James looking straight down the barrel of a loaded shotgun: Hammond: Genuine concern and panic. Clarkson: Fits of laughter.

@alistairwalker2850

2 жыл бұрын

“How are we going to explain this to Health & Safety?”

@NobodyQuiteLikeMe

2 жыл бұрын

There is no way they would put the three of them in a room with a loaded shotgun.

@mrmax128

2 жыл бұрын

Well you’ll have a ball watching Clarkson with a shotgun shooting at May’s shed in the garden episode

@HandHaben

2 жыл бұрын

if ur gonna refer to something in the video- post the timestamp…

@KomradeSeals

2 жыл бұрын

@@HandHaben I didn’t feel like it

"He's not the Stig, but he's the Stig's American cousin." "Big Stig!"

@JunRozenovich

3 жыл бұрын

I heard "Pig Stig!"

@quipquap1432

3 жыл бұрын

@@JunRozenovich Same!!!

@megopteryx

3 жыл бұрын

Sthicc

@glennmatthews758

3 жыл бұрын

Big Stig is actually the Stigs Aisyralian cousin, due to the massive bulge he was sporting when he first was introduced. I prefer Fat Stig as the name for the Stig's American cousin.

@CertainlyCaro

3 жыл бұрын

BIG STIG

Things James May hates: Snow Cold Outdoor pursuits Pushing his body to find the limit The noise his clothes make Zippers Pockets That Jeremy Clarkson's stupid truck

@abramo7700

3 жыл бұрын

That

@makaylanicole2735

3 жыл бұрын

@@abramo7700 yes

@GOAT_GOATERSON

3 жыл бұрын

LOL

@joeyfyan578

3 жыл бұрын

France

@ChrisRash

3 жыл бұрын

Running

James’ panic when the steering wheel falls off his limo is the best thing ever.

@bigupyourself

3 жыл бұрын

..Grabs at the dashboard.

@TomasUjhelyi

3 жыл бұрын

I could just imagine what they were thinking when they saw him drive straight off the road onto the grass

@lr8198

3 жыл бұрын

Well it wasn’t a panic

@erneststyczen7071

3 жыл бұрын

@@bigupyourself you would do the same...

@Joekes1

3 жыл бұрын

Because the 'pair of utter pillocks' broke his car.

I laughed more than I should’ve at the joke of James walking into an American dealership

@jacobmassey3897

3 жыл бұрын

Its Hammonds laugh that makes it so hilarious 🤣

@joelikespotatoes8321

Жыл бұрын

As an American I approve, Bang.

@cande_1025

2 ай бұрын

im ur 2,1k like

@notonemo7046

2 ай бұрын

@@cande_1025 thank you

Nobody’s mentioning the “go to your own kid’s sports day” joke that is bloody brilliant.

@xd__advisedguide

2 жыл бұрын

Still laughing about it

@TheJumpingGymnast

10 ай бұрын

I’m actually still in tears about it😂

@apstreams5598

8 ай бұрын

@@travismaguire1349he’s joking that Clarkson is trying to video random kids sports day rather than his own. It’s a pedophile joke

@BenState

Ай бұрын

@Thephrogdoob lol

"They do not have the legal... *Dead Duck Noises*

@duckmeat4674

3 жыл бұрын

Telling me

@Jayqo

3 жыл бұрын

Duck Meat bruh

@williamlewis6967

3 жыл бұрын

just saying dead ducks don't make noise

@jamie8037

3 жыл бұрын

@@williamlewis6967 nha shit i thought they did

@chrisjacobs8394

3 жыл бұрын

Smoking’s bad for ya kids

"Hammond." "Yeah?" "May, bad luck." I don't know why but this killed me

@erneststyczen7071

3 жыл бұрын

Its rude

@willch.2259

2 жыл бұрын

@@erneststyczen7071 oh no Anyway

@erneststyczen7071

2 жыл бұрын

@@willch.2259 Last week

"You pair of utter pillocks!" "You're such an insufferable oaf" James has the best insults by far

@mrcosmo8107

2 жыл бұрын

Yes indeed and no one uses today

@ThePiquedPigeon

Жыл бұрын

You are an APOCALYPTICAL DINGLEBERRY

@NylfaenNoldoreth

7 ай бұрын

My favourite is "Blasphemous Maggot"

“He will have walked into a dealership” “Hello” “And they’ll have shot him” 😂😂😂

@joelikespotatoes8321

2 жыл бұрын

As an American its pretty damn embarassing that I have personally heard stories of this happening to people and they end up getting killed or nearly shot.

