"I was kicked in the head by a horse." priceless.

@Thawhid

3 жыл бұрын

Lmfao

@sophiedash4026

3 жыл бұрын

Nigel actually found that funny... 3:31 😂

@sdprz7893

3 жыл бұрын

@@sophiedash4026 Same here I voted leave but that was top quality banter right there

@imid3440

3 жыл бұрын

iconic

@idcgaming518

3 жыл бұрын

@@sdprz7893 same.

The British public. Mad as a bag of frogs, and bloody loving it

@rahatali5331

3 жыл бұрын

We’re just something else. And I fucking love it.

@nxthy6978

3 жыл бұрын

Love the Uk

@serenjaia5523

3 жыл бұрын

BAG?!?!

@JayOfBurn

3 жыл бұрын

@@serenjaia5523 What else would you keep frogs in?? I love my fellow Brits. Almost as good as Aussies when it comes to making a joke out of feckin anything.

@comedygirl_04

3 жыл бұрын

@@JayOfBurn it's a box of frogs, never heard of a bag of frogs

The problem with Russell acting transfixed by the camera is that we can't quite tell where he's looking on the best of days.

@Cryscorde

3 жыл бұрын

Bruh

@amydavies9650

3 жыл бұрын

Why did you kill him like that?

@StabbyJoe135

3 жыл бұрын

SAVAGE

@exhaleinhale999

3 жыл бұрын

you didn't have to do him like that

@DarkVoidDan

3 жыл бұрын

FFS why wont it let me see my New Message. :)

Media: builds a tower Protestor: Amateurs, fools, they think they can stop me, i'm unstoppable

@iljaradenkovs7150

3 жыл бұрын

*I'm inevitable*

I was showing my dad the persistent protester and he instantly said "I've shook hands with him"

@Bloodlyshiva

3 жыл бұрын

I wonder how he kept himself in shot so accurately?

@fisherking7798

3 жыл бұрын

@@Bloodlyshiva it's not so hard you can see where the camera is pointing

I mean, if you're going to break into the house of an 82 year old who still wears a powerlifting team shirt, you deserve everything she gives you.

@thomasnolastname8734

3 жыл бұрын

Imagine breaking into her house thinking it's just gonna be some sweet old lady Then she fucking bodyslams you

@THENAMEISQUICKMAN

3 жыл бұрын

I like to imagine she has a WWE referee on hire just in case someone breaks into her house.

I actually remember watching the Brexit protester, it was the FUNNIEST shit

@alveolate

3 жыл бұрын

that bloke deserves a medal, or a knighthood.

@km-ug2cu

3 жыл бұрын

Maybe but who is crying now all the lefty scumbags after Brexit you will all be called your days are numberd with all your far left crap

@Cryodrakon_

3 жыл бұрын

@@km-ug2cu Come back when you've learned how to spell kid.

@km-ug2cu

3 жыл бұрын

@@Cryodrakon_ lol i just spotted the mistake but thank you for letting me knew kid

@Cryodrakon_

3 жыл бұрын

@@km-ug2cu You're welcome kid :)

Russell's really getting us through quarantine

@themutualfriend5286

3 жыл бұрын

No doubt

@nadiaahmed7070

3 жыл бұрын

Spot on

@lottiehodge979

3 жыл бұрын

We’re not really in quarantine anymore though

@elernation5519

3 жыл бұрын

lottie hodge we probably will be in a few weeks

@loritracy1385

3 жыл бұрын

@@lottiehodge979 - Old gal in the US here. And yes, we are! 😷

I think the reporter in Australia at the end was actually scared of the koala because she’d been told it was a drop bear, a similar-looking but much more dangerous animal

@aussie870

3 жыл бұрын

Can confirm, had a scooter last week that was nicked by a drop bear. Scary overgrown rats they are.

@alexgobaks1954

3 жыл бұрын

Haha dropbears are a myth to scare tourists

@aussie870

3 жыл бұрын

@@alexgobaks1954 The drop bears got to Alex before he could be saved. One day people will understand the level of manipulation the drop bears can achieve in order to catch unsuspecting prey.

@MrAudienceMember2662015

3 жыл бұрын

The risk of chlamydia cannot be overstated. 😉

@MrEiniweini

3 жыл бұрын

In fact I did a search on the "Australian Drop Bear". there is an article from National Geographic, The Australian Museum of Natural History and The Sydney Morning Herald. All very reputable sources and all published on April 1st. I seriously spent an hour trying to convince my daughter to do a project on it at school citing these reputable sources. We are Australian, I just wanted her to present something as a project to the school that she could cite and get full marks for having two primary sources and a secondary. It would have been a great joke.

