"Your wife leaves you, she's in bed with a milkman and you're like 'ohhh where's my front suspension unit?'

@JoVaDeMee

8 жыл бұрын

I lost it there😂😂😂

@uwutismxd595

6 жыл бұрын

LNorts02 hi

@conormitchell1213

6 жыл бұрын

I

@mrbones2235

6 жыл бұрын

Add that to Beautiful lines to hear in life

@MichaelD8393

5 жыл бұрын

Me too... then I lost it again at 6:30 😂

This sums up a group project in school. Jeremy is the guy who only shows up on the due date.

@derpizzaman1050

6 жыл бұрын

he's the guy who shows up but doesn't help at all

@ethanconnor7530

5 жыл бұрын

And likely spills a soda on the poster board.

@shivambawa

5 жыл бұрын

but gets the best grade

@Windows98R

5 жыл бұрын

Cham JDM but then does a great job on the presentation so you can’t complain too much about it

@tendrams

5 жыл бұрын

No, Jeremy is the guy who shows up every day but is counterproductive. When I was in graduate school, it would often be the case that a "core" productive group would conceal meeting times from people IN THE GROUP who we knew would not be helpful. During one case in particular, we just told a guy that, "We met unexpectedly one afternoon and it was easier than we thought... so we got it done". We put his name on the project and turned it in. Just easier.

Damn that's impressive for a trio of guys who spent half their time arguing.

@aimfuldrifter

6 жыл бұрын

And James who's filing stuff.

@sumairb9978

6 жыл бұрын

LukeInside " *JAYMES* "

@wawasgood

6 жыл бұрын

It really is haha. I would honestly pay really good money to view the full length unedited version of them building the car.

@twistedyogert

5 жыл бұрын

Isn't one of them an engineer?

@ethanconnor7530

5 жыл бұрын

twistedyogert hammond is a decent mechanic , but I dont think either of the 3 are engineers.

2:22 20 minutes into Caterham building and chill and he gives you this look.

@lowgunfire2671

7 жыл бұрын

James and Hammond knew that Jeremy would somehow cock up epically whilst fitting in the seats of course.

@hueyfreemanhisanimatedfrie925

5 жыл бұрын

Low Gunfire with a hammer nonetheless.

@Gerbs1913

4 жыл бұрын

7:14 Then when she asks if you're enjoying yourself yet.

@David-ud9ju

4 жыл бұрын

How can you have Caterham building and chill? What is wrong with people nowadays that they attempt to be funny by spouting the same unfunny internet non-humour meme shit all the time.

@thomashanson6603

4 жыл бұрын

@@David-ud9ju I think it may be funny but you don't get it.

“This car belong tuu yuu sir” “Can a ask where you’re going tuuu” “Can a ask where yav come from”

@jess.bus.photosx6388

4 жыл бұрын

😂😂😂😂

@spritemon98

4 жыл бұрын

They are gonna have alot of fun trying to interrogate him 🤣

@mrguest3749

4 жыл бұрын

Stig used his right to remain silent.

@medvidekmisa

4 жыл бұрын

is this even english? :D

@Blakezilla594

4 жыл бұрын

@@medvidekmisa eh, it's slightly gae😂

The amount of patience it must take to be in the same room as jeremy let alone build a car with him...amazing

@psycho479

2 жыл бұрын

Yeah it’s staged you know that right ?

@MrBeeps.

2 жыл бұрын

Or James mays “blistering fast” speed he goes to build the car

@dr.bright6272

Жыл бұрын

I remember his Cottage Car. The crew building it and the designer managed pretty well.

@adamw9421

8 ай бұрын

@@psycho479🤓

@limcw6092

8 ай бұрын

@@adamw9421must be hard to be in the same room like people like him, no sense of humour at all

I expected the stig to suddenly overtake them at the starting line

@tcr_gaming2746

2 жыл бұрын

yeah me too tbh

@liamwoolrych5584

Жыл бұрын

Same here

@skeleguns10oooooo10

Жыл бұрын

But Police stopped him

@azizabdul8914

9 күн бұрын

​@@skeleguns10oooooo10you can say that's a cop-out

"Look at the picture." "It doesn't tell me anything! They may as well've just photographed your arse!!" love it

3:43 jeremys look at the camera is absolutely brilliant, no sense of smug or foolishness, just pure raw unfiltered confusion

JAMES! DOES IT NEED A WASHER? YES OR NO??

