Only British People Do This | Michael McIntyre Stand Up Comedy

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Watch Michael's stand up comedy special Showman, streaming now on Netflix!
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Website: www.michaelmcintyre.co.uk/
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  • @alexanderhamilton3354
    @alexanderhamilton33543 жыл бұрын

    When michael walks without shoes he looks like a toddler in a business suit

  • @corrinemills

    @corrinemills

    3 жыл бұрын

    Why do you write like your running out of time.

  • @alexanderhamilton3354

    @alexanderhamilton3354

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@corrinemills bcause then i can fight day and night like i am running out of time

  • @WillKing03

    @WillKing03

    3 жыл бұрын

    Alexander Hamilton I swear, everyday you write like you’re running out of time

  • @karlsanderson8127

    @karlsanderson8127

    3 жыл бұрын

    Haha boss baby

  • @princenom4184

    @princenom4184

    3 жыл бұрын

    Boss baby

  • @araisikewai
    @araisikewai3 жыл бұрын

    Michael doesn't need gym. His single night of stand up would amount to half marathon for everyone else.

  • @ED-yj6de

    @ED-yj6de

    3 жыл бұрын

    😂😅🤣

  • @tobiaspotter325

    @tobiaspotter325

    3 жыл бұрын

    I love this your Genius

  • @iamcork103

    @iamcork103

    3 жыл бұрын

    well i mean he is getting millions each year so you know

  • @aimeeontheharp

    @aimeeontheharp

    3 жыл бұрын

    Yeah, he doesn’t do "stand up comedy"; he does "walk around comedy".

  • @chrisgray9979

    @chrisgray9979

    3 жыл бұрын

    A Generic Camel so what does that have to do with him being funny!

  • @Anastasiyax
    @Anastasiyax3 жыл бұрын

    Why is it when he "runs" he looks like some sort of elegant gazelle 🤣

  • @Manic71

    @Manic71

    3 жыл бұрын

    That's pure prancing!

  • @isabellahernandez5010

    @isabellahernandez5010

    3 жыл бұрын

    Ik right

  • @lueezbee9755

    @lueezbee9755

    3 жыл бұрын

    🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🦌

  • @simonegodwin7449

    @simonegodwin7449

    3 жыл бұрын

    A horse doing dressage. One of those spanish ponies

  • @clemmiemayhew456

    @clemmiemayhew456

    3 жыл бұрын

    THAT S WHAT IT IS

  • @MomentphotographyCoUk
    @MomentphotographyCoUk3 жыл бұрын

    5:50 Now that doctor has a great line to tell her friends: "Michael McIntyre once asked me to pull down his trousers."

  • @ghostcityshelton9378

    @ghostcityshelton9378

    3 жыл бұрын

    😨 😆😅😄😃😂😁😀😉

  • @kellynewman4066

    @kellynewman4066

    3 жыл бұрын

    Bwahaha! Freaking brilliant!!!!

  • @sean9177

    @sean9177

    3 жыл бұрын

    And her husband just watched lol

  • @chicalertng

    @chicalertng

    3 жыл бұрын

    Ohhhhh 😀

  • @pingmckenna7078

    @pingmckenna7078

    3 жыл бұрын

    That is funnier than funny. Priceless. But will she brag about it to herbpatients?

  • @safy2909
    @safy29093 жыл бұрын

    I could rewatch his jokes a thousand times and still laugh. He's so funny.

  • @MukyalaKiyingi-Love

    @MukyalaKiyingi-Love

    3 жыл бұрын

    He really is!!

  • @hamstermunchies5558

    @hamstermunchies5558

    3 жыл бұрын

    His sleeping wife bit makes me cry with laughter every time

  • @robbymitchell805

    @robbymitchell805

    2 жыл бұрын

    @@hamstermunchies5558 my personal favourite his wife getting ready to go out. GOLD! 🇦🇺😁

  • @ertanbalkir8670

    @ertanbalkir8670

    2 жыл бұрын

    Hello 💖 baby ❤️

  • @ertanbalkir8670

    @ertanbalkir8670

    2 жыл бұрын

    @@hamstermunchies5558 Hello 💖 baby ❤️

  • @SaffronHorizon
    @SaffronHorizon3 жыл бұрын

    "dont laugh" says the man who's job is to make people laugh

  • @nek_3286

    @nek_3286

    3 жыл бұрын

    Exactly what I was thinking.😅

  • @zacharyradford5552

    @zacharyradford5552

    3 жыл бұрын

    It was part of the joke.

  • @nek_3286

    @nek_3286

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@zacharyradford5552 yup.

  • @TeeBoyd88

    @TeeBoyd88

    3 жыл бұрын

    It's similar to when a friend says, "Don't laugh but....." and then I end up laughing anyway. Every time.

