I'l never grow tired of James' "Gokickle" bit.

The perfect car enthusiast gift: A tie with a supercar logo in the shape of a steering wheel that tells the time and can hold your favorite drink.

@hamisharnold8745

2 жыл бұрын

And with a Ferrari badge on it - £10,000

@itsamepersonio7338

2 жыл бұрын

Now make the favorite drink holder be a piston cup with a Lamborghini or a different logo then the actual tie, absolute perfect

@retroman1335

2 жыл бұрын

That is made of carbon fiber and has a button on it that makes f1 car sounds

@joshthomas2536

2 жыл бұрын

I'm wondering what supercar logo looks remotely like a steering wheel so you can tell the time on a tie that you'd be wearing.

@FMZown

2 жыл бұрын

That smells of bacon...

10:35 James May always got the best one liners

@klimpomp

Жыл бұрын

Suck, squeeze, bang and blow. That's how four stroke Jameses go!

@KaladinVegapunk

Жыл бұрын

That is the best one Although where the shit is cockring & wizards sleeve?? That's the best one

@user-vu1rt6fd5s

Жыл бұрын

How is he after that unfortunate filmed crash accident?

@J.R8765

10 ай бұрын

​@@user-vu1rt6fd5sfine from what I've seen

@polarisukyc1204

7 ай бұрын

That was probably one of the best one liners these three have ever encountered

"It's important in a submarine to know if the door is open or shut" - This aged well...

@nathankelsall5170

10 ай бұрын

😭

@firstnamelastnamethirdname

10 ай бұрын

Oh man too soon?

@nathankelsall5170

10 ай бұрын

@@firstnamelastnamethirdname not at all, too late if anything…

@carbonking53

10 ай бұрын

At 12,000 ft depth and 6,000 psi of pressure, a door makes no difference. Physics makes one.

@alyx6427

10 ай бұрын

CMON ALREADY

Being a big plane guy, I'm surprised May didn't go into a long winded explanation about how "big transatlantic planes actually have multiple sets of crew on board and actual beds built in that the crew can use on long flights" causing Jeremy to fall asleep again..

@jetseekers

10 ай бұрын

He probably did, but they skillfully cut it out

@banepo4

10 ай бұрын

You're a big guy.

@EinfachLuap

10 ай бұрын

Sorry to be THAT guy but we don't have "multiple" crews on board, max 4 pilots usually and the cabin crew just takes turns with their rest periods! :)

@jetseekers

10 ай бұрын

@@EinfachLuap that's what he means by 'multple crews' Flight crew anymore consisting of a captain and first officer Tho I do know some flight just have a single relief pilot for the two primary pilots and they just rotate

@EinfachLuap

10 ай бұрын

@@jetseekers Pretty sure flights over 10 hours must have at least 1 cruise relief pilot, as per EASA regulation, companies might chose to deviate from this and make it less hours of flight time. Not sure what the limit is, for when you need 2 reliefs.

8:15 will never not be a legendary clip

@almostkentish3042

Жыл бұрын

James is lifting a drink to his mouth when Jeremy asks that and he actually stops out of surprise

@TheOmegaRiddler

10 ай бұрын

I saw that in Home Bargains.

@drunk_famasmf5135

10 ай бұрын

And the legendary whole version, where the christmas tree fire is put out with it is still a treasure to be found, because i cannot find it anywhere on the internet

@surajbalajr.4016

10 ай бұрын

​@drunk_famasmf5135 and Jeremy yelling "I've put out the Tree fire with some pussy" 😂😂😂😂😂

@chrissieblossom

10 ай бұрын

@@TheOmegaRiddlerhome bargains is the only place I’ve seen it xD I’ve tried it, it’s ok, but I’m not that into the flavour (it’s passion fruit and lychee)

8:45 May's laugh at that time is absolutely priceless! 😂🤣😂🤣

14:11 What car have you got? "Volkswagen Jetta" 🤣

2:08 He had the hammer, so that part was planned... but judging by his reaction, he wasn't expecting the sounds afterwards!