@HarrisonBowman

7 жыл бұрын

JAMES! STOP FILING!!

@__-po7bm

6 жыл бұрын

Ethan Schmid NO!

@__-po7bm

6 жыл бұрын

Ethan Schmid Jeremy: YES!

@__-po7bm

6 жыл бұрын

Ethan Schmid ah yes, those were the good times.

@silverwolfmarcus

5 жыл бұрын

*later oh sod it it isnt that important

"do you know where it is" "no" "do you know where it is" "no" "do you know what it looks like" "yes" "no you dont"

@rjb0572

4 жыл бұрын

Sounds like what my mum would say 😂

@isaacsrandomvideos667

3 жыл бұрын

eddie delia lol

@Sam-es6ui

3 жыл бұрын

well done you typed what they said

@arteonyx

3 жыл бұрын

6:30

Murphy's Law: Anything that can go wrong, will. Clarkson's Law: How hard can it be?

@dangerdean9066

2 жыл бұрын

Don’t say that!

@rogehmarbi

2 жыл бұрын

Clarkson's Second Law : "Speed and Power is the answer to every problem"

@americanjohnny4814

2 жыл бұрын

@@rogehmarbi Clarkson’s Third Law: HAMMER

@antoinesilva1527

Жыл бұрын

@@americanjohnny4814 Clarkson's fourth law: His genius is so frightening, it could power a second universe.

@aerogfs

Жыл бұрын

Hammond's Law: if it exists, I crash it...

5:46 Jeremy tries to fit the steering wheel with a hammer, then turns the steering wheel which doesn't turn the wheel followed by "Broken". 😂👌😂😂 unbelievably funny.

@coolbox109

6 жыл бұрын

LMFAOOO DEAD

@lightsaberlordp373

2 жыл бұрын

@@coolbox109 James! Stop filing!! 😂😂😂😂😂

@coolbox109

2 жыл бұрын

@@lightsaberlordp373 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣☠️☠️

@rosson1983

Жыл бұрын

My favourite part

@RohanSingh-lh6yb

Жыл бұрын

even with the suspension 🤣🤣🤣 comedy gold

Jeremy- James can I start on the interior James-great idea Jeremy-right I'll go and get the hammer Classic clarkson there

8:09 Jeremy legit got shut down for a fist bump from James 😂

@abramo7700

4 жыл бұрын

james expected to be slammed on the shoulder by jeremy’s fist

@ew8779

3 жыл бұрын

James was too busy looking into Jeremy's eyes

"Broken."

@eggnoodle1061

6 жыл бұрын

"Now I need to put the steering wheel in. *Starts smashing the steering wheel with a hammer* Broken..."

@Slemoster

6 жыл бұрын

Its my new word. Whenever something doesn't work, I don't bother investigating or finding a work around. I just look to the other person and go "Broken" and stare at it.

@hueyfreemanhisanimatedfrie925

5 жыл бұрын

Drifting Noodle James: don't hit it with a hammer.

@rjb0572

4 жыл бұрын

Well that's what happens when you whack something with a hammer 😂🔨

@Thicc_Cheese_Dip

3 жыл бұрын

@@hueyfreemanhisanimatedfrie925 Jeremy: Why not? James: Cos, it's the tool of a pikey.

"It's the tool of a pikey" XD

@szilardbogacs2230

4 жыл бұрын

Lmao

@visionist7

2 жыл бұрын

They wouldn't be allowed to say that today 🤣

@THENAMEISQUICKMAN

Жыл бұрын

"DON'T hit it with a hammer!" "... why?"

We need a full series of James building his own Caterham Seven. Meticulously following the assembly guide at his own pace.

