5:34 “He looks like he’s been sprinkled with alpaca pubes and wired to a Van De Graaf Generator.” Now that, that is a creative insult.

Boris totally missed his vocation in life, his comedy material is endless and priceless😂😂😂

@zarakikon6352

6 ай бұрын

They should put him in an asylum instead of in public office.

One of the most baffling / depressing things about Boris Johnson is that there are people out there actively defending him and the utter nonsense he continues to spout. Remember that film Idiocracy? I'm beginning to think it was actually created to be a documentary not a comedy.

@aderi31415

11 ай бұрын

It was prophecy.

@lucyh4355

11 ай бұрын

I was describing that film to someone in their 20's just last week...😅

@Velvetx4cove

11 ай бұрын

The realization was funny at first but over time it just got more depressing that it's accurate to how humanity functions. Don't Look Up makes me feel the same way.

@wsotw2218

11 ай бұрын

The funny thing is in that film is the fact that the so-called intelligent people killed themselves off... In the real world the idiots are those that believe climate change, pro LGBT, body positive and vegan movements. The government want the public to be fat lazy, stupid and compliant it makes their job alot easier, and the mainstream media is pushing all of this.

@_____alyptic

11 ай бұрын

Not to mention lying about the disgusting Chris Pincher lies They still talk about a slice of cake as if that's all that happened, The pictures were public! While they were smooching eachother and covering their butts, we missed saying goodbye to our loved ones and then the funerals!

Just watched this after having a sh...t day. Really cheered me up and had my stomach in stitches. Laugh a minute. Brilliant Russell Howard.

boris.....the comedy gift that keeps on giving

@jabroni_james

11 ай бұрын

The comedy grift that keeps on grifting

@JoshQuinn0

11 ай бұрын

Oven ready

@FortitudineVincimus

11 ай бұрын

Like Herpes...

@JoshQuinn0

11 ай бұрын

@@FortitudineVincimus so that's where boris got that slogan from

@66Sixxy

11 ай бұрын

I'm so jealous that you guys had Boris. We're STILL dealing with Trump, his cult, & Qcumbers. Send help ASAP!

Boris Johnson may have been a terrible Prime Minister, but he sure does make for good comedy 😂

@_____alyptic

11 ай бұрын

Boris shoulda stuck to the comedy panels he tried to get in on

@OmegaWolf-jk7te

10 ай бұрын

True

@oliversherman2414

10 ай бұрын

@@_____alyptic Even if his jokes might have been bad, his hair certainly would've made the audience laugh

@geordievillan

9 ай бұрын

Could stick him on a tiny island with a chimpanzee. Be worth a giggle seeing how they both get on after a month, i reckon.

@oliversherman2414

9 ай бұрын

@@geordievillan He'd probably drive the monkey to insanity after forcing him to listen to his bullsh*t policies

And somehow I knew Russel Howard would make a story about this since he’s always taking the mick outta boris love it! 😂😂

@johnmccann5104

11 ай бұрын

Anything that takes the piss out of that scumbag gets my vote.....and funny too 😂😂😂🇬🇧

@demonkingak1755

11 ай бұрын

It’s not a story about it, it’s recycled older bits about it

@jamespicksley5781

11 ай бұрын

​@@demonkingak1755the start is about it, briefly. But yes, the majority is older stuff

@emilymulligan1199

11 ай бұрын

@@demonkingak1755 the first bit aye

@funface4

11 ай бұрын

Russel Howard brilliant as ever. Just watch him when u feel gloomy and he’ll make it sunny again. He’s hilarious👏🏼🙌🏼

Thanks for all the contextual reminders. I'm laughing, but fuming.

Love this channel! Boris provides endless material! 😂😂😂😂

@MichaelSmith-ns8ow

11 ай бұрын

His watt's apps may set the precedent and the enquiry may ask for other's to do the same. Who's watt's apping may reveal personal assignations (one on one) in depth and at length.

