The thing I love about Russell Howard is that he credits how funny other people's jokes are and often it's the general public aswell. He doesn't try to be the funniest man in the room he just loves funny shit

@photofreak56

2 жыл бұрын

I think its because he knows that people will love his stuff and is confident enough in himself to share funny/heartwarming stores that will bring people some joy. Its honestly really sweet what this dude dose.

@jackgreen865

2 жыл бұрын

@@photofreak56 yeah 100% he doesn't try stealing jokes which a few are guilty of he knows he's funny and he enjoys jokes all round even the publics stuff

A compilation of brutal tweets is never complete without James Blunt.

@lwaves

3 жыл бұрын

Whether you like his music or not, his tweets are absolutely amazing.

@AmyAnna

3 жыл бұрын

lmao

@isabelladuffy1635

3 жыл бұрын

you could say his tweets were fairly....... blunt

@EchoSappho

3 жыл бұрын

@@lwaves 100%!

@AmyAnna

3 жыл бұрын

@@isabelladuffy1635 lmao

"What did we do?!" - Did we take the- "We took the piss!" - Hell yeah we did!

The best part about the Piers Morgan one is that he didn't come back at James because he couldn't because James spoke the truth 🤣

Whatever you think of James Blunt's music, you have to admit he's admirably savage on Twitter.

@kimfoster999

2 жыл бұрын

" savage on twitter " .... Time to get a life dude?

@littlewoodimp

2 жыл бұрын

@@kimfoster999 I did. It came with the opportunity for parole.

These day I'm seeing more of Russel Howard more than my freinds

@oscarb4z818

3 жыл бұрын

@@mcpugh yea ok😂

@rhysshaughnessy4757

3 жыл бұрын

Not complaining tho I love russle 😂😂

@turkeyman631

3 жыл бұрын

Yes, told to say the right things, then you get the right kind of spotlight.

@islabruce7086

3 жыл бұрын

Merg

@rhysshaughnessy4757

3 жыл бұрын

@@turkeyman631 what you on about?

James Blunt will never stop being a hero on Twitter. 😎

@TheDarkSide11891

3 жыл бұрын

James Blunt - Ex-NATO Recon Officer, Fantastic Singer and Professional Twitter Roaster - What can't this man do?

@bigbang1331

3 жыл бұрын

He said it on graham norton show-he doesnt write those😂

@staysharp1476

3 жыл бұрын

He made two great songs aswell, your beautiful and goodbye my lover, glad to see his relevant.

@kaneo6162

3 жыл бұрын

Hero's aren't Sopranos.

@neuralmute

3 жыл бұрын

@@kaneo6162 Roger Taylor would like a word with you...

James blunt is a fucking legend

The best James Blunt thread will always be Twitter user: "That James Blunt song is utterly horrific, horrific" James: "Yet so many people bought it, bought it"

@DaveWraptastic

3 жыл бұрын

It's the absolute fucking worst though, I wouldn't be bragging about the general public having garbage taste.

@HedeccaTamer

3 жыл бұрын

@@DaveWraptastic What you've just said is "People shouldn't openly like songs that I don't like"

@StateOfMinds

2 жыл бұрын

@@HedeccaTamer Nah, let's hear him out. I love my neighbours, but one absolutely loves Barbara Streisand and I feel that extraordinary rendition to a CIA black site for reprogramming is a weapon we need in our arsenal.

@thomasnolastname8734

2 жыл бұрын

"What would James Blunt even tweet about?" James: "Boning your mum"

@LRM12o8

Жыл бұрын

Twitter rando: "I would love sit James Blunt down and explain line by line why 'You're beautiful' sucks" James Blunt: "And I would sit [Twitter rando] down and explain dollar by dollar why I don't care" I don't like that cheesy song, but damn he put that pathetic rando in his place and I respect him for that!

