"I wish I was four again" killed me

@T-Bag13

10 ай бұрын

Good.

"I voted Tory and they lied and didn't help the average person". Another Sun shocker.

@Tripas350

10 ай бұрын

To quote one of my favorite statements on the sort of people who keep voting for Conservative parties: "'I never thought leopards would eat MY face', sobs woman who voted for the Leopards Eating People's Faces Party."

@chriswilliams7958

10 ай бұрын

@@Tripas350😂

@phionella7

10 ай бұрын

​@@Tripas350that is EXACTLY what came to my mind as well!!

@matthewshave7491

10 ай бұрын

Tories lie. And then they take from the poor and the vulnerable. It's in their culture. Get real.

@deanbessant9617

9 ай бұрын

Every government and mp liy just to get vote,s to be in government money and power can crupt anyone.

Russel trying not to laugh at his own toddler jokes is a beautiful thing

@clearlieme

10 ай бұрын

@@BlubberBrother how's your comedy career coming along, Blubber?

@myarmsrgone

10 ай бұрын

​@@BlubberBrotherclowns get paid lots and here you are doing it for free

Thanks Russell, I'd forgotten why exactly I hated Andrew Lloyd Webber so much.

@ZolaClyde

10 ай бұрын

Same, must remember this one in bold letters. What a horrible person he is.

@alfsmith4936

10 ай бұрын

I'll never forget him flying over from America for the day, to vote for cutting tax credit payments. He's a tosser of the highest order and he's proud of it because it's the highest order.

@thexalon

10 ай бұрын

That, and writing an entire musical trying to get over his breakup with Sarah Brightman.

@richieb7692

10 ай бұрын

He also complained that he actually had to turn up to vote on issues going through the House of Lords.

I understand that according to Oxford's Prof. Danny Dorling Osbourne's Austerity programme has been responsible for c. 335,000 deaths [amended to latest figures]. According to Private Eye the national debt during Osbourne's tenur went from 1Trillion to 1.5Trillion. During austerity the richest 1,000 people in the UK saw their combined wealth increase from c.256Billion to c.724Billion. Maybe all of this doesn't generate as much laughs but hopefully you get the point.

@johnburrows3385

10 ай бұрын

The sad thing is why the Opposition doesn't seize on this and highlight it. Starmer is running scared and Mick Lynch is doing his job .

@kypzethdurron

10 ай бұрын

Danny Dorling's research said 335,000 (excess-from-austerity) deaths since 2010

@NoRezos

10 ай бұрын

Funny innit Austerity should decrease the spending or even put the fund efficiently. But Tories "Fiscal responsibility" kept waste it and increase the national debt while blaming Opposition

@Matt-vo1ge

10 ай бұрын

@kypzethdurron many thanks for highlighting this, have amended the comment.

@fuzzyspackage

10 ай бұрын

Imagine trying to lock up the billionaire class. They'd have better funded security than scotland yard. 😢😅😂

Gotta love how he authenticated that footage of him running with his mom's voice in the background. 😂👍

The tampon tax is a bit of a legal mess. It was impossible to remove it for many years due to an EU law that prevents single members from adding new VAT exemptions unless they are approved exemptions EU-wide, though exemptions members had before joining are allowed to stand. This would /almost/ be a small argument for Brexit... except that said EU law was revised in 2016 to add 'sanitary products' including tampons to the list of goods that are on the VAT-exemption-allowed list. It's just that for the intervening six years the government has apparently too busy dealing with more urgent things.

@Unfortunately_Mickey

10 ай бұрын

If it helps, America’s feminine care tax is terrible and it isn’t going anywhere. I’ve definitely considered just bleeding everywhere until someone complains

@ZolaClyde

10 ай бұрын

@@Unfortunately_MickeyI still remember an article in a popular fashion magazine about 20+ years ago in which a writer calculated how much she spent on tampons and other feminine hygiene products over her lifetime so far, used that to estimate how much she’d spend before menopause. She ended up with the equivalent of 2 or 3 long, luxury vacations to Greece. And that was approximately 2+ decades ago. I wish someone would do that again. I can only imagine how it adds up now.

@jesswright8279

10 ай бұрын

Apparently many urgent……I haven’t got any spare energy to waste on those crooks

@laestrella9727

10 ай бұрын

​@@Unfortunately_Mickey😂😂😂😂😅😅😅

As an American, this just makes me cry. We are hurting. Don't do this to yourselves. 😭

@sheep3370

10 ай бұрын

Yeah well, your country is sliding towards fascism

@martincopeland8153

10 ай бұрын

Too late!

