jimmy's most savage roasts | Jimmy Carr

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Jimmy Carr really does not take any prisoners when he delivers a roast. He sees a target and he pounces. Let's enjoy 12 minutes of his most savage roasts.
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  • @MbisonBalrog
    @MbisonBalrog Жыл бұрын

    I hope no scandals ever come out bout Jimmy and that he a great dude in real life.

  • @prollins6443

    @prollins6443

    Жыл бұрын

    There was a tax scandal, but he got over it

  • @mavlnt

    @mavlnt

    8 ай бұрын

    @@prollins6443eh, that doesn’t really make you a bad person though. at least he isn’t touching children LOL

  • @JamifyYT

    @JamifyYT

    8 ай бұрын

    So does he!

  • @rossi180

    @rossi180

    6 ай бұрын

    He just thanked us for watching the video I think he’s ok

  • @Shebznfn

    @Shebznfn

    3 ай бұрын

    Besides a couple of jokes that might have pushed the unspoken rules of comedy, he really hasnt done anything horrible in his actions, just a clever man who loves to experiment with jokes and isnt scared to fail

  • @robsmithracing
    @robsmithracing Жыл бұрын

    The clip with the guy asleep who says he’s a footballer is called Stephen Farrell. He’s now in management with the club and still gets a ribbing over this. 😂

  • @angrytedtalks
    @angrytedtalks Жыл бұрын

    I can imagine Jimmy as a dinner guest. I would either choke to death laughing or go hungry to avoid showering everyone with my mouth contents giggling.

  • @anonymousstrangeness7348
    @anonymousstrangeness7348 Жыл бұрын

    Jimmy Carr is a crazy man ---and we wouldn't have it any other way 😂 👍

  • @bryanlariviere5702
    @bryanlariviere570210 ай бұрын

    Okay that "You may have whispered it but just picked up an echo" THAT was savage.

  • @lateramae
    @lateramae7 ай бұрын

    The Viagra bit with the kid in the green shirt got me. That was hilarious!

  • @heathstory9655
    @heathstory9655 Жыл бұрын

    Love this dude! His interaction with the audience is so good

  • @IlikeSpicyNoodles
    @IlikeSpicyNoodles Жыл бұрын

    Now this is the Jimmy I expect with every video.

  • @Tht1Gy
    @Tht1Gy Жыл бұрын

    From The States: Always love Jimmy!!!

  • @HardlyQuinn
    @HardlyQuinn Жыл бұрын

    OK why is the name "mongo" beeped out? They do know its the name of a character he is quoting who speaks in the third person right? I also love how THATS the offensive part 😆 🤣

  • @samgarrod4781

    @samgarrod4781

    Жыл бұрын

    But it isn't though.

  • @ralfjansen9118

    @ralfjansen9118

    Жыл бұрын

    Mongo could be offensive for disabled people with down syndrome... Well, with all his cussing I would not care but in some areas of the world this is considered inappropriate.

  • @samgarrod4781

    @samgarrod4781

    Жыл бұрын

    @@ralfjansen9118 Not here. 👊👍❤

  • @danieln9226

    @danieln9226

    Жыл бұрын

    @@ralfjansen9118 bruh if the "offensive words" need to be bleeped, Jimmy wouldn't have a career.

  • @ralfjansen9118

    @ralfjansen9118

    Жыл бұрын

    @@danieln9226 I agree, and that is what I mean with "with all his cussing". I just answered the question.

  • @cerealkiller7734
    @cerealkiller7734 Жыл бұрын

    I was having a terrible day and this made me laugh. Thanks Jimmy.

  • @ItisSusan
    @ItisSusan Жыл бұрын

    Thank you for making me laugh of course and keeping the algorithm happy. 🤣 🤣 Australia 🇦🇺 ❣🌟

  • @triniraper
    @triniraper3 ай бұрын

    my face is hurting with laughter

  • @SevenDeMagnus
    @SevenDeMagnus Жыл бұрын

    Tough job but they are the masters. God bless.

  • @SailingCapellaC
    @SailingCapellaC Жыл бұрын

    saw you live in montreal, love your performances jimmy!

  • @papakias3922

    @papakias3922

    Жыл бұрын

    When wAs he there?

  • @geckowarrior30
    @geckowarrior30 Жыл бұрын

    Parents always love me as a dinner guest

  • @electrix10
    @electrix10 Жыл бұрын

    This guy is gold! Diamant even, so fucking funny

  • @DrDeusExMachina

    @DrDeusExMachina

    10 ай бұрын

    You mean Dynamite? Perhaps you should learn to read and write before you go willy nolly about the internet

  • @ddity-ub7hc

    @ddity-ub7hc

    9 ай бұрын

    @@DrDeusExMachinaI think he meant diamond buddy

  • @zippydingding5558
    @zippydingding5558 Жыл бұрын

    Fantastic job

  • @NewMessage
    @NewMessage Жыл бұрын

    He's gonna have to pay that tenner now.

  • @final_mile_music9713
    @final_mile_music9713 Жыл бұрын

    When Jimmy looked like Jimmy.

