Jimmy Roasting Women VOL. 5 | Jimmy Carr

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These are some of the unsuspecting women that have found themselves in the firing line in some of Jimmy's roasting.
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  • @liboud22
    @liboud22 Жыл бұрын

    "Give her a glass of water and we all find out".. Whoever said that, you sir, are a champ!

  • @grogon9614

    @grogon9614

    Жыл бұрын

    Just added to the whole thing no end.

  • @liboud22

    @liboud22

    Жыл бұрын

    @Hatter Foil Thnaks mate, but someone else ruined it though!! :(

  • @Jifflan

    @Jifflan

    Жыл бұрын

    I dont get this :+

  • @imcontemptwithlife4155

    @imcontemptwithlife4155

    Жыл бұрын

    It was me

  • @foddyfoddy

    @foddyfoddy

    Жыл бұрын

    Best line of the whole show😂

  • @federalbureauofinvestigati750
    @federalbureauofinvestigati750 Жыл бұрын

    This is why you always sit as far back as you can at stand up shows lol

  • @mindeater1127

    @mindeater1127

    Жыл бұрын

    But I love the banter

  • @Le_reaper

    @Le_reaper

    Жыл бұрын

    Hello my fellow anti social and person who doesn’t want to be embarrassed in a show.

  • @federalbureauofinvestigati750

    @federalbureauofinvestigati750

    Жыл бұрын

    @@Le_reaper hello the person who likes would risk being exposed as a person who defecates on their significant others chest. Don't take it to heart I didn't take yours to heart

  • @Le_reaper

    @Le_reaper

    Жыл бұрын

    @@federalbureauofinvestigati750 didn’t mean that in a bad way and actually fully agree with your original statement also nothing was taken to heart either.

  • @moisesyome4058

    @moisesyome4058

    Жыл бұрын

    Nar. I sat front and centre on his show. Got roasted for eating peanuts and having a beard whiles called Moses

  • @ynedd
    @ynedd Жыл бұрын

    If their relationship lasted the 48 hours after the show, it can probably last the 48 years after as well 😂

  • @ShinobiVIPER
    @ShinobiVIPER Жыл бұрын

    I love how he’s absolutely savage in the video and polite in the outro 🤦🏻‍♂️

  • @nickevershedmusic8927

    @nickevershedmusic8927

    Жыл бұрын

    Yeah he looks very skinny in the outro too

  • @SniffinYaMum

    @SniffinYaMum

    Жыл бұрын

    @@nickevershedmusic8927 jimmy carr coke head

  • @BatkoNashBandera774
    @BatkoNashBandera774 Жыл бұрын

    The guy's humour is spot on.

  • @ItisSusan
    @ItisSusan Жыл бұрын

    Thanks Jimmy for the belly laughs 🤣 🤣

  • @AlohaCxbe
    @AlohaCxbe Жыл бұрын

    Roasting women and complimenting men: „You’re definetely not a virgin.“ Roasting men and complimenting women: „You’re definetely a virgin.“

  • @princejangra1231

    @princejangra1231

    Жыл бұрын

    @@ArtAlpha108 exactly 😂😂

  • @jangolub8240

    @jangolub8240

    Жыл бұрын

    Muh body count dont matter 🤣

  • @kosherjew4223
    @kosherjew4223 Жыл бұрын

    "They're not like us baby" HAHAHA

  • @Loknath009
    @Loknath009 Жыл бұрын

    Nice mix of videos Jimmy, I didn’t know you have a channel but I’ve watched all your specials. Subscribed.

  • @kellingtonlink956
    @kellingtonlink956 Жыл бұрын

    Thanks for another brilliant selection of bits

  • @NewMessage
    @NewMessage Жыл бұрын

    Much better than that "Armie Roasting Women" video.

  • @lgalan40

    @lgalan40

    Жыл бұрын

    🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @gladepowderfresh

    @gladepowderfresh

    Жыл бұрын

    Not as good as the "Spit Roasting Women" video.

  • @hammondcheeseman5361

    @hammondcheeseman5361

    Жыл бұрын

    Better than the Spanish Inquisition roasting women too.

  • @mithrandir6283

    @mithrandir6283

    Жыл бұрын

    @@hammondcheeseman5361 That joke is absolutely perfect! Thank you for giving us some juicy dark-humour jokes.