@SuperSmosh123

2 жыл бұрын

@@joelikespotatoes8321 at a car dealership?

@Thwack992

2 жыл бұрын

@@SuperSmosh123 Yep, seen a video of 3 people getting into a shootout at a car dealership and all 3 of them died.

@urbanprojectz

Жыл бұрын

@@joelikespotatoes8321 LOL WUT

1:13 I like the fact that Hammond took the blame for the cameraman

@SimonStrange

Жыл бұрын

Also the look he gives the cameraman.

Probably the peak of Top Gear.

@MrShikfootball

3 жыл бұрын

Nah the peak was right before clarksons dismissing

@evantra1761

3 жыл бұрын

Got far too overly scripted by that point, in my opinion.

@aaronking2369

3 жыл бұрын

yup

@dazzaMusic

3 жыл бұрын

The banter on this series was legendary

@brandonharris9769

3 жыл бұрын

IMO series 5 to about series 17 was the peak it became it bit inconsistent after that imo specials were always good though

"We will not allow Adolf Hammond to ruin our plans to this great, this wonderful..."

@lowgunfire2671

3 жыл бұрын

(Throws helmet.) "Shut up!"

@earlofsmeg

3 жыл бұрын

@@lowgunfire2671 😂😂😂😂

@deadshot_daquiri_remastered

3 жыл бұрын

Does someone knows the sauce to that episode?

@AKSHAY-bu4ox

3 жыл бұрын

@@deadshot_daquiri_remastered s9 e1

@aleasd7905

2 жыл бұрын

@@AKSHAY-bu4ox thanks

James may: “Crikey it’s the Rozzers” “You insufferable oaf” “That’s just childish and doesn’t solve the problem”

@twisted_nether373

2 жыл бұрын

The argument, not the problem. They were arguing.

“I hate being cold.” -James May. *lives in the UK*

@alfredkc

3 жыл бұрын

England isn’t that cold...

@therainbowdoggo1553

3 жыл бұрын

@Colonel Kablooey Those are rookie numbers,

@tomstech4390

3 жыл бұрын

@@therainbowdoggo1553 Not when you got humid air from the gulf stream and houses insulated for winter its not.

@nervesconcord

3 жыл бұрын

It's a bit of a misconception that the UK is cold, speaking of England where he lives the coldest it ever really gets to is -5/-10°C in winter, and the summer months average around 25°C, last year we had a few days hitting 34/35°C, and it actually feels hotter than it is due to England being quite humid. I know a Greek family who were actually surprised by just how hot it was. What we do have however, is an abundance of overcast days where it's just grey, slightly cold and slightly windy. Bill Bailey described it as weather which fills the British people with a sense of wistful melancholy.

@getchasome6230

3 жыл бұрын

@@nervesconcord right? The UK isn't cold nor is it hot. Its temperate, but it does rain quite a bit. Lol

0:00 Polar Special 0:35 Limousine Challenge (Episode 6) 0:50 USA Special (Episode 3) 0:58 Fix the Road in 24H (Episode 1) 1:55 Polar Special 2:22 USA Special (Episode 3) 2:46 Limousine Challenge (Episode 6) 3:29 Three Small Cars Fight (Episode 2) 3:44 CoolWall (Episode 4) 4:16 Three Small Cars Fight (Episode 2) 4:20 Fix the Road in 24H (Episode 1) 4:37 Limousine Challenge (Episode 6) 4:44 USA Special (Episode 3) 5:04 Fix the Road in 24H (Episode 1) 5:14 Polar Special 5:22 News (Episode 5) 5:47 Limousine Challenge (Episode 6) 6:26 News (Episode 6) 6:51 USA Special (Episode 3) 7:07 Polar Special 7:36 Three Small Cars Fight (Episode 2) 8:01 Growing Petrol (Episode 5) 8:22 News (Episode 6) 9:24 USA Special (Episode 3) 9:39 Limousine Challenge (Episode 6)

@urbanprojectz

Жыл бұрын

THanks]

@RubyBlueUwU

Жыл бұрын

Thank you so much, omg

@TheAnti-Hero.

Жыл бұрын

Where can I watch full episodes?

@gregheffley9984

Жыл бұрын

@@TheAnti-Hero. SolarMovie

@TheAnti-Hero.

