youve given me the baby now get in the back probably one of the best top gear jokes ever

@BOSTV101

2 ай бұрын

💯💯💯

@edwardburek1717

2 ай бұрын

Jezza's delayed reaction was the one that got me

@jamesharry8821

2 ай бұрын

I don’t really get it what does it mean?

@ducanhcun1909

2 ай бұрын

@@jamesharry8821Done at the front, time for the back shot (on bed)

@BOSTV101

2 ай бұрын

@@edwardburek1717 😂😂yeah

james' 'take the third reich' joke will never not be iconic

@BOSTV101

2 ай бұрын

💯💯💯💯

@markcf83

2 ай бұрын

Yesssssssssss.....

@anusername8350

2 ай бұрын

James was always the wittiest

@BOSTV101

2 ай бұрын

@@anusername8350 💯

@SonicSlicer

2 ай бұрын

@@anusername8350 it's his timing, he picks the right moments.

“Says the man in the jacket woven out of 100% pure 1935” is the single greatest comeback anyone could possibly have given in that moment

@BOSTV101

Ай бұрын

Absolutely 💯

@Foxtrott_4

Күн бұрын

best rap battle ever

@BOSTV101

8 сағат бұрын

@@Foxtrott_4 😂😂

“Which arm have you broken?” Will forever get me

@BOSTV101

2 ай бұрын

💯

@jtcranger02

2 ай бұрын

Genuinely might be the best joke in all of the trio's history

@BOSTV101

2 ай бұрын

@@jtcranger02 possibly

@JarekSSJXify

2 ай бұрын

@@jtcranger02 It's the way he says it with the straightest face possible.

@babafo6788

19 күн бұрын

I didn't quite get it...

the “which seat do they put in as standard?” is my absolute favourite kills me everytime 😂

@BOSTV101

2 ай бұрын

💯

@alexng704

2 ай бұрын

Similar to "Which arm have you broken?"

@BOSTV101

2 ай бұрын

@@alexng704 💯

@tommyyee1149

Ай бұрын

What is the joke there haha? Genuinely missed it

@BOSTV101

Ай бұрын

@@tommyyee1149 they joke is basically did they give you the front seats or the backseat which one of them do they give you? Because the demon only comes with one seat.

Jeremy just enjoying being completely burned to the ground by his mates about his wax sculpture is just the best

@BOSTV101

2 ай бұрын

💯

@TheRuddster95

Ай бұрын

No pun intended

@BOSTV101

Ай бұрын

@@TheRuddster95 😂

The way Richard cackles at the scrap weight joke sends me

@BOSTV101

2 ай бұрын

😂😂😂💯

"Moments later Bob is dismembered" will always remain in my head, RIP Bob

@BOSTV101

2 ай бұрын

Absolutely 💯

@fabianmarcoschau

22 күн бұрын

That phrase lives in my head rent free

@BOSTV101

21 күн бұрын

@@fabianmarcoschau 💯

And Richard forgets the abbreviation for America “USB” 😂

@BOSTV101

Ай бұрын

😂😂😂

“when they come back and find that the range just says 2, it’s not F-“ *W H E E Z E* 🤣

@AB2108YA

Ай бұрын

*we're not saying you should do that just say you can do that*

@superswag9861

Ай бұрын

*PFFFFFFFFT*

@BOSTV101

Ай бұрын

😂

@BOSTV101

Ай бұрын

@@AB2108YA 💯

20:30 "Im not putting that in the British museum" has got to be the most absolute destructive roast from James Mat

@BOSTV101

2 ай бұрын

💯

8:46 "YOU'RE JUST A YOBBO!" Idk why, but I love the way Richard just blurts that out. XD

@BOSTV101

Ай бұрын

💯

“The queens German, you don’t sing ‘Deutschland, Deutschland, über allen’ every time she comes on the tele”😂😂

@BOSTV101

13 күн бұрын

😂😂

Hammond asking "which arm have you broken" with that straight of a face is actually impressive

@BOSTV101

2 ай бұрын

😂

“We’d see a big dotted line” had me crying

@BOSTV101

13 күн бұрын

😂😂

Even with an unlimited budget and all the resources in the world you could not recreate this show with these three legends. Perfection and you cannot add to perfection

@BOSTV101

2 ай бұрын

💯absolutely

@billylardner

Ай бұрын

Honestly I wish I knew of something else with the same atmosphere! Clarkson's Farm is also great if you haven't watched it - even through Hammond and May don't feature, the people Jeremy works with are great characters and the jokes are on point.

