Jesus said backwards is sausage. That's priceless. It might take years, but I'm going to find a way to work that into a conversation.

@firerejack1121

3 жыл бұрын

Hey what’s Jesus spelled backwards

@amnaf-_-9577

3 жыл бұрын

@@callmehkatie9518 *susej

@johnyang799

2 жыл бұрын

@@amnaf-_-9577 Has a bit of Donald Trump accent.

@justheretosaysomething475

2 жыл бұрын

That's genius.

@daryldixon3933

2 жыл бұрын

Don't exist same with God

What a legend 😂😂😂😂😂 Reporter: How is your breakfast? Guy: it's lovely

@callumdean

2 жыл бұрын

Only in this country 😂😂😂

@SamuelBlack84

2 жыл бұрын

I bloody love toasted bacon sarnies!!

I have a confession to make... I saw part of Prince Phillip's funeral... At one heartbreaking moment I saw the Queen bow her head, she looked so tiny and so alone. At that moment I felt so sad for her & all of those who lost a loved one and had to have a funeral alone or no funeral at all. But I also had a thought pop up without invite... I heard Russell doing his Queen voice, the one he uses when he impersonates the Queen calling for Phillip. Instead I hear his Queen sitting there, looking down, thinking to herself... "Oh bollox, I'm next..." I admit during this moment of sadness, I laughed and spat my cuppa on the cat! There was a definite WAP in our house... and he was PISSED!

@Julieseven

2 жыл бұрын

@Jo HexxKitten thank you for the best laugh I had today🤣🤣🤣🤣

@thomasnolastname8734

2 жыл бұрын

Nah, more like "Warm enough for you, ya Keith Richards bastard?"

@dovacraft5772

2 жыл бұрын

i dont speak for the dead but i think phillip would be proud

@eigroegllehctim6109

2 жыл бұрын

worship and prayer????

@xfreja

2 жыл бұрын

LMFAOOOO

'It's a sausage roll, it's not Jimmy Saville!' Russell Howard 2021

@evepayler1461

2 жыл бұрын

It’s a beef Wellington not Jeffery Epstein! It’s a hot dog not Garry glitter!! It’s a burger not jimmy Carr!!!!!

@chesterlockett4002

2 жыл бұрын

Its a pork pie, its not James cordon

@meganjohn7576

2 жыл бұрын

the vicar is my uncle sadly

@dimitrigharam651

Жыл бұрын

It's noodles, not Boris Johnson

Russell isn't just well on his way to being a national treasure, he already is one.

@juliamcclarron49

6 ай бұрын

2:09

😂😂😂 I love how he's so dramatic when making jokes

@cancel5015

3 жыл бұрын

Lucky you, i hate it

@gutrotspume3317

3 жыл бұрын

don't worry bro everyone has there opinions on comedy

@kaleemshafi5677

3 жыл бұрын

@@cancel5015 same

@xakirax_8864

2 жыл бұрын

@@gutrotspume3317 Why are you saying don't worry? He clearly knows people have different opinions on comedy since he has one himself ??

@pforgottonsoul

Жыл бұрын

i honestly love it too, not too many comics put that much energy into it.

The Greggs one is what the national anthem should be “GREGGS SAVE OUR GRACIOUS KING”😂😂

Maybe there is a ninja granny in Wales stealing apples to make the worlds biggest apple crumble!

4:30 That operator has the patience of a saint 😂

“Am a teacake, no a treecake” 😂 “Little did i know, they were both bad for my arsehole” 🤣

This, ladies and gents, is why British humour is better than US humour

@owen6691

3 жыл бұрын

Yes too right.

@teejay8258

3 жыл бұрын

Nobody does humour better than us Brits 😄

@robbieking4070

3 жыл бұрын

Damn straight. The only reason the US has The Office is cause we made it first.

@7dtdfil730

3 жыл бұрын

@@robbieking4070 their version is way better... there's is actually funny!

@robbieking4070

3 жыл бұрын

@@7dtdfil730 I agree, it is funnier. But it still wouldn’t exist if not for us.

Twenty seconds in, I was expecting Russell to go Full Charleton Heston, i.e., "Damn you! Oh, God *DAMN* you all to HELL!!"

The way Russell picks himself up after his tongue slipped by putting on that stupid accent for "You swipe left or riiight!" is why I love him so much. Effortless recovery.

I love how the chip-guy is so relaxed and just endures the whole thing while the journalist is really excited to get to the bottom of this issue.