@UnderseaPumaKing

10 ай бұрын

I'm not entirely convinced that Jeremy doesn't bring a hammer with him wherever he goes.

@timesnewlogan2032

10 ай бұрын

@@UnderseaPumaKing He never knows when he might see Piers Morgan again.

@droganovic6879

10 ай бұрын

I mean... this is Clarkson His solution to everything is either "More power!" or "hit it with a hammer" So I'm pretty sure that's just standard gear for them at this point. I mean Hammond pulled a hammer out later in the vid as well 😅

@user-dk2tq4ny4b

3 ай бұрын

the christmas stuff was always semi scripted but usually it would go off the rails way above the script

@SynchronizorVideos

2 ай бұрын

@@user-dk2tq4ny4bEverything in the “News” segment was planned out. They tried to wing it to sound “natural” in the first season, and it sucked.

21:27 James May is an international treasure

@user-vu1rt6fd5s

Жыл бұрын

Never met him

@kewuo

10 ай бұрын

@@user-vu1rt6fd5sok

@RatelHBadger

10 ай бұрын

I'll tell you something...

@RileyZilla1001

Ай бұрын

I'll tell you something else!

Best trio in TV, their humor bounces off each other flawlessly.

@antisal4192

10 ай бұрын

only annoying part is that most of it is scripted, some jokes are improvised but most are scripted

@christymon3548

10 ай бұрын

​@@antisal4192o

@iamdb1990

10 ай бұрын

it's never about the cars, it's those three

@user-dk2tq4ny4b

3 ай бұрын

@@antisal4192 the grand tour clips were mostly scripted, the top gear stuff was semi scripted to a point but the jokes were real time

@Muck006

2 ай бұрын

Couldnt have happened with women ... because you arent allowed to insult them on TV ... also: *_Men insult each other and dont mean it._* *_Women compliment each other and dont mean it._*

"The Veyron will never exist" This aged well

@grimsley9989

2 жыл бұрын

Was just about to comment this lol

@danasstumbrinis8462

2 жыл бұрын

He said "Buggati VERION" ha hah 4:32

@87654321j

2 жыл бұрын

I love car gifts but even I think 140k watch is a ridiculously over priced item

@Cards01

2 жыл бұрын

The Bugatti Veyron is a ridiculously overpriced car. So when you have the money get one, the watch is just the strawberry on top. And the two together might actually increase in value even more.

@thedankatheist3466

2 жыл бұрын

Bruh you beat me to it!

the fridge is actually pretty cool ngl

@joaquinfranco9012

2 жыл бұрын

The Momo Prototipo looks good on anything imo

@jmason0622

2 жыл бұрын

I'd love to have that mini-fridge. I can put it in my room, stuff it with drinks, and if some skeevy relatives come along, at least I know the ones taking my drinks are the ones with a brain lol

18:45 Caring Jeremy it's not something you can see very often

@huybao1193

2 жыл бұрын

Holy that was so wholesome lol

@randome.p.wvideos

2 жыл бұрын

Oh man that’s so cute

@Clarity_Control

2 жыл бұрын

Who wouldn’t be when near TGD

8:56 "Yippie ki yay mother truckers" now that's genius. I genuinely want that on a shirt (or a mug).

10:35 - That is an absolutely amazing line.

24:52 it would've been better if May showed a condom saying, "As you'd expect, I've done it properly"

@adrielsebastian5216

2 жыл бұрын

Or "I was the first to come"

@owenlea6505

2 жыл бұрын

@@lucadipaolo1997 OMG yeah 😅

@agoogleuser8219

10 ай бұрын

I was expecting "Oh Cock".

@DrewSavo

10 ай бұрын

Or maybe “does that mean she’s not coming on then?” Or depending on the circumstances “does that mean he’s not coming on then?”