@OmegaWolf-jk7te

11 ай бұрын

It’s practically the only way he gets views.

@CartoDarko

11 ай бұрын

​@@OmegaWolf-jk7tetrue or not who cares lmao it's funny

"No one cares" "What are you talking about" typical politicians 😂😂😂

"spoke utter bollocks" - like every other speech Boris has given in his life.

0:30 Please leave a warning. I'm listening on my laptop with full audio and got some very strange stares.

@joeharley1423

11 ай бұрын

@Arrash Oh god no… 🤣

@ginnycee13

9 ай бұрын

Headphones are already invented, just an idea for you.

Russel is so funny. He makes me happy.

Although... wind power in the UK was significantly less before Boris gave all these speeches.

Johnson actually said that about wind B4 HE BOUGHT SHARES IN DRAX

I am 45 years old and I've heard this song multiple times in my childhood and throughout my life, and it still gives me Goosebumps. It still transports me through time! I feel every note and every word of the song and I absolutely love it! I'm so glad you found it and love it, too!

1:57 "Boris spoke utter bollocks." Really? What did you expect, Russell? That he'd turn into an ecological expert since he's no longer Prime Minister?

Hi Russell Howard 👋😎 I was very fortunate enough to finally see you live in concert in Swansea ❤ it was fantastic, so very funny 😂 & I finally got too fulfil a promise that I made to my nephew over 10 years ago ❤ I told him that if you ever came to Wales 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿 then I would take him & I did that 😂❤ he also thoroughly enjoyed the experience 🥰😎👍🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿

@taras6806

11 ай бұрын

That's very sweet (though I'm not sure about the 'in concert'' bit,').

@heidibevan1916

11 ай бұрын

@@taras6806 That's what it was advertised as "A Stand-Up Concert" 😎👍🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿

@tenofivelips

11 ай бұрын

Lovely story. Thanks for sharing. 💗

@heidibevan1916

11 ай бұрын

@@tenofivelips Thanks 😊 & I hope that you're having a fabulous day 😎👍🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿

Climate crisis yet they all fly in to have a meeting that potentially could be done via zoom 🤦‍♂️

one day someone at a speech with bobby johnlegs someone will yell "GET A DOCTOR! HE'S CLEARLY HAVING A STROKE! EVERY SECOND COUNTS" .... and people will actually think about what he has said for once and go "you know what fair enough let's play it save"

@Sirius1914

11 ай бұрын

You on lsd?

@Fylasfrommabi

11 ай бұрын

@@Sirius1914 ... have you HEARD boris johnson speak? it makes me question if someonebody spiked my drinks every time he opens his mouth!

@Sirius1914

11 ай бұрын

@@Fylasfrommabi Not really, you're just overexaggerating. He's an awful, corrupt prime minister no doubt but can't you think of anything better than low hanging fruit?? Hah-hah, his hair is bad due to Uncombable Hair Syndrome, truly hilarious. Now let's repeat this joke over a course of 3 years because jokes never get old.

@sjs9698

11 ай бұрын

@@Fylasfrommabi fair, for my own sanity i decided long ago to never listen to a word that fuckwit says... even reading the shit that he spouts is bad enough. i'm pretty sure none of the folk defending him ever hear a thing he says too, tbh.

Im waiting for russels take on the phillip schofield stuff

Thanks for the much needed laughs

Dilyn is probably wishing he was back in the shelter. He didn't want a Pannacotta for an owner.

"Drunk fought invisible man, man tries to make love to ambulance".... as a Floridian I'll raise y'all. Drunk man brings alligator into store he bought alcohol in. In the last 10 years 2 people in my town alone have been shot in their truck by their dog. (one of them is actually a friend of mine)

6:47 I love his impersonation of Prince Philip... The Meekro-wah-vay

@kathleenclark5877

11 ай бұрын

I am totally annexing this pronunciation. Cannot be resisted.

would honestly make my night if I was at a rave and saw Russell Howard there 😂❤

Circa 5:38, In my effort to suppress an involuntarily spraying of a mouthful of coffee, I nearly choked. 🤣🤣🤣

Boris the Grifter ...... Can you grift it. Boris the Grifter. Yes he can .... 🤔🙄🤣

Love your vloggs!!

