Hammond, Clarkson and May Common Gags Compilation

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A compilation of the common gag/phrases throughout the series of Top Gear and The Grand Tour. There is a compilation of all gags out there. Around 3 or 4 of them are not out which is something I am working on.
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  • @willlecomber7509
    @willlecomber75094 ай бұрын

    For the last grand tour special I hope they get James May to do a fast lap at the Nurburgring

  • @EresirThe1st

    @EresirThe1st

    4 ай бұрын

    I hope they do something truly mad like going to the moon

  • @5hittyradio

    @5hittyradio

    4 ай бұрын

    In a dacia sandero

  • @scsutton1

    @scsutton1

    2 ай бұрын

    I believe they're going back to Namibia.

  • @duwang2324

    @duwang2324

    Ай бұрын

    @@EresirThe1stI don’t think that’s in the cards

  • @user-qu9yp8pj1k

    @user-qu9yp8pj1k

    Ай бұрын

    It’s probably not going to be anything crazy since it wasn’t planned to be the last grand tour special they all just decided they were collectively too old to do another one

  • @PrimeGlaz
    @PrimeGlaz4 ай бұрын

    Ive been using Jeremy's "An" bit for ages now and i love every time i use it.

  • @sugarnads

    @sugarnads

    4 ай бұрын

    Yep same

  • @Leonf123

    @Leonf123

    4 ай бұрын

    @@sugarnadsIt is an funny thing to do

  • @sirmrbean9437

    @sirmrbean9437

    2 ай бұрын

    Me too, but no one realises I’m quoting Jeremy 😢

  • @top_banananaplays

    @top_banananaplays

    2 ай бұрын

    I also refer to my cat as a aminal

  • @spacemonkeys4987
    @spacemonkeys49874 ай бұрын

    - Eating weird food (Lamb’s head, sparrows, dragonflies, snake heart etc.) - Richard is a closeted American - James is from the past - “Mayday!” And May’s other nautical terms - Being bad at cooking (caravan fire due to chips, cooking chicken with a jet engine, V8 smoothie, paella) - Bikes are bad and bikers are going to die young - Crashing into each other on purpose at rendezvous - “I’m nursing a semi” - Jeremy’s ideas that somehow include some form of human rights abuse - James yelling “Clarkson!” at the top of his lungs (+ “the silence was shattered by the shriek of an animal”) - Pianos falling on Marinas - Hating the Beetle - Polar bears and ice caps - Americans are fat - The French surrender - Anything to do with World War 2 actually - Various accents - Bad translation books - James is bad with animals - Richard Hammond is an angry man - Jeremy fitting lavatories/bathrooms to his cars - “Dear so-called Top Gear…” - James likes classical music - James also cut his penis off - Cars that are exactly the same as their previous model (Eg: Porsches are Beetles) - The BBC hates Top Gear, Top Gear wants to move to ITV - Fifth Gear - Jeremy doesn’t understand technology - Hating camping - Alcoholism - Voice controls in cars never working - Idiot drivers with Sat-Navs - Hating diesel - Hating speed cameras - Hating speed limits - Traffic Wombles - the Highway Code - Health and safety clothing - “It developed a misfire” - “Buffeting!” - Lurpak spreadable butter - And on that terrible disappointment…

  • @jeremyhammond8280

    @jeremyhammond8280

    4 ай бұрын

    a man of culture!!!

  • @RedJLP

    @RedJLP

    4 ай бұрын

    - Mr Needham

  • @AlexMickeyMichalik

    @AlexMickeyMichalik

    4 ай бұрын

    I love you for this!

  • @corbinselanne7990

    @corbinselanne7990

    4 ай бұрын

    Oh crikey, it's the rozzers!

  • @Shebeast3

    @Shebeast3

    4 ай бұрын

    👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏

  • @ExAnimoPortugal
    @ExAnimoPortugal4 ай бұрын

    James May's heroic save in the Esprit V8 actually shows what a great driver he is.