Fun fact. If you hear gunshots, don’t run around and scream, get low to the ground. People are, in general, bad shots. They will shoot into the crowd and ignore the ones already laying on the ground

@louiseb6111

3 жыл бұрын

I think I’d rather try run and hide than lie there like target practice!🤷‍♀️

@rogermoore9516

3 жыл бұрын

@@louiseb6111 too right 😂😂

@ospreyphil8995

3 жыл бұрын

Isn’t there a risk of getting trampled by the crowd?

@JargonMadjin

3 жыл бұрын

@@louiseb6111 The "don't scream" thing still kind of applies though

@louiseb6111

3 жыл бұрын

@@JargonMadjin They always scream running up stairs! Running upstairs? That always baffles me!🤦‍♀️

Note to self: don't drink tea whilst watching Mr funny man.

@kellie-annhinde6145

3 жыл бұрын

XD

@mcfcguvnors

3 жыл бұрын

what funny man ? boris was only on for half a minute n he was shit :/

@hectorsanaifric343

3 жыл бұрын

@Kyan Nurse yeah russell howard is not funny,he is a low hanging fruit kind of guy and it's absolute bottom of the barrel comedy

@sorrowandsufferin924

3 жыл бұрын

And don't put the milk in before the tea bag

@benlawton5420

3 жыл бұрын

Half of his jokes are about boris and trump, I think he is jealous of them or something.

Russel is one of the only things getting me through the Lockdown

@Shebeast3

3 жыл бұрын

amen to that👏

@MrMarkusmulder

3 жыл бұрын

Tiktok, dude!!!

@ziegweid

3 жыл бұрын

Got me through T*******

@llewellyncheetham7804

3 жыл бұрын

Same

@Tubilakken

3 жыл бұрын

Ironic since that big of a crowd might spread and prolong the Lockdown

British humour is the best humour and there ain't nothing you can say to make me believe otherwise

@lactoese

3 жыл бұрын

Actually the German kid criticising a mctasty and explaining that the cheese is exactly 21 minutes old.

@libbymiss

3 жыл бұрын

@@lactoese that sounds up there

@samuelbarber6177

3 жыл бұрын

Indeed

@Shebeast3

3 жыл бұрын

true we just don't know we are being funny

@ataphelicopter5734

3 жыл бұрын

Scotland is even better

Even though the employee deleting trumps account is old news, knowing that trump is actually banned on Twitter now is amazing

@tornadotaylor8956

3 жыл бұрын

When did that happen?

@izzyolim2008

3 жыл бұрын

@@tornadotaylor8956 after the Capitol raid

@francaisclive2033

3 жыл бұрын

Around about December or November last year

@sm8476

3 жыл бұрын

So you like censorship? That’s a feature of a dictatorship you know

@silversmoke6

3 жыл бұрын

@@sm8476 thats not what censorship is. Try again. A private entity is not obliged to give anyone a platform, and he broke their terms of service. If anything, they gave him special treatment for years by not banning him previously. Cope harder

I fucking love James Blunt for his comment and the fact that Toni liked it

Donnie's deleted permanently now... That guy was just ahead of the curve.

@lizcollinson2692

3 жыл бұрын

He was the true hero, he did it before it was cool. If only it had stuck.

@clairemcfadyen1036

3 жыл бұрын

Sets a dangerous precedent. Trump should not have been censored. When people are unable to speak in public they speak in secrecy. Trump supporter's will now be galvinised like never before. Cencorship is a very dangerous thing. This scares me. If they continue to ban Trump then they could delete Biden, delete anybody, delete you. No my friends this is nothing to be happy about. On the contrary it's the opposite.

@TheScholar1

3 жыл бұрын

@@clairemcfadyen1036 On the contrary, no one cares.

@clairemcfadyen1036

3 жыл бұрын

@@TheScholar1 You have the cheek to call yourself "the scholar" yet your cheap 3 word shot says otherwise about your character. You must seek the truth or America will damn the entire world.

