The most British story on the news is how KFC ran out of chicken and the whole country nearly fell apart

@hatsxcx

4 жыл бұрын

Btsarmy 69 we were a broken nation 😂

@johnstrong7138

4 жыл бұрын

There was a poor women who had To go to BURGER KING 😂😂

@imadooddood8803

4 жыл бұрын

Oh poor britain, how did you cope?

@crumblestheclown

4 жыл бұрын

imadooddood We didn’t, we scraped around aimlessly in the ashes of salvation trying to find a speck of humanity in between all of the chaos that clouded our senses and left us alienated.

@crumblestheclown

4 жыл бұрын

imadooddood Thanks for asking

“Fetch the gritter!” “Put some salt down!” “I die”

@CheekyBV

4 жыл бұрын

UNBLOCK ME FROM TWITTER!!!!!

@fajaradi1223

4 жыл бұрын

Do they also hang garlic on the door?

"Men suffer from man-flu, women suffer from men" Best quote I've heard in a while

@cai9101

4 жыл бұрын

too true tho

@DragonRidingHood

4 жыл бұрын

@WIZARD RAPIER man flu is used to describe men who over exaggerate there symptoms when they are sick

@Mgbn78

4 жыл бұрын

Klaus Mateschitz yep. “Man up”

@colonyofrats4193

4 жыл бұрын

Klaus Mateschitz it's not a competition

@badik10

4 жыл бұрын

@@colonyofrats4193 if you weren't so brain dead from all the men hating propaganda you would realize he is saying men have tons of their own issues but you don't hear about them as much bc we don't bitch and complain 24/7

I swear to god, when he said “Nibbles from Glastonbury” my Harry Potter game said “time to feed the Niffler” Russell knows!

@francescascanlan4549

4 жыл бұрын

Max Magee A Hogwarts Story? I love that game!

@Shebeast3

4 жыл бұрын

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

@AngryArab405

4 жыл бұрын

Max Magee lol

@Rain-zh6lb

3 жыл бұрын

Lol, I have that game! What house r u in?

*Roast potatoes are going to kill us*

@ryanharris7891

4 жыл бұрын

I'll still eat them :)

@mollyb2004

4 жыл бұрын

The way I want to go : )

@atlas4598

4 жыл бұрын

PFFFFFFF

@greenarrow219

4 жыл бұрын

Im fine with that

@derpimusmaximus8815

4 жыл бұрын

I shall die as a lived. Full of potatoes and covered in gravy.

Two years on the woman who said Boris is a twat has been proven to be more correct than any person in history

@theirlivesnotours

2 жыл бұрын

More than she ever thought she'd know

Nibbles, Glastonbury 😂😂

@grace-eq5ge

4 жыл бұрын

I read that when he said it

Brexit is like one of those fuckall series that just doesn't end.

@gimmebeans1092

4 жыл бұрын

It's literally the big bang theory but political. Nothing happens and there's little to no change

@romanpomroy7626

4 жыл бұрын

Ya and the actors are SJWs

@lukewhite9237

4 жыл бұрын

So love island basically

@matthewtaylor445

4 жыл бұрын

Basically strictly come dancing

@ataleoftwomeows8086

4 жыл бұрын

@@gimmebeans1092 atleast it has funny jokes. Brexit is just a dead joke.

The only problem with the Viking Gerbil, he didn't die in battle so won't go to Valhalla, unfortunately.

@tomdaly4275

4 жыл бұрын

If I had a gerbil I'd just dump its corpse down the loo

@YT-ps1wt

4 жыл бұрын

Maybe he got killed in battle by a cat. You never know

@jakegrant7663

4 жыл бұрын

@@YT-ps1wt LLMMAOAOOOO

@katywood8593

4 жыл бұрын

Shrek the Mighty haha

@caitlynnhatch9254

4 жыл бұрын

His battle was life, a too short of a life. His weapon was his will to live. Or his teeth.

As a Swede who has been in southern England when it snowed, I confirm everything said in the first clip. ☺️😂

Minus 12 in Britain: "IT'S THE BLOODY APOCOLYPSE! WE'RE ALL GOING TO DIE!" Minus 12 in Canada: "right...where's my beach clothes?"

@zhouhuanyue

4 жыл бұрын

Yeah, more like "minus 12 in england" Us scots dont mind the cold, that's nothing

@MythicSuns

4 жыл бұрын

@@zhouhuanyue fair point

@crashbash8549

4 жыл бұрын

@@zhouhuanyue Oh yeah, that's why schools were closed down throughout the UK, your not special just because your from Scotland

@zhouhuanyue

4 жыл бұрын

@@crashbash8549 who the fuck said I was special? Scots just handle the cold better than the English generally do

@MythicSuns

4 жыл бұрын

@@crashbash8549 *you're

The moments I love most is when he can't keep a straight face and has to stop to laugh at his own jokes

@Mxyzptlksac

3 жыл бұрын

I suspect that’s when he goes off script or he just realized how it sounds outloud.

