I completely agree with James and his Ferrari/cheese comparison, it almost seems like car companies make cars that are almost as good as they can be, then make a "special edition" that actually is as best as it can be and charge a ridiculous increased price

@Band-maid-fan101

Жыл бұрын

I immediately knew what he meant

@michaeltutty1540

Жыл бұрын

I can relate, sort of. In 1989 I bought a custom ordered Mercury Grand Marquis LS. A very lovely, large, near-luxury barge if ever there was one. Then for a mere $185 I upgraded from the 160hp 5.0 (really 4.9) litre V8 to the 351W (5.8 litre) V8 with 210 Hp. Then I added the Trailer Tow III Package for an amazing $550. The only things unmodified were the front brakes and the actual body panels and interior trim. The thing would accelerate like a Mustang, leave the Mustang behind in the corners, and sipped gas like a Honda Civic!

@CrazyPanda688

Жыл бұрын

That’s every company ever though. Apple make the base iPhone 14. And then they make the plus and pro max versions for people who can afford them and they get more features But car companies have to have cheaper versions of their performance cars, otherwise they’d go out of business if they just sold expensive cars and nothing else

@HECKproductions

Жыл бұрын

friendly reminder that ferrari makes a car which you can buy but you cannot have it if you ask ferrari nicely they MAY decide they will bring your car that you bought from them somewhere so you can drive it for a bit and then take it away again whoever buys anything from that company is beyond help

@bradwhite5884

Жыл бұрын

@@HECKproductions Surprised Ferrari is still around, who in right mind in Ferrari thinks that is a good idea? I'd rather buy a Lambo then a Ferrari tbh

Hammond - "HELP YOURSELF TO MY BRAKES WHY NOT" Clarkson - "IVE LOST A SKULL" May - "monkeys" 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

@YasinAdorCB5

Жыл бұрын

The way he nonchalantly mentions the monkeys gets me

@ginganinja0636

6 ай бұрын

Monkeys.

@homer3716

5 ай бұрын

"monkeys" hahahah lmao

@homer3716

5 ай бұрын

perfect example of what made this show absolutely brilliant

“I object to the Beige..” - James May 2007

@gagekoval3984

9 ай бұрын

“👈🏻Monkeys!” -also James may

@TH3L3G3ND

8 ай бұрын

“👋Hello?!” - Also James May

@lukegauci1159

8 ай бұрын

@@TH3L3G3ND “🐓c*ck!” - also James May

@h.s6698

8 ай бұрын

"Irrelevant twaddle"- also james may

@adampatterson2682

7 ай бұрын

"Oh Cock" - Also James May

I love Hammond's slowly growing affection for "Oliver". It's so pure and so real... I love that he saved it and brought it home.

@michaelbreckshot6589

5 ай бұрын

And now has even found a companion for him.

@tacticalcalebgaming7264

5 ай бұрын

@@michaelbreckshot6589. Yes her name is Olivia btw. So basically a Twin O’s

@thecompanioncube4211

5 ай бұрын

​@@michaelbreckshot6589whaaa? When did that happen?

@michaelbreckshot6589

5 ай бұрын

@thecompanioncube4211 couple months ago, give or take

He put his whole heart into “OOO- HE’S BROKEN THE MACHINE!”😂

@jeremyclarkson1

Жыл бұрын

Yes, I did.

@bradwhite5884

Жыл бұрын

@@jeremyclarkson1 You utter plonker you orangutan

@JetFalcon710

Жыл бұрын

@@jeremyclarkson1 Hey look, it's the orangutan!

@aidanmccann2290

Жыл бұрын

@@jeremyclarkson1 you had me there a second until I saw nascar on your page 😭

@jeremyclarkson1

Жыл бұрын

@@aidanmccann2290 🤣

I love how clarkson pointed at a load of places on the map that they can’t go, and then they proceed to go to all of those places over a few seasons and shows

@MadLadCheese101

11 ай бұрын

Except Antartica because that’s gone

@sonofsparda657

6 ай бұрын

i think that one got them in hot water aswell for the "can´t go there cause the american´s will shoot you" Because that seemed either unscripted or a change in the script that he either ignored or not got told about. Because that "noo" reaction seemed VERY genuine.