  • @BleedeRHUN
    @BleedeRHUN8 ай бұрын

    Jimmy Carr is Sheldon, if he were interested in comedy and dark humour instead of physics

  • @stereoroid
    @stereoroid Жыл бұрын

    “Mongo” is not offensive if you’ve seen Blazing Saddles.

  • @thisistherealshabi
    @thisistherealshabi Жыл бұрын

    Love you ❤

  • @DariusSarrafi
    @DariusSarrafi Жыл бұрын

    You are the funniest comedian I've ever seen/heard. And I've seen everything Robin Williams, George Carlin, and Richard Pryor have done!

  • @chrisvaughan2462
    @chrisvaughan2462 Жыл бұрын

    5:17 couple of Ed Sheerans there…

  • @tombackhus7212
    @tombackhus7212 Жыл бұрын

    i remember hearing these on... oh yeah..some random page 3 years ago. great work Jimmy

  • @deeznuts3186

    @deeznuts3186

    Жыл бұрын

    bro these shows are like 10 years old the jokes are his own lmao

  • @Maya_Pinion
    @Maya_Pinion Жыл бұрын

    As long as *it* hits the sides,dude, you're 👍 good....

  • @michaelmcginley7930

    @michaelmcginley7930

    Жыл бұрын

    60 year old Stranraer footballer

  • @benny3449
    @benny34496 ай бұрын

    The thumbnail should have been Jimmy savage !

  • @JoshNieporte
    @JoshNieporte Жыл бұрын

    Jamaica!

  • @weirdunclebob
    @weirdunclebob Жыл бұрын

    9:48 I've heard him tell this joke a few times in this actual show but never noticed that he said it wrong! Should've been mantlepiece not fireplace, of course. I've never understood the comparison, really, as I like seeing a pretty face when I'm with a woman! lol Ah, memories... :P

  • @waynepantry7023

    @waynepantry7023

    Жыл бұрын

    It goes ... " Who looks at the mantlepiece when stoking the fire ? But a pretty mantlepiece helps when the fire won't go "... Doesn't weird Bob like a pretty face when with a man also ? Lots Of Love to you also...

  • @weirdunclebob

    @weirdunclebob

    Жыл бұрын

    @@waynepantry7023 Nope, weirdunclebob doesn't slide that way! Ladies only 😁

  • @nicholasmartin297
    @nicholasmartin297 Жыл бұрын

    Why was the word “Mungo” bleeped out at 3:43 ?

  • @paulnolan4971
    @paulnolan4971 Жыл бұрын

    Probably seen all these but ya know.

  • @umpalumpa3660
    @umpalumpa3660 Жыл бұрын

    nice

  • @nutter789
    @nutter789 Жыл бұрын

    Enjoy your riches, you deserve them ❤❤❤❤

  • @jamiemcknight8598
    @jamiemcknight8598 Жыл бұрын

    Would Canada allow him? I'm laughing my ass off..

  • @billmunroe889

    @billmunroe889

    Жыл бұрын

    He's coming to Victoria or Vancouver in the spring

  • @Swenser
    @Swenser Жыл бұрын

    Please be on skit stage with Roger Federer.

  • @nextari
    @nextari Жыл бұрын

    What is strand-ra football club?

  • @foddyfoddy

    @foddyfoddy

    Жыл бұрын

    Stranraer

  • @HouseSanity
    @HouseSanity Жыл бұрын

    What's a coche?

  • @fredjerik6592
    @fredjerik6592 Жыл бұрын

    he still alive

  • @simonrodgers8902
    @simonrodgers8902 Жыл бұрын

    How can Julio be a gay when he's sitting next to a stunner?

  • @avianokke2281
    @avianokke2281 Жыл бұрын

    its not water its a Bo'ohw'o'wo'er

  • @paulatreanor5566
    @paulatreanor55663 күн бұрын

    seen him before going again wimbledon.

  • @freddiemarino5367
    @freddiemarino53678 күн бұрын

    His skinny version, very much scared me 😮😢

  • @yeltsin6817
    @yeltsin6817 Жыл бұрын

    He is coming to Hamilton Ontario in April. Taking my wife. She has no idea what she’s in for

  • @Dewi-H
    @Dewi-H Жыл бұрын

    Did they censor the word "mundo"?

  • @josephsalmonte4995

    @josephsalmonte4995

    Жыл бұрын

    The word was "mongo" 😉

  • @PoPPaHoBBiT
    @PoPPaHoBBiT Жыл бұрын

    Unlock I never controlling safe system oh it's water you probably heard of it then they make a suggestion of crowd people laughing expect to Lap with them making sense of humour jokes putting sense of humour inside of a person to make their laugh smile and giggle

  • @jetplayer77
    @jetplayer77 Жыл бұрын

    Did they really bleep out Mongo no lie? Smh

  • @leucidius
    @leucidius Жыл бұрын

    Can someone explain the “sorry it’s quite possible you just whispered that and it picked up an echo” lmao I’m dumb af

  • @jcbanbury

    @jcbanbury

    Жыл бұрын

    Seriously??? 🤦🏻‍♂️🤣🤣🤣

  • @mattbaxter1469

    @mattbaxter1469

    Жыл бұрын

    He's insinuating that she has a loose vagina 😂

  • @sweetnuthin

    @sweetnuthin

    Жыл бұрын

    comparing her vagina to a cave i think

  • @jankompos2330
    @jankompos2330 Жыл бұрын

    WHERE I WORK WE HAVE COMEDY AMATUERS ,WITH SOME COACHING THEY CAN BECOME PROFESSIONALS

  • @jonsmith1162

    @jonsmith1162

    Жыл бұрын

    Your caps lock is broken.

