There are people who listen to lofi when they sleep. There are people who listen to the sounds of winter when they sleep. I listen to the sounds of three middle aged men arguing about cars when I sleep.

@averyborst4559

3 жыл бұрын

Fuck yeah I seriously think they qualify as a type of asmr wonderfully wholesome decompression

@puntoni5440

3 жыл бұрын

"middle aged"

@zepzonneveld4949

3 жыл бұрын

Jo dude me 2 rightnow its 2 at night for me on a sunday evening laughing my fk ass of

@RattusNorvegicuz

3 жыл бұрын

Dude no fucking shit, I legit do this all the time

@tjking7457

3 жыл бұрын

Well said, well said

Clarkson: [is quite proud of his Madame Tussauds news] The other two: [immediate roasting]

@siangetz8808

3 жыл бұрын

-everyone liked that-

@ManjunathMCisawesome

3 жыл бұрын

Cause that's what friends do

@ladywaffle2210

3 жыл бұрын

@@ManjunathMCisawesome When you get into jail, a good friend will try to bail you out, and a best friend will be sitting next to you calling you a moron for getting them caught.

@Shakes-Off-Fear

Жыл бұрын

I love the ‘Jim’ look to the camera that Clarkson does

@SynchronizorVideos

9 ай бұрын

Hammond went hard on that, too. I always laugh when he starts talking about orcs.

James may hanging 10+ feet on the air: CLARKSON!!!!!!! Clarkson: wHaT

@spaghettimkay5795

3 жыл бұрын

Funny.

@hugefart440

3 жыл бұрын

You funny man

@joffebisk1446

3 жыл бұрын

funy

@bobbyturner6008

3 жыл бұрын

I love how both times when Jeremy suggests the horses it’s never him who actually falls off, it’s always James or Richard who pay for it

@bernardharrison665

3 жыл бұрын

2:08 the meme everyone knows

Sometimes I have to remind myself that this show is about vehicles

@PyroNinja713

3 жыл бұрын

It is? Lol

@MrGeorgeFlorcus

3 жыл бұрын

Top Gear is the most successful improv/sketch comedy hybrid series of all time, cleverly disguised as a show about cars and automobiles.

@PyroNinja713

3 жыл бұрын

@@MrGeorgeFlorcus Exactly, I couldn't give much less of a shit about the various types of motor boxes. I'm too poor and stupid/ American. I generally just drive the cheapest things that ticks the squares that I care about because fuck aesthetics and opinions. (I love to buy a car painted by an idiot. 🥰) I just lo-iike James May, and I wilfully tolerate the other two (for his success) because unfortunately stupidity is a necessary marketable asepect of TV. You gotta do what you gotta do I guess...

@kingo1539

3 жыл бұрын

@@PyroNinja713 old top gear, the new one is ass

@RSGReallySimpleGaming

3 жыл бұрын

@@MrGeorgeFlorcus except only 5% of it is improv. I love this show but damn do they script the hell out of it,

8:00 'My crane is too small that's punishable by death is it.' James May is an absolute savage 😂

@jrbdoebd8553

3 жыл бұрын

3:02 "Are women's bottoms different to men's bottoms?" "I think so"

@Terrezio

3 жыл бұрын

His comebacks are simply unmatched. When Jeremy said "I still think you're ugly." James hit back with "a crushing criticism from one so handsome." 😂

@barneyward6448

3 жыл бұрын

@@Terrezio Which episode was that from?

@Terrezio

3 жыл бұрын

@@barneyward6448 Honestly I couldn't tell you. I saw it in another compilation haha

@ubayedkabir6977

3 жыл бұрын

Yes.

