"The night time is the right time to fight crime."- PJ masks

@stillincompetent347

2 жыл бұрын

Oh my god he was straight up just quoting the fucking intro song what-

@henockabi318

2 жыл бұрын

No wonder why it rhyme in my head😂😂

@kae-uz2cc

2 жыл бұрын

then geko says i cant think of a ryme so he literlly quoted it

@hassaan3584

2 жыл бұрын

I think he was just getting rid of the media not sticking up for him

@sarahscott1143

2 жыл бұрын

Oh sh*t lol. You win Life.

don’t elect the cat. he is orange. In the US we know how bad orange politicians can be

@dinas2369

2 жыл бұрын

The bad one was a human, you can trust cat will much more intelligent and capable

@anonomous8719

2 жыл бұрын

Orange Lives Matter

@theenigma2861

2 жыл бұрын

Mondays are now banned

@theenigma2861

2 жыл бұрын

Don't worry they know, the UK has access to Love Island

@em0_tion

2 жыл бұрын

I'll choose cats over politicians every single time. 😂

There's something beautiful about Russel Howard reciting In the Night Garden.

@ChristineAustralia74

2 жыл бұрын

There's something beautiful about Russell Howard!❣️

@pseudonayme7717

2 жыл бұрын

I used to do a little rhyme which went "Sound as a pound that you found on the ground beside a clown with a frown and the clown had a frown because he'd lost a quid!" Russell was so close to almost the same rhyme😋

@iim4xii129

2 жыл бұрын

Nope

@bradfothergill95

2 жыл бұрын

You forgot perfectly reciting in the night garden

We had a comedian run for the danish parliament a few years back on a platform of: 1 - Nutella in army rations 2 - Constant tailwind in bike lanes 3 - No sex in the teacher's lounge 4 - Bigger christmas gifts for everybody 5 -... Well, you get it. 😂 There were about 100 points like that. His party was called The Deliberately Workshy (it was only him). AND WE VOTED HIM IN JUST TO PISS OFF THE REST OF THE STUFFY PARLIAMENT!!! 😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂 (He actually got the Nutella 😜)

@-----REDACTED-----

2 жыл бұрын

Yo, getting the Nutella through is - in light of why and how he ran - actually a nice win! More integrity already than your average politician-politician…

@ezelfrancisco1349

2 жыл бұрын

Was he a good politician?

@AdiG1

2 жыл бұрын

We have a party like that in England called the Looney Party. There's a rule in our politics that's specifically for them. In the event the LP won, we are to have another vote for a serious party

@imajinallthepurple

2 жыл бұрын

@@ezelfrancisco1349 To be honest he never expected to get in and was a little bewildered. 😂 But he actually took it seriously and turned out to be a pretty good politician. For his noob speach (a tradition) he pointed out that he didn't know anything about advanced economic models but if they wanted to know more about the common man's struggles of daily life, substance abuse (he was a recovered alcoholic) etc. he'd be happy to teach them. That's the mindset he used for his decisions and tbh I would've voted for him again if he had decided to run a second time.

@alalalala57

2 жыл бұрын

@@AdiG1 So a sham democracy then.

Can't be the only one who would pay to see Russell Howard take part in a debate in the house of commons 😂

@haroldinho9930

2 жыл бұрын

YES.

@lol-fw5wp

2 жыл бұрын

Why are tons of comments in here from women... All watchers must be female or something. No offense girls, but this guy is there to make politics fun all the while selling you on his wrong ideology. You should not be getting political advice from this man. Both for reasons of expertise, underhanded tactics, and bias.

@haroldinho9930

2 жыл бұрын

@@lol-fw5wp we’re here for jokes, not for politics.

@lol-fw5wp

2 жыл бұрын

@@haroldinho9930 It's a political show. Are you dumb. Do you really think all the writers of the show want to do is "tell jokes"? They want to deliver political news from their side of politics in a way which easy to consume for mainstream audiences. Let me tell you some jokes while covertly converting you to my cult.

@DaekoTan

2 жыл бұрын

@@lol-fw5wp Take off your tin foil hat.

