10 Minutes Of Jimmy's RUDEST Jokes | Jimmy Carr
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LETS TRY SOME RUDE STUFF!!
We all know Jimmy has a bit of a potty mouth and loves the old toilet humour. So here is a 10-minute selection of all his best moments. For those sensitive to the ruder jokes, I'd advise not watching this.
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Censoring jimmy carr is like cutting out the chorus from a song
@brandonbroad8676
Жыл бұрын
Wholly agree, it ruins the punch
@SorenPrime
Жыл бұрын
Exactly so cruel to the comedian
@Nave6W
Жыл бұрын
Most songs are actually better without lyrics
@SorenPrime
Жыл бұрын
@@Nave6W I think you're missing the point mate it was an analogy
@Nave6W
Жыл бұрын
@@SorenPrime nah I get it I understand- just stating my opinion on music lol. Most modern music lyrics are objectively garbage if we’re honest
I like that Jimmy realises hes gotten so old that he needs to clarify that he is himself in the outro.
@goldenpony822
Жыл бұрын
Really not sure he looks older. Maybe fitter 😅
@decodolly1535
Жыл бұрын
Not sure it's because of age so much as the amount of work he's had done.
@charlottepollard-prior9482
Жыл бұрын
@@goldenpony822do you need mental help (I agree with this statement)
@makarabaduk1754
Жыл бұрын
@@decodolly1535 But it's tax deductible...
@redlady935
Жыл бұрын
To be fair he does look a bit different lol
The "Amanda Holden"!!! LOL! I love it!
10 minutes of rude jokes? Yes please
I love Jimmy, and as of today, I believe he's the best comedian alive for me. The jokes may sound harsh but if you listen carefully and think about it, they are in fact very refined and polished, or as I would like to call them; very professional script. thankfully he's young so I can enjoy his work for a lifetime.
@timq6224
Жыл бұрын
he just looks young -- it's all the plastic surgery
@LeSatan
Жыл бұрын
@@timq6224 holy sh1t, you're right, he's 50! I thought he's 30. British men, I guess
@grapefruitsyrup8185
Жыл бұрын
It's usually the lower class of society that's liking him the most because it fits their humour. Not surprising
@abrb1223
Жыл бұрын
He and Frankie Boyle are fantastic, unfortunately he hasn't been doing much as of late.
@petercdowney
Жыл бұрын
Jimmy Carr isn't young. He's in his early 50s - he was born in 1972.
The world needs more Jimmy Carr.
Jimmy is a legend, love him!!!
Oh, the "Amanda Holden"!!!😂😂😂
jimmy is a legend! love his comedy!
@user-xy3zr8uj6m
3 ай бұрын
Jimmy is my favorite comedian
watch a live show every night before sleeping, i completely love this stuff :)
"There's a boy trapped down a well?" If she's as big as a well down there, you're in no danger of getting stuck.
@incorporeal3793
Жыл бұрын
No, but you will need a rope tied around your waist so you can climb back out.
@Batmanstabbingadog
Жыл бұрын
What’s the new message say?
@musicloverme3993
10 ай бұрын
And will create an echo!
Rude, crude and absolutely hilarious ! Carry on.
Brutal humour at it’s finest Mr Carr ⚡️
This 10 minutes wasn't nearly long enough. I need more...
I'll be buttering the baking tray the old-fashioned way from now on
Spiderman might be grossest thing I've heard..well played that man 🤣
@MaxVerhaag
Жыл бұрын
ever heard of the alaskan snowdragon?
Killin it man.
I like that he is saying all the things, most people would definitely not say, especially while standing on a stage… It’s pure, it’s funny, sometimes it’s educating (thanks for warning me from the Snowboard) and i love the interactions with people in the audience, that end in kind of a roasting… Keep up your humor, we definitely need it!
