Sending My Wife A Risky Text...

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From his Netflix special recalibrate, Russell shares a risky text he sent to his wife, and the importance of finding the joy in everyday life.
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  • @Oktopia
    @Oktopia6 ай бұрын

    Russel should be obligatory viewing in every hospital. Adds years to people's lives. :D

  • @aikidorambo2088

    @aikidorambo2088

    6 ай бұрын

    ❤❤

  • @totallybonkers76

    @totallybonkers76

    6 ай бұрын

    Totally! 🙂

  • @dodgygoose3054

    @dodgygoose3054

    6 ай бұрын

    Thats why I'm subed, he makes me laugh & laugh no matter how crap my week may be.

  • @simpleazzvidz1923

    @simpleazzvidz1923

    5 ай бұрын

    well said spot on russels the best

  • @Starlight_System

    @Starlight_System

    4 ай бұрын

    I was in hospital for 5 days and I spent them all watching Russel and I agree 👍

  • @KoldingDenmark
    @KoldingDenmark6 ай бұрын

    Heard a joke the other day:. "When I was a child, we were so poor, had we not been born as boys, we would have had nothing to play with."

  • @kathleenclark5877
    @kathleenclark58776 ай бұрын

    Russell is an absolute treasure! He never fails to please. I especially love it when he addresses some really serious social issues with a quirky comedic angle while at the same time bringing attention to that very serious issue. Love the man!

  • @nitzyblack6143

    @nitzyblack6143

    6 ай бұрын

    Totally agree 👌‼️

  • @NewMessage
    @NewMessage6 ай бұрын

    Sounds like she found somebody's 'end of the world' emergency bag.

  • @datgrrl5698

    @datgrrl5698

    6 ай бұрын

    still desperate for attention and still neither relevant nor witty...go make dinner for your amazing loving wife...cor blimey...

  • @spankflaps1365
    @spankflaps13656 ай бұрын

    “Me and the wife were cleaning the attic. Filthy, dirty, full of cobwebs… but she’s good to the kids.” ~ (Tommy Cooper)

  • @ally1827
    @ally18276 ай бұрын

    I needed that injection of Russ humour 😂😂😂

  • @NlkOzD64

    @NlkOzD64

    6 ай бұрын

    I totally agree with your comment 😂

  • @lewispetherick6753

    @lewispetherick6753

    6 ай бұрын

    Me too. 🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @ThatSingularBarron

    @ThatSingularBarron

    6 ай бұрын

    Yall sound like literal AI

  • @Zir0_135
    @Zir0_1355 ай бұрын

    Watched him live this year, one of the best experiences I’ve had

  • @satyakichakraborty6862
    @satyakichakraborty68626 ай бұрын

    I have heard way too many jokes about Russell's family I wanna meet them now

  • @KoldingDenmark

    @KoldingDenmark

    6 ай бұрын

    He introduced his Mum, once. She looked human.

  • @greenarrow219
    @greenarrow2196 ай бұрын

    Absolute classic 😂😂😂😂 especially the poor kid who learnt to swear from Russell 😂😂😂

  • @davidstone-haigh4880
    @davidstone-haigh48806 ай бұрын

    Clever, witty, informed and hugely entertaining guy.

  • @oliversherman2414
    @oliversherman24146 ай бұрын

    Russell always makes me laugh 😂

  • @kevincurrie2052

    @kevincurrie2052

    6 ай бұрын

    Me too 😂

  • @oliversherman2414

    @oliversherman2414

    6 ай бұрын

    @@kevincurrie2052 😂

  • @callumsymons7991
    @callumsymons79916 ай бұрын

    Note to self leave a weird suitcase if i sell a house.

  • @goatkiller666
    @goatkiller6666 ай бұрын

    Gran: It’s just noises and smells. Me: So is every other day, for you.

