Hammond, Clarkson and May Common Gags Compilation
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A compilation of the common gag/phrases throughout the series of Top Gear and The Grand Tour. There is a compilation of all gags out there. Around 3 or 4 of them are not out which is something I am working on.
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For the last grand tour special I hope they get James May to do a fast lap at the Nurburgring
@EresirThe1st
4 ай бұрын
I hope they do something truly mad like going to the moon
@5hittyradio
4 ай бұрын
In a dacia sandero
@scsutton1
2 ай бұрын
I believe they're going back to Namibia.
@duwang2324
Ай бұрын
@@EresirThe1stI don’t think that’s in the cards
@user-qu9yp8pj1k
Ай бұрын
It’s probably not going to be anything crazy since it wasn’t planned to be the last grand tour special they all just decided they were collectively too old to do another one
Ive been using Jeremy's "An" bit for ages now and i love every time i use it.
@sugarnads
4 ай бұрын
Yep same
@Leonf123
4 ай бұрын
@@sugarnadsIt is an funny thing to do
@sirmrbean9437
2 ай бұрын
Me too, but no one realises I’m quoting Jeremy 😢
@top_banananaplays
2 ай бұрын
I also refer to my cat as a aminal
- Eating weird food (Lamb’s head, sparrows, dragonflies, snake heart etc.) - Richard is a closeted American - James is from the past - “Mayday!” And May’s other nautical terms - Being bad at cooking (caravan fire due to chips, cooking chicken with a jet engine, V8 smoothie, paella) - Bikes are bad and bikers are going to die young - Crashing into each other on purpose at rendezvous - “I’m nursing a semi” - Jeremy’s ideas that somehow include some form of human rights abuse - James yelling “Clarkson!” at the top of his lungs (+ “the silence was shattered by the shriek of an animal”) - Pianos falling on Marinas - Hating the Beetle - Polar bears and ice caps - Americans are fat - The French surrender - Anything to do with World War 2 actually - Various accents - Bad translation books - James is bad with animals - Richard Hammond is an angry man - Jeremy fitting lavatories/bathrooms to his cars - “Dear so-called Top Gear…” - James likes classical music - James also cut his penis off - Cars that are exactly the same as their previous model (Eg: Porsches are Beetles) - The BBC hates Top Gear, Top Gear wants to move to ITV - Fifth Gear - Jeremy doesn’t understand technology - Hating camping - Alcoholism - Voice controls in cars never working - Idiot drivers with Sat-Navs - Hating diesel - Hating speed cameras - Hating speed limits - Traffic Wombles - the Highway Code - Health and safety clothing - “It developed a misfire” - “Buffeting!” - Lurpak spreadable butter - And on that terrible disappointment…
@jeremyhammond8280
4 ай бұрын
a man of culture!!!
@RedJLP
4 ай бұрын
- Mr Needham
@AlexMickeyMichalik
4 ай бұрын
I love you for this!
@corbinselanne7990
4 ай бұрын
Oh crikey, it's the rozzers!
@Shebeast3
4 ай бұрын
👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏
James May's heroic save in the Esprit V8 actually shows what a great driver he is.
@TimSlee1
3 ай бұрын
True, Richard would've crashed that.
Greatest trio in tv history. Thank you Clarkson, Hammond and May
@robertnapier624
4 ай бұрын
Their chemistry can never be matched or surpassed.
@nasilemak868
4 ай бұрын
Greatest trio - pause- in the world
how old top gear ended 2015 but i’m still watching & looking foward to watching it on youtube is just insane
I'm really gonna miss seeing these three do awesome trips around the world. We all knew it was going to have to end one day, but none of us want to accept it.
@ethanclark4557
4 ай бұрын
They were such a fundamental part of my childhood and sense of humour so I’m going to truly miss them. Thankfully I never get tired of rewatching all of it!
