* intense staring * ... "Are you a bloke?"

@TomorrowWeLive

3 жыл бұрын

lol can't ask that these days he'd be arrested

@galilool6053

3 жыл бұрын

@@youtubeisgarbage900 Actually no, you two are just arseholes

@NerosGamingHole

3 жыл бұрын

@@youtubeisgarbage900 yup

@theobviouswulf3243

3 жыл бұрын

@@youtubeisgarbage900 I mean, I would not generalise like that. I am from the UK and I am absolutely blown away by the amount of stupid decisions morons in our government make. US is the same. Though Americans seem to have woken up and are more than willing to make a change. Traveled a lot in my life, from my experience - in most of the places I visited people were lovely and able to accept and acknowledge the mistakes of their government. At the end of the day patriotism is not an ability to love your country even if it's a blowing shithole, it's about you wanting to make your country better. Can't do that without paying attention to past mistakes of it..

@tacticalbxo6182

3 жыл бұрын

@@galilool6053 snowflake

"The British are back...I mean here." God, I love them boys.

@pabloescobar6192

3 жыл бұрын

K

@flameBMW245

3 жыл бұрын

@@Yorkshire88VOR you are

@kootralover

3 жыл бұрын

@@flameBMW245 that he is

@zaralexanderiiiofrussia2525

3 жыл бұрын

@@Yorkshire88VOR *VIRGO DETECTADO*

@usmellofcheese6081

3 жыл бұрын

@@Yorkshire88VOR I can smell a simp afoot

11:35 the British are back... I mean here. One of the best lines ever

@BigTarb

3 жыл бұрын

I lost it when I heard that

@princeofasturias

3 жыл бұрын

I didn't understand but I am sure if I did I would laugh as well

@shahidqadar7062

3 жыл бұрын

It's to do with how India used to be part off the British empire

@princeofasturias

3 жыл бұрын

@@shahidqadar7062 oh thx

@robertbuth

2 жыл бұрын

His reaction after slipping that put me to tears laughing lmao

8:32 this is why I love Top Gear and The Grand Tour. They’re middle-aged children lol

@Buncry11

3 жыл бұрын

more like elderly children

@cptfrecell

3 жыл бұрын

Everyone loves a good waterfight

@garethjones4433

3 жыл бұрын

every dude is really.....no man would not want this job hahaha

@aregularperson7573

2 жыл бұрын

@@garethjones4433 I would

@alistairwalker2850

2 жыл бұрын

G O A N D W A S H T H E C A R S

The interceptors trailer was great, it looked like a lot of fun to film

@paulconnett3654

3 жыл бұрын

I remember the first time I saw it on the TV, I couldn't stop laughing pure piss take of the 70/80s. And just seeing it again has me laughing again.

@futurecat

3 жыл бұрын

1:04 - straight to the Interceptors intro.

@KRhythm2013

3 жыл бұрын

I agree, i laughed when it aired, but i have just noticed Andy Wilman in that skit

@bradsimpson3382

3 жыл бұрын

Sadly the aircraft later crashed killing both onboard😥

@collinlaque964

3 жыл бұрын

I feel like that was the inspiration for the intros of conversation street on the grand tour

Still one of the funniest moments in old top gear when it was good. "Princess Diana had one of these" 🤣

@devinmielke5371

3 жыл бұрын

...you know

@sidsudhir8231

3 жыл бұрын

I’m not British. Could someone explain why it’s funny?

@tompoole1399

3 жыл бұрын

Sidharth Sudhir Princess Diana campaigned for mine removal and that was a mine clearing machine

@sidsudhir8231

3 жыл бұрын

@@tompoole1399 oh I see 😂😂

@hyper6354

3 жыл бұрын

Tom Poole a shame.. she campaigned for vehicles and died in a vehicle

3:44 - literally one of my favorite thirty seconds of TV ever.

@r32fan92

3 жыл бұрын

Sh I.T for your company and EAT ENGLISH MUFF

8:10, Hammonds legit laughter gives me life

@odyseuszkoskiniotis6266

3 жыл бұрын

Watch Craig Ferguson then

3:06 James May ranting "if i'd been in bomber command" i was laughing so much i couldn't breathe. Absolute class

5:20 You know a joke is absolutely brilliant and unscripted if the entire production crew bursts out with laughter!!!!