4:31 is the best thing I’ve ever seen, 3 grown men standing around in the rain laughing as one of them tries to light an SS18 with a cigarette lighter

@JackAndersMusic

2 жыл бұрын

I think it must be damp

@franzvladimirvillablanca7493

2 жыл бұрын

Yup

@maxwell2.2

2 жыл бұрын

2 and a half grown men😂

@carbonwolf1087

2 жыл бұрын

@@JackAndersMusic i love clarksons and hammonds reaction

@A-genuine-bloke

2 жыл бұрын

@@JackAndersMusic it HAS to be damp

"BEHOLD THE GENIUS" *CRASHES* I can't take it anymore, Clarkson is literally the funniest man on earth.

@Emu_calli

2 жыл бұрын

That is his grnius

@robertbuth

2 жыл бұрын

His immediate face of accepting his fail..what utter brilliance. lol

@ethansmith9065

Жыл бұрын

Clarkson is a genius, but above all he is *an* comedian i believe

@wickedawesomeo

Жыл бұрын

@@ethansmith9065 He is not a comedian, but he has comedic skills

3:36 James' and Jeremy's reactions to Richard going across the finish line on the side of his car is pretty funny.

@AllCentaur

2 жыл бұрын

I felt like they did that without telling them, James had such a natural reaction

@Danie1_l

Жыл бұрын

@@AllCentaur or he’s a good actor

@AllCentaur

Жыл бұрын

@@Danie1_l fair cannot argue against that

@lukamoon6094

9 ай бұрын

The double take

@SynchronizorVideos

9 ай бұрын

@@AllCentaurThey would have had the car already on its side, probably attached to a whole winch setup, with a ton of safety precautions to make sure it wouldn’t slide into or tip onto Jeremy, May, or any of the crew. Those guys would have known exactly what was going to happen. They were just acting surprised.

1:57 "in the plums" absolute favorite line😂

@MrBigNicholas

3 жыл бұрын

i laughed way too hard at that part

@ThimaiahBaduvamanda

3 жыл бұрын

Which episode is that from?

@jimmyhopkinsman

3 жыл бұрын

@@ThimaiahBaduvamanda 80’s Hatchback challenge

@marcussimkiss7894

3 жыл бұрын

Series 21 episode 1

@av.punk.801

2 жыл бұрын

EEN DA *P L U H M Z*

I love how both times when Jeremy suggests the horses it’s never him who actually falls off, it’s always James or Richard who pay for it

@SUPPORTSUPPORT-gt6hd

3 жыл бұрын

That's why he suggests them 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

@bobbyturner6008

3 жыл бұрын

10:28 poor clarkson, they went on and on for a minute

@motog4-75

2 жыл бұрын

But but why in Burma have their horses got 5 legs?

@CarrionCrow993

2 жыл бұрын

His feet can probably touch the floor on any kind of horse.

@Minoriscful

2 жыл бұрын

jeremy is tall enough for his feet to touch the ground allmost so he knows when he outreaches his toes he is at the same level as the horse

0:35 Hammond’s short reaction upon realising what James said is so funny to me idk why

@Enforcedcraft

2 жыл бұрын

What ep is that?

@napoleonbonaparte4382

2 жыл бұрын

hhHHmm

@JetFalcon710

2 жыл бұрын

@@Enforcedcraft Burma Special, I think

@DanielRaez93

Жыл бұрын

The laughter is perfect

10:18 the sound of an expensive lapel mic and its recorder being submerged and destroyed

@EleanorPeterson

3 жыл бұрын

Don't be fooled: everything - yes, EVERYTHING - is a stunt. The BBC peeps care desperately about their reputation for professionalism and decent production values, so they'd much rather spend £5,000 of licence payers' money on slick editing and predictable post-production sound effects than blowing a mere £500 on drowning a microphone and hoping that they get an amusing gurgle from it. Everything is staged, especially the bits that clearly aren't staged.

