something bad about said car company*

@jamesprice2163

5 жыл бұрын

No that benz weights less lol

such a heartwarming video

The most brilliantly entertaining show in television history. Period.

I know the seats would be terrible, but I would absolutely love a motorcar like that. A car with a fireplace, could it get any better? What a wonderful car-Hood ornament, fireplace, parlor chairs, wood, and plaster.

@Shakes-Off-Fear

8 жыл бұрын

+Jacob Woods If you had sort of quilted wingbacks but on rollers like normal car seats, it could work. But I think the fireplace would be a bit hazardous, as demonstrated here, the chimney mightn't work and the smoke could be a problem too.

@iloveRUSSIAAA

8 жыл бұрын

+Jacob Woods Do it! Im building a pimp mobile (on a budget) and I already have plans for a fountain in the back!

@estebankid10

8 жыл бұрын

The problem is your are going to die when the damn car catches fire.

@StreamlineSMusic

8 жыл бұрын

+Jacob Woods I think you could get away with it much easier in a Ford Transit of even an old VW Campervan - combine the looks and feel of a wingback chair with a modern car seat (I suppose you're not far off studded leather racing seats with extra cushioning!).

@dart2527

8 жыл бұрын

+Jacob Woods Use a Citroen Berlingo, TONS OF SPACE. trust.

Designer: This is too difficult Clarkson: This is why you gave up in the war

Nice! this is actually a masterpiece

I would love to see Jeremy drive this

“When you hear this you just hear agincourt” 😂 4:25

@DL-ls5sy

3 жыл бұрын

Azincourt