@oliverboisen7475

Ай бұрын

Watch his reassembling show. It's genuinely amazing

5:13- "They might as well photographed your ass"..HAAAAA.

The Stig getting pulled over though! hahahaa

@MakeSh00t

9 жыл бұрын

zeron82411 its a fake... FOR TV .

@privatezeron

9 жыл бұрын

MakeSh00t I know that...it's still just entertaining.

@MakeSh00t

9 жыл бұрын

zeron82411 I know that to still just entertaining.

@GenuineBronxite

8 жыл бұрын

He didn't choose the Stig life. The Stig life chose him XD

@stuartleckie

5 жыл бұрын

That road is one of the most fun to drive.

"Does this car belong TÜ YÜ, sir?" ... silence ... "Can I ask where you're going TÜÜÜ?" ... silence ... "Can I ask where you've come FROMM?" ... silence ...

@jamesharbour7622

3 жыл бұрын

"Is the car stolen??" ... silence...

@raynerhutton1417

3 жыл бұрын

ü gang

@jamesharbour7622

3 жыл бұрын

@Sir Dr Munna Bhai MBBS, FRSC, Phd, LL.B. OBE, CA Thank for correcting me

@conanomega7999

2 жыл бұрын

He has the right to remain silent

@NikosGardanis

2 жыл бұрын

Double the "r"

"Jeremy was sacked from engine management" Yeah, that rings weirdly now.

@hybridAbsol

6 жыл бұрын

Aymeric Dubost 6 yrs later.... Jeremy gets sacked from Top Gear :3

@matthewthomas2546

4 жыл бұрын

Hello Aymeric

@lostintime3333

3 жыл бұрын

Was thinking this 🤣

I can't think of a more frightening scenario than having to drive something that Jeremy Clarkson had a hand in building.

"JAAAAMES!!!!!" "What?" "STOP FILING!!!!"

@onlinefriend3889

2 жыл бұрын

6:30

i love the way james goes "you should feel it go stiff now" and then hammond goes "oh ya thats much better oh ya thats hard"

The banter going on between all three of these gents as they become very obviously frustrated at the situation and one another is a sight to behold. Classic.

"The Stig has got 299 miles left! At his speed, that could be an hour"

@bukanmatin5973

5 жыл бұрын

Stig speed explained

@bigcazza5260

4 жыл бұрын

@@erhhsdhh2099 yeah and then we would have a boring segment ya tool

@baxesyt5355

3 жыл бұрын

Erhh Sdhh then go away

@Thicc_Cheese_Dip

3 жыл бұрын

@@erhhsdhh2099 found the Ben Shapiro type.

Anyone else love how James just smiled at Jeremy's usual method of getting the seats in the car?

@lordbluebaron2270

Жыл бұрын

I think because he realized he put the seat in backwards

"i'm jiggling like a bugger" - Richard Hammond

That policeman's accent, though....

@leopoldproductions2642

9 жыл бұрын

its scottish so hes in scotland

@leopoldproductions2642

9 жыл бұрын

fife is in scotland

@benjaminhing3907

6 жыл бұрын

they are scottish,

@David-ud9ju

6 жыл бұрын

It is Scottish, but most Scottish people don't sound that ridiculous.

@Alpha-106

5 жыл бұрын

Clearly it was faked there's no way they could have caught the stig

7:10 😄😄 followed by Richards reaction.

"Brakes" *nods* "ancillaries" *nods* "battery" *nods* "throttle linkage" *nods* "clutch" *nods* "gears" *nods* Looks like they even have the nodding dog for the back window sorted too lol. Never change Jeremy

I love the fact that at 9:16 with the police with the stig you can hear a bike clearly nailing it through the gears

@lukamoon6094

9 ай бұрын

Fr

I would've actually liked to have seen the Stig win this challenge because the ensuing arguments between Clarkson, Hammond and May over who was most to blame for losing would've been epic, and probably hilarious.