  • @izzyfedeli7214

    @izzyfedeli7214

    3 жыл бұрын

    Zachary Radford really wow I had no idea.....

  • @gypsy8669
    @gypsy86692 жыл бұрын

    He's got such a "little boy charm" about him... yet his stage presence is tremendous.. absolutely love his shows...

  • @James_pookieott
    @James_pookieott8 ай бұрын

    ‘She’s a doctor’ When MICHAEL laughs at a joke you know it’s fucking hilarious

  • @jakeriese4862
    @jakeriese48623 жыл бұрын

    I love his laugh when the Doctor is helping him; he sounds like he's a cheerful bloke and nice bloke. I like that he is having a laugh too; not just everybody else

  • @michelepinsky4948

    @michelepinsky4948

    2 жыл бұрын

    He finds so much humor in everyday life. I love him.

  • @PH_1964

    @PH_1964

    2 жыл бұрын

    I've loved him since before I left for Australia and was so thrilled to see him in Perth in March 2020 and immediately after we went into lockdown. He was absolutely fantastic. Today, 29.04.2022 is the first day without masks and I'm on my way home after seeing David O'Doherty. I cried with laughter at both. Live comedy is the best medicine 🤣😂🤣😂💝

  • @acediaethos4469
    @acediaethos44693 жыл бұрын

    8:03 everytime i watch this, "a non-moving floor option..... which i think we can just call 'floor' now that i think about it" KILLS ME

  • @thil28

    @thil28

    3 жыл бұрын

    Me too! Hahahahaha... I remember the first time I saw this... thinking...non moving floor option, isn’t that just “floor”? Before his remarks 🤣🤣🤣

  • @richfieldkirthan
    @richfieldkirthan3 жыл бұрын

    Unpopular opinion: The spotlight guy deserves a huge tip...

  • @naturalbby1722

    @naturalbby1722

    3 жыл бұрын

    I *STRONGLY* AGREE!! This man is doing a marathon up on that stage!!

  • @wallemo1835

    @wallemo1835

    3 жыл бұрын

    Same here he must get his 10,000 steps every show 😂

  • @Lauren-wc4xc

    @Lauren-wc4xc

    3 жыл бұрын

    YYYYEEESSSSSSSS

  • @sprigmom1

    @sprigmom1

    3 жыл бұрын

    Totally agree!

  • @robrtcase1963

    @robrtcase1963

    3 жыл бұрын

    Or lip!

  • @gardenjoy5223
    @gardenjoy52233 жыл бұрын

    Just some clean fun. Not demeaning, not cursing, not needing sex to make us laugh as a last resort. Just some CLEAN fun. LOVED it! Thank you!

  • @jamesdspaderf2883

    @jamesdspaderf2883

    3 жыл бұрын

    you ears censored the f- bombs? LOL, just kidding ...he's mostly clean

  • @fannypliers3716

    @fannypliers3716

    2 жыл бұрын

    sex is something natural, it’s absolutely ok to joke about it. the way the joke is made actually plays a role though.

  • @markorollo.

    @markorollo.

    2 жыл бұрын

    He does do both in other jokes, but it's not a problem, swearing is just words.

  • @helenwoodason8053

    @helenwoodason8053

    2 жыл бұрын

    What you on about? 😂 7 swear words and a flick of the middle finger in this short clip alone. He still funny.

  • @haley4302

    @haley4302

    2 жыл бұрын

    I agree. My kind of comedy 🥳

  • @MurderBong
    @MurderBong3 жыл бұрын

    SPOTLIGHT GUY'S GETTING A WORKOUT TODAY.

  • @colourfulyt6697

    @colourfulyt6697

    3 жыл бұрын

    Hes probably used to it 😂

  • @lexlouise1413

    @lexlouise1413

    3 жыл бұрын

    So is Micheal it seems 😂

  • @mikenorval6331
    @mikenorval63313 жыл бұрын

    Those aren't calves .. they are full cows.

  • @ellicooper2323

    @ellicooper2323

    3 жыл бұрын

    Hahahaha

  • @Troublenut

    @Troublenut

    3 жыл бұрын

    Sandakan Bandara you haven’t got a lot going on right now, have you mate... LMAO

  • @Troublenut

    @Troublenut

    3 жыл бұрын

    Sandakan Bandara me too mate :) whereabouts are you. And i was only teasing ok ;)

  • @lilyt18

    @lilyt18

    3 жыл бұрын

    Well done 👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽😂

  • @izzyfedeli7214

    @izzyfedeli7214

    3 жыл бұрын

    Sandakan Bandara maybe they just had the same idea it’s not that phenomenal of an idea

  • @qobikwezi656
    @qobikwezi6563 жыл бұрын

    Michael: Why dont you do it? Hubby: She's a doctor. The husband's response shows how painfully English he is, representing you guys well. No thrills, no fluff. I love it.

