“Dial into the internet Bluetooth mobile phone cord”

@motanelustelistu

4 жыл бұрын

@Gruntzy the Gentlemen Orc Cars are certain not only over excessively connected,but it stopped beeing cars a long time ago. You've got no "steering column" you've got a mini-motor reading your moves and sending current through a wire to another motor to replicate them. Now,what's with that crap :| ? The shortest route between 2 points is a straight line and a thing best done (time wise) is the one done quicker. Let my moves be the one the steering collumn does,not a bloody motor.When that brakes,adios steering. Did i said about the acceleration ? The DAMN CDI,the acceleration sensor (another MANURE current through wire thing),the tire pressure sensor,the open door senzor (or like Clarkson said "I know my door's open,there a big gap.You don't have to remind me.") ,electric adjusting seat,e-adjusting steering column and so on,e-windows,bloototh conectivity and all the rest of the IDIOTIC STUF. Cars got worse every new model that came out since 1980,but it got REALLY REALLY BAD recently, and most enoyingly,everything after "E-mail" got "e-" in front,wich is THE MOST IDIOTIC THING you can do to a car.

@finnhansbro5174

4 жыл бұрын

@@motanelustelistu well i'm sorry but it's 2020, all cars are going to have things like e-windows and bluetooth, it's called the present. it's perfectly fine if you think that, but the vast majority of the planet is going with the future, and that's definitely not going to change.

@somethingsock6707

4 жыл бұрын

@@motanelustelistu ok boomer. youre gonna love that manual steering after five minutes of parallel parking.

@jakelocker6933

3 жыл бұрын

Something us “boomers” have been doing it for years already, you stupid fuck. Do you think cars have only been around a few years or something?

@planeinglish7095

3 жыл бұрын

@Gruggy Now I'm not much of an electrician but I'm fairly certain that since a car isn't plugged into your house it'll be perfectly fine during a black-out

"Stiiig! See that slippers? Pee in 'em!" Good lord, somebody make me stop laughing my ass off :D

@TheHutchy01

5 жыл бұрын

Not pictured, a tame racing driver pissing all over a shoe rack

@keiztrat9109

3 жыл бұрын

@@TheHutchy01 I thought he said peel them haha

"Could be worse, you could be shot in the back of the head by a marksman." Well with *that* headrest, definitely

@scallie6462

6 жыл бұрын

I almost spit out my dinner when Jeremy said that.

@williamsterben

5 жыл бұрын

Very Alan Partridge indeed

@whatdoyoucallablackpriesth5190

4 жыл бұрын

I read this as he said it

The cars may have aged slightly, but the humor definitely hasnt

this was 13 years ago, let that sink in

@ethank5681

4 жыл бұрын

Kam Sam it was actually 23 years ago

@spookylemon4947

4 жыл бұрын

Ethan K It was actually 33 years ago

@ethank5681

4 жыл бұрын

Spooky Lemon yes sorry, the Nissan GT turbo didn’t come out until 1969

@spookylemon4947

4 жыл бұрын

Ethan K It was actually the predecessor to the Model T.

@Sirdiggar

4 жыл бұрын

Dafuk I thought this was 2034

"it looks like a dog doing it's number 2" , lol. Never gets old

@jackepicproyt

2 жыл бұрын

That kind of that arched back thing

@FlyingHeadbutt100

5 ай бұрын

James May later mentioned that bit in his film about the convertible version... "Looked like a dog parking it's breakfast"

"America online"....wow I feel old

@Sirdiggar

4 жыл бұрын

28.8k modem. Oh the joy back in the day.

1:55 - sounds like a russian president elections 😂

@Maunten_

4 жыл бұрын

Tragicomic

@al7422

3 жыл бұрын

Putin is a waifu

0:08 My Corgi looks exactly like that when she’s doing her “business” 😂.

@henryharrison4559

4 жыл бұрын

It would have been more funny if he weren't in love with the ugly azz Alphas.

