Those lobsters were bright red, which means they’ve already been cooked. He just threw two dead lobsters into the sea.

@MarijnvdSterre

2 жыл бұрын

I didn't know about them turning red after cooking. You send me of to a nice search. I am not completely sure the second one was actually red, but even so. Since only around one in ten million lobsters are naturally red before cooking, I am sure you are right.

@sandormacneil7580

Жыл бұрын

At least the sharks got something to eat

@harrisondenton2621

Жыл бұрын

​@@sandormacneil7580 sharks eat live prey

What's funny about Miller is that the fight fell through because he was found doping... Must have found traces of Anthony Joshua

0:48 he looks like Sauron became a gameshow host and stole the sequins from one of Steve Harvey's jackets

The stories about Raheem Sterling are horrific. It reminds of what Berti Vogts (ex- German football manager) once said about himself - If I could walk on water everyone would claim that I cannot swim.

Thank you Russell for the much needed laughter and chuckles!!!

@PapiVegano

2 жыл бұрын

“Thank you Jesus For Bringing Russel” -African mum and her kids

In Tyson Fury's defense the cow was already dead, where the lobster was able to be set free.

@duderyandude9515

2 жыл бұрын

But him paying for the steak is the reason she is dead. It’s the same reason we hold people responsible for HIRING a hitman even if they don’t carry out the murder themself. It’s simple supply and demand. Cows won’t be killed for steak in a vegan world, would they? so he is just as culpable. That’s why he smiled afterwards, because of the comical hypocrisy, I just don’t think the cow found it very funny.

@jamiemiller7316

2 жыл бұрын

@@duderyandude9515 I was just being silly.

@duderyandude9515

2 жыл бұрын

@@jamiemiller7316 Maybe, but I thought you were trying to provide a justification. 😅 Regardless, the point is made.

@jamiemiller7316

2 жыл бұрын

@@duderyandude9515 👍

@lordbaemon1467

2 жыл бұрын

@@duderyandude9515 This is why people don't like vegans

Note to ones self.. Do not watch Russell while on bus with headphones on.. Gettin funny looks gigglin to myself😂😂😂😂

@jocomfiresin6982

2 жыл бұрын

Look around and announce loudly "Sorry I was just thinking of what you'll faces will look like when the bomb goes off" then just go back to watch the video.

That was back in 2018, and still there's racism in sports, why can't people just live and let live?

@LeonieJMerry

2 жыл бұрын

I wonder how many people who gave Sterling abuse back then, were bigging him up in the cup final recently? Football hooligans are hypocritical as well as moronic.

@hks2377

2 жыл бұрын

There’s still racism all over, sadly. I suppose because racists would rather stay ignorant than admit they’re wrong.

@duderyandude9515

2 жыл бұрын

Because we’re taught bigotry ever since we’re born: we’re taught that certain beings are inferior to us to the point that we can kill them needlessly and then we make jokes about Tyson Fury’s hypocrisy.

@isabellaangeline2175

2 жыл бұрын

@@duderyandude9515 Because it should be mentioned. And no, not all of us are raised in racism. If that were true you wouldn’t have different races uniting to fight against those that insist racism needs to be a thing.

@lichkinggamer5708

2 жыл бұрын

Because people like trump live

When do we see your brother with his Weatherspoons humor.

@arthurtheslime9359

2 жыл бұрын

He starred in a clip a few seasons back when he was shagging a motorcycle

@alfsmith4936

2 жыл бұрын

Just after a terrible impression of the Queen saying something mildly not queenlike I imagine.

@arthurtheslime9359

2 жыл бұрын

@@alfsmith4936 surprisingly no! What a shocker. No he was doing a bit about thag guy who shags his car.

@theothervoiceguy2168

2 жыл бұрын

Hey are names are similar my name is Jacque👌

@iaincowell9747

2 жыл бұрын

@@alfsmith4936 kzread.info/dash/bejne/qnl3t9Slnrupoc4.html

Could watch him all day, so entertaining, a breath of fresh air! 🥰

Don't even care that it's basically a clip show, still funny.

