*The old lady literally breaks apart* Everyone: *claps and cheers*

@Ma_Zhongying

3 жыл бұрын

Tonight on Bottom Gear: I kill my mother by attaching her spleen to a V8; Hammond catches fire in a dodgem; and James makes an IED in his Man Lab.

@shadowalk

3 жыл бұрын

That's British humour for you.

@nathant7437

3 жыл бұрын

It's a dark dark world we live in...

@graemeneale9311

3 жыл бұрын

I used to have an Aunt like that.

@VikasPoonia

3 жыл бұрын

Cruel Society

"Daddy, what happened to Grandma?" "Don't ask."

@MikeyMUnited

3 жыл бұрын

Also, don't go in the lounge until the team has finished with the pressure washers.

@Sandbar3D

3 жыл бұрын

Thats how Grandpa decided not to pursue his engineering career.

@FarmYardGaming

3 жыл бұрын

Let's not dwell on 'oo killed 'oo

@timidb

3 жыл бұрын

I'm not sure but I think I saw Jeremy clarkson leaving with a v8 engine on his trailer yesterday

@pauljordan4452

3 жыл бұрын

@@Sandbar3D What if Grandpa was a retired engineer?

"Let's not dwell on who killed who..." Nice way to slip in a Monty Python reference.

@alistairwalker2850

3 жыл бұрын

He uses that line a lot...

@LocalConArtist

3 жыл бұрын

@@alistairwalker2850 thanks for saying this for us

@hamadasalama9221

3 жыл бұрын

Duel* 🤓

@Phoenix8492

3 жыл бұрын

Which skit is that?

@fryloc359

3 жыл бұрын

@@Phoenix8492"Well I'll tell you..." "No, not like that! NOT LIKE THAT!"

Sometimes Jeremy's genius is almost frightening. Literally.

@Skellotronix

2 жыл бұрын

"Literally it's literally like literally lItErAlLy. LItErAlLy LItErAlLy LItErAlLy"

@zacharyc6549

2 жыл бұрын

@@Skellotronix Somebody’s had the urge to be abusive I see

@seyamrahman1002

2 жыл бұрын

@@Skellotronix you got tourettes or something?

@Vuzlaa

2 жыл бұрын

@@Skellotronix quéquéquéquéquéquéquéqué

@arandomsupra

2 жыл бұрын

@@Skellotronix They were using it correctly you moron

I love how Jeremy Clarkson thinks he has a solution for every single problem in the world by simply attaching a *6.2 litre V8* engine to it.

@LeeVai666

10 жыл бұрын

POOOOOWWWAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!

@trymetal95

10 жыл бұрын

tesla too quiet? attach V8! desk fan not fast enough? attach V8! bike not fast enough? attach V8! computer too slow? attach V8! unable to wake up in the morning? attach V8 to bed! V8 solves all the worlds problems!

@DriftxKingGTR

10 жыл бұрын

and Hammers, they fix everything!

@TheOpelkoenjas

10 жыл бұрын

Cham GTR Yep, don't forget his precious hammers!! He "fixes" everything with them. :D :D

@Mellow39

10 жыл бұрын

A V8 powered hammer.

"There is that, and the fact that the old lady has disintegrated." A rare sentence indeed.

@imafunnyguy4917

9 жыл бұрын

XD

@BcDyxaLKgoNdgU

9 жыл бұрын

oh dont give me technicalities!

@froll1999

8 жыл бұрын

+evilegg288 'tis but a scratch!

@Bammer2001

6 жыл бұрын

"Her head's come off."

@Rltvader1

6 жыл бұрын

I use it all the time

James May: "Does that mean she's not coming on then?" Richard Hammond: -_-

@viditjain2653

2 жыл бұрын

no James, the old lady was disintegrated by Jeremy's V8 rocking chair, and is now dead.

@kurtlagon2023

2 жыл бұрын

Well james, thus this old lady dead? its a NO!...

@GokulOnFire

2 жыл бұрын

Nit sure about whether she can come on but she came apart tho!

I just realized how old these legends are getting.

