The bit where they interrupted Russell for his fish puns was hilarious!

@tclol

3 жыл бұрын

Funnier that he had 2 puns about batter in one joke and one was his big finish xD pretty wank at not seeing repetition in his own bit lol

@holdencross5904

3 жыл бұрын

Hearing an announcer say ‘for fucking ages’ was hilarious!

@lennon8435

3 жыл бұрын

SHOW US THE FOOTAGE

@lottiemorton6373

3 жыл бұрын

I want to watch them tho

@cassandrakarpinski9416

3 жыл бұрын

We need a video which is the uncut fish puns.

The moment they recognised each other was beautiful Ape smile with nothing but gums and old person says shshdgishshs

@lisahenry20

3 жыл бұрын

It's moments like that when I just can't believe that some people say animals don't feel emotions.

@hamsreal

3 жыл бұрын

@@lisahenry20 who tf says that😂

@lisahenry20

3 жыл бұрын

@@hamsreal typically people who deny evolution. They say that the difference between humans and animals is that we feel emotions.

@lavrentivs9891

3 жыл бұрын

@@hamsreal It used to be an argument for vivisection during the renessaince. Animals lack souls, so they can't feel pain. Hence it's all right to cut up a living animal to learn how the body works.

@Antechynus

3 жыл бұрын

@@hamsreal I have more time for the animals I live with than 99% of the people I know because animals are honest.

Last clip is literally the most Australian thing. As a country we make up a lie and everyone runs with it. Fooling Foreigners is probably one of our favourite past times.

@ShaeSandybanks

3 жыл бұрын

The dreaded drop bear!

@redrangerrr558

3 жыл бұрын

When you've got that many dangerous animals it's understandable that people will believe anything that the locals who see them daily will say, they just have no idea how to deal with them. This means pranks are both abundant and hilarious.

@malikthemadman

2 жыл бұрын

@@ShaeSandybanks Yeah I know I saw one last week

@marikasdaughter6263

2 жыл бұрын

As a Canadian I feel like there should be some animal in our country we could use like this, but most of our animals are "common" animals or at least animals that have variations all over parts of the world.

@callmelewsor

2 жыл бұрын

@@marikasdaughter6263 what about house hippos?

"Nibbles....Glastonbury" 😂😂😂😂😂😂 that always gets me

Nibbles from Glastonbury must be a damn legend in Valhalla

I feel like a kid at Christmas when he uploads

@sannestrijd2978

3 жыл бұрын

Same here!!

@vickydebath8547

3 жыл бұрын

Same

@Kingjohnny-pe3cg

3 жыл бұрын

kzread.info/dash/bejne/h5-ArMOlhdq8hbg.html

@marcohaining9316

3 жыл бұрын

@@Kingjohnny-pe3cg why bro just stop

@sen8162

3 жыл бұрын

@@olivergibson1716 I left a dislike too lmao

As a 50 year old veteran, I cried like a baby at the simple love and affection between the old chimp and old man ... Damn you Russell!

@Mortthemoose

3 жыл бұрын

Me too 😢😢😢

@SnipTifferz

3 жыл бұрын

Here too...........it was amazing

@onejediboi

3 жыл бұрын

Tf does being a veteran have to do with anything 😂

@Antechynus

3 жыл бұрын

@@onejediboi when your oneJediman maybe you will have seen the horrid things we do to each other firsthand... Seeing the clip reminds me there is good in the world.

@onejediboi

3 жыл бұрын

@@Antechynus you're* learn how to spell mate

being a former Floridian I wholeheartedly agree they are that insane to try to shoot a hurricane

@se3steelo

3 жыл бұрын

The Batman but not the dolphins thing?

@thebatman2620

3 жыл бұрын

@@se3steelo sadly they are news reported people that killed a dolphin by passing it around

@reese4157

2 жыл бұрын

@@thebatman2620 sounds like Florida to me

Reporter: "The meat processors wouldn't take him" The Crowd: "Aww..."

@jamespotter2843

3 жыл бұрын

"Only in this contry"

@Daph909

3 жыл бұрын

Also, 'him'?

@Kakarot64.

Жыл бұрын

@@Daph909 Why wouldn't you name a Bull knickers

I love when he breaks character from laughing.

Petition to hear the fish puns all say aye

@idcgaming518

3 жыл бұрын

Aye.