@molimolinana

Жыл бұрын

🤣🤣🤣

I recently lost my Gran and watching through Russell's videos makes life not seem so gloomy.

@lisahenry20

3 жыл бұрын

I'm sorry for your loss

@emsytraut

3 жыл бұрын

There aren’t words for loss. Just know that I see you. Glad you found a smile today.

@gracepuckey3090

3 жыл бұрын

Hope you and your family are doing okay,

@catchingtheshot1333

3 жыл бұрын

"Its not all doom and gloom"

@mutd789hgmlkrt7

3 жыл бұрын

sorry for your loss. Hang on it gets better

I will really miss Russell doing his queen and Prince Philip stuff I always imagined them being like that behind closed doors . RIP Phil xx

@maisiefrost6850

3 жыл бұрын

Same ! And I also liked to imagine that they both watched it and had a good laugh RIP Phillip

@Shnoodle_doodle

3 жыл бұрын

Yeah i feel super bad for liz, she lost her husband and her cousin in one day

@corbiecrow9738

3 жыл бұрын

@@Shnoodle_doodle take my like and my respect

@corbiecrow9738

3 жыл бұрын

Tbh prince Philip was a bit of a racist prat in my opinion and...I mean...I'm not exactly a big fan of the royals anyway but I really hate the media making out that the queen was brave and shit like you know that other people have to go through lose as well and have to go back to work as well

@aliceb609

3 жыл бұрын

I loved the skit about her hiding his car keys

“Is there no one left in Britain left who can make a sandwich?” *next to a picture of Kate Middleton* Classic mail

10:30 That one laugh from the crowd when he mispronounced "left" got me dying XD XD XD Sounds like Gabriel Iglesias XD

@RapidScorpion

Жыл бұрын

LMAO me too, can't stop replaying it

@michaelfinnemore823

6 ай бұрын

U SWIPE LEFT OR RIGT

This man never fails to make me laugh 😂

@STYLIX_

3 жыл бұрын

Congrats on being first. Also very true.

@LukeIdontKnow

3 жыл бұрын

No way

I never liked Russel on Mock the Week, but listening and watching him on his own platform is so good. He addresses mature points of view but also keeps that childlike pisstaking quality which is rare to find. He's a model for modern thinking. Love him.

@lisahenry20

10 ай бұрын

Russell is best on his own turf, I've found he can be hit or miss when bouncing off other people. Other comedians are the opposite, for example Noel Fielding is great bouncing off others but I saw a video of him at Live at the Apollo and wasn't a fan.

And, there goes my diet. Again.

@isahaque5237

3 жыл бұрын

Oh well. Better luck next time

@jessicaburgoyne941

3 жыл бұрын

Why? Because Russell Howard's a snack? 😂

Currently eating my bacon lettuce tomato sandwich 🤣🤣 i tell you these scientists are truly mental 🤣🤣🤣

@gazz3867

3 жыл бұрын

Thank you for your sacrifice.

@firerejack1121

3 жыл бұрын

Are you the real Sam smith

@samsmith8954

3 жыл бұрын

@@firerejack1121 Last time i checked my birth certificate it said so honey .. ps im 36 🥰🤣

@zeusdeimos6845

2 жыл бұрын

Nothing beats a BLT!

Baby Jesus is looking pretty tender and mild...

Even the FIshnChips guy was done with the questions XD

@rodb9492

3 жыл бұрын

Kay Burley is capable of asking the most incredible (I am being tactful) questions. She was interviewing some bloke about an airliner that went down and asked him 'Who was on the plane?' Who would anyone think would be on it? Crew and passengers. Presumably she was hoping for an answer along the lines of Jesus, or Elvis, or Mother Theresa.

@camellialam2870

3 жыл бұрын

@@rodb9492 likely she was asking in case there was something the Daily Mail could use. "Elvis is ALIVE! EXPOSED by Airline Staff"

@rodb9492

3 жыл бұрын

@@camellialam2870 That's why I love Brit humour... clever and dry - as per your response here. :)

Scrumping, have not heard that word for a long time, so many good memories of Scrumping. Children of today do not know what the word means

@decodolly1535

3 жыл бұрын

Children of today do not know that apples grow on trees!

@snowdream2530

3 жыл бұрын

@@decodolly1535 as a "child of today" I would like to defend us but my cousin thinks fish fingers are made of chicken, so I can't speak for everyone

@o.m.b.demolitionenterprise5398

3 жыл бұрын

You sound like someone that he would be doing an impression of.

