"Some say he keeps a photo of his wallet, in his wallet"

@fenichofficial9887

6 жыл бұрын

Bellocks1 best one

@Elbat205

6 жыл бұрын

15:54 Some say that his favorite t-shirt has a picture on the front of a t-shirt!

@rorycarter6948

6 жыл бұрын

i literally paused to write the same thing

@ww3iscoming.itsacoldhardfa531

6 жыл бұрын

Quoting another person. You’re definitely creative and original.. dumbass

@ryananderson9894

6 жыл бұрын

WW3 is coming. It’s a cold hard fact. Why the fuck are you so rude.

i'd watch a movie of the stig doing all the things some say he does

@gamerzplayerz5780

4 жыл бұрын

I'd watch it

@pilotvictor7896

4 жыл бұрын

*SOME SAY HIS GENITALS ARE UPSIDE DOWN*

@Nightdare

4 жыл бұрын

"Some say he has done a movie where he does all they say he does"

@jakovnenadovic6874

4 жыл бұрын

Link of that film Thanks

@irfansaeed4529

4 жыл бұрын

Same

I love the phrase "and all of his legs are hydraulic" rather than "both," implying that he has more than two legs.

@JamaicanCastle

6 ай бұрын

That would explain the two sets of knees.

@revolver265

2 ай бұрын

While I don't discredit that The Stig is probably hiding an extra set of legs somewhere in that race suit, in Britain it's strangely common to say "all your legs" or otherwise refer to legs as a collective ("all") instead of implying they're a pair with "both" haha Leads to the occasional punchline about British people being spiders and all that

@RRVCrinale

2 ай бұрын

I mean, we do know one of them gets longer when he sees a pretty lady.

I love how the stig went from fearing ducks to being obsessed with them

@MarshallRedmon01

Жыл бұрын

The Stig is a very complicated creature

@nosh62

Жыл бұрын

Character development

@spencerallison3196

Жыл бұрын

He knows two facts about ducks, and both of them are wrong

@JamaicanCastle

3 ай бұрын

Perhaps he fears them out of ignorance? Or perhaps he desires their secrets to know how to defeat them...

@troodontalon5990

2 ай бұрын

@@JamaicanCastle By sucking the moisture from them, of course.

He knows 2 facts about ducks and both are wrong. He drinks the moisture out of ducks. He is terrified of ducks. Ok then.

@fishbulb3926

5 жыл бұрын

Those two facts: 1. You can live off the natural moisture from ducks 2. Ducks are masochistic freaks of nature who mug people who don’t feed them bread

@anonym0336

5 жыл бұрын

I can spot a theme there...

@callumhardy5098

5 жыл бұрын

FraN_ If you watch the first episode of season 22 he looses the race because he stops and stares at a duck with no legs. Or maybe it was a pigeon..???

@sir_booty_cakes

4 жыл бұрын

FraN_ e

@edyram22

3 жыл бұрын

Maybe after a duck is dead😁

"Some say he lives in a tree" "Some say he's frightened of trees" Bad home life, huh stig?

@andriealinsangao613

3 жыл бұрын

HAHAHAHAHAHA

@youdontneedtoknow6621

3 жыл бұрын

He goes home to his tree and gets Vietnam flashbacks of the koninsegg cox crash

@mozxz

2 жыл бұрын

Some say he is terrified of ducks Some say he sucks the moisture off ducks........

@JetFalcon710

2 жыл бұрын

Some say he never blinks, some say he doesn't have a face

@bussesandtrains1218

2 жыл бұрын

said tree might be in Liverpool, where there is a 72% chance that hoodlums will set him alight some say he is highly flammable and an efficient sorce of energy, after all he burns for 1000 years, and that he hasn't got a phobia of fire, because in his case it is very rational

Some say that it is impossible to read these comments with a voice other than Clarkson's.

@samtinkle9076

4 жыл бұрын

And that *he* is the only person in Britain who can deliver these lines while keeping a straight face.

@Githegi

4 жыл бұрын

@jonny j"..... in.........the world" I think you mean😅

@emmanuelbanda6359

4 жыл бұрын

😂ikr

@ilikecheese2422

4 жыл бұрын

420 likes

@Thelonedrifter

4 жыл бұрын

True

20 minutes and 44 seconds of my life put to good use

@AlbertAlbertB.