@millersaur

Ай бұрын

Or “Oh COCK”

29:06 i love this, and Richard's "YOU CRETIN" 😂😂😂😂😂

@user-vu1rt6fd5s

Жыл бұрын

Short Riki

@Jjgm69

2 ай бұрын

I'm blind XD.

8:16 Clarkson called him “Rich” - dropped the act for a second 😂

6:30 I forget who the stig was @ the time, but you just know he had a smug smile on his face, and he was thinking "this is a great job"

I love how happy James was the the fork-spanner

32:42 Jeremy’s Face kills me every time 😂😂😂

@dusty-blade2280

2 жыл бұрын

I did not understand what Richard said just before this face X) can you tell me please ? :)

@reececollison5101

2 жыл бұрын

@@dusty-blade2280 he said ‘it costs £1500 and they lent it to us’, basically saying it’s the worlds most ridiculously overpriced fragrance so Jeremy just kept spraying it into the air for fun🤣

@DrewSavo

Жыл бұрын

@@dusty-blade2280 so normally when it comes to items such as these they are classified as “promotional material”, the idea being that for example those Lamborghini Baubles: they were sent to Top Gear and once they’ve been on the show to make people aware that they are available, the crew and cast could keep them (as Jeremy said he would). However Bugatti instead did something more tighter as they ‘lent it’, the idea being that once it was used in the show, they wanted it back. And there was probably a clause which specifies that they could only spray it on air, not behind the scenes for personal use. Which is why Jeremy not only blasted the air, but also gave some to the kid.

*TONIGHT ON BOTTOM GEAR:* (2:28) I destroy an annoying piece of bleeping plastic (12:56) Hammond magically pulls a tiny car out of his ass (15:54) And May attempts to assemble a bike he bought at IKEA

@cslearn3044

10 ай бұрын

Lmao

@lahar2412

8 ай бұрын

8:17 PUSSY energy drink

@Klovaneer

Ай бұрын

i see you are a man of culture as well

Who here was expecting Jame's condom to read "Oh cock!"

@HaliaStone

10 ай бұрын

A bit disappointed it didn’t actually, that would’ve been perfect. 😂 Another good one could’ve been ‘Oh no! Anyway…’

@gabrielhoy6790

10 ай бұрын

@HaliaStone That one should have been for Jezza, but absolutely! Me thinks each of them should have presented two or three condoms with their distinguish phrases.

”What flavour is it?” ”Leave it”

I love that the instant they heard Clarkson was going to take the lambo ornaments home they destroyed them

@christopherwall2121

Жыл бұрын

"Sorry, I dropped it."

@madfilms1000

10 ай бұрын

What makes it even better is that at his farm he has a lambo tractor

I can’t believe you cut out the part where they said “you’ve just knocked the wobbly head of the former president of Nissan USA!”

@applejuice5272

2 жыл бұрын

"Now look what's happened!"

@felagoncalves

2 жыл бұрын

Maybe he cut that out because no one ever has said that before

@interstate366

2 жыл бұрын

@@felagoncalves I don’t suppose they have

Hammond's reaction at 7:59 for the piston mug was priceless as well as his reaction at 8:04 for the toothpick James presented.

@Calgrissom

27 күн бұрын

He did what in his mug?

8:29 “what flavor is it?” Well James, it tastes a bit like a sweaty taco

@sdfilmproductions4193

2 жыл бұрын

After a energetic morning of tennis....Kind of like vinegar and tuna.🤢🙍‍♀️

@TheHutchy01

2 жыл бұрын

According to Ashens, the Pussy drink is cloying and tastes of generic fruit.

@Ayrtonium

10 ай бұрын

Like a bunch of submerged coins

7:14 that can't be a porsche designed training shoe; the laces aren't at the back!

8:16 I was dying laughing 🤣

12:41 I genuinely forgot he was talking about beach stuff and thought that the bucket was to prevent vomit getting on your Porsche

As a Czech, this video couldn't start worse than mocking Škoda.