Debbie Edward won A LOT of respect here in Aus for the way she handled that joke. Shortly afterwards when interviewed on one of our morning tv shows, the dipsh't presenter Karl Stefanovic just kept trying to embarrass her, like it was his joke. Instead to her credit, her response was effectively "that was the first time we seen those guys smile all day, and I'm glad I could give them that." Karl being the oblivious dumbarse he is just kept going. What a tool. Good on you Debbie, if it were up to the public we'd piss him off and give you his job. You're a legend👍

@dontbefatuousjeffrey2494

3 жыл бұрын

yeah. Karl's a dickhead. He gained a bit of respect from me during some genuinely decent reporting on the Qld 2011 floods, but he's well lost it since...

@Ludifant

3 жыл бұрын

Gotta love Aussies. Don't wanna, but gotta.

@redluca56

3 жыл бұрын

What was the joke? I think I missed it

For one fact; she was told it was a "Drop Bear," different to a Koala by the simple fact that Australians know that Koalas are real

@bungo2514

2 жыл бұрын

@mug wump dang that sounds evil

@DavidLinn

2 жыл бұрын

shh! not everyone knows that!

Haven't had a good laugh in a while. I miss Russell

@alexryder8125

3 жыл бұрын

@vicnel 443 😂😂I probably should've clarified that I miss him doing the show

@toastiboi7618

3 жыл бұрын

Rusu Alexandra-Ioana yeah lol, people can be easily confused

@aintnobodyherebutuschicken1418

3 жыл бұрын

I had to think for a moment - has he died???

@catrinenataliesmith6835

3 жыл бұрын

Now he’s gone to sky he’s gone

This man can make anything funny literally he turned that guys clapping into a funny joke

Seriously what would we do without Russell's joke's

@HOTD108_

3 жыл бұрын

Just flick the bead?

@YFB72

3 жыл бұрын

Laugh

@scotchontherock9714

3 жыл бұрын

@@HOTD108_ Grind the bean

@applicableapple3991

3 жыл бұрын

Not have Russell's jokes

@joshsykes4983

3 жыл бұрын

@@applicableapple3991 bit late

Lets admit it; the general public are the true inspiration for his sketches

@thomasday9295

3 жыл бұрын

Let's admit that is comedy... Because people can relate

1:14 this beautiful man made my day whenever he appeared

“It’s a bit wet out here. I don’t know if you’ve had anything to do with that.” I fucking died

This helps a lot with anxiety

@djyownder109

3 жыл бұрын

Marianne Havisham makes me laugh anxiety kinda stops

@ReeN1995

3 жыл бұрын

@@djyownder109 It's great for you but i can't really relate :(

@AlisonBryen

3 жыл бұрын

Same...having a bad day today and this has made me feel loads better

At least that last lady could laugh at herself. We all need to be able to do that sometimes.

2:50 lol I hope this guy gets a lot of folks offering to buy him a pint. 🍺 His persistence is admirable.

Omg, that reporter at the end looked like she was going to the paint ball range 😂

Russell for prime Minister 🇬🇧❤️

@AdrianColley

3 жыл бұрын

You think you're joking, don't you?

@chrisshoults2133

3 жыл бұрын

Adrian Colley- wtf do u mean. Na he’d be great

@alistairl1418

3 жыл бұрын

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@tillyhewitt4491

3 жыл бұрын

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@kushaal201

3 жыл бұрын

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4:24 At least that woman in the scooter had a doctors right next to her incase things went south... or should I say north 😂

@mattsomeone610

3 жыл бұрын

She was trying to get to the KFC

@FrostiKitsune

3 жыл бұрын

@@mattsomeone610 Or her meds

@mattsomeone610

3 жыл бұрын

@@FrostiKitsune no seriously theres a KFC to the left with a Costa on top

@FrostiKitsune

3 жыл бұрын

@@mattsomeone610 Wait really? I didn't see that at all xD

@Star-Man

3 жыл бұрын

TOXIIIM Yeah, the place where the people were stood taking the video was the doctors and like right next to it is a costa and a KFC 😂

I find both his persistence and their professionalism impressive

If its ever safe to travel again, anyone coming to Australia, ths Koala's in the vid are used to being handled, don't do that to a koala in the wild, it will scratch your face off...

@anti-victimGenX

3 жыл бұрын

...and they bite like overgrown rats too! Just saying.

@ajaykhande4583

3 жыл бұрын

I heard they take a piss on you and it contains STDs

@letswastejayce_5764

3 жыл бұрын

Yup, koalas have chlamydia. But yeah, that should be a given to any wild animal, just because it's cute doesn't mean it doesn't have a nasty bite and claws to match. If it's Australian and it's not in a petting zoo, don't touch it. Not even being funny.

