jimmy's most savage roasts | Jimmy Carr
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Jimmy Carr really does not take any prisoners when he delivers a roast. He sees a target and he pounces. Let's enjoy 12 minutes of his most savage roasts.
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I hope no scandals ever come out bout Jimmy and that he a great dude in real life.
@prollins6443
Жыл бұрын
There was a tax scandal, but he got over it
@mavlnt
8 ай бұрын
@@prollins6443eh, that doesn’t really make you a bad person though. at least he isn’t touching children LOL
@JamifyYT
8 ай бұрын
So does he!
@rossi180
6 ай бұрын
He just thanked us for watching the video I think he’s ok
@Shebznfn
3 ай бұрын
Besides a couple of jokes that might have pushed the unspoken rules of comedy, he really hasnt done anything horrible in his actions, just a clever man who loves to experiment with jokes and isnt scared to fail
The clip with the guy asleep who says he’s a footballer is called Stephen Farrell. He’s now in management with the club and still gets a ribbing over this. 😂
I can imagine Jimmy as a dinner guest. I would either choke to death laughing or go hungry to avoid showering everyone with my mouth contents giggling.
Jimmy Carr is a crazy man ---and we wouldn't have it any other way 😂 👍
Okay that "You may have whispered it but just picked up an echo" THAT was savage.
The Viagra bit with the kid in the green shirt got me. That was hilarious!
Love this dude! His interaction with the audience is so good
Now this is the Jimmy I expect with every video.
From The States: Always love Jimmy!!!
OK why is the name "mongo" beeped out? They do know its the name of a character he is quoting who speaks in the third person right? I also love how THATS the offensive part 😆 🤣
@samgarrod4781
Жыл бұрын
But it isn't though.
@ralfjansen9118
Жыл бұрын
Mongo could be offensive for disabled people with down syndrome... Well, with all his cussing I would not care but in some areas of the world this is considered inappropriate.
@samgarrod4781
Жыл бұрын
@@ralfjansen9118 Not here. 👊👍❤
@danieln9226
Жыл бұрын
@@ralfjansen9118 bruh if the "offensive words" need to be bleeped, Jimmy wouldn't have a career.
@ralfjansen9118
Жыл бұрын
@@danieln9226 I agree, and that is what I mean with "with all his cussing". I just answered the question.
I was having a terrible day and this made me laugh. Thanks Jimmy.
Thank you for making me laugh of course and keeping the algorithm happy. 🤣 🤣 Australia 🇦🇺 ❣🌟
my face is hurting with laughter
Tough job but they are the masters. God bless.
saw you live in montreal, love your performances jimmy!
@papakias3922
Жыл бұрын
When wAs he there?
Parents always love me as a dinner guest
This guy is gold! Diamant even, so fucking funny
@DrDeusExMachina
10 ай бұрын
You mean Dynamite? Perhaps you should learn to read and write before you go willy nolly about the internet
@ddity-ub7hc
9 ай бұрын
@@DrDeusExMachinaI think he meant diamond buddy
Fantastic job
He's gonna have to pay that tenner now.
When Jimmy looked like Jimmy.
Jimmy Carr is Sheldon, if he were interested in comedy and dark humour instead of physics
“Mongo” is not offensive if you’ve seen Blazing Saddles.
Love you ❤
You are the funniest comedian I've ever seen/heard. And I've seen everything Robin Williams, George Carlin, and Richard Pryor have done!
5:17 couple of Ed Sheerans there…
i remember hearing these on... oh yeah..some random page 3 years ago. great work Jimmy
@deeznuts3186
Жыл бұрын
bro these shows are like 10 years old the jokes are his own lmao
As long as *it* hits the sides,dude, you're 👍 good....
@michaelmcginley7930
Жыл бұрын
60 year old Stranraer footballer
The thumbnail should have been Jimmy savage !
Jamaica!
9:48 I've heard him tell this joke a few times in this actual show but never noticed that he said it wrong! Should've been mantlepiece not fireplace, of course. I've never understood the comparison, really, as I like seeing a pretty face when I'm with a woman! lol Ah, memories... :P
@waynepantry7023
Жыл бұрын
It goes ... " Who looks at the mantlepiece when stoking the fire ? But a pretty mantlepiece helps when the fire won't go "... Doesn't weird Bob like a pretty face when with a man also ? Lots Of Love to you also...