Can you help us make Trump go away? Maybe we can send them somewhere together.🤣

@sueyourself5413

11 ай бұрын

Maybe choose someone to run against him that isn't likely to die any day. Someone who doesn't have dementia. Just an idea.

@m0L3ify

11 ай бұрын

I hear he's afraid of windmills...

@simonwinter8839

11 ай бұрын

@@m0L3ify That was Donkey Hoe Tea !!

@frenchguitarguy1091

11 ай бұрын

Eh easy, just keep pushing De Santis as a better leader, trump looses republican primary then out of his sense of ego runs as independent, kills any semblance of a trump presidency with the plus that the republicans lost loads of votes.

@simonwinter8839

11 ай бұрын

@@frenchguitarguy1091 Sounds good to me !!

The police statement of ''no evidence'' was gold I heard a scream outside my house ''ive fucken been stabbed' HELP'' -- a puddle of blood, and a trail of blood drippings, but because ''the blood didnt go to someones front door they werent going to attend, or send an officer : /

@JoeWilson738

11 ай бұрын

That’s a lie mate.

‘A turd that won’t flush’ 😂😂

@stuartlawsonbeattie1411

11 ай бұрын

That is Russel Howard.

Love Russel Howard

I love Russell Howard!

Russel just discovered your KZread videos this morning LMAO 🤣 especially on tRump

Why on earth does Boris insist on going to these events still 🤬 just trying to stay relevant I still wouldn't be shocked if he ends up returning as PM 🤦🏻‍♂️

@MichaelSmith-ns8ow

11 ай бұрын

He gets paid to represent the Country. (250 000? A year)

@mcfcguvnors

11 ай бұрын

free holiday - diplomatic bag to bring a kilo of charlie home that sort of thing

@lmetcalf-gc2ic

11 ай бұрын

@@MichaelSmith-ns8ow kinda sad he gets paid so much when you consider there's so many people struggling ATM

@thebreakdownartist9260

11 ай бұрын

If this happens I want to leave…enough of tori full stop. They spend the entire time saying fa

@taras6806

11 ай бұрын

This is a repeat from ages ago.

That's a great way to show your support for tackling climate change; a one day cross continent plane journey !!

Probably the earliest I've been to a video.

Thanks for focusing on Boris's incoherent language. What adds to his gibberish is his staccato delivery and poorly punctuated speech

Boris certainly swaddles a lot

When BoJo finally pops his posh clogs, the epitaph on his grave should read "What the fuck was he talking about?"

I’ve lost count of how many times watching this I’ve said, “say what???”

Wonderful to see the truth about our former Prime Minister, the Honourable member for Bollocks, to eloquently displayed!

How many catastrophic events dates have been and gone so far, we are still here. Bowie.

I'm a bit late to this party, but I wanted to add that in spite of the world of difference between tRump and Boris, both of our countries seemed to have co-elected the most useless leaders we could have ever elected. What's going wrong with our free-world governments? And, as a far off viewer of British comedy, Boris reminds me of the M.P. "Upper Class Twit of the year" competion from earlier television. God save us all ! ............ Thanks Russell !

@nicolenotizieeamici

4 ай бұрын

True

“What the fuck are you talking about!”

Russell was a pro lockdown nut,wat a dhead

BoJO has more children than things he's accomplished for the country

@nicolenotizieeamici

4 ай бұрын

Who the hell sleeps with this man???😂😂😂😂😂

They got a buffet at this rave or what? 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣☠️

Well that's the Met police for you. Don't investigate actual crimes, just protect all those who commit them and hire those in the force to commit them also.

