1:58 Lady: "...move along." Jimmy: "Okay, so you have chosen death."

@HauntedSheppard

Жыл бұрын

She was asking for it

@usamamuhammadismail3324

Жыл бұрын

@@HauntedSheppard and Jimmy delivered!

@manuelborbon642

Жыл бұрын

@@HauntedSheppard she had a taser?

I've always liked how Jimmy apologized and explained the situation to the last woman.

@intheplums

2 жыл бұрын

But while still being really funny about it and not making it serious. He's a bloody genius

@Katya_Lastochka

2 жыл бұрын

@@intheplums It's not that difficult to be funny and polite. Most people manage it.

@stuartpenman6387

2 жыл бұрын

I thought he should have said, yea she's awesome but I don't hate my GF enough to inflict you on her

@secondchance6603

2 жыл бұрын

Hard to believe he had to do it at all! The times we live in huh.

@boblozaintherealworld3577

2 жыл бұрын

from California....I love this genius lunatic.

Would've been better if he posted this on International Women's day.....

@andrewrosbotham270

2 жыл бұрын

So true

@thebritishempire8754

2 жыл бұрын

Yes.

@christopherralph3396

2 жыл бұрын

On any day you can call a women"s rights group and ask to speak to the man in charge.

@lockandloadlikehell

2 жыл бұрын

The Guardian would have blasted off to orbit Jupiter

@phooogle

2 жыл бұрын

@@lockandloadlikehell Haha that made me lol :-D

“Oh they’re fk buddies” *EVERYONE claps* that’s fantastic

@AIKnowYou

2 жыл бұрын

But that's the proper response

I’m genuinely curious to find out how many relationships Jimmy has ruined over the years 😂

@traida111

Жыл бұрын

he was even more savage on Your face or mine. The speed and quality of his whit is unreal

@joeygawl4346

Жыл бұрын

Ruined, or escaped from? lmfao

@sirandrelefaedelinoge

Жыл бұрын

@@traida111 what is whit?

@traida111

Жыл бұрын

@@sirandrelefaedelinoge remove the h, it seems that according to some research I just did, I am incapable of spelling it correctly.

@WillyAndreBergstrom

Жыл бұрын

Has to be lower than Daniel Sloss 😂

"You just whispered and that picked up echoes" lol.... that was intense!

That woman with the f*ckbuddy caused her own demise. By resisting she's making it more fun. Wait. That didn't sound right.

@tyronenelson9124

Жыл бұрын

They reacted to the anal jokes plus they are only fk buddy's, the guy must be gay, being as he looks gay also.

@AK-vj9uu

Жыл бұрын

lmao, point on wording

@simonrodgers8902

Жыл бұрын

Why didn't she just say yes, he's her fella? End of problem.

@mathmols8835

Жыл бұрын

@@simonrodgers8902 Or just say no, like he did🤷🏼‍♂️

@justinklenk

Жыл бұрын

Yeah, she was really 'asking for it.'

That echo joke was clever 😭😂

@djthomas2293

2 жыл бұрын

Can u explain the joke pls

@SomeUnsoberIdiot

2 жыл бұрын

@@djthomas2293 He was implying her vagina was so massive, so cavernous, that it formed echoes

@seanisgone5413

2 жыл бұрын

Didnt get it

@Spyciality

2 жыл бұрын

@@djthomas2293 I’m not up to that joke yet, but when I find it, come back to me

@marccas10

2 жыл бұрын

It's in the movie Predator from 1985?

I like how he deals with hecklers by going at the date. Let's the other half rip them apart after the show as well. Top notch comedian

I love how Jimmy can take the sickest burn and turn it around and outdo the guy.

very funny dude, love the line he balances on, hope he never gets cancelled for leaning over the line every once in a while

@aleksandarurovic7300

Жыл бұрын

Just don't be part of cancel culture, and you are good

Jimmy: "I met him in a club. I started kissing him. Undid his zip and he flashed me." 🤣🤣

So happy I'm gonna go see Jimmy Carr live this year. The show is months away, hope covid restrictions will not delay it any further.

@Daas_01

2 жыл бұрын

Good luck with Covid

@manikantan4809

2 жыл бұрын

remember that you have said it, i wanna know how it was once you go

to date i have not seen another comedian who can engage with an audience like carr

@MrBENTPIN

2 жыл бұрын

The big ginger nut is on par

@Kai_Keller02

Жыл бұрын

Checkout Andrew schulz

@mytwosense9135

Жыл бұрын

@@Kai_Keller02 ^

@tylerolejnicak5481

Жыл бұрын

@@Kai_Keller02 Schulz is king when it comes to crowd interaction. Hands down.

