Jeremy, a British man, discovering the benefits of slavery has got to be one of the funniest bits of television ever aired.

@pretentiousarrogance3614

2 жыл бұрын

It's child labour which is even better

@keshavleitan7800

2 жыл бұрын

Ikr lol

@isaacdepaula2103

2 жыл бұрын

It's just a man in there

@BackffBtch

2 жыл бұрын

@@tonester09 anything about them?

@stanstrum

2 жыл бұрын

@@BackffBtch pay no mind, it’s the average white supremacy spiel but with the usual cowardice leading to them talking about it in the most roundabout ways

“I am providing employment for newcomers to our country” “O H G O D”

@slurpii4669

3 жыл бұрын

What a humble man

@kafkaesk3449

2 жыл бұрын

Outsourcing AI roles to immigrants. Nice

@RyanWillis227

2 жыл бұрын

@@kafkaesk3449 what, the jobs we weren't doing to begin with? Immigrants stimulate an economy.

@boycottjews

2 жыл бұрын

England is full. nonWhites be gone.

@z8eee

2 жыл бұрын

@@RyanWillis227 People that place the economy over the wellbeing of their country's citizens are a red flag.

"There's Jeremy Clarkson, and then there's everyone else." -- Albert Einstein

@mikereach4206

2 жыл бұрын

May i share this quote with the rest of the world?

@josephfelkins4573

2 жыл бұрын

Yes.

@mhplayer

2 жыл бұрын

"I respect Jeremy" ~Sun tzu probly

@Potatoman_-fx3gs

2 жыл бұрын

Speed and power

@silversurfer5026

2 жыл бұрын

lmao top comment although Tesla was the man according to Albert.

His solution of hiring an eastern European man to do stuff for you instead of robots is genius.

@8thlvlMage

2 жыл бұрын

Robot is the Russian word for servant or worker, so it's only fitting.

@finh8895

2 жыл бұрын

@@8thlvlMage it's from 'Robotnik' meaning slave, and they're not slaves, they're very happy.

@finh8895

2 жыл бұрын

@Space VatnikCongratulations, you missed the reference. I was making a reference to 'The World's End' movie, but you thought i genuinely believed this slavery was consenusal. Give yourself a pat on the back.

@lewisirwin5363

2 жыл бұрын

@@8thlvlMage When I first heard of the term Slav (I read it at school in Tintin, of all things) I thought they were a Russian tribe who went everywhere in chains. Go figure.

@Voron_Aggrav

2 жыл бұрын

He's British After all :P

"He's never met my brother, how does he know he's an idiot?!" Luck

@andregon4366

2 жыл бұрын

It runs in the family.

@thelittletug9321

2 жыл бұрын

He doesn't have a brother

@pascalwachsmann6685

2 жыл бұрын

@@thelittletug9321 Actually he does. James May has two sisters and one brother.

@TheRealJ33BUS

2 жыл бұрын

That’s when Tears ran down my face

@kavinsp

2 жыл бұрын

Because clarkson is a genius

Mommy: "Go play with the neighbors kid" The neighbors kid: 0:01

@suuryasuprapto9472

3 жыл бұрын

I would play with him

@notexactlydoomslayer3611

3 жыл бұрын

@@suuryasuprapto9472 Same

@mrmiyagi0114

3 жыл бұрын

@@notexactlydoomslayer3611 same

@nielk.

3 жыл бұрын

@@mrmiyagi0114 same

@parthnagpal6851

3 жыл бұрын

@@nielk. same

Everytime Jeremy is on screen is him being a genius

@azaboy2

3 жыл бұрын

I want to like this but its on 69 likes so

@moritz9529

3 жыл бұрын

@@azaboy2 nah it got ruined already

@maxhager4187

3 жыл бұрын

Hah Simp

@themaestro3034

2 жыл бұрын

He is the perfect idol for all the uneducated ignoramuses out there who are convinced that they know everything. He’s a jackass, as are all his devotees.

@jonnnyren6245

2 жыл бұрын

@@themaestro3034 imagine the situation is like this. You hate someone so badly on KZread. You go to a video featuring that person you hate, and comment hate on it. I mean, where's the logic in that? Isn't that just wasting your time? If you hate the person, don't watch it then right? It's as simple, and incontestable, as that. But then again, I'm a normal functioning human being who doesn't waste time commenting hate on a video I hate and I keep my hatred to myself and just silently rant about it rather than broadcast it as if the whole world will notice. Oh and don't hit me with IT'S FREE SPEECH I CAN EXPRESS MY OPINIONS ALL I WANT. KEEP YOUR HATRED AND NEGATIVE COMMENTS TO YOURSELF YOU FRUSTRATED INCORRIGIBLE WEAPONS GRADE CLOTHEAD...