Жыл бұрын

@@gregheffley9984 Thanks

6:52 Everybody's very fat, everybody's very stupid and everybody's very rude.

@therainbowdoggo1553

3 жыл бұрын

I have to agree, but I'm still mad.

@zulfarhanmerican6872

3 жыл бұрын

Americans

@aaronarshad3687

3 жыл бұрын

@@zulfarhanmerican6872 aye

@Race330

3 жыл бұрын

I really can't disagree judging by whats happening right now 😂

@basba_qal

3 жыл бұрын

I guess you haven't been to France. lol

This was uploaded 2 months ago and has over a million views.. Shows how great these three were. Grew up as a kid watching this and I miss it so much.. Best show I've ever seen.

@ondrejvolecek7215

3 жыл бұрын

You know about the grand tour?

@qg1235

3 жыл бұрын

@@ondrejvolecek7215 Yeah, and while its also very good, for some reason its not as memorable as Top Gear. I watched many Top Gear episodes like 10/15 times but with Grand Tour, I have not rewatched many episodes. The first 2 seasons felt a very scripted anyway, whereas with Top Gear even though it was scripted, you didn't notice it as much.

@ondrejvolecek7215

3 жыл бұрын

@@qg1235 yeah.... top gear is legendary

@guitarlover302

Жыл бұрын

agree ! such a natural chemistry between them - absolute crap Paddy Mc Guiness version 💩

"You will be the first person ever who went to the North-Pole, who didn't want to be there" That's one way to put it lmao

@kelvinkemoi2482

Ай бұрын

It'll definitely motivate me 😂

"You got carpet burn" "How am I gonna explain this to my wife" hahahaha Oh man the adult jokes I didn't get as a kid...

@legioner9

3 жыл бұрын

😂😂😂

@zembers

2 жыл бұрын

care to ellaborate? English is not my first language so i dont really understand the referance

@martind4721

2 жыл бұрын

Me neither 😅

@randomterrarian5566

2 жыл бұрын

@@zembers Pubic hair is sometimes called 'carpet'.

@randomterrarian5566

2 жыл бұрын

@@martind4721 Pubic hair is sometimes called 'carpet'.

Golf scenes! 🤣 “That’s just childish, and doesn’t solve the argument!” 🤣

Clarkson's laughter when Hammond took a swing at the golf ball. Dying here. 😂😂😂😂

Clarkson to Hammond: "Go to Tierra del Fuego..." That worked out well in the end. 🙃😅

@dannyplatt6161

3 жыл бұрын

I caught that I didn't know that Clarkson can see into the future 😂

@jbee9713

2 жыл бұрын

Haha I was thinking this too haha!

Jeremy running : MAY YOU'RE GONNA DIE, I GONNA FEED YOU TO YOUR OWN MACHINE

@earlofsmeg

3 жыл бұрын

🤣😂🤣😂

@anamariaacuna1380

3 жыл бұрын

loved it! XD

@morgothbauglir8508

2 жыл бұрын

Jeremy would later become a farmer lol

“Hammond?” “Yes mate?” “May, bad luck.” Kills me every time

I agree with James those clothes that make noises are annoying

@getchasome6230

3 жыл бұрын

Fukk swooshy coats

@firmak2

3 жыл бұрын

i disagree, i think it gives it more charm

@pip-pip5029

3 жыл бұрын

It gets to you after a few hours

@mr.amazinggaming1153

3 жыл бұрын

I agree to disagree. I love those!! The snow will never stick!

@eaveskc

3 жыл бұрын

Its fun to make fun of James and his quirks, but the older I get the more I agree with him...

tbf to the cameraman there really should of been a glass case over the emergency stop button to avoid accidental presses

@tpuwu8012

3 жыл бұрын

No they shouldn’t, in the case of an emergency another second spent taking the case of could cost a life.

@tpuwu8012

3 жыл бұрын

@@Ozymandatory ThAtS nOt HoW tHiNgS wOrK , bro don’t try talk about something you don’t understand.

@hyhy5083

3 жыл бұрын

@@Ozymandatory That's exactly how it works. Which is why emergency stops on tools and the like are rarely fitted with covers.

@notastone4832

2 жыл бұрын

@@hyhy5083 if they did fit covers on them, most companies would just remove it anyways xD

@neilmurphy845

2 жыл бұрын

What episode is that from

4:17 oh nice, a Kurt Cobain refference

@dirtyricenova7503

3 жыл бұрын

I want to not like this comment, but I like this comment.