  • @TimSlee1

    @TimSlee1

    3 ай бұрын

    True, Richard would've crashed that.

  • @r.p.k9028
    @r.p.k90284 ай бұрын

    Greatest trio in tv history. Thank you Clarkson, Hammond and May

  • @robertnapier624

    @robertnapier624

    4 ай бұрын

    Their chemistry can never be matched or surpassed.

  • @nasilemak868

    @nasilemak868

    4 ай бұрын

    Greatest trio - pause- in the world

  • @wonderland.6
    @wonderland.64 ай бұрын

    how old top gear ended 2015 but i’m still watching & looking foward to watching it on youtube is just insane

  • @NickkAtNyte
    @NickkAtNyte4 ай бұрын

    I'm really gonna miss seeing these three do awesome trips around the world. We all knew it was going to have to end one day, but none of us want to accept it.

  • @ethanclark4557

    @ethanclark4557

    4 ай бұрын

    They were such a fundamental part of my childhood and sense of humour so I’m going to truly miss them. Thankfully I never get tired of rewatching all of it!

  • @WuntaykTimmy1
    @WuntaykTimmy14 ай бұрын

    "At precisely Eleven minutes past seven" 😭😭

  • @WuntaykTimmy1
    @WuntaykTimmy14 ай бұрын

    James really does hate the nurburgring doesn't he

  • @aaronbryan5095

    @aaronbryan5095

    4 ай бұрын

    Why not lol? This obsession with Nurburgring lap records is getting more and more ridiculous to the point that some of them are painful to drive on the road and some even loves to tramline all over the road, following every tiny road imperfections.

  • @ian1231100

    @ian1231100

    4 ай бұрын

    Let's not get bogged down on whether he hates the Nürburgring or not.

  • @bbbbbbb51

    @bbbbbbb51

    4 ай бұрын

    It's moreso he hates that companies use it as some end-all be-all tuning ground.

  • @kurtlagon2023
    @kurtlagon20234 ай бұрын

    3:04 :"HOW HARD CAN IT BE!?" "Don't say that!!"

  • @MrTrool323
    @MrTrool3234 ай бұрын

    James is the true rizzler of the show

  • @WuntaykTimmy1
    @WuntaykTimmy14 ай бұрын

    The top secret location one's are my FAVORITE 😭😭

  • @cillian303
    @cillian3033 ай бұрын

    The African guy saying "You try and we see" when Clarkson was trying to get the bmw through the mud to has to be the funniest line said by someone other than the main 3 in Top Gear history

  • @SolaScientia
    @SolaScientia4 ай бұрын

    I'm honestly with Hammond about hating Genisis. That one song in particular gives me the same reaction he has.

  • @devvy_01

    @devvy_01

    4 ай бұрын

    I have that to ABBA

  • @SolaScientia

    @SolaScientia

    4 ай бұрын

    @@devvy_01 I'm not overly fond of them either.

  • @sonofsparda657

    @sonofsparda657

    4 ай бұрын

    but.... i love genesis, especially land of confusion... theyre great. i have that reaction to christmas songs tho

  • @sugarnads

    @sugarnads

    4 ай бұрын

    Fkn prog rock is vomit inducing wankage.

  • @bbbbbbb51

    @bbbbbbb51

    4 ай бұрын

    Genesis, Journey, and many many others of that era I put out of my mind. Some of the most overrated drivel ever created. I hate pop music.

  • @WolvieX23
    @WolvieX2312 күн бұрын

    Jeremy’s “Behbee Jeesuz” is definitely in the top 3 of their gags 😂

  • @StrayKisswHobyStrayKids
    @StrayKisswHobyStrayKids18 күн бұрын

    I've picked up May's habit of saying "Muppet", best thing ever 😂

  • @4X4-V8
    @4X4-V84 ай бұрын

    0:14 I'm allergic to manual labor

  • @t.c.thompson2359
    @t.c.thompson23594 ай бұрын

    Dont know how hard it would be, be a compilation of whenever 2 of them team up againt the third. Its always great.

