James' delivery of, "while we examined the engine, the orangutan tried to mend the door," followed by the orangutan slamming the door on repeat, is funnier to me than it probably should be

@couldntmixapotnoodle

Жыл бұрын

Only slightly funnier than the orangutan screaming "my doormirrors come off" while sliding down the hill.

@lmtetreau

Жыл бұрын

Most of what these imbeciles do and say is funnier to me than it rightly should be lol

@PPPeepeepoopoo

Жыл бұрын

time stamp?

@MichaelBradley1967

Жыл бұрын

He didn't have a hammer.....

@pieceofpi2660

Жыл бұрын

@@PPPeepeepoopoo1:08 king

8:14 Jeremy: *removes James' bandage* *_"You are healed, I have healed you"_*

@anandpraveen2579

3 жыл бұрын

You taken the bandage off..

@abramo7700

3 жыл бұрын

Really?

@atilaszlo8288

3 жыл бұрын

😂

@Dz73zxxx

3 жыл бұрын

*Meet The Medic*

@siddharthakvr5154

2 жыл бұрын

He is healed, JC has healed him

6:50 “My car obviously isn’t the fastest here but it seems to be the most stable” **Immediately spins out**

@Tony-112

3 жыл бұрын

🤣🤣

@suhealj6997

3 жыл бұрын

Curb your stable car

@ClutchkickRobcio

3 жыл бұрын

Massive Mazepin Energy

2:53 - 3:39 this is such a best friends moment. Just how chill they are

You simply cannot just create the chemistry these three have. One of the finest tv shows ever made!

@urbanprojectz

Жыл бұрын

Absolutely agree

@TH3L3G3ND

6 ай бұрын

💯💯💯💯💯💯

10:53 I NEED THAT STIG DOLL

@jaspervandekamp691

3 жыл бұрын

Just travel back in time and wait for a historical baby to be born and once every 5 babies one will be a baby stig

4:34 look carefully, U know Jeremy's laugh is genuine when he's flailing his hands everywhere! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

1:38 that is Ferb when he's older

@sarahhiversoeur3759

3 жыл бұрын

Yes

Jeremy Clarkson on helium sounds EXACTLY like Alan Carr talking normally!! :-D

@Thigrandil

3 жыл бұрын

Or Carrie Katola!

@alexvendomegardner8931

3 жыл бұрын

Or Paul O'Grady

@georgeelmerdenbrough6906

3 жыл бұрын

I thought of the little grubby Wellington boot wearing bloke from Last of the Summer Wine .

@medardoochoa2843

3 жыл бұрын

😂😂😂

@srt4788

3 жыл бұрын

💀

Hamsters genuine laugh out loud at 7:29 😂 the best chemistry on camera gotta love them

@weirdbritishperson9542

3 жыл бұрын

Hamster?

@andreahumada5103

3 жыл бұрын

@@weirdbritishperson9542 Richard hammond is the hamster.

5:28 Hammond's laugh, omg

@itz_cornchip

3 жыл бұрын

Lol

“Turning him around so I can shoot him in the BACK HA!”

@michaelw2381

3 жыл бұрын

Clarkson's orangutan laugh after is gold

@AzguardMike

3 жыл бұрын

Elim Garak - its the safest way to shoot a man

@doomspidey1737

3 жыл бұрын

why did he remind me of david tennant when that happened

@dankore6966

3 жыл бұрын

His smile just after he said it was hilarious

@MrSniperfox29

Жыл бұрын

Sad when you consider that was basically the three of them throwing old Stig under a bus for daring to want to make money when the three of them had made millions out of the series.

5:53 my favourite ever top gear moment

@maxcarruthers4570

3 жыл бұрын

This."Why did you ram a car?"

@PizzaPowerXYZ

3 жыл бұрын

I like the one that's night time and they have to be quiet

@nandafaiqfadhlurrahman2144

3 жыл бұрын

I like the campervan episode when jeremy was screaming every time a lorry was passing by his tall boxy unstable campervan

@PizzaPowerXYZ

3 жыл бұрын

@@nandafaiqfadhlurrahman2144 YOU CRASHED INTO THE SPORTS LORRY

@wojciechbalcerzak7395

2 жыл бұрын

Im with you on that

2:20 He sounds exactly like Alan Carr.

