I Got Stoned With My Mum | Respite

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From Russell Howard's Netflix Special, Respite, he talks about the time he got stoned with his mum and some the things she said...
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  • @sparrowwilson4514
    @sparrowwilson45146 ай бұрын

    His mum is hilarious. You can see where Russ gets it. 😂😂

  • @jessieb7290

    @jessieb7290

    6 ай бұрын

    They need more shows together 🥰

  • @JZsBFF

    @JZsBFF

    6 ай бұрын

    And the philosopher's stone he got from dad.

  • @TimRemViral

    @TimRemViral

    4 ай бұрын

    @@JZsBFFthen who are the half blooded villains

  • @goliath_red1102
    @goliath_red11026 ай бұрын

    The look of total panic on Russell’s face when he said he wondered about dating a *boy* 😂😂

  • @jamessheehy4895

    @jamessheehy4895

    6 ай бұрын

    Channel 4 documentary soon 😂😅

  • @JaredlS10

    @JaredlS10

    6 ай бұрын

    All those Jimmy Saville jokes got in his head.

  • @user-iq2no3lk2i

    @user-iq2no3lk2i

    6 ай бұрын

    Freudian slip lol

  • @SpacenSpooks

    @SpacenSpooks

    6 ай бұрын

    Gym slip 😅🤣@@user-iq2no3lk2i

  • @teddieprox2307

    @teddieprox2307

    6 ай бұрын

    ​@@jamessheehy4895??

  • @JustASleepySloth
    @JustASleepySloth6 ай бұрын

    For anyone curious cows have plenty of emotional range and are extremely sweet they have very strong herd bonds.

  • @emordnilap4747

    @emordnilap4747

    6 ай бұрын

    They have best friends, and babysit for each other.

  • @IMightJustGetMe

    @IMightJustGetMe

    6 ай бұрын

    And I'm sure they've told you that themselves......

  • @jonmiller6787

    @jonmiller6787

    6 ай бұрын

    Those are all metaphors scientists use to explain animal behaviors. It isn't a literal best friend relationship. They're cows, not people. They're fine with us farming and cooking and eating them.

  • @zenleeparadise

    @zenleeparadise

    6 ай бұрын

    ​@@jonmiller6787they aren't "fine" with it they're just stupid and have no clue what's happening.

  • @rosey_ie

    @rosey_ie

    6 ай бұрын

    @@jonmiller6787And I’m sure they’ve told you that themselves….

  • @oliversherman2414
    @oliversherman24146 ай бұрын

    Russell's mum has a weird yet wonderful mind 😂

  • @RhamanaChan
    @RhamanaChan6 ай бұрын

    11 years since my dad's gone, it still gets me every now and then but the sentiment "grief is like the ocean" is incredibly true. But its true, we're here then we're gone, as long as we can say at the end of it we are happy with what we've done, thats all that matters.

  • @nitzyblack6143

    @nitzyblack6143

    6 ай бұрын

    I agree. Grief is definitely like the ocean. Lost my Dad 13 yrs ago and my Mom this past Jan.

  • @nitzyblack6143
    @nitzyblack61436 ай бұрын

    😂😂😂 Russell , I just love the way you interact with and describe your parents. What incredible relationships 👏👏👏

  • @Pillowlips77
    @Pillowlips776 ай бұрын

    Cows are wonderful, gentle creatures with a wide emotional range. They get v attached to their owners and can understand certain words like dogs.

  • @simonwinter8839

    @simonwinter8839

    6 ай бұрын

    Yes but do they know different breeds of dogs.

  • @cannaweallgetalong7168

    @cannaweallgetalong7168

    6 ай бұрын

    They are tasty af medium rare too😂

  • @SpacenSpooks

    @SpacenSpooks

    6 ай бұрын

    I didn't have that experience with my ex wife 😅

  • @cannaweallgetalong7168

    @cannaweallgetalong7168

    6 ай бұрын

    @@SpacenSpooks I had to delete my naughty reply, I can't be as mean to a human. Beef, I can... 👍 I'm sure I've got an ex thinking the same about me🤣🤣

  • @tatiescone
    @tatiescone6 ай бұрын

    God bless your mum Russell. Every time you tell stories about your mum, I'm in stitches man.