@kaikai5963

3 жыл бұрын

@@EleanorPeterson you must be fun at parties

@nathanbundy5651

3 жыл бұрын

@@EleanorPeterson holy hell, bugger off down a hole

@kysrussiansandindians0

3 жыл бұрын

@@kaikai5963 actually more fun than those guys who say "we know but we still like it"

@hshunter4661

3 жыл бұрын

@@kysrussiansandindians0 no lol just enjoy despite

Roses are red I’m deeply sorry 2:35

@Anonymoose345

3 жыл бұрын

HAMMOND YOU IDIOT YOU BACKED INTO THE SPORTS LORRY

@albertosanzaro190

3 жыл бұрын

*James May laughing*

@ryanm.191

3 жыл бұрын

I knew the exact line and I haven’t even yet got to that part of the video yet

@seanjosephhayes

3 жыл бұрын

Noah Innenberg *reversed

@matejita

3 жыл бұрын

I literally died rn xd

I just realized that many of the memes we've come to see came from Top Gear

@keiadam

3 жыл бұрын

Always has been

@SMEGTACULAR

3 жыл бұрын

The meme potential is legendary

@LlamaCraft

3 жыл бұрын

Just now? How

@edballatyoutuization

3 жыл бұрын

Oh no! Anyway

@pitcrew8662

3 жыл бұрын

Next to the Star Wars prequels they are my favorites to use

1:25 I love Hammond's face and how he looks around after he realizes what he said

@inknstars5595

2 жыл бұрын

Wait what does it mean

@magickpigeon

2 жыл бұрын

@@inknstars5595 i think its something to do with drag queens but idk

@JetFalcon710

2 жыл бұрын

@@magickpigeon Yeah, it is about drag queens

@aadastroyergg1922

Жыл бұрын

Shush regard

@Jtmissile

Жыл бұрын

The second after he said that, I had an ad for Opium Perfume

"Are you sure that doesn't say immersed in wax?" most underrated joke of that episode. Hammond's rant was pretty funny but May be spitting fire

3:36 The dobble take they both do, the sound, the visual of the car side-flipped is comedic gold. xD

@filipbitala2624

2 жыл бұрын

I like how james looks genuenly confused

@sar_ptolemy

2 жыл бұрын

somehow *the* most Hammond clip from all of top gear

5:55 “she went up to the cash machine, and sorted out Greece’s national debt”🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

12:47 "James, you can't do that." "Yes I can?" Words to live by.

@Solid_CC

2 жыл бұрын

Jeremy also said crist on a bike and then we see crist on a bike

@Dinoclj

2 жыл бұрын

We just ignore Hitler on a bike

@rroy9985

2 жыл бұрын

Imagine if the today Twitter was back then, immediate cancellation

@Werkvuur

2 жыл бұрын

@UCQdj8uQ4FFWFYNVUuVZnqyg Fuck off. This would still happen today. Stop being such a whiny doomer

11:56 James just calmly driving away. 😂

2:08 the meme everyone knows

@peddlersclan

3 жыл бұрын

2:08 the meme everyone knows

@harleylane0583

3 жыл бұрын

2:08 the meme everyone knows

@terencesterling6839

3 жыл бұрын

2:08 the meme everyone knows

@davehidden3939

3 жыл бұрын

2:08 the meme everyone knows

@yowansinzalie5713

3 жыл бұрын

2:08 the meme everyone knows

10:28 poor clarkson, they went on and on for a minute

@Anonymoose345

3 жыл бұрын

Bruh I felt that lol

@EzraDair

3 жыл бұрын

DeeDash they missed the part where Jeremy retaliate by saying that is the sound of envy

@teanshin

3 жыл бұрын

@@EzraDair bitterness and jealousy

@colinkerns9417

3 жыл бұрын

what episode is it from?

*C L A R K S O N* .... “Wot?”

7:36 I never thought a man casually standing inside the cabin of a flipped over truck with his head sticking out would be funny xDD

5:00 _Ooh my!, that's a remarkable accident_

@nam6128

3 жыл бұрын

My parents when i was born

@Rikabe-bt3jc

3 жыл бұрын

“Cus look” **Richard proceeds to remove the windscreen**

@stmb214

3 жыл бұрын

The Breeze'll be nice...

