Here's a joke my dad told me about Boris Johnson A newly dead man arrives at the gates to heaven and is shown through by an angel. While walking, the man sees a load of clocks on a wall. He asks what they are. The angel goes "they are the clocks of lies. Every lie a person tells, their clock ticks once." The man looked at the clocks, seeing one didn't tick. "Who's is that?" He asked. "That's Mother Teresa's clock, she never lied." The angel responded. The man looks at other clocks and asks "Where's Boris Johnson's? I can't see it anywhere." The angel grins and says, "Oh it's in the main room, God is using it as a ceiling fan."

@carolinel.7804

2 жыл бұрын

Really fucking good.

@tornado_1348

2 жыл бұрын

hey to be fair Even gods gotta save energy

@vickibrown8490

2 жыл бұрын

Could insert any politician’s name, & it’d still work!

@ifyoureadthisyoudi

2 жыл бұрын

Other than implying Mother Theresa wasn't a liar, great joke

@jtmsmilejtm

2 жыл бұрын

You made my day man 😂

"We could feed some of the human beings to the animals" is probably he only thing Boris has ever said that I agree with

@gingerguinea-pigfromoneoft6394

Жыл бұрын

i nominate the tory party membership

@Weirdisjustabrownandyellowword

Жыл бұрын

They can eat him first

@mattaungst8154

11 ай бұрын

This is unfortunately the competent party of the UK what's the alternative communism aka the Labor party ya no. Essentially if I use the USA parties as equivalent the Toris are the Democratic party and Labor doesn't have an equivalent party in the USA because they are completely nuts. The closest I can come to for them is Bernie Sanders and AOC so ya essentially the UK is fucked 🤷

@GBfanatic15

7 ай бұрын

there's a few people I would happily nominate XD

Australia is actually developing a seaweed based cow food to prevent them from farting

@SevCaswell

2 жыл бұрын

And thre are ancient farming practices that also reduce the amount of gas cows produce, which involves feeding them somethign called biochar.

@danwic

2 жыл бұрын

There are also grains available that discourage the methane in cow emissions, but they're quite expensive.

@fredsalem4470

2 жыл бұрын

@@igagri4817 you’re kidding, right? It’s a comment, not a fuss, and personally I think it’s interesting that scientists in south Australia are creating this initiative, along with repopulating fish and repairing oyster reefs

@wayneegan7356

2 жыл бұрын

Australia also sends all its rubbish to China for recycling, also its coal ,oil and a majority of other pollutants to be processed.

His Queen impression is my favorite ever

@myarmsrgone

2 ай бұрын

It's iconic

When it showed the “eco sexual” I legit thought he was doing a skit, nearly choked when I realised it was real 🤣🤣🤣

@johnmccann5104

2 жыл бұрын

I nearly choked listening to that idiot Johnson at the start.......is he really from this world 😜😜😜

@annlonsdale9396

2 жыл бұрын

😅😅😅😅

@sdfilmproductions4193

Жыл бұрын

As an eco-sexual that want to save planets....Does that include Uranus?🪐🌍😳

My brain: "ayy mate what are you doing to that toaster mate "

Russell seriously, start a Honest News show stream nightly on YT or wherever. I would love to get honesty and a fucking laugh. lol

@checktheskies5040

2 жыл бұрын

Yeah seriously right. It would be refreshing after being lied to constantly, we need comedy more then ever.

@stormsurge6765

2 жыл бұрын

Labour man no thanks he's a moron Russell. Was good 10 years ago or however he was on but his sell by date is long gone

@chadjmoore

2 жыл бұрын

I would love to be your Canadian Foreign Correspondent. LOL.

@krashd

2 жыл бұрын

@@checktheskies5040 How would being lied to constantly be refreshing?

@checktheskies5040

2 жыл бұрын

@@krashd its not its sickening. I wrote it wrong.

This man makes everyday better.

@HikariTsunami

2 жыл бұрын

Have you seen him live???

@Thawhid

2 жыл бұрын

@@HikariTsunami no

@seasider85

2 жыл бұрын

@@HikariTsunami he’s so much funnier live 👍 loved it in Manchester a few years ago

@junkmonkey4596

2 жыл бұрын

You need help

@HikariTsunami

2 жыл бұрын

@@seasider85 Was that for his tour dvd???

Yeah I never really understood why there is so much hate with greta thunberg.. both on them media and social media, she's just a kid that wants to raise awareness and make the world a better place. Don't we need more people like her?