  • @licensetodrive9930
    @licensetodrive9930 Жыл бұрын

    I love how Jimmy's unabashed view on certain aspects of life brings out the wickedness in the audience too :)

  • @jasonvandervalk3679

    @jasonvandervalk3679

    Жыл бұрын

    I couldn't agree more! People are so sensitive until you make it comely

  • @susanrich606

    @susanrich606

    Жыл бұрын

    You must be making the argument for his horrible personality

  • @licensetodrive9930

    @licensetodrive9930

    Жыл бұрын

    @@susanrich606 You're not judging his personality from his standup comedy routines are you?

  • @AndrewBlacker-wr2ve

    @AndrewBlacker-wr2ve

    11 ай бұрын

    There's no wickedness. Who told you that?

  • @kariharris7006
    @kariharris7006 Жыл бұрын

    Jimmy you are still a genius! Flipping brilliant! Thank you for your comedy, Sir Carr lol! Would love to see you in film or an ensemble cast.

  • @conmcgrath7174
    @conmcgrath7174 Жыл бұрын

    as much as I can control my words, very well done Jimmy.

  • @miltonknowlestheinsanewitc4996
    @miltonknowlestheinsanewitc4996 Жыл бұрын

    This is more of a note to myself because I'm probably not going to remember this I'm that sleep-deprived after a couple days of not sleeping this is the funniest thing all week so far

  • @tomharker8532

    @tomharker8532

    Жыл бұрын

    Say you on mid Monday lol😂

  • @tomharker8532

    @tomharker8532

    Жыл бұрын

    But I do agree lol

  • @danieln9226

    @danieln9226

    Жыл бұрын

    Relatable af. Haven't slept a wink in about 34 hours and counting

  • @Kopie0830
    @Kopie0830 Жыл бұрын

    Your a national treasure Jim! Keep up the good work!

  • @johnmcmullen7510
    @johnmcmullen7510 Жыл бұрын

    Top class Jimmy

  • @alcasey3551
    @alcasey3551 Жыл бұрын

    Jimmy Carr is a legend 🤣🤣😂😂

  • @danielrichter2452
    @danielrichter2452 Жыл бұрын

    In the end Jimmy only wants to be loved...he doesn't actually do comedy for money...he fills those huge theaters by offering the audience free tickets and a free lunch!

  • @anthonypantelis301
    @anthonypantelis301 Жыл бұрын

    Awesome content

  • @leoscalzi296
    @leoscalzi29610 ай бұрын

    Thanks, you're a legend!

  • @critical1388
    @critical1388 Жыл бұрын

    A little Jimmy is the best way to start ur day...🤣👍🇦🇺

  • @tjkatz

    @tjkatz

    Жыл бұрын

    Well agreed but it's not quite as good as a big Jimmy.

  • @critical1388

    @critical1388

    Жыл бұрын

    @@tjkatz can't argue with that logic bro 😁👍

  • @zk3212

    @zk3212

    11 ай бұрын

    r/whoosh

  • @joeletaxi821
    @joeletaxi821 Жыл бұрын

    Jimmy used to look like Roger Federer but now he's starting to look like George Osbourne. The fuzzy felt hair looks reasonable but there's something going on with his face.

  • @grahamjones7371

    @grahamjones7371

    Жыл бұрын

    Yes great comedy but what the fks he doing to his face to much plastic surgery

  • @jeli3953

    @jeli3953

    Жыл бұрын

    I think he looks like young Richard Nixon

  • @stephenfelty4100

    @stephenfelty4100

    Жыл бұрын

    Is

  • @saudrifat601
    @saudrifat601 Жыл бұрын

    What a genius!!

  • @fire12731
    @fire12731 Жыл бұрын

    Lmao love Jimmy

  • @andrewnorris1
    @andrewnorris1 Жыл бұрын

    Looking forward to seeing you in Zagreb next month!

  • @papakias3922

    @papakias3922

    Жыл бұрын

    Where is that city?

  • @jernejsvab8114

    @jernejsvab8114

    Жыл бұрын

    @@papakias3922 croatia

  • @papakias3922

    @papakias3922

    Жыл бұрын

    @@jernejsvab8114 you could have just told me to google it, while calling me names.

  • @malcolmironmonger
    @malcolmironmonger11 ай бұрын

    Legend ❤

  • @raymondsciara
    @raymondsciara9 ай бұрын

    Jimmy Carr looks llike the Brittish version of NPH. Much love Jimmy. Your crowd worrk is awesome

  • @panamapanda
    @panamapanda Жыл бұрын

    Vajazzle-girl was featured near the end too!

