He wouldnt have to use the nuclear threat if he could actually organize an invasion of a country ten times smaller. He couldnt organize a pissup in a vodka distillery

@burnyizland

9 ай бұрын

Or if he didn't attack another innocent country to begin with.

@tripwire3992

9 ай бұрын

@@burnyizland thats what im sayin, he couldnt organise it and war analysts all over the world knew it would fail based of how shit csechnya (i cant spell) went. They predicted that the modern russian army would even struggle to invade north korea

@burnyizland

9 ай бұрын

@@tripwire3992 No, it's not what you're saying. I'm saying he shouldn't have brought aggression where none was warranted. You're calling him a shit strategist at facilitating the aggression. Not the same point at all.

@hazmania

9 ай бұрын

Thank god Putin DID NOT organise the illegal invasion more efficiently! It’s a tragedy & a crime that it happened at all. Putin is a war criminal, so are his generals & soldiers. Shame on NATO for not giving more aid initially.

@tripwire3992

9 ай бұрын

@@burnyizland mate i never once said that i want the war, not did i state support for it. I made a comment about incompetance from a dictator. do not fucking put words in my mouth.

I live in a coastal South Carolina tourist town. And tourists will wear the craziest t-shirts, so you become kinda immune to NSFW in your face on someone’s chest. Really don’t even notice the design nowadays… But I was at the grocery store this past Sunday and saw an older gentleman (in his 70’s?) in a t-shirt that said “Puck Futjn”…. I just giggled, complimented him and he said “my mom is up there (points up) either rollin’ her eyes or laughin’ her ass off! But she was Ukrainian so I’m pretty sure she’s lovin’ it!!” Coolest dude I met this summer.

@burnyizland

9 ай бұрын

OMG I was at a family fair in my hometown 2 days ago and this woman, with 2 kids under 10 in tow, was proudly wearing a shirt that said, "Hotter than a hoochie's cooch." WHAAAAT?

@frankfairey1858

9 ай бұрын

Lmao I'm from North Myrtle Beach, that's pretty accurate

Russell is definitely one of the best satirists of our era! He makes us laugh, even as we want to cry, given our understanding of the severity of what Putin is doing to the Ukraine, and also to his own people. 16 "Oligarchs' mysteriously dying? I smell a leader who is fearful of those who might have the courage to oppose him.

@thebigmightybattleship

9 ай бұрын

Especially now, after he has seen what it would look like

@Blessed_V0id

8 ай бұрын

Shut it. You have no idea what your on about

@markpimlott2879

8 ай бұрын

Russell Howard for Canadian Prime Minister! ('Obviously he's £☆

@NLTops

7 ай бұрын

You might wanna start with not calling it "the" Ukraine. That's what Russia calls it.

@ruthmckay9086

4 ай бұрын

I quite agree - although if I were Russell Howard I wouldn't be venturing near any high windows for the foreseeable future. I can't believe there's even a word for it: Defenestration. Mind you, I suppose it's become so... well... prevalent in Putin's Russia, they had to call it *something*.

Missed a trick there....could've mentioned that his guards stored his stools in a metal container known as "Vladimir's Poo-tin" 😂

@rogerdogger6969

9 ай бұрын

😄😃😆

@amhelm86

9 ай бұрын

Well played.... very well played.

@tytn9978

9 ай бұрын

Oh that is definitely FUNNY!

@markpimlott2879

8 ай бұрын

Obviously you're not being feces-shist! 💩

@mlee6050

6 ай бұрын

Perfect, must say I love the picture they used of him for that bit too

This guy is hilarious. We need more.

@jasondawson4730

7 ай бұрын

Really

I thought "Don't." was a reasonable response. Trump would have talked about how much of a genius Putin is, and some leaders would have threatened Armageddon. I thought "Don't" acted as a warning but gave nothing away.

@andhi100

9 ай бұрын

He hardly demonstrates the leadership qualities expected from a president. (Neither off them so).

@thegreenmanofnorwich

9 ай бұрын

I thought it was quite a reasonable reply. I'm not sure what more is really required.