  • @uyd
    @uyd5 ай бұрын

    rusell howard is an absolute comic genius

  • @davidletarte214
    @davidletarte2146 ай бұрын

    i gotta be careful drinking when i watch russell because i'm bound to be spittin' it all over the place 😄

  • @Eva-mp7xg
    @Eva-mp7xg6 ай бұрын

    Long live auntie Gary! (I know she's trying) 😂

  • @WatchingDude
    @WatchingDude6 ай бұрын

    I can parallel park. So does that mean I can bum you in the attic? ❤

  • @Slash1066

    @Slash1066

    6 ай бұрын

    The logic checks out 👍

  • @yourmother12403

    @yourmother12403

    6 ай бұрын

    looking at your other comments, you are a very strange person

  • @toni-leeblair5869
    @toni-leeblair58696 ай бұрын

    Aussies love you mate, fkn hilarious! 👏🤣❤️

  • @krizan1
    @krizan16 ай бұрын

    This guy's family is nuts in a good way. 😊

  • @Fledhyris
    @Fledhyris6 ай бұрын

    Pranks in the Attic! Wonder if they thought to themselves, hehehe, let's leave this for the next owners, won't they be surprised!

  • @acid3129
    @acid31296 ай бұрын

    My nan died last week . She was a massive cow always ripping into people but in that funny old person way . Well when she died she was in bed my brother sitting next to her while my mum made her some toast. She takes a bite looks at my brother and says " your mum is useless half this toast isn't bloody toasted " my brother laughed and looked away at the TV he turned back to her moments later to say somthing and she was dead just died toast still in hand . Her last words where bitching about under toasted toast . When I was told later that day first thing I thought was never accept toast from my mum

  • @KoldingDenmark

    @KoldingDenmark

    6 ай бұрын

    She sounds like my brother's mother-in-law. She always managed to have the last word. Even in her death.

  • @acid3129

    @acid3129

    6 ай бұрын

    @KoldingDenmark turns out she had a massive heart attack basically killed her instantly. My brothers taking it really hard as he was told to do CPR by dispatchers feeling her rubs breaking only to be told she had a DNR in place when the paramedics arrived and they just declared her death

  • @lifesbutastumble

    @lifesbutastumble

    4 ай бұрын

    Nah, you should never accept toast from your dead nan 😅 Condolences, BTW. Hope you're doing fine 🙂

  • @GsChillChannel
    @GsChillChannel6 ай бұрын

    This man is amazing 😂 love you Russell 😍

  • @SilentRoses
    @SilentRoses6 ай бұрын

    This is the Russel Howard i remember as a kid!

  • @tundeorosz5937
    @tundeorosz59375 ай бұрын

    Freaking love him!!

  • @vikj1255
    @vikj12555 ай бұрын

    That was f45kin great. "its all noises and smells...." 🤣😂🥰

  • @angelasieg5099
    @angelasieg50996 ай бұрын

    He always makes me laugh

  • @OcrafterCyberAthlete
    @OcrafterCyberAthlete5 ай бұрын

    Clearly it was somebody's apocalyptic survival stash for just in case.

  • @extrahappy6769
    @extrahappy67693 күн бұрын

    I don't know if this would ever get to Russel, but that photo at the top of this page is an epic portrayal of Russel's whole style, in looks and spirit

  • @tanjab3323
    @tanjab33236 ай бұрын

    I should work, but now I'm crying on the floor

  • @lemoncherry8765
    @lemoncherry87655 ай бұрын

    i live in england, i've never been glad to be alive

  • @lindaarmstrongjackman9788
    @lindaarmstrongjackman97886 ай бұрын

    Russel is joy!

  • @ElGordo1959
    @ElGordo19594 ай бұрын

    Coming to Perth WA in February - can't wait!

  • @Rubicon-23
    @Rubicon-236 ай бұрын

    Love this dude.

  • @valeriesuttonpayne7413
    @valeriesuttonpayne74136 ай бұрын

    I love Russell SO much.

  • @litarosa6434
    @litarosa64346 ай бұрын

    Your Humour makes us feel Glad to be Alive! 😂 💖💫💞 Thank You!

  • @kevininglesant2514
    @kevininglesant25142 ай бұрын

    Thank you Russell, you are a diamond 💎

  • @EattheApple666
    @EattheApple6666 ай бұрын

    First time seeing Russell, glad I found him, nice!