  • @debestcanadian
    @debestcanadian4 ай бұрын

    Jeremy talking about poo coming out should have been on this list

  • @totenkopf28
    @totenkopf284 ай бұрын

    Don't forget roasting each other's car when they meetup 😂

  • @alialiyev6168
    @alialiyev6168Ай бұрын

    - Power. And speed. - You try and we see. 😂😂😂

  • @theumes4553
    @theumes45534 ай бұрын

    would love to see a video with more (or maybe even all) of the examples! i know it would probably make for a really long video with a lot of editing work but it would be amazing

  • @robertnapier624
    @robertnapier6244 ай бұрын

    Tonight…. I say let’s not get bogged down…….Richard is adamant he has not had his teeth whitened…….. and James asks if a dead celebrity is not coming on.

  • @Faith01841
    @Faith018414 ай бұрын

    1:42 THE WAY RICHARD SAYS THAT 😭

  • @shaunybwfc123
    @shaunybwfc1236 сағат бұрын

    James. The man who doesn't like heights also has a pilot's license 😂

  • @Fortunes.Fool.
    @Fortunes.Fool.4 ай бұрын

    What a great idea for a video, good way to explain TG to people.

  • @revolver265
    @revolver2654 ай бұрын

    And I was the first to arrive! Enjoying these compilations, keep making more :)

  • @RedJLP

    @RedJLP

    4 ай бұрын

    As I had imagined, you’ve done everything properly

  • @shadzgohan2.0
    @shadzgohan2.04 ай бұрын

    5:35 now we know where hamilton got the " Hammer Time "

  • @Faith01841
    @Faith018414 ай бұрын

    This video is the best Christmas present

  • @WRCSeb
    @WRCSeb3 ай бұрын

    6:55 “OOO A TREE

  • @soly-dp-colo6388
    @soly-dp-colo63884 ай бұрын

    "Back to the Sudio" is misspelled (It says "Sudio"). Lots of memories coming back in these clips.

  • @niksv4165

    @niksv4165

    4 ай бұрын

    Good spot

  • @GOSS_3

    @GOSS_3

    4 ай бұрын

    Dont miss much do you

  • @razorback20
    @razorback202 ай бұрын

    5:50 OMG I never heard that line before, but I'll write it down. It can be turned into a weapon in every petrolhead forum. Epic. 😂

  • @SanTEXNeeK
    @SanTEXNeeKАй бұрын

    The "James doing it properly" line, just seeing it written like that makes me giggle uncontrollably.

  • @jonvia
    @jonvia4 ай бұрын

    Im not really into cars and I always enjoy watching this show. I feel like thats why its so popular. It appeals to people even if they arent big car nerds.

  • @daimpressionz6248
    @daimpressionz62484 ай бұрын

    “Don’t go to America” …a bit too late for that, I’m native to America😂

  • @DLGaming2002
    @DLGaming20024 ай бұрын

    Video idea: Clarkson being defensive of his ambitious but rubbish ideas and/or Clarkson's rubbish ideas getting the better of him Here are some examples: - Cutting the roof off his lorry in Burma, and he ended up having to use an umbrella. - Using a log as a brake, and smashing out his window. - Designing their electric car, it was ugly (but somehow iconic), Hammond needed a cutout in the roof, and the aluminum body blinded them with its reflective body. - The Excellent, enough said. - Using animal bones and flesh for his custom Land Rover, and it got destroyed by a doggo. - Using a jet engine for an amphibious car for speed and power, and he blew a bunch of airplanes over. - Thinking he could drive the hovervan up a weir (if that's how you spell it), and he fried the engine. - Using a big boat engine for his Hilux, and capsizing it by going full speed. There might be more moments where his ambitious but rubbish ideas got the best of him, let me know.

