Old Top gear is simply the greatest show to ever exist

@joshmadden6976

3 жыл бұрын

Aye that is true

@danieldavies4817

3 жыл бұрын

Amen

@ChrisSalvatoreProductions

3 жыл бұрын

I Agree 100%

@terrier_productions

3 жыл бұрын

Agreed

@SapphicSaphira

2 жыл бұрын

bbc really missed out on not buying grand tour

"The water reservoir is currently collecting clean rain water" "Hammond that's a bucket"

@PoxMuffin

3 жыл бұрын

It definitly collected some golden rain at some point

@o.b.7217

2 жыл бұрын

Small minded people may call it a bucket, geniuses call it a water reservoir.

@halo129830

2 жыл бұрын

The solider seemed to call dibs on the bucket he must be on to something.

@JakeLikesTech

2 жыл бұрын

@@PoxMuffin Very WARM golden rain.

@karenmarsh1067

2 жыл бұрын

@@JakeLikesTech I can taste the nature

Is anyone else mad they didn’t keep the clip of the log smashing the back windshield when he says “sometimes my genius it’s almost frightening”

@Jcreek201

3 жыл бұрын

Disliked the video just for leaving that bit out.

@Paul-kd3bc

3 жыл бұрын

Exactly my thoughts aswell!

@olliefenwick1212

3 жыл бұрын

Jcreek201 it’s a genius ideas compilation, not gonna show that is it?

@real_smilegamez

3 жыл бұрын

@@olliefenwick1212 Every idea is genius until it goes wrong

@beno9023

3 жыл бұрын

Jcreek201 4:00

I love how nearly all of them get sabotaged or go wrong

@nothajzl

3 жыл бұрын

It’s their trademark - everything always goes wrong 😁

@DoBap_

3 жыл бұрын

The point is that the ideas are good, the execution on the other hand... 😂

@TraustiGeir

3 жыл бұрын

The Toyboata and Nissan cross-channel ferry worked quite well, the only problem was that Clarkson was at the helm.

@ETr4d3

3 жыл бұрын

@@nothajzl except Oliver

@JohnPaul-sh7hh

3 жыл бұрын

@@nothajzl ambitious but rubbish

“I honestly believe that sometimes my genius..., it generates gravity.” - Jeremy Clarkson

@netweed09

3 жыл бұрын

So does my Pasta Copier

@balzakgrijper

3 жыл бұрын

I think because it's so dense

@filipbitala2624

3 жыл бұрын

“Yes that”

@disclaimer.imjokin

2 жыл бұрын

Thanks. Forgot who said it

@benmakenzie5481

2 жыл бұрын

His farming is amazing entertainment

James: uses technical knowledge in letting air out of his tires and disconnecting the sensor in his engine. Hammond: duck tapes his doors closed and swerves around. Continues to win the challenge.

@Ash-si5gi

3 жыл бұрын

you can tell he's hick

@yolkiandeji7649

3 жыл бұрын

It’s because its the Dacia Sandero. It has unlimited endurance.

@j4ff4c3ks1

3 жыл бұрын

well, i dunno... the challenge was to run out of fuel, not to get arrested for reckless driving

@davideaezakmi9530

3 жыл бұрын

If I remember correctly he was stopped by the police and kept the car at max rpm the entire time lmao

@LeaveTheMark_YT

3 жыл бұрын

*Duct tape

Clarkson genius is almost frightening

@adrielsebastian5216

3 жыл бұрын

It generates gravity after all

@deathlift777

3 жыл бұрын

@Justin Williams 😅😅😅

@bart869

3 жыл бұрын

In fact, I can almost hear it

@paulnicoll1791

3 жыл бұрын

Is his genius frightening or just clarkson

@edgiestofcars

3 жыл бұрын

He sometimes surprises himself

Sometimes my genius is almost frightening Jeremy Clarkson

@mrhighboost8474

3 жыл бұрын

It actually generates gravity

@patrikpaller14

3 жыл бұрын

Sometime i stagger even myself with my genius

@stereotypicalsniper4333

3 жыл бұрын

@@Lorddonen you can smell my genius

@ryanmann1416

3 жыл бұрын

A few miles later......