@Awfulfeature

2 жыл бұрын

If the Queen of England has taught us anything they’re immortal.

@andershj6524

2 жыл бұрын

@@Awfulfeature must be something about the tea and scones.

@leocervidae

2 жыл бұрын

@@andershj6524 the fountain of youth is located next to the freezer aisle in all good Tescos

@MasterArchfiend

2 жыл бұрын

We should get together and buy them motorized rocking chairs.

@zaneort

Жыл бұрын

@@Awfulfeature yes

A fleshlight attached to a v8 engine.

@gundamfan2020

7 жыл бұрын

Ryan H you would need some serious high viscosity oil would you go 30 weight or 40 weight ha ha

@natterdag4949

7 жыл бұрын

Worth it.

@WhoWantsToKnow69

7 жыл бұрын

SHUT UP AND TAKE MY MONEY

@17shots74

7 жыл бұрын

Ryan H fastest nut buster

@goingnowherefast1834

6 жыл бұрын

how about a paxman valenta?

Did Jeremy Clarkson seriously just LS swap a rocking chair?

@kroneyt1493

4 жыл бұрын

Yeah, what a loser. A real man EJ swaps a canadian glider.

@GroundGinger13

4 жыл бұрын

sadly yes

@cckiller0053

4 жыл бұрын

KroneYT No no no, you have to go with the B16A

@TakeMeOffYourMailingList

4 жыл бұрын

On a long enough timeline...

@RockyFoxxowo

4 жыл бұрын

@@cckiller0053 no, its better with an m96, watch out for ims

1:21 “Revving my wife tonight!”

@ankitsaxena5298

3 жыл бұрын

😂😂😂

@mehulsrivastava6934

3 жыл бұрын

Where is it?

@aBhi-oz4hu

3 жыл бұрын

I want proof. A video

@htf5555

3 жыл бұрын

wtf is apu licking there

@captainbongwater7790

3 жыл бұрын

@@htf5555 the microphone. I’m going to switch it to the pic where he’s just smiling at the camera in a tuxedo, thank you for bringing this to my attention.

1:22 Netflix: Are you still watching Someones daughter:

@bias0437

3 жыл бұрын

Falls apart? Nice

@Bobby-lh2sx

3 жыл бұрын

* Someone Granny

@daviscarl3766

3 жыл бұрын

Top gear's in the wrong industry mate

@Davidvanzutphen

2 жыл бұрын

Haha so relatable, did this last week to someone's daughter XD! the cleaning and removing the remains of her body were a disaster though!

How to solve lifes problems: buy a 6.2 litre v8

@simon_96

6 жыл бұрын

that saves the economy as well brilliant

@SebTsch

6 жыл бұрын

Also, don't forget about WD-40!

@limeddasch382

6 жыл бұрын

And get a collection of hammers while on the run.

@TheModernSnipez

6 жыл бұрын

I love mine

@lastiletto9082

6 жыл бұрын

Here’s an idea, use the V8 to blend yourself. The world needs less humans anyways. You could help.

Interesting. Is there also a top of the line V12 version?

@James-hy6oj

8 жыл бұрын

there will be next year

@tominatorxx

8 жыл бұрын

I'll wait until next year then. I'm afraid this version doesn't have enough power (as Jeremy would say).

@MrDalek2150

8 жыл бұрын

+tominatorxx even better is there a top of the line Spitfire Merlin powered version.

@tominatorxx

8 жыл бұрын

MrDalek2150 Perfect!

@maxmustermann-ie6ic

7 жыл бұрын

MrDalek2150 I'd rather have a Napier Deltic powered one

Sometimes jeremy delivers a line so well its hard to tell if hes joking lmao

They took the phrase "Ls swap everything" too literally

What about a V8 printer

@adanlopez5251

8 жыл бұрын

Ha ha

@adanlopez5251

8 жыл бұрын

v8 bicycle

@TheTiger719

8 жыл бұрын

pretty sure that's called a "motorcycle".

