"Theres a rosy future for us all, isnt there?" *cut to James aiming at his own head with a shotgun*

@captainfunktastic2255

2 жыл бұрын

The final step in checking that a shotgun is safe and unloaded is to look down the barrel and make sure its clear of obstruction.

@EVEMASTER99

2 жыл бұрын

@@captainfunktastic2255 also could be the final step in your life if it is loaded.

@Peoples_Republic_of_Devonshire

2 жыл бұрын

@@captainfunktastic2255 oh yes without a doubt

@corruptpixel8441

2 жыл бұрын

@@EVEMASTER99 a final step is a final step

@internetic2496

2 жыл бұрын

@@corruptpixel8441 PFFFFFF

"Which arm have you broken?" Never fails to make me laugh

@CopiousDoinksLLC

2 жыл бұрын

The best part is how Richard plays it totally straight and stands there staring him down waiting for an answer.

@toospooky051

2 жыл бұрын

@@CopiousDoinksLLC And he says it so concerned too lol

@flat6gamingyt643

2 жыл бұрын

I never got the joke tho, can someone explain it pls?

@georgestoian1046

2 жыл бұрын

Also the joke May does about the optional seat of the Demon is epic.

@zino_

2 жыл бұрын

@@flat6gamingyt643 richard doesnt know which arm is broken, even though he can see which arm james actually broke

James may is being like “ a smart can pretend to be an idiot, but an idiot can’t pretend to be smart”

@y.stackz3186

2 жыл бұрын

@@GracUntoYou shush

@VTXHobbies

2 жыл бұрын

@@GracUntoYou how can you genuinely think that you're gonna 'convert' a single person by doing this?

@waldolemmer

2 жыл бұрын

@@VTXHobbies yeah, he's just being annoying

@gordoncampbell100

2 жыл бұрын

Ohh FFS mate , your are a bigger spunk bubble than those 3 tossers combined .

@jerrysmooth24

2 жыл бұрын

@@GracUntoYou Matthew 9:5 "blessed are the peacemakers and blessed are those who shut the hell up cause nobody is getting converted through a youtube comment"

Hammond going "which arm have you broken?" with a completely serieus face always cracks me up

@MrEvan312

2 жыл бұрын

While looking James very seriously in the eye. If you look closely enough you can see the buffering animation on his forehead

@-murray-

Жыл бұрын

That, and 'which seat do they put in as standard?'

@RorenX

Жыл бұрын

i agree, corey spazkid

James May’s finger is the root of civilisation.

@drunks1nner298

2 жыл бұрын

YES

@Charlie-Charlot

2 жыл бұрын

That’s what she said

@seanjosephhayes

2 жыл бұрын

@@Charlie-Charlot God I hope not.

@pointofcami6565

Жыл бұрын

@@seanjosephhayes God I hope.

@christophb2736

9 ай бұрын

So, if you pull his finger, the effect would be the big bang?

"I don't belive in electricity" James May many years ago.

@aimanazrie8944

2 жыл бұрын

And then proceeds to have an electric & hydrogen powered car 😂

These guys have achieved a rare level of intelligence, being smart enough to find incredibly creative ways to be stupid

@DaktEdits

5 ай бұрын

Yes

either a compilation of "when i come to power" or "that's annoying"

@GracUntoYou

2 жыл бұрын

Selah Ephesians 1:7 In whom we have redemption through his blood, the forgiveness of sins, according to the riches of his grace;/Inspiration+How many of you have taken communion without giving it much thought at all? I have certainly drank the blood and tasted the body of Christ more in a ceremonial sense rather than a truly powerful and thoughtful experience. We take communion as a reminder that Christ is our strength and our redeemer. His sacrifice forgives our sins and his sacrifice needs to be remembered. This verse helps illustrate the importance of Christ’s sacrifice. /Prayer+ Dearest Father, bring light to my darkened soul. Help me keep you in my heart, O Lord, my rock and redeemer, this day and always. Forgive me for sinning, but know that I shall not forget the sacrifice that you made by sending your only begotten son to shed his blood and sacrifice his body so that we may live. In the name of your son, Jesus Christ, I pray to you today. Amen. kzread.info/dash/bejne/aox9j5duc5zbp7A.html

@deadmanwalking971

2 жыл бұрын

Why not *both?*

@AleK0451

2 жыл бұрын

@@deadmanwalking971 preferably both but which one first

I love it when James play the fool. It's the closest thing we have to an alien trying to understand humans.