@amyspiers6359

2 жыл бұрын

Yes. They do. You fossil.

@erinpennington19

Жыл бұрын

It means to nick stuff off trees, knew that since I was like nine, next 😂

Russell Howard's ability to deliver a punch line, then reenact it 2, 3, 4 times until its worn out, dead, and unfunny never ceases to amaze me.

So early I forgot how to make a sandwich

@lollyicebob4601

3 жыл бұрын

Do you put the cheese before or after the plate?

This man never fails to make me laugh. 😁😂😅

Russell is a national treasure.

As someone from a fruit growing region I have to say there is a real problem with organized criminals systematically stealing the most valuable varieties (mostly the ones for destilling). They come at night with a team and harvest whole orchards. So I can feel the pain of those Welsh guys...

Russel is one of the greatest humans alive

@thewitheredsoul8897

3 жыл бұрын

Agreed

@penis12327

3 жыл бұрын

Along with James acaster and joe lycett

@desertfoxxx98

3 жыл бұрын

Not really.

@penis12327

3 жыл бұрын

@@desertfoxxx98 they are

@SVoided

3 жыл бұрын

@@penis12327 YES

"Millenials are killing off the cooked breakfast!" Wow, its almost like you spent a month yelling at them that it caused cancer (I say them, cuz I'm in the gray area between Millenial and Gen Z)

@arthurtheslime9359

3 жыл бұрын

Apparently we're called 'ZIllenials' now.

@xzrachzx

3 жыл бұрын

I do not wish to identify as any generational label

@xzrachzx

3 жыл бұрын

I’m technically millennial but it upsets me to group myself with some of these people. I have a sister 11 years younger so I’ve seen the KZread / kardashian loving in full force and I want no part of this

@DJ-fn9zk

2 жыл бұрын

@@xzrachzx just cause you don’t want to be part of that generation doesn’t stop you from being part of it. I’m gen z but some of the things I’ve seen people in my age group make me face palm. Doesn’t really change me being in gen z tho.

@ABC-is9zp

2 жыл бұрын

Same, also... PRAISE CHAOS!

One of the few original comedians left these days.

Always brilliantly funny is our Russ. 👍👍👍😁😁😁🤣🤣🤣

The Greggs story is hilarious to me. First there was the Charlie Hebdo comic, then there was the Greggs nativity

1:36 even the guy in the back of the news room had enough

“It’s a sausage roll, it’s not Jimmy Savile!” - Russell Howard, 2017

A sausage roll as Jesus would make receiving the body of Christ in communion a lot better.

@mistermack4987

2 жыл бұрын

Those pagans must be stopped with their blood offerings and burning dead bodies...now let's line up to eat the flesh and drink the blood of our savior

0:00 British sandwich 0:52 Chinese fish and chips 2:27 bacon cancer 7:30 Jesus sausage roll 9:30 Australia frog cake 11:05 Scottish cake 12:27 UK Brexit 14:15 weird British 15:27 vegan fear - bacon again

@bilindalaw-morley161

Жыл бұрын

You forgot 10:07 Tinder Fridge Swipe!

The Sausage roll one was the best

"IS THERE NO ONE LEFT IN BRITAIN WHO CAN MAKE A SANDWICH?!" LOL that kills me!!!

@TheTheotherfoot

2 жыл бұрын

I've seen the best sandwich ever. A man leading an elephant with a loaf of bread strapped to each ear. Don't tell me what I can put in my sanbdwiches.

This guy is so funny even over lockdown

Russel has got to be one of the funniest men alive 😂 damn i miss the show

Awesome. Really improved my mood. Thankyou Russell Howard .

4:33 Good God. This is hilarious. "Who do you want to press charges against, your girlfriend or your cat...." "Both of them." Hilarious.

British Humour never fails -Gromit Mug

I'm dying at the rolph harris bit! 😅😅😅💀

"bUt Weeee lOOove bAcOn " LMFAO.

I should not have been watching this video in Ramadan 😭😭

@Dracgonic

3 жыл бұрын

Sucks to suck

@decentlysmartforanidiot8284

3 жыл бұрын

@@Dracgonic come on man thats just disrespectful.

@Delinae

3 жыл бұрын

I've always wondered if people going through Ramadan do mukbang videos at the end of the day

@deborahfreedman333

3 жыл бұрын

Why not? At least you don't have to worry about dying from eating bacon and ham. I've never been so happy to be Jewish.