@tiredassbibliophile1167

3 жыл бұрын

@@clairemcfadyen1036 the scholars argument is perfectly reasonable. And seeing as the only was you could disprove it was to attack their word choices, I would assume that you cant form a reasonable argument in defence.

I love James Blunt on twitter. He's a savage.

How does Olly Murs tweeting about “gun shots” end with Piers Morgan and Kolo Toure arguing over being told to shut up.

@commandermccluck

3 жыл бұрын

Because that's what happens in Britain

@sebchambers6055

3 жыл бұрын

it wasn't even the real Kolo toure. Apparently it was a fake account

@user-xf4ls5el1w

3 жыл бұрын

@@sebchambers6055 yh the account wasn't verified so probably

@ee1085

2 жыл бұрын

I lost my shit it was so funny. "Is this a comeback? I told you to shut the fuck up" genius

Russell. I've been struggle with depression problems and you're one of the 2 people who make me genuinely smile and giggle. So thank you so much0. Please like so russell might see this comment.

@hamishmunroe9906

3 жыл бұрын

Who's the other? I bet it's Greg Davies?

@phoebemckay

3 жыл бұрын

@@hamishmunroe9906 The other is Jacksepticeye. I love watching all his old series over and over and wait with anticipation for his new ones.

@Poke-ladd

3 жыл бұрын

@@phoebemckay ah a great Irishman

@HolyGoddessMotherAnne

2 жыл бұрын

It's just depression me gal but glad you doing well.

@EchoSappho

2 жыл бұрын

@@phoebemckay LAUGH! I discovered Jacksepticeye vids when I was stuck in quarantine in Africa by myself and felt absolutely shit. Especially his video on the Ultimate Irish prep bowl got me through most of the tough days there. Sometimes I still randomly think LAUGH! 😊

You can totally understand why Jeremy Clarkson punched Piers Morgan!

@lwaves

3 жыл бұрын

And why, even when Morgan just happens to say the right thing, it's never for the right reason.The slimebag only does it for himself. If only Clarkson had also landed the 'foodgate' punch onto Morgan too. One punch isn't enough.

@Kat-mu8wq

3 жыл бұрын

Who wouldn't?

@Frserthegreenengine

3 жыл бұрын

@@lwaves although for the incident with Jeremy Clarkson it was because supposedly Piers either insulted Clarkson's wife or released stories about Jeremy's private life. At the British Press Awards it caused a massive argument between the two which resulted in Jeremy Clarkson punching him. Apparently there was a previous incident between them as both flew on the last ever British Airways Concorde flight from NYC to London, Jeremy poured water over Piers in retaliation for Piers publishing some unwanting photos of Jeremy against his will. So basically Piers basically deserved the punches from Jeremy.

@lwaves

3 жыл бұрын

@@Frserthegreenengine Oh definitely, Morgan absolutely deserves it. I like Clarkson but even at his worst, he doesn't come close to the low life that Morgan is.

@Frserthegreenengine

3 жыл бұрын

@@lwaves agreed. Clarkson is likeable and he doesn't take himself seriously unlike Morgan

Got to love a bit of Russell Howard during these tough times 🤣

The best response to the New York Times was from a woman who said: "How petty do you want them? I deleted More4 from the Freeview box to stop my husband watching 'Come Dine With Me'".

@redpandamurphy

2 жыл бұрын

The monster. Does she have no shame.

I don't do patriotism but the fact that the British public can't be trusted to behave is incredible. We always find a way to embarrass officials or remind anybody in the public eye to know their role and shut their mouths ... And that makes the UK the greatest nation on earth.

@HGmolotov

3 жыл бұрын

Im not quite sure, recently our government officials have been just as stupid as the rest of us

@mergonzaga2271

2 жыл бұрын

Greatest nation on earth? Errr...