@GryphLane

3 жыл бұрын

@@mrhighboost8474 It's not genius that's generating gravity 😂😂😂

I can't believe the gravity of Clarkson's genius has made one of the first amphibian vehicles in gta online

@reallyFrogman

3 жыл бұрын

2 of the first

@fivespeed42

3 жыл бұрын

they have his little stabilizer bars you can add to the 3 wheeled Reliant Robin in Forza

@thefiestaguy8831

3 жыл бұрын

A bit like "Ann car"... allegedly owned by Anne Frank.

@SharpAsABricc

2 жыл бұрын

@@thefiestaguy8831 *A Frank

Compilation of their deaths - e.g. Richard crashing his teenage car and James driving the Bentley of a cliff in Albania

@DeanMoxley87

3 жыл бұрын

Or all 3 of them having a crash in the £100 cheap car challenge. The look on James face when he’s asked to crash on purpose

@zenithkaijaou4182

3 жыл бұрын

Or when they kept dying in that special forces training ground in Jordan.

@adamscy_2748

3 жыл бұрын

Well we all know that 99% of the video revolves around Hammond

@legiblegraph2572

3 жыл бұрын

Hammond driving into someones living room in a rimac

@EDPistons

3 жыл бұрын

incT has done that

"It's a genius solution to a problem that shouldn't exist" James May on Jeremy Clarkson's limo pully system

@TraustiGeir

3 жыл бұрын

If I remember correctly, one of them got rug burn using that thing.

@historytank5673

3 жыл бұрын

@@TraustiGeir Jeremy got carpet burn

@jacobrumens9601

Жыл бұрын

@@historytank5673 HOW AM I GOING TO EXPLAIN THIS TO MY WIFE?!

@historytank5673

Жыл бұрын

@@jacobrumens9601 *insert Richard, James and possibly camera crew laughing*

I think that Jeremy’s first thought when it comes to modification is to create a bathroom/toilet.

@naliinsuthakaran2967

2 жыл бұрын

with a shower ofc

@nazarboghosian

2 жыл бұрын

@@naliinsuthakaran2967 ofc

@kaylawheezy

2 жыл бұрын

I was just thinking the same thing!! A potty is needed when you least expect it!!

@KevinKickChannel

2 жыл бұрын

Oh come on, you need somewhere to wee or vomit in after some drinking

@user-vy9mk7um1b

Жыл бұрын

Well, that's real genius from his side. Daily needs will hit you anywhere, and he is prepared for this.

Its cool how Jeremy has influenced games, too. GTA has his Toybota Hilux while Forza has his Reliant Robin anti-rollover wheels.

@NeoJ4K3

2 жыл бұрын

I didn't know about the toyboata

@paparoach007

2 жыл бұрын

I remember playing a Forza game years ago were Clarkson narrated when the player would examine cars more closely or does specific things and he would say some cool things, can't remember exactly which game but I remember listening every time he spoke. Also, old TopGear was the greatest thing on TV at the time, always will be a national treasure, not like nowadays TopGear sadly.

@Avetho

2 жыл бұрын

@@paparoach007 Yeah, it was Forza Motorsport 4, Clarkson narrated the intro to the game and the Autovista, and in Horizon 4 and Motorsport 7 you can play as "The Stig's Digital Cousin" while he was also a character in the Forza games beforehand.

@CoolAndrew89

2 жыл бұрын

GTA also has his Quadski, Americanized with dual machine guns

@Avetho

2 жыл бұрын

@@CoolAndrew89 Americanized and ready to defend our Constitution! Hell yeah brother XD Now we just need his Leaning Tower of Citroen, mount an MG turret on the top floor and we got us some APCs lol

Do a "watch this" compilation

@benzzodude

3 жыл бұрын

That’s a lot of crashing

@KSE828

3 жыл бұрын

It’d be all Jeremy.

@prilsk1022

3 жыл бұрын

@@KSE828 probably

@prilsk1022

3 жыл бұрын

Or do a *but wait theres more* compilation

@incTG

3 жыл бұрын

i have made it.