Imagining Jeremy coming to power is kinda terrifying tbh

@Peoples_Republic_of_Devonshire

2 жыл бұрын

With James as Minister for Transport

@Peoples_Republic_of_Devonshire

2 жыл бұрын

What would Hammond be?

@adrielsebastian5216

2 жыл бұрын

@@Peoples_Republic_of_Devonshire Communication Minister

@Peoples_Republic_of_Devonshire

2 жыл бұрын

@@adrielsebastian5216 or Foreign Secretary, perhaps he could go on a trade mission to Mexico

@adrielsebastian5216

2 жыл бұрын

@@Peoples_Republic_of_Devonshire Also Sports Minister

5:46 Genuinely one of the funniest moments on TG, "oh no, that's asparagus"

@alexanderpearson-heard410

2 жыл бұрын

How has it not become a meme yet

@basicallystupid7080

2 жыл бұрын

lmao

@isaacsrandomvideos667

2 жыл бұрын

That’s even funnier if you have autism.

@omaralsabbagh3606

2 жыл бұрын

You know it's hilarious because James couldn't keep a straight face

@Jeff.78

Жыл бұрын

James flicks lighter... I think it must be damp. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣☠️

i need "clarkson is scared of sat nav talking lady" compilation

@keeperofeurobeat8421

2 жыл бұрын

*Satnav speaks Japanese* "HELP!"

@KeijiSuwa

2 жыл бұрын

“EIMI’S BACK!” - Jeremy in the GT-R.

@keeperofeurobeat8421

2 жыл бұрын

Clarkson went from being terrified of Eimi to being overjoyed when she returned. Top 10 Character development arcs in anime

3:18 Hammond staring at James dead serious makes this all the better

@wonderland.6

Жыл бұрын

and Jeremy just dying of laughter rapidly😂

Jeremy's snow measuring technique might be my favorite joke in all of Top Gear.

@pamelah6431

2 жыл бұрын

That *thud* does send me to giggle fits.

@Wtrxprs007able

8 ай бұрын

​@@pamelah6431and Jeremy's loud "OW" to signify its depth 🤣

May and the shotgun was a legit pucker moment.

@oliviersavard8676

2 жыл бұрын

that's how you know that wasn't scripted

@drunks1nner298

2 жыл бұрын

Ye but he is highly trained with guns Like sometimes you just want to see inside the barrel of a gun how it looks like or just bc why not

@oliviersavard8676

2 жыл бұрын

@@drunks1nner298 no you absolutely don't

@theamericanextremist

2 жыл бұрын

@@drunks1nner298 false

@pamelah6431

2 жыл бұрын

@@drunks1nner298 when that urge arises, you look down the other end of the barrel...

2:36 James May's mind must be so fast to even think of that comment! And judging by the reactions of the other two, it wasn't scripted.

@michaeltutty1540

Жыл бұрын

My brother has a mind like this. Quirky answers and daft questions abound

"Which seat do they put in as standard?" OK, I know The Grand Tour is heavily, heavily scripted these days, but that line can't have been.

@aryandubey4939

2 жыл бұрын

Tbh it's not that heavily scripted as you say

@Shakes-Off-Fear

2 жыл бұрын

Judging by Hammond and Clarkson’s reactions, it was spontaneous. They can’t fake laugh that well.

@hamzamuhammadkhan

2 жыл бұрын

What does it mean by the way ?

@PJOZeus

2 жыл бұрын

@@hamzamuhammadkhan it’s a piss take, jokingly implying that the seat they put in, isn’t the drivers seat

@hamzamuhammadkhan

2 жыл бұрын

@@PJOZeus ohh gotcha

3:19 Jeremy sounds like his Maserati starting up

These videos always cheer me up

@exotrrc1636

2 жыл бұрын

@@GracUntoYou shhh

@highonlife2323

2 жыл бұрын

@@GracUntoYou u like top gear mate?

@ronan8834

2 жыл бұрын

Cant believe netflix didnt pay the rights to have it stay

@ronan8834

2 жыл бұрын

@Hayden Moore it was worth every penny I had started the whole show over again only got half way an it wasn't there anymore not even the new shit one lol

@jeffcon123

2 жыл бұрын

Same a pick me up before work

I was waiting for “It’s quite snowy.” “It must’ve snowed.”

"There ya go." "You idiot!" Gets me every time

@HarlemHyena

2 жыл бұрын

"Wot?!" "Well, it's ruined!!!"

"I get my milk from back of a cow." "Uuuu, that's not milk."

*Driving through the Arctic* “Ooo Gin! You’ve got any ice?”