@kralik394

3 жыл бұрын

Walleye.

@camerondon3712

3 жыл бұрын

Aye.

@jestermon101

3 жыл бұрын

Aye Sir!

@baxy_bax5547

3 жыл бұрын

Aye

Well.. they had to tell the American President not to nuke the storm, so.. it tracks.

@vhffvjmjvddf3050

3 жыл бұрын

Yeah, Obama hates neocolonialist storms with a passion.

@myname-rz4zk

3 жыл бұрын

C. L. I love the orange starbursts. The green ones are the worst. (This is just my opinion on starburst flavours and has nothing to do with trump, I dislike him as much as you)

@oscartomsett9590

3 жыл бұрын

You have so mnay subs but no vids....WHY??

@elnombre5597

3 жыл бұрын

I beyond feel bad for America

@uberorange2116

3 жыл бұрын

he looks so fucking confused

I love how he makes Americans sound like Forest Gump

@edhunt5909

3 жыл бұрын

I was literally about to say the same thing

@Galemor1

3 жыл бұрын

Forest Gump was smarter... At least he knew that - stupid is, what stupid does..

@eoghanbannon-wright5689

3 жыл бұрын

forrest dump

@supimpanda2312

3 жыл бұрын

Florida gump

@supimpanda2312

3 жыл бұрын

@thisguy uhhhhh I am american

RUSSELL: "you can't change the weather with a gun." ME: "well someone's never heard of a snow cannon."

@sopcannon

3 жыл бұрын

*cue Pornhub intro*

@hayreddinbarbarossa661

3 жыл бұрын

@@sopcannon 😂 never has the laugh cry emoji been more appropriate. This made me spit coffee across the table. Best comment on the internet.

@lenkacfk7155

2 жыл бұрын

@@hayreddinbarbarossa661 , now I want to know what the pornhub intro is, just to get the joke, but I don't want to google "pornhub" and get sex ads for the next eternity...

@alistairl1418

2 жыл бұрын

@@lenkacfk7155 just go in incognito mode and then that wont happen :)

@sianevans6455

Жыл бұрын

🤣😂

That lion one was so good - my sides hurt.

I still want the all of the fish’s pun :(

@rahatali5331

3 жыл бұрын

Honestly same

@hayreddinbarbarossa661

3 жыл бұрын

To bad it's fin-ished. But I can shell you all about it.

@clovermx1472

3 жыл бұрын

Hayreddin Barbarossa 😔

@mirora2212

3 жыл бұрын

Hayreddin Barbarossa nice

@ElliottRodgers

3 жыл бұрын

Tanks for admitting to that.. I was too! I think it was a reel shame! This video clip would have been so much batter with the puns. I can't bait to see if full chips turn up on KZread.

That ape was heartbreaking and beautiful. Her environment was so soulless that she just was waiting to die, but when he arrived, she found life again.

@dorientjewoller113

7 ай бұрын

You missed the introduction part where they tell that the ape is 59 years old. Chimps may reach an average of 38.7 years while in captivaty. So, reaching 59 years means that she was well treated and her environment wasn't that soulless at all ... More likely that this chimpanzee was or already in her last days and they have isaolated her from the group.

The video where ‘Mama’ the chimpanzee recognizes her friend Jan, always brings me to tears. No matter how often I’ve seen it.

Iwas there that week. They were shooting to see if the bullets would turn in the wind. It's not better, just interesting that they were thinking scientifically... while standing on a pier on a hurricane.

@SteviePonder123

3 жыл бұрын

WOW

@QuestionableLifeChoices

3 жыл бұрын

very american, and VERY floridian lmfao

@DarthArachnious

3 жыл бұрын

Very few Americans have guns. But most of Florida is nuts.

@gussy508

3 жыл бұрын

JasCotton nah most of the population have guns

@DarthArachnious

3 жыл бұрын

@@gussy508 get that fact from the Daily Mail did we?

Russel keeping us entertained during this 2020 hellhole

@ravenjay115

3 жыл бұрын

Only he can do this during this year

@connieluvr

2 жыл бұрын

@@ravenjay115 agreed

"Why is my main course shagging my pudding"? Russell, you are hilarious. Your channeling of animals is awe inspiring.

Finally!, A human did something that was for the psychological benefit of an animal in need. Thank you. I hope this man's simple act of kindness eased this animal on.