@overkillonly

3 жыл бұрын

Pls explain it

@peterholland82

3 жыл бұрын

Other then that I wouldn't know.

@oli2328

3 жыл бұрын

It's not really funny, it's shocking humor, like in family guy

@whattaman5110

3 жыл бұрын

@@oli2328 how is it supposed tobe shock humor? I heard nothing morbid about the joke

@floris4451

3 жыл бұрын

I think it has to do with princess Diana being killed by the royal family. That she needed one to clear out the path layout by her family for her. I’m stoned so probably not the clearest way to explain it but hope you understand it.

2:47 XD The way they scream as if some alien monster just snatched their friend.

9:56 Me and the boys playing Battlefield

@QuantumLeclerc

3 жыл бұрын

Golmud Railway, and an M1A1. You do the maths.

@gigul120g.d9

3 жыл бұрын

facts and the voice crack of richard makes it even more accurate

@raymondha1897

3 жыл бұрын

More Genshin Impact! This game is great! www.twitch.tv/mysticumbreon

2:20 of course I'm not going to try this at home, I'm going to try it on a train

10:32 I don't know why but this is one of my favorite scenes in the entire series. It's so perfect

@jeremyfong5684

3 жыл бұрын

HELLO

@munchkinz6923

3 жыл бұрын

H ë ł ļ œ

@diegoestradahernandez2728

2 жыл бұрын

Ellöê

The "squirrel" thing actually works in reverse too. Never met a native English speaker that was able to pronounce "Eichhörnchen" correctly, no matter how well they learned German

@captinkilljoy961

3 жыл бұрын

I cant speak German so I'd have no idea how to pronounce that lol

@dannywhite132

3 жыл бұрын

The difference is that is just a confusing word to pronounce because of how it's spelt. squirrel is easy to read but non English speakers just can't say it

@squeetnut

3 жыл бұрын

i-shurn-shun?

@futurecat

3 жыл бұрын

There aren't symbols in English for those sounds, but the nearest I can write it is "AIK hyun shon."

@lillexus5589

3 жыл бұрын

Reasonably doable even after just 2 years of mediocre training, French on the other hand is an language for the crazy.

8:07 James' joke is legendary 😆😆😆

@JetFalcon710

2 жыл бұрын

I like how Hammond also dies of laughter

"It turned out that James hadn't just lost the race.. He lost Bombay". 😅

@thegamingbro123

3 жыл бұрын

... oh Cock.

@alif6526

3 жыл бұрын

:dont try dis at home Me:ohoo yah i just have a huge train and 25mile train track in my foking back yard

@alif6526

3 жыл бұрын

@@titmouse-distribution HOW?..... U SCAMED SOMEPERSON???

@TomorrowWeLive

3 жыл бұрын

So did the British.

@itsdan722

Ай бұрын

​@@titmouse-distributioncrodly binge dind init mate

Jeremy's laugh 12:05 is one of the best ones in Top Gear history!

@Riolushe

9 ай бұрын

It sounds like screeching tyres 😅

8:43 when you’re high on acid and see something in your rear view mirror.

0:16 *to absorb the DEEEZEEEEZEZZZZZ* 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

@futurecat

3 жыл бұрын

And TheeBLUD...should there be a riot.

@braeeee_

3 жыл бұрын

@@futurecat blood is pronounced "blud" no matter really where you're from

@charleemelanie1453

3 жыл бұрын

* intense staring * ... "Are you a bloke?"

8:33 and then James’s reaction of “Go and wash the car” 🤣🤣

@Eren-da-Jaeger

2 жыл бұрын

And then two old blokes playing with water. This was gold.

10:33 Jermey calling James saying Hello always gets me.

That horn-brake is the most hilarious prank I've ever seen

@shrimpflea

2 жыл бұрын

Also like how James instead of getting upset turns it into a game.

Clarkson : building a harem Hammond: chopping people May: shooting people

9:28 the headsets and enclosed spaces make me think of Top Gear Gaming or something lol

@smugumin3448

3 жыл бұрын

These guys playing games together would be so stupidly funny to watch

@JetFalcon710

2 жыл бұрын

@@smugumin3448 Especially the one time where they played Monopoly for four hours and James cheated by robbing the bank Edit: Just realized you probably meant computer games, but board games would be good as well

0:43 accurate representation of James May.