@RandomHondaGuy

3 жыл бұрын

I got Simon cowell vibes lol

@christophergarland7936

3 жыл бұрын

I was thinking Paul O Grady

@thecatpersonuk9962

3 жыл бұрын

You are so right matw

@andrewwalker9960

3 жыл бұрын

Holy shit he does!

@Alwayssmellgood24

3 жыл бұрын

...there's a little Zippy in there too! 🤣.

Jeremy's snow measuring technique will always be funny 😆

Top Gear is the only tv show that didn’t get worse and worse by each series

@mandypreston6447

3 жыл бұрын

LMAO right off the bat, it's the alarm of a thousand SOUNDS!!🤣🤣

@doposud

3 жыл бұрын

south park too

@bmstylee

3 жыл бұрын

@@doposud nah. South Park is pretty horrible. Futurama was pretty good before they tried making new episodes.

@doposud

3 жыл бұрын

@@bmstylee they are always connected to something currently going in real life thats what i like the most about south park - have you seen Pandemic Special ? :D

@bmstylee

3 жыл бұрын

@@doposud I haven't. I've lost interest in them.

10:51 Some say, he was born Right now, the Facts are actually True because He's The Stig! Although he's not the Stig, rather, he's the Stig's Baby Cousin!

@AverageAlien

3 жыл бұрын

actually that baby was the beginning of the third stig I think

@dole8001

3 жыл бұрын

There can be only one

@yudhabagaskara98

3 жыл бұрын

Baby stig is the reason why the stig's replacement exists

@fedora997

3 жыл бұрын

Some say he was supposed to be the next baby jesus, and that he eats the corpses of those who has sinned, but all we know him as not the Stig, but the Stig's godly cousin

@alexandercross9081

2 жыл бұрын

The Stig does not confirm to your lowly understanding of time and space, he was born that day,and that simply is as it is

4:55 There is a town in hungary named "Sára", which is also a female name, and not too far from it there is a town called "Bugyi", which is basically "panties" translated. So you get into "Sára" through "Bugyi", if you drive the right path, you know?

@parkanyipeter3077

3 жыл бұрын

Ja ezt ismerem :D

@hexostatus4658

3 жыл бұрын

Panties Sára.

@Jackrodder

3 жыл бұрын

@@hexostatus4658 You can get into "Sára" through "panties" to be exact

@hexostatus4658

3 жыл бұрын

@@Jackrodder Sára Panties then

4:26 this is low key one of the funniest things in Top Gear ever

@anonnona6940

3 жыл бұрын

Yes!!

"That describes most breakdowns really" is one of my most fave James May lines ever

2:47 "theres a man walking along playing with his testicles"

@RabbiHerschel

3 жыл бұрын

That comes standard in any area of the US which has been infested by the Third World.

@RabbiHerschel

3 жыл бұрын

@justaPERSON Of course it is. It's also just true.

@RabbiHerschel

3 жыл бұрын

​@justaPERSON Right, but poverty doesn't directly correlate with crime to the extent that r@ce does. For instance, here in the US the most impoverished counties in the nation are backwoods wh!te areas where the average annual income is less than $10,000 a year, and yet there is virtually no violent crime. I'd quote more statistics, but I'm not sure how much I can say without the "spam filter" kicking in.

@un_known-vo2rx

3 жыл бұрын

Lol all fighting on a man who isn't even from 3rd world ,, pretty sure that's a black american in the video

@logiknotlogic6586

3 жыл бұрын

@@RabbiHerschel you might be correct. Still the US gov still can’t do anything about it. They can’t kick out those people. That’s not a good solution if that’s what you’re hinting

3:33 "I was a shepherd cuz i had a dressing gown" Same here, actually

the school nurse after they give you a wet paper towel 8:17

I can't express how much I miss these legendary episodes. I laughed so much at this vid! Also I can't believe they let Alan Carr drive that Beamer!!