  • @MightyMouse350
    @MightyMouse3503 ай бұрын

    Nothing better than a comedian who takes the piss out of themselves 😂

  • @jack.cummins
    @jack.cummins3 жыл бұрын

    Bloody love this man's sense of humour. Comedy genius he is. Knows exactly how to tell a joke and then ties it back into his performance later on and it's hilarious

  • @theboss-oj2vo

    @theboss-oj2vo

    3 жыл бұрын

    When he made that doctor joke that's the best comedy imo, like you can't write that backstage you just have to opportunistic and wait for the right moment!

  • @kindakeewee5492

    @kindakeewee5492

    3 жыл бұрын

    U sound like a British builder

  • @jack.cummins

    @jack.cummins

    3 жыл бұрын

    kinda keewee I’m an Aussie in high school

  • @jack.cummins

    @jack.cummins

    3 жыл бұрын

    Peighnis Honourchign yup

  • @kindakeewee5492

    @kindakeewee5492

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@jack.cummins huh cool saame

  • @lolinnitfam9045
    @lolinnitfam90453 жыл бұрын

    Michael McIntyre: lets have rope systems to give people exercise! All companies during lockdown: Ok

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  • @tayouriri7415

    @tayouriri7415

    3 жыл бұрын

    That's what I was going to say Michael was just predicting the future 😁

  • @kateneilson346
    @kateneilson3462 жыл бұрын

    I honestly love him, makes me smile and all warm inside every time. Never liked comedy before him. I'm very disabled bedbound so I'll ever get to see him live, but I thank him for being so bloody wonderful! Funny guy!

  • @acrobaticcripple8176

    @acrobaticcripple8176

    2 жыл бұрын

    Couldn't agree more. A truly unique genius!

  • @ExploreDerbyshire

    @ExploreDerbyshire

    Жыл бұрын

    Hope you can get to see him live one day Miracles can happen ❤️

  • @ellahopkins5541
    @ellahopkins55413 жыл бұрын

    Michael: a comedian, doing a comedy show "Don't laugh"

  • @Friendship1nmillion

    @Friendship1nmillion

    3 жыл бұрын

    That which you're referring to is, should be or could be a {viral} meme. 🦵🤭💂‍♂️👤🛩

  • @swordsword5593
    @swordsword55933 жыл бұрын

    No one is better than Michael in making everyday simple activity into a fun fact. And oh, by the way, his hair is very destinctive too...ehheeh

  • @swordsword5593

    @swordsword5593

    3 жыл бұрын

    @Mai Nyigguh you will never understand it...only some who follow could. So, don't bother yourself

  • @swordsword5593

    @swordsword5593

    3 жыл бұрын

    @Mai Nyigguh does it bother you if I pat my own self...? Am sure you can't and won't do it for me

  • @swordsword5593

    @swordsword5593

    3 жыл бұрын

    @Mai Nyigguh you're not worthy to pat my back though

  • @meriadocbrandybuck9833
    @meriadocbrandybuck98333 жыл бұрын

    😆 This explains why everyone was shocked when I simply stepped over some ropes at Heathrow

  • @harryjesshop6890

    @harryjesshop6890

    3 жыл бұрын

    IS THIS TREASON, SIR?

  • @nullnull7495

    @nullnull7495

    2 жыл бұрын

    Yea, we don't do that here

  • @jessicadavenport2808

    @jessicadavenport2808

    2 жыл бұрын

    🤣🤣🤣🤣👍

  • @chiefjetsonofflare5329

    @chiefjetsonofflare5329

    Жыл бұрын

    If caught by secrity they will loudly yell at you to stop NOW‼ airport rules are not to be tampered with at any TIME ‼it scared the h#ll out of me🇨🇦

  • @billyslaironair8860
    @billyslaironair88603 жыл бұрын

    All British relate to this: Me: "No, no I don't" Michael: "yes you do" Me: "yes, yes I do

  • @bolotabr12
    @bolotabr123 жыл бұрын

    As a Brazilian person I’m laughing my head off 😂

  • @Lilygrenfell2005
    @Lilygrenfell20053 жыл бұрын

    " I walk as if I'm falling" I'm dying with laughter

  • @gj4916
    @gj49163 жыл бұрын

    ....I never noticed, but I walk and run like him. All the pressure at the toes. I never knew I'd need to actually correct it.

  • @ellakatherine6095

    @ellakatherine6095

    3 жыл бұрын

    Same 😂

  • @kyakya111

    @kyakya111

    3 жыл бұрын

    So do I 🤣

  • @MCeili

    @MCeili

    3 жыл бұрын

    Me too, and I broke toes because of it.

