If the earth was flat, cats would just push everything off the edge

@bowmaj8666

Жыл бұрын

The world is flat! Why do you think there are no dinosaurs anymore? They were all standing on one side of the flat earth, when a giant meteor struck the other side, and they all got catapulted into orbit!

@kimmywatts5459

Жыл бұрын

😂🤣😼🍻

@shadophaxx2401

Жыл бұрын

@@bowmaj8666 had us in the first half not gonna lie

@garyowens1284

Жыл бұрын

@@bowmaj8666a meteor you sure it wasn't your mother?

@martinputt6421

Жыл бұрын

@@bowmaj8666 That one had me for a minute, good one.

My niece has spent her whole life deaf as a result of a high fever with measles she had when 8 months old. This was 2 years before a vaccine was available. My older brothers best friend died of polio, I was only 6 years old and can still remember the panic of the parents in our neighborhood. RIP Billy Matchet

@mvasdias

Жыл бұрын

I’m with you! The little girl who would’ve been my aunt died from diphtheria when she was 7. When I was a kid I was in hospital for 2 weeks from the measles. By the 80’s it was for the most part gone. As was polio, diphtheria.

@danyellerobinson5940

Жыл бұрын

My family is at high-risk from both the diseases and the vaccines. (It's often the case in biochemistry. The same is true for me with Covid and the vaccine.)

@danyellerobinson5940

Жыл бұрын

@@mvasdias ... they weren't gone. Measles was pushed to older generations and was more likely to result in hospitalization. It is why the CDC started requiring vaccines for college entry in the 90s.

@DAVIDFREDERICOROCHA

Жыл бұрын

@@danyellerobinson5940 ... IT'S NOT A VACCINE ...

@will823

Жыл бұрын

Rip

It’s like George Carlin said: “Think of how stupid the average person is, and realize half of them are stupider than that.”

@benthomas2232

5 ай бұрын

Well now I’d say it’s more than half now.

@feralbluee

3 ай бұрын

0:25 the older i get, the more i know this true - Especially since the internet!! i know it’s none usable word these days, but, sorry, these people are morons!!!! 😯😦😧🫨😮😲

I have been attacked by antivaxers who said I'd given my son autism by getting him jabbed. I explained he had shown signs of autism before he was vaccinated, because he had leukaemia as a baby his vaccinations were delayed until he had a bone marrow transplant and diagnosed in permanent remission! People are daft. The Internet is creating idiots who don't think for themselves and aren't educated or bright enough to do their own thinking. Love you for this Russell.

@TheTrickshot77

3 ай бұрын

One year later: Excessive death, Record numbers of young people having heart problems. I don't remember anyone talking about "Autism". I hope your son is ok, I wish him luck.

@imogenveneear1935

3 ай бұрын

​@@TheTrickshot77antivaxxers are claiming mmr causes autism this is based on a study a docter did of 28 subjects that he knew most of them had autism. His subject group was below the norm a minimum of 30 subjects are required for a good test group, he was actually struck off for his unethical behaviour but people are still claiming this as absolute truth. My son does fine thank you.

@tripogden880

29 күн бұрын

So sorry you’ve had to put up with rude morons.

Considering that Flat-Earthers call normal people "Globetards", can we start calling Flat-Earthers "Flatulence"?

@scottdixon2505

Жыл бұрын

I prefer to just call them stupid lol

@Rosyna

Жыл бұрын

“Flerfers” is the term typically used.

@viewfromthehighchair9391

Жыл бұрын

@@Rosyna Interesting. I can officially say I learned something new today as I've never heard that word before. I am still hoping that "flatulence" catches on though. No, not that flatulence; only the word, not the deed. LOL

@viewfromthehighchair9391

Жыл бұрын

@@scottdixon2505 I know one among my friends (extended, not personal) and I give her the gears every chance I get. She's a conspiracy nut.

@JL-kf8mw

Жыл бұрын

Why is it that only the dumbest among us put “tard” at the end of words?

The problem with flat earthers is that you can’t prove them wrong. If you launch them to space, they will say that the windows and helmet visors are screens that make the earth look round.

@luisespinoza8391

Жыл бұрын

As long as they don't return. Send them off into deep space.

@wibbliams

Жыл бұрын

@@luisespinoza8391 I enjoy that idea

@SchgurmTewehr

Жыл бұрын

Of course you can! But they will not accept that you proved them wrong.

@scottdixon2505

Жыл бұрын

I remember this dude went into a flat earth Facebook group during the pandemic and asked if the two metre social distancing rule had pushed anyone over the edge yet 😂

@rikallan5094

Жыл бұрын

Once a person goes flat they never go back. I have a rule I don't debate flat earthers there's absolutely no point.