At around 7:00 It's the liquid in your head that extends the range. You can find this out by using a jug of water.( I know this was posted like 2 years ago but whatever).

came for the crossfire jokes... stayed for the whole video..

@angeryanimal398

4 жыл бұрын

I love the crossfire even if it looks like a dog squatting, why do people hate that car so much?

If anyone's wondering, water is the answer to the range of a car key. By putting the key up to your head, you are amplifying the range because water particles oscillate in a similar function to microwaves, something or other. If you don't believe me, try it with a water bottle, it works, i've tested it.

It's the water in your head, it acts as a sattelite.

@BLOCKBUSTERTOO

5 жыл бұрын

Gurkan Ozil I think it has something to do with Jeremy’s teeth as he’s got a lot of them must be a lot of fillings in there

@nedzadpupovic1782

4 жыл бұрын

You have electrical brain receptors that magnify those already in the remote increasing the distance

"Ain't no guitar" hahahaha

''when you hold your central lockig device against your head it doubles its range'' you're a wizard Jeremy, await a letter from Hogwards.

This series is a time capsule for the auto industry

this was probably the best day of the guy in the last clip’s life. front row of the audience on Top Gear! just for Jeremy to turn to him and point out his huge schnoz lmaoo

Downloads from Forza Motorsport files

@TrolledBy

6 жыл бұрын

_When Don Joewon Song has made the perfect tune to your favourite car_

Looks like a microcassette minus the two small spinning wheels at 5:34

The first bit is hilarious

Love these guys!

That Chrysler is hideous. Not sure what they were thinking about when they designed that ugly shape. It's up there with the Pontiac Aztec.

@visionist7

5 жыл бұрын

BMW copied the shape with the X6 and made a trillion dollars, even more inexplicably

@weizenobstmusli8232

5 жыл бұрын

Funny enough, its partly a Merc SLK underneath.

@utahwanderlust700

4 жыл бұрын

Wild Bill My dad has one exactly like that. Same color and wheels and everything. It looks better in person, but it definitely isn't a poster car.

@MusingMageofDisney

4 жыл бұрын

The Aztek managed to age well. It's still pretty ugly, but I think it was merely far ahead of its time.

@weizenobstmusli8232

4 жыл бұрын

@@MusingMageofDisney , well, the design reminds me of a Bentley 😁

The fob works against your head because of the water in your head... You can do the same thing by pressing it to a bottle of water.

3:01..absolute partridge

Parking sensors!!! WOOOOOOOOOW

HAHAHAHAHHAHA THE FIRST CLIP😂😂😂😂

at 1:15, is mr Clarkson explaining what is possible to do these days in cars so that certain people can make things look like a car crash? Hmm. A bit like the Lone Gunman episode.

0:48 the funny thing with that ford concept is that audi later sold millions of A5's ..

the Crossfire always reminded me of a Blohm und Voss P.170

Hold the metal key part of your key fob against your chin, then push the unlock button. The trick turns your head into an antenna, says Tim Pozar, a Silicon Valley radio engineer. Mr. Pozar explains, “You are capacitively coupling the fob to your head. With all the fluids in your head it ends up being a nice conductor.

I like how they interact with the audience tho

The vw 2.0 diesel is a work horse. My wife drove an 05 up to 220,000. Didn't do an oil change for over 4 years, and still to this day thinks I'm full of it when I tell her it's time to change the oil again. She thinks because the VW didn't break down in those 4 years that oil changes are a myth.

The signal of your key amplifies when you put it to your head because the water in your body amplifies the signal.

Lol, I miss The Three Amigos on Top Gear. Biggest faux pas by the BBC ever, cupid stunts.

@utetopia1620

4 жыл бұрын

Putlocker has The Grand Tour

@ItsNotAProblem

4 жыл бұрын

Or Amazon Prime Video

So basically an aftermarket ECU?

About the key thing, the fluids in your head are good enough conductors that it conducts and enhancing your keys range

That crossfire Chrysler looks like the 1995 Porsche 928!!! I swear, it’s literally the exact same look/ body lines!!!