“Nibbles, Glastonbury”

I loved the bumblebee high five bit, I would never have the confidence to do that

@oasis4life014

3 жыл бұрын

Bumblebees are practically harmless

@tigrytime658

6 ай бұрын

People can still be frightened of them. It’s like most spiders are harmless but they are one of the most common phobias

Look at the 59 years old ape at about 1:05 minutes in. It's just a few seconds but it's so beautiful, and unassailably demonstrates the depth of feeling in creatures we used to call "dumb animals" because we were a bunch of"dumb asses." I gulped down a sob of wonder so loud my dog Lola stretched out her paw and patted me. For reals.

At the gates of Valhalla. Gatekeeper: we er weren’t expecting any more. Nibbles: yeah I guess so Gatekeeper: you’ve got one hell of a beard

@ravenjay115

3 жыл бұрын

Better a beard than pubes

How many bloody fish puns did he think of- Edit: holy hell what have I started- EDIT 2: I beg of you, let me free. Grant me mercy in this cruel world. I KEEP GETTING YOUR DAMNED FISH PUNS- Edit 3: everytime I think this is over you just return.

@heleneardleytaylor25

3 жыл бұрын

Oven can we get a raw footage of the puns

@danmarsh7985

3 жыл бұрын

Let's dolphinitely jump on this band wagon again

@humanperson4605

3 жыл бұрын

I this fish pun thing cod catch on

@odstinbound2335

3 жыл бұрын

A lot

@Daniel-wd4zx

3 жыл бұрын

I’ll bait these puns can’t go on for much longer.

Who else is just binge watching Russel in lockdown??

@alleyhartley7916

3 жыл бұрын

you need a life even with lockdown. have a tug or something, this guy is one of most boring comedians around.

@benedictbinu3900

3 жыл бұрын

Wdym he is soo funny

@shader2421

3 жыл бұрын

I’m been binge watching him for 4 years

Who the frikk are the 86 people who don't like this? This guy is brilliantly funny

@kstormgeistgem461

3 жыл бұрын

likely people pissed that they interrupted the fish puns. here we have a bunch of other folks padding out their videos with horse shit and these folks decide to shorten this one because they have a low pun tolerance.

Russell: “My Uncle was killed by my Father”. Scar: “I ain’t his dad, eww” Mufasa: “AM I A JOKE TO YOU”. 😂

@rosiecooper8030

2 жыл бұрын

Russel has ADHD, and getting word muddled up is a really common thing for people with ADHD. When he stumbles over words sometimes, it's likely just too much comedy going on in his head.

@kylestubbs8867

2 жыл бұрын

@@rosiecooper8030 “This week on ADHD Relief… Ooh, a penguin.”

I'm crying from that bit about the ape

Okay but when are we getting the full fish pun experience

"Americans are shooting at the approaching hurricane..." Me: WHAT "...in Florida." Me: Oh, that explains everything...

@elizamccroskey1708

2 жыл бұрын

Trump wanted to bomb a hurricane . . .

@annnee6818

2 жыл бұрын

"Florida man hurls Molotov cocktail into storm, burns down house, then humps vaccuum to calm himself down, loses ding dong"... Just a Tuesday in Florida...

@yangtheinsane5430

2 жыл бұрын

@@elizamccroskey1708 Wait for real?

@elizamccroskey1708

2 жыл бұрын

@@yangtheinsane5430 Yes, kzread.info/dash/bejne/nZN3qNGJcdq0ltY.html

@luisisthenamelitn6978

2 жыл бұрын

@@yangtheinsane5430 Yes, that was an idea he had in mind.

The chimp had me in tears

Favourite comedian of all time!!!!! ❤️❤️❤️❤️

@alleyhartley7916

3 жыл бұрын

you havent watched bernard manning lol

Awww when she recognised him my heart 💓 animals are so amazing ❤️

Nibbles, Glastonbury 🤣🤣🤣

When that chimp recognised his old friend, I cried like a 10yo girl watching little mix.

@ericamacdonald5701

3 жыл бұрын

What do u mean 10 year old girl every fan has cried over them with their music as well

I'm not even british and I just love watching Russell. He's a bright spot in my day. He's such a sweety and I love him for it!

He’s bloody brilliant 🤣

The part with the monkey was so beautiful

That koala prank will never stop being funny.

“Don’t shoot at the storm...” only in Florida...