@weswheel4834

9 ай бұрын

I watch an ex-teacher on youtube and he's previously talked about how not following through on threats loses you credibility. For example if a teacher says "The next kid to make a noise in this classroom gets expelled" and then doesn't follow through with it. Biden's response avoids falling into this trap without saying something too vague such as "Well, there would be consequences."

@medealkemy

8 ай бұрын

Speak quietly but carry a big stick 🤷‍♀️

@hmvaa

8 ай бұрын

He vocalised weakly and Trump would not call Putin a genius in response to Nuclear threats, you’re going off of an interview and missing context out. Trump is against the war in Ukraine & wouldn’t have sounded soft when saying don’t; Biden said “don’t” with weak intonation. Playing Devil’s Advocate for an actual racist fascist bigot like Biden is weird, do your own research.

Any time you end a threat with "I'm not bluffing" it tells everyone you're trying to scare that the closest thing you have to a nuclear bomb is a can of old beans.

LOL "modern weapons?! you're sat next to a fax machine"

I used to work down the street from the designated orgy spot in Kyiv. As far as semi-occupied warehouse lots go, it's not half bad, but I wouldn't recommend getting aggressively freaky & naked there unless you're certain that death is at your doorstep in terms of the dirt, glass shards, motor oil, dog shit, and other special goodies you can expect to find up in your nether regions out there...

The fax machine bit and Dobbie(?) the neo nazi had me dyin' 😂 😅 😂

@weeguy52

8 ай бұрын

Same🤣

Absolutely Legend. Best British Comedians by far

I would have thought that, if the person who can launch the world's most powerful nuclear strike says, ''Don't'' then that is probably all he needs to say to get his message across!

@spencertwoeightyz3383

8 ай бұрын

To me, it is like a movie where the antagonist makes a bunch of threats, then someone like Jackie Chan or Chuck Norris says “don’t”. After it all unfolds, the hero walks away saying “I warned him not to”.

@obi-ron

8 ай бұрын

That was the moment where Dark Brandon turned Dirty Harry

@mihhailgotovtsev2555

7 ай бұрын

That is actually what he said. The rest is translator fantasies.

They gotta bring back the Russell howard show😂👊

@dbol9220

3 ай бұрын

dislike

@hopenicolex

2 ай бұрын

I agree with this statement, Russell Howard never fails to make me laugh 🤣

5:03 I love the guy on the right cracking up

You'd think that people would have learnt after WW2 not to start any more wars, but apparently not

@Mytee1

9 ай бұрын

Power hungry leaders destroy worlds.

@DisneyPrincess92

9 ай бұрын

Some people are just power hungry.

@Kyharra

9 ай бұрын

There's been thousands of wars and yet it always happens again it will never stop 😂

@saberint

9 ай бұрын

Except the WWII actually strengthened the USSR

@chillfluencer

9 ай бұрын

​@@KyharraWestern Ukraine and Germany attacked the USSR for no good reason. Now Russia is just punishing these terrorist systems. Not a war...just like the so called WW2 was no war. It was a terrorist attack by scum like Germany, western Ukraine and other fascist trash.

First off, this guy is hilarious. Second, regarding that orgy... I feel like it's really important not to accidentally rub off one stripe.

Absolutely love this man

Funniest dude 😂😂😂😂 And spot ON !

I love listening to Russell. He is hilarious.

Love your content 😂😂😂😂😂

@MajorHenryL

9 ай бұрын

I love how you didn't say first despite the fact that you were, respect.

@GTmotions

9 ай бұрын

​@@MajorHenryLfr

Why not go out with a bang, while banging 😂😂 Jeez we've all seen that legend from Pompeii who "single handedly 😉" improved his final moments 😂😂❤

As long as he drops it on Birmingham first, I'm happy!

@tomskih203

9 ай бұрын

Nah, London first. That's where would be fixed the quickets.

@obi-ron

8 ай бұрын

Obviously you know that destroying London merely gets rid of the cowards and crooks, while destroying Birmingham denies the country its intelligence.

