I'm impressed with the guy who knows the statue of liberty came from france at least :)

@charg1nmalaz0r51

2 жыл бұрын

Americans are evolving!

@stevec6427

2 жыл бұрын

He does think France is in Texas though

@charg1nmalaz0r51

2 жыл бұрын

@@stevec6427 i can see the confusion 🤣

@TomGodson95

2 жыл бұрын

@@charg1nmalaz0r51 😂

@Shebeast3

2 жыл бұрын

🤣🤣

Anti- Vaxxers: "Vaccines make you magnetic." My inner 12 year old self: "That sounds cool!"

@antman2443

2 жыл бұрын

I have family who told me it would change my DNA... suffice to say I could not have been more excited and intrigued. 2 months later and still no changes :(

@alberttatlock8244

2 жыл бұрын

No one said anything about been magnetic. Twitter educated pinball wizard

@rebeccamurray9196

2 жыл бұрын

They do in some people. Seen it first hand

@kiwihib

2 жыл бұрын

@@alberttatlock8244 I hear there is a vaccine available at the Rovers, Albert.

@alberttatlock8244

2 жыл бұрын

@@kiwihib Nice one. I'll have half a mild and a Betty's hotpot with mine.

I would like to apologize for the magnetic lady on behalf of the sane minority here in Ohio, USA.

@paolagrando5079

2 жыл бұрын

I'm sorry you have to put up with such people.

@Robynhoodlum

2 жыл бұрын

Solidarity from Wisconsin/Minnesota.

@webtoedman

2 жыл бұрын

Especially as keys are usually made of brass...non magnetic.

@sphereitis2433

Жыл бұрын

Thankyou for that

@msmockturtle4921

Жыл бұрын

Seconded

Someone needs to tell that group of "back up singers" that farts aren't contagious. Also, Big Bird has been promoting vaccines since 1972.

@RichardAStonemasonNOTfreemason

2 жыл бұрын

Fart contagion is the same as yawn contagion. one yawn all yawn.

@gamecoolguy619

2 жыл бұрын

"It is like" does not mean it is the exact same...

@godamid4889

2 жыл бұрын

@@gamecoolguy619 cool. Thanks for that basic comprehension of English.

@godamid4889

2 жыл бұрын

@スケルスケル our society our choice.

@minjjis

2 жыл бұрын

@スケルスケル do u have the same attitude towards abortions?

What adds to the hilarity is that Russell laughs at his own jokes. Love it!

@caroljo420

2 жыл бұрын

I liked the one that made him blush!!! He's so cute when he blushes....

@HalfdeadRider

2 жыл бұрын

@Furious Styles You've changed! 😥

“Can somebody explain this?” She says while clearly struggling to stick the magnet to her neck.

@kristiskinner8542

2 жыл бұрын

They should have told her "yeah I can explain it, you're just stupid"

@brianpeterson332

2 жыл бұрын

The lady's expression behind her :D Priceless 6:56

@stephenmcguire1935

2 жыл бұрын

Only in the USA lol

@wolfcat1998

2 жыл бұрын

"Can you explain this?" Yeah, you ate a lot of paint chips as a kid.

@ThreeRunHomer

7 ай бұрын

“Can somebody explain this?” Your father dropped you on your head when you were a baby.

Lolol, most keys are not even made of ferrous metal, so even if you were magnetic 90% of them wouldn't stick to you. USA is a highly educated, sophisticated society! roflmao

@raibyo

2 жыл бұрын

There's also the guy who used a coin. He probably didn't realize coins aren't also made of ferrous metal.

@micko11154

2 жыл бұрын

@スケルスケル ??? What are you talking about??? You can't just decide you're going to be magnetic and make non-ferrous metals stick to your body because you said so. Like you make a decision and suddenly all the laws of physics change to suit your personal desires. Who do you think you are???

@PeterJavi

2 жыл бұрын

@@micko11154 Who the fuck are you to tell bossman over here he can't become a ferromagnet? The man clearly wants to live the rest of his life attracting all those sexy ferrous metals and have it cling to him and we should respect him for it.

@knighthunter1791

2 жыл бұрын

Ferromagnet lives matter too

@micko11154

2 жыл бұрын

@@PeterJavi lol yeh yr right :P

Genuine medical advise: Swollen balls might also be the result of an STI, which coincidentally is also a reason to leave your spouse-to-be. And even if you don't die from Covid, a severe case might cause vascular problems, which in turn hamper your libido.

@joannagomes1547

2 жыл бұрын

Hmmm sounds like a trini man, cheat cheat and horn lol 🇹🇹🇹🇹🇹🇹, all yuh behave nah, still love my fellow trini, trini 2d bone

@Longtack55

2 жыл бұрын

Beriberi is a cause of swollen scrotum. Seek nutritional advice BEFORE you need the largest wheelbarrow.

@Robynhoodlum

2 жыл бұрын

Came to the comments looking for this! Correlation does not equal causation!

