When you announce "I'm gonna do a joke you're not gonna like.." right after a bunny murder joke, you know it's time to buckle up.

@ultrarageman2956

9 ай бұрын

3:00 timestamp

@Shebeast3

9 ай бұрын

😂😂

@kateoc8

8 ай бұрын

More of an anecdote really. But eww...

@philippegauvin-vallee9371

8 ай бұрын

Wait, this was NOT the joke I was supposed to be appalled by.

@pozleo78

6 ай бұрын

You literally just commented the same thing he said. Yawn.

“Suicide walrus” 😂😂😂

@kernowpictures2002

7 күн бұрын

It reminds me of the “do you want to see a magic trick?“ scene in the dark nights where the Joker 🃏 kills a man by slamming his head on the table with a pencil going straight through his eye

Oh my days, that bit about the rabbit...we came back from holiday once to find "Pasta", our beautiful little lop ear, flopping about all over his cage. We thought he'd had a stroke. So, Mum and Dad said, "I'm sorry, love, but we have to put him down." I was distraught. Crying my eyes out on the way to the vets. I didn't want to see him go so I waited in the car. 30 minutes later, Mum is walking out with this crate...turns out, he just had an ear infection so he'd lost his sense of balance. Nothing a few ear drops for a week couldn't fix. I was elated. We drove home and my Dad was out the front, looking very sombre, then very, very confused as he saw me bounce out the car looking so happy. He must have thought I was a psychopath. Turns out, whilst we'd been at the vets, he had DUG a GRAVE for Pasta and was preparing to do a little funeral for him! We had a good laugh about that. We then nicknamed him Lazarus. Dad never bothered filling in the hole, so we tucked him in there after another 4 happy rabbit years. Bless him. It was sad when he went, but I also couldn't stop a giggle, remembering the situation we had 4 years before. RIP Pasta (aka the Lazarus legend).

@GoodJuju.8D

9 ай бұрын

Awwwww. 🤍

@tkfaf15

8 ай бұрын

Thank you. I'm not sure why but I loved reading this.

@MrAnton1502

8 ай бұрын

That made me laugh, as I could easily see this happening in my own family.

@Fledhyris

8 ай бұрын

omg thank goodness they did the sensible thing and checked with a vet first! Was that mum's decision? ;) My dad didn't kill a rabbit in front of me, but one of the babies got stuck behind something and was squashed to death (they had full run of the garden). My dad put the pancaked rabbit in the bin, right at the top, so it was the first thing I saw when I went to take the rubbish out. Thanks, Dad...

@InservioLetum

8 ай бұрын

Your dad is amazing!

“I blame Gwenyth Paltrow” is my new mantra.

@Shebeast3

9 ай бұрын

😂😂😂😂😂😂

@tergish1

6 ай бұрын

Same energy as “Thanks Obama.”

My mom. “Don’t use the escalator. A boy got stuck and dismembered on one of those. It ripped his leg off”.

@InservioLetum

8 ай бұрын

PLOT TWIST : it was the middle leg.

@liamc9998

8 ай бұрын

Oddly, I was told the same thing.

This guy is hilarious can’t not watch him at least once a day.

@robinlinder9244

9 ай бұрын

I've watched both his stand ups on Netflix countless times. Whenever I need a pick me up he's always there

@jonarnihjelm3025

9 ай бұрын

I absolutely LOVE Russell, and also FLUFFY!😂❤ They are seriusly the cure of depression!😂 (Short term cure😅)

@Mikey-mo4xv

9 ай бұрын

I agree pal. One of the best comedians to walk this earth. I'd love to see him one day. The way he is with his mum has me in stitches every time, even the way he talks about her and his impressions of her, has me rolling on the floor crying with laughter every time without fail 🤣🤣🤣🤣

@xvioletgillx

9 ай бұрын

❤❤❤

@mihaelacomanescu

8 ай бұрын

He is addictive. His humour is smart AND deprived of meanness and vulgarity even when he's saucy or swears. He has character.

He always makes me laugh out loud. Thanks Russell.😂😂😂

My 20yr old daughter said she'll never be able to look at olives the same way again 😅

Political satirist, celebrity shamer and activist all in one, what a legend!

@pedroRodriguesMD

8 ай бұрын

Also a full on leftist.