"The meat processors wouldn't take him" Everyone "Awwww" Me: wait a minute...

@kyledgoalby4456

3 жыл бұрын

Massive burgers

I didn't even begin to watch the video but i just wanna start by saying Thank you so very much Russell and his team for uploading these videos on KZread Love from Somalia

Every time I hear "dont aaa, its lovely" I feel like another of my limited brain cells jumps the boat. Like... thats why they're aaa'ing!!

I had tickets to see Russell Howard here in the States last April :(

The Monkey clip broke my heart, also my son came home last week and it sounded like the dog said hello, it was so funny. She also coughs when she wants out to the garden, so I do think if dogs could talk they would.

The koala reminds me of our Skunk in the farm I work at. Everyone terrified of his big claws but they're blunt and don't hurt at all, voicing their concerns whilst I'm literally holding him in a vest top hahaha

@SamuelBlack84

2 жыл бұрын

I wouldn't care about the claws, rather the stink they give off

Russell you're a great comedian, you're not supposed to make us cry

"You can't change the weather with a gun" I mean Trump wanted to nuke a hurricane

@apollo_2023

3 жыл бұрын

Wait what!?

@rannnoch

3 жыл бұрын

to be fair a gun is nowhere even close to a nuke

@bethgeorgiou7769

3 жыл бұрын

IBeF00L he literally suggested nuking the hurricane

@apollo_2023

3 жыл бұрын

Beth Georgiou and that person is the president of the USA. God fucking save us all

@bethgeorgiou7769

3 жыл бұрын

IBeF00L hopefully not for long man, wanna know something funny?

Just in case you didn't know, dog "puzzles" are toys that you put food inside, and then the dog tries and figures out how to get to the food or get the food out. (I dunno if Russell was just pretending to not know for the sake of the joke, but afaik he's always had multiple dogs together, not a single dog that could get bored on its own, so maybe he actually didn't know.)

@SundaraRamanR

3 жыл бұрын

@Decay congrats on discovering that, good for you. Not everything he says is pulled out of his ass either though, he plays off of the facts as he knows them, which is why it's an interesting conundrum which side the balance is on in this case. That's what I was speculating on, but thanks for chipping with the usual trite "he's a comedian lolol so you aren't allowed to discuss anything he says" line.

@kygodragon4782

3 жыл бұрын

This guy got wrecked with a capital W ^

@garyz2043

2 жыл бұрын

That's cruel!

Russell Howard is funny.

@mikeoxmall3323

3 жыл бұрын

Mike's Bakes a comedian being funny? Really

@arson_cloud3801

3 жыл бұрын

@@mikeoxmall3323 I would have never known!

@mikeoxmall3323

3 жыл бұрын

Decay well I’d expect a comedian with a million subscribers to be funny

The koala prank is hilarious 😂

the chimp and his friend - just so emotional. he couldn’t have expressed himself more if he were human. that smile went from ear to ear. poor old boy. the end of life is unfathomable. a beautiful spirit and friendship. 🐒🦧🌷🌱

Whys he trying to kiss a fish

@BrianThompson-dj2sq

3 жыл бұрын

That's what fishermen/people who like fishing do

@odstinbound2335

3 жыл бұрын

He gay

@AnEmu404

3 жыл бұрын

Odst Inbound Found the 10 year old

@corpse.19.x

3 жыл бұрын

He now got fish lips😂

@maya_irv

3 жыл бұрын

Odst Inbound yeah there are only male fish

Thanks for the laughs. They're much needed

The poor koala... "Help me! Help me! Oh, God. Thank you. I don't know what that was but it wasn't a human."

6:30 I've met people on grindr that I wouldn't put past doing it in a safari area

Classic Aussies joking around with the koala. I suspect she thought it was the infamous drop bear😂😂😂😂

I laughed so hard I cried… this guy is the funniest! Love him.

That brings a whole new meaning to Gary glitter 😂😂

@SamuelBlack84

2 жыл бұрын

And, still playing with small balls

Hey Russell I know there is a really low chance you will read this but eny way. I was going through some bad times awhile go I got kicked out of college and on top of the my ex cheetd on me with my friend who I grew with and I got really depressed .but your video's really helped me they make me laugh and well I just want to say thank you so much your content made me see ther was more to life then I thought and you saved my life so I just really want to say thank you so much .keep up the good work.