@etp4899

2 жыл бұрын

My exes when they dated me

@haberdasherrykr8886

2 жыл бұрын

Breeze will be nice!

4:31 “I think it must be damp.”

@alphonseforadori3768

3 жыл бұрын

I just real

@briankozlowski6568

3 жыл бұрын

2:08 the meme everyone knows

@ralphgarcia3874

3 жыл бұрын

There are people who listen to lofi when they sleep. There are people who listen to the sounds of winter when they sleep. I listen to the sounds of three middle aged men arguing about cars when I sleep.

@AverageSouthernMan

3 жыл бұрын

Roses are red The sun is brighter James may attempts to light an SS18 Satan missile with a lighter

@goose5200

3 жыл бұрын

@@ralphgarcia3874 Hey, I caught you stealing comments. The Council of *Goose* will decide your fate.

3:36 James’ reaction to Hammond sliding in on his side is amazing 😂

9:15 ”My scrutum is on fire" 😂😂😂

6:29 RIP dove 🕊️

James took "almost dying from falling crane" quite well, actually.

James putting the lighter on the rocket is one of the best things he has ever done.

8:05 Top Gear Roasting the 2014 Formula 1 Regulations, is just pure gold

@formulafish1536

3 жыл бұрын

Such a shame that they didn’t put the McLaren and Lotus together. They’d be in ICU with oxygen deprivation from laughing too much 😂

@1.8millionvolts87

3 жыл бұрын

@J Sarandrea ok

@jacka7241

2 жыл бұрын

I was too focused on the girl behind Jeremy lmao

@KingofFray

2 жыл бұрын

The F1 did this to themself

"Are women's bottoms different to men's bottoms?" *Cashier nods*

6:52 “so sally is this family parrot??? , just watch what happens when I throw it out a moving Vehicle” 😂😂😂

10:57 James and Richard roasted Jeremy for 55 seconds straight

3:23 Richard Hammond: AND Across the LINE!

The golden era. It'll take a monumental effort to make Top Gear the titan it once was. Jeremy, James and Hamster were the perfect trio, and I enjoyed so many of their episodes over so many years. They were the highlight of my TV week. I'm rather glad it ended when it did, though, because good things often run themselves into the ground eventually, and I would have hated to see that happen to such a great series. And yes, I know it was ended after Jeremy punched a producer.

@erickajoyflore7109

2 жыл бұрын

Jeremy punched someone? Why

@ICCUWANSIUT

2 жыл бұрын

@@erickajoyflore7109 pretty sure it was because the director or whatever did something, and he was waiting on important medical news so his nerves were high already

@Funni_Slime_Human

2 жыл бұрын

@@ICCUWANSIUT nah, bbc just hates everyone, trust me, they pulled 2 fire alarms in 1 session of Season 1 of The Goes Wrong Show, the birth of christ episode, instead of interrupting one of their many empty rooms.

@JetFalcon710

Жыл бұрын

@@ICCUWANSIUT Yeah, he got incorrectly diagnosed with pancreatic cancer iirc. His mother had also passed recently, and he was going through a divorce. Pretty sure he snapped when the producer made a jab at his mother

@JayMaverick

Жыл бұрын

The golden era ended after Hammond's first accident. That's when they went from quality car show to schlock entertainment. The latter albeit much more popular and profitable.

3:02 "Are women's bottoms different to men's bottoms?" "I think so"

@EleanorPeterson

3 жыл бұрын

We have an extra bottom at the front, Phil. Ask your mum about it... ;-)

@surjasekharsengupta6358

3 жыл бұрын

I would like to ask you

4:45 James’ high pitched voice killed me

@Kiddiecraft

8 ай бұрын

It sounds like Grover to me

James may: I don’t like heights Also James may: I am a pilot

@automation7295

3 жыл бұрын

You're stupid, he's inside a plane when piloting it.