This man does what most people can't, gets his point accross and is political while being funny, genuinely talented

@jamiecovfefe6323

Жыл бұрын

true sad he is wrong on most of what he said

@jamiecovfefe6323

Жыл бұрын

@Rik Walsh mainstream brainwashed .

@frederikhyrup2871

Жыл бұрын

Hes funny. But tossing the Builderberg Group and WEF and Blackroc/Vanguard + statistics, economics and math. In with "Flat eathers" Is a tactical move I have seen for awhile. It works. Until people starve freeze and "Own Nothing". And they will think WHY? Mostly they will blame the ones who have less power/money or oppotunity. Not the ones who stole...

@frederikhyrup2871

Жыл бұрын

Have ANYONE experienced "Comments gone missing"? Replies Ditto? Discouse is now "Verboten".

@frederikhyrup2871

Жыл бұрын

@Rik Walsh Have ANYONE experienced "Comments gone missing"? Replies Ditto? Discouse is now "Verboten".

As John Oliver put it "Conspiracy theories... Science fiction for people who don't realize they're reading science fiction"

@aycoded7840

Жыл бұрын

Not most of the time though.

@pseudonayme7717

Жыл бұрын

Or sometimes they are just facts waiting to be admitted.

@joshbramley7242

Жыл бұрын

@@pseudonayme7717 😂😂🤡🤡

@anastasiabeaverhausen1883

Жыл бұрын

you do realise modern science is only now catching up with what advanced civilisations knew 600+ years ago?

@CollinMcLean

Жыл бұрын

@@anastasiabeaverhausen1883 Considering people from 600 years ago weren't aware of the existence of valence electron shells, plate tectonics, or germ theory... I'd call that statement erroneous...

As an autistic person, I'd rather be autistic, and have vaccines, so I don't die.

@PsychedOut..

Жыл бұрын

Same. I actually find it a bit insulting that people would rather risk death than autism.

@ArceneStorms

Жыл бұрын

As an autistic person who has had all the vaccines available to her, including the annual flu jab and all the COVID vaccines that I can have, I know that it doesn't cause Autism, and I'd rather be autistic than an idiot. (I literally went "ayyee" when I heard that)

@CraigyDizzle

Жыл бұрын

I love the fact that us autistic people are more likely to be involved in scientific sectors so if anything autism causes vaccines 🤣

@awtistiaeth4699

Жыл бұрын

@@CraigyDizzle Loads of us involved with social justice movements as well but apparently, we don't give a shit about others! Weird that as most of the Autistic peers that I know gave "protecting others" as the main reason for taking the Covid jabs.

@Sweetlyfe

Жыл бұрын

@@CraigyDizzle hahaha yes so true.

12:17 - 12:55 : Well done to this lady's colleagues. This conversation with this lady should have happened in her formative, childhood years. She was let down, educationally. It's most definitely not her fault. It's obvious that she was eager to learn from her colleagues. It's quite a refreshing side of humanity to see kind, and understanding people like her colleagues. She's not to be ridiculed; she was modest, and keen to understand.

@iggysixx

Жыл бұрын

I agree. Ridiculing people does not inspire a learning curve. Filling in the blanks does way more - (..and understanding which information is missing and being able to explain it in different ways is also a higher skill, by the way). In her case, it's likely the curse of being very pretty. People don't correct you enough, because everyone always wants something from you (being in your company, or 'physical relations'). For example; It's very hard to improve your jokes if everyone laughs at everything you say.

@seanpoag4170

Жыл бұрын

She's still thick as f***, though 🤣

@catmavsdogma1421

Жыл бұрын

Regardless, she didn't know anything about her country.

@666t

Жыл бұрын

Lucky she is pretty

@yippee8570

Жыл бұрын

She was doing it deliberately, surely?

That girl at the end needs a lot of help. I don't see how she is ever going to survive adulthood without being ripped off at every turn.

Love the way he can make us laugh over very serious topics. He's a breath of fresh air... Agree with his politics

I absolutely love Russell Howard's content. He's so super smart, and very funny.

@bigjohnhansome5779

Жыл бұрын

Maybe it's because he's a lizard?

@markriding1267

Жыл бұрын

kzread.info/dash/bejne/qqNm086yqrjTiKg.html

I wonder how awkward it must’ve felt for russel to do this in lockdown, with no crowd to laugh in real live

@michaeladkins6

Жыл бұрын

When is Russell actually putting out new episodes?

@Insomniaaron

Жыл бұрын

​@@michaeladkins6 September 8th.

I love Russell Howard!!! he somehow manages to make current events funny

The fact people believe the earth is flat is ridiculous

@gerardflynn3899

Жыл бұрын

Welcome back to the 14th century.😂😂😂

@darracqboy

Жыл бұрын

The internet has made things worse tbh

@aftersexhighfives

Жыл бұрын

They don't. Not truly. They like the feeling of "knowing more." It's a type of religion. And they make a ton of money off dummies who like the sound of the religion of flat earth.