@sophieduarri6206

2 жыл бұрын

A

@redhydra2871

2 жыл бұрын

B

@mainingredient7429

2 жыл бұрын

@@redhydra2871 C

@atlanticluciano

2 жыл бұрын

@@mainingredient7429 D

@markritchie2061

2 жыл бұрын

@@sophieduarri6206 e

Thank you for sharing. 'I don't like to kill animals, I will have steak'. Hilarious!

@duderyandude9515

2 жыл бұрын

I don’t think the cow found it funny.

@Kat-mu8wq

2 жыл бұрын

@@duderyandude9515 I mean the cow would have died either way.. As a farmer I can tell vegans if everyone suddenly turned vegan, there would be a mass slaughter of every animal bred for food. They arent going to be set free as 1) they don't have the ability to survive in the wild as they've never learnt how to defend themselves 2) many countries don't have the predators to keep population of these animals under control. There is currently around 3 chickens for every 1 human. Tberes around 7.8billion people, you can figure out how many chickens that is to be slaughtered if they're no longer required.

@msfifi8669

2 жыл бұрын

@@duderyandude9515 Absolutely not, The way Tyson said was I don’t mean the actual event.

@timtreefrog9646

2 жыл бұрын

@@Kat-mu8wq the billions of animals on the planet now are only alive because we mass breed them. As less meat is consumed, less animals will be bred. The process has been (and will) gradual. The only way in which millions of animals are just let loose in each country is if everyone went vegan all at the same time... It is not going to happen.

@backgroundfella1374

2 жыл бұрын

@@timtreefrog9646 but just to add on a point, you say it will be gradule, but farmers will aimply not care for the animals as whats the point? There source of income is out, theyll die practically at once, whether that be of Starvation or dehydration. They need us to live as they cannot survive in the wild alone, and if they dont bring us an income well whats the point?

Only British sense of humor could say "Not bad for a fat guy who cant punch"that comment would be lost or misunderstood be it any other nationality

@ebbhead20

2 жыл бұрын

Nah, that's actually very Scandinavian that. It's sort of a standard line here.. Used to make a comeback with the same claim, at someone who used it at you. We love that shit here.. 😎

@minigrande1939

2 жыл бұрын

@@ebbhead20 sarcasm

@lichkinggamer5708

2 жыл бұрын

@@minigrande1939 it’s good to see another brit

@ebbhead20

2 жыл бұрын

@@lichkinggamer5708 he aint the only one. 😎

@ranjanbiswas3233

2 жыл бұрын

No, Only USA.

The very last scene had me in stitches

The way Russell said “oh nooo” had me howling 😂😂😂 As a Scot, I approve this imitation 👍

The Anthony Joshua presser sure sounds like a Key and Peele skit about boxers escalating threats to such an extent it ends up sounding super sexual. Oh and they get married after the fight. Consequences!

Russell Howard makes my day!

For once my favourite line wasn't from Russell, just his choice..."I'll have a steak"

2021 and racism is STILL an issue in football 🙃

@hks2377

2 жыл бұрын

And life, unfortunately.

@voodoochile333

2 жыл бұрын

@@hks2377 stop knifing people and get an education

@lichkinggamer5708

2 жыл бұрын

@@voodoochile333 it’s shanking and we have lots of education mate because we’re English, there’s not much else to do

@michaelj.beglinjr.2804

Жыл бұрын

Race will ALWAYS be a problem, until we finally mix enough that we become all one color. Skin color is the most ridiculous thing in the world to hate someone for, as it's impossible for them to change it and has no bearing on what kind of person they are. Hating someone over their skin color is just wrong.

Don't kill lobsters.... Eat a cow🤣🤣🤣🤣

@ebbhead20

2 жыл бұрын

Well, lobsters have moved up in life since B52s started singing about them. Although i think The Sugarcubes mentioned them first.. 😁

Seeing Russell on Sunday for his show. Can't wait!!

That dog saving the goal was amazing

Thanks Russell I really needed a good laugh.

I am addicted to Russell Howard! 😂👏🇨🇦

If I’m having a drink and watching one of your videos…I have to pause it as I keep spitting water out haha

i was in tears when russell mimicked the i feel antony joshua speech XD

If she leaves you for another, there is always her mother -Sun Tsu

“Tattoo’s don’t make you do stuff” - Right. People should be free to express themselves without being blamed for the crimes of others.