@gayjesus9448

3 жыл бұрын

@@automation7295 bro calm down

@shahsafwat9178

3 жыл бұрын

Is it you nigel?

@shahsafwat9178

3 жыл бұрын

I have lumbago

@joey_ramone_96

2 жыл бұрын

@@automation7295 and he was inside a tent when piloting.. the tent, stoopid

3:35 james doing a double take at hammond being on his side Xd

Best idea for a show ever: Three hilarious people with great chemistry just riffing off of everything they can say about the one thing they all enjoy. Take them anywhere to do anything and it will always be fantastic.

the clip from 4:22 is literally my favourite moment in all of top gear

@nikolaikvarme4006

3 жыл бұрын

Yes

@JustSodaChems

3 жыл бұрын

Same

@imarmoelester7943

Жыл бұрын

It never gets old

1:25 i almost took my own life by laughing at that

8:45 it's actually funny how the scenario Richard came up with never happens in F1 since 2014

2:07 he said the thing

@lemon40277

10 ай бұрын

he said the thing :D

"'Ello is this Mr. 'Olland? This' the Queen, we are at war!" One of my favourite clips from this show.

I like how Clarkson just lets them rant on about the wax figurine 😂

10:16 RIP James' mic

The “Clarkson applying butt cream” and “Hammond drifting in a supermarket” clips fit together way too perfectly

The absolutly brutal roasting when Jeremy reads the Madam Tussauds letter has me in stitches every time🤣🤣

7:45 this argument didn't feel scripted or anything. James was genuinely angry and upset, that was like an argument between two neighbors

@andregon4366

3 жыл бұрын

It's the argument between someone who nearly killed a person and a person that narrowly escaped death.

@AlexJohnson-be3tj

3 жыл бұрын

I don't think the crane falling over was scripted either in total honesty

@HLFBLD

3 жыл бұрын

Its because the show as a whole is unscripted

11:44 - the moment when hammod realised

10:54 Jeremy double-checks the paper to see whether James is correct. 🤣

3:41 "Hammond, You're Breaking The Car!"

Such a shame we will never ever have another TV series like this. I truly miss Top Gear with these three, seen all episodes since the very inception, even when it was just JC.

@riffratt

3 жыл бұрын

I thought that too, since they’ve got rid of all the terrible presenters Freddie and Paddy are actually good fun though, check out the car bungee!

@BatMan-oe2gh

3 жыл бұрын

@@riffratt I have watched those guys and they are good, but they still seem to miss that real friendship and camaraderie. So I do watch occasionally, but to me, it's not the same. Cheers

@anuraganand6053

3 жыл бұрын

Did you watch the grand tour?

@riffratt

3 жыл бұрын

Anurag Anand grand tour is great

3:36 Genuinely wasn't expecting that

May's double take while Hammond's sideways, is hilarious

This entire show is “how can they show this on tv”

10:28 they just went into smoke Jeremy Clarkson at all costs mode.

3:40 Hammond is probably one of very few people who have worn a Rolex Submariner while rolling a Vauxhall Nova

@dominicporter5100

3 жыл бұрын

Legally, at least.

“I would love to be a drunk Queen” -Richard Hammond

I hadn't realised just how many brilliant moments there were in this season.

6:28 I have never laughed so hard in my life

6:10 “Oh God… my doves have escaped!” 😂

"James you've fallen out of your tent!" Hammond pointing out the obvious never gets old lol

1:38 this is hands down one of the best top gear clips

Can we just appreciate how steady the camera crew is?

Jeremy Clarkson: I’ve been chosen to be immortalised in wax James and Richard: *peace was never an option*

hammond you sodding tic tac this was my lamborghini

13:32 “I’m drowning in shit!” Jeremy Clarkson

*theme sounds* "Tonight, Jeremy drowns in a river of excrement, Hammond reverses into the 'Sports Lorry', and James May dangles from a suspended tent" *more theme sounds*

@leunam3004

2 жыл бұрын

That's what I like in the bottom gear memes. They litterly just the short version of top gear.