Jeremy: Sometimes my genius is almost frightening

@Peoples_Republic_of_Devonshire

3 жыл бұрын

I have that on a Tshirt

@Outlawgalaxy

3 жыл бұрын

Sometimes my genius it generates gravity

@purplecoffinman8510

3 жыл бұрын

sometimes I stagger even myself with my genius.

@K_ingh16

3 жыл бұрын

@@Outlawgalaxy this is my favourite one

@notexactlydoomslayer3611

3 жыл бұрын

*Sometimes If You Listen Carefully You Can hear my Genius*

2:00 I like how he drilled the holes next to each others like Hammond could actually turn his head like that instead of drilling one above the other

@aidanmaccuish2266

2 жыл бұрын

That’s always bugged me

@Nicmadis

2 жыл бұрын

You simply do not understand his genius. To be fair, neither do I.

@GrumpyGremlin.

2 жыл бұрын

@@Nicmadis Well yeah now that you put it like that, his genius might be sometimes frightening even for himself.

@Mr-Trox

2 жыл бұрын

I mean, Hammond is so short that he could lay down lengthwise in the trunk of an Audi TT.

@240hzGaming

2 жыл бұрын

but then you also see its a monitor of some kind

His idea of hiring a Bulgarian man to be a robot is just a fraction of Clarkson's genius

@__lasevix_

2 жыл бұрын

no no, the bulgarian man is the voice recognition, the robotics are clearly handled by the romanian man

@KevinKickChannel

2 жыл бұрын

Yup, Gabriel is a Romanian name too

@slendydie1267

2 жыл бұрын

​@@KevinKickChannel We have Gabriel too but its Gavrail not Gabriel.

@KevinKickChannel

2 жыл бұрын

@@slendydie1267 maybe the mixup comes from the cyrillic в and latin B

@sahara4229

Жыл бұрын

@@KevinKickChannel its also a french name

"He's sitting on a Thai woman now". The usual Clarkson then, nothing new.

@RexWort

2 жыл бұрын

Yeah That *Thai* woman comes with a special "package"

@ev92

2 жыл бұрын

@@bird_up ideal it's like getting a 4 in 1 from the Chinese a bit of everything haha

@batesbox2604

2 жыл бұрын

Probably not the worst thing she's been hired for

@Wan_DerFull

2 жыл бұрын

Theres a little slope in the back seat. Straight seats arent that comfortable

@gxkdykxiyx1985

Жыл бұрын

@@Wan_DerFull heheheheheh

My grandmother just found out about Jeremy Clarkson last year and she thought he was the funniest man on earth, im sitting here wondering how she hasn't heard of him sooner, but also proud of that my grandmother has good taste in comedy.

@JetFalcon710

2 жыл бұрын

Hecc yeah. I myself also like James May; he may pretend to be the most boring person alive when on Top Gear, but he cracks some truly incredible jokes, and when he's literally anywhere else, he's an absolutely amazing guy. Hell, James once beat Gordon Ramsay in a cookoff while drunk

@sherifmourad79

2 жыл бұрын

@@JetFalcon710 he's the wittiest

@Lunam_D._Roger

3 ай бұрын

​@@JetFalcon710Yeah, bro walks into Ramsay's restaurant, effortlessly beats the food challenge of eating gross foods Ramsay had prepared that most guests have failed, starts a cookoff, walks into Ramsay's kitchen, drinks his wine, cooks like he doesn't have a care in the world he's that relaxed, and then in the blind tasting and judging wins the cookoff, leaves, and refuses to elaborate. Fucking CHAD

@QUARTERMASTEREMI6

3 ай бұрын

Tell your grandma she has excellent tastes! 😁

You are speechless because all of your words have been sucked out, by the magnetism of my genius

@waylon9764

3 жыл бұрын

I swear one of the best personalities ever

@tmb8807

3 жыл бұрын

muh* genius

“Gentlemen... I can see what happened you’re speechless, because all the words in your head have been sucked out by the magnetism of my genius” - Jeremy Clarkson

@amitanshthakur5261

Жыл бұрын

"If you listen very carefully, you can hear my genius"

@luthfeeghazale6206

5 ай бұрын

​@@amitanshthakur5261 "Sometimes my genius..., it's almost frightening

@victorm3563

5 ай бұрын

Which épisode ?

@vpersiegooner10comps

5 ай бұрын

S1 E4 - Enviro-mental@@victorm3563

he really is the smartest man... in the world

@UK-qe2lq

3 жыл бұрын

He really is.

@nf_prod7522

3 жыл бұрын

i was able to hear him say that

@Account1746

3 жыл бұрын

Pause

@variouspeople6196

2 жыл бұрын

His genius created the world

@Jimmy-ng4wy

2 жыл бұрын

we all read it in his voice

2:24 this was the best timed thing ever. Jeremy said "call bell-end" and my phone actually started ringing.