@alialiyev6168

5 ай бұрын

To be honest they didn't have the best driving roads

"Hang on that's my bag in James his tent.. THIS IS MY TENT!!" 🤣

@jamesharvey7793

Жыл бұрын

I’ve always loved that moment. The whole sequence beforehand is hilarious too 😂

@isaacjvincao3307

Жыл бұрын

Oh man ge it out!

9:29 Hammond and Clarkson; absolute chaos. May; M O N K E Y S

The cheese making/quality comparison thing from James was just absolutely spot on lol

10:17 is literally such a teenage thing to do. Its brilliant

9:44 'monkeys'- James May, 2007

“No, *you* look like a terrorist with a broken windscreen wiper and your face is ridiculous.” That might be one of the best comebacks in history. 😂

“Ooh he’s broken the machine” is easily one of the funniest moments ever between these three. All of them earnestly participating in such a stupid joke is a right laugh. I just watched the last episode of the Grand Tour S3 the other day and I think this moment’s in there, and it sure deserves it.

Could you please do a compilation of when they speak at the same time? Example this episode: James: what’s it caught on? Jez + Ham: the security camera 😂

@speedvaxer

Жыл бұрын

not the exhaust manifold

@alexrobert2000

Жыл бұрын

@@speedvaxer beat me too it

@cluckoftheduck

Жыл бұрын

"Back to the studio!"

@chrisvarney6857

Жыл бұрын

Oh no he's driven round it

@gedhoughton9523

Жыл бұрын

@@cluckoftheduck that’s my line! May! You bas***d!

“Oh sorry mate my cup sank.” 😂 12:31

Probably my favourite season if I had to pick the best mix of over the top globe-trotting adventures and down-to-earth silliness.... and the one with their Britcar 24 race. (my personal favourite and a shame they never revisited it).

James: It's a fossil Jezza: It's not a fossil, it only died about 2 years ago James: I was talking about you

0:52 A very underrated moment 🤣🤣🤣

"Oh sorry mate the cup sank" 😂😂

I was in such a bad mood until I watched this video. Nobody can ever beat these guys. They are the originals. 👍🏻💗

'just a nudge' *crash* 'that's a crash.' "there's a thing.'

"He looks like a spaniel that's crashed into the back of a hen" 💀

This brings back memories, this is peak Top Gear, you cannot get any better then that

4:48 is still one of my favourite moments which makes me chuckle every time. Timing, tone, everything is so perfect🤣

‘I object to the beige’ 🤣🤣🤣

2:45 is one of my favourite top gear moments

I want someone to love me like Richard loves Oliver😭

@Eren-da-Jaeger

Жыл бұрын

Forever alone.

@rempanda

Жыл бұрын

What? A 1 week love affair and then 20 years alone and locked in the garage? Whatever floats your boat, I suppose.

Oliver has "All Adders are Puffs" written on it. BBC would never allow that today 😂

@EleanorPeterson

4 ай бұрын

True. But it wouldn't be in defence of puff-adders, it'd be to protect the feelings of homosexual mathematicians.

@bonjouritsready

Ай бұрын

@@EleanorPeterson…that’s the joke yes

One of the best seasons of Top Gear... in the world

@Eren-da-Jaeger

Жыл бұрын

Hammond... Pause... You id1ot

8:28 I still refuse to believe to this day James’ “BOR” (Boat/Car) sunk! 2007 was one of the best years of top gear. I’m glad I watched the entire series when it was aired live on TV back in those years.

12:26 that is the most British scene I have ever witnessed

"when you are in first speed, push... We aren't are we? JAMES WE'RE GONNA BE KILLED!!!"