  • @TigerLily12345

    @TigerLily12345

    5 ай бұрын

    😂😂 She's brilliant, isn't she 😂😂

  • @YONCE8701
    @YONCE87016 ай бұрын

    😅😂 Your mom is the real MVP.❣️

  • @MrEddHard
    @MrEddHard6 ай бұрын

    My dad used to say the same about life. Do you best and don't be a d!#k Words to live by.

  • @gillianrayden9553
    @gillianrayden95536 ай бұрын

    I lost my dad nearly a year ago. Enjoy your family and cherish those moments. I wish i had cherished time with him more!x

  • @tiny99990
    @tiny999906 ай бұрын

    For what it's worth Russell, you comedy has helped raised my spirits in many cases where I needed it, and even if it weren't in needed times, laughter is still always valuable... what you do matters, more than that what you do is recorded and will be watched again in the future, even after you are dead and gone you will still be making a positive impact on the world... ... Take Robin Williams for example, he was fucking hilarious I still love watching his interviews, or specials, or movies and they always make me laugh so fuckin hard, or in the case of some of his movies make me feel love, admiration, inspiration, sadness, even depression... ... he has been gone for 9 years now and you can be damned sure that his recorded legacy is still making a damned positive impact, what he did matters and will continue to matter so long as we are able to maintain those records and don't blow ourselves to the stone age... your legacy may not be as wide ranging or as widely impactful, but it will impact millions and dare I say Billions of people to come.

  • @bushratbeachbum

    @bushratbeachbum

    6 ай бұрын

    Perfectly put!!

  • @nitzyblack6143
    @nitzyblack61436 ай бұрын

    My favorite line of your Dad's is, "I'd rather shit in my hand and clap" ‼️😂🤣😂

  • @ghomerhust

    @ghomerhust

    2 ай бұрын

    i found that one to be absolutely amazing

  • @gidget420420
    @gidget4204206 ай бұрын

    I love your mom so much. I do the same thing with a hula hoop. I found one that lights up and plays music. Makes me laugh every time something bad is on the news. I feel less crazy. Thank you. 😂

  • @krizan1

    @krizan1

    6 ай бұрын

    😂😂😂😂

  • @nitzyblack6143

    @nitzyblack6143

    6 ай бұрын

    Makes me want to get a hula hoop 😊

  • @jamessheehy4895
    @jamessheehy48956 ай бұрын

    I lost my dad last year, it never stops hurting but he’s right life is a tv show, play your best role!

  • @moriane.

    @moriane.

    6 ай бұрын

    Sorry for your loss, James. It'll never stop hurting, but in time you can smile, remembering the good times you had with a loved one.

  • @deadwalking100
    @deadwalking1006 ай бұрын

    This wonderful man is so scarily accurate! " youd like that wouldnt you" Thank you Mr Russell for all the times I have 🤣😆🤣

  • @TheDanishGuyReviews
    @TheDanishGuyReviews6 ай бұрын

    Cows have a lot of emotions. All the cows I've tended to have had best friends growing up and have been incredibly concerned for their calves when they were out of sight.

  • @indigentphd
    @indigentphd6 ай бұрын

    I’m sorry you have lost important people. Life is not always a joy, but we drag through until it gets better again. Hang in there ❤

  • @perranmaid
    @perranmaid6 ай бұрын

    I love this! I loved the program with them both travelling around together; him and his mum, I mean. Love to meet his parents, I think we’d get on well together…🤣😂🤣

  • @RangerJeni

    @RangerJeni

    6 ай бұрын

    What was it called?