@slonmish

Жыл бұрын

I, for one, never understood why she was presented as someone terribly original or important. she is just another poster kid for the cause, it’s not like she can change anything

@alexanderlyons7793

Жыл бұрын

People just don't like those who are actively trying to improve themselves or the enviroment around them, it makes other people feel bad about themselves for not doing the same

@philpants44

Жыл бұрын

@@alexanderlyons7793 or not.. M

@herbalty754

Жыл бұрын

She and the world need to look at how hot our planet has been in the past. Global warming is a process that happens with or without us. When the world is warm, we progress. When it’s cold, we don’t.. simple

@karenlloyd945

Жыл бұрын

@@herbalty754 yes the earth has had periods of warming, what the problem is that we humans have pushed that natural process to far & too fast. Weather patterns are changing, we have more severe weather now & if we don't do something now it will get even worse

His impression about Liz watching squidgame had me crying with laughter 🤣

"Well you can't grow concrete..." "Yeah you can.." XD it's so funny that our species is this stupid and we're all gonna die because of it.

I remember watching this legend religiously in primary school with the TV volume on lowwwww🤣🤣mum was lurking 20 yrs old now and I’m still crying in laughter

Dude, the moon landing speech at the end! Inspired! Comedy gold😎

Gods but I love the English use of vulgar language. Pure fucking art.

@fairyprincess911

2 жыл бұрын

And I will be dropping more f bombs for listening😹😹😹

@skwervin1

2 жыл бұрын

And people complain about Australian's who swear!

@dismalfist

2 жыл бұрын

Fuckarse. (Sent from the UK with love.☺)

@haylene7521

2 ай бұрын

​@@skwervin1well we aussies are the mongrels of england

Feeding people to animals is an idea I can get onboard with. I mean, assuming I'm not one of them of course.

@dismalfist

2 жыл бұрын

Can Priti Patel be one? Can I feed her to a ferret please?

@LOTPOR0402

2 жыл бұрын

There are lots of humans that are a waste of oxygen ,so feed them to animals .After all we eat them

@davel9514

2 жыл бұрын

@Top Lobster Save a cow, eat a vegetarian

@amanofmanyparts9120

2 жыл бұрын

Forget the animals: I want my rapidly cooling corpse to be donated to forensic science so they can watch how it breaks down under natural conditions. Then the skeleton can be given to an hospital as a teaching aid.

@4Everlast

2 жыл бұрын

Ain't we got enough of politicians to feed them with? Pedo's? Priests, royalty, Bidens, Trumps, Putins...

Y’all have a gem there in the UK. This guy is hilarious! Don’t know how this got recommended to me, but glad it was!!

Absolutely bloody hilarious as usual. He puts images in my head that I have to try and get rid off.

I love it when Russell makes himself laugh!

All this week I've been planting my concrete seeds, I can't wait for my concrete to be ready for harvest, then we will see who is the stupid one ;p

@karenlloyd945

Жыл бұрын

🤣🤣🤣 thanks for the laugh

Russell Howard should do a news show

Russell, you are an absolute hoot! and I just LOVE to hear you share the news! Pandemic comes to an end i'm heading to see you live!!

@eastonvonschist2283

2 жыл бұрын

It has already ended!

@mallow173

2 жыл бұрын

@@eastonvonschist2283 Maybe where you are...not far off here.

@davel9514

2 жыл бұрын

@@mallow173 Still quite a way off from where I am 😒

@mallow173

2 жыл бұрын

@@davel9514 I hear ya..our government (provincial) is dropping every precaution on the 14th at midnight, so we shall see!

@feeaghu7o880

2 жыл бұрын

LOL - the pandemic just started...and you fuckers just made it worse with your mRNA injections since they mean selection pressure for the virus...which will lead to more aggressive and resistant mutations. Hell just started.

Russel Howard, God... f'ing legend

@Russell Howard, Hi Russell, I really enjoy watching your videos. I have severe chronic lower back and neck pain. Most nights I can't sleep because of my chronic pain. I binge watch your videos when I can't sleep. Watching your videos helps me forget about my chronic pain. Thank you for making your videos.

@Azira_Amane

2 жыл бұрын

As someone who also lives with chronic pain (lower back and right SI joint), I feel this. Hope and support to you!

@bilindalaw-morley161

Жыл бұрын

As someone else with chronic pain, some in my back, I know what you mean. It's You Tube content like this that keeps my sane some days. Sometimes humour is the best pain relief!