  • @matthewdawson9364

    @matthewdawson9364

    3 жыл бұрын

    Walking is healthy heel-to-toe. Running has too much impact for that so toe-to-heel is better for running

  • @gawdsuniverse3282

    @gawdsuniverse3282

    3 жыл бұрын

    In the wild world, it is natural to walk on the ball of the foot first, that way the foot can feel the ground or anything lying on it and adjust easily avoiding injury. In the modern world with even pavements and wearing shoes that survival tactic is no longer essential. Walking on the ball of the foot is a passive way to exercise as well as toning calves and buttocks while easing impacts on the spine, as well as keeping a fine sense of balance, everyone should toe-to-heel for the health benefits.

  • @bunnygirl2448
    @bunnygirl24483 жыл бұрын

    Doesn’t Britain have a “Ministry of Silly Walks?” Lol

  • @emmacheese6107

    @emmacheese6107

    3 жыл бұрын

    Yes

  • @mathildacarr8812

    @mathildacarr8812

    3 жыл бұрын

    I'm never gonna stop laughing about how bottom travelled this far

  • @christinaluna713

    @christinaluna713

    3 жыл бұрын

    That exactly where I was thinking he must have gone!

  • @brainsmoran4954

    @brainsmoran4954

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@mathildacarr8812 what has bottom got to do with the ministry of silly walks? Only I associate it with Monty Python and I think they got the idea from the goon's.

  • @mathildacarr8812

    @mathildacarr8812

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@brainsmoran4954 Oh sorry I always get confused I'm not allowed to watch 15s so I dont know which ones which but yes it is Monty python

  • @violetskies14
    @violetskies143 жыл бұрын

    Michael has always been my favourite comedian because he takes every day things and makes them hilarious. He doesn't need to use crude shock humour because he can make me almost wee myself laughing talking about getting a trolley at the shops.

  • @eilidh_2643
    @eilidh_26433 жыл бұрын

    I’m British and I am one of the people who walks through all of the zig zags but when I get to the corners I drift my suit case around the corners😂😂😂

  • @lzeph

    @lzeph

    3 жыл бұрын

    I'll bet you make little 'vroom' or 'swsshh' sound effects as you turn. I do. =-)

  • @Sergeantmajormario

    @Sergeantmajormario

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@lzeph also a Tyre squeal noise during that drift as well

  • @remi2821

    @remi2821

    3 жыл бұрын

    That’s why we do it coz it’s more fun that way also avoids an awkward situation where someone is walking down the whole way and u cut in front of them by going under the ropes

  • @_DatBoi499

    @_DatBoi499

    3 жыл бұрын

    I legit just find a part with fuck all ropes or like just 2 and go underneath it

  • @emmiloub8699
    @emmiloub86993 жыл бұрын

    I love this guy you can relate to everything he talks about

  • @merkerface

    @merkerface

    3 жыл бұрын

    Mai Nyigguh he’s not just talking about walking though is he ya dick, he’s talking about the intricacies of having a walk that’s not biomechanically optimal ;)

  • @jrgboy

    @jrgboy

    3 жыл бұрын

    Sorry but I just can't watch him, the way he walks up & down gets on my nerves and makes me feel giddy..

  • @oliviakarwowska7307
    @oliviakarwowska73073 жыл бұрын

    When he said "welcome to Heathrow, ready, get set, go" I was laughing soooo hard cause I never heard anything more true 😂😂😝😝

  • @landonletterman831
    @landonletterman8313 жыл бұрын

    This man has the calf muscles that they would have given the statue of a Greek god.....

  • @HurremDurrem

    @HurremDurrem

    3 жыл бұрын

    (Shhh let Zeus tell us more jokes)

  • @Angeliqueceramique
    @Angeliqueceramique3 жыл бұрын

    As a runner I can say that is actually a good running pose,lot of runners wished they were natural fore food runners Nobody should run heel to toe like he shows lol 😂

  • @JamesChanUK

    @JamesChanUK

    3 жыл бұрын

    Great knee lift in that running gait!

  • @jamesdspaderf2883

    @jamesdspaderf2883

    3 жыл бұрын

    No, that's quite wrong, for reasons too complex to discuss here.

  • @Angeliqueceramique

    @Angeliqueceramique

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@jamesdspaderf2883 true,the knee lift was wrong bud the feet were a good beginning

  • @ariannasilva4462

    @ariannasilva4462

    3 жыл бұрын

    It's great for speed but will cause damage later on.

  • @MrEmiosk

    @MrEmiosk

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@jamesdspaderf2883 heel to toe bad for the knees and hip, but energy efficent. Toe to heel good for knee ankle and hip for balance speed and power, it is however more wasteful... too complicated to go into my arse.

  • @RedLemonade.
    @RedLemonade.3 жыл бұрын

    he literally spent the first 5 mins without his shoes, now that's commitment

  • @shamanbeartwo3819

    @shamanbeartwo3819

    3 жыл бұрын

    It was like being at a Patti LaBelle concert mixed in with Dancing With the Stars.