@Grant80

Жыл бұрын

Same. First time I watched GT I was hooked. The stupidity of these three is classic.

7:03 Describing Lawrence of Arabia as "recent history" is such a James thing to do. He probably went to primary school with the man.

3:44 That's one of my favourites bits. They rank two cars based on how their faces look when they drive it. Then James accepts Jeremy's insult and insults him back and they both just laugh from it. TG and GT in a nutshell

Running into each other to a Queen song, Im pleased. Idk what the crowd there wanted lol

James May: "And nobody could tell the difference." *Straight savage*

The way Richard seems so proud of himself when he turns the stig cutout around

Seeing Jeremy jumping in snow always gets me

@Mortthemoose

3 жыл бұрын

😂😂 me too. He's obviously got a dog!!! Lol

1:12 Clarkson learns the concept on a door

9:21 im just gonna save this timestamp for myself

@JuiceyBeverage

Жыл бұрын

Thank you

2:27 ~ For anyone confused, simple explanation regarding Washington DC. The neighborhood surrounding the Capitol buildings, is legitimately an impoverished ghetto. Where crime is rampant. Been that way for decades. Though I will say that the local police are extremely friendly towards tourists. No clue how they treat the residents though.

God I miss these episodes, wish Netflix still had them.

@JamEast

Жыл бұрын

IPlayer?

4:52 this is 30 minutes away from where I live in Delaware county.

@dejwitdsgn

3 жыл бұрын

nice, and 5800km away from where I live

@expeditor6044

3 жыл бұрын

862km away from where I live...

@AverageAlien

3 жыл бұрын

It's weird

@Phobos_Thanatos

3 жыл бұрын

Is its called foreplay doe?

@-TJ-

3 жыл бұрын

@@dejwitdsgn 16,000km from me.

2:46 Just James casually saying ,,There's a man walking along, playing with his testicles"😂

3:11 - That explains the John Le Carre book "The Wise Man, The Mouse, And The Donkey."

7:10 i feel attacked

0:39 hilarious Hammond violence

"Told you there was a mouse" Literally killed me

@mitchankrom3771

2 жыл бұрын

My favorite part of the episode

And this is why, no matter who they get to present it, Top Gear will never be the same again.

❤️ These are keeping me going till new Grand Tour Special ❤️

@alanbenedict474

3 жыл бұрын

True that

@TheVolsfan12345

3 жыл бұрын

Any idea when it’s going to be released?

@boejanksy7457

3 жыл бұрын

@@TheVolsfan12345 "Soon" apparently, I'm just hoping before end of year

@alanbenedict474

3 жыл бұрын

@@TheVolsfan12345 soon! Hang in there

@charliemillar3040

3 жыл бұрын

Its out now

The Washington DC part cracks me up. It's amazing what happens when you get out of flyover country.

@kevinangus4848

2 жыл бұрын

I live in and grew up five miles from Washington D.C. Four residences, all 4-5 miles out. It's exactly like that. I've lived here over 60 years; it has a universal coding for the street names, but it gets crazy: letter streets are East-West, but East West Highway is outside of the city, curvesurves weirdly, and is within one block of the city. "I" street is Eye St, and people look for " I ", not "Eye". One syllable names run one way, two syllables run another... Five syllable names.... Jesus...help.... And IF you get going well, you find one of our seemingly innumerable traffic circles. In a town full of lost tourists, lawyers of international level but ambulance chaser mentality, immigrants (legal and o ther), diplomats (nations capitol >>> Embassy Row! but not a real street name!) Oh, and about a dozen gas stations. Good luck: pay a cabbie to escort you ( "ten now, ten at the station... Yeah, AND the fare...) Or run out of gas in...well, they were there. Oh...mediocre-at-best, alarmingly overpriced resturaunts, but no parking. And New York is "Fun City".

As you all know ladies and gentlemen, that he who is last shall be first.

The relationship between then and the Aussies is fantastic! All just good mates...

Hammonds laugh is so genuine and it always makes me laugh

2:12 - Clarkson sounds like Danny LaRue.

2:24 Jeremy on helium sounds uncannily like Alan Carr.