The House of Commons could easily be mistaken for a comedy show

@simpilotadamt1012

2 жыл бұрын

Wait what it's not a comedy show?

@adzkebabz7278

2 жыл бұрын

@@simpilotadamt1012 Could've fooled me?! 🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂😅

@necroticdemonart

2 жыл бұрын

I would love to see a parody of it,🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

@pebachooplayz476

2 жыл бұрын

@@necroticdemonart it is

@decodolly1535

2 жыл бұрын

Don't be silly, comedy shows are funny.

Boris Johnson is Macca Pacca and nobody can convince me otherwise

@dannyeleternity7390

2 жыл бұрын

matt hancock is iggle piggle. i mean, romesh ranganathan made the comparison on one of his shows

@elcrowther1078

2 жыл бұрын

don’t insult Macca Pacca like that :( lmao

@nothereandthereanywhere

2 жыл бұрын

Makka Pakka looks fun! Not sure of Boris...

@therealmothman9386

2 жыл бұрын

@@elcrowther1078 you're right, i'm aorry

@anonomous8719

2 жыл бұрын

1:14 Russell Howard is racist.

Advice from CBeebies would make more sense than most of the shite that comes out of official advisors imho.

@bagelcrisp

2 жыл бұрын

Disney Junior* (hate to be that person lol)

@emilymay6369

2 жыл бұрын

@@bagelcrisp are you American or just really young

@bagelcrisp

2 жыл бұрын

@@emilymay6369 no I just know the channel

@TheBlaziking257

2 жыл бұрын

@@bagelcrisp I also hate to be that person but PJ masks is put on a British Toddlers version of BBC called CBeebies.

@bagelcrisp

2 жыл бұрын

@@TheBlaziking257 no it's on the channel nick Jr

As great as these compilations are... and I absolutely love them, don't get me wrong... but... we really need Russell's finest lines on the current situations.

There's a difference between giving homeless people opportunities for additional income and giving them obligations to work. I'm all for allowing them to be able to pick potatoes for extra income but given the common mental and physical health challenges of the homeless, just telling them to work 12 hour shifts is completely stupid

@zarakikon6352

2 жыл бұрын

They're just throwing out random ideas to gain popularity.

@masonlewis174

2 жыл бұрын

Bloody hell chill out no one asked for an interview

@bigdl8805

2 жыл бұрын

@Nic Berni nope he did just shows how poor labour are lol

@skylarjohnson7779

2 жыл бұрын

I don't think 12 hour shifts of physical labor is very doable for healthy able bodied people either.

@haroldinho9930

2 жыл бұрын

@@skylarjohnson7779 yeah, deadly for some.

Watching British politics is both the most stressful but the most entertaining thing at the same time

I wonder what Russell's reaction was to Matt Hancock getting a Matt han-snog with someone in public despite Covid regulations.

Russel Howard is easily one of the best comedians

@fraserpaul6583

2 жыл бұрын

Jesus you have a low bar

@literallyjustametalhead4747

2 жыл бұрын

@@fraserpaul6583 how?

@fraserpaul6583

2 жыл бұрын

literally just a metalhead he’s just terrible. He used to be great but then he went on and on about his politics just to prop up the liberal left wing establishment.

@literallyjustametalhead4747

2 жыл бұрын

@@fraserpaul6583 then stop watching his videos lol, i find him funny

@chimpanzeethat8738

2 жыл бұрын

You have a low standard of “best”

That cat would be a better prime minister than Boris Covid Johnson

@jameshammond1133

2 жыл бұрын

A wet paper towel would be a better prime minister than the pig in a wig we call boris

cats are incredibly loyal but you have to earn it

@xtheamazingax

2 жыл бұрын

I can confirm this is true. So worth it though. I loved our cat when he was alive...

@Tybalt-si9wf

2 жыл бұрын

That says a lot about Russel, doesn't it?