  • @whiteplumcat

    @whiteplumcat

    Ай бұрын

    Maybe Jezza making a rugby post in Top Ground Gear Force, which fell over conveniently on James' shed

  • @dazzaboy04
    @dazzaboy044 ай бұрын

    Currently typing this with an headache

  • @CK-kb5zv
    @CK-kb5zv4 ай бұрын

    Let’s not get bogged down with ooooooooooo

  • @johannacharlotte4732
    @johannacharlotte47324 ай бұрын

    waiting on seperate compilations on every one of those

  • @thebrummierailenthusiasts5329
    @thebrummierailenthusiasts532928 күн бұрын

    2:53 hey that’s where I go for the Severn Valley Railway gala visit So I bet this is the first time for these guys to ever come to Kidderminster

  • @gabereiser
    @gabereiser4 ай бұрын

    I miss this show

  • @EATSLEEPDRIVE2002
    @EATSLEEPDRIVE20024 ай бұрын

    Behbee Jeezuz 😂

  • @nodevil13livedon
    @nodevil13livedon4 ай бұрын

    Watching this while knowing that their latest GT eps will be their last makes me very sad 😢

  • @Mamin28490
    @Mamin284904 ай бұрын

    Merry Christmas everyone

  • @MYusri-xk9re
    @MYusri-xk9re4 ай бұрын

    I watched the series so many times and I still can't believe that Richard Hammond a.k.a The Short Hamster survive all the fatal crashes that he got involved into. I have to agree with Clarkson that Hammond with all his car experience but still can't drive in straight line.

  • @WuntaykTimmy1
    @WuntaykTimmy14 ай бұрын

    I use to use "an" all the time!

  • @BillyMaylett
    @BillyMaylett4 ай бұрын

    5:21 moments before disaster

  • @aimanazrie8944
    @aimanazrie89444 ай бұрын

    i've seen this show since i was a kid AND I NEVER THOUGHT THE LAB COAT GUYS AND GIRLS AS PRODUCERS LMAOOO

  • @TramvayValera
    @TramvayValera4 ай бұрын

    wonder if people were playing "top gear bingo" on these gags when watching an episode wait, has the last grand tour episode released yet? Conversation street discord could take that idea for a spin

  • @icestray
    @icestray4 ай бұрын

    Instead of saying sometimes my genius is frightening, Jeremy’s genius is too frightening.

  • @joezegers
    @joezegers2 ай бұрын

    My favorite gag is Clarkson yelling at Hammond.

  • @josephashipala6249
    @josephashipala62494 ай бұрын

    If u followed the show for cars then u missed the whole point.....for me was always about 3 friends on a journey

  • @JYD2020
    @JYD20203 ай бұрын

    Jeremy's use of "An" has irreversibly affected how I talk

  • @TimSlee1
    @TimSlee13 ай бұрын

    And Hammond hating water and boats because he's from Birmingham.

  • @nickhargreaves1935
    @nickhargreaves19354 ай бұрын

    Bogged down is a Monty Python bit

  • @Faith01841
    @Faith018414 ай бұрын

    Richard gives me teeth envy like no other

  • @QF_Dan72
    @QF_Dan724 ай бұрын

    Some say James May still hate Nurburgring to this day

  • @Faith01841
    @Faith018414 ай бұрын

    HAMMOND BEING CALLED HAMSTER 🥹

  • @top_banananaplays
    @top_banananaplays4 ай бұрын

    Whoever gets the first comment should've put "I was the first to arrive"

  • @jacobrumens9601
    @jacobrumens96014 ай бұрын

    Can you make a compilation of every time they are seen with Russ Swift?

  • @nicksivert5431
    @nicksivert54314 ай бұрын

    4:53 Come to think of it, would James's crane truck been the lightest in weight outta the three?

  • @pongsapatsritakayanan3852
    @pongsapatsritakayanan38524 ай бұрын

    Waiting for Jeremy’s “and then I have a brainwave.”

  • @richarddiditall

    @richarddiditall

    4 ай бұрын

    “I’m going to steal it.”