2 жыл бұрын

ths best use.... IN THE WORLD

“Some say, one of his legs gets longer when he sees a pretty lady..... and that I haven’t done one of these for a while and I’ve forgot to make up a second thing” - Richard Hammond, probably about 2005 or something

@Louis.DeGuzman

4 жыл бұрын

8:30

@biggestwanderer8827

4 жыл бұрын

2008

Some say that if you remove his helmet, you'll void his warranty...and that his face could power a nuclear submarine.

@youdontneedtoknow6621

3 жыл бұрын

And if he was the former president of the US, he would at least know were to get a decent spray tan

@badreedinedjellali1328

3 жыл бұрын

some say that he's mask is part of he's body

@lyonvensa

2 жыл бұрын

Some say whenever it rains, you can hear him washing his mouth. And if you were to take off his helmet, you will get seriously ill until you can't even stand up

@justinl2009

Ай бұрын

Some say that he owns a collection of prosthetic limbs and that he has Bluetooth and WiFi connectivity.

Some say that on Wednesdays, he refuses to obey the law of gravity...and that he cam solve a Rubik's Cube in less than thirty seconds, using only his nostrils.

@52nerfguy

5 жыл бұрын

Ok this one got spit on my screen

@samarvora7185

4 жыл бұрын

Some say he refuses to acknowledge the existence of potatoes, and that he can count from infinity, *backwards* All we know is, he's called the STIG!

@mgafMUAT

4 жыл бұрын

Ok, let’s make this one a beautifully long one... Some say that he’s magnetically attracted to walnut, and that he bombed an abandoned church just to rocket jump to the moon...

@samarvora7185

4 жыл бұрын

Some say that on Tuesdays he has plastic explosives for breakfast,... and that once, rather preposterously, after getting drunk on a full tank of diesel, he got engaged to James May......'s vacuum cleaner...

@samarvora7185

4 жыл бұрын

@@mgafMUAT let's keep it going, mate.

The Stig isn't an anomaly, or an enigma. He's actually the 5th element and a force of nature

@m1co294

10 ай бұрын

He's a massive piece of Boron then

@johnnzomo5731

5 ай бұрын

7:09

@JamaicanCastle

3 ай бұрын

Due respect to the Stig, he's no Milla Jojovich.

@ketaminepoptarts

22 күн бұрын

the fifth element, SPEED

What's so brilliant about these introductions is, apart from their downright ludicrousness, is Clarkson looks just as baffled as anyone else and of course his delivery is inimitable.

Some say that he has an Aston martin tattooed on his Porsche and he thinks that brexit is a food

@NickMaster500

4 жыл бұрын

All we know is hes called the stig

@Niribu

4 жыл бұрын

I thought that 3years ago brexit was a type of weetabix

Some say... that to this day, he still hates Rubens Barrichello

@Lakitu886

5 жыл бұрын

that running gag will always be funny😂

@aregmirzoyan869

3 жыл бұрын

Some say that he spent all week writing a apology letter to him while taking his second helmet off

@RedJLP

3 жыл бұрын

Some say that his hatred of Rubens Barrichello frightens even Rubens Barrichello

5:39 "Some say he knows two facts about ducks and both of them are wrong" is the best one 😂

@Ann.ex2

3 жыл бұрын

I don't get the joke, could someone explain please?

@javinskinner2766

3 жыл бұрын

@@Ann.ex2 are you serious?

@Ann.ex2

3 жыл бұрын

@@javinskinner2766 what are the two facts he's talking about?

@javinskinner2766

3 жыл бұрын

@@Ann.ex2 the 'facts' were never stated, mostly because the joke was that those facts that the stig supposedly knows aren't true, which makes it not a actual fact

@Ann.ex2

3 жыл бұрын

@@javinskinner2766 Thanks for explaining, I get it now. I think I was thinking too much haha 😅

"...And if you insult his mother, he will headbutt you in the chest." Is that a Zidane reference?

@mindyauron9137

5 жыл бұрын

Argumenter_Respecter oh yeah it was. They made several recent events references

@christianc.512

4 жыл бұрын

That was Materazzi's sister, not mother

@smilelikegengar

4 жыл бұрын

still a zidane reference with a headbutt to the chest.