  • @charlesmanning5819
    @charlesmanning5819 Жыл бұрын

    We need your comity in the states🎉

  • @bparry5446
    @bparry5446 Жыл бұрын

    he really is a plastic paddy now, the state of that boat

  • @roselanaraf
    @roselanaraf Жыл бұрын

    He reminds me of Quagmire

  • @flyingroman247
    @flyingroman247 Жыл бұрын

    Oh I needed that, thanks Jimmy 😂😂😂👌

  • @Largent13
    @Largent13 Жыл бұрын

    Is that paddy at 6:52

  • @paultaliesin1862
    @paultaliesin1862 Жыл бұрын

    Did anyone catch what happens at around 7:10 which Jimmy reacts to?

  • @geordiewishart1683

    @geordiewishart1683

    Жыл бұрын

    I think it was just an audience member laughing late at his g spot joke.

  • @redheadedpsycho4566
    @redheadedpsycho4566 Жыл бұрын

    6:49 she did NOT sound happy. if you can't take a joke, then don't go to jimmy

  • @abcdefg2120

    @abcdefg2120

    Жыл бұрын

    Who?

  • @Viktor_vonthe_Rhaefnhyrst

    @Viktor_vonthe_Rhaefnhyrst

    Жыл бұрын

    @@abcdefg2120 The slü✝️

  • @appol2584

    @appol2584

    Жыл бұрын

    Nono she handled it just fine It’s just awkward when the other person is the star of the show and a comedian

  • @theokatman
    @theokatman Жыл бұрын

    great

  • @trickcyclist1
    @trickcyclist1 Жыл бұрын

    Brilliant 👏

  • @YesYes-kl8bi
    @YesYes-kl8bi Жыл бұрын

    6:52 Paddy the Baddy?

  • @maxwellhiggs
    @maxwellhiggs Жыл бұрын

    You couldn't roast a woman with Jimmy, she'd keep falling off the spit at his end.

  • @sadasdasdasd5018
    @sadasdasdasd5018 Жыл бұрын

    moreee

  • @POTATOMIKE
    @POTATOMIKE Жыл бұрын

    Lol jimmy

  • @curtisbryce5096
    @curtisbryce5096 Жыл бұрын

    The shyte people will admit to during these shows.

  • @wxdr1
    @wxdr1 Жыл бұрын

    Savage 👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻

  • @brendanike800
    @brendanike800 Жыл бұрын

    Bored to tears. I ewwed so hard when I got that.

  • @zk3212

    @zk3212

    11 ай бұрын

    I don't get it

  • @peterfireflylund

    @peterfireflylund

    8 ай бұрын

    @@zk3212bored=drilled.

  • @Flaretree
    @Flaretree Жыл бұрын

    Lol

  • @Senator107
    @Senator107 Жыл бұрын

    Did Jimmy Carr get work done on his face? Totally different person at the end.

  • @NoName-ym5zj
    @NoName-ym5zj Жыл бұрын

    Star Trek girl seemed to get a big defensive\ uncomfortable, but Jimmy just masterfully broke the ice so to speak

  • @christaylor2529
    @christaylor2529 Жыл бұрын

    I love you

  • @krishna_o15
    @krishna_o15 Жыл бұрын

    That Mother Theresa joke

  • @SK-fs4bv

    @SK-fs4bv

    Жыл бұрын

    was blasphemous

  • @grassmagar182
    @grassmagar182 Жыл бұрын

    😂

  • @Flaretree
    @Flaretree Жыл бұрын

    Haha

  • @callumreilly9107
    @callumreilly9107 Жыл бұрын

    I don't know what I did to have this recommended to me...

  • @chefcamsey1375
    @chefcamsey1375 Жыл бұрын

    🤣

  • @shanhutchison7332
    @shanhutchison7332 Жыл бұрын

    👍💯🔥

  • @LIBqueen
    @LIBqueen Жыл бұрын

    I didn't get the bored to tears bit

  • @stevewatts6008
    @stevewatts6008 Жыл бұрын

    fuggaly munters (spelling?) i'm going to use that

  • @vap3669

    @vap3669

    Жыл бұрын

    fugly - as in "fucking ugly"

  • @pawelsokolowski
    @pawelsokolowski Жыл бұрын

    My english failed me at 7:29. Anybody would explain it to me ?