@BOSTV101

Ай бұрын

@@billylardner absolutely 💯

@renaissanceman622

Ай бұрын

Oul 0:48 f 0:48 و g پلی hll oh​@@billylardner

@renaissanceman622

Ай бұрын

0 q 00qll

“Apparently he worked at Jaguar for a while, not sure what happened there, probably had to LET HIM GO” 😂😂

@BOSTV101

13 күн бұрын

😂😂

"Manual... Semi-Automatic... Oh, these are the weapons."

@BOSTV101

Ай бұрын

😂😂😂

@baoboumusic

Ай бұрын

I came looking for this. My absolute favorite of all time.

I love the dynamic of the news, Jeremy is a superb interviewer and Richard is an outstanding radio host and together they take the lead of the convo trail with such grace while James sits back relaxing while he waits his time to throws in his one punch KO.

@BOSTV101

Ай бұрын

💯💯💯💯💯

Clarkson's amused face in the first 2 minutes at their argument is pure gold 🤣

@BOSTV101

2 ай бұрын

Absolutely 💯

24:47 That little hop Jeremy does and the exaggerated surprise at the sight of the obelisk- gets me every time. 😄

@BOSTV101

Ай бұрын

😂

"Princess Diana had one of these"' haha

@BOSTV101

2 ай бұрын

💯

@quattropower_

2 ай бұрын

Explain? I didn't get that

@Tibis42

2 ай бұрын

​@@quattropower_ Princess Diana was a strong advocate against land mines, so a mine clearing vehicle makes sense

@quattropower_

2 ай бұрын

​@@Tibis42 Oh dam 😂

@worldwideroamers9227

2 ай бұрын

@@quattropower_ hahaha thats not the explanation. on Top gear since season 2 they always had a recurrent joke "princess diana had one of these' anytime they argue about a car or (anything e.g. weapon, animal etc) because they consider if princess diana do ssomething than its legit. Anyway, what makes it funny, is how many times they did that joke.,, and each time was weirder than the previous..

@ 30:12 Chippsky Norton 🤣 “I think it must be damp”

@BOSTV101

Ай бұрын

😂

I love how Jezza just stands back and let's them have at it 😂

@BOSTV101

2 ай бұрын

💯

@Valigarmanda

2 ай бұрын

Jezza can take and dish out the abuse lmao that's respectable

@BOSTV101

2 ай бұрын

@@Valigarmanda 💯

Hammond's broken arm, May's standard seat and Clarkson's flake skin gotta be my favorites

@BOSTV101

2 ай бұрын

😂

23:14 “So if you’re watching this in Saudi Arabia: _wheeze_ “

@BOSTV101

13 күн бұрын

🤷🏻😂😂

@jetseekers

5 күн бұрын

"it's back to carpets for you"

@BOSTV101

4 күн бұрын

@@jetseekers 😂😂

"Go to your own kid's sportsday."

@BOSTV101

2 ай бұрын

💯💯

15:18 you missed James's joke "wax the growler"

@BOSTV101

2 ай бұрын

Was forced to remove it by KZread 🙃

@raulrosas5068

2 ай бұрын

of course they got to ruin everything

@uwekall6281

2 ай бұрын

Try Audi 'eTron' in french...

@BOSTV101

2 ай бұрын

@@uwekall6281 👍

@HS-PGX

Ай бұрын

@@uwekall6281describes what i think about Audi!!!

Imagine James as your bus driver smoking a joint 😂😂

@edwardburek1717

2 ай бұрын

I do that every single day. EDIT: imagining James as the spliff-smoking bus driver, that is

@BOSTV101

2 ай бұрын

Wouldn’t me soo bad you get a lot of random weird facts about everything around you on the bus journey

@BOSTV101

2 ай бұрын

@@edwardburek1717 💯

@hesky10

Ай бұрын

You'd end up in Maidstone instead of maidenhead!