"a hybrid is a normal car for fools" is one of my favorite quotes from Clarkson

@rep100Luxio

2 жыл бұрын

Its true actually

@Lincolntowncoupe

2 жыл бұрын

He should have thrown in "a much more expensive car"

These guys have a chemistry thats just unmatched in any show

8:29 'Thanks to these stabilisers it can't roll over' *kicks stabilisers* *stabilisers wobble*

@WaffleShortage

2 жыл бұрын

the brilliance is that it then actually works even as they are wobbling everywhere lmao

I really liked both Hammond's kitchen Subaru from the TG Africa Special and May's Pub RV from the GT Nevada Special. Thing is, though, that both were running on dirt roads so the constant shaking basically ruined them. But the execution of both the ideas was pretty damn impressive.

@defeqel6537

3 жыл бұрын

I agree with the pub (especially with some minor modifications), but I can't remember the Subaru ever making much sense.

@DrSlasher

3 жыл бұрын

@@defeqel6537 both Subaru kitchen and Volvo shed would be good for a journey through Africa but yeah, they didn't see much use

@guywhocantgrowabeard

2 жыл бұрын

All three vehicles from the africa episode were pretty impressively engineered, imo.

I love that while most of these ideas are batshit insane, some of them aren't all that bad. The extra wheels for the three-wheeler was pretty nifty, and by Jeremy's frighteningly clever mind, it's technically still a three-wheeler.

4:09 little did Jeremy know, he created one of the most iconic memes of all time.

James may: " i use more fuel" Literally goes 30mph at 1500 rpm

@zacharywald

3 жыл бұрын

That’s flat out for James

@alainsterckx9154

3 жыл бұрын

@@zacharywald and from the trio, it's May (captain slow) who has driven the fastest

@zacharywald

3 жыл бұрын

@@alainsterckx9154 yep

@darthos6257

3 жыл бұрын

@@alainsterckx9154 Hammond reached 314.4mph before the jet powered dragster crashed, which would make him the fastest, no?

@Lucky-yh5np

3 жыл бұрын

@@alainsterckx9154 Hammond flew out of a turn during a jaguar review at 460km/h I think he has goen the fastest

“Sometimes if you listen very carefully, you can hear my genius”. Jeremy Clarkson.

Do you have a compilation of “an book” or “a aminal” or those sayings Lmaoo

@cal7489

3 жыл бұрын

“An river”

@incTG

3 жыл бұрын

this is.. an van

@fazza2104

3 жыл бұрын

An horse

@maxesandaces9248

3 жыл бұрын

A ant, too.

@g.espichan

3 жыл бұрын

An cow

I'm happy to own season 10 to 22 of top gear on dvd

@bakedmomo5693

3 жыл бұрын

i'd say that's genius right there

@harjatalonen3467

3 жыл бұрын

Lucky you! Enjoy it

@Fabianwew

3 жыл бұрын

I've got it all digital.

@tomatotom984

3 жыл бұрын

If the internet goes down, atleast top gear vids will continue to exist

@dimitar.bogdanov

3 жыл бұрын

@@Fabianwew Please try to make some sort of physical backup - digital can go down any day.

4:07 one of the most iconic moment in History

I swear top gear has an indescribable chaotic energy that I wish was more prevalent in more shows

Ah, Jeremy Clarkson. His genius is surpassed only by his modesty...

Let's not forget they broke the British speed record for amphibious vehicle!! And Jeremy was driving of course!

The way jeremy used words " sometimes my genius generates gravity " i know he really a genius

You know you're in for something when Jeremy says "what I've done here"

4:52 to be honest that bumper in the front is a actually a genius idea for people who cant park lol

I'm so glad I grew up with this show. Sunday nights on BBC2 and as many reruns as you could physically watch on Dave.

Richards shower 🚿 arrangement at the end just reminds me of the time when James and Jeremy pissed in it to get back at Hammond 🤣 and he's taking a shower saying oh it's actually warm 😅

@strangelee4400

3 жыл бұрын

"you can actually taste the sunshine!"