The reason is the body's electromagnetic field that acts as an amplifies the electromagnetic waves from the key either that or aliens

@mephistovonfaust

4 жыл бұрын

Could also be the waves bouncing off your body, amplyfing the waves going into a different direction, similar to a speaker put next to a wall. But I don't know the wave lenght of the older car keys and by that I can't determine if their waves would penetrate a human body or not... Frankly, I'm too lazy to look it up atm.

@spencerquimby4726

4 жыл бұрын

Your skull acts as an antenna. Amplifies the radio waves. Increases range. The sinuses in your head are what actually do it. Which I think is what the guy who mentioned "nasal passages" or whatever was on about.

@Dz73zxxx

4 жыл бұрын

History channel : "want some jobs?"

There are no more nominations hilarious

just so anyone wanted to know about the whole thing with the remotes increasing in range when you put them to your head apparently the fluids in your body act as a good conductor for radio waves and therefore increases the range

0:15 "That's what it is" "Hideous" "Ughhh"

@smellyboiipanda2273

3 жыл бұрын

He said hideous not it isss

@MrSwayzy

3 жыл бұрын

@@smellyboiipanda2273 Oh wow I can hear that now, it really sounded like he said "it is" but now I notice that it's not it 😅

The key on your head is because of the fluid in your head is a good conductor and works as a large antenna

It's the emp signals from the brain obvs

2:53 xD

My dad drives a chrysler crossfire same color too.

@worldsgonebonkers4512

6 жыл бұрын

lucifer thebringeroflight Great car, your dad has good taste 👍🏼

@Vexedjman1111

6 жыл бұрын

Love mine. Only chrysler id ever own tbh

@fredschriks8554

6 жыл бұрын

lucifer thebringeroflight It's just a Mercedes SLK, just another body over the top.

@griffinmackenzie

6 жыл бұрын

Rip

@owenj1906

6 жыл бұрын

Unlucky for your dad

Keyless go works quite well today actually, Jeremy predicted wrong about that.

@robda7195

4 жыл бұрын

Yea if your a car theif

@5:00 that was already covered back in the 90s in australia in a segment on a skit show called "pooncey ways to lock your car"

7:35 There is actually enough iron in your body to make a nail 6cm long

@derikdedog9462

4 жыл бұрын

What gurth

Parking sensors back then, new tech only on high end models, now it's a standard feature on nearly all cars

Which episode the e60 bmw was tested by May?

1:12 Honesty wish i could do this

i'm glad I don't have a guitar nailed onto my face

The car in the second clip was ahead of it's time. Just look at it.

@teerilla

4 жыл бұрын

I see what your saying, but believe it or not a lot of concept cars around that era (and even today) had a lot of similar design features

What is the first car?

It's the water in your body

pffft it's the salt and water in our bodies.

LOL

I always loved the Chrysler Crossfire. Jeremy ruined it for me

So the crossfire looks like a Porsche 928 and the Ford that was on after the Chrysler crossfire has the exact some wheels as the Bugatti Veyron.

On my RSX I have a special ECU that I can hook up to my laptop and tune it and control a lot of shit.

Photocopying brackets tonner distribution sounds like a GTA Vice city asset

More videos please

its a broke mans 350z...

I really wanted to like that Chrysler Crossfire SRT6 Still cant understand why Clarkson doesnt like it

@kittyhawk3831

4 жыл бұрын

I mean, I think he explained why quite clearly, lol

Top gear was nothing before James

"You're not having an AE86 because it's old". Oh James, you sweet, summer child

@DominikMaslyk

3 жыл бұрын

He said A6 (Unless this is some joke I don’t get)

@TheRealTerranMarine

3 жыл бұрын

@@DominikMaslyk I think I misheard what he said. Thought he was talking trash about a toyota

@DominikMaslyk

3 жыл бұрын

@@TheRealTerranMarine Oh. Ok lmao

What is the car after the Chrysler? 0:25

@stefan1095

6 жыл бұрын

Ford Visos Only a concept car, never made it to the production line unfortunately

@martinhendrikpettai206

6 жыл бұрын

McChickenNo1 Thanks a lot, mate!