  • @SevenDeMagnus
    @SevenDeMagnus Жыл бұрын

    LOL

  • @Dadecorban
    @Dadecorban Жыл бұрын

    It's going to turn out that Jimmy was gay....and some of you are going to be like "Huh, didn't see it"

  • @Thedrysurrealbloke
    @Thedrysurrealbloke Жыл бұрын

    Lol

  • @janzo5571
    @janzo5571 Жыл бұрын

    i fucking love you Jimmy if you could cure cancer like you cure depression the world would be great

  • @waynepantry7023

    @waynepantry7023

    Жыл бұрын

    Stopping swearing could help you . . .

  • @janzo5571

    @janzo5571

    Жыл бұрын

    @@waynepantry7023 no

  • @ddity-ub7hc

    @ddity-ub7hc

    9 ай бұрын

    @@janzo5571fuck no*

  • @babisbabinos7463
    @babisbabinos7463 Жыл бұрын

    his beleve in covit19 xaxaxxaxxaxaxaxa

  • @chriselliott726
    @chriselliott726 Жыл бұрын

    Does he make me laugh, yes. Does some of his material seem out of place in 2022, I think so.

  • @user-vq1bl7bi8c

    @user-vq1bl7bi8c

    7 ай бұрын

    You think like Twitter

  • @engineeringvision9507
    @engineeringvision9507 Жыл бұрын

    The Scottish guy at the start is a plant for sure as he has made heckles in earlier videos. Actually I suspect they are all plants ;)

  • @michaelpostolan8155
    @michaelpostolan8155 Жыл бұрын

    jimmy carr whose he?

  • @maxxxe2u
    @maxxxe2u3 ай бұрын

    😈👍🏴‍☠

  • @jsc3417
    @jsc3417 Жыл бұрын

    he lost a lot of weight.

  • @MrBrownnn696
    @MrBrownnn696 Жыл бұрын

    lmfao Jimmy is funny NOOOOO!!!!!!!

  • @MrJamesBrown70sChild
    @MrJamesBrown70sChild Жыл бұрын

    I didn't read the leaflet in my packet of Viagra.. Unfortunately I rubbed my eyes after handling it and it made me look hard for hours.. 😏

  • @loisking5845

    @loisking5845

    Жыл бұрын

    haha

  • @kevinsaviro2708

    @kevinsaviro2708

    Жыл бұрын

    Like a sex machine

  • @andysimmons1842
    @andysimmons1842 Жыл бұрын

    Jimmy, please send me money so I can get a cool hairline like you. 😊😊😊

  • @eustachetraista3456
    @eustachetraista34569 ай бұрын

    Wtf an 14 old kid is doing there ffs ?

  • @chris-vn6sw
    @chris-vn6sw Жыл бұрын

    Is he wearing eyeliner ? 🤔🤔

  • @waynepantry7023

    @waynepantry7023

    Жыл бұрын

    Are you ?

  • @eigenstate9611

    @eigenstate9611

    Жыл бұрын

    Maybe.. it’s common for people on stage to wear eye shadow and eye liner because of the stage lighting. I’ve never been to a play or musical where the actors weren’t wearing eye liner.

  • @jeffreydenger-huff7613

    @jeffreydenger-huff7613

    Жыл бұрын

    Whenever you see ANY entertainer in a movie or on TV, they all have makeup on. Stage lights make the performers faces look washed out. It's necessary.

  • @lindemann247
    @lindemann247 Жыл бұрын

    I don't get British jokes

  • @hootboon5323

    @hootboon5323

    6 ай бұрын

    they are quick witted and word play is halarious

  • @neilsaxton109
    @neilsaxton109 Жыл бұрын

    Is Jimmy Carr not well. He looks like he's lost a lot of weight at the end

  • @roystonrubble7103
    @roystonrubble7103 Жыл бұрын

    Gonna steal anymore of George Carlins bits?

  • @TC_83

    @TC_83

    6 күн бұрын

    Example?

  • @roystonrubble7103

    @roystonrubble7103

    6 күн бұрын

    @@TC_83 his famous "7 words" bit

  • @TC_83

    @TC_83

    6 күн бұрын

    @@roystonrubble7103 Great bit… where did Jimmy do it?

  • @christophe2570
    @christophe2570 Жыл бұрын

    Should I really laugh....this is some dark stuff...

  • @twilightresonance1789

    @twilightresonance1789

    Жыл бұрын

    snowflake

  • @saad12ification
    @saad12ification Жыл бұрын

    This guy is simply not funny

  • @TC_83

    @TC_83

    6 күн бұрын

    Yet here you are