Thank you Jesus for bringing Russell

That lobster was bright red, meaning it had already been cooked.

I say we just abolish twitter people like that getting mad over a proposal is just mind blowing

Originally from Memphis TN and living in Vegas, I have to say I Russell AND his TOUR Vegas PLEASE 💞💞💞

The last ones just twitter for you though they have to find everything problematic but refuse to see that they themselves are a problem too

@fenecofeneco19

2 жыл бұрын

You will love the face of a chinese female gold medalist diver, being proposed in front of everyone by her badly placed (for a chinese) boyfriend...

@hks2377

2 жыл бұрын

Twitter exemplifies why so many businesses stopped using “suggestion boxes”, years ago. Then again, it’s been used to expose government oppression, racist employers, etc.

Love it

Gawn Russell tell them the truth 👏🏾

Thanks Russell !! 🤔🤨🥴😜😂🤣 Laughter is the best 🤣✌️

The end! 💀💀💀

If tattoos make you do something, then there’d be a hole lot more child superheroes out there. (I know they’re temporary… it’s a joke)

@agt155

2 жыл бұрын

WE should idolise guns.

@samuelbarber6177

2 жыл бұрын

@@agt155 why? They’re weapons of murder. They’re only real function is to kill things.

@agt155

2 жыл бұрын

@@samuelbarber6177 racist

@samuelbarber6177

2 жыл бұрын

@@agt155 huh?

@bilindalaw-morley161

Жыл бұрын

So, they fly until bathtime...then what?

I can't decide if "andanie Jashwaaa" or "aww nuuuu" is funnier

@bilindalaw-morley161

Жыл бұрын

The funniest thing is your comment has a "translate to English option!"

We all love Russell

How is throwing COOKED lobster back into the ocean freeing the lobster?! Fury is just feeding the sharks 🤣

@gavincarstens6497

2 жыл бұрын

2:40 if you listen he says to take the elastic of them IE they are still alive, most high end restaurants keep live crab and shelfish

@duderyandude9515

2 жыл бұрын

@@gavincarstens6497 And BOIL THEM ALIVE although that has been outlawed recently. But ONLY recently. It’s disgusting how mainstream animal abuse is.

@angrydoggy9170

2 жыл бұрын

@@duderyandude9515 That’s not how any decent cook would do it. It ruins the flesh. You take a sharp knife and smash it through the head, killing the lobster instantly. That way the meat remains tender.

@amarmallhi3997

2 жыл бұрын

The problem with freeing that lobster is when they take the elastic cuffs off their claws, the claws no longer work so they'll definitely become shark food.

@bigboredthing

2 жыл бұрын

@@angrydoggy9170 It's the same with any animal, if they are cooked alive they produce massive amounts of lactic acid which tastes bitter and makes the meat tough. So for the best meat, be humane.

To be fair.. Only about 15% of women want a public proposal. The idea of it was coined as a way of control by men.. Its harder to say no when there's a crowd.. People don't often like making a scene.. However in this instance she was clearly happy so all worked out for him.

@malachymccabe3772

2 жыл бұрын

Oh shut up

@jackrobinson9403

2 жыл бұрын

One day we are all going to look back on "Public Marriage Proposals" and realise it was just one step away from Rape. In fact marriage itself is just financial and sexual slavery of women. Us progressives think women deserve more than to be sold for cattle to serve as a live in bangmaid for whatever hobosexual excuse for a man has captured them and used public manipulation tactics to control them. Yes this is how you kind of people sound.

@goldenpony822

2 жыл бұрын

@@jackrobinson9403 huh it (mariage) is financial protection for the stay at home moms in many countries

@Kat-mu8wq

2 жыл бұрын

@@goldenpony822 I think he was saying to me that I think marriages shouldn't exist because apparently he thinks that I think its slavery for women. Which I do not. I know plenty happily married couples, homosexual and heterosexual. What I'm saying is proposals should be a private thing between couples, the fact many men (not all, some just wish to show everyone their love for this person) will use it as a way to not be rejected, as from experience I have found rejecting men sometimes has consequences if that particular male has a fragile ego. (Such as those rejected in night clubs may follow the lady that rejected him and rape her) it happens a lot more than people think.. anyway.. The point remains the same. If people want to celebrate their love publicly, they can do so afterwards with a party with family and friends. Strangers don't need and probably don't give a damn. -there is a video of a wealthy Chinese man being rejected by a Russian woman. His behaviour after the public rejection shows what I'm talking about.. Abusive men with fragile egos. While majority.. Meaning a bit over half of men are perfectly fine. I personally have given up on them. I wish this couple well. 🙃