  • @danielsantiagourtado3430
    @danielsantiagourtado34306 ай бұрын

    You always make Me laugh😂😂😂😂

  • @embrio18
    @embrio186 ай бұрын

    Bloody brilliant

  • @lindawoodruff2772
    @lindawoodruff27726 ай бұрын

    So good. Thank you.

  • @feralbluee
    @feralbluee6 ай бұрын

    I can’t help it - I love Russ. Besides a few too many butt or bum jokes, he is so funny in such a genuine way. he truly cares. The wonderful bit about the mum in the zoo, you could tell he really liked her little face. And the microphone stand - ye gods! Only he could make that fit for 13 year old kids. I sure wouldn’t have minded. (Okay, depending on the kid, I have a boy kid :) If I need to cheer up, it’s Russell every time :) 😋🌷🌱

  • @user-lc4qe4gr7k
    @user-lc4qe4gr7k5 ай бұрын

    Russ's Mum must be a laugh riot.

  • @dadmindmatters
    @dadmindmatters4 ай бұрын

    "Bum you in the attic! 🤣🤣Hi Russell, I've always loved your stand up. I imagine I'm joining a very long queue but I have a youtube channel and podcast called Dad Mind Matters where I talk about all things marriage, parenting and mental health. If you ever might be up for being on as a podcast guest and talking about whatever you want to talk about it would be epic. Happy New Year James

  • @ashleyspicer4199
    @ashleyspicer41996 ай бұрын

    Thank you for being an ally A bishop in America was just fired by the pope for LBTGQ bigotry. 🙏 I loved the good news section of your shows. Pure enjoyment this morning. I love your animated, compelling, and sincere telling of your life. You're very talented and humorous. 😊😊😊😊😊😊

  • @tectamk.thorne7837

    @tectamk.thorne7837

    6 ай бұрын

    There is always good in the world, even if the bad excels at being the most public.

  • @igrim4777

    @igrim4777

    6 ай бұрын

    I'm sure the firing had nothing to do with the bishop's anti-vax anti-rationality comments or his repeated criticisms of the papacy or his extremely vocal demands that a parishioner outside his diocese be denied Communion or that it was yet another backward American bishop, of which there are many, trying to create trouble in the Church and even cause a schism over multiple issues. No it was all one issue that you have an interest in.

  • @simonglover2996
    @simonglover29965 ай бұрын

    Gold!

  • @2Madre
    @2Madre6 ай бұрын

    so funny, thnx russ, was having a chit day

  • @user-og4ki1tm3x
    @user-og4ki1tm3x4 ай бұрын

    He tells jokes yet manages to do it without bigotry or discrimination

  • @xalx09x
    @xalx09x6 ай бұрын

    Love russ

  • @padders1068
    @padders10686 ай бұрын

    Brilliant! 🙂🙂🙂😂😂😂

  • @jacquibradley1598
    @jacquibradley15986 ай бұрын

    Quite funny, well done

  • @siesmicserpent
    @siesmicserpent6 ай бұрын

    😂😂😂 one of the best🫶

  • @drachior
    @drachior6 ай бұрын

    Lost it at the apple juice xD

  • @cwtchtalk
    @cwtchtalk6 ай бұрын

    Lol i have an uncle who we also call aunty Garry 😂😂😂

  • @user-gp9sh6vv8i
    @user-gp9sh6vv8i2 ай бұрын

    Sheer talent.

  • @t.m.p8187
    @t.m.p81876 ай бұрын

    I’ve never laughed so hard 😂😭

  • @T-Bag13

    @T-Bag13

    6 ай бұрын

    You obviously don't watch much & your parents never brought you up in the right way. 🙄

  • @Sparx632

    @Sparx632

    6 ай бұрын

    @@T-Bag13says the person with a testicles joke for a username and picture.

  • @T-Bag13

    @T-Bag13

    6 ай бұрын

    NAME?

  • @Sparx632

    @Sparx632

    6 ай бұрын

    @@T-Bag13 T-Bag as in the action of crouching over someone’s face to dunk your testicles on them. Which is clearly the joke based on your profile picture depicting a tea bag in the shape of testicles.

