Imagine being a child then finding out your on a comedy show because you said mum I've shit ma self

@Sem5626

3 жыл бұрын

then sitting down to watch yourself on teli only to have a bloke with a bung eye screaming out santa isn't real

@PaladinGear15

3 жыл бұрын

That kid seemed a little too old to be crapping himself o_-

@HelenBeeee

3 жыл бұрын

@@PaladinGear15 I dunno adults shit themselves all the time I wouldnt be complacent about it..... :))

@tailssonicteam1604

3 жыл бұрын

@Scooby SnaXx mate you've got the best profile pic I've seen 😂😂😂

@lucyfishwick1459

3 жыл бұрын

Imagine finding it years later as an adult or even worse a mate finding it 😂

Deserves a like just for the sign language birthday song

@RIXRADvidz

3 жыл бұрын

a 'Like' and a Tear. lots of tears.

@sophiepires792

3 жыл бұрын

❤

@notjan

3 жыл бұрын

I liked because of the jingle bells kid

@pseudonayme7717

3 жыл бұрын

@@RIXRADvidz Yeah that one got me too Rix. Couple of old softies we are eh😊

@tonocruz2607

3 жыл бұрын

Facts, that shit gave me the chills

“If you eat your carrots you’ll be able to see in the dark” *Who else got told this as a kid??*

@jameshill9325

3 жыл бұрын

Yep

@EchoSappho

3 жыл бұрын

No, but I was told watching telly too long will make your eyes become squares. And that if you eat really well, a little bit of the meal will come up from your belly button. Turned out my dad would grab a leftover little piece and pretend he was rummaging around our bellies to find the reward. I refused to eat the bits, because "they're gross growing in your belly and out your belly button"

@BarugoSama

3 жыл бұрын

Well, i never liked carrots as a kid, and rabbits love them.. Guess who wears glasses now? Hint: not the rabbit xD

@helenemuscagorry244

3 жыл бұрын

In France it was if you eat vegetable soup, you will grow tall

@jameshill9325

3 жыл бұрын

Another one in the UK it was if you eat crusts of bread you get curly hair

Massive props to the class who learnt sign language for their guy!! That was so sweet 🥲 . Bet that touched his heart more than they will ever know and he will carry that with him forever 😊

@gregbrogan9061

3 жыл бұрын

Now you're making me cry!

@RickReasonnz

2 жыл бұрын

One of the reason I love Russell, he not only shares the hilarious but also the sweetest stories.

@SusanLostSoulsExploring

2 жыл бұрын

I cried! So sweet! 😢

@MrGiorgioud

2 жыл бұрын

I know! Displays of humanity such as that from.the schoolchildren and the caretaker are all too.rare and welcome....

@twinklorballin693

2 жыл бұрын

@@MrGiorgioud so true!! We are so focused on the bad that we rarely see the good!! But that was just so sweet 😊

boy: runs away from the queen me: probably heard that rumour about her being a cannibal

@paperbag6310

3 жыл бұрын

WHAT!!?

@furlo1623

2 жыл бұрын

@Kingchoo's Rolling Studios FFS!!!!!!🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

@lindalowe337

2 жыл бұрын

Mmmmmmm gravy.

@KkkkB-vi4lk

2 жыл бұрын

@@lindalowe337 saw ur comment and thought "I wasn't the only one to see a documentary about the 'gravy' thing. When I've spoken about it people think I'm losing my mind 😃 but also just thought I'm saying this to u so I hope it is the same thing. I don't know how it's not talked about much. But I suppose when it's mentioned it's like all things said about the celeb/higher industry that it's all conspiracy craziness.

@Poeticfloetic

2 жыл бұрын

@@TheConMan1 No. As a child we used to say that at school. Too quick to correct.

That bye from the kid was freaking hilarious.

I love how the kid who was on about Santa's clearest line was what the fuck, clearly learnt the key words for life

@Rain-zh6lb

3 жыл бұрын

69th like and LMAO

@AeliaM16Lake

2 жыл бұрын

He might be ahead of the curve, knows the concept of trespassing already even without the words for it yet

Russel Howard: don't hit kids Russel peters: beat your kids

@adamolaore1967

3 жыл бұрын

We know who you side with Anakin Cough* order 66

@leoalper4530

3 жыл бұрын

that's funny coming from you General Skywalker! Last I checked you slaughtered an entire room of younglings!!

@batmitesolos7097

3 жыл бұрын

Meesa wanta an apprentice Ani. Reject Sheev. Return to Gungan.

@Charlienmeg

3 жыл бұрын

Sorry for disturbing you. I was looking for the triangle players section, not the nerd section. Sorry again.