@feralbluee

2 жыл бұрын

Yup - i love that. and it’s a special grin, too! :} 😋

When it's snowing in Sweden at -18: the trains are running, the planes are running When it snows in England and Wales, we're running.

@joshdavy480

4 жыл бұрын

No we're in bed...

@lenmarfox2947

3 жыл бұрын

That's because our government doesn't bother buying proper snow clearing machines because they don't want to spend money on something that might be used once a year, soo they'd rather let the whole country shut down for the day.

@holdencross5904

3 жыл бұрын

@@lenmarfox2947 while they constantly cut funding to emergency services and legal aid funding and get pay rises each year.

I admire the fact that Brits aren't afraid to speak their mind, they come up with some epic insults (I'm looking at Blackadder in particular), also their comedy is absolute gold

@gabbymusic8484

3 жыл бұрын

Facts I mean it is impressive how we can turn any object into an insult by saying,"you absolute" infrount of it

@joeogle7729

2 жыл бұрын

@@gabbymusic8484 As a Brit, the other great thing is that you can use almost any past tense word to describe someone as drunk. For Instance "He was absolutely badgered" and "He was completely trollied" are some personal favourites

@leonardhpls6

9 ай бұрын

​@@joeogle7729he was absolutely badgered means a whole different thing 😂😂😂😂😂😂

@joeogle7729

9 ай бұрын

@@leonardhpls6 well um, shit! Might be a regional thing, my family use it in context for drunk anyway...

The same week i gave birth to an 11lb baby without drugs my ex was limping around the house whining and saying i “didnt understand the pain he was in” because he had a hangnail on his toe.

@stopmotionroyals7492

4 жыл бұрын

Well thank fuck that he’s your ex, love

@glaptoper

4 жыл бұрын

You probably didn't.

@Zouzou1021

4 жыл бұрын

Well a nail in the toe is pretty bad

@no7581

4 жыл бұрын

Its not his fault you freely take it up the poos w/o protection. He didnt choose the nail to hang 😂

@naomi7786

3 жыл бұрын

doesn’t change the amount of pain?

4:45 The coolest thing about Pepe Pig was American toddlers switching into a posh British accent ! 😂

@UHDGamers-re2xj

4 жыл бұрын

Peppa pig isn't posh tho. More of a general London accent. But I guess because we speak proper English not American English it sounds posher to the American audience.

@einat1622

4 жыл бұрын

@@UHDGamers-re2xj I heard 'lower class' British accents - Pepe pig definitely isn't that. It's not the grammer, it's the accent & words (flat vs apartment, tap vs faucet, lift vs elevator etc.).

@ihatelactose254

4 жыл бұрын

UHDGamers 2015 just because you say “fahst” and “rahn” and make all your a’s really long it does NOT mean you speak proper English. i guess i’m not from England since i’m from Birmimgham 🥱

@lewis0705

4 жыл бұрын

@@einat1622 it's definitely not posh

@einat1622

4 жыл бұрын

@@lewis0705 I'm going to guess you are British? I think people outside the US, especially America consider perceived pronunciation as posh.

I love how displeased, sarcastic and annoyed the lady reading out the man flue story sounded

@jankokol9817

3 жыл бұрын

That is typical female behaviour - the moment that they hear around males having problems for once, they showcase disapproval

@renhey9979

2 жыл бұрын

@@jankokol9817 'females'

@jankokol9817

2 жыл бұрын

@@renhey9979 I have used "female" as a general adjective, indicating all members of the sex. Therefore, your correction is sadly incorrect

@emmad4308

2 жыл бұрын

@@jankokol9817 mate they are taking the piss out of you for calling women females.

@Very-Uncorrect

2 жыл бұрын

@@jankokol9817 Incel lmao

Here in Canada it was -40 for like a full week, and I had to walk to school at 6am for basketball. Worst thing was I didn’t have my coat so I wore bathrobe over my clothes.

@bilalykko7

4 жыл бұрын

JbubbleU Fahrenheit or Celsius?

@stacywilliams2155

4 жыл бұрын

@@bilalykko7 its the same temp -40f equivalent to -40c

@lauracooper9136

4 жыл бұрын

Your as mad as a hatter

@jbubbleu4956

4 жыл бұрын

Yalzy: Stacy is correct they are the same, but as a side note Canada uses Celsius. there are actually only three countries that use Fahrenheit, including the U.S.A. 🤯

@tavialawrenceunderhill5316

4 жыл бұрын

Bro how are you not dead? We had -50 in Winnipeg and at that point I just didn't leave my house.