@Currie01

2 жыл бұрын

Would being headbutted by a man with a helmet hurt more than if the man wore no helmet?

Am I honest when I say this: Clarkson does the "Some say..." better than Hammond?

@MrCarguy2

6 жыл бұрын

Some say that Clarkson can say some say better than Hammond

@HartyBiker

6 жыл бұрын

Alan Ray Locklear there's a reason that it was basically Clarkson's joke

@rorycarter6948

6 жыл бұрын

Alan Ray Locklear richard has better ones but clarkson says it better

@RmDIrSudoSu

5 жыл бұрын

@@rorycarter6948 Yes, the "and that I haven't done these for some time and that I've forgotten to make up a second thing." killed me.

@agentgingerman

5 жыл бұрын

It sounds like he's saying sensei

Some say that he can actually see John Cena, and that he recently finally overcame his fear of trees, only to immediately develop a fear of bark...

@agentnintendonate1thee2tan89

3 жыл бұрын

I love these introductions!

Some say he only uses his bidet to wash his goldfish; and that his tongue can unlock every door in the Vatican.

The smug smirk on Jeremy's face when he roasted Piers Morgan is incredible

@JetFalcon710

2 жыл бұрын

Timestamp?

@kingofrunescapepking

2 жыл бұрын

@@JetFalcon710 19:13

@JetFalcon710

2 жыл бұрын

@@kingofrunescapepking Nice, thank you

@markcf83

5 ай бұрын

That's beyond brutal.

Some say when he hears a 2010 audi R8 V10 at exactly 6456 rpm he grows 4 inches taller and that last year he emailed a picture of himself emailing a picture of himself holding a picture of himself to himself

@andrewmwesigwa1532

6 жыл бұрын

TheComedyne best comment ever

@AGH331

4 жыл бұрын

Too long.

@returnmyblender7950

4 жыл бұрын

The first sounds like a SCP

@lyonvensa

4 жыл бұрын

Some say that he thought Saturn is the name of a car company that had gone bankrupt. And he gets really offended when people, especially Richard Hammond, starts to claw their hands on tires. All we know is, he's called the Stig.

I was riding into work this morning behind a BMW. The license plate said “Some Say”. I had a great laugh.

@youdontneedtoknow6621

3 жыл бұрын

That’s one thing clarkson is going to tweet about

@jeremyfong5684

2 ай бұрын

​@youdontneedtoknow6621 "I went on the internet this week, and I found this"

Someone make fan art of what the stig looks like, based off what they say about him.

@kaylamitchell1982

6 жыл бұрын

SuperStar FTW there would be quite a few, as they contradict almost as much as a certain book.

@pokemaster123ism

5 жыл бұрын

He would look like some eldritch abomination

@Silverwing2112

5 жыл бұрын

Gods above and below, he'd be an indescribable horror based on all that...

@samarvora7185

4 жыл бұрын

A film with him doing all the stuff mentioned.

@badreedinedjellali1328

3 жыл бұрын

some say he's morgan freeman s cousin

19:39 so who else noticed the guy wearing a "Some Say" Stig shirt?!

@Zyntherion2202

5 жыл бұрын

"Some say, that he is still wearing the very same shirt to this very day" "And if you we're to tell him to change his clothes, he will take you to gambon and tell you to stand there, to watch a hot lap" "All we know is, he's called the Stig"

@jabo0210

4 жыл бұрын

So actually 19:43

@memematt5899

4 жыл бұрын

Ironic

@xkaylan1

4 жыл бұрын

There's a girl wearing a "I am the Stig" in one of them too

@aregmirzoyan869

3 жыл бұрын

Yes

My favourite one of these is at 5:01. I just can’t believe he actually went up to a random guy in the audience and did that.

@JetFalcon710

2 жыл бұрын

The poor guy looks so confused, and at the same time it looks like he's struggling to not laugh

@razona5139

Жыл бұрын

My favourite bit is May dying in the background

@ulysses777x

Жыл бұрын

Almost certainly a BBC employee. Being the only one in the audience wearing a poppy is a dead giveaway IMO

@mikulitsi1819

5 ай бұрын

😂😂😂😂

[1:19] Fun Fact: 88.4 FM is the frequency for BBC Radio 2 in Calder Valley, Campbeltown, Carmarthenshire, Colwyn Bay, Folkestone, Hebden Bridge, Isle of Man, Kenley, Peebles, Pontypridd, South Wales and West Yorkshire. It’s also the frequency for Gaydio in Manchester.