@Jordan-ko7me

3 жыл бұрын

Yes because Anikan doesn’t hit children *wink wink.* He only slices them in half with a burning blade of plasma. Much better to be put out of your misery.

Strict parents just have great liars as children.

@caitlindavies9670

3 жыл бұрын

Yes they do

@xgreenjacket

3 жыл бұрын

Fact! I never got caught lying as a kid and my dad liked to dish out beats

@Siziusmopul

3 жыл бұрын

Literally

@juratory8876

3 жыл бұрын

Yep.

@MorbidAngel609

3 жыл бұрын

@@xgreenjacket Q

The kid who did the jingle bells actually impressed me XD. he knew the beat, just not the words. So, instead of quitting, he came up with lyrics ON THE SPOT, and even made it sound kinda decent! If I didn't know the song, I could believe those were the words by the sheer CONFIDENCE he had XD

Not gonna lie, i burst out in tears seeing the amputee cancer survivor get hugged by her classmates.

I kinda wish for a compilation of all the times Russell made himself crack up lol

@julianrrushi5530

3 жыл бұрын

That would be a looongg complition

@zonermaguire

2 жыл бұрын

@@julianrrushi5530 but I bet its worth watching 😂😂

Boy:"i think she's amazing. Aren't you?" Girl, biggest grin:"yes" That was soooo sweet❤

When they showed the Amelia part I was so Proud as I know that girl personally she the sweetest girl ever... she once broke her prosthetic foot cause she was so excited to dance again...

@sandoumir4348

3 жыл бұрын

"I am so proud for knowing somebody". The (pathetic) world we live in summed up beautifully . . .

@georgina-a

3 жыл бұрын

@@sandoumir4348 Knocking someone for being proud of a friend who has bravely overcome adversity (and been recognised for this achievement)? Jealous - either of the achievement or the fact she has friends? The only thing pathetic about this world is the people like you in it who are jealous of a child getting attention and love for beating cancer... Dick...

@gregbrogan9061

3 жыл бұрын

@@sandoumir4348 -Wow - That's the way you read it? You're sick - seek help!

@gregbrogan9061

3 жыл бұрын

She is obviously loved by the class, and she has the best smile through all the suffering. Yah - She is amazing!

@fayesummerill5100

3 жыл бұрын

@@sandoumir4348 it’s not them I’m proud of knowing her, it’s the fact that I’m proud of how far she’s come and I’ve witnessed so much of that story, the good and the bad so I know what she’s been through, she’s so inspirational...

I was beaten nearly every day. I struck out on my own at age 17 but my kids who were not struck have surpassed me in their accomplishments. Plus, they respect and love me.

My mum said that Nutella was grown-up marmite so she could have more

@tailssonicteam1604

3 жыл бұрын

Modern problems require modern solutions

@mintfreightage7670

3 жыл бұрын

😂

@nickieriley7733

3 жыл бұрын

Hahaha love her

That caretaker one was just wholesome

Any comedian can make you laugh, but it takes a special one to make you genuinely smile

@debbskyj

2 жыл бұрын

Exactly, I can have tears rolling down my face laughing and then he'll tell a beautiful story.

The thing is strict parents don't tech kids to behave they teach kids to be sly and how to get away with things

@Leo25059

3 жыл бұрын

And listen for footsteps

@UZIKING

3 жыл бұрын

It's all true, But at least it gives us content for r/entitledparents.

@evawambani7992

3 жыл бұрын

@@Leo25059 now I can listen for my mother-in-law's footsteps..

@user-oc3zl1vw2p

3 жыл бұрын

Not me and my sibling comforting ecahother less than 10 minutes ago cuz we both having hella dysphoria and wanna do the sewer slide- they're 10 fam like they should have a childhood but noo emotional abuse Instead 😂

@marieejayne

3 жыл бұрын

Strict parents basically amped up our survival skills lmao Sauce: I have a strict Asian mom 😂

That kid blowing out the candle had me sending him allmy strength too. Lol

That 7 year old is Sonic the hedgehog in human form, gotta go fast 🏎️🤣

Saying happy birthday to a deaf caretaker, jokes on you, I meant to cry anyway.

the sign language clip made me cry :( the look on the guy’s face is so precious

3:58 whenever I see this video, I wanna cry, it’s just so sweet 9:28 I love that they’re just like “GET IT, THEO”, it’s just so much funnier, amping the little champion up

Russ is one of my favourite comedians because he mix laughter and seriousness to together and link back to joke he starts of with it just mad how he can connect seriousness with laughter balance .