1:15 Conversation street's early beginnings

@mafusally

3 жыл бұрын

Conversation street?

@-TJ-

3 жыл бұрын

@@mafusally The Grand Tour

@note_guessr2565

3 жыл бұрын

@@-TJ- holy sh*t you're right

1:46 GTA Online Casino valet in a nutshell

8:35 the way james just said that so calmly is just so funny

Richard painting the Mexican flag on his Mini is just one of the most hilarious things on Top Gear. I die every time lmao (5:30 - 6:42)

@dannywhite132

3 жыл бұрын

Eh problem is all that stuff is way too scripted so I struggle to find it funny

@CT_97

3 жыл бұрын

It’s definitely one of the funniest, James and Jezza’s reaction just made it absolutely hilarious

@larsdragerl

3 жыл бұрын

This episode made me realize that the Italian flag and the Mexican flag are basically the same. Apart from the eagle, but during fascism Italy also had flags with an eagle...

@steveszuplewski9010

3 жыл бұрын

Well you’re obviously easily amused.

@trwgaming1472

3 жыл бұрын

@@steveszuplewski9010 Stoned

“I’m just going outside to wax the Growler.”

@JetFalcon710

2 жыл бұрын

_[Hammond and Clarkson both immediately die of laughter]_

The princess Diana joke was, and indeed still is the funniest moment ever.

@exposedemulsion

3 жыл бұрын

I don't get the joke

@him050

3 жыл бұрын

Jacob Twinn so it’s a two in one. There’s an on going joke in top gear of Princess Anne owning a reliant scimitar. So whenever they see one they say “Princess Anne had one of these”. Now Princess Diana did lots of charity work and campaigning against the use of mines. So as it’s a mine clearance weapon you can see where the joke is going.... 🤣

@tonychan8558

3 жыл бұрын

I cannot explain why this joke is funny, but I remembered laughing my arse off when I saw this episode of TG. It's still funny today!! 😂 😂

@exposedemulsion

3 жыл бұрын

@@him050 I see now yeah

@jayswarrow1196

2 жыл бұрын

@@him050 That was an education. I always thought that's just a standard car salesman pickup line, the _"[insert celebrity name] had one just like it."_

This is what I feel BBC execs didn't understand about Top Gear. This is the stuff that makes people love the show, and most of it had little, if anything, to do with cars. Also, that warning about not trying what they were doing at home - I think that doesn't need to be said, what was shown should be enough to show that it wasn't a good idea. That warning is needed when the people doing the stunt are trained professionals who know how to do it safely. These three are, well, not that. Which is why we love them.

@izukimoti2473

3 жыл бұрын

Richard painting the Mexican flag on his Mini is just one of the most hilarious things on Top Gear. I die every time lmao (5:30 - 6:42)

@jayswarrow1196

2 жыл бұрын

@Erin S Yet, they've managed to add a touch of comedy even into blunt bureaucracy. But then again, their message about health and safety *always* was abit.. blurry ;)

10:54 was when I finally lost it

@jrbdoebd8553

3 жыл бұрын

3:44 - literally one of my favorite thirty seconds of TV ever.

@tpgyt5469

3 жыл бұрын

@@jrbdoebd8553 yes so true

@Trihawk7

Жыл бұрын

time to watch it again

Everyone: Diseases Jeremy: DEZZEZEZZ

@CrazyPanda688

2 жыл бұрын

Everyone: Yes Jeremy: YEEEEEEZZZZZZZ

@CakeorDeath420

2 жыл бұрын

"Coach is good, coach is better. Fewer DEZZEZEZZ on the coach" And "...birth place of BEBBEYJEEZZEZ"

@aquaticpears3183

2 жыл бұрын

@@CakeorDeath420 😆😆

1:45 the way he karate chops that valet gets me every time

12:17 Hammond: “NO NO NO NO NO NO” May: “pen1s pen1s pen1s..”