  • @perranmaid

    @perranmaid

    6 ай бұрын

    @@RangerJeni Russell Howard and mum. USA road trip and Globetrotters. I thought they were brilliant 🤩

  • @cassandrakarpinski9416
    @cassandrakarpinski94166 ай бұрын

    Awwwww the story about the hula hoop was really sweet

  • @SeBastistuta
    @SeBastistuta6 ай бұрын

    Mister Howard, Sir, you are awesome! Almost as awesome as Mum Howard!!!

  • @waterdragon2224
    @waterdragon22246 ай бұрын

    The bit where he does his girlfriend’s voice, he sounds a lot like Frank Spencer. 😂😂😂 If you know, you know. 👍

  • @mariarose6194
    @mariarose61946 ай бұрын

    I needed the laugh , thank you. =)

  • @Prince__Teclis
    @Prince__Teclis6 ай бұрын

    I got stoned with my sister once. My mum just came up to my room and said "your sister is smoking weed in the kitchen, wanna join her?" So I did.

  • @jojoyayathereal
    @jojoyayathereal6 ай бұрын

    Russel Howard is one of the comedians that are still funny 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @datgrrl5698

    @datgrrl5698

    6 ай бұрын

    grow the af up and use your words...cor blimey, you're still on the teat and your carer is still changing your nappy yet you manage to log onto the internet??? tell the world you're from the states w/o telling us you're from the states...foh...

  • @machellecron5786
    @machellecron5786Ай бұрын

    @RussellHoward You are hilarious! I found this video last night and shared it with my mom because she is a smoker too and I knew she would laugh as much as I did through the whole video. I had to put you on again this morning just to start my day with a for sure laughter! 😂 Thank you for being you!

  • @danielsantiagourtado3430
    @danielsantiagourtado34306 ай бұрын

    You always make My day 😊😊😊😂😂😂

  • @catherinegallagher1101
    @catherinegallagher11016 ай бұрын

    Aw sorry for your loss Russel it’s hard losing family members in such short time apart too

  • @saoralba5114
    @saoralba51146 ай бұрын

    Well said . You've a wonderful parents

  • @muuuuuud
    @muuuuuud6 ай бұрын

    Brilliant material

  • @SusannaSaunders
    @SusannaSaunders6 ай бұрын

    I'm glad you have wonderful parents Rus. Sadly, I can't say that about mine. But at least I've got your humour to lighten that load. 🙂 thanks for the laughs!

  • @juliencornelius3577
    @juliencornelius35776 ай бұрын

    Russell, you are a very funny person. I can’t imagine my mum stoned.😂

  • @simonwinter8839

    @simonwinter8839

    6 ай бұрын

    You are living in wrong country. Try Iran.

  • @gretebremseth1622

    @gretebremseth1622

    6 ай бұрын

    Ouch!

  • @TheBanana93

    @TheBanana93

    6 ай бұрын

    Man im lucky to have parents who smoke hash haha. Been stoned and drunk with mum many times at 4am at a party chatting shit listening to tunes when everyones gone to bed haha

  • @SpacenSpooks

    @SpacenSpooks

    6 ай бұрын

    "Now look, no-one is to stone anyone until I blow this whistle, do you understand?! EVEN, and I want to make this absolutely clear, even if they do say Jehovah!" 😅

  • @cammyman32
    @cammyman325 ай бұрын

    That was some good life advice right there. Russell’s dad sounds like a great man.

  • @sharronkin2636
    @sharronkin26366 ай бұрын

    Your dad is spot on; spoke the truth, as you do now..

  • @jessieb7290
    @jessieb72906 ай бұрын

    So funny and yet so gross. Made me think did my dad ever think that too. Lol I like how Russ makes us all laugh and think at the same time!