@terimorris6394

Жыл бұрын

@@Azira_Amane that’s my problem too Right SI joint which causes lower back pain that radiates down my buttocks and legs. Humor on KZread distracts me from thinking about the pain. All the best for you Tia!

@kimgrattage6049

Жыл бұрын

The late Quuen picking up naked streaked Harry from American football game. Go go go? Lol 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🥴

@kimgrattage6049

Жыл бұрын

I'm watching him do gymnastics with a ball and a be y of beautiful ladies

This channel cares so much about the environment they keep recycling content. Also I kid, I would watch these videos a hundred times and still enjoy them.

'Ya cant grow concrete' 'Yes you can' Lol. Come through to my backyard, just planted this concrete plant

@SpideyVids

2 жыл бұрын

And Mike Graham has the unmitigated gall to have a segment on his show called Plank of the Week... he needs to nominate himself for that accolade.

@thomasodell9328

2 жыл бұрын

I don't know which is funnier, the sheer stupidity of that statement or the dumbfounded expression on the protestor's face hearing it...

@dismalfist

2 жыл бұрын

Mate how did you get it to sprout? Planted a bag of cement the other week and it's not even made roots.

@Dezis45

2 жыл бұрын

@@dismalfist Mate no worries, its probably the foundation for the concrete. Have ya made sure its hard and stable? Because otherwise it wont spread its roots.

The problem with climate change deniers is that you can't reason somebody out of something they didn't reason themselves into.

@eastonvonschist2283

2 жыл бұрын

No one denies climate changes they just deny it is a crisis which it isn't.

@Deontjie

2 жыл бұрын

Climate change deniers (like me) says do not make emotional decisions. Let the experts decide.

@oldineamiller9007

2 жыл бұрын

The problem with climate alarmists is their bad habit to parrot hearsay without back checking if it's the truth. Like for example calling the sceptics climate change deniers, despite we always tell you the earth's climate changes since the earth exists. It turns out the alarmists themself are the deniers. They deny all the climate changes which happened before the 20th century.

@Deontjie

2 жыл бұрын

@@oldineamiller9007 So what you are saying the previous ice ages and the subsequent warming was not our fault? I need time to let that sink in. It is not easy to understand.

@oldineamiller9007

2 жыл бұрын

@@Deontjie Yes, easy to understand for most of us, not easy to understand for the alarmists. Hence the overly simplfied narrative for these dumbasses specially tailored for their simple minds by the IPCC: "Add a tiny amount of CO2 to the air, then it will suddenly get fucking hot and we all have to die".

I cant believe he didnt take the opportunity to question boris adressing himself as speaker of english.

@purplesky001

2 жыл бұрын

That's exactly what I was expecting. Boris doesn't so much 'speak English'as randomly move his mouth and make noise.

5:20 I live on a boat on a canal in Yorkshire which connects to a tidal river, some of the stuff I have seen is disgusting, the canal water itself has changed so much in a bad way in just the last 5 years........

@krashd

2 жыл бұрын

Can't you sue the government for getting shite all over the underside of your boat?

@KarrierBag

2 жыл бұрын

@@krashd I wish I could I really do.

I'm from the States and it's 2022 and I'm just now finding out about this guy! Russell Howard is a fn genius! Love his take on everything! I'm learning all sorts of English phrases too! Didn't know "taking a piss" could mean more than taking a piss!

@lsdiesel8025

Жыл бұрын

It's 'taking the piss'

@Jasel71

Жыл бұрын

@@lsdiesel8025 thanks! Nothing worse than trying to sprinkle some new lingo into your vocabulary and completely say it wrong. You'll look like a complete Boris/Trump! Jk, only taking the piss!

I absolutely cannot get enough of you!

That video ended faster than 22 minutes! Never enough! 😂

Boris has to be a prime example of the Turing test gone rouge

@African.empress

7 ай бұрын

What brand of rouge?

Boris is brilliant, so many zero Fks given in the politest way possible.

the song for boris makes me a proud glaswegian

Love your episodes Russell!!