@Memecho

2 жыл бұрын

Nowadays Skoda make great looking cars in my opinion

@Rob-tx3jl

2 жыл бұрын

Fuck the Škoda

@Markustajahoyrylaiva

2 жыл бұрын

@@Memecho I think it is ridiculous that they started to promote themselves as a premium car maker. they are just cheap bangers

@generalshark2833

2 жыл бұрын

@@Rob-tx3jl clown

@generalshark2833

2 жыл бұрын

@@Markustajahoyrylaiva another clown.

15:08 Hammond: You could hit it with a hammer and it would survive! Espresso cup: *doesn’t survive* Hammond: I was wrong…

Looking at these compilations I remember that these guys are actual friends and know each other inside out hats why their jokes and jabs at each other work... And they remind us of our friends thats why all this worked amazingly...

The gockickle 🤣 15.40

I died when jezza kept hitting the speaker

James laugh is *almost* as infectious as my kids! Cracks me up every time.

@BierBart12

10 ай бұрын

Oh god, being infected with children

Its called the gocycle....😂

Closeup of the Stig in a TVR surrounded by red smoke. BEST...FREEZE-FRAME....EVER!

0:30 Richard hammond was a parking sensor

This is hands down my favourite Top Gear compilation

3:14 this is the problem with the grand tour studio segments and why the vibe was off. They became a bit too obsessed with hating and roasting each other at points it felt scripted. James in reality would probably really enjoy that fridge and find it interesting

@liloupumpkin5278

10 ай бұрын

Yeah on TG even if it was scripted it felt at least genuine.

2:10 6:28 8:45 18:13 29:10 31:19 My favorite. Gifts segment the most chaotic segment of the show 14:12 What did he said? I can't hear

@mrtom2854

2 жыл бұрын

He said he has a VW Jetta

@TheCANation

Жыл бұрын

A Volkswagen Jetta

@user-vu1rt6fd5s

Жыл бұрын

Harrys are quarter battenernbergs

@calum2359

10 ай бұрын

Love how Jeremy picks up a hammer out of nowhere 😂😂

@FranzFerdinandVIII

10 ай бұрын

14:12 "Volkswagen Jetta."

1:41 I'd buy it if it had a recording of The Game Salmon yelling "I'M A DIESEL!"

Wait, 40 minutes? Gold!

08:17 "Would you like some pussy?!" Has to be one of the funniest random lines of the entire show!

1:30 20:30 29:00 32:10 Absolute favorite moments of jeremy

18:12 Good too see them keeping with the tradition

10:36 THAT IS A PURELY BRILLIANT LINE IF IVE EVER HEARD ONE AND THE LOOK ON THAT WOMAN'S FACE IN THE BACKGROUND TOO

That frigde with a wheel lock would be very convenient on the Mekong River special

Was anyone else expecting Jame's condom to say "as you can see, I've done this properly."?

@dylanshadowstar9779

2 жыл бұрын

😂

I’ve actually had some of the energy shown at 8:25, I was studying for my GCSE’s and there was a catch up day over the summer break so most of my class came in in non-uniform and we’re getting on with our coursework, the teacher was very laidback and actually brought a 24 pack of diet cola for us, while the class clown brought some of the aforementioned energy drink, aside from him I was the first to try some, I didn’t like it and neither did anyone else, if I remember correctly it tasted of pineapple and passion fruit, with something else in it that made it rather horrible

@esmeecampbell7396

10 ай бұрын

You need to be careful sharing pussy with people because you may get herpes. 😂

@Dawg347

10 ай бұрын

Petrol probably

@ryanford5387

8 ай бұрын

I feel enlightened to know it's actual flavour

Have you ever thought "Oh no my shoe horn is far too heavy?"

13:58 I think Richard Hammond is a Sith Lord

I die laughing every time Hammond smashes the Lamborghini ornament😂 (31:16)

5:29 that Bugatti comment aged well…

@TheHutchy01

2 жыл бұрын

I mean to be fair, the Bugatti Veryon still doesn't exist

@Deltairony824

2 жыл бұрын

@@TheHutchy01 ????