Why don't they put high visibility jackets on the deer?

@jamesengland7461

2 жыл бұрын

YES!

@soarinskies1802

2 жыл бұрын

then preditors kill them easy

@Shakes-Off-Fear

2 жыл бұрын

Correct me if I’m wrong, but I heard that some country has started painting deers antlers with reflective paint like on road signs so that if a car shines headlights on them, they’ll be easier to see at night.

@_.B00._

2 жыл бұрын

@@GlitzyZebra hunters

@joe125ful

2 жыл бұрын

Hunters see them easy:)

"Which seat did they put in as standard?" Holy hell that was fast, no wonder it caught them so well lol

@Jeff.78

Жыл бұрын

To be fair, some jokes just present themselves and are easy pickings 🙃

THIS is why we watch the trio, not the bloody cars.

@aimanazrie8944

2 жыл бұрын

Uhh not really, sometimes I watch TG/GT genuinely for the car review.

@siriusvittorio2099

2 жыл бұрын

I watch it for both

@finnjeffrey572

2 жыл бұрын

I watch for the cars

@JetFalcon710

Жыл бұрын

I watch for the Top Gear boys, the cars are just a nice bonus

“Here’s what happened” or “naturally what happens is...” compilation.

The compilation we didn't even knew we needed

@GracUntoYou

2 жыл бұрын

Selah Ephesians 1:7 In whom we have redemption through his blood, the forgiveness of sins, according to the riches of his grace;/Inspiration+How many of you have taken communion without giving it much thought at all? I have certainly drank the blood and tasted the body of Christ more in a ceremonial sense rather than a truly powerful and thoughtful experience. We take communion as a reminder that Christ is our strength and our redeemer. His sacrifice forgives our sins and his sacrifice needs to be remembered. This verse helps illustrate the importance of Christ’s sacrifice. /Prayer+ Dearest Father, bring light to my darkened soul. Help me keep you in my heart, O Lord, my rock and redeemer, this day and always. Forgive me for sinning, but know that I shall not forget the sacrifice that you made by sending your only begotten son to shed his blood and sacrifice his body so that we may live. In the name of your son, Jesus Christ, I pray to you today. Amen. kzread.info/dash/bejne/aox9j5duc5zbp7A.html

@darth_autie_117

2 жыл бұрын

@@GracUntoYou silence bot

0:55 Hammond : What are you doing? Clarkson : Im defusing a bomb,Hammond. What do you think Im doing? May : Im baking a cake.

2:33 that damn near turned into a snuff film

Often chased by the 50

anyone: *dies* James: "does that mean they're not coming on, then?"

@MrEvan312

2 жыл бұрын

At least sometimes bits of them made it to the studio... or at least splattered the window.

3:22 When you dismantle with your car in BeamNG

James May is always the shy introverted one, but he does come up with some brilliant ideas!

I always love May looking straight down the barrel of the shotgun. You can see the creeping smile on the handler that instantly pushes it away from his face, like ffs.

“What seat do they put in as standard?” Makes me laughs me every time

0:21 Hammond : "What are u eating?" Jeremy: "Dragonflies" May : "What does it taste like?" Jeremy: "DRAGONFLIES" Clarkson's genius never fails to impress me ; lolllll XD

@JetFalcon710

Жыл бұрын

Well he isn't wrong lmao

4:48 The moment of realization

Jeremy's face waiting for Hammond's approval at 3:29 had me crying

I love this type of humour

I reckon 2:31 has to be my all time favourite Top Gear moment

Why don't they just put the Deer sign on the Deer?

2:08 this one is genius

James may is right about electricity actually, in a sense. We have fantastic models for generating power, controlling it and facilitating transmission, but electricity on a quantum level is really bloody complicated.

@MrEvan312

2 жыл бұрын

But of course: he's an omnipotent being

@htf5555

10 ай бұрын

he is.. the root of all civilization

@JamaicanCastle

5 ай бұрын

But on a quantum level, _everything_ is really bloody complicated.

@summushieremiasclarkson4700

5 ай бұрын

@@JamaicanCastleFair point, at least in description. Although this may seem absurd, the postulates of quantum mechanics were developed analogously to classical principles. In order to efficiently model these systems however, we have needed to compromise somewhat with numerical methods.

Can we get a Clarkson "when I come to power" compilation??

@jamesengland7461

2 жыл бұрын

No. It violates the Geneva Convention.

1:44 Tbf James actually has a point.