  • @aliyahali4299
    @aliyahali42993 жыл бұрын

    As a Canadian, I'm also walking through the airport ropes like the British. LoL

  • @valesth4903

    @valesth4903

    3 жыл бұрын

    I thought it was like, idk, illegal to touch them or something :/

  • @chriswest7639

    @chriswest7639

    3 жыл бұрын

    Me too. I’m Aussie. It must be the commonwealth we all share

  • @rebekahmontesdeoca565

    @rebekahmontesdeoca565

    3 жыл бұрын

    I do that too and I'm American

  • @tonicastel5933

    @tonicastel5933

    Жыл бұрын

    South Africans too. 🤣

  • @chrisgraham2904

    @chrisgraham2904

    Жыл бұрын

    As a Canadian, we say "Excuse me" each time we pass a pylon and "Sorry" if we happen to bump into one.

  • @ellencostner1720
    @ellencostner17203 жыл бұрын

    HOW IS IT POSSIBLE TO BE SO FUNNY JUST WALKING ACROSS A STAGE?? HE IS THE 8TH WONDER OF THE WORLD.....BRILLIANT, NO DOUBT!!! I LOVE HIM❣❣

  • @alibettenson8419
    @alibettenson84193 жыл бұрын

    As a British person, I will also admit to walking around the full zigzag rope systems anywhere they have them 🤣 I cant bring myself to cheat - it just feels too naughty haha!

  • @alibettenson8419

    @alibettenson8419

    3 жыл бұрын

    @Mai Nyigguh I guess you must be looking in the mirror? 😉

  • @tealrose3248

    @tealrose3248

    3 жыл бұрын

    Aussie here. Either hurdling or unhooking the ropes is valid, depending on clothing and luggage. If there's a lot of people around and the rope maze isn't excessive I'll walk it.

  • @joecrouse2503

    @joecrouse2503

    3 жыл бұрын

    Im american and I do that. Im pretty sure everyone does

  • @SGast

    @SGast

    2 жыл бұрын

    I am German and he was pretty spot on. I have so many Germans seen that unhook and then rehook the rope systems. And I have done it too.

  • @adriennedandy4119

    @adriennedandy4119

    2 жыл бұрын

    Canadian and I 100% do the full rope zigzag

  • @lindavogel2710
    @lindavogel27103 жыл бұрын

    It's hard to believe that he had trouble in the beginning of his career finding an audience. He takes everyday life events finds the humor and is bloody helarious. I laugh and relate to a lot. Love from the USA🇺🇸

  • @nasa1985

    @nasa1985

    3 жыл бұрын

    Linda Vogel. Hilarious!

  • @jackiedelvalle

    @jackiedelvalle

    3 жыл бұрын

    Mai: drivel?

  • @caralama08

    @caralama08

    3 жыл бұрын

    Linda Vogel Humour. Hilarious. 👍😉

  • @ertanbalkir8670

    @ertanbalkir8670

    2 жыл бұрын

    Hello 💖 baby ❤️ From London England United Kingdom

  • @ertanbalkir8670

    @ertanbalkir8670

    2 жыл бұрын

    @@caralama08 Hello 💖 baby ❤️

  • @simonebye8789
    @simonebye87893 жыл бұрын

    I love Michael McIntyre he so funny , No one does Humour better than the Brit's.

  • @nevinkasapoglu9466

    @nevinkasapoglu9466

    Жыл бұрын

    British humour is best in the world!

  • @aina2165

    @aina2165

    Жыл бұрын

    Agree, and I am an Norwegian 😁👌

  • @madamemims8370

    @madamemims8370

    Жыл бұрын

    Agree and I am Australian

  • @colettedeegan8861
    @colettedeegan88612 жыл бұрын

    It amazes me how Michael can make story outta everyday situations & he makes it so amusing😂😂😂

  • @lb4965
    @lb49653 жыл бұрын

    He's like a little unicorn when he's running

  • @patrickogutu1310
    @patrickogutu13103 жыл бұрын

    Never seen a big person move so majestically and light on their feet 🤣🤣🤣 What a great man! Great comedy!

  • @lynettesmith1893
    @lynettesmith18932 жыл бұрын

    American comedians should watch this man & learn how to be hilarious without being crude rude & boring, just plain great humor & no smut.

  • @OperaJH

    @OperaJH

    2 жыл бұрын

    You said it! I can’t stand any of the so called talented ones here!

  • @dcmastermindfirst9418

    @dcmastermindfirst9418

    Жыл бұрын

    Americans aren't smart enough to understand and appreciate the depth and philosophy of British humour

  • @jmason7179
    @jmason71793 жыл бұрын

    Why is this so true I've never gone under or over the ropes. I follow the path like the good little britt I am.

  • @secularvalue1114
    @secularvalue11143 жыл бұрын

    He is so very funny. He can humor every single mundane attribute of life.