"IT'S SNOWING"

@Jedi_Spartan_38

4 жыл бұрын

"Shit, it's Sunday."

@charlieforster9910

4 жыл бұрын

I am having a wank

@reevans5764

4 жыл бұрын

@@charlieforster9910 don't care

@SarahCraigGater

4 жыл бұрын

@@charlieforster9910 watching russ and Jeremy Kyle as well?

As someone who works in hospitality, working a Sunday is entirely possible, you see snow, you get excited, possible day off work! Then I remember I live at the hotel I work at, so snowdays don't exist

Help me I'm fear the winter may take me - russle howard Thx for the likes

@tomcrossan1226

4 жыл бұрын

Russell

He might have died in battle with a cat you never know.

Awe god damn. Not the roast potatoes, I mean it could’ve been the sprouts or the bloody carrots... just not the roast potatoes.

@fajaradi1223

4 жыл бұрын

Relax mate, here's some sweet potatoes for you

@gachaelephant6841

4 жыл бұрын

Fuck it I’ll take my chance with cancer rather then be deprived of roast potatoes

@zapatron1939

4 жыл бұрын

@@fajaradi1223 You have been accused of claiming anything is better than roast potatoes you have been sentenced to life in prison with no parole

@fajaradi1223

4 жыл бұрын

@@zapatron1939 Objection your highness! I'd like to plead guilty. I have the proof. Just wait, a moment. Let me find those damn papers, where did I put it?

@zarakikon6352

3 жыл бұрын

I feel your pain. 😆😆😆

"It was -18 and everything was still running!" Canada at -40 with 6ft of snow "Lightweights."

I had a buddy who's pet rat died, and over drinks while consoling him, I convinced him we should do the viking funeral thing. We walked and hopped a fence and performed the firey send off in the White River, it was beautiful.

News reporter: it's -1 degree out today Russell's mom: MERRRRRRR

KFC : we have ran out of Chicken U.K. : turned into the “ Not United Kingdom “

He should be the next prime minister

@therealdave06

4 жыл бұрын

He's one of the only comedians who haven't revealed their political stance so....

@kongmanqueally7003

4 жыл бұрын

SomeDawidGuy It’s obvious that he is left leaning and against most conservative viewpoints.

@camerondon3712

3 жыл бұрын

@@kongmanqueally7003 with justified reason. What reason that might be, I cannot ascertain, but it's there.

"It'll be gone in the morning" how does that not work? Clearly Russell has never had a one night stand before.

@SarahCraigGater

4 жыл бұрын

Honourable man not look for a quickie he's commitment material.

Who’s watching this coronaviruses going off

@o.s8573

3 жыл бұрын

.... The whole world....?

@lordsoliduscambell4561

3 жыл бұрын

@@o.s8573 YES! BURN

@LexifromZargon

3 жыл бұрын

Oh honey it's gonna get worse watch it again

@DE-lb3ti

3 жыл бұрын

@@LexifromZargon init😂

@ABC-is9zp

3 жыл бұрын

10 months ago... ffs

In Canada we get up a half hour earlier to de-Ice the windshield and start the engine to heat up the car while you layer up for -23... the kids look like the lovechildren of penguins and bowling pins as they waddle up to the school bus... my point is, we get up and go to work and school when it’s below -18 and the Brits feel it’s warranted to skip the day because it’s -2??? -2 is practically the onset of summer here!!!!!

@karenlloyd945

3 жыл бұрын

As a brit it has always annoyed me that the UK grinds to a halt because of a little snow!

@Ali-mv3jc

2 жыл бұрын

It's cos our infrastructure doesn't cope well in snow

You should be prescribed on the National Health Russell, you're guaranteed to lift anyone's spirits 😀😂

-15 in Russia: what a regular normal day -1 in England: WERE GONNA DIE!!!!!!!!!!!!

@KateeAngel

4 жыл бұрын

So fking true

@XxRemixerzxX

4 жыл бұрын

It's the media that over exaggerates every time it snows

If I ever meet the queen, I will be very disappointed if she doesn’t sound like Russell.

men suffer from man flu, women suffer from men 🤣😂🤣😂🤣 best line in history

@crashbash8549

4 жыл бұрын

Men suffer from the loss of their dogs in Minecraft

@TheIamtheoneandonly1

4 жыл бұрын

That could go viral you know. 😉

@jameswatsonatheistgamer

4 жыл бұрын

And men get rid of women who can't cook or get fat. Problem solved.