@gamecoolguy619

2 жыл бұрын

Severe side effect from the vaccine also yield the same result...

@221b-Maker-Street

2 жыл бұрын

@@Longtack55 An unfeasibly large wheelbarrow...

I love the lady's reaction behind the supposed to be magnetic lady 😂

@markroberts2943

2 жыл бұрын

Rohan Sharma, completely agree, priceless 😂☘️🖕

@forthesakeofsanity

2 жыл бұрын

I know she looked rightfully frightened 😂 im scared of how brain-lame they are, too

@davel9514

2 жыл бұрын

@Furious Styles Except most keys are made of brass or nickel, and therefore cannot be magnetic - anybody who thinks otherwise has never completed 1st grade science class

@davel9514

2 жыл бұрын

@Furious Styles Yeah, let me know when you've taken you're first grade science class about which metals are attracted by magnets

@stevec6427

2 жыл бұрын

@Furious Styles I mean it's physically impossible to get enough ferrous material in to your arm to make it magnetic but you believe what you want. Coins won't stick to magnets, they don't contain iron. I've had all three jabs. Even a paper clip won't stick to my arms, even right on the injection location

Could have happily lived my whole life without hearing the phrase "love custard." 🙃

@decodolly1535

2 жыл бұрын

You prefer the old-school "fuck muck"?

@samn6498

2 жыл бұрын

@@decodolly1535 nah, slummy cummy

@primalconvoy

2 жыл бұрын

Baby gravy?

@BradleyParrisFM

2 жыл бұрын

Knob sweat?

@arthurtheslime9359

2 жыл бұрын

You are all terrible. I love it.

Now I can't stop thinking of hospital staff attached to MRI machines due to being vaccinated 🤣🤣

@kokyyyy

2 жыл бұрын

Yeah. No.

@JulsLittleBeirutAnarchy

2 жыл бұрын

Doctor Who already made me afraid of hospitals 🏥... 😝

@lorrainemerry8661

2 жыл бұрын

Lol

@knighthunter1791

2 жыл бұрын

"Jenny, call maintenance... we lost another one to the MRI." *MRI machine villainously laughs as it scurries down the hall with a patient attached to it*

@susanc.2096

2 жыл бұрын

@@knighthunter1791 🤣🤣🤣🤣 good one 👍

Russell's Kiwi accent still sounds more Australian xD But it's typical of us to knock a barricade down and then politely put it back up though hahah.

@davespanksalot8413

2 жыл бұрын

Ha ha, so true. I remember the Dildo Baggins event. That was one of my faves.

@jameshodgkins559

2 жыл бұрын

I don’t need a vaccine because I already have had the virus 🤣🤣 hilarious 😆

@jameshodgkins559

2 жыл бұрын

Jabbing healthy kids 😂🤣😂😂🤪

@sanaioelu826

2 жыл бұрын

Didn’t the protesters throw balls (with anti vaxx messages scrawled on them) at the police? Then they asked the police to throw them back? Or was that at another protest event? 🤣🤣🤣

@goodgame3374

2 жыл бұрын

That was awesome

I got my booster last week and I'm gutted to report that my nuts are no more massive than usual

@sarahf4161

2 жыл бұрын

Actually as of September 2021 the CDC had 59 cases of testicular swelling reported on the adverse reactions. That data unlike the rest is actually available publicly on the CDC database. However seen as the CDC are among many going through court disputes for not publishing all data what would they know eh!

@christinamann3640

2 жыл бұрын

And I couldn’t instantly draw my keys to me like an accio spell with my magnetic powers.

@skyes7369

2 жыл бұрын

@@sarahf4161 they also have broken bones on the list of possible side effects here because anything that occurs within 24 hours of a vaccine has to be listed in some places. Are you suggesting that spontaneous bone breaking is also a genuine side effect or just some random shit that happened to someone within the 24 hours after the vaccine & now it’s on the list???

@Robynhoodlum

2 жыл бұрын

@@skyes7369 Thank you! Correlation does not equal causation. If I eat a candy bar, then get hit by a bus later that day, it has nothing to do with the candy bar!

@gordonstrong5232

2 жыл бұрын

@@sarahf4161 So out of tens of millions of shots administered to American males there are only 59 cases of swollen plums, none of which have ruled out other more likely causes, ie concurrent sexually transmitted diseases? I like those odds!

Lady goes to congress: "I am now magnetic! See, spoons stick to me (except when they don't)!!!" Sane person: "How did you get here?" Lady Magneto: "I took my car to the airport and flew here, then got in a rental car." Sane person: "And those cars, and planes, are made of what? Paper? Corn? Do the buildings around you not have metal in them? Metals in furniture, in the microphone you're using right now? They don't stick to you? Does anyonew want to *_explain THAT_* before we tar and feather you?"