@bragr_

Жыл бұрын

stavros halkias is the king of crowd work

The middle aged brunette with the death stare that the camera kept cutting to was hilarious 😂.

@marccas10

2 жыл бұрын

Jimmy mentioned her later in the show. She was deaf and too lazy to learn sign language.

@READY_OR_NOT

2 жыл бұрын

@@marccas10 thanks for that.🤣🤣 Is this his 2009 special?

@bayoubilly5176

2 жыл бұрын

@@READY_OR_NOT I highly recommend watching them all to find out 😉. My personal fave is when he calls out families and reminds the kids about their parents fucking. Always a classic.

@READY_OR_NOT

2 жыл бұрын

@@bayoubilly5176 I've seen most of them but I'm still filling in gaps.

First Ladies like “I better clap so he doesn’t know I’m offended” 😂

I like the guy 1:02 who tried to drink his beer and it missed his mouth.

@architectofechoes4

2 жыл бұрын

He obviously has a drinking problem.

@mattinthemountains

2 жыл бұрын

@@architectofechoes4 hahahaha

Jimmy has to host the Oscars.

@blizzard1198

2 жыл бұрын

Make sure willy ain't there

@voulafisentzidis8830

2 жыл бұрын

They'd never cope with him....

@angelg2638

2 жыл бұрын

Jimmy's jokes are waaaaay too sophisticated for Hollyweird. They'd EXPLODE.

@Dc-kk9bd

2 жыл бұрын

Will Smith would have done more than slap him

@JosephDiveley

Жыл бұрын

I might actually watch it for once lol

We Stand with you Jimmy.. Jokes are just that even the dark ones. You definitely swing ..😂😂

Jimmy Carr has an incredibly fast brain. You will not escape his wit and stagecraft.

Jimmy Carr is the master of comedy

Jimmy's timing is the BEST, While the Will Smith slap is still hot LMAOOO

Brilliant, as always!

"Jimmy" is a great name. Combined with the signature laugh, he should now be regarded as an iconic piece of British history. 😶‍🌫Legend Sir.

@marccas10

2 жыл бұрын

Get a room.

@luapnitsua5859

2 жыл бұрын

I agree

@troywright359

Жыл бұрын

There's good Jimmy's who offset the pretty awful Jimmy's

Loved it absolutely. I won't mind being roasted by you man.

absolute comedy genius, great stand up and broadcast legend. Jimmys not bad either.

I just realised this was posted now as support for Chris, that's beautiful! You're the best, Jimmy! ♥️

@bb8942

2 жыл бұрын

Where did it ever say anything about Chris! God people make that situation so much bigger than it really was!

I just discovered him a couple years ago , now I'm a huge fan , he makes me laugh 😂🤣

@vsevolodalipov4375

2 жыл бұрын

Oh my god, I read divorced instead of discovered and was so fucking confused for a solid 20 seconds

@larrywkoch

2 жыл бұрын

@@vsevolodalipov4375 hahahaha

@tonygrowley5275

2 жыл бұрын

Dumbest comment ever.. just discovered.. a couple of years ago? A couple of years ago isn't; just discovered. He makes me laugh. Really? I wonder why everybody else likes him?

@larrywkoch

2 жыл бұрын

@@tonygrowley5275 aren't you a sweet thing, geeze

@tonygrowley5275

2 жыл бұрын

@@larrywkoch Aren't you a dull wit..

I'm so glad I was able to get tickets to your LA show, Can't wait!

This is brilliant.

lmao 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 this friend just gave her away like that 😂😂😂😂😂😂

Great comedy as always.

The woman at 6:50 is saying her prayers and regretting her ticket.

the bit at the end is jimmy speaking to the taxman , once bitten

Love his improv!

I love this guy🤣🤣

"whisper that it would pick an echo" Freakin line.thats comedian right there

Jimmy Carr is great. Doubt I’ll ever see you live. 🇨🇦 To far. Been over here for awhile.

Lmaoo found you by accident so funny

F-ing legend!

Love Jimmy carr

I mean someone has to say it.... it's a good job Will Smith isn't in that crowd with some of those jokes

@marccas10

2 жыл бұрын

Do you think Will Smith goes to Barnsley?

His laugh just makes him seem like the complete R18 opposite of Stampylonghead

Funny, i was just thinking about Jimmy when i was taxing my car recently.

Brilliant!

God bless this man

Damn, laughed so much the 10 minutes passed by so fast. Thank you.

Watching from Kenya 🤣🤣

@Thesmokercoaster

2 жыл бұрын

Ask your neighbors for my money back for me pls.

