“I'm on a horse, I'm on a horse, I don't need petrol because she runs on carrots.” I love this one 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

@heatheralice4704

2 жыл бұрын

Want that as my ringtone

@robbieking4070

2 жыл бұрын

“I’m on a Boris, I’m on a Boris, I don’t need petrol cause he runs on bullshit.”

@andydudley1775

2 жыл бұрын

@@robbieking4070 slightly desturbing

@TheKiwiBoi69

2 жыл бұрын

@@andydudley1775 nah

@kurtsudheim825

2 жыл бұрын

& who said football chants are rude & not funny

'You can't grow concrete' 'Yea you can' *silence* 'Alright Cheerio mate' 😂😂😂

@abikeanditsboy3449

2 жыл бұрын

I had to save that clip, that was pure gold. I don't know which I like better, the petrol station troll or this guy.

@liams1991

2 жыл бұрын

I wish he'd actually questioned how 😂

@zair1604

2 жыл бұрын

Best thing ive seen in 2 years.

@keithpanton7486

2 жыл бұрын

Worrying thing is him and his viewers will think he won that one. "Look, speechless, he's got no comeback and no answers" - Yes, because you came out with such insane bullshit there IS no answer.

@birch5757

2 жыл бұрын

@@keithpanton7486 every so often, someone says something so absurd that you have the realization "I can't have a reasonable discussion with this person - because that would require reason."

“I’m only queuing up because everyone else is queuing” is probably the most British thing I’ve heard. Lol

@bilindalaw-morley161

Жыл бұрын

I've read that was the attitude in the war. If you saw a queue you joined it because you just hoped it would be worth it. I don't think I seriously believed it until I heard her say that

@myname-mz3lo

Жыл бұрын

she meant she panicked because everyone else was in the queue ... she knew it was a petrol station queue ..

“What a bunch of sticky toffee puddings.” I’m so using that line from here on out. 😆

@offthewall9988

2 жыл бұрын

game changer - his wife only just found out he hates her sticky toffee puddings and she'd been making them for him since they first started dating, thinking her cooking skills was how she hooked him in! it's all been a lie!

@injunsun

2 жыл бұрын

Damn. And here the Irish People Try channel had just got me wanting to try to make one...

@krashd

2 жыл бұрын

In some parts of Scotland Jaffa Cake is an acceptable insult, or at least it was 20 years ago when I was a teen. Clearly it's not a high-level insult as it would be more likely to confuse than offend, thus making it the sort of obfuscating insult likely to be used by a numpty who has read Sun Tsu's Art of War.

@leonardhpls6

2 жыл бұрын

@@krashd I get the feeling your seedless just like a Jaffa

@The-Wordsmith

2 жыл бұрын

But he missed the opportunity to say "What a bunch of cu... stard creams"

I still love the insulate Britain clip, he didn't even make a joke about it. As it stands on its own as a joke.

@lokimidian6923

2 жыл бұрын

I loved the little smirk, you could tell he wanted to laugh so fkn hard 😄

@stevec6427

2 жыл бұрын

There was nothing he could say to make it funnier

@EchoSappho

2 жыл бұрын

Was that about the concrete and wood?

@davescott7680

2 жыл бұрын

@@EchoSappho Yep.

“Who uses a pudding as an insult” British people do, we can turn literally anything into an insult if we say it right

@inside1283

Жыл бұрын

In Leeds people literally call people puddings

@jameswatsonatheistgamer

Жыл бұрын

He thinks jeremy corbyn is a Jaffa cake.

@simonsmith1974

7 ай бұрын

British insults are the best ever

Can't believe he didn't show the Nigel Farage cameo vid where he says "up the ra" that was hands down the funniest

@theformalmooshroom9147

2 жыл бұрын

Defo

@specialpatrolgroup92

2 жыл бұрын

What was that?

@Ffinity

2 жыл бұрын

@@specialpatrolgroup92 Search for it!