@BOSTV101

Ай бұрын

@@hesky10 😂

You’d be hard pushed to find three TV presenters with chemistry this good. Clarkson, Hammond and May bounce off each other perfectly!

@BOSTV101

13 күн бұрын

Absolutely

21:58 James' suggestion for standing on something in the middle of the night is one of the most comedic answers ever. Not to mention the immediate look on Jeremy's face. Absolutely priceless

@BOSTV101

Ай бұрын

💯

It will never not be hilarious just how much of a TEAR Hammond goes on. James helps here and there but there's a full minute or more of Richard just going without stopping once they get to talking about Clarkson going in Madame Tussauds.

@BOSTV101

2 ай бұрын

💯

James "accidentally" admitting to smoking weed while driving buses was hilarious.

@BOSTV101

Ай бұрын

💯💯💯💯absolutely

"It's for clearance and saving lives. Princess Diana had one of these." 🤣

@BOSTV101

Ай бұрын

😂😂💯

Lesson of the first clip: When Clarkson of all people is the voice of reason in an argument, you know things got real.

@BOSTV101

Ай бұрын

Exactly

Best thing that ever happened to television, these three.

@BOSTV101

2 ай бұрын

Absolutely 💯

The thing about the "unplug electric cars while they are charging prank" joke is that it has aged terribly for one reason only: You can't do that anymore. Modern electric cars actually lock the plug when you lock the car, you have to unlock the car in order to unplug it. To prevent this exact scenario. Other than that: Yeah, it would be funny to do that.

15:20 you cut the best part "Some bloke will say: I'm gonna wax the Growler" 😂

@BOSTV101

13 күн бұрын

Was forced to video kept being taken down

@Robi2009

4 күн бұрын

@@BOSTV101 Ah, too bad :/

@BOSTV101

3 күн бұрын

@@Robi2009 tell me about it

The only show where everyone stood to see the legends sit and talk!

@BOSTV101

Ай бұрын

💯

I love how in the first clip Jeremy just stands there and watches the drama unfold

@BOSTV101

7 күн бұрын

Definitely

Watching Jeremy desperating trying to maintain his composure at 20:18 is genuinely priceless

Them arguing over the bentley and the nissan while Jeremy just stands, watches and laughs at the chaos

24:14 “He is my partner and also my lover” 😂😂

@BOSTV101

Ай бұрын

😂

1:11 you gotta love the way Jeremy just looks so fondly at his two friends, even though they'd never admit to being friends publicly 😂

@BOSTV101

Ай бұрын

They are what made the show

I think it must be damp, that joke / image gets me every single time. James May, don't you EVER change.

@BOSTV101

Ай бұрын

💯

16:49 is the greatest joke clarkson has ever told

@BOSTV101

2 ай бұрын

Possibly

28:38 bruh who else noticed the dog and cat toys in a doggy position? 🤣

@BOSTV101

2 ай бұрын

😂😂😂

@sethnary3974

2 ай бұрын

The dogs are dogging lol

@liquidemotionzz3232

Ай бұрын

😂😂😂😂

@Rasscasse

11 күн бұрын

I hadn’t seen that! Well spotted!

@BOSTV101

9 күн бұрын

@@sethnary3974 😂

I had the pleasure of meeting Richard Hammond in SoHo in NYC a few years ago. He was very friendly and spent a few minutes talking to my partner and I before taking a picture with us.

@BOSTV101

2 ай бұрын

Glad you go to meet him

"Given me the baby now get in the back"😂😂😂😂 took me ages to get that

@BOSTV101

2 ай бұрын

😂😂😂

@thesecondcomingoflordcornb5381

2 ай бұрын

I still don't quite get it, any help?

@BOSTV101

2 ай бұрын

@@thesecondcomingoflordcornb5381 it’s a sex joke

Honeslty even when they're too old to travel to challenging places, I could still watch these three just sitting in a pub bickering and joking with eachother.