  • @t.m.p8187

    @t.m.p8187

    6 ай бұрын

    they are either 9 or a 45 year old virgin@@Sparx632

  • @LimeyRedneck
    @LimeyRedneck6 ай бұрын

    A willy, a dog and maybe a trip to the zoo, too‽ 😳😅

  • @3batscarr718
    @3batscarr7186 ай бұрын

    Ironically rem was playing as i was watching this

  • @scottmwilhelms2437
    @scottmwilhelms24376 ай бұрын

    So my thought was if your mum finds it and says nothing it just disappears from under the couch. 😳🤣

  • @shadowprince4482
    @shadowprince44826 ай бұрын

    That sounds like a really good investment for a prank. Hide giant fake penises under people's furniture so if they ever move the furniture for any reason they'll all be super puzzled.

  • @bunyipdragon9499

    @bunyipdragon9499

    6 ай бұрын

    Well cleaners usually know where the dildo etc is hidden. I know because I've stumbled across at least 5 over the years - it's amazing what we know 😵‍💫

  • @totallybonkers76
    @totallybonkers766 ай бұрын

    He's right tho .. should be a good thing at the end of the news.

  • @crabwalk7773
    @crabwalk77736 ай бұрын

    👏👏👏❤❤❤❤

  • @jerrywinder7249
    @jerrywinder72496 ай бұрын

    It's the missing "heinz beans" that the man losed at airport! Resecently. 😮😮

  • @Rainbowofthefallen
    @Rainbowofthefallen6 ай бұрын

    Just commenting for the algorithm 💜💙

  • @stupidoldgamer
    @stupidoldgamer5 ай бұрын

    Faaaakin'ell🤣😂🤣😁🤣🤣🤣😂

  • @chijindu2002
    @chijindu20026 ай бұрын

    🤣🤣🤣🤣💜

  • @kaidexe3660
    @kaidexe36606 ай бұрын

    AHHHHHHHH

  • @tREVVA1
    @tREVVA16 ай бұрын

    🤣

  • @grimreaper3330
    @grimreaper33306 ай бұрын

    😂😂😂😂😂

  • @Chaosssbvtch
    @Chaosssbvtch6 ай бұрын

    First comment 😭and I love you Russell 😭😭😭

  • @nicolamatthews2993
    @nicolamatthews29933 ай бұрын

    😂😂😂

  • @roymillsjnr5172
    @roymillsjnr51726 ай бұрын

    😂😂🤚

  • @DonnaBarrHerself
    @DonnaBarrHerself6 ай бұрын

    WHAT WAS THE 4TH OBJECT IN THE SUITCASE????

  • @unkolawdio
    @unkolawdio6 ай бұрын

    Whatever I want

  • @thefifthGV
    @thefifthGV2 ай бұрын

    I've lost some baked beans.. wait

  • @jorgiotoldo8636
    @jorgiotoldo86366 ай бұрын

    holy , i was sure you were gay. never thought so wrong in my life. still love your content ^^

  • @tutacat
    @tutacat6 ай бұрын

    I guess heinz excluded this bit from the advert

  • @timjonsson7761
    @timjonsson77615 ай бұрын

    when the new netflix special coming bruv

  • @Itsembish.

    @Itsembish.

    Ай бұрын

    he’s filming it next month

  • @user-rt4zb8xp8b
    @user-rt4zb8xp8b5 ай бұрын

    ...WHICH REM CD though?

  • @ashleyspicer4199
    @ashleyspicer41996 ай бұрын

    This is going to be good. I know it.

  • @ThatCoalSoul
    @ThatCoalSoul6 ай бұрын

    8:06 Callback that doesn't make sense as the video closer? Whoops.

  • @vellss3524
    @vellss35246 ай бұрын

    Early for once

  • @abdalleahmed4613
    @abdalleahmed46136 ай бұрын

    Russel Howard is the Dave Chappell of UK

  • @ThatCoalSoul

    @ThatCoalSoul

    6 ай бұрын

    He respects trans people so ...HE'S NOT.