  • @embrio18
    @embrio186 ай бұрын

    This genuinely warms my heart❤

  • @daniellehandley5113
    @daniellehandley51136 ай бұрын

    Dear Russ- I’ve been a massive fan since the days you appeared on Mock The Week. I love your comedy it reminds me of me n my brother growing up. At the age of 34 I got Covid-19 in March 2020. I was in a medically induced coma and was on life support and on mechanical ventilator basically being kept alive for 3 months and my lungs never recovered. I need oxygen 24/7 and different breathing machines also it’s left me in chronic pain and in a wheelchair because I cannot walk as my lungs sats drop dangerously low . On the daily I go through so many different emotions. Happy sad angry depressed, and more. My mum died 10 years ago and my dad is not in my life, what your dad said really resonated with me. Also massive respect to your wife who I know from your other videos worked hard during covid saving lives ❤ I don’t know if every day will be my last, i have permanent fibrosis of my lungs, the covid affected my heart the scar from the tracheotomy has tethered to my neck ligaments creating throat issues. I have interstatial lung failure. I was given 2 years to live 3 years ago. I have 3 kids and I do think about death as I’d be leaving them with no family 😢 Thankyou so much for cheering me up for so many years xx Hoping to finally come to one of your shows soon health permitting. It’s so nice to laugh. Cheers Russ From Danielle xx

  • @dickrichard5579
    @dickrichard55796 ай бұрын

    This made me laugh and I needed it

  • @SoItGoesCAL34
    @SoItGoesCAL346 ай бұрын

    Thanks, Russell.

  • @artmakerforever3510
    @artmakerforever35106 ай бұрын

    I love your parents Russell! And you! Thanks for being you. I'm in the U.S., even if I don't get the Brit references, it's still funny! 💝

  • @CuriousCat1111
    @CuriousCat11116 ай бұрын

    Funny- I'm about to head to my friend's funeral. Thanks, Russ. You take care.

  • @elsiepitt5448
    @elsiepitt54486 ай бұрын

    Well said!

  • @canoeman621
    @canoeman6216 ай бұрын

    I love this guy!

  • @temu2044
    @temu20446 ай бұрын

    Oh man. Maybe we never get to die because we got those moments and they play over and over again every time we get to the death part. Thanks Russell's dad :)

  • @thztan7492
    @thztan74926 ай бұрын

    Nice advice from his dad 👍👍👍

  • @Nitehawkmk77
    @Nitehawkmk776 ай бұрын

    When are you and your mum doing another show together it was comedy gold

  • @AlexCantStopNow
    @AlexCantStopNow6 ай бұрын

    yes russel howard good 👍

  • @lizanna6390
    @lizanna63906 ай бұрын

    I came downstairs for a drink at 3am and noticed the living room light is on. I go in and my mother is on the sofa giggling wildly, half-wearing her dressing gown. She'd woken up and couldn't get back to sleep so she pulled on dressing gown and went downstairs and hula hoop on the Wii fit. Not sure of that logic Got sweaty, threw off dressing gown and a few minutes later realised she is a grown woman, hula hooping on a game console in the wee hours, completely naked. Took her a while to tell me why she was shaking with laughter.

  • @Mortthemoose

    @Mortthemoose

    5 ай бұрын

    😂😂

  • @wisteela
    @wisteela6 ай бұрын

    Absolutely brilliant. And I like his apocalyptic T shirt. Anybody know where I can get one from?

  • @JessicaZane4realz
    @JessicaZane4realz6 ай бұрын

    Try getting stoned with your stepdad. He will literally start saying how he really feels about you and how is wanted you for so long LOL

  • @jacko4206

    @jacko4206

    6 ай бұрын

    You should let him fulfil his desires, or I will

  • @YONCE8701

    @YONCE8701

    6 ай бұрын

    🤯NO WAY‼️‼️‼️😶‍🌫️

  • @YONCE8701

    @YONCE8701

    6 ай бұрын

    ​@@jacko4206😂😂😂! Jacko, 👉🏾👉🏾👉🏾THE🚪🚪‼️

  • @Masanumi

    @Masanumi

    6 ай бұрын

    What a pedo, call the police and run.