@ElliottIgglesden

Жыл бұрын

kzread.info/dash/bejne/jIaXksSyYtnAZ84.html

@bcbc8649

Жыл бұрын

I have to see that

I planted 4 concrete trees so far but not one has cemented its roots and grew me some bags 😂

@dylanhodgson7605

Жыл бұрын

Are you remembering to water them with pure oil?

Havent owned a TV in years, and have had to self isolate this last couple of years. Chanced across this YT channel yesterday. I'd forgotten how much I used to enjoy your appearances on TV, Russell. You are an absolute legend and a National Treasure, Russell. Keep up the good work!

@fckem1000

2 жыл бұрын

Legend - bellend more like it

@samn6498

2 жыл бұрын

@@fckem1000 then why are you watching?

@user-vm9hh2se7s

2 жыл бұрын

@@samn6498 because he clearly loves bellends lol

@fckem1000

2 жыл бұрын

@@samn6498 I like the funny bits, you know - the not him speaking bits.

@fckem1000

2 жыл бұрын

@@user-vm9hh2se7s I love adults using lol in non lol situations. As a Russell Howard fan you'll know exactly what I mean.

The only way the woman cueing up for petrol could be funnier is if she was driving a Tesla...

@abikeanditsboy3449

2 жыл бұрын

The herd knows 2 speeds, graze and stampede. The newsies did the same thing here telling everyone not to panic about gas creating the very panic they were cautioning against and the gas stations all ran out. This prompted some entrepreneur to create the brilliant t-shirt "I SURVIVED THE GREAT TEXAS GAS PANIC OF THURSDAY" ... (available on Amazon for $15.99.)

@injunsun

2 жыл бұрын

Our damn prices in the U.S. went up 15%, and that was AFTER our stupid government stockpiled RUSSIAN GASOLINE just before the "surprise" announced war, which our own president said was going to happen. We filled our tank a couple days before, with a 0.50ç discount from grocery points, two days before. #FuckPutin

@bubble8829

2 жыл бұрын

Hugely underrated comment here. :-D

@nickdawson9236

2 ай бұрын

tesla parts are made on Uigher concentration / slave labour camps in china

The ranting Welshman from 2:09 onward sounds like a sequence from "Little Britain" :)

@Diablos_Black

2 жыл бұрын

He's tomjoneswales on tiktok, he has many videos like that,

My god Russell you literally have got me through the last few years with laughter and not alcohol.

@Tupelo927

2 жыл бұрын

@Crisp Muncher Grow up, mate.

@LxftRxght

2 жыл бұрын

Congratulations on your sobriety, mate. 👍

@JL-xz3zf

Жыл бұрын

@Crisp Muncher I guess you don't wear seatbelts either :P

brilliant as ever! Russell remains a bright light in a darkened world. He has that wonderful capacity of seeing the ridiculous and naming it for what it is, yet doing so with humour.

@amwartwork

2 жыл бұрын

unfortunately he fell for the scamdemic

@curiositycloset2359

2 жыл бұрын

He's a complete tosser

@aphyTTR

Жыл бұрын

@@plainandsimpletruth his two mates, and he didn't have writers when he did stand up

@jameswatsonatheistgamer

Жыл бұрын

I do the same

Definitely my favourite from the petrol crisis. ‘Petrol Station Wankers’, perfect.

@JaydevRaol

2 жыл бұрын

😆

@lizcollinson2692

2 жыл бұрын

I'm on a horse

@RustyLightningPhoto

2 жыл бұрын

@@lizcollinson2692 second favourite 🤩

@Killakatnage89

2 жыл бұрын

As soon as I saw that red door I knew what was coming 😂

@Renegade2786

Жыл бұрын

Irony that yellow car is look like same one that Jay scream *wankers* to the pedestrians in *The Inbetweeners*

From across the pond, I say "Petrol Station Wankers" is a good name for a band...

@JimboDoomface

2 жыл бұрын

Reminiscent of petrol bastard.