Trousers do contain farts quite well, this has been researched as part of efforts to understand how infections spread in surgical settings. The molecules that you can smell in farts are typically a lot smaller than viruses and bacteria. Viruses might be small, but hydrogen sulfide is *much* smaller.

@ResurrectingJiriki

2 жыл бұрын

Poe's Law is strong in this one..

@ext1013

2 жыл бұрын

If only covid virus smells like fart, the world will not suffer this long.

@johnosb4777

2 жыл бұрын

@@ext1013 im sure it smells somewhat like vinegar

@ThreeRunHomer

7 ай бұрын

But do farts make you magnetic?

@kxjx

7 ай бұрын

@@ThreeRunHomer me not so far but I am still trying every day

For those who are curious about Big Bird vomiting on the steps, if you watch the whole episode, you will see that he vomited because he let Snuffy talk him into trying heroin! Plenty of folks puke their first time...

@kylemachado1770

2 жыл бұрын

classic robot chicken

WE NEED MORE MENTAL HOSPITALS

@SamuelBlack84

2 жыл бұрын

We have one, it's called the world

@mysticgaming2455

2 жыл бұрын

Need a "special unit" for the anti vaxxers

@Miss-Anne-Thrope

2 жыл бұрын

I believe it's called parliament 😋

@alistairmcinnes5433

2 жыл бұрын

@Chris Evans see the thing about facts, they are bias. Also if 'big pharma' had a say there wouldn't be a vaccine, they would be making a drug that cures it, as there is more market potential in cures than prevention

@skyes7369

2 жыл бұрын

@Chris Evans Google scholar is your friend.

People who take health advice from celebrities deserve to be victims of natural selection.

@joecirin7025

2 жыл бұрын

give it a few hours, shouldnt be long

@pureblooded3877

2 жыл бұрын

-Celebrity worship is linked with low IQ. -Celebrities are telling the sheep to get vaccinated -The sheep follow them Why am I not surprised

@graveytrain1301

2 жыл бұрын

Who is pushing these vaccines?

@knighthunter1791

2 жыл бұрын

@@graveytrain1301 pushing?

@atex6175

2 жыл бұрын

Honestly I'm hoping this is sarcasm otherwise it's complete hypocrisy

Watching the Kiwis fix the barrier they broke contrasted with the lunacy that was January 6th, 2021 in America broke me in so many ways My nation lol

@dandygirl6

2 жыл бұрын

just an amazing country tho

@action1976

2 жыл бұрын

Did you sleep through the BLM riots??? 30 people dead and over 2 billion dollars of damage from the mostly peaceful but fiery protests.

@nicopheiffer9793

2 жыл бұрын

The second coming of Trump. Watch this space ....Payback !!!

@princeendymion9044

2 жыл бұрын

@@nicopheiffer9793 I find it funny, how you love a man who wants dictator powers, and yet you adore freedom so much. If he gets re-elected, I'm going to laugh at how quickly he's going to try and take your freedoms for his own control because you'll all have to suffer the consequences of it, because the rest of us in the west just think you're a laughing stock

@nicopheiffer9793

2 жыл бұрын

@@princeendymion9044 what dictator powers are you talking about ? Stop talking nonsense. When Trump was president the US was respected . The US is a laughing stock under Biden.Get your facts straight.

"You can't have good sex if you're dead". I dunno, there are people into that weird shit, at least a few of them work in morgues.

@Robynhoodlum

2 жыл бұрын

As Russell pointed out in the video.

@meetaverma8372

2 жыл бұрын

But the dead ones won't know

The (right side) woman's face when the magnetic lady put that key on herself was my exact expression pft

@maxcovfefe

2 жыл бұрын

7:18 That was priceless! No one expected her magic to fail so hard. "Lady Magneto stuck a toaster to her head!!"

I can’t remember the last time i laughed until i cried. I so needed that after a shitty day at work.

@mattoneill9003

2 жыл бұрын

You need to to get out more 😂😂😂😂

@SussexSandra

2 жыл бұрын

@@mattoneill9003 Not with this amount of total idiots out there. I’ll stay safe and vaccinated on my little world thanks 🤗

@pijin13

2 жыл бұрын

@@SussexSandra Jesus wepppppt 🤦‍♂️ you enjoy yaself with that Sussex Sandra 😭😭😭😭

I love it when he does something so unhinged himself, he looses the fuckin plot and can't speak xD

@Shebeast3

2 жыл бұрын

same it's so good lmao

@xxkvck

2 жыл бұрын

@@Shebeast3 it reminds me to smile and realise there's some things in this world that aren't so bad 😂😂

Only double-vaxxed, Riuss? Haven’t got your fourth top-up yet?

Think we needed Russell Howard to make the news every Thursday night since march 2019.

@Shebeast3

2 жыл бұрын

yes!

They key thing was extra funny given how most keys in the USA are made of nonferrous alloys like brass and are about as magnetic as...well...she is.