@georgemcgukin5576

2 жыл бұрын

I feel like everyone in Britain hates politicians even the politicians themselves

@Michelle_Schu-blacka

2 жыл бұрын

@@georgemcgukin5576 That's not too far from the truth. Over here, you kind support the party but hate the politicians in that party, while at the same time, if prove like the policies, they will switch their vote. But there's also slightly more integrity so there'll be disagreements within that party. There's also the opposite where party members won't tolerate a leadership that threatens election prospects so leadership can change pretty quickly and sometimes, members will defect to other parties, which is why it can seen like politicians hate politicians. For example, if British politicians did and said some of the things I see from american politicians, they'd be out of a job within hours, where american politicians get defended.

@ellecampbell3271

2 жыл бұрын

I’ll second that from Canada! I mean, Boris?!!

To that rogue employee, I salute you, your a hero 😁

@kimfoster999

2 жыл бұрын

you have warped view of what a hero actually is ! embarrassing 😳

Can confirm that Twitter is a complete shitshow, you'll find every facet of the human mind on there. Mostly abject rage and large amounts of sarcasm

@lets_rock_and_ride5943

3 жыл бұрын

Agreed

@buzjevur

2 жыл бұрын

Sarcasm, don't you hate it?!

@pamelacass9642

2 жыл бұрын

And...here comes Elon Musk...

@Mr._Sherwood

2 жыл бұрын

because the site wasn't bad enough already, now it's being run by a terminal narcissist

I feel like that employee gave us a taste of what was to come hahah!

the British humor is always the best 🤣

Me: feeling low, watch Russell and feel a bit better

Damn. Even British Twitter is entertaining. 😂

@RedDevil_Joe

2 жыл бұрын

Lol where are you from?

That one that said they miss eating out their friends sent two more right away. One correcting themselves, several times and a further one saying "what have I done?". She knew what would happen, lol

Howard’s usual shows are funny but theres something really powerful when he speaks in a stern but calm voice

Sat on bus crying with laughter😂😂so many dirty looks

Milk before tea bag.. What a tremendously horrible idea. What kinda person would ever even think of doing that 🤦🏾‍♀️

@ellecampbell3271

2 жыл бұрын

My Irish mum had an Rule Tea, sugar, milk. It was Law at our house in Canada. Anyone else had to knee on the floor and pray to the Stations of the Cross? I thought my family were aliens.

@thejuiceking2219

Жыл бұрын

it's basic culinary logic. always put you're solids before your liquids, that way if you put too much solid in, you can take it out

@avatara82

Жыл бұрын

@@ellecampbell3271 this is my rule also. Sugar melts better in hot tea than in tea thats colder because of milk

I thought boris was talking about himself when he said cringing embarrassment.

@redfox7497

3 жыл бұрын

he wasn't???

@andrewstubbs9092

3 жыл бұрын

@@redfox7497 its called taking the piss

@simontay4851

2 жыл бұрын

He was.

I didn't even know James Blunt was like that. He truly is "beautiful"

@massimookissed1023

2 жыл бұрын

So long as he ain't singing.

"I once told a bumble bee to fuck off" got me

James Blunt, Olly Murs, Toni Kroos, Piers Morgan and Kolo Toure interacting with each other at once is something I never expected to see in my life. Edit: Kolo might not have been the actual one but still it's great banter.

Good bye orange man

@ataphelicopter5734

3 жыл бұрын

I shouldn’t have laughed as much at that as I did

@hectorsanaifric343

3 жыл бұрын

@@ataphelicopter5734 well I mean if you're watching a russell howard video your bar for what makes you laugh must be below sea level

Oh this brighten up my day. Thank you.

One of the best shows on telly heard he might be going to America with it hope he does he deserves it

Britain's greatest moment in 2021 is that it has finally snowed with all the snow stacking up

Thanks for posting in quarintne. As a sick kid I have to shield at home so it videos really cheer me up if I'm having a bad day, keep it up

@johnhariis250

3 жыл бұрын

Get well soon Ben 👍

@lembartjellico5926

3 жыл бұрын

@@johnhariis250 my girlfriend just dumped me, could you wish me well too

@gamingclips8133

3 жыл бұрын

@@lembartjellico5926 plenty of fish in the sea pal

@TashaBryanUK

3 жыл бұрын

Keep your chin up Ben 💜🍻 shall sacrifice a beer in solidarity with you.