“U can’t grow concrete, yh u can” 🤣🤣🤣🤣

russell howard absolutely cracks me up. i'd love to hang out with him.

Just found this channel.. how did I survive my whole life without this 🤣

@Bookdragon11

2 жыл бұрын

Welcome! Here is much laughing 😆.

@Bookdragon11

2 жыл бұрын

Russel has also made I think it was two full stand up shows (well, on of them is maybe more half stand up and half documentary about his life. Still fun to watch!) 😆👌

@howardkerr8174

2 жыл бұрын

Hope Amy May did a search on KZread for all the other Russell Howard videos, she will be at it for hours? Days?

@EmilyCassells

2 жыл бұрын

Are you American? Russell is a national treasure, you should watch Good News

@kurtsudheim825

2 жыл бұрын

You didn't, you've been dead for years, this brought you or if you're coma, nice to meet you

“Boots has ran out of perfume. We now go live to our reporter, Al O’Vera.”

@EmilyCassells

2 жыл бұрын

That's not a perfume lol

@Cryscorde

2 жыл бұрын

Emily Jane Yeah but “Mr perfume” doesn’t sound as funny.

@EmilyCassells

2 жыл бұрын

@@Cryscorde or you just put moisturiser instead of perfume?... Or any of the many other products that actually have aloe vera in haha

@gavla3550

2 жыл бұрын

Boots have run out of Sure and Dove roll ons, we now go to our Asian correspondent Smel Lee Pits...

@TheMelbournelad

2 жыл бұрын

If from the north just saying morning to Vera 😝

Oh ,Goddess ! Before mobile phones these critical ,squeaky clean sorts used to only bother their families .. I so loved the look on the guys face when the interviewer said you can grow concrete ....it reminds me of Dale Spender saying " when a man says something stupid ,ask him to repeat it "

@graemeclark2485

2 жыл бұрын

Yeah it’s smile like “i know you said something stupid, you know you said something stupid. Shall we end it here?”

@ananamu2248

2 жыл бұрын

Well said ! There are a lot of smirks and smiles ,people miss ....I particularly notice Mark Zuckerberg 's smile when asked how he earned money from free things and he smirked.... classic narcissist one ...( not the same.as the other guy )

Been watching Russel since a kid when he started his weekly show. Hilarious, best comedian.

“Im on a boris I don’t need fuel because he runs in bullshit” 🤣 I just realised what I put is 5x funnier “he runs in”

Miracle 2k ago: Wine out of water. Miracle today: Growing concrete. That's real progress!

@KitagumaIgen

2 жыл бұрын

Is that "village genius" still on air? (If I'd been his producer I'd used this as a cause for terminating his contract, if he'd bitch about that some kind of mercy-termination one-way ticket to Switzerland...)

@justsaying14

2 жыл бұрын

@@KitagumaIgen Still presenting on talkRADIO - as intended.

@helvete983

2 жыл бұрын

@@KitagumaIgen Yeah he's on talkRadio, so he's only really preaching to an audience of other morons.

"It's a giant wine bottle on the road! Is that a tyre doing a fart? Oh my god, that old lady's fisting her husband!" Lmao!! 😂😂😂😂

🤣😂🤣😂farage has a lot them🤣😂 and carol baskin message was hilarious 🤣😂. Great stream Russell.

"It drown out the other voices" So Fu***** good

I've belly-laughed at every single Russell Howard i've ever watched, he's brilliant!

Oh my god that inbetweeners joke is hilarious

I love the Welsh accent when they're annoyed. Bless em 😻

@mrcosmo8107

2 жыл бұрын

Yea hilarious

@englishmadcow7461

2 жыл бұрын

@@mrcosmo8107 it wasn't a derogatory comment, I have Welsh family n love the accent.

@mrcosmo8107

2 жыл бұрын

Good for you Irish is better

The Tescos gags were straight out of Ric Mayalls playbook....