Had dinner with Russell in Wellington, New Zealand, tonight. He's as awesome in real life as he is on the stage. Lovely, good human being.

@napoleonbonerfarte6739

2 жыл бұрын

Who paid

Love the clip of the children hugging the little girl returning from cancer treatment. 😭😭😭😭😭😄😁❤️❤️❤️

1:13 the mum's just there like "shit shit shit. SHIT"

Bruh, when that baby saw the toy isle for the first time, that hit different 😂😂😂

1:43 - this child is a true introvert.. I can just see the gears turning "Guests?! I guess he will want me laying out milk and cookies or something!"

Now time to create times Russell made us laugh, basically a compilation of every single show Russell has ever done.

Kids are just brilliant aren't they?! 😂

Aww that bit with the caretaker 🥰. He must have felt so appreciated☺☺☺

' mommy I've shit my pants' has to be the greatest 😂😂😭

3:53 is honestly adorable

Saw Russell live a few years ago which was brilliant. I became disabled not long after and find it difficult to go to theatres now because of no nearby parking or access. Love how he mentioned the very much untalked about disabled people. x

I don't blame the kid that crawled out when introduced as their adopted son. How about just son? Wouldn't that suffice?

I laugh so loud my neighbor must think I've gone mental. Thank you✌️💙🐕

Now, I am gonna be looking for a compilation of kids swearing 😂😂😂

5:53 10 years time he’ll be at the olympics and he’ll beat usain bolts world record

@nightavenger375

3 жыл бұрын

We will watch their career with great interest

@oliviadaly4795

3 жыл бұрын

I think he will. Based on the speed he ran 100m, he'd be 7.77 sec off Usain Bolt's world record of 19.19 sec. He said has his sights set on the Olympics

@robbinmcoley6827

3 жыл бұрын

@@potatomer Pah did this at school under 10 many years before the bolt hit the news...Me and paul murphy from dorcan school..Hes still about ask him....These days be lucky to do in twenty mins on the zimmer.hehe

@lalibellapayne8384

3 жыл бұрын

As a Jamaican and a track fan I approve this message

Now to create ‘When Russel’s made us laugh’ and put everything he’s ever said on it

I’m an nhs worker and I’ve had a tough week. This video made my bloody day. Thank you 🙏🏼 !!!!!

@brillsmith2207

3 жыл бұрын

and im someone who stayed at home to save lives and protect the NHS... i think you need to remember who saved lives... it was us not you. you wasnt performing tracheostomies was you... STAY HOME PROTECT THE NHS SAVE LIVES = WE SAVED LIVES BY STAYING HOME AND PROTECTING THE NHS just sick of nurses acting like they did something when they didn't.... half of you refused to wear decent PPE because it wasnt provided for you (which it should have been) but i managed to buy FDA approved KF94 Masks and you could have done the same (using money from jobseekers allowance which is much less than any wages)

@Nazo_moon

3 жыл бұрын

@@brillsmith2207 no ones talking about saving lives. But wow. What a strange comment.

That 7 year old that did the 100 m in 13 seconds has a great future for himself. If he carries on like that until he grows up, he will see some great success.

@stevencoates3382

2 жыл бұрын

If he cut his hair imagine how fast he'd go then?!?!

Russel is the only thing getting me through quarantine 😌✨

I wonder if the cops say "please blow into this bag sir" and I just act like that kid who can't blow. Legend.

This almost made me want kids in the future.

Never heard of this man before (American, Sorry 😉), but I absolutely adore him. What a handsome guy with an awesome sense of humor! 🥰❤️❤️

I adore Russell Howard. Bravo. I will watch these forever.

I believe it was Sir Ken Robinson who said, "When kids don't know, they'll have a go".

Our daughter would sneak inappropriate clothing to school. I worked midnights. I got woke up @ 10 every day by the school calling. 2 hours of sleep after 12 hour shifts. I finally told her if she did it 1 more time I would walk her into school with my ratty bathrobe, old nightie, fuzzy pink slippers and hair in curlers. She thought I was joking. Nope. I walked her into school holding her hand and went to class with her. No more inappropriate clothing issues for the rest of the year. It was so bad that she was almost expelled because of it. The principal the last day of school thanked me I guess they had no more issues with any of the other kids either LOL. Mom power!

No matter how bad the news is or how busy a day you've had in work, you can always count on stand up comedians to cheer you up

that wee boy knew the queen is a lizard person

My Mom quit 'getting the belt' when we quit crying while she was spanking us. That's when she had to get creative. Grounding, no TV, can't go out, in your room, chores without rewards, no pocket money, to bed after dinner, she knew how long it took to walk home from school - the phone would be ringing as I was trying to get in the door. Creative.