2:45 Pendulum - set me on fire

LMAO right off the bat, it's the alarm of a thousand SOUNDS!!🤣🤣

Thank you for making these♥️

2:18 Jezza's voice on helium turns him into Alan Carr

Love how you added bad company at the end. I thought it was a part of the original special. Well done!!

6:50 S🅱️INALLA

Uploaded a day ago and nearly 300k views. These 3 truly are timeless together.

"Its not Cover in snow Now You Moron" 😅Lol , I Love James May.

Every time Ive seen the clip at 1:58 there has been no context. And now that I have its absolutely brilliant.

This was top gear, an amazing show that sadly doesn’t exist anymore :(

@boomeronet7888

11 ай бұрын

Yes we know

Some say he died and then rose 3 days later feeling rather refreshed, and that his very being was so powerful his own mother gave birth as a virgin, all we know is he's called the Stig

2:20 “RIIIIIIGHT! It’s just a test to see how big your lungs are!” I died

The holy stig in a manger. Exactly how I remember the bibble

@mrtom2854

3 жыл бұрын

Bibble

@James-es1fg

3 жыл бұрын

Tom Beattie ya you know da bibble

@CrAzYGAMINGWOLF

3 жыл бұрын

@@James-es1fg YOU QUESTION THE WORD OF THE MIGHTY JIMMY?!?!

"and no one noticed a difference" this really sums up the three's chemistry.

5:03 GTA V respawn be like:

6:51 I remember I couldn't stop laughing when he did that first aired

original top gear. cant beat it.

@haztec.

3 жыл бұрын

It's not the very original though.

@shqoz5761

3 жыл бұрын

@@haztec. i mean the original cast

@elseagullo4979

3 жыл бұрын

@@shqoz5761 technically, this isn't the original cast

@thesha7447

3 жыл бұрын

@@elseagullo4979 may not be the original but for sure it's the best one

@elseagullo4979

3 жыл бұрын

@@thesha7447 of course

I remember that Prescott one. My mam was shouting at the TV "HEADBUTT HIM JEZZA....GO ON.....PLANT ONE ON THE FAT TW#T". I was in hysterics.

@hkobb7

3 жыл бұрын

you know he'd kick Clarkson's ass, too

I wasn't expecting THAT...😂

1:25 Hammond is Han Solo *that makes Clarkson Chewbacca and May C3P0

No other trio will have the chemistry these guys have

Omfg the ending had me 🤣

Imo one of the funniest series of top geat ever

It’s just a test of how big ya lungs ahh

Jeremy Clarkson on helium sounds exactly like Paul O’ Grady I’m not even joking 😂

Jeremy's laugh is amazing 🤣🤣🤣🤣

9:00 Best scene ever

You Sir, are doing god's work!

The other people after Clarkson said "electronic toy" were absolutely DONE 😂

loved it! I really like how the video was made!

This was one of the best series

This man uploading all this is a legend

10:00 No jeremy you need a golden retriever to do that

Im loving these funniest moments man

u r a savior for uploading this❤️

Jeremy’s helium-pitched “Right” will never not kill me.

The Baby Stig had me in tears laughing ^_^;

1:38 Sounds like him from old Top Gear lmao

May: im gonna do them a favor and clear out this big pile of snow Car: SUPRISE INSURANCE CLAIM!

2:39 Tonight on Bottom Gear Jeremy,Hammond and James cause Grove Street drive by.

I wish they pulled the trick of wiring a horn to the brake lights on Hammond's car.

The birth of Stig really got me rolling 😂😂😂

10:58 ITS BABY STIG!!! HES HAS EVOLVED TO THE NEXT LEVEL

1:59 i died 😂

“Why’s that man walking along playing with his testicles” 😂😂

What a brilliant show Top Gear used to be.

OMG when i saw the rat in cage and he says "told you there was a rat" i laughed so hard and farted .

@vertexed5540

3 жыл бұрын

Thanks for sharing

Bro please keep uploading these videos for every season

Thank you!

This was by far the funniest one

jeremy got that guest told SIT DOWN and he bowed haha

Love the classic rock solos...