@aftersexhighfives

Жыл бұрын

@@gerardflynn3899 no one ever thought the earth was flat. It was propaganda that was basically calling somewhere uneducated. No one ever thought the earth is flat. Never.

@sabledeagoon9705

Жыл бұрын

@@darracqboy true

LOVED this hilarious and informative and HILARIOUS - as usual. New series please!!

@johnmccann5104

Жыл бұрын

It's like the Jimmy Carr uploads....very funny but old content unfortunately 🤣🇬🇧

@lueezbee9755

Жыл бұрын

@@johnmccann5104 I missed a load of Russell when he was on teevee due to work so seeing some of these for the first time sat chuckling away to myself!!

@johnmccann5104

Жыл бұрын

@@lueezbee9755 He is very funny and his attacks on Boris and partygate were comedy gold..... Jonathan Pie on KZread is also very good if you haven't seen his uploads.He really doesn't hold back 🤣🤣

I feel at least with the last woman she had been failed in her education and was actually trying to understand so shouldn't be shamed for that. The other people's stuff is absolutely conspiracy nonsense and a lot of it harmful to others so definitely should be called out on it!

@NeonCicada

Жыл бұрын

12:17 *To be fair:* That last woman (a "Western" adult) had already been given countless opportunities (over the course of her lifetime) to properly educate herself. She had _both_ sufficient access educational resources (eg. access to public libraries, relatively unrestricted internet access etc.) and the free time to slowly start working on her education. She simply chose not to do that -- _and _*_that's_*_ why she's fair game lol_

Seen Russel live, he was as good as he is on the small screen. He does a great job at making good points with a sense of humour.

@mammybelle7302

Жыл бұрын

he wasn't that funny

@pipipipipipipipip

Жыл бұрын

@@mammybelle7302 comedy is subjective; I respect your opinion

Another example of why Russel Howard needs more views

Thanks Russell....in a world gone insane if you don't laugh you will cry.... thanks for keeping us laughing.... well done 👍

Well done for spreading information in a funny way Russell!

@DAVIDFREDERICOROCHA

Жыл бұрын

... HE'S A SELLOUT READING OFF A TELEPROMPTER WHILE MONKEYING AROUND ... THIS WAS NOT COMEDY BUT A PROMOTIONAL AD PUSHING VACCINES ... HE'S NOT A COMEDIAN BUT A GATEKEEPER WALKING YOU'S DOWN THE PARK UNTIL THE BRAINWASH IS COMPLETE ...

@frederikhyrup2871

Жыл бұрын

Have ANYONE experienced "Comments gone missing"? Replies Ditto? Discouse is now "Verboten".

@evilgoose6768

Жыл бұрын

@@frederikhyrup2871 why do you reply to my comment with this?

@mammybelle7302

Жыл бұрын

@@frederikhyrup2871 yes

Russell is a genius. Plus he can carry his message, jokes and timing while filming in an audienceless studio (thanks covid!). He's spot on and one of the (the?) best comedians we have. Sorry, Ye he's the real voice of a generation. 😉

@Sweetlyfe

Жыл бұрын

He is brilliant

@silaswild6233

Жыл бұрын

He's no genius, this word is banded around far too frequently nowadays.

@frederikhyrup2871

Жыл бұрын

Have ANYONE experienced "Comments gone missing"? Replies Ditto? Discouse is now "Verboten".

@LimeyRedneck

Жыл бұрын

@@frederikhyrup2871 Yeah, copy and pasting comments will do that as one example. You're not being censored, Covid is real and the Earth is a slightly flattened sphere 🌍

@roystonrubble7103

Жыл бұрын

What would you say his best/funniest joke is?

The “God save the Queen” version sent me 🤣🤣🤣

My brains just melted out my ears listening to that woman at the end talking about country's and county's. It hurt lol

@Itcouldbebunnies

Жыл бұрын

Your spelling hurts too, you know?

@molimolinana

Жыл бұрын

*countries and counties

If you're ever feeling down just remember the girl that thinks Stevie Wonder is not blind.

@Cassie_-rw9ik

Жыл бұрын

I think it might be because a famous comedian talked about it in his stand up. I can’t remember which one. Apparently Stevie Wonder can see shadows and can sense people near him. So because SW said excuse me when he walked towards comedian, the comedian has been saying he’s faking it.

@vulvarinevulva4524

Жыл бұрын

@@Cassie_-rw9ik there's also footage of him catching a falling microphone whilst singing with a group of celebrities.

First couple seconds already laughing 🤣

@JakeHindle

Жыл бұрын

Same 😂🤣

@ScotsmanGamer

Жыл бұрын

good for you and we need to know this why?