@jocomfiresin6982

2 жыл бұрын

What I've never understood was the impulse to like hide a wedding ring and make the girl find it? What is going through your head there... And it's almost always in food... Like that isn't just a dumb cowardly way to make her food hazardous... I wonder if anyone has accidentally killed there girlfriend doing that? like that eat it and choke to death... Anyways if I had to propose I'd just hand carve a wooden heart 🫀 not ❤️ and pain it with my blood "Gotta specifically prepare that kinda paint cause it does rott." Then forge a small dagger with the inscription will you marry me on it. Cause a ring is bullshit but my heart and a knife to stab it with symbolizes marriage a lot better.

All that canned laughter, is that a new t-shirt Russ?

In his defence.... The lobster was still alive

Currently stuck in a 7 day lockdown in South Australia thanks to some Covidiots, so this is a welcome distraction

@thejuiceking2219

Жыл бұрын

permission to steal the term Covidiot

I think if I was on £100k a week I probably wouldn't give a shit what people thought or said about me.

@alfsmith4936

2 жыл бұрын

Bit selfish don't you think?

@whatyousaidbud

2 жыл бұрын

Being on £100k a week and still expecting your fans to pay an obscene amount of money for a kit and tickets to the GAME. Yeah that is a bit selfish.

@lichkinggamer5708

2 жыл бұрын

@@alfsmith4936 if you was getting £100k a week then you would be like him

Those lobsters where cooked 🤦🏻‍♂️🤣

@Mortthemoose

2 жыл бұрын

That's what I was thinking!

What a beautiful maniac that man is

Wow, you're telling me about this. You're telling me about that. Keep talking, Russ. Don't fall into a stupid trap. Also, I like the fact that Gary Anderson was on this video. He tells it like it is. 😁

While laughing about the smelly darts- I farted! 😆 💨

All hail. Gypsy King 👑

We’re having steak 😂

Flippers? They're claws mate.

We need to kick out the sun newspaper!

now we get a rematch between wilder and fury that noone asked for

1:15 HEY! It's showed results.

I thought this was today haha

Imagine going through what Tyson did and he praises him

Ok. Help me out someone please. I'm a native English speaker and even though l've listened to that darts player 3 times AND put the subtitles on l have NO idea what he said.

@Meganvarker1989

2 жыл бұрын

He said he swore (promised) on his children’s life that he didn’t fart on stage. He then said that when he’s on stage and farts he shits (poos) himself

@nikiTricoteuse

2 жыл бұрын

@@Meganvarker1989 Thank you Megan. So, his proof for not being the farter is that if he had been, he would have also been the sharter! Good grief. Hoist by his own petard. Pun intended. BTW The subtitles are hilarious. They clearly have less idea of what he's saying than l did. 😁

@Meganvarker1989

2 жыл бұрын

@@nikiTricoteuse Yes, you get it. It's still hilarious he mentioned that in a documentry. I can just imagine an interviewer asking "tell us one intresting fact about you?" and him replying "Well I cannae fart without shittin meself" hahaha.

@nikiTricoteuse

2 жыл бұрын

@@Meganvarker1989 IKR‽ l can't imagine what path the interview went down for that to have EVER been a subject or the answer to a line of questioning. Perhaps he was being interviewed by a support group for IBS. 😱😱😱😱

@Meganvarker1989

2 жыл бұрын

@@nikiTricoteuse I don't know... It seems like something a Brit might say as an awkward moment like "fuck, what's an interesting thing about me.... I know..." Cue embarrassed moment.

3:39 Grand Slam of Farts - more like...

8:29 don’t read the sun

These must be old clips because in the latest one Russell Howard looks like he's aging into Stephen Merchant

In fairness, Sly Stallone has a great YT channel.

I just realised the politician looks like a frog from that Swindon games

Reporter: What is the source of your power? Tyson: 100 push ups 100 sit ups 10km run and finally wanking 7 times a day without rest!