  • @alexbenavidez4500
    @alexbenavidez45003 жыл бұрын

    Watching this in the middle of the night, and trying not to wake my family wheezing. Holy shit. How on Earth is he making the most mundane things funny? I usually hate physical comedy, but godamnit.

  • @happyhealthydutchie

    @happyhealthydutchie

    3 жыл бұрын

    Watching this in bed at night. My husband asked me 3 times not to laugh out loud in the middle of the night.

  • @tammykuchta5409
    @tammykuchta54093 жыл бұрын

    This is sooo hilarious!!! I LOVED the zig zag rope bit. He ought to include Canadians. We’re a lot like British people with the exception of when the American is passing in front, we’d say “Oops, sorry”. lol Michael is my new favourite to watch!!! Omg my stomach hurts!! 🤣🤣😂😂😀😊🥰🤗❤️🇨🇦

  • @elizabethwalker7864

    @elizabethwalker7864

    8 ай бұрын

    Although Australians are somewhat unconventional they still follow the ropes, but do not queue, just stand around . They still know the order though ❤

  • @moseygosey
    @moseygosey3 жыл бұрын

    5:00 he walks like angry Tom and Jerry XD

  • @Ben-tv6wv
    @Ben-tv6wv3 жыл бұрын

    As a german, i couldn´t stop laughing, because he dexcribed it so accured, that it was a litte embarrassing

  • @pjay3028

    @pjay3028

    3 жыл бұрын

    Wow he made a German laugh, he must be funny!😂🤣😂

  • @rattusnorvegicus4380

    @rattusnorvegicus4380

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@pjay3028 I once shamed a German to the extent he removed his glasses and jumped up & and down on them. That was hilarious to all of us in the Dutch bar that 1981 night. Funniest description I`ve seen on German response to English language humour was by my favourite American-Irish(1/4 German) comedian, the great Bob Newhart, seen here sparing with Johnny Carson kzread.info/dash/bejne/o4l2ldyFpLPJl6w.html. If you like it, you may like to watch this too...kzread.info/dash/bejne/h2h-xMullrDdnNY.html. Those two spark off each other very well. I have a photo from Summer of 1960 with my father(a DJ back then for a while), holding up the vinyl of `The Button-Down Mind of Bob Newhart` . Very funny man.

  • @bylene3155
    @bylene31553 жыл бұрын

    When I did the “American thingy” my British bf was so gutted with my behaviour 😂

  • @goodputin4324

    @goodputin4324

    3 жыл бұрын

    Your bf is British?

  • @jemmaj2919

    @jemmaj2919

    3 жыл бұрын

    I bet he thought u had no class

  • @ravenjade2553

    @ravenjade2553

    3 жыл бұрын

    Ye-haw! My follow Merican!

  • @goodputin4324

    @goodputin4324

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@ravenjade2553 fellow, not follow

  • @chrisaskin6144

    @chrisaskin6144

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@thewriteinpresident Wtf is that rambling bollocks all about?

  • @avalerie4467
    @avalerie4467 Жыл бұрын

    Toe-to-heel is how dancers are taught to walk. Your running is quite graceful, actually ! So nice to just laugh. Thank you, Michael

  • @greatcaj
    @greatcaj2 жыл бұрын

    He is so energetic.I got tired just watching his comedy routine as if I did my exercise. 😂

  • @jemmaj8113
    @jemmaj81133 жыл бұрын

    Him: don’t laugh Me: but you’re a comedian

  • @phillipecook3227

    @phillipecook3227

    3 жыл бұрын

    " They all laughed when I said I wanted to be a comedian ..... they're not laughing now" Bob Monkhouse.

  • @channelzero2252
    @channelzero22523 жыл бұрын

    I've seen this before - In fact, I watched the bit about the airport just about two weeks ago - But this is one comedy routine I'm happy to watch multiple times. It is very enjoyable. :)

  • @triggerfish9967
    @triggerfish99673 жыл бұрын

    I'm convinced that this stand up show is just a cover up for him to exercise.

  • @sneezywheezy1473
    @sneezywheezy14733 жыл бұрын

    I met him and his wife and kids at Paultons one year when I worked there. He was trying to be stay under the radar except with a big green baseball cap and grin on his face it didn't really work. Everyone knew it was him. He is great bringing everyday situations and finding the funny side to them in his comedy.

  • @izzyfedeli7214
    @izzyfedeli72143 жыл бұрын

    His laugh is adorable I love him so much so adorable bless him

  • @lolinnitfam9045
    @lolinnitfam90453 жыл бұрын

    I love how his hair bounces when he laughs

  • @134552Adnan
    @134552Adnan3 жыл бұрын

    Running heel first is unnatural. That's how everyone gets injuries!