@davidbrown8546

2 жыл бұрын

He was definitely channelling him

This is absolutely hilarious; thank you for making the world laugh; you cheer us up.

I'd love to see this man's take on a possible World War 3

@DeanMoxley87

2 жыл бұрын

Keep watching it’s a big possibility

@alexchatter692

2 жыл бұрын

why? I love Russel but he has always had a good grasp of British culture and the national Zeitgeist. I don't expect him to have particularly insightful views on how a war will unfold

@JargonMadjin

2 жыл бұрын

@@alexchatter692 The closet I've seen Russ tearing into the topic of war was when there was talk about WW2 being retold with Mr Men characters

@dryb3301

2 жыл бұрын

Why

@larapalma3744

Жыл бұрын

@@alexchatter692 bound to be funny though, might as well laugh

"tesco don't want us unvaxxed shopping at their stores so we'll boycott them" has to be the best protest yet, if only they would all do that.

@SuperNyz

2 жыл бұрын

You can't fire me! I quit!

@luminousfractal420

2 жыл бұрын

Well tbh if I found you'd given covid to one of my loved ones because your too selfish to get a friggin injection or mask up..wouldn't be pretty. Don't hurt people.

@mattyp8313

2 жыл бұрын

Don’t hurt people? Can you elaborate please 😂🦇🦠💉💵💵💵🤫🤫

@LSD04

2 жыл бұрын

@@luminousfractal420 👈🏻 what a plank😂

@user-dn3ut9tw2x

2 жыл бұрын

@David it is...it really is! 🙄

Just recently discovered this guy. Brilliant!

@stephaniewaters1777

2 жыл бұрын

Welcome!

The Phil McCann finished me😂

@bethanyhindle5212

Жыл бұрын

Same here

A crisis always brings out the best in people, toilet roll gate ,pasta gate, petrol panic , shortage of PPE, shortage of lateral flow test kits ,if we were at war (oh sorry we kind of are ) Christ knows what would happen

@samn6498

2 жыл бұрын

Now we're looking at nukes. All the best mate.

@krashd

2 жыл бұрын

@@samn6498 Just stock up on vodka as it has free radicals that will absorb radiation. Oh, wait, we've poured it all down the drain...

@dylanhodgson7605

Жыл бұрын

@@samn6498 even more so now

@user-ww1yg1fq5r

Жыл бұрын

LMAO 😂.

"Where's my petrol you bloody... Apple Crumble?" Brilliant!

“Don’t wanna get Covid while I’m turning my bin into a bomb” 💣 🤣🤣🤣

“Where’s my petrol you apple crumble”🤣

People fighting over petrol, other people with horses and electric cars laughing as they drive past

@ultimatefandom3127

2 жыл бұрын

Or trot, if they're on a house. Edit: Meant horse but the typo led to a nice discussion so I'll leave the mistake in :D.

@bejawa2246

2 жыл бұрын

@@ultimatefandom3127 Ah yeah love climbing up on my roof and just letting the house trot off it's foundations.

@SamuelBlack84

2 жыл бұрын

The Amish

@ultimatefandom3127

2 жыл бұрын

@@bejawa2246 indeed, don't know why everyone complaining about a housing crises. Just steal a house and then trot off.

@JargonMadjin

2 жыл бұрын

@@ultimatefandom3127 The fact that you didn't get upset about someone making a joke about your grammar and just rolled with it is pretty cool

9:58 It drowns out the other voices... Nailed it!

Thank you for the laughs Russell! Much needed.. Love from Canada...

I havent laugh so good in a long time from these caps videos. Thank you so much, you dont know how much i needed it, nor did I.

Omg mental picture of dad's army 🤣🤣🤣 "don't panick don't panick"😂

All the people who can’t pronounce Omicron clearly have never watched Futurama 😂

@bryannicholls200

2 жыл бұрын

I am Lurg of Omicron Persiea 8

@Queenmoreta

2 жыл бұрын

Ever since it was called that, Futurama was all I could think of :D

@TimeToSlashZoom

2 жыл бұрын

The one named Smelly Hippy is right. Love Lurr.