Excellent

Captain haircut 😂😂😂😂

He's a humourless Mr Blobby.. "Blobby blobby BLOBBY!!"

People can just grow yogurt bacteria at home in milk, then they get their own yogurt, and if you make enough you can sell it to make lots of money as it would be more expensive

Rus is funny AF

well to be fair, Boris will have a little more sea to swim in thanks to climate change

Russel 😂🙌

Oh, Blue Guardian, where are you now? 🤣 I guess the nobs at the ends of the Neighbourhood Watch Association staff, the Count Staff, the Daily Fail staff or the Anti-Villain staff have them engaged in some other Legendary Purpose like getting them a bream. Either that, or they’re dealing with their own hunger while they wait for the bus.

The hair cut thing was spot on. Basically he was saying if the other does something the other has to do it. Can't be different at all!

Boris is fighting Russia with his chums 😂

The parallels between Boris and Trump are amazing!

Methinks Boris's team is trolling him

Using the you've been framed canned laughter machine

Anyone else counting the red squares on the back wall? Haha

Has anyone ever tried to actually pull the skin off rice? It ain’t easy, gives you blisters.

Is this from a new season of the show?

i saw him in Norwich he was rlly funny

@HuplesCat

11 ай бұрын

Who? Boris? 😂

@tyler119tv3

11 ай бұрын

@@HuplesCat Russell obv

I honestly think the Muppet show has more credibility than how the British government is conducted 😂

Russel u absalute bastard i was sitting down with my family eating dinner and bro i saw this video pop up an yeh u can gues the rest all my family just said forgot to clear ya history did ya 😅😅😂

Bro’s got the same hair as his dog lmao.

That’s defo a southern fairy raver 😂

If that's the sort of dance that makes you feel amazing when you're on X, then that's the sort of dance you do at a rave.

Another old out of date post Russell. Great job mate!

@JamifyYT

11 ай бұрын

I like posted old clips. It’s a mix of new (start) and old relevant to BOJO being a dick. I’d rather that than just old or just new clips. The more Russell the better. The 10 min ish format is great

Oh dear, I've missed something. When did the "pyramids were a grain silo" guy go into british politics?

I'm confused why it's showing clips from last year😅

5:35 That was mean!

Lizzy from prisoner cell block H used to say that!

What app do use use to make the joke whattsapps ?

Olise said that months ago?

Shame there isn't some sort of law enforcement!

just me or is the text AT 5:54 getting bigger and smaller and going up and down?

Really shouldn't have played the video without the headset

Boris speaks tongue 🤣

Whatsapp claims all text and voice calls are encrypted end to end.. so is this a real or faked post? . And how/ who leaked it?

Where is Boris Yeltsin Johnson going Russia? Where is my 98k I'm not mucking around

His Boris Johnson is the same as his Prince Philip

New season when?

Boris is weird 🤣😂

Ahh the dying planet.... erm no the planet will be fine it's the humans who will be wiped out. oh dear never mind.

Reason he's in the news ? Thinks he can get back in

XD 😂😂😂😂

8:00 Aussie PM 12:10 UK joke police 14:05 Christmas rave at 10

Don't worry, there day is coming soon, and it won't be a good one a little yellow bird told me.

Who cares! Why would anyone who is qualified want that job. Anyone capable of running the country won't do it because of the pay cut and the endless scrutiny. Do the country a favour: KEEP CALM AND CARRY ON. (Move on to something productive.)

we are all going to die... before things improve...💀

Let’s be honest… this guy makes George W Bush sound like a fucking rocket scientist!

That why this week when the Australia Trade came online they are laughing at us in a very bad way saying are the britain gone really stupid it gives more to the Australia then us.

Love yer. Tried to write. Give up

Good rave today, innit? 😅

i still dont understand why Brits are laughing at this stuff....they should be ripping the gates off Downing street to get them