Brilliant!!! And having watched videos of Russ's adventures with his mum, I can very well imagine her doing just that. 👍👍👌👌🤣🤣👏👏

The fact her name is Emily THORNBERRY and she was introduced regarding animals grabbed my mind immediately

@marywood8794

2 жыл бұрын

OMG! THE WILD THORNBERRYS! My kids used to watch that! I was too distracted by the Brits doing what we always do in America...give female politicians a hard time. Everyone is so worried about their hair and clothes, but if you're a guy, nobody cares! I mean look at Trump and Biden. It doesn't matter what side you're on...both have hair issues and are closer to 100 than they'd like to admit...but it's all fine...nothing to see here! Lol The depressing animal story was a nice change from what they do here to women candidates!

Russel, the way you *really* get into the animal murder or abuse bits of your routines is both concerning and hilarious 😂

A little bit of Russell at 3.57am.. absolutely!

@anonomous8719

2 жыл бұрын

1:14 early morning racism you!

@janekay4147

2 жыл бұрын

@@anonomous8719 what's racism got to do with watching a comedy video?

Actually poverty and pets have a strong correlation. Poor people are often criticised for having pets, renters are denied the option to keep pets and yes if a pet is ill it is often put down as poor people can not afford the pet bills. Actually makes sense to highlight it if she grew up poor as it would resonate with the poorer elements of the electorate.

@peacefulleopard8016

2 жыл бұрын

I still think that euthanasia should be a last resort. Have you tried to rehome the cat? Have you tried to give them up to an animal charity? Could the cat have lived ANY OTHER WAY?!

@xoxo3836

2 жыл бұрын

@@peacefulleopard8016 Before the Internet, there were really very few options. I have worked with poor constituents before, whose pets fell very very ill and treatment cost tens / hundreds of thousands of pounds (remember, animals don't get treatment on the NHS). Charities (especially in the Tories' age of austerity) have very limited capacities for pets with long-term illness. Neighbours (just as poor as you) can't afford to take on your cat, and rich people don't want a mangy old pet. Of course things are better now with the Internet.

@matthewparker9276

2 жыл бұрын

@@peacefulleopard8016 rehoming is usually an option considered by those who can't afford to feed their pet, have to move somewhere they can't take their pet, or are rendered incapable of looking after their pet (I.e. injury or illness) rather than if the pet requires medical treatment.

@matthewparker9276

2 жыл бұрын

But there still needs to be a suitable place to rehome them to.

@CS-cy9hp

2 жыл бұрын

@@matthewparker9276 lol bro let the cat out the house wth? He literally explained it clearly in the vid yet u miss the point

Hi Russell, I hope you have inherited the immortal gene.

@angusevans6180

2 жыл бұрын

his queen impression is so flawless that he could replace her if she dies and nobody would notice

@literallyjustametalhead4747

2 жыл бұрын

@@angusevans6180 that's true

@anonomous8719

2 жыл бұрын

1:14 racist gene more like.

There is a huge different between cats and politicians. People like cats.

@TheTheotherfoot

2 жыл бұрын

Cats have a high IQ than the average MP

@standZ4

Жыл бұрын

Higher IQ than the majority of the British public who continue to vote conservative or labour.

I love how excited the crowd got when Russell’s dad came on stage 😂

@ghostix.

Жыл бұрын

An audience will forever get excited when a comedian gets one of their family members on the show, it's just tradition

There's a really funny story from Good News series 7 about a cat being elected as mayor of a town in Alaska.

Russell: last thing Boris needs is advice from CBeebies Boris just months later: Peppa Pig World happens

Tbh the cat could probably get more done than half the mps anyway 🤣

I'm surprised that there wasn't the clip from Good News from Boris playing Rugby. Russell even said "imagine if he becomes Prime Minister".

Russel: “her Mum had to throw her kitty in the wood chipper” Me: Finally understands why my sawdust was red

Kier Starmer's dad was a toolmaker? Sounds about right.

@pepsimann2038

2 жыл бұрын

underrated 💀

Based on the length, I suppose this is only the weirdest moments from within a limited window of time.

Thank God for Russell Howard! This man is literally the defender of common sense! We need more people like him! Imagine he was responsible for delivering the bbc news! The world would be a much much better place!