@animaltvi9515

7 ай бұрын

Would it make any difference to the place ?

Can’t believe Russle would insult dobby like that…smh

This is going to age well Russel 😂

Russell makes me laugh so much 😂that I love to watch his show

The Whole World is Witnessing some kind of Miracle from the People and Soldiers of Ukraine, their Strength and Determination is Extraordinary and this has never been Witnessed before. Someone from up Above must be Watching out for this Country and its Leader President Zelensky.....God Bless Ukraine Forever from the UK..xx

"Does he do it in the street, like a dog" lol

He's a genius. 🤣🤣🤣 I can't stop laughing. 🤌

Really think theres a chance he's gonna try to go out in a boom. He cant really come out of this looking Good he needs to be quietly taken out before he decides he cant win

"We are not bluffing!" Fucking oHoHoHooo! I spat my drink everywhere 😂

@dacorum8053

8 ай бұрын

You would be spilling your entire guts if you're wrong, won't you? The fact is that if you totally disbelieve that the other side would use using nuclear weapons in certain circumstances only makes the use of them all the more likely! Call my bluff, which is what you want us to do, when there are nuclear weapons involved is insane! The Cuban missile crisis was resolved peacefully because both sides believed that the other side would use nuclear weapons in certain circumstances.

Yes dangerous times but thank fully not on the scale of '84, especially now his ACTUAL strength is known. Great stuff as usual sir! :)

8:47 i like how he only tried three times, and then quit 😅

@mlee6050

6 ай бұрын

It just wasn't the right day

😂keep making the horrific funny .....it's all we've got

Glad to see that we haven’t let Yuri Geller off the hook yet. As Jimmy beautifully said himself “One of the biggest benders in the world.”

“which explains this photo! “ i can’t, i just can’t 🤣😜

King Else Grishenko even threatened to set his whopping pile of cranberries on Black Ice, too, on top of the other princes’ supermen.

I love you russ when you perform in Liverpool I’m always there mate #YNWA always get the news on point great way of viewing this world la 🙌🏼😎

I was so happy to receive the email about your New Zealand tour. Bought my ticket immediately. I hope it will be as funny as, if not funnier than, your 2021 tour. My sides hurt after the Auckland show.

@markpimlott2879

8 ай бұрын

All of The Colonies demand reciprocity! Are we to endure King Chuck without compensation? We demand a Russell Howard Canadian Tour! 🇬🇧 🇬🇧 🇨🇦 🍁 🇨🇦 🍁 🇨🇦 🍁 🇨🇦 🍁 🇨🇦 🇬🇧 🇬🇧

Russia's deployed missiles (those actually ready to be launched) number about 1,674, second to the United States' 1,770. The remaining weapons are either in reserve stockpiles, or have been retired and are slated for dismantling.

Wow never seen this one before 😂

@ThunderChanter

9 ай бұрын

KZread censorship at its finest

Mate! You're sat next to a Fax machine! Jesus I'm 35 and I can barely remember them Lol Does he still use VHS too Lol

Is boris Johnson the spokesperson for comb overs?😂

Russell Howard should be prime minister.

I don't care what anyone else came for, I'm here to see Russell Howard get taken out by a talking chihuahua. 😂

"mercenary chief and close Putin ally" lol How'd that guy work out for ya?

@tectamk.thorne7837

8 ай бұрын

And now, “close Putin ally” aged like milk in a sauna.

@jon2922

8 ай бұрын

So sad to hear he set the record for longest "accidental" drop any oligarch took so far 😆

The dude would struggle to blow up a balloon!😂👍

Dobby doesn't deserve this comparison.

Putin seems to forget that his is not the only country with nuclear weapons.

@lennonkelly-james2693

8 ай бұрын

He would've used them a long time ago if Russia was the only country with nukes

When was this recorded?