@clayrydick4561

Жыл бұрын

It’s perhaps my favorite James and Jeremy segment of anything they have ever done. Absolutely useless and I love it

@clayrydick4561

4 ай бұрын

I can’t help but roar with laughter every time I see the end of this scene. The way Jermey had genuine terror written all over him, and James is just calmly focused on driving an absolute riddle of a car, gets me every time.

7:45 my god I’m pretty damn sure the BBC wouldn’t allow the Stigs African Cousin joke anymore.

@aditis8669

Жыл бұрын

You’re right. And Jeremy would tell them right where to stick their opinions.

@Shakes-Off-Fear

Жыл бұрын

Why?

@Bronasaxon

10 ай бұрын

Because they’d say it’s insensitive and racist.

@automation7295

9 ай бұрын

I'm pretty sure that BBC are woke nowadays, just like you people.

@masternoob9673

6 ай бұрын

As they shouldn’t. 😑 Your point being???

3:24 the sound bite

2:52. I've seen that dozens of times, the last time was about two days ago in a different video, and I still cracked up! That will never not be funny!

@Adam7ep

2 ай бұрын

True

Has nobody ever noticed the shark behind James when he's in the water at 8:36 ?

The pain in Richard's voice when he had to bump the other car was priceless 😂

Jeremy ramming Hammond because he can't brake James : monkeys !

@michaelkowal3230

24 күн бұрын

RH: "Help yourself to my brakes why not" JC: "I've lost a skull" JM: "Monkeys"

“Do you wanna go out there with a hippopotamus or do you wanna stay in here with a horses head?”

Hammond and Oliver was the best romance ever ^_^ And it worked so well when they crossed the desert because cpt Slow and the orangutans car where so big and heavy they had to smash and remove everything except the frame, tyres and engine. And they still failed and got stuck. Little Oliver was nimble and quick and just ran across the desert like it was the A1 :D

@Bob-from-Animal-Crossing

9 ай бұрын

I think I remember reading somewhere that Hammond actually kept Oliver and brought it back to the UK with him.

@Vollification

9 ай бұрын

@@Bob-from-Animal-Crossing He did, (they even made jokes about it on Top Gear (and afterwards)). He kept it, brought it back home and he still owns it ^_^

10:07 That’s gotta be the best pirate I’ve ever seen

@lt.frontalcoffee8131

6 ай бұрын

so it would seem..

"Monkey's 👈" classic James lol

12:58 feels like this change in chairs for this season was specifically made for this segment (even if the old props were burnt in fire)

6:14 Sorry, Jeremy, he's STILL going.

7:55 is, honestly, one of the best moments that The Hipster and The Fat One shared, and was one of the first things that got me into these guys' work many, many moons ago. Hearing Clarkson screaming for his life the way he did on that old French car made me laugh hard, and it still does. Personally, it's still a Top 5 Moment for me.

@moogle68

Жыл бұрын

If you really just called James a "hipster", then you have *NO* idea *AT ALL* what that word really means.

@MrDannMann

Жыл бұрын

"So, I aks you, is I bling?" - Doctor James May

@clayrydick4561

4 ай бұрын

EASILY top 5! If the man didn’t have to change his underwear after, I will genuinely be shocked… the terror is clearly written all over him, and it isn’t acting, but it’s exactly how’d you’d expect someone to act to be as funny as possible!

I miss these three lots. Since top gear ended and the grand tour started we barely see them once a year now. Wish so much there were more.

3:02 basically every country in a nutshell

This is exactly what I needed today, thank you 🖤

this was probably the best top gear series imo

The 3 Muppet-eers were the best crew on TV

Gotta be the best series of Top Gear imo.

Back in the day when TG had 3 people who knew about cars instead of 2 clowns and a bloke who can drive properly.

James is genuinely such a sweet guy

Richard: It has a 6.5 V12 Jeremy B12 Richard: Whatever Jeremy: Whateber Richard: Please stop that is very annoying Jeremy: Bery annoying Richard: Leave it!