@kevinqi7992

2 ай бұрын

it’s a real conundrum which one is the stig’s channel 🤔🤔🤔

I'll give Hammond this: he did pull a few good Stig jokes, my personal favourite being "and if he went on Celebrity Love Island they'd all be pregnant, including the cameramen!" But Clarkson could really keep it rolling and then some!

@georgecollins2412

2 жыл бұрын

One thing that confuses me about that one though is that Richard Hammond left Top Gear in March 2015 and Love Island started in June 2015

@stuktbh5949

Жыл бұрын

@@georgecollins2412 the original show came out 2005, the current version is from 2015

Some say that my favourite “Some say quote” is “Some say that his first name really is ” at 3:18. XD

@JetFalcon710

2 жыл бұрын

I think my favorite introduction was at 0:14, because while it's silly, I wouldn't be surprised if it turned out to be real ;v;

Some say he though the G20 summit was an F1 Race... And he once sank a fishing boat in the Sahara.

@andrewmwesigwa1532

6 жыл бұрын

AbysmalGaming 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

I like how Clarkson does the same face at the end of each one.

@JetFalcon710

2 жыл бұрын

Yeah, lol, it's like the frowning version of ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Some say, his gills are so he can breath in motor oil... And, he once sold himself to a cat.

@leodelarosa6781

4 жыл бұрын

😂😂😂😂😂😂

@badreedinedjellali1328

3 жыл бұрын

some say that he breaths from he's halmte and some say if he removed the helmet he kould die

@jeremyfong5684

4 ай бұрын

All we know is, he's not the Stig, but he is the Stig's fish cousin

Wait, Star Wars _isnt_ a documentary?

@bmstylee

6 жыл бұрын

Keeper of Eurobeat no. Star Trek was. Star Wars was a dramatization.

13:56 Why I loved Top Gear: even Hammond can't stop laughing.

@giorgigarsevanidze6334

2 жыл бұрын

7:41 Similar reaction from Jeremy here

Some say that he thinks COVID-19 is some kind of nuclear weapon. And that he sends valentine cards to every woman and man who‘s appeared naked in Game of Thrones.

@youdontneedtoknow6621

3 жыл бұрын

So all the cast then I see

@noesunyoutuber7680

Жыл бұрын

All we know... is he's called The Stig.

Would love to see a compilation of Clarkson's facial expressions at the end of all these xD

Clarkson literally roasting everyone just through introducing the stig 🤣 lmaooo

Some say that is the most awkward studio audience member ever at 0:18

@Kyle_Hubbard

5 жыл бұрын

KrispyRC, some say that you're a count cuckular and that any comment melts you like a snowflake.

@leaderofcommunistchina1427

4 жыл бұрын

Some say only one comment can be added here each year...

@indigotheindieghost7214

3 жыл бұрын

Some say that if you still unironically use snowflake as an insult, you should be tried and hanged.

@whiteplumcat

3 ай бұрын

...and that he has a picture of his wallet, in his wallet

19:23 is the best one of all time

@JetFalcon710

2 жыл бұрын

Yeah, you can tell he was waiting to use that one for a really long time

@spartan8705

2 жыл бұрын

What is that a reference to? I can’t find anything about CNN car show cancelled because it’s all COVID stuff now

@JetFalcon710

2 жыл бұрын

@@spartan8705 It's a reference to Piers Morgan Live, it wasn't a car show

@fishbulb3926

Жыл бұрын

Sit tight, it might be about to happen again.

@thomashayhurst6547

Жыл бұрын

4:40 begs to differ

"Some say that he thinks the credit crunch is actually a breakfast cereal" "Some say that his droppings have been found as far North as York" LMAO 😂 😂

@JetFalcon710

2 жыл бұрын

I like how the second one implies that the Stig is a form of wildlife exclusive to Britain, but the Top Gear team somehow found and tamed him

Ducks: The stig: FINALLY, A WORTHY OPPONENT!