They are really legends. Done the best of entertainment for 17 years together, with the best chemistry. They are irreplacable

“The British are back- I mean here” Best line ever wtf 😳😂😂

2:47 now that is genuine fear

"Don't stick your arms out of a moving train at home" Looks around... "Ait, i think i can do that"

Series 17 was top top gear. You could feel that they are just having fun while making the best motoring show in the world.

@Xiphactinus

2 жыл бұрын

The best motoring show... in the world

1:33 gotta love how it’s just Jeremy getting judo chopped

@BradTheThird

3 жыл бұрын

I thought it was Andy Wilman.

@imded8285

3 жыл бұрын

BradTheThird it is

@tacotrashh

3 жыл бұрын

That’s not Jeremy but still lol.

@fisherking7798

2 жыл бұрын

There's not a lot of chopping in judo

@cleverusername9369

2 жыл бұрын

That's Mr Wilman

01:05 The Interceptor Parody Intro 02:47 Clarkson and May's Screams 03:28 😂😂😂 05:23 Jeremy Clarkson's Humor about Shredding Vehicle 12:25 Horn Braking

How could even a single person not absolutely love this. Way more interesting than the grand tour.

@William_G

3 жыл бұрын

I 100% agree. I miss them hosting Top Gear

@soto9128

3 жыл бұрын

William G. You can thank Jeremy for that.

@abramo7700

3 жыл бұрын

not much content for the grand tour anymore but i hope when this whole thing is over they get with it

@sirdavidr6064

3 жыл бұрын

1998 Subaru Impreza 22b STI they’ve already given episodes to amazon. Just have to wait for amazon to release them

@abramo7700

3 жыл бұрын

@@sirdavidr6064 oh fr?

5:19 sums up British dental care 😂

@joespulla2580

3 жыл бұрын

How do you let it get that bad 🤮

@ala0284

3 жыл бұрын

British dental care is fine. Jeremy clarkson smoked for 30 years and ate shit, thats why his teeth are that way, not due to dental care

@killadrone2817

3 жыл бұрын

ALA_Legend 02 It’s a joke. Even The Simpsons made fun of your teeth too.

@ate1o

3 жыл бұрын

Actual, there was a study that says people from the UK have the best teeth out of all countries. Fewest fillings etc. (Must be true, saw it on QI 😂)

@sweetmissypetuniawilson9206

6 ай бұрын

​@@ate1othey can still be stained from cigarettes, coffee, wine..

9:51 “hang on Hammond I’m coming”

2:04 Hammond really kicked that poor woman omggg I cackled at that. I enjoyed that trailer. Would’ve made an awesome mini series

8:33 this is just some top tier content right here

I simply loved the "The Interceptors" clip. I am an absolute lover of the Jensen Interceptor MK3 1974, it is my dream vehicle - and seeing that clip makes me love the car and this show even more!

“Eat English Muff” 😂😂

@kittycuddler_4437

3 жыл бұрын

Do you know what it means? I'm not really asking for answers, cause I searched it up, but still, do you know what it means?

@reeceys2456

3 жыл бұрын

@@kittycuddler_4437 yes

@kittycuddler_4437

3 жыл бұрын

@@reeceys2456 Ok then, just checking

@scotchontherock9714

3 жыл бұрын

@@kittycuddler_4437 Muff is slang in the UK for vagina, like the word cunt

@ivanbima5877

3 жыл бұрын

That's probably won't do well as public advertisement

these 3 men created a master piece without even knowing !

12:25 this is one of my favorite moments in the entire series of top gear. I bunch of lads having an absolute blast fucking with eachother and driving awesome cars

2:18 - "We recommend you don't try this at home" Thank you. Otherwise I might have climbed on the side of the train that goes right through my house.

I don’t think ive ever laughed harder than the first time I watched the India special and they’d wired James’ break light to the horn 😂

2:30 oh yeah, I have train at home.

@r32fan92

3 жыл бұрын

Me: can we buy train? Mom: we have train at home Train at home:

1:35 That's a banger sound track

Only just noticed, at 6:59 the flat cars on the siding are actually US-made and would have been shipped to the UK and used during the 2nd World War. I'd have thought that they'd have been long scrapped by now (well, the early 2010s)

@JamaicanCastle

2 жыл бұрын

The whole track where they filmed this is a disused line that they run old heritage trains on, obviously they weren't going to get permission to do anything so insane on a live train track. (At least not in Britain.)