@kaiser_suzi_

8 ай бұрын

​@@pedroRodriguesMDHe's actually not, he makes fun of the right and the left cuz he thinks they're both insane. Russell is just a decent human being.

@smithynoir9980

8 ай бұрын

@@pedroRodriguesMD He's not, but even if he was, what of it? Do you really want to be like the people that criticize comedians for who they make fun of when it's their entire role to make fun of people?

@shadow14805

6 ай бұрын

​​​​@@kaiser_suzi_He literally interviewed Bernie Sanders and had a serious, positive, leftist political discussion with him on TV. He is absolutely left-leaning to an extent, and I personally don't mind it at all. I also haven't seen any examples of him ragging as hard on the left as he does to the right. Which, to be fair, may be due to the fact that the left just hasn't done anything as entertaining as when the right got angry at the girl M&M no longer wearing high heals, or accusing Spongebob of pushing "climate change propaganda." There's just way more comedic value in it.

I can’t stop laughing, with headphones on. My family thinks I’m nuts

I just love him so much. I wish I could see him in person.

@barryrathbone

9 ай бұрын

I read that as prison! Think I need the optician!

@daniellamcgee4251

8 ай бұрын

​​​@@barryrathbone A few days ago I happened upon the word 'Indigenous people' twice in a few hours, and both times read 'Ingenious people'. I was relieved to learn that I am not as subconsciously racist as I feared!

@connieluvr

8 ай бұрын

u gotta it’s even funnier

@InservioLetum

8 ай бұрын

If you can't see, then your spelling is bloody impressive Robin. Well done you!

"initially you're licking timidly, like a deer by a river" 😂

When he said "taste buds evolve" I swear I though yeah that's true, I didn't like olives when I was wee 😂😂😂

Mom's, stop giving the kids ideas lmao 🤣

@IceMetalPunk

8 ай бұрын

Adults in many Southern US states: "Now, kids, do NOT have sex. Do NOT do these things that feel good, it's only for married couples. Do NOT enjoy yourselves, do NOT experience the most pleasure you'll ever have. And for God's Great Sake, whatever you do, do NOT ejaculate and get release from the pent-up sexual urges you're feeling!" Students in those states: "Mom, Dad... I'm pregnant."

I was not expecting to hear about a rabbit being bludgeoned to death right before "Two reasons: his best mate is a monkey, and he's got a theme park in the back garden!"

Trust me, we get over 30 degrees in the UK and we literally go stark raving mad. I love it!!

@MajorHenryL

9 ай бұрын

Still beats here in Florida, tomorrow is about to be 46°. (Yes, I had to convert it from Fahrenheit)

@jimbo_1312

9 ай бұрын

​@@MajorHenryLFrom what I hear, if you're from Florida 46° temperatures are the least of your concerns.

@SussexSandra

9 ай бұрын

@@MajorHenryL Damn! I’d literally be a chocolate puddle in that heat! 🥴 I hate it when it gets over 33 over here. The UK is not built for heat. Nobody has air conditioning as standard. Our homes are built to retain as much heat as possible.

@Shebeast3

9 ай бұрын

​@@SussexSandrame too

@Scarlet_Soul

9 ай бұрын

@@SussexSandra That's the biggest issue, it often ends up being 5c warmer inside than outside

Best upload in months. Funny guy. Thanks for sharing some of your material Russell 👍🏽

"It's broke..." HAHAHAHA

I'm a Kiwi and Russell is dead right about Jacinda Ardern, she mothered New Zealand through COVID and we had a record low number of deaths. it was illegal to leave your house for anything other than essentials and exercise. And if your business was in trouble because of lockdown, you just went online, filled in a short form and the government put thousands of dollars into your bank account the next day, a gift not a loan. My wife is self employed and she did it twice. AND our taxes are about the same as the USA. THAT'S what a shot of Socialism looks like, Americans should try it one day!

@magdahoekstra1694

9 ай бұрын

Yes, and we only had 50 people dying while other countries with 5000000 had 5000. Terrible she did this

@warren52nz

9 ай бұрын

@@magdahoekstra1694 "Terrible she did this"???

@TheKiwiBoi69

9 ай бұрын

@@magdahoekstra1694what?