@anti-victimGenX

3 жыл бұрын

@@letswastejayce_5764 Absolutely. Everything is on a mission to kill us here!

@hayreddinbarbarossa661

3 жыл бұрын

@@letswastejayce_5764 wait til they find out about the Gympie Gympie tree. Even our plants want to f'ck us up.

You Can't beat The British Humour!! Its Priceless x

The dude at the beginning was just stoned af having a lovely bike ride and saw a freak talking to a black box with an eye attached to it.

i'll creep through a hedge😭😭

Anyone else enjoy watching these videos, it cures my depression for a bit and makes life easier for another day ❤️

@IntersexGamer

3 жыл бұрын

Hi its none of my business but I saw you mentioned depression and hopefully I dont offend but what got me through my depression was mood stabilizers and making dumb faces in the mirror. Im not trying to tell you what to do just thought maybe thisll hopefully help and I remember how dark the days were when I was depressed. I hope you manage to kick depression's butt.

@sharonready5102

3 жыл бұрын

Nightshade Gaming .....same for me ..... takes my mind off all the sad memories I have of my abusive x husband . Xxx

@IntersexGamer

3 жыл бұрын

@@sharonready5102 OMG im so sorry Hopefully Idont offend in offering but theres a site called rainn.org they may be able to help. Im truly sorry you went through that.

@sharonready5102

3 жыл бұрын

VapeyGamer .... no you didn’t offend me. I have tears running down my face as I text .... I haven’t stopped crying ( on and off ), all day today ..... but your kindness of suggesting the link above is very much appreciated. Thankyou so much .

@IntersexGamer

3 жыл бұрын

@@sharonready5102 No problem. If I knew you in person id give you a big hug. You didn't deserve what happened. I hope the link will provide a lot of help to you.

This is why I love being British we are just so unique and always looking for a laugh

I'm an Aussie so that lady holding the koala gave me a good laugh!🤣

3:28 Sounds like my first science teacher.

Thanks mate!!! That made me giggle. (I'm German so of course that's the best you can get out of me)

@Mortthemoose

3 жыл бұрын

😅

@generalsaufenberg4931

3 жыл бұрын

#METOO 🤣🤣🤣

This is the only time I’m grateful to be british

That guy with posters 🤣🤣🤣🤣

7:51 “they’ll hope this is not a metaphor for their campaign” Hmmm...

😂😂😂 I've watched this before, but Russell 's stuff always makes me laugh. Love that old lady who gave her would-be burgler a suprise!! 😅😅💟👍💪💪💪 Bet he won't be trying that again! Lol

Proud of my fellow New Yorker, that's NY tough for you. I'm also grateful for Russell's comedic brilliance...and you know, for Russell in general.

Favourite comedian ever

@albertwootten6216

3 жыл бұрын

Got to be hasnt it

@kygodragon4782

3 жыл бұрын

You've never heard of Ricky Gervais? Oh boy you have a whole world of the funniest man ever to experience! Enjoy 👍

There are some real superstars on these clips. They all deserve a reward.

For that last clip, I think they confused the gentle Koala with the truly dangerous Drop Bear.

Whenever I feel down and depressed you lift up my spirits. Thank you Russell Howard 👍🏽❤️

We need more Russell! PLEASE come back!

Right at the best time when we are in need of a laugh, Russel are you timing this with the amount of shit that a human can take? because me and a lot of people were in dire need of a good laugh. My thanks goes to you :)

As an Aussie I couldn’t be more proud when the reporter said “fucking Aussies!”

God bless this show😂 I have had a crummy week going back to work and dealing with exam resits. This has to be the first time I’ve laughed out loud! Thank you!

I used to be "What changed "I was kicked in the head by a horse" Edit: I think I was going through something but I'm not sure

@nahuelma97

3 жыл бұрын

Are you alright mate?

Weight Lifting Gran was awesome!

I hate patriotism. The idea that my country is objectively better than another is ridiculous. But people like the Brits in this make me so proud to be British. We can't be trusted to take anything seriously, always find a way to embarrass leaders and see pomp and circumstance as a chance for a wind-up, most of the time, completely off the cuff... That makes The United Kingdom of Great Britain and Northern Ireland, objectively, the greatest nation on earth.

@ms_scribbles

3 жыл бұрын

....I see what you did there. I was just about to make this long comment about the difference between patriotism and nationalism and then...I got to the end of your comment. Fair play.