  • @donnakerr4997
    @donnakerr49972 жыл бұрын

    I’ve only discovered Michael yesterday and I have been binge watching ever since. I have subscribed to every channel that I could find that showed anything at all about him. He has the knack of making us laugh at every day occurrences . Such a genius!!!

  • @cynthiaedwards3128
    @cynthiaedwards31283 жыл бұрын

    This guy's deserves every dollar/pound whatever he makes. I step over.. to start, I look both ways like I am crossing the street but no sound effects.

  • @lindamolitor9884
    @lindamolitor98843 жыл бұрын

    He could actually be talking about women in our high heels.

  • @markfox1545

    @markfox1545

    3 жыл бұрын

    As opposed to figuratively talking about them, you mean?

  • @Mad9977

    @Mad9977

    3 жыл бұрын

    he actually did that =) it's called when women get ready or smt like that

  • @kookiesensations4798

    @kookiesensations4798

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@Mad9977 oh yeah and he's like it's erotic until you get to the point where the knees are and tights r hard to pull up? 😂😂

  • @Mad9977

    @Mad9977

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@kookiesensations4798 haha yes =D

  • @RoseClimbPaintC

    @RoseClimbPaintC

    3 жыл бұрын

    ::wrinkly-eyed laugh face emoticon:: Heels create all the things he just corrected

  • @lewisdabeast6143
    @lewisdabeast61433 жыл бұрын

    Michael’s run looks like he is recreating a gorgeous gazelle

  • @soundseeker63
    @soundseeker632 жыл бұрын

    His natural run is cute.... like Bambi skipping accross a frozen meadow! His forced run is rather like a chicken. Very funny guy! :-D

  • @helloimarabbit4083
    @helloimarabbit40833 жыл бұрын

    One of the best physical comedians I've ever seen!

  • @Rawtec
    @Rawtec3 жыл бұрын

    Another Michael McIntyre video, thanks for making my day so much better :-)

  • @studiocelestedesign
    @studiocelestedesign Жыл бұрын

    I don’t remember when I’ve ever laughed so hard for 12 minutes straight. Bless, Michael.

  • @RelaxingWalks
    @RelaxingWalks3 жыл бұрын

    ''I'll get you in the tunnel''. So true. 😆

  • @jemmaj2919
    @jemmaj29193 жыл бұрын

    If only he realises 2020 will be the year of the rope system 😂

  • @badninja1971
    @badninja19713 жыл бұрын

    Body builders are all going to start walking like him now. 😂

  • @jacquelinedeigan3913
    @jacquelinedeigan39133 жыл бұрын

    Thankyou Michael I haven't laughed so much in years..I was in tears..bless you..x

  • @charliewilson6475
    @charliewilson64753 жыл бұрын

    I love him, I think Michael is so funny, but I lost it when he couldn't pull his trousers down 😂

  • @thevergemusic9582
    @thevergemusic95823 жыл бұрын

    These videos have gotten me through quarantine!!

  • @taglicherirrsinn5926

    @taglicherirrsinn5926

    3 жыл бұрын

    Oh, yes

  • @taglicherirrsinn5926

    @taglicherirrsinn5926

    3 жыл бұрын

    @Mai Nyigguh 🧐

  • @lizm3276
    @lizm32763 жыл бұрын

    Michael: walks Audience: 😂👏 Awesome!

  • @zenahel-rafih4077
    @zenahel-rafih40772 жыл бұрын

    He is definitely one of the best comics around, no vulgarity just plain fun☺️

  • @dawnashford3307
    @dawnashford33073 жыл бұрын

    Saw this show live after wanting to see him for years. Was brilliant. Love him 😍

  • @gracegadsby2377
    @gracegadsby23773 жыл бұрын

    One of my favourite comedians and this just moved him up a spot

  • @smiley6080
    @smiley60803 жыл бұрын

    As a Norwegian, we walk the zigzag. Because we just don’t feel the need to hurdle the rope and stuff like that. We are just to socially awkward for that kind of thing. Plus personally I am clumsy so I would never attempt that

  • @rijulachakraborty8581

    @rijulachakraborty8581

    3 жыл бұрын

    Yes exactly!!

  • @mlapointej

    @mlapointej

    3 жыл бұрын

    I'm Canadian, we walk around the whole things, just skip the ropes if no one is there

  • @missp5152

    @missp5152

    3 жыл бұрын

    I'm Irish. l used to bob under them + encourage anyone around me to follow 🤣 ⛷️ (Can't even bend ze knees nowadays 🤭)

  • @tarkatheotter6977

    @tarkatheotter6977

    2 жыл бұрын

    @@missp5152 see I’d duck under too if I see someone else do it. I’m easily led and would hope the first one would be the one to get glared at😅