1980s spoonbender known for suing over kadabra being 'his likeness'

This says 3 days ago but the news seems more 3 months ago

I could probably hack the info from and to that fax machine with a copper cable through phone line. But serious grandpa Putin is used to tech from the 70s. It was hard enough teaching him the newest windows xp! Let alone encryption science.

7:43 For Fucks Sake, he's eating Vindaloo...Give us a break Mr President

deadd😂😂

Putin is an absolute madman

@pointofviewpov674

9 ай бұрын

Love him

We remember Russ... Just because you went 1 year into the past doesn't mean we forget about your upload from the future. Nice try Dr. WHoward. 🤣

When reality bites, I sure hope this video is still on. 😂😂😂

@bibitiptoes1473

8 ай бұрын

Yeah, I returned to this channel to see if British top clowns are still shilling for Uk-war. It appears, they do. Good. The collaps of woke clown planet, which is EU, is still happening. Hope Europeans won't wise up to what is what untill it's too late for them.

Dont want no minute man.

Is that thumbnail true?

"We are not bluffing" As of August 2023, Russia has bluffed at nuclear weapons use over 5X so far, with more being said all the time. Putin wants Russia to be the best country, he does not want to die and he does not want Russia to disappear.

Hellfire, we're in real trouble if the Russians are going to fire cats at us, they're going to be angry and they have claws! Quick lay in a stockpile of prawns and milk.

Mikhail Watford?!? How did that come about?

Actually the nhs use pager to communicate because its hardly glitches

He couldn't organize a piss up at a brewery

8:24 to be fair, with how crazy putin has been acting, he might actually believe that. in which case its one hell of a deterant

Old codgers- sorry.. politicians like Putin, Boris and Biden just show no sane person wants to be a politician anymore. That is why a comedian has become probably the most popular and inspiring politician since Obama. So Russell, wanna give it a try for the UK? U have managed to speak the truth so far and to do it in a way that brings laughter to ppl. Yet, I do wonder how a minister imitating a mass orgy would be received - though we might have pics of Boris doing that anyway, so I'm not really worried about that part 🤣

Nobody on TV seems to be able to pronounce new-clear...

@dan-nutu

9 ай бұрын

What I'd really like to know is - what's "nucular"? I heard it even in the much praised Oppenheimer movie

I’m listening thinking ok what about ours and Americas and peace treaties

and now they're using T-62 and 55s from the 50s and 60s

I will be a great soldier.... I'm in prison for not having a TV licence.... I'm hard core 💪

Re: Uri Geller - About time Israel makes a meaningful contribution to Ukraine's situation.

Is that picture of BoJo doctored or real? If real, what was the crazy story behind it?

If you have to say you’re not bluffing…

Its all shit and giggles until you start seeing mushroom clouds...remember folks that WW 1 started because a pissing contest among cousins went too far...

@jon2922

8 ай бұрын

Imagine you're in the russian government, you're living a totally safe cushy life; Putin gathers you and all the other similar high ranking people together and says: "I'm going to fire nukes for my own ego, all of you are going to die in nuclear fireballs, along with your families and friends and everything you've ever known". In a country famous for people having fatal "accidents" do you really think he'd leave that room alive?

I love how Russel takes the piss out of putin like how British comedians took the piss out of Hitler

@3:00 well google the Black and Tans England did the same thing so cant really slag it

The Russian accent is substantially better than your Queen E, but I enjoy them all 😂😂😂

Same reason why they invaded Georgia, Turkmenistan, Moldova, genocided both Dagestani and checyans, and also supressed tatar Russia. Putin+yeltzen couldn't cope with losing influence over ex states or people wanting full freedom

How was Boris even our prime minister!

Ah, fixed the November 2023 blunder then. :)

This aged well

The re-uploads are getting tiresome. I always think there's new material, and get my hopes smashed...

@tectamk.thorne7837

9 ай бұрын

It takes a lot of effort to do a show.

@TheBlackadder-Edmund

9 ай бұрын

​@@tectamk.thorne7837yes... Re-uploading the same content every month is hard work...

@famebrightstudio451

9 ай бұрын

Welcome to Earth in 2023, you must be new here.