@adanlopez5251

8 жыл бұрын

Commander Turtle true but a motorcycle does not have a v8

@rockacraig5653

8 жыл бұрын

I tried that and it blew up my desk along with half the room. It didn't even print

"Her spine came out the top of her head.." Crowd: *AHAHHAHAHHWHAHAHHAHAHAHA*

The stare right into the camera at "and that's hard when you've got arthritis" made me laugh.

Ah yes, the hammer, shotgun and 6.2 litre V8 engine, the trifecta of fixing your problems

She's in a better place... she has to endure Adrian Chiles no longer.

@caitthenerd7470

8 жыл бұрын

+Benjamin Muschamp Until he dies, that is...

@RacingAtHome

7 жыл бұрын

Don't worry. He'll go to a special Adrian Chiles section of the afterlife. Reincarnated as a tree.

@caitthenerd7470

7 жыл бұрын

JakeTV Nice!

@timfrolov7891

5 жыл бұрын

Yay I'm like n°666 X)

@kalebbruwer

4 жыл бұрын

Looks to me like she is in multiple places

I would love to see a massive ceiling fan powered by a V8 engine

@dbclass4075

2 жыл бұрын

It needs a long shaft, or else the fan will blow the heat of the engine to the user.

@5476Himself

2 жыл бұрын

Now it's a V8 heater.

@flyingfloorboard4097

2 жыл бұрын

Sounds like a plane

@El.Gatito.

Жыл бұрын

@@dbclass4075 improvised heater

@xlmxlmxl

Жыл бұрын

@@flyingfloorboard4097 sounds like a helicopter

Tune in next week where we'll be marketing this to cam-girls. . .

There was once a man named "Don Yenko", whose solution to all problems was always an aluminum V8.... i feel like Jeremy may have been his protégé

I bet if the chair was stronger it would work perfectly

@volkswagengolf6125

8 жыл бұрын

+Adromedox you're just saying that cos u work there

@volkswagengolf6125

8 жыл бұрын

Only messing JESUS

@matthewching500

3 жыл бұрын

It's a v8....

@ToiletGrenade

3 жыл бұрын

@@matthewching500 A steel chair would like a word with you

@catandfishfc

2 жыл бұрын

A chair made of pure carbon fibre is unbreakable

Deep thought: what is the answer to life, the universe, and everything? Jeremy Clarkson: a 6.2 litre V8 engine.

Saw a comment saying "if the chair was stronger- it would have worked" It wasn't the chair, lady's leg fell off the first second hahah

“Let’s now dwell on who killed who” exactly jeremy! This is supposed to be a….happy occasion!

The old lady's face at 1:22 "Oh... My leg fell off again."

@kiwicami287

10 жыл бұрын

Oh god, you killed me right there xD

@nrggvrn5576

5 жыл бұрын

*I am currently replying to a 4 year old comment*

@schwi7021

5 жыл бұрын

@@nrggvrn5576 And I'm currently replying to a 4 year old comment and a 4 day old comment.

@alvabey1264

4 жыл бұрын

Roman Razo I am currently replying to a comment from 5 years ago

@Mayrik92

4 жыл бұрын

And i am currently rep.... nah i'll skip..

The v8 chair coming to stores near you!

@compositeguy4696

9 жыл бұрын

Oh hell No

@chaytonruijsenaars3971

8 жыл бұрын

+BornOn December 27th oh boy! id better break my piggy bank open! XD

@insertnamehere5660

8 жыл бұрын

+Composite guy Oh hell yeah !

@insertnamehere5660

8 жыл бұрын

Composite guy lol

@compositeguy4696

8 жыл бұрын

lol= L=lol O=Ol L=L

"I wish there was a way to know your in the good old days before you actually left them."

"Sometimes my geniusity, it's almost frightening." Nope, his geniusity is always frightening.

When you realise this was 10 years ago 😮😮

@thelegendgamer33

4 жыл бұрын

11, king

@leebuco8877

4 жыл бұрын

3650 days

@MikeyMUnited

3 жыл бұрын

Scary.