@shaneeslick

2 жыл бұрын

Yeah, same with those using coins 😂

@witchypeoniflorallungs3044

2 жыл бұрын

They’re the sort to think all metals are ferromagnetic lol Likewise, she… she does realise that the only reason it stuck first time would be due to sweat and her pushing into that, right? 😭 If she was magnetic, that shit gives a solid click - practically pounces (if there’s attraction, or has heavy resistance if repelled). That’s shit you learn really young with two magnets 😭 I’m genuinely scared that people like her exist-

@raibyo

2 жыл бұрын

@@witchypeoniflorallungs3044 Definitely slept through her elementary school science class.

@witchypeoniflorallungs3044

2 жыл бұрын

@@raibyo I wish

@kellydalstok8900

2 жыл бұрын

@@raibyo OR she’s homeschooled

I love that Russel Howard physically ages and yet his sense of humour/laugh hit 8year old and stopped.

@ab-jx4qs

2 жыл бұрын

I doubt he has fully matured yet. Probably still thinks he is still at school.

@MrKbonez

2 жыл бұрын

Hes a performer, he's catering to the mentality of his audience. Bunch of simpletons who "Luv me fart jokes, hate me Tories"

@ColaSpandex

2 жыл бұрын

@@MrKbonez Aren't you a member of his audience? You watched this video didn't you?

@beendoneagain

2 жыл бұрын

That is because his audience has the average age of an 8 year old!

@beendoneagain

2 жыл бұрын

@@MrKbonez Spot on bud, just more political spin thinly veiled as humour. The sheep love him!

“I’m 41!” Magnificently concise way to take the p155 out of yourself.

@LaureninGermany

2 жыл бұрын

It was so funny!

The vaccine never caused any of my 3 balls any problems needed that Russel you never fail to put a smile on my face 🖒

@JaackMilk

2 жыл бұрын

My 4 balls deflated bro. That may of been the botox though😔

@NonIntrovertial

2 жыл бұрын

@@JaackMilk not the steroids?

@Raych666

2 жыл бұрын

How many balls did you have before the vaccine? 🤔

@JaackMilk

2 жыл бұрын

@@Raych666 21

@henryjarvis8213

2 жыл бұрын

If you think the vaccine is good and safe, then take it. Take as many doses as you like. It's your body. However, if you force it on others in any way, firstly, it shows you don't think the vaccines work and secondly, you are going against the Nuremberg Code. Truly shameful

Please, please, please believe not all of my fellow Americans are like the anti-vax, trump-loving, right wing loonies that you see on Fox "news". We love you, Russell. Thanks for helping us keep our sanity through laughter.

@SunakStarmerisacunt

2 жыл бұрын

We know, mate. We just like taking the piss out of the Trumpers.

@margretemargrete11

2 жыл бұрын

You do know Trump is not an antivaxer?

@allen5513

2 жыл бұрын

@@SunakStarmerisacunt so what if you're right wing but don't like Tump so what that make me????

@allen5513

2 жыл бұрын

@@margretemargrete11 mate he Tump be vaccine I know that just show you how thick some people are. 😂😂😂😂🤡

@allen5513

2 жыл бұрын

@Chris Evans up your little boy

I expect Boris thinks “Cardie B” is his second best fireside wool based lounge wear.

Russell H Is a longstanding legend and grand master in this area of tounge in cheek alternative news delivery! Pure comical genius & oh so just naturally funny too! The type of guy would make a night out just THAT much more ecstatic!! Great content mate keep em' coming! Peace!

Loved the Kiwi Protest clip...and the reporter's dig at American's!

If Russell did the news (like this) every night, we’d all tune in!

@reedy8585

2 жыл бұрын

I'd argue the jokers on the news do a better job.

@Shebeast3

2 жыл бұрын

hells yes

@joepublic7264

2 жыл бұрын

Really!

@MrKbonez

2 жыл бұрын

That just shows your ignorance. You prefer opinion over fact

@kris2672

2 жыл бұрын

Wow so wise, thanks Mr KZread person you have opened my eyes

"i suppose nana did like cupcakes" I fucking died. XD I love Russ and his stories.

whoever made the thumbnail for this missed a trick when they didn't go with "Live, Laugh, Lurgy"

Well ... I guess its good to know that my country hasn't cornered the market on idiocy just yet.

@freddiepitts7611

2 жыл бұрын

Technically, we are resaponsible for sending your first idiots across!

@rhyshow3462

2 жыл бұрын

@@freddiepitts7611 thats why we sent them across, we just didn't reasilse the internet would exist

@julesmasseffectmusic

2 жыл бұрын

@@rhyshow3462 they were expected to die out. They couldnt farm FFS.

So if wearing a mask is "Like trying to keep a fart in your trousers", well then why are you not protesting about being told to wear pants? Go on then go trouserless on the metro, see if you feel safe and clean.

@superblackbirdrider

2 жыл бұрын

My advice would be to brush your teeth more often 😬

@coolboy5428

2 жыл бұрын

Wearing clothes keeps people warm in a cold country.