@thefrogman6197

4 жыл бұрын

James Watson Atheist Gamer ok boomer

@enyamariemurphy

4 жыл бұрын

@@jameswatsonatheistgamer ok incel

Does ANYONE know when the next season/series starts?

@cursedimagesthatimake818

4 жыл бұрын

Next Thursday at 10pm! Hope that answers your question.

@Jedi_Spartan_38

4 жыл бұрын

@@cursedimagesthatimake818 thanks, also I hope he recaps the major things that have happened after the last series. I hope he finds a way to include the prime minister version of his Boris Johnson impression.

@jbubbleu4956

4 жыл бұрын

Sean Kealey-Bennett OMG thank you sooo much!

@Cristinadunngarcia

4 жыл бұрын

Where is going to be on? What channel?

@cursedimagesthatimake818

4 жыл бұрын

@@Cristinadunngarcia sky one.

Why we British don't care: can't be bothered to get up that early

Brilliant. I got my dose of British.

I honestly thought they were joking about -12 But I just live in Canada

@crissy4445

4 жыл бұрын

Winter Is totally not a furry I...honey it’s in Celsius are you that thick?

@dimitridan8112

4 жыл бұрын

@@crissy4445 Canada doesn't use farenheit, ofc he knows

@enesimajebi2935

4 жыл бұрын

-12 is like light jacket weather here.

"Colder than Alaska", ok settle down I doubt Britain ever gets to -50°

@maffy715

4 жыл бұрын

@@corrinmcmurray8735 I lived in BC for over a year and traveled to Yukon, -12 is just an average day most weeks, lol.

@morganmarkham4588

4 жыл бұрын

CELCIUS NOT THE OTHER SHIT

@chelseagreer6264

4 жыл бұрын

@@morganmarkham4588 Canada uses Celsius too actually. Side note. It was colder in Britain than also a on that particular day not overall each day. Just that one day.

@joshdavy480

4 жыл бұрын

Ice age?

@camerondon3712

3 жыл бұрын

@@joshdavy480 as England makes it seem.

"Women suffer from men" - One of my most favourite lines of all time by Russell :)

@NexusDarkworld338

Жыл бұрын

Depending on the country, its the other way around now.

R.I.P Nibbles of Glastonbury

7:09 and now you have him... I can't wait for Russell's reaction

@therealdave06

4 жыл бұрын

First episode of Season 3 - Boris Can't wait

The first ever snow day I ever got was when I was working in Dublin and it snowed. It also caused the great bread shortage of 2018. People were buying 5 or 6 loaves of bread at a time. After my return to the frozen circle of hell from which I'd came, temperatures plummeted. Last February it was dark 16 hours a day, and we got 4 days out of the month where the temperature rose above -30. We were still expected to go to work even if the heat in the car didn't work because it was too fucking cold causing you to pull over and scrape the inside of your windscreen. In my two years in Dublin, I didn't once complain about the weather. I'd tell people that if it didn't feel like someone was shoving a hot poker into your sinuses causing them to feel like they were burning which in addition to the wind made your eyes water which in turn would make your eyelashes freeze together, it wasn't that cold. Every winter, the collective population of 6 million people in Alberta, Saskatchewan and Manitoba wonder why the hell they live here. I've decided this year not to. I'm going to the UK... There's no way to explain to anyone what -54 feels like.

*"Men suffer from man flu, women suffer from men."* 😂😂

who is laughing at mr.Mclean now.

Love you Russell!

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 thanks for the laugher Russell. I needed that.

I gave my gerbil a viking funeral. But the river was in the woods

@theracingline6999

4 жыл бұрын

Was it in australia too?

@joshdavy480

4 жыл бұрын

*_oH nO_*

It snowed the other day and my entire yr 12 class including the teacher spent most of the lesson staring at the snow.

I can't wait until tomorrow when the new series of the Russell Howard Hour starts, I'm like freaking out I'm so excited

2:24 No one's laughing at Mr McLean now huh

@livb6945

2 жыл бұрын

Are you people really our of spam now?

“It’ll be gone in the mornin’! Mur!” That can work, one night stands, mate!

A week till season 3.....fcuking been looking forward to this for months

RUSSELL'S COMING BACK!!! So excited. I live in Dallas Texas and I LIVE for Russells observations!

@yaram8898

4 жыл бұрын

Pickle Rick Wrong state mate. You’re thinking of Alabama.

@picklerick8420

4 жыл бұрын

Yara M no alabama is brother and sister. The rest of america is cousin

@therealdave06

4 жыл бұрын

@@picklerick8420 are you ok?