@BOSTV101

Ай бұрын

Absolutely 💯

"I'm not putting that in the british museum" God I love James

@BOSTV101

Ай бұрын

💯😂

"VE HAVE AXIDENTLY NAMED ZE CAR AFTER EIN FRAUGARTEN!!!!"

@BOSTV101

2 ай бұрын

👍

“Princess Diana had one of these” 😂😂😂

@BOSTV101

2 ай бұрын

Princess Diana had one of everything 😂

30:20 if this had worked, it would've been the most impactful moment in TV history

@BOSTV101

Ай бұрын

Absolutely

@paleoph6168

Ай бұрын

Second Impact? Third Impact?

Love a gentlemanly roasting.

@BOSTV101

13 күн бұрын

Definitely 💯

Tears of laughter, every damn time. These guys were on a whole different level.

@BOSTV101

Ай бұрын

💯

15:59 Clarkson is a geography professor 😂

@BOSTV101

2 ай бұрын

💯😂

A Polished Bishop with a Brazilian Growler .... if you get it, you get it.

@BOSTV101

Ай бұрын

😂😂😂😂😂💯✅

"princess diana had one of these" that was an S-tier joke gg

@BOSTV101

2 ай бұрын

💯

@him050

8 күн бұрын

Such a good joke. I hate that gatekeeping Top Gear neckbeards have spread so much misinformation about that joke that people now don’t appreciate it. “Well actually.” No, you’re wrong. It’s a mine clearance vehicle and Diana did lots of charity work for mine clearance. That’s the funny. Yes the in joke adds to it, but it’s not bulk of the joke.

@BOSTV101

7 күн бұрын

@@him050 absolutely 💯

I remember Clarkson reading a letter addressed to Hammond from a guy in prison asking for his shirts from season 1. Hammond was all for it and asked how long he would be in prison to which May replied "it's better than that, Jonathan come on out!"

"You have given me the baby, now get in the back", I never forgot that one.

@BOSTV101

Ай бұрын

Absolutely

My father worked for a company that hired a man named Forest Shipmaker as he remembered the receptionist only got through his name on the PA system 2 twice before breaking out in laughter. He said he didn't last long .

@BOSTV101

Ай бұрын

😂😂😂

9:31 he cant even finish the sentence XD

@BOSTV101

2 ай бұрын

😂

“Richard Hammond was the smallest living organism for miles.” So underrated. It’s just a blink-and-you’ll-miss-it moment.

@BOSTV101

4 күн бұрын

Priceless moment

28:20 That's my favourite quote of TG and JC.

@BOSTV101

2 ай бұрын

💯

One thing that I always thought was kind of hilarious about the part of the beginning where James and Richard are arguing over the Bentley and the Nissan. I love how throughout the whole thing, Jeremy is just standing there with this big shit eating grin. Almost like a parent, watching their children have a little scuffle. Also at probably about three minutes 20 seconds am I singing things or are the village people behind James and Richard talking about Mick Dick.

@BOSTV101

2 ай бұрын

💯💯

@-murray-

2 ай бұрын

Lol it is the village people, it was when they were talking about accusations that gay people weren't allowed on the top gear set, then the village people appeared behind them.

@BOSTV101

2 ай бұрын

@@-murray- 😂😂😂

After the icecream joke, you should have played the clip of Jeremy eating an icecream in the jeep in season 3

@BOSTV101

Ай бұрын

💯😂

1:23 Jeremy just standing there like "this is great, i should put money on this"

@BOSTV101

Ай бұрын

💯

The one about bus driving and May having a joint is still funny. 😂

@BOSTV101

Ай бұрын

Absolutely

I'm here after they confirmed Grand Tour is ending... ...Goddamn it I'm gonna miss these three sooo much

00:01 - 01:57 has to be my favorite back and forth between Hammond and May in all of Top Gun. I can't stop rewatching that moment xD

@BOSTV101

Ай бұрын

Yeah it’s great 💯

"We´re not saying you SHOULD do that, we´re just saying you CAN do that." Jeremy is simply the best!