@Dim4323

3 жыл бұрын

Ohhhhh

@idde4345

3 жыл бұрын

That still hurts. Well, not if you're Kurt Cobain.

0:54 my favourite "hello" of all time

Biggest mistake BBC did was letting these go.

@rjs198585

3 жыл бұрын

You mean the biggest mistake was Jeremy punching his producer 😂😂

@DickiMonster

3 жыл бұрын

Producer: but he punched me 😭

@boomermoment3893

3 жыл бұрын

rjs8585 assistant producer! And it was fair cause he insulted him over his dead mother

@MrMrliamo

3 жыл бұрын

@@boomermoment3893 you are a liar

@realcanadian96

3 жыл бұрын

Yes

6:11 the fact he was touching the dashboard as if he was trying to control the tire using his mind 😂😂

@JetFalcon710

2 жыл бұрын

I also like how he tries to grab at a ghost steering wheel when he has the real one in his hands

This was by far the best series they ever made, it has everything that made them great.

@rallyecars7449

3 жыл бұрын

what series is this? I don't remember the golf episode

@helplmchoking

3 жыл бұрын

Rallye Cars season 9, like it says on the damn title

@jackwatson3944

3 жыл бұрын

Top gear US was much better though.

@Xiphactinus

3 жыл бұрын

Down Town caught any fish with that bait?

@jackwatson3944

3 жыл бұрын

I usually do but nobody's biting on here.

2:06 Looks like a father teaching his little son to ski 🤣

@DukeofWellington677

3 жыл бұрын

Hahahahaha 😂😂😂😂because Hammonds’ the young one

"Hammond?" "yes?" "May, bad luck"

@earlofsmeg

3 жыл бұрын

😂😂😂😂 That must have been painful for Hammond.

@Tony-112

3 жыл бұрын

☠️☠️🤣🤣

@RustyDust101

3 жыл бұрын

Massive burn in a mere three words. That's how you do it.

5:08 is hilarious the way james runs after the tar trolley

@eddherring3088

2 жыл бұрын

All those challenges where May refuses to run on tv.

We’ll go to your own kids sports day 😂😂😂

4:16 gave me a heart attack

6:47 Richard’s comebacks are the best, he just destroys

9:01 if you see a police man measuring your children you think “ Quick, call the… OH” bruh lmaoooo

The way James says pillock at 3:19 hits different 🤣🤣🤣

“It’s okay we can go together” and “James was rubbish with the shotgun” James is fucking hilarious

Quite possibly THE best season. Road works, building limos, the southern US special, the Reliant Robin space shuttle, tractors and James driving the Veyron at top speed. Not to mention a great line of guests including Jemery's crush Kristin Scott Thomas. Absolute peak television.

James holding onto the dash to try to steer the car 😂😂😂 6:10

i like how hammond takes the fall for the camera man

"Hammond!" "May." ... "...bad luck."

4:02 "Run. Run or you'll be a lot shorter."

1:47 “adolf Hammond” 😂

@iyimontageziyi9079

3 жыл бұрын

1:45

8:39 James’s laughing did it for me here 😂😂

"James was rubbish with the shotgun" "WOOOAAH"

That one scene with James and the shotgun will always make me laugh😂😂

8:01 I was 100% expecting Clarkson so do this at his farm lol

@dr.bright6272

Жыл бұрын

May! You're going to die and I'm going to feed you into your own machine!!

9:57 Naaaah, the way that May looks, I’m deeeeaaaad 😂🤣🤣

@diegoestradahernandez2728

2 жыл бұрын

Why was the man behind so pissed?

@JetFalcon710

2 жыл бұрын

His face just screams "oh for god's sake, when will this end"

08:01 When you play Farming Simulator for the first time 😂.

@emmasaviation2968

3 жыл бұрын

I felt that one 🤣

@h.p.e.t.5770

3 жыл бұрын

I remember that episode. Didn't they blow up the field: Fire in the hole!!! Plowing is done!!! That really killed me 😅😅😅 Greetings from germany 😎

@fredschriks8554

3 жыл бұрын

@@h.p.e.t.5770 Hehe Jeremy did that

@ournewzealandfarm960

3 жыл бұрын

yes that is the best bit.

@mathiastheapprentice

3 жыл бұрын

What episode was it?