@niklimnat1061

4 жыл бұрын

also: The Stig: Ducks: FINALLY A WORTHY OPPONENT

Some say.....he is baffled by organisms.....and that as of today he has 10 pet cows.

@saleens7993

6 жыл бұрын

Leen Not So Green Saleen Machine eyyyy another Saleen fan

Some say that he can play chess with his eyes closed and that he is the only person to have ever broken a Nokia 3310.

If someone makes an illustration of the stig as they describe him, I would be happy

@liamking9255

6 жыл бұрын

Yes

@Kyle_Hubbard

5 жыл бұрын

I was sitting here thinking it would be cool if I could draw because there's so many creative ideas I have that you could draw of the stig from the some say gags. Like a potato on an alter where the potato has a glory effect around it and the stig face down to the floor in a praying position.

@aaronm1246

5 жыл бұрын

You want to see a man which is 47% horse, has women’s nipples as toes and a testicle as an eye

@Blood0cean

4 жыл бұрын

Thought the same..

@flaxringe

4 жыл бұрын

@@aaronm1246 with a digital face and testicles flipped the wrong way round

20 minutes hearing clarkson and Hammond say *”some say”* is definitely relaxing

Some say he still misses Jeremy Clarkson, And if he work for the BBC he wouldn't get sacked for punching a potato eating oaf.

0:08 he never blinks 0:29 he blinks

@DrewSavo

6 жыл бұрын

Well, neither have ever been proven so they are both plausible. Like Schrodinger's Cat

@zinedinezidane8398

6 жыл бұрын

Exactly, we don't know either so both possibilities are at a super positioned state. Both are true at the same time.

@nationalsocialistgermanwor8205

5 жыл бұрын

That's why... "Some say"

@lilithdecker6156

5 жыл бұрын

Plays x files theme song

@FattyLumpOfPoo

5 жыл бұрын

Illuminitus deletus

This is actually quite a good timeline of events from 2002 to 2015 😂

Jeremey: “ some say he sucks the moisture from ducks “ Richard: *thinking* “he does what?...”

12:54 "Some say that he spend all week daydreaming about what Rubens Barrichello would look like in a handslicer" :D

@sumairb9978

6 жыл бұрын

BuenoSeraPerkele isn't it "ham slicer"?

@JamaicanCastle

3 ай бұрын

@@sumairb9978 That depends on whether you paid attention to your workplace safety video or not.

Some say that he is actually the "some" who makes these quotes.

18:05 When Clarkson is telling the joke about Pirelli Condoms, if you watch carefully you see that the blokes are laughing at the joke before the women. You can probably work out a reason for this....

@KilosFoxo

4 жыл бұрын

yeah its most likely that more men watched the 2013 silverstone f1 race

I would love to see an artist's rendition of what the stig actually looks like under his suit based on their descriptions of him. It would be utterly horrifying.

@GageisGreat12

Жыл бұрын

Willing to bet it would be immediately confiscated and burned by the CIA for classified reasons

@rayvenkman2087

8 ай бұрын

Probably an eldritch horror who thankfully is just into driving cars.

@rambeastgamer6472

4 ай бұрын

Honestly I'd pay good money to see that

Stig is truly a beautiful and illusive creature Like bigfoot

@youdontneedtoknow6621

3 жыл бұрын

Or Donald trump

@I3ATTLE05

2 жыл бұрын

Or the Loch Ness monster

@michaelh13

2 жыл бұрын

Some say that Bigfoot goes out at night looking for The Stig

@RedJLP

2 жыл бұрын

Some say he’s the most illusive creature… in the world.

@badmaw7073

2 жыл бұрын

Like urkel

8:38 haha Richard is adorable xD

Some say he sent mark zurburg a friend request ,before facebook was created

Some say he holds the world record for most rice cookers impaled on a single stick, and that he stores a spare helmet in his left boot. All we know is he's called the stig!