I could listen to Clarkson laugh all day. His wheezing laughter is so infectious.

nothing can top LOOKING DIRECTLY INTO THE BARREL OF A SHOTGUN

0:30 actually he’s not far off. There is always cops hiding in places like that around Nevada/Arizona.

1:18 is just the best argument to use on an FB comment war.

I like how most of these clips are james yet he's definitely the smartest out the three

“Which seat do they put in as standard?” I lost it for several minutes after that one.

0:02 - James : Is that just the wind did that? Jeremy : Oh yeah, no a big giant came (!) 😂 😂

I thought this was gonna be compilation of Clarkson and his way of saying "Stupid" but this was even better

“Well what if somebody sees us?” Haha, May is awesome. No worries though buddy, don’t need to be too careful that far out in the desert. Just don’t expect quick help from the troopers if you get into trouble.

2:32 James May pointing the shotgun killed me😂😂😂💀

3:17 That deadpan delivery of that line gets me every time!

The Dodge Demon seat joke was one of the best I heard in a while!

2:36 That is not stupid, it's just brilliant

No matter how many times I've seen these clips, I will ALWAYS burst out laughing when I see them

5:07 reminds me of a fox lol.

"Which seat did they put in as standard" was my favourite line ever.

Hammond: ''What are you eating?" Clarkson: "Dragonflies." May: ''How do they taste?" Clarkson: ''Like ..... dragonflies."

Thank you for making these videos. They make the day a whole lot better.

WaS tHaT jUsT tHe WiNd ThAt DiD tHat?!!

No not my finga, the woota

the dive into snow... so good

May: what if somebody see’s us? Clarkson looks around seeing no one. Clarkson: I don’t think they will.

Thanks for another brilliant compilation

I feel like they sometimes say stupid for but it's funny though like hammond's asking may which of his arms are broken

Watching these after binging clarkson's farm. Fantastic.

"I don't believe in electricity" says the man who's had more cars break down because they ran out of electricity

@mursuka80

2 жыл бұрын

And he owns minimum three electric cars LOL

@MrEvan312

2 жыл бұрын

It's like orks: they believe things into being, he disbelieves things OUT of being in his car.

James pointing a shotgun up at his face followed by clarkson and Hammond face palming made me cry laughing

5:59 Gotta love the face the pretty girl in the glasses makes when Clarkson says he gets his milk from the back of the cow😂😂

@emperor7nero

Жыл бұрын

Which one? 😆😆

3:31 there you go

James being the minister of transport... oh dear. Prepare for all the speed limits to reach an all-time high of 15 KPH.

@markcf83

Жыл бұрын

.....and Hammond to become the Health Secretary......

I love how genuine they are

They never were stupid! Besides the wildlife documentaries they provided the most sophisticated content for the BBC.

3:49 ~ Ha ha! Top Gear will *NEVER* be that exciting, again.

4:01 No, no, no. They're called the ROZZERS.

“What you’ve done there Hammond, is make it more aerodynamic” Hammond view on life is quite innocent

You forgot to add the episode where he says "look it's a hippo's head" and then "well it's probably a whole hippo, the rest is just underwater"

The thumbnail convinced me to watch this

2:31 had me laughing

“I’m defusing a bomb Hammond, what do you think I’m doing?” Legit legend

@crimsonmaelstrom573

8 ай бұрын

“And I’m baking a cake.”😂

Or as Jeremy says Stu-pid

@dilfs.9196

2 жыл бұрын

Schupid

@m1co294

2 жыл бұрын

Schtupd

Absolutely Brilliant.. I cracked up at this.. Really good funny bits.. 💕💕💕

Asbergers ... Asparagus tomayto tomato simple mistake

@decodolly1535

2 жыл бұрын

*Aspergers

@m1co294

2 жыл бұрын

I don't get this, are you insulting the english accent or something?

@smoothie9931

2 жыл бұрын

But... it sounded nothing like asparagus. I'm so confused

They're not stupid, It's just that their Inteligence is soo briliant, we can't comprehend it

James' iconic line "does that mean, he/she is not coming on the?"

2:34 luke staring down the youngling slayer 9000

4:09 that graffiti on wall (top left, above the white car) means "Fuck you". It's written in Arabic letter.

So in other words: a regular day for these guys

3:31 My favourite part

Love me a Top Gear compilation

May asks if Clarkson's brakes are squeaking and he responds with, "No they're birds. That's bird song." 😂

I'm honestly surprised this isn't 57 minutes long

The shoot gun part freaks me out lol

"put the deer in the town " I can't breathe 🤣😆!! this whole video cured me

I never seen that shotgun scene I am crying XD