PLEASE do something up to date on matt hancock XD

Fair Play to the cat! Fighting stereotypes and fighting for what's right!

The cat thing had me laughing so hard my husband thought I was having an asthma attack

As someone who lives in Gillingham and Rainham, the cat would be better than what we've got

He is very funny doing standup. The irony is that he makes me laugh and no longer has a TV show and others have a TV show and are unable to make me even chuckle once.

Russell Howard - WHAT AN ABSOLUTE GENIUS !!! Laughter 🤣 Guaranteed, whenever we watch him perform. Thank You, Russell, for warming our hearts in these difficult times.

Hi-larious!!! Also, his mom ain't wrong about Idris.

Sometimes I think comedians would be better politicians than any other person that already has that job.

@tectamk.thorne7837

Жыл бұрын

Zelennsky is the evidence this is true

i love this man he is hilarious

@f3python285

2 жыл бұрын

@@daveyb6129 nah mate id rather russell

I think we're now at the point where children's tv characters would do a better job running the planet.

@Aaa-vp6ug

Жыл бұрын

Imagine Super Friends Aquaman running for PM…

@ghostix.

Жыл бұрын

@@Aaa-vp6ug Or Bubble Guppies, that'd be interesting

"The last thing Boris needs is advice from Ceebebies" - Now that you mention it... 🤔

That last guy Michael (didn't get the last name ) reminded me of our Lindsey graham. Glad were not the only ones.

@Ayosheicity

2 жыл бұрын

Because of their use of marital aides? Or?

@Delinae

2 жыл бұрын

He looks more like Mitch McConnell though lol

That Gove Tweet is brilliant

Missed opportunity to say Candicat

Love it! Absolutely brilliant

I love Russell's humor so much 5:45

Oh ffs imagine having Lee Anderson as your local mp 😂

3:18 cat minister 5:02 dead cat 7:13 Boris dad debate

I was crying. Ended up here. Thank you russel howard.

I do love you Russell, always make me chuckle 😂🤙🏼

"Alright mi duck, see you in a minute " 😳 😆

never fail to make me laugh, definitely my favourite comedian

Anyone remember the Adam Sandler album with "The night time is the right time"?

@henriettaraphael4368

2 жыл бұрын

Ah! Look at you here. Nice

No loyalty? That's not true... both of my cats are extremely loyal to me. Modi even holds onto my shoulder when he's cuddling up against me

@Mubashir_AK

2 жыл бұрын

People give cats bad reputations all the time. It's infuriating. I've owned cats for the last 15 or so years, and they're awesome.

@HotSkorpion

2 жыл бұрын

If you truly believe that, stop feeding them for a couple days, and leave the door open. See what happens...

@Kat-mu8wq

2 жыл бұрын

So are mine. They both follow me everywhere around the farm.

@Kat-mu8wq

2 жыл бұрын

@@HotSkorpion Mines have stayed outside an entire winter on the farm while our farmhouse was being rebuilt, we were in town. I only could come up once a day to check on them (until I got sick.. Town air is dirty) anyway.. My cats remained on the farm and were perfectly fine. Cats are natural born hunters, if played with correctly as a kitten they have the skills needed to catch things. One of my cats regularly catches wild rabbits which are much faster than domestic ones.

@HotSkorpion

2 жыл бұрын

@@Kat-mu8wq now that I can respect! I was aiming more at the people that keep animals in an apartment, are always paranoid they will escape, and then dare claim the pets are loyal...

Every time I see a Borris Johnson related skit, I look back on the fact that Boris and my English Literature teacher went to the same university...

Russell's dead cat routine was fucking genius, one of the best jokes I've heard him tell in a while

you need to do more on youtube. binged watched all your stuff and i need MORE. you have me howling. and i REALLY need to laugh. thank you. just upload vids of you talking . please we all need more.

When is Russell Howard hour, back on sky?

@anonomous8719

2 жыл бұрын

1:14 hopefully never as he is racist.