  • @jacquelinem3551
    @jacquelinem355111 ай бұрын

    This man is a tonic cheers me up everyone. Bless him😅😊

  • @Stevie6636
    @Stevie6636 Жыл бұрын

    Born in Scotland live in Australia. You my friend are a bloody legend waiting to take off. Cheers for the good times..🍃🥴🍃

  • @WxB2001
    @WxB20013 жыл бұрын

    The airport bit is so funny 😂😂

  • @brisbanefisho9105
    @brisbanefisho91053 жыл бұрын

    This guy is the meaning of “Comedy Genius”

  • @roseamalee1464

    @roseamalee1464

    3 жыл бұрын

    💯

  • @nasa1985

    @nasa1985

    3 жыл бұрын

    HW. The entire performance is him telling the people a highly exaggerated version of our everyday lives. It really doesn’t take much to get an audience into laugher with such relatable topics... we all have experienced one or more of these things in our lives and 99% of the time we all have the same thoughts and actions to deal with them. The laughter is purely down to the exaggerated story and the relatability to that story. We’ve all made others laugh with our own relatable moments in life. It really is the easiest type of comedy that there is! A comedian who actually creates a show based on genuine jokes and fictional stories is the true genius.

  • @roseamalee1464

    @roseamalee1464

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@nasa1985 it's called comedy for those that actually have a sense of humour clearly u have none I agree with hw!! You must be a hater 😠😡

  • @brisbanefisho9105

    @brisbanefisho9105

    3 жыл бұрын

    NASA 1 you sound like the life of the party 🙄

  • @nasa1985

    @nasa1985

    3 жыл бұрын

    Amalee Lewis. My sense of humour is functioning perfectly.... and I never said that I didn’t laugh at his performance. I just find the use of comedy genius to be wildly exaggerated when deciding his ability with comedy.

  • @idaliakulik
    @idaliakulik3 жыл бұрын

    Michael has successfully managed to fit in a bit of comedy in between his gym sessions.

  • @max-andrewmcmillan4235
    @max-andrewmcmillan42357 ай бұрын

    he is so good, loved it

  • @louiseannatfreeyourspirit
    @louiseannatfreeyourspirit3 жыл бұрын

    My absolute fav comedian.

  • @G254611
    @G2546113 жыл бұрын

    God I love this man. I laugh each time I watch him - even though I have seen it over and over again! Simply brilliant!

  • @Merip1214
    @Merip12147 ай бұрын

    "which i think we can just call floor.... now i think about it" 😂

  • @elisaazzopardi6511
    @elisaazzopardi65113 жыл бұрын

    The camera man is getting a workout just trying to follow him around 🤣😂

  • @izzyfedeli7214
    @izzyfedeli72143 жыл бұрын

    He looks like a gazelle when he runs 😂😂😂

  • @domprice9512
    @domprice95123 жыл бұрын

    I always forget how fast British comedy is. Lol 😂 this guy is hilarious 😂 and I’m so glad I can relate so much 🤣

  • @NSResponder
    @NSResponder2 жыл бұрын

    Funniest bit on walking since Monty Python's Ministry of Silly Walks.

  • @cyberjack
    @cyberjack3 жыл бұрын

    He possibly the campest straight man ever lol

  • @achristfollowingturnbullma8237

    @achristfollowingturnbullma8237

    3 жыл бұрын

    After David walliems haha

  • @cyberjack

    @cyberjack

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@achristfollowingturnbullma8237 obviously lol

  • @CANDYANGEL200823

    @CANDYANGEL200823

    3 жыл бұрын

    Na that’s David Walliams

  • @lau3843

    @lau3843

    3 жыл бұрын

    CANDYANGEL200823 but david? is he straight?

  • @cyberjack

    @cyberjack

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@lau3843 dont think so ...

  • @1970brenz
    @1970brenz3 жыл бұрын

    You should listen to his audiobook, which he reads out himself - it's so good! The whole thing about his life was interesting and quite vulnerable. I appreciated that it's not easy to do an audiobook and sound engaging!! 😀💖 He did though.

  • @jianhuimo133
    @jianhuimo1333 жыл бұрын

    Ahhhh back in the days when it was funny to have rope systems outside shopping centres

  • @plantbasedwell-being3309
    @plantbasedwell-being33093 жыл бұрын

    Love Michael McIntyre cracks me up every time. 💖

  • @thesoupnazi2628
    @thesoupnazi26283 жыл бұрын

    All charm and calves. Love this man!

  • @thatloganr4819
    @thatloganr48193 жыл бұрын

    His Walking is one of his personalities supposedly 😂

  • @karenconnor6682
    @karenconnor66823 жыл бұрын

    He makes me laugh and right now that is something we could all do with 🤣🤣🤣

  • @anaschulz8084
    @anaschulz80843 жыл бұрын

    Absolutely love this man!

  • @howtorelax6905
    @howtorelax6905 Жыл бұрын

    he so humble he interacts with the audience love him xxx

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