  • @coptotermes
    @coptotermes6 ай бұрын

    You do kinda see marriage in animals. Just saying. Pink and Grey Galahs in Aus for instance. They pair up for life. I think other birds do as well.

  • @decodolly1535

    @decodolly1535

    3 ай бұрын

    Don't shingleback lizards pair for life too? Must be an Australian thing.

  • @The_10th_Doctor.

    @The_10th_Doctor.

    2 ай бұрын

    Penguins

  • @paulmurgatroyd6372
    @paulmurgatroyd63726 ай бұрын

    Wife? Slip up, Russell?

  • @aethellstan
    @aethellstan6 ай бұрын

    you're english, it's a hen party not a batchelorette party.

  • @MotoHikes

    @MotoHikes

    6 ай бұрын

    Just as Russell stated in the video, you must be one of those people just looking to be annoyed at something.

  • @aethellstan

    @aethellstan

    6 ай бұрын

    @@MotoHikesnot really. i live in england and i'm fed up with people who are english speaking american. it's lazy.

  • @Connor-ONeill

    @Connor-ONeill

    6 ай бұрын

    What, did you not understand what "bachelorette party" means? It's almost like it's a _netflix special._ One that will be available in countries other than Britain, most of which won't have a fu*king clue what a "hen party" is. Stop trying to be the gatekeeper for an entire language. I'm also English and I couldn't give a shit less what terms he uses, I have more pressing concerns in my life.

  • @aethellstan

    @aethellstan

    6 ай бұрын

    @@Connor-ONeill cobblers. it's nothing to do with netflix, an american streaming platform. it's to do with an english comedian doing stand-up to an english audience and he's using american words not english. frankly i don't give a dman whether people from other countries know what a hen party is and if you don't care then there will come a point in time where things you actually do care about will be subsumed into a culture that isn't ours and it's too late. language is an important driver to culture just ask any indigenous people where they are having to speak english or french etc, they lose sight of who they are.

  • @vermontvampyre

    @vermontvampyre

    6 ай бұрын

    Funny how someone from a country who stole everything from many cultures over the years; land, cultural items, people, and even language; could be butthurt in regards to an Englishman to be doing exactly as his ancestors did....borrow spare vocabulary from elsewhere. How do you think English got to where it is today? From stealing from OTHER languages. Also maybe he used "bachelorette" because some women could feel offended being compared to chickens? Which a lot of people view as some of the dumbest birds in existence.

  • @maureengouldie1993
    @maureengouldie19936 ай бұрын

    Crazy how nearly everything these days has 2 meanings. Whats ATTIC mean? At&t ice cream?

  • @robambrose4199

    @robambrose4199

    6 ай бұрын

    No: a tick.

  • @mcbikeman5673
    @mcbikeman56736 ай бұрын

    I have tried and tried to find this man funny but nope he just is not funny to me

  • @osc4ryt1212
    @osc4ryt12126 ай бұрын

    That was 50% kinda funny, 50% unfunny

  • @peterporkeresq.2817
    @peterporkeresq.28176 ай бұрын

    'Sex' is today's lowest form of humour, if you remove every reference to sex from contemporary comedy, you'll have nothing.

  • @notme2day

    @notme2day

    6 ай бұрын

    Americans are really uptight when it comes to sex or nudity. Some people should really lighten up. It's not the end of the world or humanity ... unless you *stop* shaggin.

  • @charliecook-pt6gu
    @charliecook-pt6gu6 ай бұрын

    not funny, you are nothing without news stories. felt like i was watching a female comedian.

  • @IntensiveCareSecondary

    @IntensiveCareSecondary

    6 ай бұрын

    Well you might not think he's funny, but he's evidently successful lmao

  • @charliecook-pt6gu

    @charliecook-pt6gu

    6 ай бұрын

    he is successful purely because the news exists he has no actual material he isnt a proper comedian.@@IntensiveCareSecondary

  • @bournemouthisshit
    @bournemouthisshit6 ай бұрын

    Now THAT'S a trick! Leave a bag in the loft that alludes to something!

  • @pascaledowling6309
    @pascaledowling63096 ай бұрын

    😂😂😂😂

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