Oh, Russell... you make me so happy. Thank you for being an island of sense in a sea of nonsense. Sometimes it feels like the world is spotted with small islands of sense, surrounded by raging seas of idiocy. It makes me sad. But you, Russell, are a wonderful key of sanity. 💋Thank you!

@OlafPijl

2 ай бұрын

Ever since Brexit, we think of the UK as an island of nonsense. At least when it concerns Brexiteers or the Tories.

The reason people believe in conspiracy theories is issues with their own egos. 'Extra' 'info' makes them feel above others. 🤦🏻‍♀️

@CraigyDizzle

Жыл бұрын

Absolutely 100% this!

@SamuelBlack84

Жыл бұрын

Knowledge is power

@DAVIDFREDERICOROCHA

Жыл бұрын

... THOSE WHO ARE AWAKE LIVE IN A STATE OF CONSTANT AMAZEMENT ...

@joedart7908

Жыл бұрын

@@DAVIDFREDERICOROCHA Is your keyboard broken?

@JorntWagenaar

Жыл бұрын

@@joedart7908 Sssssst, don't let him know it instantly betrays his stupidity;)

So Finland has joined Australia on the plateau of non-existence. 🤪

My mums brother eventually died from vaccine related injury. My nan was devastated when his mumps and measles vaccine made him disabled. To this day she will always say that she would much rather a disabled child than a dead one. My uncle lived a happy life. All of my aunties and uncles are vaccinated and so are their kids. No other issues have cropped up. Some people do get unlucky, we admit that. But it helps so many that the risks have to be understood as absolutely tiny

@DAVIDFREDERICOROCHA

Жыл бұрын

... ITS MEANT TO CRIPPLE A FEW ... IF NOT , THEY WOULD NEVER PROFIT FROM THEM ...

@ianclark1737

Жыл бұрын

0.84 % is the help you got from the mnra jab that is not a vaccine

@MultiRationalThinker

Жыл бұрын

@@DAVIDFREDERICOROCHA - and your bullshit makes no fucking sense whatsoever. Have you EVER used your brain? How does promoting a vaccine become more profitable if it cripples a few people? See, this is why people laugh at conspiracy nutters.

@joshbramley7242

Жыл бұрын

@@DAVIDFREDERICOROCHA ???

@jps5980

Жыл бұрын

@@DAVIDFREDERICOROCHA Exactly the Truth will come out Don't worry, I've Gone off Russell Howard know, Thought he had more Common sense , you gotta think most of the People in the Audience looked over 50, he would of probably been Booed off if he said Jokes about the truth , Because most people that age are easily Brainwashed by the media , I can sort of understand cos of the comedy show he's got he's trying to get the biggest Audience, But I Guarantee he will start losing Audience members, If he keeps telling shit jokes like that cos the truth Is coming out , I Love Comdey but I Hate it when Comedians are Scared to tell the truth Just so they can get the over 50 on There side

You rock Russell! You should include some Aussie news into your videos. Your take on anything is better than the mainstream media's news reporting.

The Finnish guy saying Finland doesn't exist is taking the piss out of the Finland deniers. Voi vittu.

@trish5111

Жыл бұрын

I thought it was Australia that didn't exist ? Me and my mates pissed ourselves laughing over that one down here in Oz. Apparently we are all 'actors' !! WTAF !

Jesus shit. Did she really think Spain was in the UK? 🤯 The day she'll find out there are European countries outside of the UK and EU will blow her mind 😂

@skootergirl22

Жыл бұрын

Some people still think Britain is in the victorian era. Steampunk exists

@scottdixon2505

Жыл бұрын

I genuinely used to go to school with a girl who claimed in front of everyone that Europe was in Asia. She thought the entire continent of Europe was inside the continent of Asia lol

@AtheistOrphan

Жыл бұрын

@@skootergirl22 - Jacob Rees-Mogg?

@DAVIDFREDERICOROCHA

Жыл бұрын

... SHE PROBABLY BELIEVE IN THE GLOBE TOO ...

@simontay4851

Жыл бұрын

aka Jacob Sleeze Smug

He always does his research and shares information in a hilarious way😂 thanks Russell.

@boffyboydj

Жыл бұрын

Does his research ? He goes home and puts his feet up after the show. There will be a team of researchers for the show, or just for show because the BBC will push any agenda that will benefit them.

@chiefbrodyrobertson2950

Жыл бұрын

Imagine a comedian having to push the jab.He says what he is told to say

Bruh did they use a BuzzFeed unsolved clip at the start? Poor Ryan being lumped in 😭

I agree that those vax-theories are hilarious and crazy, with that said, I was one that was having concerns in the back of my head that it was rushed to market for obvious reasons, because we needed a solution quick and we got it quick. Concerns were not so high that it would stop me from taking it though. In the end this just showed the resolve of a cooperating and collaborating world!