@ibrahimmardini7784

Ай бұрын

Dang, you just got roasted

This isn’t NEARLY long enough to fully encompass the true scale of Clarksons immense genius

@andrewiwm9980

4 ай бұрын

His genius precedes him

@markcf83

28 күн бұрын

I have to agree.

Lol he sat on a frickin woman 😂

@andrewhailstorm4081

3 жыл бұрын

No, he sat on a Thai woman

@Giuseppe326

3 жыл бұрын

Thai women are as strong as men.

@solus2074

3 жыл бұрын

@@andrewhailstorm4081 soooo, a man?

@Urkki24

2 жыл бұрын

It's not just a women. She is a Thai woman

2 жыл бұрын

Thai women ARE men lol

I love how May wasn't mad at Jeremy for calling his brother an idiot, he was mad that he knew his brother is an idiot, even though he never met him.

"shoo, shoo in welsh" why does that have me rolling on the carpet 😂😂😂😂😂

We need a Richard: “O H G O D” compilation.

@gamingcrew7123

2 жыл бұрын

yes

@alialiyev6168

2 жыл бұрын

Ýéś

@Nan0_07

2 жыл бұрын

There is one, kzread.info/dash/bejne/loWrltlyh8q-k7Q.html

@hardcore4090

Жыл бұрын

Oh yeees

@markcf83

Жыл бұрын

Yesssssssss.......

When Jeremy commits Slavery its OK but wen I do it I go to jail

@DirectorBird

3 жыл бұрын

It's ok when Jeremy does anything. He's committed genocide about 62 times now.

@Sam-kq7bc

3 жыл бұрын

that’s because jeremy can do what he wants

@eatinsomtin9984

3 жыл бұрын

That's because hes a genius.

@theninethrees8044

3 жыл бұрын

It’s also because he drives a JAAAAAAAAAG. You pretty much get away with anything

@frozen_water

3 жыл бұрын

@@theninethrees8044 Of course!

Clarkson: "Sometimes my genuis is almost ... frightening." Also Clarkson: "This ... is not just a man. This is a *romanian* man!"

"Something cheap like A ant."

@KJ.420

3 жыл бұрын

What ant?

@wahyudyatmika5119

3 жыл бұрын

@@KJ.420 that ant

@f.b.i7690

3 жыл бұрын

​@@wahyudyatmika5119 got me dying lmao

@jonnnyren6245

2 жыл бұрын

Don't forget A IGYUUWANA with a silver necklace.

@WhatComesAroundTM

2 жыл бұрын

@@jonnnyren6245 Oh and a labradog

"Your brother is an idiot and your stupid car is ready" that made me laugh more than it should have xD

Jeremy single-handedly resolving the problem of unemployment.What a genius!

4:52 “start you vicious bastard” - John Cleese fawlty towers

Sometimes his genius is almost frightening

@JetFalcon710

2 жыл бұрын

Sometimes it is truly frightening

"Fitting the children with harnesses" killed me. love it

"The scope of my engineering genius literally knows no bounds" - Jeremy Clarkson

These guys have a great sense of humor. My mom won’t own another smart phone because after a few months of using it the speech to text said some “bad things” a few times to work colleagues 😂

@literallyanangrymoose7717

2 жыл бұрын

So... your mother is incapable of correctly operating a smartphone?

How can you not love this man? Jeremy Clarkson, James May and Richard Hammond deserve a Nobel. They’ve brought gear heads across the world together for the last two and a half decades.

‘Shoo in Welsh’

@ryanmann1416

3 жыл бұрын

“I’m warning you....”

Jeremy Clarkson invented slave labor and child slave labor He is truly... a man of the future

James May: "he's never met my brother, how does he know he's an idiot!" DEAD

"Sometimes my genius is well it's almost frightening." - Jeremy Clarkson

Words cannot explain how much I love this man. I wish they'd do another India special, I was too young to witness the last one.

@xnotasweatx

2 жыл бұрын

Just watch it again?

@summushieremiasclarkson4700

2 жыл бұрын

@@xnotasweatx it also wasn't very good.

@xnotasweatx

2 жыл бұрын

@@summushieremiasclarkson4700 ah

@melkorlapich802

2 жыл бұрын

@@summushieremiasclarkson4700 think he’s banned

@markcf83

2 ай бұрын

It's on the BBC iPlayer.

*Jereme Clarkson being a genius!!* 0:01 _Monke noises_

Jeremy is that one uncle you have that your parents don’t like but he’s got all the good jokesz

“Your brother is idiot and your stupid car is ready” maan im deaad😂😂

42 people’s thumbs clicked dislike because they were shaking out of fear for Jeremy’s magnificent genius.