"At precisely Eleven minutes past seven" 😭😭
James really does hate the nurburgring doesn't he
@aaronbryan5095
4 ай бұрын
Why not lol? This obsession with Nurburgring lap records is getting more and more ridiculous to the point that some of them are painful to drive on the road and some even loves to tramline all over the road, following every tiny road imperfections.
@ian1231100
4 ай бұрын
Let's not get bogged down on whether he hates the Nürburgring or not.
@bbbbbbb51
4 ай бұрын
It's moreso he hates that companies use it as some end-all be-all tuning ground.
3:04 :"HOW HARD CAN IT BE!?" "Don't say that!!"
James is the true rizzler of the show
The top secret location one's are my FAVORITE 😭😭
The African guy saying "You try and we see" when Clarkson was trying to get the bmw through the mud to has to be the funniest line said by someone other than the main 3 in Top Gear history
I'm honestly with Hammond about hating Genisis. That one song in particular gives me the same reaction he has.
@devvy_01
4 ай бұрын
I have that to ABBA
@SolaScientia
4 ай бұрын
@@devvy_01 I'm not overly fond of them either.
@sonofsparda657
4 ай бұрын
but.... i love genesis, especially land of confusion... theyre great. i have that reaction to christmas songs tho
@sugarnads
4 ай бұрын
Fkn prog rock is vomit inducing wankage.
@bbbbbbb51
4 ай бұрын
Genesis, Journey, and many many others of that era I put out of my mind. Some of the most overrated drivel ever created. I hate pop music.
Jeremy’s “Behbee Jeesuz” is definitely in the top 3 of their gags 😂
I've picked up May's habit of saying "Muppet", best thing ever 😂
0:14 I'm allergic to manual labor
Dont know how hard it would be, be a compilation of whenever 2 of them team up againt the third. Its always great.
Jeremy talking about poo coming out should have been on this list
Don't forget roasting each other's car when they meetup 😂
- Power. And speed. - You try and we see. 😂😂😂
would love to see a video with more (or maybe even all) of the examples! i know it would probably make for a really long video with a lot of editing work but it would be amazing
Tonight…. I say let’s not get bogged down…….Richard is adamant he has not had his teeth whitened…….. and James asks if a dead celebrity is not coming on.
1:42 THE WAY RICHARD SAYS THAT 😭
James. The man who doesn't like heights also has a pilot's license 😂
What a great idea for a video, good way to explain TG to people.
And I was the first to arrive! Enjoying these compilations, keep making more :)
@RedJLP
4 ай бұрын
As I had imagined, you’ve done everything properly
5:35 now we know where hamilton got the " Hammer Time "
This video is the best Christmas present
6:55 “OOO A TREE
"Back to the Sudio" is misspelled (It says "Sudio"). Lots of memories coming back in these clips.
@niksv4165
4 ай бұрын
Good spot
@GOSS_3
4 ай бұрын
Dont miss much do you
5:50 OMG I never heard that line before, but I'll write it down. It can be turned into a weapon in every petrolhead forum. Epic. 😂
The "James doing it properly" line, just seeing it written like that makes me giggle uncontrollably.
Im not really into cars and I always enjoy watching this show. I feel like thats why its so popular. It appeals to people even if they arent big car nerds.
“Don’t go to America” …a bit too late for that, I’m native to America😂
Video idea: Clarkson being defensive of his ambitious but rubbish ideas and/or Clarkson's rubbish ideas getting the better of him Here are some examples: - Cutting the roof off his lorry in Burma, and he ended up having to use an umbrella. - Using a log as a brake, and smashing out his window. - Designing their electric car, it was ugly (but somehow iconic), Hammond needed a cutout in the roof, and the aluminum body blinded them with its reflective body. - The Excellent, enough said. - Using animal bones and flesh for his custom Land Rover, and it got destroyed by a doggo. - Using a jet engine for an amphibious car for speed and power, and he blew a bunch of airplanes over. - Thinking he could drive the hovervan up a weir (if that's how you spell it), and he fried the engine. - Using a big boat engine for his Hilux, and capsizing it by going full speed. There might be more moments where his ambitious but rubbish ideas got the best of him, let me know.