@tigger4011
Жыл бұрын
Snowball.... 😁
Bleeping is sooooooo useless, everybody knows what is Being sad. And it just focuses extra attention to the word. Please do not bleep, its not like the bleeped words are the offensive parts of the story
@stanleyadams4801
Жыл бұрын
Its because KZread wont remove the adverts so he gets no money, its ridiculous but
Stop censoring the videos
@synsoul3499
Жыл бұрын
no
@vec306
Жыл бұрын
Yes
@yaazarai
Жыл бұрын
Blame KZread. Not Jimmy.
@frds_skce
Жыл бұрын
@@yaazarai Jimmy don't even manage this acc, bruh 💀
@BigMcDoogie
Жыл бұрын
Pointless censored and there is plenty of uncensored stuff of Jimmy on here. It’s not like we don’t know the words and kids shouldn’t be watching it anyway… up to parents to ensure kids have appropriate managed access
Jimmy is so awesome it's untrue and he is so aware of the implications of his jokes - eg educated
Buffering the old baking tray 😂😂😂😂
@Reploidx9
10 ай бұрын
Buttering*
@jaapaap123
6 ай бұрын
@@Reploidx9 Yeah, but he's watched a little too much porn ;)
3:40🤣🤣🤣🤣 So true!!
Ricky Gervais, Bill Burr and Jimmy Carr. Need them to do something together
You deserve every penny comedy is hard work
@dazlock4491
Жыл бұрын
He gets every penny, even though the tax man tries to take some back
Love your work Jimmy. Merry Christmas pal
got tickets to the Edmonton show in June 2023 SOOO damn excited!
goddammit i just gave jimmy carr money by watching this
The Amanda Holden 😃😂🤣🤣🤣😭
Bleeping Jimmy Carr? Really?
@akshatshukla069
Жыл бұрын
To avoid Demonetization, I guess
@dominusetdeus060644
Жыл бұрын
@@akshatshukla069 lmao demonization.
@akshatshukla069
Жыл бұрын
@@dominusetdeus060644 my bad
@dominusetdeus060644
Жыл бұрын
@@akshatshukla069 no worries mate it's a hilarious mix up
@akshatshukla069
Жыл бұрын
@@dominusetdeus060644 can't agree more
The Spiderman delivery is ok but Patrice O'Neal was amazing. Very surprised Jimmy didn't opt for the Chicken Cutlet.
@naadde
8 ай бұрын
Patrice O'Neal is the gold standard. The Coca-Cola of comedy.
Outstanding
Brilliant, as usual. The new hair, tho…
Went to the show in Brussels last week : hilarious ! 👍
Jamaica! Also, censoring Jimmy Carr is bullshit.
@henrytheturnip
Жыл бұрын
Jamaica? No she came on her own. I'll see myself out.
French Canadian here and its lovely Hahaaaa
Thumbs down for the censor!
Brilliant!
Too funny... :-)
DO A VAGAS TOUR! Love ya buddy!
his laugh is what makes him funnier!!
Reminds of Faces -"Ya, I'll pay your cab fare, you can even use my best cologne. Just don't be here in the morning when I wake up!"
@Jimmy Carr Really?? Censoring videos is BS! 🤷♂️🤦♂️
@beauheasman2882
Жыл бұрын
Well blame his editor not him
Liked & Subscribed
Well my perineum is probably a worse looking area because my daughter needed to rip that during her birth. Oh and that was the second worse pain I've ever experienced. Recovering from Neurosurgery was a living nightmare and lasted a lot longer. I have watched all your shows on Netflix more than once and I always laugh. Thank you, Mate
good
How has this man not been sainted yet?
I'm guessing if certain words weren't bleeped people would have to verify their age to watch it. If KZread thinks I'm going to give them a copy of my ID they are very much mistaken.
@shmendrickswamii5914
Жыл бұрын
Million dollar idea. KZread should start a version that's just for kids. So adults can watch stuff without every 7th word getting bleeped.
His laugh sounds like a KZreadr called StampyLongNose. It's so cute!
@leedsman54
Жыл бұрын
It’s bloody annoying!
Hilarious jimmy. You have to come to Australia to tour mate!