"We have to encourage cows to stop burping" surely he's taking the piss 😆

5:59 - DO flush: Sh*t, p*ss, other things that come out of your body, and _actual_ toilet paper. Period(s). DON'T flush: Wipes (even so-called flushables**), tampons, pads/sanitary towels, medication.... **So-called "flushable" wipes can still cause problems anywhere from your local sanitation processing site to _your own bathroom's pipes,_ as I found out expensively when my caregiver (I'm bed-bound and not in a good way) had been flushing them in my bathroom, which in Seattle Housing Authority's old pipes made my shower drain _epically_ slowly. THAT was an awkward conversation that started out, "You know the environment? Shouldn't people do something about it? Well, let's start with my pipes..." But I've encountered this earlier in life when a girl was embarrassed at school because her sanitary pad wouldn't flush and her stall almost overflowed the entire bathroom. This...this flushing etiquette should be part of health class! Even for the boys, as wipes are used by all sooner or later! For our pipes - for our waterways - FOR OURSELVES! (And not to mention the valiant folks who actually work with sewage treatment....)

Young people: They might not listen to us but... Me, a 30 year old: They’ve not started listening to us yet 😂

@carajay1851

2 жыл бұрын

Lols PREACH 😂

@rosehill9537

2 жыл бұрын

Sad truth.

I admire her Majesty immensely and deeply respect her. I also revere Diana and miss her so. "How wonderful life was, when you were in the world."

His mum & I obviously have the same thought whilst watching Luther 🤣🤣🤣

Whenever Johnson talks it's exactly like he doesn't really know what he's going to say even as he says it.

Absolutely Brilliant never laugh so much in my life.

Re: cows burping, an aussie has developed a seaweed extract a year or 3 ago that can be added to cow feed that solves the problem, and is economically viable and environmentally friendly. Basically the problem has been solved, for a politician to continue to carry on about the issue is both wrong and incompetent.

@danielwhyatt3278

2 жыл бұрын

No that would be a really good idea. Of course the only problem possible with that is that, if we can’t harvest enough of it to lower the gas emissions, we might have to start farming it, and we all know that humanity, mass farming and the sea do not mix very well. We could very easily go overboard with it. Pun not intended. Eventually we could be scraping the seabed for seaweed damaging it in the process just for the excuse of cutting gas levels coming from cowls. We are humans. We all know we would be willing to make that stupid mistake.

@cancerino666

Жыл бұрын

Cow farts is only a small part of the problem with cows. But yes, reducing their farts through regulation of their feeds should be done ASAP.

@benjipoth

Жыл бұрын

Yeah but eating meat isn’t just an environmental issue, it’s also an ethical one. Not to mention the amount of land, water and food we use to breed animals has got to be damaging for the environment too don’t forget about that.

@hardrider5905

Жыл бұрын

@@benjipoth The ethics involved here are for the individual to decide upon, not some self appointed governing body dictating what is good for the rest of us.

@lorenzoblum868

Жыл бұрын

Stinkier than cow fart, the elephant in the room's fart aka the military industrial complex.

not sure boris was being so honest when he said he was a native english speaker.

We could all buy second hand books and things from charity shops. Donate to charity and get the things you want and need at a cheaper price

At about 19:15 I could have sworn I heard Jimmy Carr laughing

@blacktomcassidy2386

2 жыл бұрын

Holy hell you’re right!

@davidbrown8546

2 жыл бұрын

Came here to say the same thing

Australia is about to get a new government so hopefully we will be off that awful list soon 😭

@janekay4147

2 жыл бұрын

Lol are we..I'm not so sure about that.. But if I was voted in.. id sack every last polly and start from scratch..

@axeman2638

2 жыл бұрын

man is not a significant contributor to co2 in the air, the vast majority comes from natural sources. co2 has no significant effect on the climate, the greenhouse effect is due almost entirely to water. the planet is not warming and despite 50 years of doomsayers telling us the sky is falling none of it has happened. there is no climate crisis, it's just another power grab by corporate interests.

@clinton8421

2 жыл бұрын

@@axeman2638 But droughts are getting dryer, storms are getting stronger, and fires are becoming more severe. Beaches around the world are shrinking at a rate that can be observed. Coral reefs are being bleached white due to warming oceanic temperatures. The ocean itself is becoming more acidic due to higher concentrations of carbonic acid (the product of carbon dioxide and water). Permanent snow is receding, ice caps are melting, and glaciers are breaking apart. Crops around the world are dying, causing famines. Deserts are growing larger. Climate change isn’t just a matter of rising global temperatures. It’s the increase in severity of natural disasters and the altering of stable regional climates at a rate that the natural world can’t adapt to. It is one of the greatest challenges our society has faced. We are already seeing climate refugees (the Maldives will literally cease to exist). Climate change is a natural process that occurs over hundreds of millions of years, but human induced climate change occurs over mere decades. And, if nothing is done to stop it, I and many other young people will inherit a world where I, as an Australian, will become a climate refugee when the once farmable soil turns into sand as my house either burns down in an apocalyptic bushfire or swept away by a biblical flood. But hey, who needs to save the planet when we can just continue to consume fossil fuels and products produced through cheap, unsustainable practices the way corporations actually want us too.