@charg1nmalaz0r51

2 жыл бұрын

@@coolboy5428 lmao i love it, plus people dont appreciate things flopping around freely down there

@layna-heyhey

2 жыл бұрын

@@coolboy5428 clothes are also used as a barrier between us and soils, like other's bodily fluids, dirt, and so forth. As a mask may keep germs from others at bay or the reverse. So if one has a problem with a mask mandate, then one might as well have a problem with the mandate that one must be clothed in while in public.

@coolboy5428

2 жыл бұрын

@@layna-heyhey Well terdbrain, nudity is legal in public.

Since seeing this I have decided to be a fully vaccinated magnetic antivaxer . Life is complete.

The most impressive thing we’ve done is avoid myocarditis and “dying suddenly”.

@Iombardia

10 ай бұрын

Lol.

This has got to be the dumbest series of canned laughter Ive ever heard.

@jomullen6932

2 жыл бұрын

There's an audience! And don't mock Russell! 😭 He's fab😁

@Craigy2818

2 жыл бұрын

@@jomullen6932 This is how you tell an anti-vaxxer is triggered and insecure, so he mocks

I saw she was found to be lying and was reprimanded for spreading false information

I’ve been triply vaccinated and spoons don’t stick to me nor are metal objects attracted to me. I should feel sad and rejected by spoons. Come on spoons ain’t I good enough for you ( Oh darn I’m gonna cop it now. Ain’t I ? ) .... ⚛️☮️🌏

9:24 fun fact about this song is that their not wrong, around the early 1900's i think (don't remember exactly when) doctor were concerned that if they farted in the operation room during a surgery their fecal matter would get in the patient and cause an infection so they did an experiment were the doctors would fart directly on Petri dishes with their pants down and with their pants up and the ones that they farted on with their pants up didn't have any bacteria growth on them. so wearing mask are like trying to keep a fart in your pants, they stop the spread of bacteria "and viruses" while letting your ass breath in a sense.

@jamesking8065

2 жыл бұрын

wow,how did you come to find that out

@christinamann3640

2 жыл бұрын

I’m so regretting Russel Howard not getting this info. I’m picturing him discussing this scene of scientific dedication.

@TheNefastor

2 жыл бұрын

So the correct answer to those chanting cretards would be : "you say that like it's a bad thing" 😀

@RUBBER_BULLET

2 жыл бұрын

That experiment sounds about as reliable as a PCR test.

@TheNefastor

2 жыл бұрын

​@@RUBBER_BULLET and you sound like you have no idea what a Petri dish even is, let alone how to use them, let alone what a fart is made of, let alone... well let's cut this short, you sound like you wouldn't be able to tell the difference between a nut and bolt and still would insist you know about mechanics.

Woman in blue shirts face at 7:00 is all of us

@michaelbooth2890

2 жыл бұрын

Yes she was hilarious.

Everyone is entitled to their opinion, but not entitled to force it on someone else.

@ananamu2248

2 жыл бұрын

We said ,tired mummy ...hope you get some more sleep soon ,! ....in my opinion ,there is .ore than Vaxxers and antivaxxers ....there are those that decide its not for them ...non vaxxers ...going for natural immunity being self reliant ,prepared to look after themselves ,friends to help ....with as much ability to get through to natural immunity as in a hospital ....and willing to die if not

@teresatv9209

2 жыл бұрын

Opinions are not evidence, or scientific or correct. Get more sleep - there is evidence that lack of sleep can cause a myriad of mental health and physical issues!

@casadellangelo

2 жыл бұрын

Works both ways. I trust you're against mandatory jabs?

@mrkennerz

2 жыл бұрын

Exactly

@charg1nmalaz0r51

2 жыл бұрын

@@mysticgaming2455 you know there scientific journals questioning the lack of data of the current vaccines right? kzread.info/dash/bejne/i3iszc6oepCam6g.html

It brilliant how the US news uses the robot chicken clip about Big Bird getting "Bird Flu" to try and describe that as his reaction to the getting the jab lol

@tamcon72

2 жыл бұрын

It's not US news: It's FOX "News," not a real news outlet. Or so they have claimed in court.

@lydiajulianprower8356

Жыл бұрын

Nice to see I wasn't the only one that noticed.

Apparently they've never realized that keys and US coins are non-magnetic to begin with.

Every time I hear Minaj's name my brain changes it to Nick Minger.

@primalconvoy

2 жыл бұрын

Considering the content of many of her songs, I'd say you weren't far off...

@Hysteria2003

2 жыл бұрын

Nicki Jizzminj

@Rizwaan122

2 жыл бұрын

She is a minger tho

@AlisonBryen

2 жыл бұрын

No word of a lie my head changes it to Nicki Minge.

A more accurate analogy would be; wearing a mask is like using an incontinence pad to keep urine in yr knickers. Won't work 100%, but it's a bloody good start.