29:10 RIP Jezza's Eyes 😂 Also Carnage at 31:25

@DrewSavo

Жыл бұрын

Also known as Christmas with The Who.

8:25 The way he said "Pussy,Energy Drink!" made me laugh so bad

my favorite bit is Jeremy hitting with a mallet :)

i had dosed off in the middle and the ear beeper actually woke me up. seems a good product.

I've already got a decorated fridge. It says "Emily is a wee and a poo" on it Gee i wonder if one of his kids/kids friends made that XD

Simply the greatest trio .... in the world

37:18 I was generally thinking about attaching it to my panda, until James said that

Clarkson’s first course of action was the type out the message “Hammond is a Call U Next Tuesday.”

8:16 - that bit killed me today, because I bought one for sheer giggle, came home, popped it and played this video from the recommended - WHAT ARE THE CHANCES???

35:22 that’s…oh dear

0:22 i love that you can see that man very happy for that tie

23:27 Clarkson's condom: How hard can it be? Me: DON'T SAY THAT! 24:52 May's condom: I was the first to arrive Me: And as you would imagine, I've done everything properly

@zero_second_thoughts8766

2 жыл бұрын

I thought Mays would be "Oh cock!"

@dakotamarshall3395

2 жыл бұрын

98í⁸8⁸999.8. 8

@aaroncable4739

2 жыл бұрын

Imagine what that's saying if your abit older how hard can it be well at any age I guess not great tho you could say that's something from the female but she could read that instead of just saying to the male

@aaroncable4739

2 жыл бұрын

@@zero_second_thoughts8766 that would probably be on the femidom if the females really not wanting a baby and hes got protection and she still wants one or she wears it instead of him tho I know condoms stop babies but why are they called protection not really giving parents confidence or children a good name

@DrewSavo

10 ай бұрын

maybe “does that mean she’s not coming on then?” Or depending on the circumstances “does that mean he’s not coming on then?”

8:45 underrated May laugh

my brother actually got one of them internal combustion engines XD

21:55 is just legendary 😂

@PantherAusfD1944

Жыл бұрын

21:46

@markcf83

10 ай бұрын

......and the previous minute or so......

Ah the good old days of videos in 480p xD

8:56 “Yippee Kiyay, mothertrucker”

You know the dude that got that tie in the first clip wore that EVERYWHERE

I love that beeping ear piece the most.

I love those Lamborghini baubles probably like £2000 each lol also that Bugatti aftershave sounds great

It's amazing just how wrong they were about the Veyron

Thanks so much for putting this all together, just what i needed!

18:14 Hammond crashes into the studio

31:26 will always make me laugh

I was waiting for may's rolling pin to say " OH COCK"

“Oh, my pits are getting a bit wiffy”

Those condoms are absolutely hilarious 🤣 where can you get them? Asking for a friend...

It made my eyes water… brilliant.

These men are international treasures!

peep, peep, peep, SHUT UP!!! bonk SHUT IT!!! had me rolling🤣🤣

37:23 this one always makes me laugh

"It's revolting and that's why it's for you Jeremy" 😂😂😂

43:11 the shock in his voice is perfection

10:36🤣🤣

36:43 LOOK AT THIS!! w o w

A tire clearly meant for flashy street racers, drifters and touge drivers, with less handling. Brilliant.

@Nizzino_40

10 ай бұрын

And gender reveals 😂

@sugarnads

10 ай бұрын

Tyre.

I think the Richard Hammond 2010 Calendar is the cure for my morning wood.

We need more of this 😊

This is one of the best compilations. 👍

13:59 Hammond looks like Charles Leclerc in that frame.

5:24 "Never will exist" Are you sure about that?

My favorite top gear compilation

29:09 I'm laughing my backside off 🤣

@michaelkowal3230

10 ай бұрын

That's why sprays have a warning to keep them AWAY from your eyes