@gloomiy

2 жыл бұрын

@@anonomous8719 someone can't take a joke

@electrostarjudge

2 жыл бұрын

@@anonomous8719 He said Digger to me, which would fit in with what he is saying as well

He should lead our country that would be great

@magdaghirma

2 жыл бұрын

Ours too.

@tornadotaylor8956

2 жыл бұрын

Boris Johnson already does

@balthiersgirl2658

2 жыл бұрын

@@tornadotaylor8956 yes right down a hell hole

@anonomous8719

2 жыл бұрын

1:14 you want a racist leading the country?

@standZ4

Жыл бұрын

Funny, but voting for a comedian is what got Boris in power, now look what we are. The British people need to take politics seriously and egg politicians on the world stage.

I'm gonna start clapping like that.

Still love this!

Russell could chain me up.

I was so looking foward to seeing u this weekend with my fiancee for our honeymoon treat but sorry to hear you can't perform at Peterborough now im devastated

Sorry I can't come see you in Oxford this weekend as I have to self isolate 😭

Still when you think about it a cat would be a massive improvement to Boris Nobson.

Perfect impersonation of Boris 🤭🤭🤣🤣🤣

Guys a comedy genius!!!!👌

As much as I hate Cummings, I get the feeling he was adopting the Kimi Raikkonen approach to interviews

@janimizer1725

2 жыл бұрын

bwoah

@danielghazal4923

2 жыл бұрын

finally a formula one fan!!!!!

@Lasciatemi_Guidare

2 жыл бұрын

Tell us you’re a F1 fan without telling us you’re a F1 fan… :) PS Kimi is a legend and I miss him this season.

Russel Howard should be the new voice actor for Maka Paka

1:54 - 1:57 Perfect Russell Howard Comdey!!!!!

Dominic Cummings was taking the piss out of Boris......lol 😂😂😂

I’m just waiting for the Matt Hancock clips

@sippingintodarkness

2 жыл бұрын

Same! 😊

Makes me wish I knew more about British politics AND British cartoon superheroes

I would vote for the cat too

It turns out Cbbeebies is actually Boris best source of information, in particular Peppa Pig...

Surely they shouldve gone with this *inserts picture of ice pube*

Oh I don't know kids programmes might make more sense the numpty Boris 😂😂😂

Tell Russell that's the opening to a kids cartoon that night-time is the right time

Holy fk in the night garden reference absolutely murdered me

5:10 omg dying of laughter lol

Dude is the reason I made it thru a quarantine

Beautiful 😂

1:14 - Close 1 Russ

No, Emily's cat escaped 3:31 for proof

Gove did kinda set the clapping trend Russell because you done it live 😘🤣🤣🤣

At least the cat tries to hide his shit. Most MPs just let it spew out of their mouths.

Russell you are hilarious

Cute cat would probably still be a better prime minister than Boris lol 😂

Your so funny Russel 😂😂😂😂😘

Russel nearly got cancelled with that macca packa impression

@raged7518

2 жыл бұрын

@@daveyb6129 stop hating for once ffs

@scoringjoker1984

2 жыл бұрын

@@raged7518 hes allowed his opinion. Your lefty lot havent taken that right away just yet

This is the best political comedy show in the 🌎

That just sounded like Boris lol

The Macca Pacca was amazing.

How the hell is he going to be offending Macka Paka like that ?? 🤣

Cut to Boris Johnson telling the CBI all about Peppa Pig

1:13 sorry what did he say? My hearing isnt great 🤣

@dh00gh36

Жыл бұрын

The N word

When did he do this i havent seen this episode

That's what happens when you're not loyal. Bloody cats are not pulling their weight.

@stevenandreasen1553

2 жыл бұрын

@Dave Gilmour earths not flat. The cats love of balls is evidenced in that.

@stevenandreasen1553

2 жыл бұрын

@Dave Gilmour that took a turn

@stevenandreasen1553

2 жыл бұрын

@Dave Gilmour I was referring to the love cats give their nethers.

Well, somebody's not getting invited back to the One Show.

@usvalve

2 жыл бұрын

Somebody might see that as a successful outcome.