@TheThird1977

2 жыл бұрын

*Pissing good start. "Bloody" good start would be for sanitary pads.

@frankfisher99

2 жыл бұрын

We've had two years of studies - cloth masks do nothign at all. Nothing. No impact on infection of transmission. Zero. That's the science. N95 masks in conjunction with social distancing MAY reduce infection *rates* by 7-11%. That's it

@TheThird1977

2 жыл бұрын

​@@frankfisher99 - Bullshit, dude; N95 are more effective, but a cloth mask is more effective than no mask (try blowing out a candle while wearing one). Peddling false information that endangers others should be a crime.

@Opti-Mystic

2 жыл бұрын

@@frankfisher99 just post the reference to ONE of those "studies" here please (academic only - no fox news or david icke), and remember, mask wearing is about stopping your germs getting out, not protecting u from germs. Unless you're Chicken?

@iseenochains-oops7863

2 жыл бұрын

@@TheThird1977 nonsense.

Anti vaxters wasn't wrong! Now looks who laughing 🤣🤣

I'm sure as the years pass that this video will age very well 😲

Looks like we didn't learn shit. If you don't want it don't take it, pretty fucking simple. If you've taken it, well done now enjoy your life. Why does everyone have a song and dance about EVERYTHING!?

4 weeks ago? Seriously? I started thinking this must have been like a year ago due to how ridiculous it sounds with what we now know about masks and much more.

@FlushGorgon

2 жыл бұрын

It's a compilation of older bits.

Great work as usual. I had to watch the lady standing behind magnetic sweaty woman twice, cos the face she made was just so good! Kiwi protest made me proud to be one, well the standing up the barricade did, at least. Your Aussie accent is pretty good but, we EAT our vowels whilst they push theirs out their noses.

@sophiaestella5611

2 жыл бұрын

Proud of the Kiwi con-voy protest ? Not so much anymore though, eh ? I've seen more political acumen in a field of cabbages than those "protesters"

@nikiTricoteuse

2 жыл бұрын

@@sophiaestella5611 No. I was never proud of the protest, just of them standing the barrier back up . I personally think they're a bunch of arseholes with most of them having no real idea of why they're there and just enjoying the trouble they're causing. Incredibly disappointed to see Trump flags there too. Trump flags! FFS!

@sophiaestella5611

2 жыл бұрын

@@nikiTricoteuse 👍

@sophiaestella5611

2 жыл бұрын

@@nikiTricoteuse Sweet as...

Sellout to the establishment. There’s far more comedy material in the actions of people who complied, but that would require a spine.

@alwynsmit3546

7 ай бұрын

Exactly

Some people are such nut cases. Well done Russell.

@gordonstrong5232

2 жыл бұрын

@Chris Evans So you don't and wouldn't take ever take any medication for anything ever then? Because it's all produced by big pharma, you know that, right?

@samn6498

2 жыл бұрын

@__ UK doctors are on salary. They don't get any money at all from big pharma.

@gordonstrong5232

2 жыл бұрын

@@samn6498 Yeah @_ is using antivaxxers talking points against them. They claim doctors and hospitals are all corrupt over Covid, but they suddenly start trusting them again when they need treatment for any other non Covid related medical condition

@SunakStarmerisacunt

2 жыл бұрын

@Chris Evans the world isn't quite as simple as you think it is, f00l. You keep believing conspiracy cranks and holistic BS peddlers.

When he talked about Peppa pig I laughed so hard I nearly did a muddy puddle 🤣🤣🤣

I live in America... we grow vast fields of free-range stupid. (Someone please take a sickle & don't replant)

Really wish this had all been spun as patriotism early on.... Be patriotic and wear a mask/get the jab. Do it for yourself, loved ones and your fellow citizens!

One friend of my wife had her first shot of AstraZeneca, she got sick right after and died the fourth day. Wow what a vaccine.

@jamesginty6684

Жыл бұрын

In March 2022, Campbell posted a misleading video about the Pfizer COVID-19 vaccine, claiming that a Pfizer document admitted that the vaccine was associated with over 1,000 deaths. The video was viewed over 750,000 times and shared widely on social media. In reality, the document explicitly discredited any connection between vaccinations and reported deaths

@JK_JK_JK

Жыл бұрын

@@jamesginty6684 Propaganda spam bot detected! Alert!

Russell Howard ,first comedian fact checker 😵💉😂😂😂

@Crushonius

2 жыл бұрын

so he is wrong a lot ? its kinda mean to compare him to a fact checker i mean he is wrong sometimes not most of the time

I've never heard of this show (I'm an American so that explains that) ,but I absolutely love it.

That man in Trinidad, how do I vote for him? Legend.

@joannagomes1547

2 жыл бұрын

More like lame lol 🇹🇹🇹🇹🇹🇹

My first thought when hearing that guy had swollen equipment is that maybe he had a case of the mumps.