  • @AlexCantStopNow

    @AlexCantStopNow

    6 ай бұрын

    also this is possibly the worst fucking comment in all of youtube

  • @belladoran222
    @belladoran2226 ай бұрын

    Love ya Russ

  • @silvermoonpie7942
    @silvermoonpie79426 ай бұрын

    Genuinely thought it was the hula hoops crisps for a second and just thought yep standard Russ’ mum 😂

  • @lucybarnard3954
    @lucybarnard39546 ай бұрын

    Took me a while to get some of this! 😂

  • @clactonmassive
    @clactonmassive6 ай бұрын

    Awesome ❤

  • @shahj1620
    @shahj16206 ай бұрын

    I watch Russell Howard when the news is dark

  • @darronb248
    @darronb2485 ай бұрын

    7:06 reminds me of frank spencer in some mothers do have em 🤣👍

  • @-laydeeintrigue-
    @-laydeeintrigue-6 ай бұрын

    In line for the show Thursday, we talked about how awesome Nanette is!

  • @Mozzarella-and-Tomato
    @Mozzarella-and-Tomato5 ай бұрын

    Tell 'em Russell!!

  • @loquacious_lisa
    @loquacious_lisa5 ай бұрын

    God I absolutely love your mum 😂 I’d watch a full stand up show just about your mum 😂😂

  • @DickyLeeeee
    @DickyLeeeee6 ай бұрын

    This was so worth the click!!!

  • @jennyundah4583
    @jennyundah45834 ай бұрын

    Russel‘s mom is a treasure!

  • @Ozzymandius1
    @Ozzymandius16 ай бұрын

    The social media team nailed the title and thumbnail.

  • @vincebrannon3353
    @vincebrannon33533 ай бұрын

    Cakey dance dance 🤣

  • @themermaidmurders3643
    @themermaidmurders36436 ай бұрын

    My dog and I often walk past a field of cows and they'll follow us up and down the road. There's one cow in particular that keeps trying to play with my dog and I keep having to explain that she's too big to play with my pup

  • @CS-pi5oc
    @CS-pi5oc6 ай бұрын

    I’ve heard cows lightly moo as in recognition of a person, other cows, or her calf. It’s soothing sounding.

  • @Playingwith3D
    @Playingwith3D8 күн бұрын

    OMG i want those stories about his mom and dad to be true. 🤣

  • @gemmascotland899
    @gemmascotland8996 ай бұрын

    My dad says the key word is 'Program'.....they're programming your mind!

  • @246trixie
    @246trixie6 ай бұрын

    Fing hell i went dark after the israel thing- the last two weeks were an existential crisis! I needed that 😂

  • @InservioLetum
    @InservioLetum6 ай бұрын

    Never change, monkey. You make me happy. Weeeeell.... amused, short of breath, and crying a river from laughing, but that's just as good, to tide me over.

  • @donnahayes1910
    @donnahayes19106 ай бұрын

    Cakey dance dance. Howling. It’s true though

  • @bilindalaw-morley161
    @bilindalaw-morley1616 ай бұрын

    Hula hoop routine is fine til Mum starts chasing the dopamine fix and looks forward to war news...."Oh good! Atrocities"

  • @DeadBore
    @DeadBore6 ай бұрын

    You can REALLY tell where he gets it from 😂😂

  • @tabaxikhajit4541
    @tabaxikhajit45416 ай бұрын

    Lol, it took me a minute with "Imagine trying to sell a toy zepra." I was wondering what a zepra was for a bit.

  • @leannex6378
    @leannex63786 ай бұрын

    Shit in my hands n clap😂😂😂😂😂

  • @markrichards1006
    @markrichards10066 ай бұрын

    Hi Russ, first off I am a big fan of yours not to the extend of being a stalker lol, anyway being scared of dying is natural but how I see it is death is going to happen whether we want it to or not, gandalf once said " death is but another path one we must all take" my point is death is inevitable it is going to happen I think of death quite often the family and friends that have died sorry I am just babbling, what I am trying to say is death is going to happen so enjoy this time we have as death is eternal once it happens it happens. Keep up the fine work you do to make people laugh and smile look forward to future content take it easy.