@BOSTV101

Ай бұрын

💯

The whole thing with the wax statue is amazing

@BOSTV101

Ай бұрын

💯

Hammond's fingersnap just before he says "put it in the Natural History Museum" always gets me.

@BOSTV101

Ай бұрын

😂💯

"You look like something found in a pyramid." Don't ever change, James May.

@BOSTV101

Ай бұрын

💯

james may is lowkey the funnest one

@BOSTV101

13 күн бұрын

😂🤷🏻

"Princess Diana had one of these!" hahahaha

@BOSTV101

Ай бұрын

She had every thing

Top Gear will be a perpetual classic

@BOSTV101

2 ай бұрын

💯

A positively svelte early 90s Clarkson is a blast from the past..

@BOSTV101

2 ай бұрын

💯

The cheap motel just kills me. Will always take my own kettle, just in case.

@BOSTV101

Ай бұрын

Absolutely 😂

ABSOLUTELY LOVE how Clarkson just stands there in awe at Cap slow and Hammond going at it in the first instance :)

13:45 - And every British person with a vague interest in aviation is also laughing their arses off at the EA-18G fighter jet (the electronic warfare variant of the FA-18 Super Hornet). which goes by the same name! Yep the American's are demonstrating a show of force again with their Growlers! 😂😂😂

@BOSTV101

2 ай бұрын

😂

@sachadee.6104

2 ай бұрын

but I know not any better or it's a beer-carrying jug of half or full gallon size.

@BOSTV101

2 ай бұрын

@@sachadee.6104 👍

The crowd really makes these sometimes, like The Village People behind May and Hammond as they talked about Mick Dick and his Audi.

@BOSTV101

13 күн бұрын

Yess definitely

The bentley vs the r35 joke has been etched into my head for years

@BOSTV101

7 күн бұрын

Absolutely

“you’ve given me the baby, now get in the back” Iconic line

Im 16 and me and my friend go around opening the charging ports on teslas with a flipperzero and taking the charger out 😂

@BOSTV101

Ай бұрын

😂😂😂

"Richard Hammond was the smallest living object in miles"

@BOSTV101

21 күн бұрын

😂😂😂😂😂😂💯

i love how this video proves that for an entertaining and hilarious show, you dont need elaborate setups or high production value, just three mates paying each other out

@BOSTV101

Ай бұрын

Absolutely 💯

17:42 is one of Richard’s coldest moments

@BOSTV101

Ай бұрын

Yess

I’ve watched all these a million times but it’s still got me rolling😂🤣

@BOSTV101

Ай бұрын

Definitely

i love the segment of them taking about how unready the Electric car is and this was years back now and even now it's not ready so they were right even then

@BOSTV101

Ай бұрын

They will never be ready

3:55 in the good ending timeline James says: "He built it for himself"

@BOSTV101

21 күн бұрын

😂

the Growler car part😂

@BOSTV101

2 ай бұрын

💯

@BarryWallace-se8lz

2 ай бұрын

@@BOSTV101 You left the best part of that segment out though, when James says I wonder if the husband will to his wife I am just going out to wax the growler.

30:03 will forever be engraved in my mind

designed by a man called English Eichorn😂 "Squirrel", most amusing

@nitromeda

2 ай бұрын

Ulrich Eichhorn

@leoroverman4541

2 ай бұрын

@@nitromeda So sorry but sometimes the hearing plays tricks even though I played it back a few times. Eichorn is still squirrel so still funny.

@BOSTV101

2 ай бұрын

👍

@BOSTV101

2 ай бұрын

👍

@BOSTV101

2 ай бұрын

@@nitromeda 👍

”maybe go to your own kids sports day” XD

@BOSTV101

13 күн бұрын

😂😂☝️

The electric car unplugging conversation… one of my favourites!! @ 8:05

@BOSTV101

7 күн бұрын

Absolutely

I was taking a bite of a sandwich when I heard the words "Samuel Chuff-Fart" and gagged.

@BOSTV101

Ай бұрын

😂😂😂

@Rasscasse

11 күн бұрын

Ha ha

"He's my partner and also my lover" 😂😂

@BOSTV101

Ай бұрын

😂😂😂

Good jokes from good times!