@teenybabs

2 жыл бұрын

Every time I heard Omicron on the news, I had to follow up with Persei 8. Hubs thought I'd lost the plot till the penny dropped.

@M_SC

Жыл бұрын

Even if they hadn’t, it’s pronounced how it’s spelled.

Oh my god haven't heard that saying in years.,and Russell, the jam is the pink stripe down the car!

@jimhood1202

2 жыл бұрын

Yup, the old rover cop cars. Jam sandwiches.

@davel9514

2 жыл бұрын

Only Fools and Horses joke (for me)

@TonyRule

2 жыл бұрын

As a NZer I knew it had some connotation relating to the bobbies/plods but I couldn't remember exactly what. Thanks for the reminder.

And of course those of us with EV's sucked up the free sun and laughed - a lot lol

@gavla3550

2 жыл бұрын

There was a dude who filmed with his Tesla saying he was buggered and then went "Oh no, it's ok my cars electric."

Never fails to make me laugh... thank you. 😀

Dear Russell, i have had a crap week. Thank you for making me laugh. I hope you have a wonderful weekend.

They even painted the door red, legends! 🤣

GReggs, WetHerSpoons.... The A..Meri..Cans lol😂🤣😂🤣

Here in the US, loads of people spend hours pulling up grass & weeds from concrete. And now you say people in England are growing concrete? What a country!

Actually came by this channel by luck and I have to say it takes a lot for me to laugh and smile 😃 but wow I can’t stop smiling so funny 😂 now to binge watch all your videos Thankyou xx

The horse bicycle guy is hilarious

Thank You! Your comic take on the world helps me so very much.

“I love M.C. Donalds”, I don’t know what makes that better; it being pronounced wrong, or it coming from America 😂

I think this man is the only one keeping me sane at the moment

NGL... I thought 'jam sponge' was a euphemism for a tampon.

@1nfinitune533

2 жыл бұрын

It could be >:D

@AceAutistic

2 жыл бұрын

Nah, that's Charles

@MrMultiAfrican

2 жыл бұрын

Nailed it

Good to see you on @Late Night with Steven Colbert @Russell Howard. 👍🏼

Never laughed so much ... You're hilarious, mate.

Having worked for a supermarket for a short time, the only people that is punishing is the people working there on minimum wage who have to put it all back. Good job 👍

@paulmiddlemass6465

Жыл бұрын

Does it really punish them? They get paid for an 8 hour shift, what they do in that 8 hr shift doesn't determine what they get paid. So if their team leader says put them back, they get paid the same as if they didn't have to do it. The protest itself is still a completely stupid pointless thing though

@qwandary

Жыл бұрын

And the people who might get sick eating perishable food that was left out of cooling areas for hours during a pandemic.

@kaiser_suzi_

Жыл бұрын

@@paulmiddlemass6465 Someone has never worked in a supermarket. It's not the pay that's the problem in this situation, it's the fact that bosses never hire enough people so the staff are already overworked without customers like this making things worse.

@kaiser_suzi_

Жыл бұрын

@@qwandary People won't get sick from perishable foods.The supermarket won't sell food that's been left out of fridges or freezers, it's against health regulations and they could be sued. Duh.

@paulmiddlemass6465

Жыл бұрын

@@kaiser_suzi_ you can still only do so much in a day. And they are paid per hour and their shift lasts a certain amount of hours.

Great way to protest Tesco - by creating more work for already over-worked supermarket workers who have nothing to do with Tesco's advertising. Idiots 🙄

🤣🤣🤣 I'm on mushrooms, I'm on mushrooms....I don't need petrol I'm flying sitting on my couch

Omg can't quit laughing you are truly brilliant thank you for a morning laugh .....