@mmgmagic

9 ай бұрын

To be fair, this one got reuploaded because they mistakenly labelled some of the dates as being from 2023, leading to people making fun of Russell for time-travelling into the future to deliver us news. Not saying the constant reuse of the same material doesn't get old, but it's a slightly different case here.

The more popular KZread trend in Russia is "how to break your arm while fapping"

The more we laugh the more we f--p

Poor Dobby doesnt deserve to be compared to Putin.

The gods of chaos are certainly doing well for themselves these days.

If you poke the Bear long enough, he will surely bite. How much did the NATO poke over the last 30 years…

Nothing wrong with Nokia 3310. Mine was lasting a long time before it was stolen.

Russian people are not against the war, they just don't want to fight it themselves. No country should let them in, even if they manage to leave.

@bibitiptoes1473

8 ай бұрын

We are fighting, what are you talking about? It's Ukrainian side - the one full of mix-match of NATO forces, like Polish, Swedish, etc.Thoes, who for some reason run away from Russia - thoes are rats, we don't claim them. I agree, don't let them in your country, let 'em suffer, let 'em feel western "hospitality" to its fullness, so that they know the difference.

@jon2922

8 ай бұрын

​@@bibitiptoes1473they're saying Russians are a bunch of "apolitical cowards", willing to support the war right up until they get their own conscription notice and have to put their own neck on the line. Hence the tens of thousands that ran away the moment forced conscription became a thing.

The US and Russia have the same amount of nukes. The US budget to maintain it's nukes is roughly the same as russia's entire military budget. In other words, not all nukes are maintained. There have been reports of nukes being stripped of wires and fuel. Russia also launched nuke rockets without the nuclear warhead, because they run low on rockets. In other words, Russias nuclear might isn't as strong as Putin thinks.

@bibitiptoes1473

8 ай бұрын

Both Russian and US nukes are set to auto response. If one flies - nuclear apocalypse is unavoidable. Good news - it will be quick.

Blind leading the blind

✊🌻💛💙

Why the Hell is he joking with clickbate titles as Nuclear Weapons. Stop joking about the possibility

They could collect it in a Poo tin

Very funny, but just make sure he doesn't turn up

If he's concerned about his territory he should stop his unprovoked INVASION! Problem solved.

@nicholaslucas5183

9 ай бұрын

It wasn't territory he wanted he was worried about NATO expanding on his doorstep.

@callumsmodellingcentre6902

8 ай бұрын

​@@nicholaslucas5183NATO expansionism isn't an excuse for an invasion, its just a Russian cope answer. NATO doesn't go around invading countries forcing them to join, its fully voluntary

@nicholaslucas5183

8 ай бұрын

@@callumsmodellingcentre6902 why did NATO bomb yugoslavia.

@callumsmodellingcentre6902

8 ай бұрын

@@nicholaslucas5183 Yugoslav genocide

At this point I have realized when Putin, or Russia, think that they have anything 'modern' or 'advanced' what they really mean is that it is modern and advanced for the 1990s... Sure, their T-14 is worrisome... ... if they had more than 4 functioning T-14s it'd be an issue... also... ... no tank is really worrisome in the face of an AC-130 with two F22 escorts... I'd mention the A-10 but our Airforce has just retired them without a replacement so thats great... fucking near a trillion dollars a year on our military budget and they are retiring the most reliable close air-ground support aircraft in the world without a replacement that is better in any way at all...

@yaphead20

9 ай бұрын

A10 warthog is the flying gun right?

@arthurmorgan4041

8 ай бұрын

A-10 warthog is known for friendly fire

@callumsmodellingcentre6902

8 ай бұрын

The A-10 is not a reliable platform, and it's retirement should've happened years ago. And besides, the T-14 poses no worry at all, even if they had hundreds it's a shite tank anyway

How can anyone trust russian news interpreters if our English talking news readers cannot even tell the truth?

Do you have guts to talk about the genocide in Gazza?

Putin needs to come out of the closet already.