@axeman2638

2 жыл бұрын

@@clinton8421 Absolute rubbish, the ocean is not rising, beaches are not disappearing, the coral is just fine, natural disasters are down, you have been lied to, turn off your television.

@axeman2638

2 жыл бұрын

@@clinton8421 Hotter water cannot hold more CO2, open a hot can of soda and see how long the CO2 stays dissolved, that you can swallow such nonsense shows you have a profound lack of scientific understanding.

It’s a shame Russell isn’t Australian. He would make mincemeat out of Schmo Dutton and Barnaby

@rosehill9537

2 жыл бұрын

100% would love to watch him rip into those 3

@jameswhitbread574

2 жыл бұрын

Doesn’t need to be Australian to do that

@jam-trousers

2 жыл бұрын

@@jameswhitbread574 true but he might not even know who most of them are let alone the political landscape here.

@bilindalaw-morley161

Жыл бұрын

Aussie here...ScoMo would have been a gift to him...I don't even remember our current PM's name...that's what a nobody he is!

@bilindalaw-morley161

Жыл бұрын

@@jam-trousers Well, in fairness, can we Aussies tell the difference?

Is it just me or is every single "new" clip just a new compilation of old clips? I could've sworn I've seen this all multiple times before.

@silverbrumbyfan

2 жыл бұрын

I mean you did because this is all stuff that was shown on his show on Sky, that you would have to pay for, so instead of getting full episodes you get small clips and compilations

@NobbsAndVagene

2 жыл бұрын

@@silverbrumbyfan No, I mean on KZread. Every other upload is just a new compilation of the same old clips. They were fun the first time, but at this point it's like they think we have Alzheimer's or something.

@silverbrumbyfan

2 жыл бұрын

@@NobbsAndVagene You do know that Russ isn't actually producing more episodes at the moment, there is no more new content to show And his compilations aren't random, they often relate to something thats happened recently like Prince Andrew, school shootings, new covid restrictions, boris being boris etc

@NobbsAndVagene

2 жыл бұрын

@@silverbrumbyfan That's fine, but there's just been so many of them in such a short period with the same clips shown over and over. I'd prefer less content than having it repeated ad nauseam. That's what TV does and that's why I don't watch it - well, that and the constant commercials - I'd already be paying for the channels, and then they wanna sell me some kind of lotion or get me hooked on gambling every 15 mins? Yeah, I may be an idiot, sirs, but if there's one thing I'm not, then that's an idiot. Pass.

@jamien134

2 жыл бұрын

@@NobbsAndVagene you really need to get your head around the KZread recommendation system and its marketing algorithms. You are inadvertently choosing all of the content that you are viewing, silly :D

That foghorn noise took me out 🤣🤣🤣

That homegrown Brexit concrete...

Jokes on all of you because in 1 month I’m going to have my concrete harvest and make a mint

Is it just me that thought that when Russell was doing the helicopter, that he was the little rotor at the back. 🤣🤣

Yes can't wait... He's hilarious 😂

The main reason why some countries are wanting to delays the switch to sustainable energy is big fossil fuels companies are 'persuading' (bribing) politicians to help them.

I really cant stress this enough, we need you (the world) to crack us (Australia) over the knuckles. Mining has some massive sway over our government and we keep saying to the world that we give a shit, then just keep on pushing coal.

@rosehill9537

2 жыл бұрын

100%.

@JT-93

2 жыл бұрын

Can concur Our wanker of a PM, while Treasurer, waved a lump of coal around parliament as a taunt to the opposition party

comedy gold! 😂

4:09 totally thought he dropped the "n-bomb" instead of Meerkat. 🤣💀

I legit thought the car running on wine was a joke for "The Windsors". Nope, just Chuck.