@Peter-lv5sl

9 ай бұрын

sarcasm @@warren52nz

@warren52nz

9 ай бұрын

@@Peter-lv5sl Oh, of course. Duh... 🤗

And here is my 1-year old, happily munching on olives since the first time she got them 😂.

u are funny as f*ck, even on shit days, u can cheer people up with your humor

@maureenackerley8024

9 ай бұрын

So very true, he is great for mental health!

I really hope that Russell will come visit and do a gig in Sunderland, NE England, he's literally one of the very few people who can make me cry with laughter and laugh so much my cheeks and stomach muscles ache. He's just the best in the biz. xxx ❤🤗❤

As always just great, Loved your show in Ottawa, still love seeing your stuff on internet. Thanks for all to do and talk about in such a great way

@barrywassel3899

9 ай бұрын

Ottawa ???? For crying out loud, if you come back Russell, TELL ME !

@Quince828

9 ай бұрын

He was great!

I enjoyed every moment of that. Well done, sir.

Saw him recently in Aberdeen and his material is still as fresh. One of the best 👍🏻

As I gynecologist, I approve your vagina PSA. 😂❤

To be fair it is pretty damn hot here in Florida and our people do have to be warned not to shoot at hurricanes....... Maybe warning the women here not to do the ice+V thing would be a good idea

@Shebeast3

9 ай бұрын

😂👏

@MelissaThompson432

9 ай бұрын

As with the warning label not to use your hair dryer under water: the warning exists because _somebody tried it._

@MelissaThompson432

9 ай бұрын

I grew up in Florida, back when it was purple, and they needed a dose of Russell's mum telling them all the things not to do, even then. Florida Man is wilder now than he was in my day. 😳😱🐊

@ultimateskillchain

9 ай бұрын

one might also need to specify "neither kind of ice, ladies, neither kind" in Florida

@leeeastwood6368

9 ай бұрын

@@MelissaThompson432🤔🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

RH is always a good time. And those surprises!!!! 🇨🇦

Okay, but like, 3 hours ago I did have to tell my kid to take a pencil out of his nose.

You're so funny I laugh hard every time I watch you! Please come PHX AZ USA

" I'm gonna a tell a joke that you're not gonna a like ", "The exit is to the left... and you may feel some descending " 😂😂😂

The man IS a treasure

Russell is nuts.... (My sides hurt)...lol.

Probably the best thing to come out of Bath City

I've not seen this before, much appreciated and thoroughly enjoyed! 🍻

Literally crying with laughter! Thank you Russell xx

My mother use to say "You are so cute, I am going to cut you up and sell you for kindling wood." Honestly to this day I suspected she was a serial killer.

I keep on thinking of your mum and dad staying over! That was so funny and I still laugh now from when I heard it in Liverpool!

That wouldn't have been my house growing up. My mom cared, but she believed in learning by doing. My dad was big on forbidding things. He forbade me from listening to KISS (yes, I'm that old) because "they are Satanic music" even though he didn't believe in God.

@Shebeast3

9 ай бұрын

oh wow

@angelaburrow8114

8 ай бұрын

You've made me realise how lucky I am. My parents are religion, Roman Catholics. I was into punk & metal growing up, including black & death metal. They've never once told me off for listening to it. My Mum even likes some of the music I enjoy too, such as Marilyn Manson & Cradle of Filth. lol

@jonasfermefors

8 ай бұрын

@@angelaburrow8114 Thankfully dad didn't really know what I did, so it wasn't all that bad. The TV said KISS was bad, so he told me not to listen to them, but I could have listened to KISS within earshot of him and he wouldn't have known it was them. I liked a lot harder music and he never had an issue with it.

AMAZING mate 😂 keep going! Love lol xx

Brought me yo tears this time. Well done Russell.

A laugh a day, keeps the sucide walrus away 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Love your content 🎉🎉🎉🎉❤❤❤❤

"I hope its peachy" 😂😂😂 I'm done 😅😅

Can’t stop watching so funny so clever oh my Lord amazing talent

Lava lamp 🪔😅😅 I'm dying 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

I dunno what 💩 olives you've been fed as a child, I've always liked them! 👏😂

I dunno about that "acquired taste" thing. I must have acquired the taste in record time, because I don't remember not liking it.

I love Russell! And I want more grapes!!

Brilliant!!! 🤣👊

Great stuff Mr. Howard. Was feeling kinda' low this morning. Now my cheeks hurt.