THANK YOU FOR SHARING THIS WITH THE WORLD PLEASE KEEP POSTING ALL YOUR MATERIAL BECAUSE YOU LIGHT UP MY LIFE

Money can’t buy happiness but it can buy curly wurly’s 😂😂😂😂

@myarmsrgone

2 ай бұрын

Unexpected item in bagging area... It's a child born out of wedlock.

Been watching Russell for years 👏🏿👏🏿

I needed that laugh. Thanks man

I just love this guy he is funny 🤣 AF!!!!!🇬🇧💂🇺🇲😂🤣😂

The car from The Inbetweeners LOL

Laurence Fox. Always comedy gold 🤣

@TomRipley7350

Жыл бұрын

He makes a lot of sense.

Keep us going mate. This world needs humour !!!!

Nice to know all the crazies aren't just in the US. Thanks Russell ❤

@johnnycbad

2 жыл бұрын

There have been several incidents of people setting fire to 5G towers in the UK because they believe the conspiracies...

@Shari466

2 жыл бұрын

@@johnnycbad SMH

@tome_1701

Жыл бұрын

@Fizzy Yeah like that GR Eggs woman

@tome_1701

Жыл бұрын

@Fizzy Yeah like that GR Eggs woman

I needed to laugh at this moment Russell. With everything that’s going on in Ukraine 🇺🇦 and it’s worldwide impact is heavy, I needed the laughter

@user-jr7vc9dp7u

2 жыл бұрын

I love what Russia's doing for Ukraine.

@peachtreedishes3170

2 жыл бұрын

@@user-jr7vc9dp7u what do you mean!

@isaacstocking7746

2 жыл бұрын

@@peachtreedishes3170 did you feel upset when America invaded the middle east and many other countries for 70 years or are you just picky

@peachtreedishes3170

2 жыл бұрын

@@isaacstocking7746 yes I was and no I’m not picky and I despise the fact that people aren’t open to refugees from the Middle East and Africa but say Ukrainian are “like them”. I despise what has been done …

@flashman2

Жыл бұрын

Get your head out of your arse .and send some cash and milk and medicines to Yemen

The Churchill clips with Russell's interaction was great!

@helvete983

2 жыл бұрын

Oh Yes!

Bless ya, Russell.

The Carol Baskin one, was done by an Australian comedian named Tom Armstrong

Wales home of the jam-based insults. From the traditional - fel rhech mewn pot jam / like a fart in a jam jar, to 2021's - you jam sponge

@MrGratefulg

2 жыл бұрын

would not jam sponge be a euphemism?

@ieuan._.ch4n945

2 жыл бұрын

Rwyf ddim wedi clywed yr un hwna o flaen. Byddain dweud hwna I fy ffrind yfori

@Ater_Draco

2 жыл бұрын

@Glenn Longpre euphemisms can also be insults. Calling someone a muppet is both a euphemism and insult

@TonyRule

2 жыл бұрын

@@MrGratefulg I was just reminded it's a reference to the white cars they used to drive that had a pink stripe down the side so it resembled a jam sponge or jam sandwich.

LEGIT 3 days ive been watching these video's not many people make me chuckle like you do mate, omg seriously great! im 100% booking a show this year! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

The Hugh Janus bit got me crying, I had to rewind just to let it hit me again

Crying with laughter 🤣🤣🤣 first class 👍

Farage: " Happy birthday huge...." OMG...does he realize he said that?

@yndsu

2 жыл бұрын

He is being true to himself, no shame and willing to do anything for a couple of quids.

@Superman679

2 жыл бұрын

You people are sick ! I thought it was a sweet gesture for him to wish my cousin a happy birthday. Now all of you have ruined it, my cousin Hue Janus has taken this very badly

@davel9514

2 жыл бұрын

@@Superman679 Just wait til Biguss Dickus hears about this! 🤣

@arthurmorgan4041

2 жыл бұрын

@@davel9514 my mate Mike literous is enraged at this debacle

I laughed so hard & then you reminded me of Rick Mayall (circa 1980s/young ones) & I wanted to cry!