@christinamann3640

2 жыл бұрын

You are more charitable than the one who thought he contracted something ELSE that would be a good reason to call off the wedding 😆

@pamelacass9642

2 жыл бұрын

Well...if he's against being vaxxed for covid, then it stands to reason he ain't vaxxed against mumps, or measles, or chickenpox/shingles either. Probably will reject polio vax when polio comes back.

Anti-vaxxers: Vaccines make you magnetic! Me: Well maybe you should vaccinate then, that way you'll be attractive for the first time in your life.

@ronniehotdogs2007

2 жыл бұрын

No beauty on the inside of you eh?

@derpaderpy4931

2 жыл бұрын

@@ronniehotdogs2007 Absolutely none whatsoever. I respect your perception. Though difference being is I'm double jabbed. My benefit is I never planned on looking for a relationship anyway lmao.

@ronniehotdogs2007

2 жыл бұрын

@@derpaderpy4931 why did you decide to get injected?

@derpaderpy4931

2 жыл бұрын

@@ronniehotdogs2007 Because I want a chance of having a job. Otherwise I'd have happily stayed unvaxxed just so I could put my life- as well as the lives of everyone around me- in jeopardy.

@ronniehotdogs2007

2 жыл бұрын

@@derpaderpy4931 you've been coerced for work, you should never let anyone bully you like that. What makes you think that being unjabbed makes you a jepordy?

Thanks Russel I had my second jab so I could use my vaccine passport to go to the library, work etc in New Zealand. And there was no harm apart from being bed ridden for two months. Its great as I still suffer from major brain fog over 12 months later. A few friends would like to thank you too, but they are too busy taking meds such as asprin for the heart problems. I really apreciate it, much love. PS: loved the canned laughter

@HomoLegalMedic

Жыл бұрын

Oh shut the fuck up. The vaccine did not cause that, there's literally 0 peer-reviewed papers demonstrating any kind of correlation. If your experience is evidence, then so is mine. I got 3 vaccine shots and I'm perfectly fine, so therefore they are. The same with the 200 other people in my office.

@JK_JK_JK

Жыл бұрын

@@HomoLegalMedic Propaganda spam bot has been detected! Alert!

@HomoLegalMedic

Жыл бұрын

@JK_JK_JK you do realise that not everyone who disagrees with lunacy is a spam bot, right? But hell what do I know, I'm only someone with actual medical training and an understanding of vaccines, immune responses and cell tissue biomedicine.

@JK_JK_JK

Жыл бұрын

@@HomoLegalMedic Says the propaganda spam bot spamming the comments with the same lunacy. But hell what do I know, I'm only someone with actual medical training and an understanding of vaccines, immune responses and cell tissue biomedicine.

@BAsed_AFro

Жыл бұрын

@@HomoLegalMedic Fact: Sudden cardiac arrest is now the leading cause of death in student-athletes.

5:30 We’re all going to Hell for laughing at that one

Love to know how much he was paid for these vacx promotion videos.

@thelostlegendsoflewesandhamsey

Жыл бұрын

Dear KZread. Please stop blocking my likes and comments both given and taken. It’s a bit pathetic.

U'r bloody good mate Thank u for ur honesty and comedy 👊

“By themselves, Nicki Minaj’s cousin’s friend’s giant balls can’t tell us anything about the COVID-19 vaccine.” ~ Shaun

As an American I am so embarrassed. I am at a loss as to why so many people have lost their minds.

@buschg7106

2 жыл бұрын

Likewise. I know 3 real humans I've had real relationships with including my mother die from covid and the complete disregard for global deaths is indeed embarrassing

I like how he made fun of the whole thing! The funniest I think I missed ? When he said :..Yeah and the government knows better than your Doctor if you should get it ! As if people would fall for that!Lol😄

@mcfcguvnors

2 жыл бұрын

like that idiot would know the side effects of vax in trinidad he took it cos sly news told him to ir he loses a lucrative TV contract

@jimmyb1451

2 жыл бұрын

The left: I don't take medical advice from Rogan because he's not a doctor and not a scientist. Also the left: Did you see what Bill Gates said about the Rona? Also the left: laughs along at shit like this. Russle is funny AF, but this won't age well. Not that it'll make any difference.

A pair of anti vaxxers broke into my school the other day to "educate" us. The staff were not amused. (I wasn't in the right place at the time but I was told that it happend by multiple people and a teacher, so...)

@ramonwilts

2 жыл бұрын

We believe you :) It is nice that those people saw the inside of an actual school for once. Take care! Greetings from Holland.

@mrshark1757

2 жыл бұрын

@@ramonwilts Thank you!

@kanedNunable

2 жыл бұрын

they should have been pointed to the biology dept :P

@happyguilmore4253

2 жыл бұрын

🙄🙄🙄 broke in,how do you break into a school if it’s open 🤔. Did they get arrested?