James may with a sten is the best thing Ive ever seen. Second only to Jeremy with a Luger. EDIT: Its a Walther P.38, not a luger, I can now see after looking more closely. My statement still stands.

@288gto7

3 жыл бұрын

Henry Atkinson jeremy was holding a p38

@henryatkinson1479

3 жыл бұрын

@@288gto7 was it? Didnt pause to check.

@hohohowar2450

3 жыл бұрын

@@henryatkinson1479 Well yes it is. At 1:24 look very closely at the far left what kind of pistol Jeremy is holding

@mrcaboosevg6089

3 жыл бұрын

That was a P38, the Luger's replacement

6:00 James' laugh is biblical 😆😆😆😆

Top gear and the grand tour is the only series I’ll re watch at any said time, so rewatchable.

Now that I live in Scotland, if I get into a conversation with a Glaswegian, I'm gonna ask them to say Burglar alarm

@B355Y

3 жыл бұрын

Ask then to say purple burglar alarm, trust me lol

I REALLY ENJOY THIS SERIES!

Used to watch this as a kid. Ive been showing my wife all these clips and full episodes on KZread. Loves it! Grand tour is also fantastic but different.

6:25 Hammond looks so genuinely upset

Nobody: James May: "Are you a bloke?" Love that bit :D

Clarkson at 9:57 is priceless

0:17 - “Dezzeeezzeeesesssss” . A true Jezza moment❤️

0:59 that dog is SO strongly saying "piss off, mate!"

This is one if those shows thats hard to have a fave season for. All seasons have their own legendary comparisons, reviews and adventures

I definitely need posters from “The Interceptors” in my house 😂

4:13 i'm done😂😂

Awesome video. I must say your selection of outro music is impeccable

Who else wants a full production of the interceptors??

4:23 I'm from germany and it's so true😂

@jerome9591

3 жыл бұрын

7:23 Not Bad jeremy

Arguably the best ever series of top gear ever made!

@TheStigHCE09

3 жыл бұрын

More like one of the worst. So cringey.

“Don’t worry Hammond I’m coming!” Proceeds to bury Hammond alive in the rubble

I wish I’d appreciated this show more while it was on. Just a fantastic show.

I loves the grand tour but how cool would it have been if they had the Interceptors series on Amazon instead

One of my favorite seasons they ever made. Hands down some of the best moments 😂

8:02 such children. It's great

3:57 😂😂😂 did that play on national television

@jeremycruz8929

3 жыл бұрын

SHIT for your company

@r32fan92

3 жыл бұрын

Yes, it did, I watched it the night it aired

The Interceptors looks amazing. I would totally watch these three as aging detectives stuck in the 70’s.

Honestly having the horn sound when braking is the most brilliant thing I've ever heard of! This neeeds to be installed on every nervous Nellie's vehicle!!

Whoever is watching Top gear for the first time is incredibly lucky

"The English are back, all three of em" Greetings from the colonies.

The German parts are so funny 7:23 Jeremy Germ: Gott im Himmel Engl: god in Heaven James Germ: Oh Scheisse 😂😂 Engl: oh Shit 😅

10:21 The body language of James, its fine, it's meant to do that, nothing to see.

I know nothing about cars, except that they go vroom vroom, but damn I miss this show.

This is Amazing. I wish to watch the full series

I love the mini in it I have 2 and I absolutely love them.

There's a us fighter plane called growler too. Its the EA-18G, an electronic warfare version of the f18 super hornet.

Who let's these guys in places?! They are always up to something and it's so priceless.

@BillPeschel

Жыл бұрын

I was thinking that watching the unattended lawn mower crashing through someone's window. How they didn't set back Anglo-Indian relations is simply a miracle.

“It’s called the growler” good damn i haven’t laughed that hard in yonks

0:16 duhdezeesuz

I pissed myself laughing at the last 2 minutes of footage

Can't wait until the next episode of *Clarkson P.I*

@Mortthemoose

3 жыл бұрын

Ohhhh, that would be funny! Lol

That Interceptors thing was great!

I really love this show. Thank you so much xxxxx 💖 💖 💖 💖

The interceptors is the funniest 🤣 😂 🤣😂