  • @oougn613
    @oougn6136 ай бұрын

    I said “OH GOOD!” out loud when I saw this in my recommended

  • @ChaosPromotions
    @ChaosPromotions2 ай бұрын

    gold

  • @jennifercatherine7675
    @jennifercatherine76756 ай бұрын

    My mum died two years ago. She said the same thing, do your best and don't be a dick. I miss her so much, she loved me with everything she had and my God I miss her.

  • @timmothycopeland4866
    @timmothycopeland48665 ай бұрын

    I didn't lose my dad. I know exactly where he is. Six foot under in Stevens County, Oklahoma. Right where we left him.

  • @precisiongrinder
    @precisiongrinder6 ай бұрын

    The whole “do unto others as you would have them do unto you” basically just boils down to ‘don’t be a dick’.

  • @jamessheehy4895
    @jamessheehy48956 ай бұрын

    Had to screen record the end and send to my girlfriend.. shes not happy about it 😂

  • @feralbluee
    @feralbluee6 ай бұрын

    i love that Russell cares so much about political issues, he does so much to help with so many things - the environment, people’s rights, children who don’t get enough to eat, medical care, and greedy, i-don’t-give-a-darn about people. it’s like , “Let them eat cake.” their strategy: just keep cutting back on all that stuff!!they actually get free wine with their free lunch, while cops and medical people have to actually pay for their lunch - who does more for society!? it’s so totally efffed up. They should be shamed by everyone one! and in all this, you make us laugh our heads off - you’re a wonder and i love you to pieces. :) 🐶🌷🌱

  • @rupedog
    @rupedog6 ай бұрын

    Lol, I thought she kept a KP hula hoop crisp under the sofa at first😂

  • @fay5479
    @fay54796 ай бұрын

    Women in Spain don't take 2 years to stay stuff...I grew up in Spain but I look/am English...so I seem to leave many family members and friends with a mouth open catching flies.

  • @oceanoflotion8630
    @oceanoflotion86306 ай бұрын

    Russel understood how he would look dating a Bear. That awesome

  • @cameirusisu1024
    @cameirusisu10246 ай бұрын

    well, its an interesting adaptation of Dawkin's "we are the lucky ones..." intro to unweaving the rainbow....

  • @chrilin5107
    @chrilin51076 ай бұрын

    0.42 n9 whe doesn't 😂😂😂

  • @abapaper7416
    @abapaper74166 ай бұрын

    3:26 Took me a moment

  • @giulianaraffa9391
    @giulianaraffa93915 ай бұрын

    ROOOOOARING...

  • @CharlotteProduces
    @CharlotteProduces6 ай бұрын

    Not to be pedantic but isn’t this from Recalibrate, not Respite?

  • @paulmoore4344
    @paulmoore43446 ай бұрын

    Russell let it slip there at the end with the voice, he is in fact dating George from Rainbow.

  • @billmarshall5040
    @billmarshall50406 ай бұрын

    😂😂😂😂😂

  • @gyllkrans
    @gyllkrans6 ай бұрын

    Do your best and don't be a dick. Wise words.

  • @tiffanyrogers2551
    @tiffanyrogers2551Ай бұрын

    Needs to come back to nz missed out due to having a baby😢😊

  • @johnsieverssr8288
    @johnsieverssr82884 ай бұрын

    Crude, but funny 😁

  • @chirpydragonfruit9464
    @chirpydragonfruit94645 ай бұрын

    She raises a good point about the zebra barcode. And im 38, i hula while watching tv shows. I bet your moms got a nice tummy because of it too. Its actually really good exercise!

  • @matthewlovell
    @matthewlovell6 ай бұрын

    Should have been titled The "Meta-Fours"

  • @VickiMcGuire-db7kj
    @VickiMcGuire-db7kj2 ай бұрын

    Hey I'm an old lady and I've h OT hoolahoop under my lounge toò😅

  • @ripdbtpoo1441
    @ripdbtpoo14416 ай бұрын

    Cakey dance dance INDEED. WAKE UP !

  • @maresnite
    @maresnite3 ай бұрын

    🤭😂🤣🤣

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