Hammonds face at 7:13

Fun fact: the original plan for this film was going to Jeremy, Richard and James against Jeremy's wife, Richards wife and James' girlfriend. They decided against it out of fears that if their partners won, the presenters would look stupid but if the presenters won people would claim it had been rigged.

@pedrosilvamusician

3 жыл бұрын

James had a girlfriend?

@MrGearsOfWar96

3 жыл бұрын

@@pedrosilvamusician HAS a girlfriend

@PHAZER99

2 жыл бұрын

They look stupid anyway so what difference would it make, either way it would've been great television and I'd still watch it

@maruftim

2 жыл бұрын

I don't see how it'd make them "look stupid"?

@DFW_04

Жыл бұрын

This would’ve been a masterpiece

7:09 close ur eyes and enjoy

@lottieloup6761

3 жыл бұрын

Good lord

According to Caterham's website, it takes 60 hours for a novice to build one of their cars. hmm...

@thiccdickflex4202

7 жыл бұрын

Divide by 3

@TransistorBased

7 жыл бұрын

Did you see who's building the car? Multiply by 5.

@mcearl8073

7 жыл бұрын

MicroKORGI yea there's no way in hell they did it as quick as they showed

@charliewilde5400

7 жыл бұрын

billy mccabe no they just cut a lot out

@jasonbentley9968

7 жыл бұрын

Hmmm yeah. 10 minutes was quite fast tbh

"YOU'VE JUST DROPPED IT THROUGH THE BLUDDY CAR" 😂😂😂

6:30 was hilarious!.

13 years later, the most shocking thing is how cheap the petrol was

@visionist7

2 жыл бұрын

You should see it now 🥴

@wanderingrandomer

2 жыл бұрын

@@visionist7 Trust me, I know

@THENAMEISQUICKMAN

Жыл бұрын

This aged as well as September 11th.

@DSPrints_

Жыл бұрын

And that’s a BP garage at side of motorway.. which are more expensive anyway 😢those where the days

@DescendingVelocity

10 ай бұрын

Come to the US you’d have a heart attack at our fuel prices lol. I put 20 bucks in my car A few days ago and it didn’t even get the needle over half way. you should’ve seen the look on my face when I realized the pump only gave me like 5 gallons.

that has got to be the smoothest gear change i have ever seen 8:54

Jeremy was attaching the steering wheel. BOOM BOOM BOOM..... Broken hahahaha

I love how Jeremy hits something with a hammer to fix it and says broken

jeremy: "james, can i start on the interior ?" james: "I think that's an excellent idea" jeremy: " I'll get a hamer" these guys are amazing , i never stop laughing whin i see james and jeremy in the same scene !

This was one of my fav episodes, mainly because its a dream of mine to build my very own Caterham.

@Coffee17990

5 ай бұрын

Same

"Hammer!" "NO!"

@Sheehy223

8 жыл бұрын

"JAMES!" "What?" "STOP FILING!"

@hueyfreemanhisanimatedfrie925

5 жыл бұрын

"I'M LOOKING FOR THE SODDING SOCKET THING THAT YOU NEED TO TAKE THAT OUT? DO YOU KNOW WHERE IT IS? DO YOU KNOW WHERE IT IS?

@jacobt1027

5 жыл бұрын

Huey Freeman & his animated friends "DO YOU KNOW WHAT IT LOOKS LIKE"

Richard said “Oh yeah, that’s hard” with a grin in his face. Am I allowed to watch this?

6:55 - The proverbial minefield of double entendres.

0:50 *J A M E S* *D O E S I T N E E D A W A S H E R* *Y E S O R N O*

@largol33t1

3 жыл бұрын

Followed by JAMES!! DOES IT NEED A HAMMER!? YES OR NO?!

@HelloThereUniverse

Жыл бұрын

Yes...

"i ll get the hammer" oooh jeremy

"jiggle it" "i'm jiggeling like a bugger" only on top gear

if i were a cop i would pull over the stig just to find out his identity

@saxwastaken

10 жыл бұрын

He has no identity, under that helmet, is just a smaller helmet.

@recondystopic1584

10 жыл бұрын

Thanks for just totally ripping my comment.