@lsghost5805

Жыл бұрын

Rest in paradise Rik

Concrete can be made from hemp, which does grow faster than trees. However I don’t see it very common place in the market, so I assume it probably isn’t as cost effective or possibly some other setback I am unaware of.

@Ffinity

2 жыл бұрын

Hempcrete is not a building material, it's used as insulation.

Best of Russel I have ever seen. I’m in tears of laughter

I really do love a steak bake from G R Eggs. Nothing beats it! 🤣

@krashd

2 жыл бұрын

"Are these GR eggs?" "No, organic."

I don't know if it's the same in the UK but in the US putting diesel instead of petrol into your gas tank takes quite a bit of talent considering how much bigger the diesel spigot is compared to the petrol one it would take a while and be a bit messy (I have seen it happen but it takes a talented idiot).

@gavla3550

2 жыл бұрын

Yeah the diesel nozzle is bigger then the petrol one. So yeah does take talent. And the "they the same colour". Nope Diesel pumps are black, unleaded petrol is green. 🤦🏻‍♂️ plus, most cars have a flap inside the filler, so the fuel would just go everywhere. Petrol in to a diesel would work though. Not advised however. 🤭

@cleoldbagtraallsorts3380

2 жыл бұрын

@@gavla3550 Nozzle, for future reference. 🙂 Bugger instead of bigger was your autocorrect's fault I imagine.

@matthewyabsley

2 жыл бұрын

We have an expression in the programming world when we have to spend time making user protections like that. You'll only create a better class of idiot.

@davel9514

2 жыл бұрын

@@gavla3550 "Yeah the diesel nossle is bugger then the petrol one." You win today's comment section with this fail 🤣

@TheLadyDelirium

2 жыл бұрын

I used to work for the RAC, a car breakdown company in the UK and people put the wrong fuel in their car a lot. Some realised before they started their cars but others weren't so lucky and destroyed their engines. It's strange that so many people use the wrong pump when they are different.

Wish I'd have come across one of those dumped trolleys at a checkout Would have saved me half an hour

@user-vm9hh2se7s

2 жыл бұрын

😂

How did he not make a joke about the welsh guy sounding like Norman from fireman Sam

@dariadavies256

2 жыл бұрын

Haha sadly we all sound like Norman Price in the valleys 😂😂😂

@krashd

2 жыл бұрын

@@dariadavies256 Was he the little redheaded arsonist? All Fireman Sam taught me as a nipper was that if you're a youngster with glasses in Wales you can be a serial arsonist and the most you'll ever get is a clip round the ear from your nan.

@dariadavies256

2 жыл бұрын

@@krashd lmao yes that’s him 😂😂😂 I felt so sorry for his poor mother having to put up with him!

It's funny to me because I was actually born out of wedlock...!!! 😂🤣

That Welsh bloke does these comedy rants all the time 🤣

Really good, dude

For the last time it’s pronounced “oh-micron” as in “Omicron Persei 8”.

@sirthomastheodoreblackwood5590

2 жыл бұрын

Holy shit exactly the way I thought about it XD

I'd bet money that Leonardo actually does.

@alexschmitt2980

2 жыл бұрын

I'm pretty sure you're right. I even have lyrical evidence to back it up! kzread.info/dash/bejne/Y2SKl8ypaLLInbQ.html

@icebox1954

2 жыл бұрын

Ask your teenage daughter, she would know.

it amazes me that some people do not listen when they speak lol Or is it just myself that has this inner voice that I always hear lol

Putting petrol or diesel in anything other than a specified diesel or petrol jug is extremely dangerous especially with petrol just one static spark from your back on the back seat of your car instead of an explosion

"Supermarkets aren't telling you what to think" - tell the supermarkets, it'll save them millions on advertising

A scat joke?? I'M SENT 🤣🤣🤣

Thanks Nigel

We've had a running joke in our family over the last few years at the Christmas diner! We toast that we've survived another year! hummm...