@TashaBryanUK

3 жыл бұрын

@@lembartjellico5926 be well, stay safe and hope your heart feels happier soon, 🍻💜

I needed this bit of levity today, thank you!

3:24 - 4:14 This part I have been watching on repeat

The kolo incident is ironic considering that he was a member of the invincible 03/04 team

I can't wait for the new season 😀

Thanks for the memories...

Sometimes, using capital letters is important. I loved the comment made by a lady who recently travelled to New Zealand, and told everyone "they give you three rats on arrival, which you take home".

Needed these laughs

This was posted on my 67th birthday ....Thanks for a good laugh Russell !

Pure gold! 😂

that woman might have misunderstood "eat out to help out" but now we know Matt Hancock did too!

i actually cried laughing watching this

I have been watching Russel during my live lessons haha

This is my new favourite video

I love the little "shut the fuck up"

James Blunt was a close friend of Carrie Fisher. It wouldn't surprise me if he had adopted some of her humour.

@Wut3225

3 жыл бұрын

His mainly comes from his military career

@dianeshelton9592

2 жыл бұрын

I think he always had it, that’s why Carrie and he got on so well.

@kylegoalby9063

Жыл бұрын

@@dianeshelton9592 are they close friends

Well played James Blunt. King of Twitter!

James Blunt's surname is very fitting. He's savage on twitter and 'blunt'. Not all heros wear capes folks; sometimes they just spit the needed truth 🙏 absolute legend 👑 #respect 🙏✨️

Omg I am doubled over with laughter and occasionally screaming. God knows what my German neighbours must be thinking…. It’s just British humour, this is how we do it 😂🤣😂😂😂🤣🤣

@Dee-mo8yt

Жыл бұрын

Don't worry about what those German's think, they have a bit of history with ignoring people screaming 😳

james blunt really lives up to his surname and is hilarious.

RUSSSELLLLLLL

6:09 Isn't that the truth, divide and concur , distraction planned by them as always, Glad you mentioned it. Much Love World Wide xx xx xx xx xx

@lets_rock_and_ride5943

3 жыл бұрын

Yeah so maybe people should cool down on the dividing everybody into way too many sub categories i mean you have noticed the rising levels of conflict that's caused

@BlackWingParanormal

3 жыл бұрын

@@lets_rock_and_ride5943 100% agree, Let's just be united as1 as we should be, that's my dream. Much Love, Blessed Be xx

Always good for the morning breakfast Russell. From Australia where this household turned off the TV in 2019 and has not turned it back on again.

6:53 Nigel Farage looks drunk

I can't tell if russ is funnier when no one is laughing and he gets a bit quieter or when people are laughing and hes shouting

Only Russell can show us something ridiculously stupid and funny and follow it up with “And that’s why we’re British”

This is halarious 😂

finale agolf twittler is gone :D

I never thought I would like piers Morgan but he’s the journalist that actually pressures the government for answers and isn’t afraid to ask them wtf r they doing

@J1mston

3 жыл бұрын

Yeah it's always good seeing twat Handcock squirm and Piers regularly makes that happen.

@pamelacass9642

2 жыл бұрын

There's another Piers Morgan you're talking about, right?

Lmfao this is best video clips 😂😂🤣

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 oh Russell

I’m embarrassed that I didn’t get the “come quietly” joke till the third listen.

@feralbluee

2 жыл бұрын

LOL it took me a second to get it. it sorta comes by fast! (sorry, couldn’t resist :)

2:48 Basic but effective

I died of laughter when you made an impression of my town abergevenny

Russell is right we are better when we are United.

Russel howard is so funny... like omg i cant stop laughing 😂 🤣 😆 💀

I love that Donald is actually gone from Twitter now

@wimex9062

3 жыл бұрын

What is so great about censorship?