@truthbomber7628

Жыл бұрын

Ehh, have you actually looked up the damage they done?

@angrydoggy9170

Жыл бұрын

@@truthbomber7628 I did, just about nothing compared to Covid-19. So well done scientists.

@neo_aphotic1097

Жыл бұрын

@@truthbomber7628 Literally nothing, the worst thing to happen is a couple of people were a little ill for a bit, but is that not worth it to stop or slow the deaths?

@tidilie821

Жыл бұрын

Not a single covid jab and I've caught it once, and was fine, whereas my jabbed friends were ill and have caught it loads

@angrydoggy9170

Жыл бұрын

@@tidilie821 Sure buddy, now how’s about looking at some actual numbers and facts. Anecdotal stories are just that: stories.

When she asked, "is the UK in Europe?", Is What made me scream.

@DAVIDFREDERICOROCHA

Жыл бұрын

... PROBABLY A GLOBETARD TOO ...

As a scientist who has spent 2 years having those arguments with anti-vaxers (and even more crazy theories) i have to say, Thanks Russell. Thanks for trying to help educate.

@DAVIDFREDERICOROCHA

Жыл бұрын

... YOU'RE NOT A GURU ... YOU'RE JUST PAID TO DO AS THEY TELL YOU ... FROM A TO Z ALL YOUR RESEARCH , SUSTAINABILITY AND LIVELIHOOD FOR THE MOST PART IS PROBABLY DEPENDENT , BOUGHT AND PAID BY BIG PHARMA ...

@amir123786

Жыл бұрын

But studies by the same organisations such as CDC admit now most the conspiracies are infact some what facts. Lol being one sided blindly going with sponsored science is not the way neither is blindly believing everything is a conspiracy.

@frederikhyrup2871

Жыл бұрын

Why no reply button?

@ariadneschild8460

Жыл бұрын

I tell my antivaxxer friends that unless we're going to talk about the huge numbers of people being vaccinated I won't listen to them go on about the one in ten thousand that has an adverse reaction. That pretty much shuts them up.

@pauls3204

Жыл бұрын

Oh you mean the four folk I know who have all had blood clots ? Three of whom were in perfect health before you and yours started pushing untested medicines

The truth stares us right in the face 😂 funny times we live in

I remember the first time a flat -earther asked me how I Know the earth is a sphere. My reply: "Topography!" 😵

Also, i volunteered to test the covid vaccine and spoke to the researchers about it: 1. Its normally very difficult to get people to volunteer as test subjects. Consequently it can take a long time to recruit enough people which slows everything down. With covid they had loads of volunteers and could get started straight away. 2. Usually a vaccine development team would start with a small group of test subjects and run a full set of tests. They then have to apply for a second round of funding which tests the vaccine on another small group of subjects but larger than the original group. They then have to apply for a third round of funding which is to test the vaccine on a much larger group. This process can take a number of years because funding rounds tend to be annual. Plus add in the time it takes to recruit volunteers. With covid the funding was available immediately plus they went immediately into large scale trials. So yes, technically they skipped a couple of steps but FFS, the vaccines were still tested on a very large group of people.

3 vaccines later and I'm still not magnetic 😂😂😂😂😂😂

@lueezbee9755

Жыл бұрын

Oh, is THAT why all the 5G masts keep following me around? #TwoVaccsAndaBooster 🤣

@scottdixon2505

Жыл бұрын

That ones hilarious. You can get cutlery to stick to you just by licking it lol. But these people are so determined to hate vaccines that they'll blame anything.

@Bloodhound479

Жыл бұрын

All vaccines later and I'm not dead

@JL-kf8mw

Жыл бұрын

I’ve had 4 and kitchen appliances follow me around the house.😂😂😂. Makes it easier to get a cold drink.

@GD-qu9hr

Жыл бұрын

Yeah but you can still catch and spread it so what's the piont???

Didn’t expect to hear Ryan from Watcher/BFUnsolved in here lol.

The flat earth society has branches all over the globe.