@rachelfox8108

3 жыл бұрын

That's it right there. The pride in our nation should come from our pride in our people -- all of us. We make Great Britain great, not the government, and not some flag.

@amyconway1631

3 жыл бұрын

The United Kingdom of tosspots

@Hydraclone

3 жыл бұрын

@@amyconway1631 And I'd have it no other way.

@amyconway1631

3 жыл бұрын

TheDeadlyPianist hell yeah

One of Britain’s finest

What a guy

I remember seeing another of your shows where you showed a video interview with the lady in the shop who beat up a robber. She was showing what she had done to him with a metal bar. At the time I had already seen the interview with Willie and her burgler. So when the shop lady started shoving that rod at the burglar, I kept hearing Willie, " I was shuggin him. Shuggin him. I really did a number 9n that man."

I just found your videos on KZread and I’ve been laughing so hard my sides hurt.

I enjoyed this so much yesterday, for the first time ever, I’m rewatching one of your videos again. The Nigel Farage portion (starting at around 3:00) is piss-in-your-pants deadpan brilliant!

"He's like a heroic mister tickle" 🤣🤣

Can you make a compilation like this of every time Russell has impersonated his dog? Don’t forget to include the good news clip when Archie did agility course!

The laugh track makes me feel like I'm watching Big Bang Theory

@Lauren-cg4oq

3 жыл бұрын

It’s not a laugh track tho? He literally has an audience live watching

@frandowns-wheeler6484

3 жыл бұрын

It’s not, there’s always a fresh audience and they always sound different. Sounds manufactured because they turn down the mics to make applause more concise.

The simple wobble of the elongated sign. The elegance with which it sways. Gorgeous.

I love this guy to bits!

This man is the definition of comedy 😂

Thank goodness for Russell Howard during these difficult times

omg these are amazing 😹😹😹

This must be one of your best or more like i really needed a huge lift of spirit.Thanks for face pain iam in bits over you

7:51 I'm going to hell lmao. I've rewatched that at least 10 times 😂

I was waiting for that sweet old lady to say... I shoved that bottle 👆💪

We really don't see many snow dongs in the US. The UK truly knows what to do with snow.

“I was kicked in the head by a horse” 😂😂😂😂

Literally screeched when he said, "I don't know if you've had anything to do with that"

How can you not think someone can be that funny. You’re the funniest guy I know

The best part of the itv reporter is she’s wearing it in backwards.

Thank you, I needed this today.

Meanwhile in the UK 😂 You guys rock! Greetings from Austria 👋

Please go on I'm a celebrity get me out of here

@bagely_

3 жыл бұрын

Yeee that would be amazing

@Ocker3

3 жыл бұрын

Nah, we get more of Russell when he has his own show

@ThatCoalSoul

3 жыл бұрын

With your Mother!!!

@jodielouisedawn2597

3 жыл бұрын

It's all scripted and they get told what to do so we wouldn't really see our Russell..

😷👍 Thank you. I really like Russell. He's sweet, kind, smart & damn funny! ✌️

Thank you for these

Thank you Rus!

I needed this laugh so bad today!!! Thank you, Russell!!

Hey Russell. Thanks for brightening my day. :D

Thank you Russell for keeping our sanity

Eveyone needed more Russel Howard in their life

The only time a Koala is dangerous is if while asleep in a tree it falls on you accidentally.

Got to love the general public

I love his wit.

8:06 make that woman the Queen!!

Lol the way that guy was talking, I thought of the t-shirts back in the day that said: “My brother went to Iceland and all I got were these lousy Jammie Dodgers.”

These videos are like reshuffling music Very good!

I’m speechless.

That body armor reporter was a good sport! 😂

That little black lady! 😂 I wanna be her when I grow up! ❤️

I want to say a big thankyou to mark! Class

"Fuckin' Aussies" is a compliment to us.

I used to work in Uxbridge, there’s a few characters in that town on a weekend. Hilarious 😂

I love this guy

I live in New Jersey just outsided of NYC where that older woman beat up her intruder and I remember that news story very well. We were ready to give her a parade. Did you notice her Powerlifter T-shirt? She works out at the local gym on a regular basis. That's a grandmother I wouldn't want to sass.

@decodolly1535

3 жыл бұрын

My first thought was "Does that say powerlifting?" It was never going to end well for the intruder - good for her!

i never used to like him but blimey this stuff is amazing well done dude.

Amazing

What a prank at the end hahahaha she looked like she actually thought she was gonna die by koala claw!🤣 "Fucking Aussies!"🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

who else is binge watching all of Russell's quarantine videos

Some really brilliant trolling in this video. :D

That snow though 🤣