  • @Crezenk

    @Crezenk

    Жыл бұрын

    “Have you put on weight”

  • @dashcan8479
    @dashcan8479 Жыл бұрын

    What Roger Federers brother is a comedian now

  • @tuomasmattila283
    @tuomasmattila283 Жыл бұрын

    7.28 what he ask?

  • @cosmo9882
    @cosmo9882 Жыл бұрын

    XDD

  • @jimbodee4043
    @jimbodee4043 Жыл бұрын

    Wow I can not believe you Mr Carr. lol

  • @zapkvr
    @zapkvr Жыл бұрын

    Jimmy basting women

  • @robertdavidson6354
    @robertdavidson6354 Жыл бұрын

    If you dont like him then I dont like you....simple selection process that works....

  • @FreeFire-lx7kd
    @FreeFire-lx7kd11 ай бұрын

    I don't like hes comedy but this is comedy gold

  • @chefcamsey1375
    @chefcamsey1375 Жыл бұрын

    👍

  • @77niko09
    @77niko09 Жыл бұрын

    Just came to mind. When having good times and If woman won`t go down on me i won`t go down on her. Purpose usually is to gain mutually assured ecstasy.

  • @2ndMorrow
    @2ndMorrow Жыл бұрын

    Dahmer roasted women better...

  • @MaffeyZilog

    @MaffeyZilog

    Жыл бұрын

    That would have been funny if Dahmer ate women but he was exclusively a man muncher.

  • @DMp-xp6mj

    @DMp-xp6mj

    Жыл бұрын

    Wasn't Dahmer gay?

  • @wonderwalls3565
    @wonderwalls3565 Жыл бұрын

    I dont get it. Why women get offended when they are told they are not virgin?

  • @u4riahsc

    @u4riahsc

    Жыл бұрын

    I don’t.

  • @valerieee1469
    @valerieee1469 Жыл бұрын

    why is this a thing? ohhh yeahh sexism

  • @lemonpie7046

    @lemonpie7046

    Жыл бұрын

    Why can't you have fun? ohhh yeahh women

  • @saimbhat6243

    @saimbhat6243

    Жыл бұрын

    He roasts men too. So, i don't think he is a sexist. As they say you can't buy sense of humor, you either have it or you never get it.

  • @valerieee1469

    @valerieee1469

    Жыл бұрын

    @@saimbhat6243 half of his jokes are just making fun of / calling women ugly. ik the difference between wierd humor ad a bad person. also theres no compilation of him roasting men is there? its so clearly based in sexism man.

  • @saimbhat6243

    @saimbhat6243

    Жыл бұрын

    @@valerieee1469 I don't think so. You can watch his full show videos and decide for yourself if he is a sexist. His most crude jokes are always aimed at men.

  • @Jnoooooo

    @Jnoooooo

    Жыл бұрын

    Nah it's called comedy.

  • @fernandoxavier3089
    @fernandoxavier3089 Жыл бұрын

    Just saying that I am still waiting for the comedy to start.

  • @fernandoxavier3089

    @fernandoxavier3089

    Жыл бұрын

    @@williamsharp2532 Jimmy Carr is not funny.

  • @u4riahsc

    @u4riahsc

    Жыл бұрын

    You need intelligence to comprehend him.

  • @peteelliott9373
    @peteelliott9373 Жыл бұрын

    He put stooges in the audience

  • @exhaleinhale999
    @exhaleinhale999 Жыл бұрын

    these titles are extremely worrying, jimmy's media team. funny, yes, but worrying

  • @danieln9226

    @danieln9226

    Жыл бұрын

    Ehhh? How dat doe mang? If that do be how ya feels, then yo life must be hella frazzled . Yous finna feel like walkin on egg shells all day errda bru

  • @MpanzuSolos

    @MpanzuSolos

    Жыл бұрын

    @@danieln9226 41 year olds trying to be 14 year olds

  • @imcontemptwithlife4155

    @imcontemptwithlife4155

    Жыл бұрын

    Shutup

  • @viking_fisherman
    @viking_fisherman Жыл бұрын

    The funniest man on the planet!!!!!

  • @GioOmerta
    @GioOmerta Жыл бұрын

    Guys fucking great

  • @gerbilkill
    @gerbilkill Жыл бұрын

    Hey I seen that ufc fighter. The Irish guy that everyone calls fat. He's not but Connor mcgregor loves to rile that guy. Paddy pimblet

  • @mikeetse4644
    @mikeetse4644 Жыл бұрын

    Lol

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