@Mortthemoose

Жыл бұрын

😅👏👏

2:15 that guys face just says it all LOL

Absolutely love your humour, I've made my tinfoil hat ready Russel 😂😂😂😂🙄🤦

On the upside: One in five turning down something new (like a vaccine) is stellar results. That means 4 in 5 (or 80%) are informed. When can we generally say that 80% of people around us are behaving semi-rationally? From my own experiences with my own family at a Christmas dinner, I have a ball if 60% of the attendees are behaving remotely coherently. My family parties are in general small, so I know percentages are precious from the start since my mother's uncle and his wife will be jumping out of the blocks with some "climate is imaginary because weather and CO2 are the food for plants" from the get-go. This is before some other distant relative pops up and proclaims his trust in crystal healing - after 2 bypass operations have saved his life twice from cardiac arrest. When a group of reasonable people reach 51% majority they should consider themselves lucky and never leave. I am yet to meet a person in distress that answer "yes" after I ask if they want me to call the emergency homoeopathy service during my 30 years in mountain/river rescue service. They are ALL really eager for me to treat them with science-based first aid and for me to call in helicopter rescue services that provide everything except "just water" and a "suite of pretty rocks" on board. An old-school ER is suddenly sounding great. Rationality seems to kick in hard when a limb has chosen to stick out at an interesting angle or when a friend has stopped breathing. Regarding Covid. It is funny how many chose to say "yes" to those very expensive respiratory machines instead of a bottle of bleach. Ignorance is, in other words, a luxury you can afford when everything is going tip-top.

@stevie-ray2020

Жыл бұрын

Well said!

@scottjackson2196

Жыл бұрын

As a comedian from my country said (Sean lock) “ if I’m in an accident I want to hear sirens not wind chimes”

@mez7172

Жыл бұрын

For every ill theres a pill. and every pill theres a ill

@esmeecampbell7396

Жыл бұрын

To be fair CO2 is just food for plants, and our vast pumping out of it might not be so bad if we weren't ALSO cutting down over 2 billion trees per year that would be harvesting all that CO2 up... Not only does our output of CO2 increase each year, our capacity to store it decreases. I'm not much of an investor but that is some pretty bad fundamentals for Planet Earth PLC...

0:20 I recognize Ryan Bergara's voice! He's not a conspiracy theorist, but he talks and documents them.

Thanks for the laughs Russel

As someone with autism, it's really not that bad. I am really bad at reading people, but despite that I absolutely adore the way my brain works. I have no idea what's going on half the time, but that's okay. And I am also extremely happy that my favourite comedian supports autistic people and doesn't think we're dumb or retarted. Thanks, Russell❤

It's funny how they say "Spain is in Europe", like England isn't in Europe 😂

@thhseeking

Жыл бұрын

Not anymore :P "Mumble mumble mumble sorry mumble mumble Peppa Pig World mumble mumble sorry mumble mumble".

@peterleadley

Жыл бұрын

@@thhseeking The UK is still in Europe (its too heavy to move) just not in the European Union.

@brokenglassshimmerlikestar3407

Жыл бұрын

Cuz the Brits have this island mentality... they rarely think of themselves as Europeans

@peterleadley

Жыл бұрын

@@brokenglassshimmerlikestar3407 Doesn't matter what they think. It's in Europe, just not in the EU.

always enjoy your comedy thanks

I understand the pro-vaccine and anti-vaxxer positions. I certainly believe in science. I also understand the marketing and branding that is allowed in the process from research to practice. The truth is that the vaccine controversy is fueled by a failed communication campaign which was designed in 1986 to obscure high-risk groups. (Hint: Autism is a red herring, not the central problem.) Instead of exempting the high-risk children, who had serious reactions but escaped permanent damage, parents were encouraged to play roulette. The result is such that people without any increased risk have also lost trust in our public health system. This was further entrenched when WHO adopted CDC policies on adverse vaccine reactions.

@trish5111

Жыл бұрын

Yes, agree 100%. Unfortunately now if you even have any (I believe rational) concerns over vaccination timetables for babies you are shut down. You are prevented from being able to space the vaccinations out more so that a 2 month old doesn't have to have seven vaccines administered at once. In Australia I can get individual vaccines for my dogs instead of 3 or more at once if I'm concerned - but would be prevented from doing so for a baby. I can also get titre tests to make sure my dogs don't get booster vaccines until they need them because overvaccination has been recognised as a concern. Parents of human babies, on the other hand, lose family benefits unless they stick to a rigid timetable of vaccination that may not be in the best interests of their child. Can someone explain why a newborn needs to be vaccinated against Hepatitis B in the first week of life too ? Whenever I ask these questions generally I am ridiculed and labelled an 'anti-vaxxer' and people gleefully pile on. Am I stupid or is it really not a great idea to give tiny humans seven vaccines at once ?

@danyellerobinson5940

Жыл бұрын

@@trish5111 Hep B shots are only necessary in the first week for those at high-risk of infection. We used titre tests to show my son had twice the natural immunities to both types of Measles. (He had none to mumps.) I was labeled anti-vaxxer back in 1991. (My son's death literally shutdown our death-investigation system, since doctors disagreed between vaccine-related death and SIDS.) Later, another doctor violated my right to informed consent regarding a medical implant device. I suspect he simply didn't trust me to make my own medical decision. Still ... I consider myself a Selective-vaxxer.

Seriously you are just amazing!

If the earth was actually flat, they would say it's a globe... These people are obsessed with the idea that they are being lied to, rather than using logic, science and common sense.