@Alpha-Xioxis

Жыл бұрын

Golden rain

I like how almost all of Jeremy’s modifications involve bathroom commodities

3:49 im pretty sure we all know this goes VERY well

"Sometimes I stagger even myself with my genius." -Jeremy Clarkson

1:28 - That toilet seat invention should not be laughed at. The toilet-roll on the antenna, come on ... brilliant !! Even James May was stunned :-)

@forcecaptainoverlordsuprem2964

2 жыл бұрын

Wouldn't the tissue just open up as you drive and end

I’m surprised this video is not 4 hours long. Everything these men did was genius

This 9 minutes was better than all of new Top Gear by miles

@secretbaguette

3 жыл бұрын

They are making a new one with potential for once. Same airfield, new team of british men, similar/same stunts and gags, including the infamous bond car.

@hughthompson4846

3 жыл бұрын

@@secretbaguette For me, I can't stand Paddy or Freddie as presenters of the show, their knowledge and humour is poor for a car show. I'm sure if they use the same formula over and over they might find a worthy replacement someday

@secretbaguette

3 жыл бұрын

@@hughthompson4846 Yeah, they've been getting better and better hosts though.

@marcuspoosz2190

2 жыл бұрын

@@secretbaguette still won't be the same as these 3 fellas

8:29 that actually worked so well it was modification in fh3 for that reliant Robin (I think I'm not sure) and those stabilizers actually worked so well in the game

This video is genius

@dios.9586

3 жыл бұрын

It’s almost frightening.

@jimtaylor294

3 жыл бұрын

It's generating gravity.

@banihin

3 жыл бұрын

It staggers ourselves

"Think of it as a Hybrid" "Hybrids are normal cars but for fools" - Jeremy Clarkson (When they made an electric car which was charged by an off the shelf diesel generator)

"The scope of my engineering knows no boundaries" - Jeremy Clarkson

The accents always made me feel like it was what James Bond’s engineering teams were doing before the movie started

@devonmarks1451

3 жыл бұрын

I can’t unimagine it

“Sometimes my genius....it’s almost frightening....”

@VegitoBlueYT

3 жыл бұрын

it generates gravity

@troyandrade435

3 жыл бұрын

It knows no bounds

@binbag3924

3 жыл бұрын

Sometimes if you listen carefully... you can hear my genius

4:06 The moment you were all looking for.

With the jet-propelled pushbike, the Reliant Robin stabilisers, the XJS toilet, and possibly the first ever air-cooled Rover V8 engine, Clarkson's genius is truly terrifying...

9:05 "Golden Rain"

@samuelpacheco5948

3 жыл бұрын

You can taste the difference

@loneshadow503

3 жыл бұрын

Someone who get it

@ryanmann1416

3 жыл бұрын

“It’s actually warm....”

@oom9644

3 жыл бұрын

@@ryanmann1416 “Sun warmed, fresh rainwater”

The wooden hand brake to me is the most hilarious idea any of them have had. That clips makes me cry every time!

"Sometimes if you listen very carefully, you can hear my genius" ~ Jeremy Clarkson This video is gold, man! 😂😂😂😂👌🏽

Only a true genius can come up with such genius quotes about how genius his genius is. It's genius.

the flare and balloon idea is actually crazy genius

Best line"Sometimes if you listen carefully you can hear my genius"

The log is honestly the most genius thing Clarkson ever made

1:56 The loo roll round the aerial is genius 😂

5:09 It's awesome seeing a place that you've lived before. That's Westbourne for those of you interested. To the left is a nice pub, and almost directly behind the camera and across the road...and a few doors down, is an apartment block I used to live in. Always interesting to see a place you recognize =D Though when I lived there there wasn't a Blockbuster there, and the place to the left of the letting agent was a breakfast place, not a restaurant.

1:03 James does his best impression of the storm trooper hitting his head but also manages to trip up at the same time

5:35 thats actually... a pretty good idea.

7:00 the oppressor mark 1

I am watching this video randomly and I just realized that we have been owning these two cars in our familly like almost forever: 8:14

Clarkson, Hammond and May genius ideas: 9 minutes 13 seconds Clarkson, Hammond and May non-genius ideas: 17 years

I like how Hammond is actually amazed that Clarkson has a complete bathroom on his side doors.