@Glenn-F-Rice

4 ай бұрын

I it for real. Ive seen a couple of videos

Solving cow flatulence has been a key component of the fight against global warming since the 80s. It sounded just as ridiculous to me as a 6th grader in 1986 as it does now.

funny how the older generation, which has been polluting like this for years, refuses to stop polluting like this.. almost as if they are the root demographic these issues stemmed from.. but hey, lets blame the youths again..

@oldineamiller9007

2 жыл бұрын

We all know the climate lie is all about CO2. But CO2 is an invisible, tasteless, odorless gas, which is non toxic. It is nowhere near a pollutant and it is absolutely indispensable for the plant growth. Further there is absolutely no broadly scientifically accepted evidence for it beeing the driver for any changes in the climate or the earth's temperatures.

@clinton8421

2 жыл бұрын

@@oldineamiller9007 It’s not about carbon dioxide being dangerously toxic or physically observable, it’s about how pollution and industry has resulted in much more carbon dioxide (and don’t get me wrong, other gases like water vapour and methane) being in the atmosphere. These greenhouse gases are naturally present in the atmosphere and are the reason that life on Earth exists, as they trap the sun’s heat. But, because there’s too much gas, too much heat is being trapped.

@oldineamiller9007

2 жыл бұрын

@@clinton8421 It's a lie and man made CO2 does absolutely nothing to the climate.

@oldineamiller9007

2 жыл бұрын

@Top Lobster That's the usual alarmist blah-blah. Nothing to take serious at all.

@erebusvonmori8050

2 жыл бұрын

@@oldineamiller9007 You got anything to back up that claim? Anything at all?

He's 41? And that's what he looks like? Goodness, put him in a museum, he's a rarity.

I just love watching you from the USA!

41?! Jesus Russ you age like fine wine

We laugh but we are paying for all this nonsense dreamed up by politicians

You can reduce the methane cows emit by feeding them seafood in their meals. We could also just reduce the population of cows on the planet, by reducing the amount of meat and dairy products we eat It is quite funny the way Boris puts it, though. Also shows he isn't taking climate change seriously.

@sphereitis2433

2 жыл бұрын

Cows farting is barely going to bother the planet , it's us that will be responsible if carbon emissions fuck up the planet . When we are gone , the planet will not give a toss . It will spit us out like a bad tasting snack and recover

@barfieldmcduff8774

2 жыл бұрын

@@sphereitis2433 here endeth today's climate sermon for the hard of thinking.

@lilyeves892

2 жыл бұрын

@@sphereitis2433 I wonder where we'd rate in turns of mass extinction events, if it happens it'll be the 7th one I think

@alfredroberthogan5426

6 ай бұрын

Much easier, simpler, and effective: end animal ag/fishing and make this a vegan world PDQ.

London is actually turning into Ankh-Morpork.

Brilliant!

Feed cows grass and no gasses...keep feeding them corn and beans and they keep farming....imagine how much gas we would produce if we had 4 stomachs lol

@DS-rt1ed

2 жыл бұрын

This reminds me of something one of a friends grandmothers told me. We were hanging out when she ripped one - loud and long (much like Biden's, I would think). Anyway, I didn't know how to react, so I pretended I didn't hear it. She walked up to me and said, in her very thick German accent: "Ach, mein liebe, ve Germans....ve are a gassy people", to which my friend responded sarcastically, "ja, and it has nothing to do with the fact that we eat brats and cabbage and drink beer all day." 😂

@mackereltabbie

2 жыл бұрын

Actually, feeding them some seaweed and not just grass is better

Boris trying to lead the world in saving the planet without getting tough on China, Russia and all the others who create the biggest emissions and didn’t attend is like trying to tackle a forest fire with a super soaker full of piss.

@jedfra9172

2 жыл бұрын

"Boris trying to lead the world in saving the planet" What by belittling the issue with stupid wisecracks as is evident in the first 30seconds of this video? He personally, like many elites, could not give a toss about climate change. They only care about public image and portraying the perception/deception that they care.

I laughed so much watching this I had tears in my eyes!!!!! Best EVA

He still looks like he is 25! Comedy keeps him looking young .

Boris Johnson is embarrassing. Russell should have included the vroooom vrooooom raaah raaaah video (Johnson's speech on Tesla vs Ferrari at red lights)

After everything that's happened over the past 2 years, I completely forgot about the Doomsday Clock;;;;

@lenkacfk7155

2 жыл бұрын

Hey, with a possible nuclear war ahead, we're probably not going to need it...