You cannot reason with the wilfully ignorant, and we've spent far too long indulging those that choose to be stupid in spite of the facts to change them now. This is what happens when we value politeness over reality.

It’s mind boggling just how unbelievably stupid some of these celebrities actually are.. When I think about how many people trust them over proven science, I weep for humanity 🤦‍♀️

my friend keeps sharing your stuff and i love it.. so now i subscribed.. soo... when are you coming to the Netherlands??

Discovered you today. Foo king hilarious!

I am autistic, I had the vaccine as a baby, when I was at school (very recently) there was a question in my exam about would I give my child a vaccine which had been "proven" to cause autism with 2 lines to answer, I had to ask the teacher for more paper to argue how fucked that question was. I had to argue with my class over it, and we were the top set in science in secondary school..

@Thurgosh_OG

Жыл бұрын

Well done. It can be hard arguing with your peers but even harder against the teachers who should know better.

@aliasofanalias7448

Жыл бұрын

Good on you. Always trust your morals, no matter how many people disagree

@KappaSigma317

Жыл бұрын

Wait wait was this gcses 2022?😭😭

@keelyspud9188

Жыл бұрын

@@KappaSigma317 no sorry, gcses in 2016 but it still gets asked now, my brother in law did his 2 years ago and it still gets asked

@fisherking7798

Жыл бұрын

It's a stupid question that shouldn't be asked in secondary school but it's a variation on the lesser of two evils theory that's been around for centuries and nobody has been able to give a satisfactory answer to it

Only three things cannot be long hidden. The sun, the moon, and the Truth.

Biggest conspiracy theory is that Russel Howard is a comedian, use to criticise most things until bbc started paying his wages.

@JoelintonMassif

Жыл бұрын

He is on sky 🔔🔚

LOL You're for the high jump fella!

My favourite conspiracy theory is "Russel Howard is funny".

@daeganish7304

Жыл бұрын

Then why are you watching his videos? You're in too deep, they're onto you

@mammybelle7302

Жыл бұрын

@@daeganish7304 because its being shared...so she gave it a chance...duh!!

@daeganish7304

Жыл бұрын

@@mammybelle7302 that's what they want you to think

@mammybelle7302

Жыл бұрын

@@daeganish7304 He's a sell out anyway

@daeganish7304

Жыл бұрын

@@mammybelle7302 nah Big Media just want you to think that, open your eyes

0:56 gunpowder, guillotine, dynamite with a laser beam, guaranteed to blow your mind....

4:02 little crossed eye 🤡

Nearly died laughing, cheers 😂

The problem isn't the science It's the profit motives and behaviour of big pharma/governments around the world

@JorntWagenaar

Жыл бұрын

Right! And as they decide what science gets funded..

@amir123786

Жыл бұрын

The problem is sponsored science and manipulated data. Which they themselves accept months / years later was lies. Check the rules being silently updated. Conspiracies with factual evidence aren’t conspiracies

I didn't vote for Brexit because I don't want Spain leaving Liverpool.

@Mortthemoose

Жыл бұрын

🤣🤣👍

If you get into an argument with a flat Earther just ask them to draw a picture of the motion of the Sun that consistently explains sunrise and sunset, time zones, and seasons. Also ask them the physical reason for those motions and then just sit back and try not to laugh every two seconds. For bonus also ask them about gravity, tides, lunar phases and eclipses.

@ashleyw6728

3 ай бұрын

Just ask them how big the earth is that makes them panic

❤❤❤ his impression of the queen! 🥰😆🥰

@Mortthemoose

Жыл бұрын

I always love it when he does his Queen impersonation 🤣🤣

The queen isn’t a canibals she just consumes their life to be immortal obv lol

He knows how to keep his job ay.

I follow the science which is easily available from our own UK government website the ONS...makes interesting reading. The Canadian, Thailand, Australia and Portugal ones are pretty good too.

people saying corona doesn't kill anger me so much. A family member of mine died if it along with tens of thousands more.

LMAOOO THE FACT THEY ADDED RYAN TO THIS

Just a nice little train ride & a lovely refreshing shower at the end eh Russell

Just love watching Russell Howard ,miss him on TV ,it's a shame but he probably gets bigger audiences online anyway. 😀👏

@fisherking7798

Жыл бұрын

He's still on tv with the Russel Howard hour although it's just half an hour now it's on youtube too btw

@Salena905

Жыл бұрын

@@fisherking7798 Thanks for letting me know 👍

@fisherking7798

Жыл бұрын

@@Salena905 you're welcome ☺

Brilliant Russell! You even got the science down well. And you were correct about the facts. Thank you.

@mammybelle7302

Жыл бұрын

What Facts?