@mutd789hgmlkrt7

3 жыл бұрын

same bro

That bacon compilation was a thing of beauty.

hes 41 but doesnt look a day over 22

@dutchik5107

2 жыл бұрын

Have you been around 22 year-olds recently

@teaonrainyday888

Жыл бұрын

@@dutchik5107 lol I think they meant to say that he looks younger than 41

Just in from night out (3:30am) - thank you Russel Howard for reminding me to take bacon out of the freezer! Not sure I'll survive tomorrow morning (afternoon, if I'm honest) without a bacon and egg sandwich! 😂😭 (Questioning life choices)

Best comedy since the Pythons!! Brilliant!

The guys pressing charges against his girlfriend and cat screams Yorkshire 🤣

Starts really dramatic, then he just stands up like nothing happened🤣🤣🤣🤣

Ok, no joke, while I get Russel does this for comedy, the part about the apples and plums being stolen is hardly a joke because, for these farmers who produce these fruits, they are having their produce stolen, the same product which they sell on markets to make a living. It's basically the equivalent of a mechanic having his tools stolen, or a work office having their computers taken.

@davidmcgregor7796

Жыл бұрын

But it’s ridiculous though who would want to steal fruit

@tree427

Жыл бұрын

i will steal the fruit again

One of Britains most finest intelligent and funny Great laffing man 👍🏻

To be fair, the food hoarder lady was sort of right, just look at all the shortages. :D

As usual great piece.

This is y he is the best English comedian

Shall we harvest the earth's minerals? No, let's go scrumping 😂😂

That's too much bacon! (said nobody ever)

That glorious intro is why I am now subscribed mate! 🤣🤣❤️❤️ love from France 🇫🇷.

Always makes me feel better, Russell does

Myrrh is gum-resin from small thorny trees species called commiphora it was used as perfume, incense and meds

PMSL , omg Russell cracks me up lol

I feel like so much of the kids T.V I watched would now be classed as grooming. Not sure if they're childhood memories or troubling flashbacks.

Russel will make you smile even while reading the script of Schindler's list.

Hey russ do that really funny voice of the queen that you do i never get tired of it. You are the funniest comedian in the world.

13:32 This had me laughing loud 😆

No crisp on the edge 😂😂our little lord Jesus 🤣🤣🤣

Never fails to cheer me up, thanks man.

5:08 - fcuking great response lad!!!! Both of them!!

I'm Welsh and....That was the funniest thing I have ever heard

the bacon part made me think of the eggs, bacon, chips. SAUSAGE clips that slowly spiral out of control 🤣

What a way to start the video😂😂

Bacon is like eating slices of an angel, taste divine but you somehow feel bad for it..

@chuckybang

2 жыл бұрын

Never tried angel meat. Where can I get some?

@JamifyYT

Жыл бұрын

@@chuckybang speak to Robbie Williams

Considering the prices of bloody everything now, not to mention all the mess we went through with COVID, that lady who stored up food, looks smart AF now.

This is amazing 😅😂😂😂😂😂😂

Russell howard is the best chef ever!

Absolutely brilliant 👍

The teacake was obviously inspired by Tom Scott's garlic bread launch into space video lol

Space Tea Cake… why do I love that so much? 😆 11:56

" is boris jonson my dad" matpat runs in with punnet squares

I thought you will also cover the story of the dangerous lagun from Poland xD it went viral about a week back.

I love this man so much

It was Ryuk stealing the apples

Love these uploads ❤️

this is what we call “Comedy Gold”

Am a teacake no a tree cake 😂😂 class

“Both of them” 😂😂😂

Nobody in Britain can make a sandwich, No shop in Britain can make a sandwich without Mayo

@ellensilvers7317

8 ай бұрын

I've seen plenty without mayo unless you are confusing butter with mayo lol

Snooker ball in the middle of it 🤣🤣🤣

Susej rolls 🤣🤣

In New England, U.S our version of the fryer breakfast is a little different, our baked beans are heavier on the molasses and aren't as popular. I don't think I've ever seen it offered with tomatoes or mushrooms either unless it's in an omlette.

@the_once-and-future_king.

2 жыл бұрын

Proper British baked beans in tomato sauce is the way to go.

I love the sausage manger, genius.

Omg brilliant!

I love the sandwiches. I think the cat was the funniest.

People making fun of food crop theft don't understand how much food crop theft hurts a farmer or how much that food costs. Someone stole a million dollars worth of almonds.

When you know that the show has a budget increase so it can do more dramatic shots for Comedy and drama.