@mrshark1757

2 жыл бұрын

@@happyguilmore4253 I dont know unfortunately. I think they were, though.

The big bird pucking clip was from robot chicken And it was not about big bird getting sick due to the jab

Love you Russ!! 😄❤️❤️

Bet you're feeling stupid now Russ' the laughs on you! Kind regards. Pure Blood 🤣

You know f all Russell

Explain why the magnet sticks to me.... oh, the woman in the blue shirt. LOL.

I'm double jabbed and waiting to become Magneto

The Jim Henson brand did sue the news station over that segment and won.

@thebee8415

2 жыл бұрын

Good information, thanks.

i love the part where the virus said "its virusin time" and virused on the elderly

Get your 5th booster Russel.

Holy crap dude....you are an absolute HOOT!! Then again, i am of the belief that the UK is the birthplace of the Laugh!!

Anti-vaxxers Russell? Really? After a BBC slot?

@kokyyyy

2 жыл бұрын

Don't think so mate because he's been on the BBC before and they treated him like shit

@thesmallnotesduo

2 жыл бұрын

@@kokyyyy If they are both so woke they deserve that mutual sh*t eh?.Plus, he actually is as funny as a woke comedian on the woke BBC if you get my drift.

99%survival rate average age of death 82

Laughed out loud. Thanks.

Nothing says hilarious like planting fake studio audience cackling in the background. Such funny much comedy! 🤣

How much the gov paying you for this nonsense?

I laughed so much my vaccine inflated balls hurt

Two things that never get old: This video and antivaxxers.

@CyberBeep_kenshi

2 жыл бұрын

Bwahahaha

@skyes7369

2 жыл бұрын

Unfortunately most anti vaxxers are actually vaccinated for all the childhood diseases because their parents weren’t stupid. It’s the innocent children of the anti vaxxers who pay the price for their parents stupidity.

@skyes7369

2 жыл бұрын

@@martinrees4933 I’m sure you possess the skills to Google that yourself mate. If you don’t, ask your carer for help.

@joepublic7264

2 жыл бұрын

@@skyes7369 keep taking your jabs

@BenMaguireLONEWOLF9989

2 жыл бұрын

@@martinrees4933 Ah, yes. Because Dictionaries don't exist, you ask a stranger on the Internet.

Why can't we see the dislike amount?

You hit our idiots Dead in the magnet, NY and love your show.

@christinamann3640

2 жыл бұрын

Got double jabbed but sad to say I’m not Magneto. It STILL takes me a couple minutes to find my keys.

Well I wont be having a jab whatever

@stevenhowe6677

2 жыл бұрын

@Crisp Muncher I don't think it will make my bollocks swell or make me 'magnetic' the thing is I don't know WHAT it will do and I don't 'TRUST' the people who are telling me to get it, simple really, so don't let these Muppets shame you into thinking otherwise, it's YOUR body - respect!

@pureblooded3877

2 жыл бұрын

@@stevenhowe6677 these people don’t care. They don’t care at all about any of the long term effects. They want to drag you down with them because most of them know they fucked up

@stevenhowe6677

2 жыл бұрын

@@pureblooded3877 There are plenty of people out there that are double/tripled jabbed etc etc who wish they had never bothered.

Great content and better delivery.

Fact: Sudden cardiac arrest is now the leading cause of death in student-athletes.

@BAsed_AFro

Жыл бұрын

From 1999-2006 SCA was attributed to only 3% of deaths in 12 - 19 year olds.

@JK_JK_JK

Жыл бұрын

@@BAsed_AFro What is the Covid-related mortality for non-elderly persons with no comorbidities??

This guy being funny is as real as vaccinated people not being able to get covid 🤣🤣

in regards to the nicky tweet about her friends testi being swollen, i can confirm it can happen. Mine got red and became unbareably itchy. I went to the GP who sent me to hospital. They gave me a steroid cream and said its a side effect of the vaccine. Not impotent at all. And because i had to apply that cream "generously" over the day .... yeah, there was a very obvious .... "tent" ... that got people looking. And i'm not complaining either! My manager even had a laugh over it with me. Manager :"can you reach that or shall i go on my knees?" the amount of crazy shit the anti vaxers, and anti covid vaxers say, is truely crazy. From "it kill you" to "you become impotent." They move the goal posts all the time, its crazy.

@yoyo21926

2 жыл бұрын

did you just admit the vax made your balls hurt?

@owainhopkins2238

2 жыл бұрын

I could link you to the foi data saying only 17k people directly died from covid in UK to date. Others involved pre existing comorbidities

@dnc2115

2 жыл бұрын

Considering the safety data of the "vaccine" trial is yet to be released I wouldn't go near the things, but if you want to find people injured from it, they exist, don't discard the impact on their health as hogwash

7:11 lady used a key to prove magnetism. That particular key blank is made of brass with nickel plate. Non ferrous metal CANNOT stick to a magnet!!!

This was just great.