@PouncyJunior

Жыл бұрын

The facts

@PouncyJunior

Жыл бұрын

@@mammybelle7302 It doesn't seem you have any

@mammybelle7302

Жыл бұрын

@@PouncyJunior neither do you 🤦‍♀️

@PouncyJunior

Жыл бұрын

@@mammybelle7302 ok, we both don't have facts, but if you can't prove otherwise, you aren't much better than me.

The two most common elements in the universe are hydrogen and stupidity. - Harlan Ellison

0:20 nice appearance from Ryan from Watcher

I got kicked out of a flat Earth Facebook group for asking if social distancing pushed anyone off the edge.

@zanussidish8144

Жыл бұрын

I think you confused them with people who have a sense of humour.

@PouncyJunior

Жыл бұрын

​@@zanussidish8144 😂

People love conspiracies, coz apparently it's comforting to think that someone is in charge and controlling things, even if that person is insane and evil, rather than absolute chaos where the world is rudderless and everyone is basically pretending they've got a clue what they're doing.

@myketrip8938

Жыл бұрын

Read up on WEF

@LewBearMusic

Жыл бұрын

@@myketrip8938 read up on power hungry narcissists and then try to rationalise how they can, as a group, come together with each other for a shared common goal without one of them selling out the others for an advantage.

Another great video 😀 My daughter was born when the mmr thing was about, because we didn't want to take the risk, we had the single vaccines done privately. Cost £100 but it was the best thing at the time, no one wants to risk harming their child but there's no point in protecting them from possible side effects if they are going to get a potentially deadly or life altering disease.

@deborahfreedman333

Жыл бұрын

Yeah, the vaccination causes autism BS was prominent when my daughters were little too. Living in the US, well child visits and vaccines were not covered by insurance, and were all out of pocket. Nevertheless, having a degree in microbiology, I knew it was incredibly stupid to risk not vaccinating my kids, and paid for every vaccine possible, including the MMR. I had friends who did like you did, and avoided the measles vaccine, only to lose their child to measles. Evolution in action.

Lizard Aliens are real, it's so obvious I can't believe I didn't realise it until you proved it, it totally explains mime artists.

The Queen is looking more and more like Gary Oldman in Bram Stoker's Dracula though.!!

@AtheistOrphan

Жыл бұрын

“Velkom to my hom”

Thanks a lot Russell! You ruined my life!! I live in a country, that does not even exist! WTF? I wish you had told me that sooner😁😁😍😍. Regards from Finland or somewhere from the multiverse!

I'm always in stitches when British make up that GB is not part of Europe 😂😂😂😂😂😂

@willnicholson18

Жыл бұрын

I've never heard any fellow British claim that GB is not part of Europe. We're not part of the EU, but that's something completely different.

With polio now making a comeback this is really timely.

Well, the idea that the smell could spread the disease was a good one for a pre-knowledge of bacteria and virus society. It would no doubt have protected against some spreading, although not at all a perfect solution.

“The Patriarchy” is my favourite batshit crazy conspiracy theory.

@randomlyswatching9481

Жыл бұрын

Not in South East Asia 🤦. For example India IS A PATRIARCHY, PAKISTAN, BANGLADESH ETC. All are. Sometimes you have to look beyond your home. You can't even open a bank account there without a male parent's NAME.😂😂

Check out Professor Dave Explains debunking of FErs, anti-vaxxers etc. He's brutal. Lol

@faithrich6374

Жыл бұрын

And Sci-Man Dan

love Russell Howard 🥰🥰🥰

0:19 hey, that’s Buzzfeed unsolved! They don’t believe in that theory, they were mainly making fun of it.

The other thing with COVID-19 vaccines was that literally everyone in the world who worked in molecular biology basically dropped everything else to work on it. But, y'know, that would mean experiencing minor inconvenience for the sake of someone else, which the anti-vaxxers just can't deal with

@ariadneschild8460

Жыл бұрын

Funny how people forget our dedicated lab workers but want their results yesterday like they pop out of thin air.

@aliasofanalias7448

Жыл бұрын

Remember, there's a difference between not wanting a specific jab and being an anti-vaxxer

@y.martel842

Жыл бұрын

I didn't get the Covid vaccine. Far too dangerous for young men.

Mix crazy conspiracy theories with conspiracy facts

@yassassin6425

Жыл бұрын

Present just one.

Buzz feed unsolved was in here and that show was top tire

If you have a video on this already my bad but with the 20% fast would you progress a certain set of intervals over a 4 week cycle then change the length and structure ?? I.E 6min on 2 min rest x4,5,6,4 then change to 4:1 etc ? 2nd question (apologies) but this has really had me thinking a lot. I train for sport 2x a week and a match 1x. In theory should I actually only run below zone 2 outside of this because my HR is normally in that z3 range ?

the ukranian dolphins guy is what travis says. he makes videos about doctor who and it was almost certainly a bit