Sometimes I think Clarkson is just a human reincarnation of Wile E. Coyote, Supergenius

@osmango19

Жыл бұрын

Kind sound the same

James' reaction to Jeremy's boot-toilet is so great, you see him get ready to give him an absolute roasting for doing something stupid, and then he just can't think of any objections because it's a decent idea.

Jeremy describing his genius is hilarious, not that its in doubt but the way he describes it is just funny.

1:56 that’s actually genius, it even looks nice with the wooden texture

Clarkson saying Yeeesss like that is just pleasing to the ear

4:08 4:22 4:48 6:00 6:51 The amount of genius in this clip is immeasurable

@joshlee9336

3 жыл бұрын

Yes

"At some point on this trip, Hammond's Bombay doors are going to break". Dead! 😂

Now do a part 2 of all of these going wrong.

@netweed09

3 жыл бұрын

Lol

The scope of Clarkson's engineering genius is knows no bounds. That is fact...

Do a "Some say..." compilation of Jeremy talking about the Stig.

Okay, but the flare/balloon box is actually a pretty great idea.

@nirfz

Жыл бұрын

Less so, if you parked your car underneath any kind of roof. (With the falre you would set it on fire. Ok, yes, technically you would be able to find it that way...)

@chrisoddy8744

11 ай бұрын

Yeah, the flare is gonna be great to use in a multi-storey 😂

Out of the hundreds of hours of content they produced, only 9 minutes were good ideas

Okay the balloon parking idea is actually genius

There will never be a show like this on terrestrial television again.

@SalvageMasterEssex

3 жыл бұрын

@ Miss Piggy, some might argue that's a good thing. All that licence payers money not being wasted on crap TV. The Grand Tour is also rubbish, just a rehash of everything they did previously on BBC only 10 times more money wasted on it. 3 old gits getting paid millions to act like morons - they must be laughing all the way to the bank lol.

@ivorharden

3 жыл бұрын

@@SalvageMasterEssex so what do you regard as good tv?

Their genius is.... its almost frightening

old top gear in itself pure genius, it must’ve been difficult to compress the video to 9 minutes

flippping miss these specials they were a level above all other shows. A true classic we'd be able to tell our kids about.

These 3 were the best in television history

I think Jeremy puts a bathroom in every single modification he does lol

I need a "YEEeeEeEesSsSs" compilation from Jeremy

I’m convinced I’ve seen every single top gear with these three

4:07 One of the best saying of Jammy Clarkson ever

The log handbrake I actually thought was genius. There just needed to be some sliiight modifications to avoid the disaster that came afterwards.

Video idea: compilation of their genius working but eventually fails

@ToyotaCamrySEv

3 жыл бұрын

That’s essentially this video lol

@shelvoyt1565

3 жыл бұрын

@@ToyotaCamrySEv only some parts of this video feature fails

@aloisblazit0053

3 жыл бұрын

Almost every time lmao

@damonderp

3 жыл бұрын

You just spoiled part 2 of this video

@shelvoyt1565

3 жыл бұрын

@@damonderp can't exactly spoil something that hasn't been considered made or in production yet tbh

The scope of my engineering genius, literally, knows no bounds.

"Think of it, really, as a hybrid." Nice save, Jezza

"How do you get that underneath it?" "You drop it down through the slot like you do on a dinghy" "That's a whoppa" I don't know why but that's one of my favorite exchanges on this show

"Collecting fresh water" famous last words

The scope of his engineering genius literally knows no bounds

4:08 to 4:11 the meme

Idea: Compilation of them looking at beautiful areas or venues

Love that for most of these ideas they went wrong moments later

0:58 Does anyone else find hilarious that "library" is just pictures of books slapped on walls?

anyone else binging through these compilations remembering the good ol days?

Do a compilation of everytime they say 'Ambitious and for the first time, successful'. Or everytime they go "this is the first time all three of us agree/like each other's cars"

@SR-cp1eo

3 жыл бұрын

I think that would consist of 2 videos.

I’ve seen Jeremy’s hand break about 90 times, Frightens me every time

3:45 Missed the funniest part, RIGHT AFTER he said “Sometimes my genius is frightening” the log bounced up and smashed his rear window

Gotta hand it to these lads, many of these are actually very clever