Funny funny guy
I loved watching this short comedy show, however I was eating breakfast while listening to this filth. 😂😂
8:11
Lmfao omg
Rudest jokes…. I’m all in before it’s even started.
quick laughs
Spiderman is a common occurrence in tge British army these days
Funniest man I've ever watched. From Australia xxxxx
@-_James_-
Жыл бұрын
He's not from Australia. ;)
Beeping Carr is like reading the transcripts from Trump’s Mar a lago secret files
speaking of queefs... his laugh
This video does not need puritanical beeps!
The best humor, and in my eyes the definition of humor, is to take something really bad, let’s say a funaral or any kind of abuse, child, house or whatever, and make this serious stuff funny with a sensitive, right on the edge, joke.. Because a lot of people sadly are familiar with these, situations, with a sense of humor it will make these situations much less painfull. Okay, I can’t imagine what people in these situations experience, but when you seek the border of jokes, it will become funny. After all, comedy isn’t about hurting people or makkng people feel bad, it is about making feel people better and give them a little joy, even with the darkest and hardest jokes. It’ about turning that sad moment into something to laugh about… However rude jokes are in comedy, it is never meng to hurt people, and jimmy carr is absolutely the best in these rude jokes, which sometimes go over the edge, but where never ment to be hurt someone on s personal level! Abd that’s what I love; making jokes which are very much on the edge of acceptable! PS: I’m from the Netherlands and really want to apologize for my poor English writing😢. Hope the most of you will understand my point….
You're welcome, Jimmy
How can you have censored 'rude bits'?
Bleeping out words !! Come on man .
dude that scottish woman had some fucking BICEPS on her
Jimmy vroom vroom
😂😂😂😂
I love the view 🥳
@built2spillit
Жыл бұрын
Not the show 😂
The bleeping is a ridiculous absurdity.
I fucking hate when something is beeeped!!
Why would you censor it
I would like to hear how he sounds after the censorship in Saudi Arabia! maybe a long beep or like sending morse code!
stampylongnose is ruder than I remember
Laughs at others’ Botox, ends up loading his own face with that crap
😂😂😂
@johnmccann5104
Жыл бұрын
Old footage but still funny 😂🇬🇧
Don’t sensor it
Who's the child with the beep button?
I'm sorry to say I still don't get the joke that starts at 6:40
@dantetouchdown9030
Жыл бұрын
Sexy handcuffs are mostly hairy
Jimmy Jimmy, stealing Patrice's spiderman joke. Ah, tax evasion then joke stealing, what's next?
Nadia: aim bot
Cu** grunt 😂
Lmao
Why would i listen to rude jokes ? Half the world's inhabitants or more are rude.
why are there beeps in this vid?
Why are there beeps ?? Wtf?
Gotta admit.... I don't get the collar and cuffs joke ??
@kikass1997gaming
Жыл бұрын
Basically, the cuffs refer to a woman’s pubes, and the collar refers to her hair. So, if a woman shaves her pubes and wants the collar to match the cuffs, she would shave her hair and be bald.
Awww come on, what’s with the censorship here?
Were are the rude jokes????
@dusermiginte4647
Жыл бұрын
....??????????????????????????????????????????????????"questionmark"??????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????
Why were there bleeps? Felt wrong.
Your laugh spoils you and puts me off listening.. Do a poll, they will all agree for you to tell jokes and keep quiet....
I couldn't keep watching it due to the sensoring. Litteraly no point posting this with the beeping.
I don’t want to make a comment about this man so this all I will say.
@dirkandi
8 ай бұрын
But you did, idi.t!
Well, I watch your video but I use adblock ... so ... no money from me
Bro thinks he’s making money from this video 🤦🏿♂️😂
If sex jokes were to be removed from comedy, his whole career would collapse.
Tell them about Rodeo Sex …
You ruined the content the moment you censor anything dont bother posting it.
Blurring prophanities from a Jimmy Carr show is like
Title is missing a c. These are crude jokes.