@clydeoasis4049

Жыл бұрын

what episode is this from ?

@Kay-cx5ix

Жыл бұрын

Leabe it

@thegreatandpowerfultrixie9363

Жыл бұрын

@@clydeoasis4049 I did a look around I think it's series 10 episode 12 not entirely sure though

Good to see you still uploading!

Tampon story is my favourite 😂😂😂

One of a kind show right here. These 3 are comedy gold together!

Glad you’re back and hope all is well. Also with a new video, I’ve got a new one to binge so thank you!

10:43 is the height of dry comedy.

These can never get old

@MyreW36

Жыл бұрын

And yet they did

@AverageAlien

Жыл бұрын

@@MyreW36 Never did

I can watch clips like these all day 😂

James geeking out out the old gear box is oddly wholesome

2:20 The same reason GM makes the Tahoe and the Escalade

9:03 he sounds like a dying seal😂

7:08 what episode is this

@AxelBayliss

2 ай бұрын

Marry me

Series 10 was surely one of the absolute best

May is right about the cheese analogy.

jeremy and hammond panicking for their lives, meanwhile james :"monkeys"

The "Never Ending Story" at the end was just precious

13:26 lemme tell u something 😂😂 Jeremy chokes

Series 10 is easily the best out of all of them

To annoy Hammond, I dressed as an M3 driver….. 😎

9:13 my favorite part.

James may when the cup sank, now that's quintessentially brittish

11:11 - Jeremy Clarkson has disconnected from world.

the comb over XD poor guy

oliver sinking at the end is like the never ending story

It's ok, Hammond, I call my Fiat 500 "Connie".

@618Fjk

Жыл бұрын

I call my Jaaaggg Mr. Rogers 😆

@sugarnads

Жыл бұрын

My ceratoGT is Sally

@Shakes-Off-Fear

Жыл бұрын

I called my WRX ‘the Blue Boar’.

@Shakes-Off-Fear

Жыл бұрын

@@618Fjk I feel like Mister Rogers is too wholesome for a proper Jaaag driver. I feel like Mr. Darcy would be more appropriate hahaha

It's amazing that Jeremy's brakes that don't work can bring his car to a skidding halt when there's a tree in the way!

At 4:28, you can see the sound man laughing on the truck.

06:43 *"Eggy!"* - TG Presenter James May

10:30 imagine doing nothing just minding your own business and then just looking around and seeing 3 guys and an entire camera crew just staring at your hair

Hard to argue that this wasn’t the best Top Gear script of the lot.

The Leyland challenge was their best

Clarkson is ramming into Hammond and May is just "monkeys"

10:15 they annihilated that man lmfaooo

Liked this video, can see they are working hard. Keep it up!

"I was talking about you" 🤣

Man, they could be doing this sort of thing up to this day...

@Crashryding

Жыл бұрын

They could be… but the Grand Tour adventures are a little more awesome. There’s a doco on KZread about Clarkson’s early career up till the 2015’s(I think) . Without all 3 any show would be pitiful..e.g. TG UK currently, TG USA always and TG Australia.

James was on to something with that cheese analogy. It's like how Coca-Cola and Walmart-brand cola are exactly the same, but Coke is 2 dollars a bottle and Walmart cola is 80 cents a bottle

@JimmyS.25

Жыл бұрын

You literally misunderstood him mate 😂

I can just see sky, sea, sky, *SEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!*

How could three complete strangers be so perfect together

That poor chap looking at the elies looks so innocent. I feel so bad

"To make the carriage moving at it's first speed take fully and progressively back the crowbar of embryoage."

This is peak Top Gear

9:50 what even fell out of the tree

7:45 The Stick

James May at 9:44 is golden 😂

Who knew that the greatest car Britain made was a beige princess with a broken suspension.

Series 10 had Amphibious cars to France, British Leyland AND Botswana- peak TV surely