@zippyustar6350

3 жыл бұрын

Good Mom 👏🏻🥳

@alicepersson9568

2 жыл бұрын

@@zippyustar6350 old comment but yea i disagree

This really lifted my spirits ❤️ reminds me so much of my daughter when she was one n she went through a short phase of telling me to 'piss off' 😂 I got her to stop not long after but my god it was absolutely hilarious 😂😂😂

3:46 This is too freaking wholesome my goddddd…

I actually was afraid of Santa coming to my house like, how does he come in?? How do my parents let it happen? And if he can, who are you to tell me a burglar can't? My parents told me the truth right away so would I stop annoying them 🤣

3:25 The joy. The pure joy. He has discovered tranquility

Russel you make me laugh 😂 and cry 😢 in a 10 minute video 👍🏻

Honestly, the reaction to the queen was perfect!!!

When my faith in humanity fades, its the kids that remind me of the joy, hope and strength of the human spirit.

Top 10, Russel is so funny.

Russel: you shouldn't hit kids Americans: shoots kids

@swiggityswoater4191

3 жыл бұрын

Upgrades people upgrades

@kryten1016

3 жыл бұрын

I never understood school shooting jokes I guess they’re aimed at younger audiences

@K_ingh16

3 жыл бұрын

@@kryten1016 had us in the first half not gonna lie then American police took our lives in the next half

@pseudonayme7717

3 жыл бұрын

@@kryten1016 😄😆😑😢

@tailssonicteam1604

3 жыл бұрын

😂😂😂

I do love Russel Howard, no matter whats goin' on, wherever, whoever, he makes me laugh so hard, my mascara runs from the laughter tears. XD Yes, you are responsible for my panda eyes lately Russel! :P

7:55 Old MacFadden use to ride on a waffles orphan slay!

Nothing better than a new Russell Howard upload to cheer your week up!

The last wee chap has me gasping for breath I’m laughing so hard bless him

I love it so much more when there's an audience laughing

Thanks for telling my kids santa isn't real 😂😂😂 🤦‍♀️ next time I'll wear headphones

3.54 mark had my all teary.. 🥺 that was magic! 😆 👏🏿👏🏾👏🏽👏🏼👏🏻🇦🇺

Thankyou Russell for taking on disability I had a stroke two years ago many thanks

Russell you NEVER fail to make me chuckle 🤣....God bless you!

I think I'm going to hell ... My first thought on seeing that kid who swallowed a whistle was "I'd never get bored of seeing him get tickled for hours"

“EMOTIONAL DAMAGE!” - ever person ever

Great video. I laughed, I cried, Five stars ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️

Honestly needed a bit of russell. Thanks

The kid in the toy aisle was like me in the 1st coffee shop i went into in Holland :)

Russell is a hero. Nuff said. ❤

A friends child said his first word in a supermarket. A pensioner was doing the "oh aren't you a good boy" etc. when Ben looked up at him, slowly pointed and said "dickhead". It was at that point his mother decided she had to curtail her swearing while driving around with him in the car seat.

@fisherking7798

3 жыл бұрын

😂😂😂 thank you for sharing

Thanks Russ. Another hilarious video. 🤣🤣🤣🤣👍👍👍👍

I came for the laughs and ended up crying at that poor brave lil girl

@nektekket852

2 жыл бұрын

Your tears do you credit brother 🙏

This was great. Thank you.

Russel is too funny

That baby going down the toy aisle is how I am with LEGO

I love this guy.

Absolutely hilarious, love it Howard u smashed it bless you mate🥰❤🌹🙄😆😃😅🤪

Thsnks russell. Made my day

I love this guy!

Boris Johnson, I think wed all like to say, on behalf of the population 1:00

@Simon-vg3rj

3 жыл бұрын

I love. That part of the video

The little guy singing Jingle Bells was so sweet and the little girl going back to school after her leg amputation was sweet and brave.

I did not expect to cry watching RH. But I did with that amazing girrl

Omg I'm in stitches 😂😂 that lil boy though "mammy,iv shit my pants!" 😂😂😂

My day just got brighter!

🤣🤣🤣 Amazing compilation

I am going to start every Monday morning watching this video 😊

Kids are amazing ❤️❤️

The kid in blue at 3:15 thereabouts is the most Scottish child I’ve ever seen

🤣😂😆 ahhhhhhh man that kid at the end BRILLIANT 😂

This properly cheered me up😁🤣👏👏💕❤

Looking forward to seeing Russell live onstage down here in Auckland in a week.

That last bit about santa deserved wayyyyy more laughs, I laughed my ass off