Russel, you are brilliant. Intelligent comedy. It’s great.

You are hilarious, Russell.

I’m hoping he new show comes to Netflix soon

3:24 my mum would have said the same thing word for word

Russell always makes me laugh 😂

He's very polite about Jacinda!

@prabhakarrao4922

8 ай бұрын

If he only knew the truth…..

@smithynoir9980

8 ай бұрын

@@prabhakarrao4922 Wait, what's the truth? Everything I've seen seems to have been fairly positive. But then, I've heard passing comments from people that live or lived NZ that it's getting real bad. Usually from workmates so we don't have time for me to stop and ask them how.

Bahahahahahahahaha brilliant as per usual.

"Don't listen to your dad"

Bravo Russ.

He's one of the reasons I rewatch Mock The Week...

I would love it if you came to Edmonton Canada because you would have a packed place

Drinking a glass of juice while listening to Russell is a mistake.

Clever, hilarious... and hot!

went to one of your shows in manchester and never laughed more even if it was sweating hot in the venue

LV Russell 😂😂😂😂

This is hilarious!!!

I fucking love you russ

Not sure how much of this has been you, and how much was your branders, but it was worth a laugh.

I completely lost it at: game of suicide walrus

In your gob before Billy Jean🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

What made that funnier was the ad below it for Hello Fresh 😂

Too good😂🤣

As a german, after 16 years of Angela Merkel, i cannot stress enough the "female leaders excell" theory is disputable.

everything gets old after enough time. perfectly natural

This was a while back But its definitely some of his best work !

We were just about to play Suicide Walrus 😂

That is a tough crowd Russell

you are fabulous

Brilliant

His promo picture is great

haha.... Russell Howard's sooo funny :)

Class

Bonkers 🤣🤣

The dad's may have allowed it if it was their son, but Dad's are often very protective over their daughters. Vice-versa for the mothers and their son.

@rd6203

8 ай бұрын

Fathers think they're supposed to toughen up their sons and mothers are pretty sure their sons aren't smart enough to survive. Mothers know how tough women need to be and fathers know how delicate women can be.

You are not right! 😁 HA-larious!

Russell Howard is as funny as a dose of the clap.

The one that gets me is 31 degree is a hot summer 😂. That's tap water temperature where I live. We considered that cool

@triptwo425

9 ай бұрын

The south east gets alot hotter.

I've smelt naturally peachy ones. Just a hint of peach, it's lovely.

Oh my god 😂😂❤

How it is oossible I never seen this chad before?

lol 31 degrees! thats a mild aussie summers day

Guess Russ has never heard of the Darwin Awards!

More Grapes! More Grapes!

Saying 31 degrees is hot is hilarious considering here in the Australian suburbs "hot" is about 40-45 degrees 😂

Awes🤣meness...

Heat wave 31 degrees 😂

Considering my family uses peachy as a profanity… that joke was even funnier…

This guy is hilarious. First he makes a very good stand for the woman......and then goes down the rabbit hole (pun intended) with a "licky wooo" joke hahahahahaha, I thought I sharted myself. The Lava lamp made it even worse. Man this guy is witty, this is how comedy must be, geez would be a laugh to have him in a nice big pub, having a hauf and a pint and this guy making you chuckle for an hour after the show

Am I the only one completely baffled when he said 31 degrees was hot? Love from Texas, it's been around 37-38 all summer.

@ultimateskillchain

9 ай бұрын

QLD Australia here, it's not uncommon to be in the 40s. But we also wouldn't cope well with the well-below-freezing temps they regularly do, so it's all about what you're acclimated to. It gets below 20 here and people are pulling on jumpers and shivering.

@GoodBuoysDontSink

9 ай бұрын

We have no air conditioning

@DawnX-rp8im

9 ай бұрын

@@ultimateskillchain I guess that does make sense, thanks for the elaboration.

@mariannegilbert8786

9 ай бұрын

31 is quite hot for UK. It’s an average summer day here in New Zealand, gets to about 36-38 where I live on East Coast of the North Island. Of course it’s winter at the moment and got to -1 overnight so far. Brrr. I have a friend in Texas and always comparing the weather 😂

@leeeastwood6368

9 ай бұрын

@@GoodBuoysDontSink, you'll find it next to the shampoo!