@SurprisinglyDeep

3 жыл бұрын

One day all the men and ladies watching this will become old men and ladies

@ZR-rg9re

3 жыл бұрын

Eleven

But the way woman falls apart is hilarious.

@robertjebediahfreeman

2 жыл бұрын

That the 460 ft pounds of torque

Love how in the beginning you hear laughter but nobody is even smiling, crazy what those Brits can do!

And 10 years later this is still great fun. Thanks KZread algorithm

need to use this for a dish washer.. or a washing machine... washing machine would be best... washing clothes at 192mph... screw spin dry, it'll be spinning obliteration.

@redfive2008

9 жыл бұрын

So that's where all my missing socks went!

@EUKBIKER

9 жыл бұрын

all mine mysteriously end up at my brothers house... no idea why, one of those mysterious things which my brother comes around and says "I need to borrow a sock, just the one". next thing you know, poof, vanished.. real mystery is that one.

@BcDyxaLKgoNdgU

9 жыл бұрын

***** I dont think you´ll want the sock back when he's done his business with it. He does you a favor by not returning the used sock.

@pooop592

9 жыл бұрын

***** might want to ask your wife about that

@EUKBIKER

9 жыл бұрын

King Tubby dont have a wife... im 24 and FREEEEEE... in the great words of someone from Scotland which was exaggerated in the movie brave heart... FREEEEEEDOOOM!!!! besides which i dont want a wife just yet... modern day ladies only want money all the time... so im perfectly fine where i am at the moment lol

I love his monty python reference “lets not worry about whooo killed whooo...”

This had me on the floor for 10 minutes when it first aired. It still does now.

I was almost expecting a interaction somewhat like this: Hammond: How about we use a dummy this time Jeremy: right you are hop in then Hammond

What about V8 Powered Peel P50. I can only imagine as Jeremy Clarkson does 1 wheeled uncontrollable wheelies and then proceeds to flip and slide into a wall door first.

@dannywhite132

7 жыл бұрын

the engine would be bigger than the car

@justask1962

7 жыл бұрын

MrDalek2150 a v8 powered robin reliant :-)

@meemdoggoriginallongdrink

7 жыл бұрын

MrDalek2150 Peel P50 drag car 👍

@BiloLCFC

7 жыл бұрын

POWAAAAAH

@ringoferrer2343

5 жыл бұрын

Not v8 use w32

6.2 Liter V8 Engine: *starts* Everyone: *[Everyone liked that]*

R.I.P best years of top gear

LMAO. Hilarious. The song "I fall to pieces" came to mind!

Looks very easy to get in and out of, you know.

@wilsonlee5126

8 жыл бұрын

😂😂😂😂

@SaidHead2

7 жыл бұрын

And it is lovely to find a nice high seat.

@Tuneman1984

7 жыл бұрын

I was waiting for this comment :D

@gabrielwhite3890

5 жыл бұрын

yeah the grandma hot

Old lady: *dies* Clarkson: that went well

Absolutely the original top gear at its best the irreverent humour of Clarkson may and Richard Hammond aka the 🐹 was absolutely brilliant 😆

"I think we'll use a dummy." Clarkson's right there, Hamster.

Nobody: The old lady: I’ve fallen and I can’t get up

@andrewcostel4821

3 жыл бұрын

^ I’ve fallen apart and I can’t get up

ooo killed ooo

We all know now 'his genius frightens himself '😂

Chair falls apart, old lady dies. Crowd cheers, lol.

@Police_Supporter

2 жыл бұрын

Lol

i got a briliant idea right now!! A v8 powered BDSM machine

@mortimerrush

8 жыл бұрын

Goodness XD

@mark-1rc502

8 жыл бұрын

God knows what goes on in your basement .

@rbokhoree

8 жыл бұрын

Sasha Grey's gonna like that. She might even return to the industry.

@RacingAtHome

7 жыл бұрын

And found this video that way.

@simonnyman9031

7 жыл бұрын

Calm down, Satan, lol

Next we need a v8 powered baby cradle. "Gently" rocks the baby to sleep Forever

@joshbacon8241

3 жыл бұрын

What about a V8 powered funfair, where the rides are powered by V8 engines? There could be a V8 waltzer, a V8 big wheel, a V8 roundabout and even a V8 Twister ride!