@evo_is_confused

3 жыл бұрын

@@wimex9062 we don't have to put up with his bullshit any more

@wimex9062

3 жыл бұрын

@@evo_is_confused Do you really think, that the censorship is gonna stop there. Just wait until they come for all of us...

@evo_is_confused

3 жыл бұрын

@@wimex9062 what are you on mate they got rid of him cause he was a tosser you should only be worried if you're one too

@elarichard6108

3 жыл бұрын

@@evo_is_confused yes we went from the guy who killed the leader of ISIS to the guy who told Obama not to kill Bin Laden because it would ruin his reputation.

U are a legend

Can’t remember last time I laughed out so loud

Sort the comments by recent to see all the trumpist snow flakes insulting Russel despite knowing damn well he doesn't like trump. Just stop watching. He downer want you anyway

@benlawton5420

3 жыл бұрын

All im seeing is anti trump comments.

@guilhermefranco2930

3 жыл бұрын

@@benlawton5420 nah, keep scrolling. You have to scroll more

donald trump really shouldn’t hold up his hands should he? They really are creepily small 🤢

@77moessa

3 жыл бұрын

Just proves that he has never done an honest hard days work in his life.

@ta8258

3 жыл бұрын

@@77moessa what 😂 hand size are genetics got nothing to do with work

@77moessa

3 жыл бұрын

@@ta8258 actually I was more referring to his smooth baby textured hands. Look man I know your upset that he's gone. But get over it.

@ta8258

3 жыл бұрын

@@77moessa I ain’t upset he’s gone I glad the guy was a joke of a president good riddance I thought you meant he got small hands by not working but hand size is due to genetics I didn’t know u meant smooth textured hands my bad

@77moessa

3 жыл бұрын

@@ta8258 its all good.!

RUSSEL,L MY SON,AS A CANUCK FROM BRITISH STOCK,MAY I SAY,YOU ARE BRILLIANT MATE..JUST FOUND YOU HERE ON KZread AND I CAN NOT GET ENOUGH..SHINE BRIGHT SUPERSTAR

Brilliant. 😂

Trump deletion guy finally got his wish

Access to Tr**p’s account US: deactivates account UK: takes the piss and messes around with it as we should

Russel Russel the news has gotten better

Divide and Conquer Russell!

The bit about Trump being deleted aged incredibly well since he now is banned 😂

@jjalessaaa

2 жыл бұрын

Elon is bringing him back.

I genuinely had a mini sick when I saw Farage

2:48 this entire thing reminds me of something from drama alert or any tea channel lmao

eyyyyy its russel boissss

Twitter should've followed that guy's example and banned him back then.

1:52 Not wrong. One time when I was at Pride London, there was a LOUD clap of lightning, and many of us thought that was a gunshot. So many people just stopped moving instantly and quickly looked towards the source of the sound in slight panic.

@Joe-sn6ir

2 жыл бұрын

congrats....you let yourself be conditioned. the left have you now. O.o

@reptoidrenaissance

Жыл бұрын

@@Joe-sn6ir lolwut

James Blunt is a legend!

Can't beat British Humour! 🇬🇧

"Our sense of humor will always bring us tog-" - We interrupt this broadcast to inform you that this comedian has been jailed for offending the emotional sensitivities of bumblebees.

@feralbluee

2 жыл бұрын

~ ~ LOL ~ ~ little, sqeaky buzzy voice, “ he didn’t offend me! that was hilarious. i went home and danced it to my friends. no one could fly for hours from laughing.”zzz 🐝

Love how right wingers are all in favour of comedians saying whatever edgy shit they want. But if the comedy makes fun of the right then suddenly its going too far.

@pamelacass9642

2 жыл бұрын

"America! What a country!" - Yakoff Smirnoff

Next time it's gonna be TESCO 😂

Jezz coming back after 3 years and i swear he was funny then, then now