“James was terrible with a shotgun” 😂

The part where hammond shut down a power plant is, for me, hilarious

@robbutterill1426

2 жыл бұрын

*aggregate plant, the challenge was to resurface a road in 24hrs, and they sent hammond to the aggregate plant where they mix the stone and bitumin to make the asphalt to lay on the road but hammond’s cameraman lent on the emergency stop and thus delayed the whole job

The greatest trio of TV History

4:25 cameraman can't keep it together 😂😂

@harveypage9962

3 жыл бұрын

Thought that was James who threw the megaphone under the roller?

@Joost.

3 жыл бұрын

@@harveypage9962 lmao 🤦🏼‍♂️😂😂😂

9:23 when he says he is cool but can't help laughing 😂

“They don’t have the legal right to measure children.” Lmao

The best season, probably.

I find it incredible that James may has the mind of an 85 year old man but had never played golf

"go to your own kids sports day" 😂

@eyesoking

3 жыл бұрын

1:30 he had his controversy in Tierra del Fuego

Netflix: Are you still watching? Somebody’s daughter: 9:25

@harsimranbansal5355

3 жыл бұрын

Bruh 🤣🤣🤣

@hansgruber788

3 жыл бұрын

I’m being really dense can you explain?

@sabersz

3 жыл бұрын

@@hansgruber788 look up the meme "netflix and chill"

@kifer2594

3 жыл бұрын

@@hansgruber788 she is taking a shower because she watched a movie and it was late

James May grabbing at a steering wheel that’s no longer there is perhaps my favourite top gear moment

8:15 my very favourite part

1:30 Well, we know what happened there.

Can't script the anger of a hundred worker when their plant gets shut down 😂

The good old improper and real Top Gear! Yesterday I was watching Discovery Turbo and suddenly hear the Top Gear intro and found it was the new Top Gear. Never watched it before so I decide to give a chance to it...the level of disappointment isn’t possible to be described. What a waste of resources and an hour of my life that I will never recover.

"You can't video children. Have you ever been to a school sports day? You have to ask every parent there before you're allowed to take the camera out the boot." "Well go to your own kid's sports day." Classic. :)

1:08 hammond's angry face

7:53 such a terrifying moment in The Last of Us Part 2

James still trying to steer the wheels while it’s off in his hands lol. Brilliant series

The thing Clarkson says about America, us actually true

@SpaztasticTV

3 жыл бұрын

Depends on where you are. The places I generally go people are friendly. These places happen to be red states in rural areas.

@959_MC

3 жыл бұрын

usually only in places that have strong political views; so everywhere

@darerun1051

3 жыл бұрын

found the europoor.

@jileel

3 жыл бұрын

Europoor.

@XxStuart96xX

3 жыл бұрын

If everyone is rude to you, chances are the problem isn't them, but you. Jeremy is not exactly the most tactful person in the world, to put it mildly.

This was such a great series. TG's golden age IMO

Series 9 is by far the best Top Gear season I’m my opinion. Every episode was a banger.

0:17 I hate the rustling too mate.

8:44 James “Duck” May

5:00 cracks me up everytime

5:10 oh, those days when James May still runs..

8:40 so that's what that clip is from 😂😂

4:28 that is literally the most satisfying thing I have ever seen.

That part with the tractor had me rolling with laughter when Jeremy said *May I'm gonna feed you into you own machine!*

James May has always been my favourite, he's so funny.

10:17 comedic timing

That face at 4:32....beautiful

“Hammond, May, bad luck”😂😂😂😂😂😂

The adolf Hammond joke got me 😂

1:52 Shut up!

05:18 - "I'm on the bloody throne!" LOL

@AxelBayliss

Ай бұрын

What episode is this?

5:40 Absolutely roasted.

That really was a laugh every other second. Loved the road surfacing collection.

Since the Patagonia special loved the foreshadowing of that terra del fungal reference

The limo challenge was hilarious! I keep coming for that episode.

5:11 one of the greatest Clarkson laughs, full stop.

Wow this season had so many good episodes

1:20 how Richard took the blame on himself🫡👌🏻

Hammonds look at the cameraman was priceless

That last one always makes me feel really sorry for James, he looks genuinely remorseful

@hunterkiller1984

8 ай бұрын

I thought the passenger acted like a dick.

James has the best laugh of all time

James "its left here but i think if we go right we'll get their quicker" May

@jackwatson3944

3 жыл бұрын

Three lefts make a right.