@weirdunclebob
Жыл бұрын
@@waynepantry7023 Nope, weirdunclebob doesn't slide that way! Ladies only 😁
Why was the word “Mungo” bleeped out at 3:43 ?
Probably seen all these but ya know.
nice
Enjoy your riches, you deserve them ❤❤❤❤
Would Canada allow him? I'm laughing my ass off..
@billmunroe889
Жыл бұрын
He's coming to Victoria or Vancouver in the spring
Please be on skit stage with Roger Federer.
What is strand-ra football club?
@foddyfoddy
Жыл бұрын
Stranraer
What's a coche?
he still alive
How can Julio be a gay when he's sitting next to a stunner?
its not water its a Bo'ohw'o'wo'er
seen him before going again wimbledon.
His skinny version, very much scared me 😮😢
He is coming to Hamilton Ontario in April. Taking my wife. She has no idea what she’s in for
Did they censor the word "mundo"?
@josephsalmonte4995
Жыл бұрын
The word was "mongo" 😉
Unlock I never controlling safe system oh it's water you probably heard of it then they make a suggestion of crowd people laughing expect to Lap with them making sense of humour jokes putting sense of humour inside of a person to make their laugh smile and giggle
Did they really bleep out Mongo no lie? Smh
Can someone explain the “sorry it’s quite possible you just whispered that and it picked up an echo” lmao I’m dumb af
@jcbanbury
Жыл бұрын
Seriously??? 🤦🏻♂️🤣🤣🤣
@mattbaxter1469
Жыл бұрын
He's insinuating that she has a loose vagina 😂
@sweetnuthin
Жыл бұрын
comparing her vagina to a cave i think
WHERE I WORK WE HAVE COMEDY AMATUERS ,WITH SOME COACHING THEY CAN BECOME PROFESSIONALS
@jonsmith1162
Жыл бұрын
Your caps lock is broken.
LOL
It's going to turn out that Jimmy was gay....and some of you are going to be like "Huh, didn't see it"
Lol
i fucking love you Jimmy if you could cure cancer like you cure depression the world would be great
@waynepantry7023
Жыл бұрын
Stopping swearing could help you . . .
@janzo5571
Жыл бұрын
@@waynepantry7023 no
@ddity-ub7hc
9 ай бұрын
@@janzo5571fuck no*
his beleve in covit19 xaxaxxaxxaxaxaxa
Does he make me laugh, yes. Does some of his material seem out of place in 2022, I think so.
@user-vq1bl7bi8c
7 ай бұрын
You think like Twitter
The Scottish guy at the start is a plant for sure as he has made heckles in earlier videos. Actually I suspect they are all plants ;)
jimmy carr whose he?
😈👍🏴☠
he lost a lot of weight.
lmfao Jimmy is funny NOOOOO!!!!!!!
I didn't read the leaflet in my packet of Viagra.. Unfortunately I rubbed my eyes after handling it and it made me look hard for hours.. 😏
@loisking5845
Жыл бұрын
haha
@kevinsaviro2708
Жыл бұрын
Like a sex machine
Jimmy, please send me money so I can get a cool hairline like you. 😊😊😊
Wtf an 14 old kid is doing there ffs ?
Is he wearing eyeliner ? 🤔🤔
@waynepantry7023
Жыл бұрын
Are you ?
@eigenstate9611
Жыл бұрын
Maybe.. it’s common for people on stage to wear eye shadow and eye liner because of the stage lighting. I’ve never been to a play or musical where the actors weren’t wearing eye liner.
@jeffreydenger-huff7613
Жыл бұрын
Whenever you see ANY entertainer in a movie or on TV, they all have makeup on. Stage lights make the performers faces look washed out. It's necessary.
I don't get British jokes
@hootboon5323
6 ай бұрын
they are quick witted and word play is halarious
Is Jimmy Carr not well. He looks like he's lost a lot of weight at the end
Gonna steal anymore of George Carlins bits?
@TC_83
6 күн бұрын
Example?
@roystonrubble7103
6 күн бұрын
@@TC_83 his famous "7 words" bit
@TC_83
6 күн бұрын
@@roystonrubble7103 Great bit… where did Jimmy do it?
Should I really laugh....this is some dark stuff...
@twilightresonance1789
Жыл бұрын
snowflake
This guy is simply not funny
@TC_83
6 күн бұрын
Yet here you are