@GeraltinWoW

10 жыл бұрын

***** I didn't know you made the same comment

@recondystopic1584

10 жыл бұрын

RossBoss I wasn't referring to you mate.

@saxwastaken

10 жыл бұрын

***** I'm very sorry, i usually never scroll down the comments, so i didn't know if this was said yet or not.

just love coming back to this! So many great quotes that sums up everything about the old Top Gear.

2:04 Jeremy already standing about with a coffee having given up!!🤣

"you may as well have just photographed your arse" hahahahahaha

-Hammer's in the steering wheel- -Sits perfectly- "Broken"

6:48 never though bleeding the brakes can be this dramatic

Me and the mechanic after an MOT test: 4:09 - 4:21

2:16 and Jeremy's comment about the factory, plus James' reaction to it are probably my favorite part of this. lmao

"Can ah ask where you are going TEU? Can ah ask where you've come FDROM?"

I'm with James on keeping the tools organised, makes it much easier to find the one you need later. But for god sake move the toolbox closer to the work piece! 🤣

Actually looks like a fun little thing to build, I'd like to give it a try 😂

Song starting at 4:30 for those who are asking is Philmore Oakes - Take it loose

@sweettooth5928

2 жыл бұрын

I've been looking for this song for like 4 years, thank you

I love this challenge. I would love to build a Caterham and race it. THANKS FOR POSTING!

Richard : Comedy James : Engineering Jeremy : Shouting Just works.

So many great races and challenges, this is one of my top favourite and funniest

The scene with the stig pulled over had me crying laughing. That was so unexpected and the fact he is always silent and didn’t talk to the cops made it 10x funnier

You should feel it go stiff now.

@EddJones25

8 жыл бұрын

yeah that's hard

@yourebreathingmanuallynow3944

8 жыл бұрын

Push the (pedal) all the way

@Tuneman1984

7 жыл бұрын

The tube is in the hole.

@lowgunfire2671

7 жыл бұрын

Pump man, pump.

@bearz6606

6 жыл бұрын

Put it in deeper

That prediction at 04:00

"he's 299 miles away. At Stig speeds, that could be an hour."

“Jeremy was sacked from engine management” not the last time he would be sacked

1:08 - That line from James here is now always edited out of repeats of this on Dave channel.

"Don't hit it with a hammer!" "WHY?!?"

Good point. It is catching up I believe, and it's fun to see things other than just cars sometimes too, the tractor episode was very funny.

It's in ! "Yess ! Start it up !" It's not that in 😂😂

I would like to see how long it takes them if James was allowed to keep filing the tools away and read the instruction book!

"It's in" "Yess,start it up" "It's not that in."

3:19 when you put your fork through your poached egg and the yolk is perfectly done.

8:07 the happiness in their face

That scream. JJJJAAAAAMMMMEESSS

Love jeremy’s powerslide out of the garage

“Oh where’s my front suspension unit.” 😂

“Because its the tool of the pikee”😂😂

Yes! Start it up.

8:06 *_Jeremy will remember this..._*

I just love his reaction at 3:43

James does it need a washer YES OR NO. Jeremy shouting to James was epic. 😅

I wish my kitcar was as easy and as quick they make it look. However the hammer was a useful tool!

7:15 that’s *not* what she said

I still say this was one of the best challenges they did.

2:34 I too had put my hammer down and picked up a spanner. Guess something was bound to go wrong

I love how Jezza is completely useless throughout. HAMMER!

@MrJimmysko

7 жыл бұрын

puffyshirt681 "Broken"

"Don't hit it with a hammer!" "Why?" "I'ts the tool of a pikey."

i'm always entertained watching them try and mend or build something :D

I am jiggling like a bugger.. The best line ever said on television 😄😄

"it doesn't tell me anything!" "they might as well just have photographed your arse"

Nobody : Jeremy Clarkson : hits everything with a hammer and says it doesn't work

2:20 i love that james's smile XD

This is the best ever TG scene.... "does this car belong to you, sir?" 😂🤣😅