Clarkson's genius is so immense that the Nobel Prizes aren't prestigious enough awards to honour him.

He is just the funniest man alive

"My brother is idiot? ... How does he know he's an idiot?"

"You can get something expensive like an iguana, or you could get something cheap like a ant" I love it when Jeremy uses a instead of an because it's funny

He is a quantum computer with legs and arms. Truly genius.

Jeremy has not been a genius for 9 minutes... Been a Genius since day 1.

“JAMES?! JAMES, he’s sitting on a Thai woman now” 😂😂😂

Straight in my playlist😂😂love Jeremy

richard: Jameess.. James: whaa?! Richard: James...he's sitting on a thai woman now... my lungs collapsed hahaha

Remember when Jeremy Clarkson turned up to our PE lesson

His genius...is almost frightening

Now I understand why Jeremy said: sometimes my genius it's almost frightening

His genius creates hole in space-time fabric.

This made me forget how much I loved the Conversation Street segments, and of course "The News". They need to start a podcast. I'd absolutely love it.

As a Naive Child growing up watching Jeremy I didn't understand he was just being facetious almost 100% of the time and that he was truly just a lunatic hahaha

6:03 Shoo Shoo in welsh 😂😂

He isnt sitting on a woman He is sitting on a Thai woman

Love these guys! Been a fan for 15 or so years and ( at the risk of inflating his ego even farther) yes Jezza is a genius!! All three together make the best comedy content bar none!😂😂😂😂😂😂

As a Romanian, i approve Jeremy's Romanian jokes :)) Good stuff

@karelpgbr

2 жыл бұрын

Hahaha lol

"It means to bang your gentleman's sausage . . . on the side of the Taj Mahal." His accent and timbre make that joke so much better. XD

The magnetism of Clarkson’s genius is amazing and never ending lmao

"James, he's sitting on a Thai woman," has to be the funniest out of context line I've ever heard.

I genuinely love this man!

A 10 minute video of him saying speed and power was what I expected, That is all the genius we need.

Every compilation that includes A ANT is a good one

“James? James, he’s sitting on a Thai woman, now!” 🤣🤣🤣

Jeremy's genius is truly frightening

"shoo in welsh" - I remember the first time I saw this, it nearly killed me XD

I lovehow the masseuse is so small, she actually makes Hammond look relatively tall xD

My man really left 3 seconds of darkness so the video is 9:11 long, legend.

@johnkramer5886

2 жыл бұрын

Actually, Clive, it’s 9:12. You’re wrong.

8:29 That was Last but the Best

8:23 "He's never met my brother, how does he know he's an idiot?!" XD

His genius sometimes scares us all. We are much to inferior to comprehend his genius.

Title: Jeremy Clarkson being genius for 9 minutes First thing in the video: Clarkson bobbing up and down yelling "POWER!!"

“James! James, he’s sitting on a Thai woman now!” - Hammond

Such genius, it's so massive nothing can escape, not even light. People think he's dim but he is just trapping everything and not letting it out!

I wouldve paid attention more in school if Clarkson was my teacher. I love the way he talks.

He is so Genius, Albert Einstein was unable to keep up with him.

@markcf83

16 күн бұрын

Some say......

He's the new Stig.

I love how the assistant in the BMW is just Kimi Raikonnen, being his usual chatty self.

My favourite Jeremy quote after turning up to race the German in only British cars. Hammond: I think we've overdone it. Jeremy: It could be worse! We could have came on the back of Bobby Charlton 😆.

To those who dislike the Vid they are scared of the Mighty Genius of Jeremy Clarkson

"Sometimes my genius is... it's almost frightening"

3:18 the funniest unexpected line ever!

"Something cheap, like a ant" is a great sentence

Jeremy Clarkson' and genius in the same sentence, you have got to be kidding, 😂🤣👍

The fact he almost lost his legs or just a leg makes this way more hilarious

“James, JAMES !!, he’s sitting on a Thai woman now” 😂😂😂😂

In case you didn't know, Clarkson is the most intelligent, highly educated and most beautiful man on earth. I wonder if comment algorithm recognizes sarcasm

4:47!! All mechanics know the sweet sound of no compression!! 💰

After looking up the definition of swaffling, I feel not just tricked, but also backstabbed and quite possibly bamboozled

He's most definitely a genius, a comedy genius that is.

James May realizing he's driving "an iguana with a silver necklace" is priceless.

thanks for making this video cause its not often you see Jeremy Clarkson being genius...lol..

"sometimes,my genius is almost frightening" -jeremy clarkson

Jeremy has the brain of a child stuck inside the body of a genius.

"James, he's sitting on a Thai woman now." Might be the funniest sentence I've heard on television

Nice compilation, thank you