1:25 Jeremy's face is too funny

@JetFalcon710

2 жыл бұрын

Hammond's face upon realizing how badly he fucked up was great as well

00:30 The pinnacle of KZread - a horsecock

5:42 is my favorite James May moment. So hilarious.

@cardboardbox9119

Жыл бұрын

Oh my god. Another box.

@stephengalvinjrtrue

Жыл бұрын

Tbh I would feel the same if I was James.

Hammond's rant about Madam Toussaud's is just a brilliant gem. It's a shame he doesn't show this side on camera more often.

"my crane is too small and that's punishable by death is it?" Yes yes it is

1:57 the way that he said “ in the plums” just made me crack up laughing😂😂

“I think it must be damp.” Is possibly the funniest line in Top Gear history

2:53 nooo all that blinker fluid!

@automation7295

3 жыл бұрын

Only idiots says "Blinker fluid". There's no such think called "blinker fluid". You're obviously not a car enthusiasts, you're an idiot who clearly knows nothing about cars..

@bbbbballislife9858

3 жыл бұрын

@@automation7295 we have got a captain genius in the house you moron xD That was a f..* joke you joke Ever heard of sarcastic jokes? Love the fact how u are insulting me as an idiot, but being dumb af not even able to realize the joke

@bbbbballislife9858

3 жыл бұрын

@@automation7295 and by the way: "Only idiots say" Or "Only an idiot says" :'D idiot

"I want to put your head in a brown paper bag and bludgeon you to death with the blunt end of an axe" This has got to be a favourite James may quote 😂😂

13:30 "No there's a deep bit with fo-" *_"I'M DROWNING IN SHIT"_*

“If this had ears, it’d go **a a** ” ~Jeremy Clarkson 2012

@dalewasson5919

3 жыл бұрын

*2014

Not even a minute in and I am dying of laughter. These guys are LEGENDARY!

@Tovek

2 жыл бұрын

Actually, these guys are marvelous idiots and I love them for it!

Jeremy: “Christ on a bike!?” *Christ on a bike*

i love how they all have an iconic way of yelling the others name. May's classic "Claaarksoooon"

3:55: Either Clarkson is a heavy sleeper or the engine can start up quietly

@makeit.primetime99

2 жыл бұрын

Rose wine and or lots of beers prob lol

The legacy of laughs and warmth from Top Gear and The Grand Tour under Clarkson, Hammond and May is eternal. When you consider just how outspoken and bold the trio led by Clarkson have been, their a marvel of the modern world. Very few other entertainment personalities today would come close. Most are either outright stooges, or too concerned about their career only make grinnable at best jokes or just plain dumb jokes.

3:39 their reactions are priceless

The "across the line" while the cars on its side gets me every single time

That double take may did in the shopping center when Hammond crosses the line sideways has me dying everytime

4:36 - that engine sounds _amazing_ what on earth is that!?

@cletusmcyeetus5975

3 жыл бұрын

Caterham 620R, I believe.

@SpaceMissile

3 жыл бұрын

@@cletusmcyeetus5975 that's a ford 2.0 duratec? Sounds so good, I am legitimately impressed.

1:20 always makes me die 🤣

Why is he dressed up as Hitler? Cyclist needs to be visible! lol still laughing

"I would love to be a drunk queen" 😀 that is so hilarious 😀

6:00 I love my fellow brits we come up with the randomist things

James doing a double take when Hammond comes across the finish line sideways always makes me laugh 3:37

They proved they are an incredible ensemble beyond BBC. They might not be the best friends but they are sure the best colleagues. That’s what we can learn from TG. Please do.

@johnjericho

2 жыл бұрын

They are the best of friends and have known each other for over 20 years.

“No you halfwit”. Brilliant way to set the tone for the rest of the video lol

336k views in 4 days for a show that hasn’t aired on the BBC for about four years. There’s been nothing like this before or since - legendary show.