Lobster saving is a hobby~

And those lobsters were already cooked.

I live how I hate that period but suvs &trucks, esp fancy big ones, complain that they don't need them because you never see a range rover go off road, then they see a dirty one, &: oh no, the horror, what has he done!

There's a reason The Sun is forbidden in Liverpool.

Wait... 7's a lot?

@johnyang799

2 жыл бұрын

What about 8? 8 is certainly a lot.

@IR._

2 жыл бұрын

@@johnyang799 But 9? 9 is something else

@johnyang799

2 жыл бұрын

@@IR._ Bruh, 9 is way too much.

@johnyang799

2 жыл бұрын

@Dave Gilmour 6 is fair. It's definitely not a lot by definition.

4:42 - those who swear on other people's lives when trying to look persuasive of their claim tend to be (selfish) Liars to me; a truly very disgusting type of person. I think 'swear on your own life'

0:04 "Fury" and "Wilder"? Do these boxers pick their own names?

2:40

Russell needs his own talk show Too good to waste his talent on bbc

It's so easy to become a wrold champion boxer when your name is Tyson Fury - try that called Rupert Pilkington-Crossley ;)

I’m surprised there’s a grand slam for darts? How do you even become pro in darts? I thought it was for drunk people.

I brought a homeless girl a cup of tea and a bun and somehow in the eyes of my family I am a bad guy in the wrong.

@billie3811

2 жыл бұрын

You did the right thing #1 rule of helping people you think are in need is never give them money

Vajazzle Power Ranger? what the FUCK

10:10 Why on earth do people go out of their way and through mental gymnastics just to make up some kind of reason someone should be upset or wrong, I mean, they make it.. never mind, it's just so ridiculous/

Ironic that the lobsters they threw in the ocean were bright red, hence already cooked. All they did was provide other animals with a easy meal.

@pamelacass9642

2 жыл бұрын

Burger King is expanding its drive-thru capabilities.

I'm watching this while Sterling is a chelsea player

6:45 everyone

After European football championships and the GP, I didn't expect you island folks doing anything fair and square. World history even confirms it.... yet there is Tyson Fury. He saved your dignity

@richardhobbs7360

2 жыл бұрын

1. They got their fair and square so that makes no sense and 2. As long as you’re talking about Silverstone then it was only PREDOMINANTLY Lewis’ fault, the stewards even acknowledged that Max was at fault, just to a lesser extent

Well.. I mean, there _is_ a certain logic to the steak versus lobster thing... We _raise_ cows for that purpose, but we _catch_ lobster in the wild, which is kind of a dick move if I'm being honest. Plus, of the two, only the lobster is still alive right up until it's cooked, so...

Tyson fury is awesome

What is that stretching technique, no one does that

i love Charles - i don’t know why? 🤷🏻‍♀️ and i’m far from a royal lover - far, far. i disagree with some of his opinions and actions, but he’s basically cool, even if he is rich as Croesus. :)

@6:00...not in love..that's pathalogical obsession...we see it all the time in thrillers...

balls

Hol up. The dart player didn't get any subtitles, but the two black guys a couple minutes later do?? I didn't understand a word of what he was saying. Granted i'm no native speaker, but i do consider myself rather fluent in english ^^

Those lobsters were red.Live lobsters are black.

that’s how amurican boxers build themselves up and show their fans how tough they are. it’s so stupid!! ‘errrrr i’m going to beat him to jelly.’ yeah, real manly of you :P love ‘That’s a weird analogy.’ notice he’s actually a smart, educated guy. - as opposed to ‘i’m going to go right through him. you know what i mean.’ huh!? 🤨

Did he just say "dogumantary"?

Come on bro don't do my boy wilder like that lol

@julianmehlmann2996

2 жыл бұрын

Well the armors are wacky

5:21

Who’s here after fury smashed wilder 3

The last clip is just your typical twitter mentality. Make everything revolve around you and find a way to get offended at everything

I don't like killing animals... I'm gonna have steak!

...now people think that it's o.k. to throw their kid at the soccer ball to block a goal... not gonna mentally scare the kid at all, no ....no way

Make it about him, I'm sorry what? On fucking planet is the marriage proposal " for him"