Excellent

Vicky got absolutely humiliated

I'd love to see him do stand-up at a N.O.W rally

When comedian was free to say what they have to say and people just laughed. Unlike these days people just get offended instead.

(4:11) Well done Wicki ;-)

we love Jimmy Carr!!

@Shadowfall-sx7cr

Жыл бұрын

Lol, he don’t love any of you!!

@mylittlecoco345

Жыл бұрын

@@Shadowfall-sx7cr Haha that’s not what he told me 🤣

Jim you are awesome 😎

The censoring in this video is hilarious! The bleeps are sooo misplaced, LOL!

I don’t people that don’t like him, like he’s dark humour makes it even more funny 😆

@marccas10

2 жыл бұрын

I don't people either.

@ikinoktace1280

2 жыл бұрын

@@marccas10 imagine peopleing in 2022

@jamesaditya5254

2 жыл бұрын

@@ikinoktace1280 where I live, if you were caught doing a little people in public you're gonna spend the week in a cell

@bwebb90

2 жыл бұрын

His jokes impress people that cannot form basic sentences

@georgiaolivia91

2 жыл бұрын

@@bwebb90 lmao

I thought the title said Jimmy Roasting Women LOL

Love it

Legend

9:58 Enter Will Smith.....

Jimmy brutal Carr 🤣

Size only matters when you have a hallway.

I hear Armie Hammer has a whole folder on his computer about this....

@NewMessage

2 жыл бұрын

Oh, i see now... different kind of video.

@Tonyhouse1168

Жыл бұрын

He likes his food on the run..

Do a series of shows in Australia 🇦🇺 ! Please…

@arm7987

Жыл бұрын

Good news. He is next year. Tickets went on sale nationally a few days ago.

Fucking legend.

I wonder if Will Smith has made Jimmy worry about his next live show.

@nightwishlady

2 жыл бұрын

Nah will doesn't goes to comedy gigs

@marccas10

2 жыл бұрын

If you get slapped for a bald joke, Jimmy would be in Guantanamo Bay.

@volo1826

2 жыл бұрын

Naw Jimmy would sat much worse things to his face.

idk who edits these but the volume jumps. omg

NOOOO lmfao

When are you comming to uppsala im still waiting

No worries, it’s not like you pay taxes.😂😂😂😂

Good luck to you too Jimmy Carr!

Damn,that line 0:30

Jimmy Carr looks like the love child of Ben Shapiro and Quentin Tarantino. 45/1...

Remember it’s not gay if you have socks on

Jimmy is fucking brilliant

Really love you Jimmy

anymore else thinks this is what harry and ron be like after 4 beers?

That girlfriend at the end was lovely looking. Guy was batting way above his league.

@du-b8576

2 жыл бұрын

What a strange thing to notice or comment on.

@cheezesmoker8851

2 жыл бұрын

@@du-b8576 virgins everywhere bud

@matbroomfield

2 жыл бұрын

@@du-b8576 The whole last joke was about her appearance when in fact she was very attractive and classy. Doesn't seem at all strange to me.

@marccas10

2 жыл бұрын

Or she was digging a rich seam.

@matbroomfield

2 жыл бұрын

@@marccas10 Possible.

Jimmy, I want you to be my dad.

That girl is probably cheating LMAO

lol best way to be a comedian is to take advantage of all the security you got and say all the things you know you wouldn't be able to get away with otherwise lol

This dude is godlike

“It’s just a GI Jane joke!”

Always leave them wanting less

is it just me or is jimmy carr turning into jimmy hill

2:37

you funny man, let me know when you coming Down Under you funny man... i need a good laugh, 'cause everything right now makes me cry hahahahhahahahahah rotten world aye you funny guy, love your comedy seriously, cheers

Can't wait to see his take on Lia Thomas

What was Beep about never seen that on Jimmy carr show

If he didn’t get Will Smithed for those remarks he’s doing well.

@DrinkWater713

2 жыл бұрын

Different crowd

@voulafisentzidis8830

2 жыл бұрын

Most would take the comedy in the spirit intended.....

Didn't know Andrew Garfield is also a standup comedian

good

ooof! don't challenge a comedian of his caliber, if you're not looking forward to a massive roast

@tyronenelson9124

Жыл бұрын

Then that just shows a lot about peoples immaturity.

I'm not sure whether he speaks fast or Sherlock Holmes.

I think it is amazing how he changes into Alan Carr and does a complete naff routine.

maybe get a better mic with all that money))) big fan though

Ha ha 😂

Jimmy didn't get slapped?

4 the algorithm