@checktheskies5040

2 жыл бұрын

@@lenkacfk7155 we all feel something is ahead,its doom everywhere you look. Menticide is real now.

@lsdiesel8025

Жыл бұрын

Not me. I keep a bottle of champagne in the fridge to enjoy when the missiles go up.

"we have to encourage cows to stop burping????"...🤭🤭🤭

Great observation and very funny 😄

Honestly with meat, you don't even need to completely cut it out. Even if we all lower our meat consumption by like say half, that is still enough to make change.

2:50 queen squid game 4:16 climate change 4:55 UK 11:05 phase down 16:10 Joe farts

i can’t believe he was being serious about the cows. come on, that was so funny - feed people to the fish and get cows to stop burping. OMG. LOL 😂

Love your program Russell when you are a bit low watch russell he makes you laugh I would love to give you a hug lots of love Russell

14:27 "If everyone on the planet gave up meat" ??? Livestock and manure accounts for 5.8% of all CO2 emissions Agriculture, rice crops and crop burning accounts for 8.9% of all CO2 emissions By all means lets discuss CO2 emissions but lets be honest.

Love it... Russell is a gem. Also, not sure why China didn't join the talks, but have to say that China has rapidly done more than the "Western world" when it comes to cleaning their act up. Ridiculous numbers of electric cars on the road, solar power is everywhere (even saw solar powered highway lights 15 years ago), recycled building materials.... Yes, there is a long way to go, but by numbers, the US is actually higher when it comes to polluters per capita.

Haha laughed a ton. Very good.

Thing is Scotland is not dumping raw serewage into rivers as our water is nationalised and therefore ensured they had the where withall to treat sewerage.

@auchayethenoo8249

2 жыл бұрын

Anne, raw sewage is regularly discharged into Scottish rivers, lochs, and the sea. Typically during high rains when there’s a risk of the treatment pools overflowing or sewage backing up into homes. There were a recorded 12,000+ discharges in 2020 alone. Ewww.

He says "China admits more greeenhouse gasses than the entire developed world", but China also has more people than the entire developed world. If you look at per capita emissions, The UK does have about 25% less emissions per capita than China, which is better but that's not great. But the US has over twice the per capita emissions as China

@lsdiesel8025

Жыл бұрын

China 'emits', it admits nothing. lol

@backupplan6058

Жыл бұрын

Not to mention the reason for the high emissions in China and India, manufacturing of western goods and the disposal of western waste. It always seems to be an overlooked point.

@hilarymorris8578

3 ай бұрын

Emits not admits

feed humans to animals he says. boris always finds a way to exclude himself from the losing side doesn't he...

@Calistheknight89

2 жыл бұрын

Used a joke for Depopulation agenda maybe??

This is great

Comedy brilliance! 🌟😊

Years ago, Greenpeace - for raising attention of killing the whales - put a giant plastic whale ... where? in Budapest, Hungary, on the river Danube. I really did not understood this, as the yearly whale consumption in Hungary is exactly 0. Plus the country is not as important, that would be intersting to show on the news in another countries.

So funny 🤣 loved it.

The it's fucking raining kills me

Love your videos I don’t miss it

I can’t believe mps have voted on letting water company’s put raw sewage in our streams and rivers.. company’s shouod be held accountable but the government also shouldn’t be so stupid as to do somethi by like this after TALKING about the environment needing to be changed. I can’t believe It’s not been more well publicised abs I’ve only seen it here

@lsdiesel8025

Жыл бұрын

Meh. I can. As goes America so goes the world, unfortunately.

HOW tf did BoJo become PM?

@Ghengiskhansmum

2 жыл бұрын

UK TV and press...just like they promoted Farage, ukip and brexit for just enough years to get brexit done.

"fuck a hedge!" who got wood now.... Dammit Doris.... trim ya bush

It’s not Australia. It’s conservative Australian’s

Why have i not discvered this channel earlier? It‘s hilarious!

@kris2672

2 жыл бұрын

You have discovered it tho

0:57 I've never seen a soul get sucked out of a person so quickly and clearly as the woman to Boris's left. Her body language shifts into the same basic actions as I do when I'm being told a "cool story" by my 7 year old nephew. "Uh huh, yea.. very interesting, and the dog was brown you say?" except this guy is supposed to be in charge of a major economy. Cheers Lads, that's a drink for me.

"It's fucking raining!" .Yes, I agree that is how it should be presented AND so should PMQ time!

Some honest news for once 🤣🤣