  • @levist2441
    @levist244114 күн бұрын

    James and his Dacia Sandario

  • @superswag9861
    @superswag9861Ай бұрын

    5:14 the last show I saw this in was Viva La Bam

  • @TStreakMLP
    @TStreakMLP19 күн бұрын

    I'm gon' say it. The law of the land clearly states that Sunburst Orange constitutes as a shade of brown.

  • @Johnthecardboardsmileyface
    @Johnthecardboardsmileyface2 ай бұрын

    10:50 Wholesome

  • @tsup2
    @tsup24 ай бұрын

    While I fully agree with these top gear vids and lap them up like a cat with milk, you gotta think about how much more this channel can really squeeze out of the show.

  • @jonvia
    @jonvia4 ай бұрын

    Behbee Jeesuz

  • @bjornjohansson1716
    @bjornjohansson17164 ай бұрын

    Life is less now when this is over

  • @xwhogafx815
    @xwhogafx8152 ай бұрын

    Genesis ing Hammond was always funny

  • @hugq14
    @hugq14Ай бұрын

    Awww! Genisis!! GenZ is more like it!!

  • @cidertom5140
    @cidertom51402 ай бұрын

    That kia special - my arse

  • @ryanwhyte672
    @ryanwhyte6722 ай бұрын

    Well, I don't know because someone is driving a "Jaaaaggg"

  • @bigpappahemi4263
    @bigpappahemi4263Ай бұрын

    I too hate the juke!

  • @traeyboy529
    @traeyboy5294 ай бұрын

    4:26 - I think this might of been a bad example since James did cheat in this one by going overbudget.

  • @gavindawson3108
    @gavindawson31084 күн бұрын

    i feel like im missing a joke at 10:40 anyone got any idea about the horse?

  • @Faith01841
    @Faith018414 ай бұрын

    12:45

  • @sallysvision3545
    @sallysvision35454 ай бұрын

    Agryob - every person who knows russian laughe at least for a 0.0001 seconds

  • @Faith01841
    @Faith018414 ай бұрын

    8:49

  • @mirekman6618
    @mirekman66184 ай бұрын

    0:08, 3:20

  • @williamperez8677
    @williamperez86774 ай бұрын

    Is the whole show just one big gag? 😂

  • @ryana8174
    @ryana817411 күн бұрын

    Was this clip thrown together, by A.I?😅

  • @duckingfuzz7847
    @duckingfuzz78474 ай бұрын

    I use smug face and could be worse regularly

  • @rampagingelephant7353
    @rampagingelephant73532 ай бұрын

    What id give to see James May at the Nurburgring whining and complaining the entire time

  • @knicky-xs7ud
    @knicky-xs7ud4 ай бұрын

    Could someone let me know what episode is 0:51 cheers

  • @QF_Dan72

    @QF_Dan72

    4 ай бұрын

    The Oslo Challenge. SLR vs the train

  • @amazonshitcarshow
    @amazonshitcarshow4 ай бұрын

    what a jock with "Jeremy says "an" "???

  • @hukama6911
    @hukama69114 ай бұрын

    running gag mate, it's called running gag

  • @jimmylepog5133
    @jimmylepog51334 ай бұрын

    Why James hates the Nurburgring?

  • @1SanderB

    @1SanderB

    4 ай бұрын

    He hates cars that are only being made to be fast around the Nurburgring, and not actually nice to drive in the real world

  • @elliotellis5123
    @elliotellis5123Ай бұрын

    Is the Nissan juke actually that bad? 😂

  • @razdower
    @razdower2 ай бұрын

    angry yob*

  • @TheOrangeRoad
    @TheOrangeRoadАй бұрын

    Who would have thought the man allergic to manual labor would start a farm?

  • @WuntaykTimmy1
    @WuntaykTimmy14 ай бұрын

    "Ambitious, but rubbish"

  • @chepesantacruz777
    @chepesantacruz7774 ай бұрын

    Im better than richard hammond was

  • @maxwellthorpe8004
    @maxwellthorpe80044 ай бұрын

    god the 12c at 4:42 is so goddamn nice

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