@robertjebediahfreeman

2 жыл бұрын

Lol

@brianhebert6152

21 күн бұрын

​@@joshbacon8241 Include a V8 roller coaster and call it the "Stairway to Heaven"

the ultimate back-breaking experience you don't want to miss :

Thank you for 11 years of laughs

How about a V8 wheelchair? Now with your choice of Honda or Chevrolet engine! *Top Gear Co. is not responsible for any dismemberment or wheelchair disintegration

@RacingAtHome

7 жыл бұрын

Or get the 1.6L V6 Hybrid by Honda.

@keeperofeurobeat8421

7 жыл бұрын

VTEC rocking chair, yo!

@talkinglukashenko4303

5 жыл бұрын

Wheelchair kicked in yooo

@acerusea5156

5 жыл бұрын

I can imagine a wheelchair being powered by a B16B

@retroboomin939

4 жыл бұрын

Ohhh not bad I would get one

1950: We will have flying cars in the future 2009: 6.2 V8 rocking chair

@71sc502

4 жыл бұрын

Its not a hemi

@J0riS

4 жыл бұрын

@@71sc502 Fixed. But I thought it was

A great birthday present for my grandma.

Best show to ever be made. Period.

Jeremy has a sore throat? maybe the brick smoothie :p

@redfive2008

9 жыл бұрын

I think this was the ep where Jezza had to use that synthetic saliva.

@jtb1990419

9 жыл бұрын

I think Richard was sick as well. His voice is more nasally than usual.

These guys(Jeremy, Richard and James) know how to present a show in the most entertaining way!

Can we just admire how good V8 engines sound?

Bro she absolutely loved.

POV: you're wondering why you are getting recommended this video 10 years after it was made

@drdoomgoat38

3 жыл бұрын

Yup

@boneyween

3 жыл бұрын

POV: you're wondering why these dumb comments are everywhere

@j.b.6871

3 жыл бұрын

POV: you're wondering what that notification was, but you're disappointed to find out that it's just another stupid POV comment

thumbs up for v16 rocking chair

@chum_bucket98

10 жыл бұрын

No such thing as a 'V16'

@chum_bucket98

10 жыл бұрын

Really? Wow I guess I was wrong...

@Yeoldyperson

10 жыл бұрын

atb102798 There's also a tractor with it.

@quacktac

10 жыл бұрын

Why, are you going to make one?

@abanoubtawdrous5626

10 жыл бұрын

Quacktics are Go i'm not lol

yet another example of why top gear is peak television

Imagine there's a grandma gathering on the neighborhood and she flexing like "i have a rocking that goes vroom vroom faster than your car"

" help! I've fallen and I cant get up! "

@NEBKiNG

10 жыл бұрын

0118-999-88199-9119-7253

@roccotarli762

3 жыл бұрын

L,ao

@brysonkuhn3290

3 жыл бұрын

Underrated

@raymonds7492

3 жыл бұрын

On star has life alert now?

A problem: *exists* Jeremy Clarkson: just slap on a V8 to it

Doesn’t this remind you of Tim Allen’s home improvement. When they put the motor on the rocking chair I knew it would be hilarious

This is a certified classic.

Screw the electric chair this is the new Capitol Punishment 😂😂

Thanks KZread for recommending this during quarantine see you guys in the next 10 years.

And the grandma went off effortlessly lol

There is that... and the fact that the old lady has disintegrated... LOL

Awe, I thought the old lady was James in the thumbnail

@XrGrimreap3rX

10 жыл бұрын

that makes sense seeing as some of the clothes he wears look like they belong to an old lady :)

LOLOL Those girls were loving the rocking/vibrating chair ;)

In true Top Gear style! These guys are the best!

What a show it was with these 3 guys.

I love how Clarkson did the "who killed who" exactly like the king in Monty Python and the Holy Grail

This was hilarious. I wish I could go back when I was so excited to watch top gear.