16:31 is the best. Laughed so hard

"...and that his crash helmet is modeled after Britney Spears' head." 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

Some say that he has a self-destructive node to stop kidnappers from seeing his face, and that he thinks Mcdonalds is a Bank

Some say he invented salted popcorn, and that he thinks Pepsi Max is a person

2:14 The cameraman didn't see that coming

Some say that he punched the British Prime Minister in the throat and he thinks that putting brown sauce on fish and chips is considered Blasphemy

5:18 I love this one

Some say he puts a ruler under his pillow to measure how long he sleeps

Some say that he once drove a Zamboni from Winnipeg to a Tim Hortons in Saskatoon. And that after he was told seven times he still doesn’t get curling. All we know is he’s not the Stig... But he is the Stig’s Canadian cousin!

Some say his racing suit is made out of a Koenigsegg CCX's front bumper and his torso is made of the Lunch Tire eaten by a Koenigsegg CCX.

@youdontneedtoknow6621

3 жыл бұрын

Some say he is completely over the CCX crash and that he isn’t

Some say he hasn't been the same since 2016, and that at night he stares wistfully at a statue of three old men

Some say that when he played bowling 65 million years ago he missed the bowling pins which ended up killing all the dinosaurs. And that the answer to life is hidden in his helmet. All we know however is he's called the stig.

some say that 8:32 is the best of all.

@kendaldk5634

6 жыл бұрын

Speedline3601 meh

Some say there will never be a show as good as TOP GEAR

@Xlxxlegendz

4 жыл бұрын

They are correct

Some say that he stores all his shoes and cassette tapes on the motorway central reservation.

My favorites 😂🤣😂 7:18 8:18 10:27 12:40 14:08 14:21 15:55 16:30 17:30 20:05

@ad51603

4 жыл бұрын

Nah 2:06 is the best here

@keeganbrown8735

3 жыл бұрын

Tttttt

@braydenxwhelan1490

Жыл бұрын

3:28

Some say that underneath his helmet is a man with a remarkable talent for not laughing out loud, even during the funniest moments.

«Some say you could do endless jokes of the Stig and not one of them would be unfunny!»

11:14 gets me everytime :)

Some say... That he once wrote an unauthorized autobiography about him self.

Some say he once tore a goat in half. LMFAO

The Stig once punched a horse to the ground? The Stig is a Newcastle fan!

A recap of British news, 2005-15.

This is literally the way modern memes (Including Bottom Gear) are made. Just a very strange combination of random stuff.

I love it when may and hammond always try to walk away for the camera man so discretely.

Some say his favorite superhero is Hamtaro, and that he thinks Captain Tsubasa is a documentary. All we know is, he's not the Stig, but the Stig's weeaboo cousin!

Some say that he has an intense fear of radiators and that his favourite holiday destination is Rotherham

18:58 is the best

Wow the ending was beautiful.

Some say that his real name is Stigheim Stigmaister

Some say he built a bridge from London to the Falklands out of Johnny Dep's back hair. And that he walked it on his eyelashes in 20 minutes.

18:07 I was watching the F1 season that year so I saw when all those Pirelli tires were failing, even costing Lewis Hamilton an early lead at the British Grand Prix. This dig fucking had me in stitches.

Some say that his cat looks identical to James May, and that he lost his snowboard last week while holidaying in the Bahamas.

“Some say he never blinks” “Some say he blinks this way” I’m beginning to see a problem in this claims

@100ksubscribersandipostvid5

3 жыл бұрын

that is why some say

Some say that this thing should be a meme... But Stig doesn't want that to happen... cause he's to scared if his helmet become famous....

Lmao. I love how Jeremy does that smug face after every "some say." It's as if he is very impressed by the Stig.

5:02 I swear the first time I saw that one I laughed for 20 minutes straight. ‘Some say that to unlock him you have to run your finger down his face *turns to random audience member* like that *runs is finger across his face*

That was 1 of the best videos i've ever seen I laughed through the whole video..... great video

Some say he can understand cheese, aaand of you hold him in just the right angle, you can hear the ocean... all we know is he's called the stig!

I love it when you see James or Richards confused reaction to this nonsense Jeremy is spurting.

Some say that the stormtroopers are a tribute to him and that he can play a Dragonforce song with a Vauxhall Corsa. All we know is he's called the Stig.

my favourite is "Some say that in his wallet, he keeps a photograph... of his wallet.." lol

Some say that he once divided all numbers by zero And that he once ate a tree