@whiteplumcat
Ай бұрын
Maybe Jezza making a rugby post in Top Ground Gear Force, which fell over conveniently on James' shed
Currently typing this with an headache
Let’s not get bogged down with ooooooooooo
waiting on seperate compilations on every one of those
2:53 hey that’s where I go for the Severn Valley Railway gala visit So I bet this is the first time for these guys to ever come to Kidderminster
I miss this show
Behbee Jeezuz 😂
Watching this while knowing that their latest GT eps will be their last makes me very sad 😢
Merry Christmas everyone
I watched the series so many times and I still can't believe that Richard Hammond a.k.a The Short Hamster survive all the fatal crashes that he got involved into. I have to agree with Clarkson that Hammond with all his car experience but still can't drive in straight line.
I use to use "an" all the time!
5:21 moments before disaster
i've seen this show since i was a kid AND I NEVER THOUGHT THE LAB COAT GUYS AND GIRLS AS PRODUCERS LMAOOO
wonder if people were playing "top gear bingo" on these gags when watching an episode wait, has the last grand tour episode released yet? Conversation street discord could take that idea for a spin
Instead of saying sometimes my genius is frightening, Jeremy’s genius is too frightening.
My favorite gag is Clarkson yelling at Hammond.
If u followed the show for cars then u missed the whole point.....for me was always about 3 friends on a journey
Jeremy's use of "An" has irreversibly affected how I talk
And Hammond hating water and boats because he's from Birmingham.
Bogged down is a Monty Python bit
Richard gives me teeth envy like no other
Some say James May still hate Nurburgring to this day
HAMMOND BEING CALLED HAMSTER 🥹
Whoever gets the first comment should've put "I was the first to arrive"
Can you make a compilation of every time they are seen with Russ Swift?
4:53 Come to think of it, would James's crane truck been the lightest in weight outta the three?
Waiting for Jeremy’s “and then I have a brainwave.”
@richarddiditall
4 ай бұрын
“I’m going to steal it.”
James and his Dacia Sandario
5:14 the last show I saw this in was Viva La Bam
I'm gon' say it. The law of the land clearly states that Sunburst Orange constitutes as a shade of brown.
10:50 Wholesome
While I fully agree with these top gear vids and lap them up like a cat with milk, you gotta think about how much more this channel can really squeeze out of the show.
Behbee Jeesuz
Life is less now when this is over
Genesis ing Hammond was always funny
Awww! Genisis!! GenZ is more like it!!
That kia special - my arse
Well, I don't know because someone is driving a "Jaaaaggg"
I too hate the juke!
4:26 - I think this might of been a bad example since James did cheat in this one by going overbudget.
i feel like im missing a joke at 10:40 anyone got any idea about the horse?
12:45
Agryob - every person who knows russian laughe at least for a 0.0001 seconds
8:49
0:08, 3:20
Is the whole show just one big gag? 😂
Was this clip thrown together, by A.I?😅
I use smug face and could be worse regularly
What id give to see James May at the Nurburgring whining and complaining the entire time
Could someone let me know what episode is 0:51 cheers
@QF_Dan72
4 ай бұрын
The Oslo Challenge. SLR vs the train
what a jock with "Jeremy says "an" "???
running gag mate, it's called running gag
Why James hates the Nurburgring?
@1SanderB
4 ай бұрын
He hates cars that are only being made to be fast around the Nurburgring, and not actually nice to drive in the real world
Is the Nissan juke actually that bad? 😂
angry yob*
Who would have thought the man allergic to manual labor would start a farm?
"Ambitious, but rubbish"
Im better than richard hammond was
god the 12c at 4:42 is so goddamn nice