@picklerick8420

4 жыл бұрын

SomeDawidGuy idk is America

I have been waiting all year for the new series

Russel Howard should be our Prime Minister

So can I Russell. So can I.

It's consistently -30 here in Finland in the winter

'Are they at Platform 9 3/4? *"Why did they lie to us??"* ' 😂😂

This is brilliant

I live in Canada, and schools close only when it’s at least -35 degrees... 😂😂

Mr McClean is laughing now, huh.

"The big freeze" you guys are very creative.

@AtheistOrphan

3 жыл бұрын

daniel tsiprun - ‘BIG freeze’.

Rus, you are f*cking gold mate 🤙Loved your show since forever. I'd buy you a pint any day of the week. Cheers and happy new year 🍻🎉 I hope your 2020 is epic son

Am I the only one wanting to see Russ do a try not to laugh

I love Russell Howard :D

This is the best thing to appear in my recommended.

Okay are we not getting a series3 of The Russell Howard Hour?

@cursedimagesthatimake818

4 жыл бұрын

Next Thursday at 10pm!

@spicy_penguin22

4 жыл бұрын

what channel?

@cursedimagesthatimake818

4 жыл бұрын

@@spicy_penguin22 sky one. Does that help?

@spicy_penguin22

4 жыл бұрын

@@cursedimagesthatimake818 uhh if I can use the downstairs one yeah

@cursedimagesthatimake818

4 жыл бұрын

@@spicy_penguin22 down the stairs what?

when he said "men suffer from man-flew and women from men " I made eye contact with my dad saying "I gosh darn knew it " he proceeds to laugh his ass off and say "yes but your mom would not agree" I proceed to share the vid with her and I get "I told you so "

Love this one 💘

i has a really local school for primary and that place never closed like one time it was an lighting storm and we still went in

"men suffer from man flu, women suffer from men" iconic

Russel pls go on Britains got talent I would love it so much and u could win 😗

"Colder than Alaska". I'm British, .over to Canada 17 years ago. Every winter is -30c. Worst so far was -45c with wind chill. I got the bus and went to work like usual haha

I cannot with the doctor in peppa pig, that complaint was clearly prejudice because the bear is brown come on!!!!! I love this so much!!!! Brilliant compilation!

in England they see like a centimetre of snow and are like "nope!" meanwhile in Canada it gets down to -40 for a week and Newfoundland gets so much snow it buries cars.

@bosnia7429

4 жыл бұрын

that's why england is beter

@jonnythonmccrapballs3112

Жыл бұрын

That's why I fucking love England, we complain about everything and hate work. We'd do anything for a day off

This makes me proud to be British

Telford, Shropshire. We never got any snow at all

Whoever smelt it dealt it! Lol

He pronounced Uppsala the right way!!

The prepped guy had the last laugh..enjoy those squirrels

Absolutely amazing🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

"I can't walk in that tundra" meanwhile in Minnesota . . . -20°F "children, school tomorrow"

British people need to come to Edmonton, Alberta, Canada so they know what a blizzard looks like

Oh my god, we have those drunk trash guys in the US too. It's referred to as "Hey ya'all, watch this!"("HOLD MY BEER!" for short. I

@illogicalgarage8641

4 жыл бұрын

@@picklerick8420 you're american.

@illogicalgarage8641

4 жыл бұрын

@@picklerick8420 and all of the UK is based on incest.

@picklerick8420

4 жыл бұрын

Illogical_ws6 like no one says that. Everyone in the world says that about the usa and not the UK and im English i just like rick and morty

@illogicalgarage8641

4 жыл бұрын

@@picklerick8420 doesn't matter if anyone says it, it is true.

@picklerick8420

4 жыл бұрын

Illogical_ws6 aha why is it true. And besides i can literally say so much shit about ur crap country

Loved it

😂😂 2 more replays and i get a 6 pack 😂😂

I am in the only county where it didn't snow ❄️😭

I need to marry russell lol him and his family are hilarious 🤣

love that squirrel

love it

"Hunt squirrels and collect drinking water to drink." I think you guys got an American by accident we do that all the time.

Has anyone else noticed that Russel said wainfall? 😂

The sneezing, Russel, that's just you...😜

Russell that last story yassss

'es anothr twa' inne? hmm...

@conorfleming6580

4 жыл бұрын

He's another Twat , isn't he ?

Normal people: *haha* That one girl: *high pitch demonic laughing*

Watching this at 12:16 a.m. in the U.S. and I hope my upstairs neighbor is sleeping because I am laughing so loud !

@lucyporteous4669

4 жыл бұрын

Pickle Rick mate......

You are the best