@susannes3035

3 жыл бұрын

✌💓

@Drexxaal

3 жыл бұрын

U have 2 laugh! It gets u thru all kinds of shit! I'm glad u did now keep going, let better people in ur life, toss out the trash n keep laughing! It's good 4 u! 👍🏾😬😆😜

I don't expect to cry on The Russell Howard Channel!

Yes, dogs do have more expression and vocalization when around us! My Husky has learned quite a few ways to tell me what he wants and also understands far too much.. I've often winked at him to say hello when he looks at me, he'll always do it back and sometimes, does it first! If he does it and then i do it back, i get a tail wag! lol

If I’m having a bad day he truly makes it better thank you Russell for putting a smile on peoples faces especially during this awful pandemic as laughter is defiantly what the world needs right now I know I do. Thank you so much.

This man makes me so happy. He’s hilarious and kind! Love from California

As soon as I saw this, I knew Nibbles would be in it. I was not disappointed.

@kiera__willow7660

3 жыл бұрын

Same 😂

I would happily listen to Russell's fish puns all day

I am anticipating the ape is the only one to make me cry

I have not laughed so hard at Russell

@lexie2956

3 жыл бұрын

Watch the one were his mum and dad can't say gay

For the gun hurricane one, he should have said "no wonder why our weather is shit, we don't have guns"

OMG I'm so glad KZread recommended an old video of yours and now, here we are 🤣

The legends back at it

"Size doesn't fit." WHICH MEANS HE TRIED!!!! LMFAO

7:27 Dammit Russell, his father was killed by his uncle not the other way around.

@LordBummenbachsBalls

3 жыл бұрын

Yeah, I was thinking the same thing.

@rosiecooper8030

2 жыл бұрын

Russel has ADHD, and getting word muddled up is a really common thing for people with ADHD. When he stumbles over words sometimes, it's likely just too much comedy going on in his head.

Loved the interruption😂

That one guy's mates: this is a very salmon event

3:45 Man:oh man dolphnado dolphin: so long and thank- *BANG*

Woo!! That massive cow is from a local town near me 🤣🤣

Fun fact: Germany has more Zoos than the rest of Europe combined.

@kygodragon4782

3 жыл бұрын

Fun fact: Germans are just a smarter version of the English. I'm English.

@markorollo.

3 жыл бұрын

I hope they've improved on their animal welfare, I went to one when we went to Germany at the end of the 80's, it was horrible.

@amalnasir822

3 жыл бұрын

Imagine how many animals got taken away from their homes just for human entertainment

@skillissue445

3 жыл бұрын

KygoDragon4 you are 100% German

@chillaxo9863

3 жыл бұрын

@@markorollo. I wasn't alive in the 80s but I can assure you that nowadays they get treated pretty good. Of course sometimes some are bored when I visit one because they are alone but they most probably will get new partners.

Petition to get the full version of the fish jokes

I read in a book as a child that male lions (lions of the same sex, females too) do that as a display of friendship.

I love that you actually said a real Swedish town. And you pronounced it really well

Russell’s Forest Gump impression is so unused and underrated.

I just love these stories. He knows how to present them. Congrats!

15:07 looks genuinely confusing on why his audience are cheering & clapping Makes me laugh 😹

9:50 That news reader was really relishing the opportunity to say "knickers" on air

As someone who lives in Taunton, I can say it’s literally just just old people and families

This man is comedy gold

"have a bite on that, that's why they call me Nibbles." 🤣🤣🤣

Oh my goooood how am I only finding about this show now 😱

The dolphins might have needed airlifting from the floods because rain is fresh water and dolphins need to be in the sea.

That massive cow is so cool why would even try to sell him, at least his size saved his life!

That cat would probably do a better job than the government.

so funny and some of Russells videos really bring the tears on

1..I am sure that the rescue of fish and dolphins during flooding is of those displaced over what will be dry land once water recedes. 2. Who doesn't know about Koalas, and can be easily tricked into thinking they are dangerous? But Russell Howard has a real talent for seeing the humour in news stories and how ridiculous it can be reported by wrong choice of words and phrases to give a completely different twist to what is really true.

Russell thank you for being so funny when I’m sad I watch your videos and you always seen to cheer me up

i NEED to hear all the fish puns! I feel robbed!

"Oh ma Gawd, Dolphnado" *Shoots* HAHAHAHAHAH!