Hidious yes. Crossfire chrysler but it is actually an american mercedes clk 320. For real has a m112 v6 merceses engine and 722 auto trans. Greatest find in junkyars for engine swap.and only cost 180 bucks at lkq yards

what's the first car called?

@itsmrlonewolf

6 жыл бұрын

Champy heteromer Chrysler crossfire

@daniellennon4275

5 жыл бұрын

A shit box

@Team_Nico_Motorsport

5 жыл бұрын

Champy heteromer its called 0:20

@psp4150

4 жыл бұрын

Gay

My first car was a jaguar S type

@yanyio2596

6 жыл бұрын

WTF

@oli5412

6 жыл бұрын

Harrison McCollum he's gay because he looks about 12 so how's he gonna get an s type

@LonelyHunter995

6 жыл бұрын

Abilita sooo how does that make him gay? lol sad straight guys

@stuffthings3728

5 жыл бұрын

Show off lol lucky git

The first one about the car taking a dump was funny. The rest were shit.

#bringbackoldtopgear

@ America online wow

I wana make a car outta bambo and recyled plasics lighter then testla

@todays_classics3571

5 жыл бұрын

oo and totally wireless like for the speakers, blinkers, wippers.. windows.. why not.

that police constable talking about speeding and callign them criminals ... how do people like that even get position in police force?? people like that belong to loony bins! why? here's why: What is more dangerous? A) a rookie driver in a van, doing 60mp/h or B) a professional driver doing 120mp/h in a sports car? get my "drift" here? you can't judge speed based on numbers. hypercars can SAFELY travel at speeds of like 200mp/h, while a rookie driver in van won't be able to control it at 60mp/h. even braking distance for a loaded van is LONGER than it is for hypercar at like 200mp/h .. personally i've always found speed limits dumb. driving a loaded truck or van on small roads at 30mp/h can already be dangerous, while driving a small sports car on same roads at 60mp/h is quite safe if you know what you're doing. that's my point .. they need to give out special licenses based on what car you drive and how good you are, you should be able to take a special driving test that determines how good of a driver you are at higher speeds, then set that speed limit on your license and cars. for example if you can complete high speed course in a sports car, but cant complete it in a van, then it means you can driver faster in your car, but not in your van. that's what you call common sense and logical law.

0:20 if it were a British car he’d probably call it beautiful.

@diefreundlichemk-1083

6 жыл бұрын

noone would call *that* beautiful. Not even when it was british

@ts.exotics642

6 жыл бұрын

Sift Nick I'm British this car is hideous

@ashGT40

6 жыл бұрын

Triggered murican lol

@worldsgonebonkers4512

6 жыл бұрын

Designed by a Brit 🇬🇧

@birtalanlorant5572

5 жыл бұрын

Rich-F1- Painter doesnt change the fact that it looks horrible

What's with the deal with re-using clips? You really got nothing better to do

Second

It's the radiation in your teeth...

@wumbosaurus9121

6 жыл бұрын

The radio waves go through the thin temple into the brain, then the waves are turned into focused beams that shoot through your eyes.

@jayleno3240

5 жыл бұрын

Wtf

First

The humdrum nation formerly prevent because conifer puzzlingly soothe lest a modern fight. ambiguous, gifted ambulance

I hate Richard Hammond.

@goldengold8568

5 жыл бұрын

Why?

@conanthebarbarian9955

5 жыл бұрын

SpunkDustbin what’d he do to you lmfao

@DifficultFlannel

5 жыл бұрын

@@conanthebarbarian9955he's a racist, a chauvinist and an awful driver.

@jkny2744

5 жыл бұрын

@SpunkDustbin Dear so called Top Gear..

@JR-vt7rb

3 жыл бұрын

Racist?! Where did you heard that? He is an average joe, i mean if he's a racist so is everyone else in the UK