Nothing can beat this show

In all this humour and excitement of watching these legends of old is also a lesson that a V8 is far too powerful to use in the home

promocode: revving my wife tonigt

@alfiesolomons1179

3 жыл бұрын

Tudayh ohn bo'om gheare

@c4productions5959

3 жыл бұрын

I drive a silent electric car Hammond uses a fucking toilet And James commits arson

@Chick2106

3 жыл бұрын

Hammund ya bloodeh idiot

@bias0437

3 жыл бұрын

. . HAMMOCK T̷̨̨̢̨̧͕̞̳̬̗̜̣̺͓̜̲͇̝̝̞͍͔̠͙̥͚͙̰̗̖̞̼̹̯̣̥̱̝̟̣̥͓̥̻͕͕̼̠̺̬͚͕͔̯̻͉̲̝͕̥̣̗̫͈̭̠͖͙̜̙̆͒̀̇̀̆͆̈́̃̿̽͐̈̽̏̑̌̀̑̇̄̇̔̉̾̕͜͠͠͝ͅͅͅͅȩ̴̢̢̨̡̢̡̢̡̡̢̧̙̲̬̗͈̹̫̹͉̤̫̲̞͇̩͉̥̗̲͈͇̻̦̟͖͕̫̠̞̦̼̱͍̥̠̼̟͉͍̬͕͚̞͔̪̰̲̭̬̞̝̟͈̦͓͉̝̗͓͈͕̳̤̝͔̥̗̮̯̲̹͍̥̲̣̬̥̗͇̯̣͚̫̰̭̭͔̮̗̩̙̺̱̭͇̠̩͖̗̰̺̱͖̩̥̈́̏̀̄̈́̒̿̑̉̈̀̉͆͋̌̊͊̋̔̓͐̈̉̊͌̈́͊́̏̀̓̑́́͛̉̓̂̀͋̿̉̑̅̃̾̎̍̓̉̈́̐͋͊͐̌̐̈́̔̍̌͆̈̌̒̉̂̓̍́̀̋͌̎̃́̾͋͌̂́̚̚͘̕̚̚̚̚̚̕͠͠͠ą̵̨̨̧̢̯̦̺̻̟̹̭̱̹͙̹̜̼̬͎̞̗̳̥͎̘̦̦͙͕̫͉̥͓̘̬̪̳̗̫̫͕͇̘͚̺̮̟̻͎͕͙̞̩̥̼͍͇̘͎̯̫͕͙͖̫͉͔̯͔̺̭̹͎̥͖̯̺̼̻̗͕͖̳̞̣͎̠̩̺̺̗̮̲̳̞̰̣̥̑̍̋̀̓͛̋̐̿̽̆̓̔̀̈́͌̇̋̃́͌̇̑̔̏͒̈͑͑̈́́͋͆͗̊̈̎̾̄͆̓́̍̂͒̿̾̒͋̽͜͜͜͜͠͝͝͝ͅͅ . .

I was rolling around at home on my office chair and came to an even better idea. I think you where where this is going. What if we put a v8 engine on the bottom? You could roll from the kitchen to your bathroom in a matter of seconds!

Alternate title: how to get your inheritance early

Instructions unclear, generated an unlimited energy source.

Tonight on bottom gear I make a new Albanian tourture device james defends me from the FBI and Hammond becomes SUCC

I loved Jeremy, Richard and James on top gear. So sad when the whole thing went down and the hosts were no longer part of the show.

“i hereby sentence you to the rocking chair wiggler!”

Jeremy Clarkson: I see this as a total win!

The V8 powered stair lift sounds like fun!....Lethal, but fun! :-D Somebody needs to make it happen!

@silicon212

2 жыл бұрын

You ever watch the movie "Gremlins"?

love the LS3, such a great engine, desparately want one in a '68 C10.

How much rocking do you want? Top gear: YES

Grandma seemed to enjoy that for a second

They should definitely do a V8 invention every series/year.

Here is the reason why the design and reliability of the frame and the chassis is so important.

That laugh track is the funniest part.

This is the only tv show I know that makes its audience stand