@Lythgoemania

8 ай бұрын

This is from 10 years ago haha, far too late

I don’t know what to say that people responsible for looking after us and running the country can seriously be that dense and so self centred but people only seem to go into politics because they are power hungry. It’s exhausting. Do love the way Russell can laugh at himself though. He is hilarious!

@yellowstalk6653

10 ай бұрын

As they say, if you want to be a politician, you should be disqualified.

@BagBoy81

10 ай бұрын

And why do the poor/working class of this country keep voting tory? I mean…….Boris effing Johnson…….

@simonwinter8839

10 ай бұрын

@@BagBoy81 Yep,it's beyond me.

@martincopeland8153

10 ай бұрын

@@BagBoy81gullible stupidity?

@NoRezos

10 ай бұрын

Well, EU......"ilegal asylum seeker", immigrant, Labour, etc etc

Oh, please, please, put out the tampon tax bit as a short. It’s hilarious!

We pay VAT on tampons, but thanks to lobbying by Jacob Reece-Mogg there is no VAT on Fois Gras.

Amen Russel thank you for saying it how it is and the millions google apple and other top tech companies rake in profits and give it to the people who need it most 👍😊

People seem to have forgotten how vile this man was when in Government.

@clivet3252

10 ай бұрын

When you say people do you mean Mr and Mrs Balls, who went to his wedding?

@Greenpoloboy3

10 ай бұрын

@@clivet3252 I just mean people in general. People sticking up for that horrid man.

@lenawagenfuehr53

8 ай бұрын

I never have. I was in the hospital when he was presenting his new budget, ranting and railing about deadbeat dole bludgers - and this was years before Brexit. Whacked out on meds I shouted words I never use at the TV - I regret none of what I said.

@Greenpoloboy3

8 ай бұрын

I bet many shout words out at him, whether on meds or not. @@lenawagenfuehr53

'Reaching out to customers' got me 😂

Russell, re-watching this 6 days later, and you are still exactly what Britain and the world needs to hear - you go mate !

Whenever I am having a really tough day, Russel is just so brilliant. He's a true entertainer and makes more sense then our God awful MPs and politicians. I'm probably the only one but Russel Howard I've always felt so relaxed when I listen to his episodes. He is just amazing ❤

The weirdest and best thing the government could do is start telling the truth.

@ConnorLawton

10 ай бұрын

They never will because thier position is built on mountains of lies

@TheOmegaXicor

9 ай бұрын

No one would believe them...

This made me feel like I was 4 years old again... I was absolutely shitting myself as I laughed😂😂😂

@_____alyptic

10 ай бұрын

You should probably see a Dr about that..

13yrs of the bastards! 🙀

We shall overcome next year. At 76 having worked all my life, it breaks my heart that I might have to suffer another 13 years of Tory bull...s..it.

Fucking hell, I thought Cameron was back. Through panic, I couldn't even think who the current PM was. We've been through so many it damn well could be Cameron!

Bravo, Russell

Love your content russell🎉🎉🎉❤❤❤❤❤🎉

Anyone who hasn’t read the Osbourne letter, go read it. It’s incredible

@SpiritOfMontgomery

10 ай бұрын

@@7daylover yes, that’s what I meant. apologies.

@alicequayle4625

10 ай бұрын

What letter?

Jon Richardson ran a business when he was 5! I think it was a post office with a pillow lady named Beryl.

Why not have toddlers running businesses when they're already running the government?

well done

Boy if this isn’t a recession yet I don’t want to see what it becomes.

@Phuc_Yhou

10 ай бұрын

Interest rates at 17% are what a real recession feels like not this slow down.

I was so shocked by Andrew Lloyd Webber that I've stopped seeing any of his musicals

@Unfortunately_Mickey

10 ай бұрын

His behavior with Bad Cinderella was enough for me

Russel is like the modern digital version of a drink in a pub after a day of slave work in imperial Russia

Creepy smiles

4:35 On the other side of the pond too - politicians proposing to fight worker shortages and economic instability with child labor (as young as 14 to work in meat packing, 12 to pick fruit and work in mines IIRC). WTF

I dont know what a tory is but everyone seems to hate them

@loucar10

10 ай бұрын

Tory is a name given to the Conservative party, the more right wing of the two major uk parties.

I think we ought to turn control of government over to this guy and Billy Connolly

Weird to see clips from the days David Cameron was Prime Minister. Seems like ages ago now

Russel Howard whould be the best leader

@dankdoge8029

10 ай бұрын

And you would make a terrible dictionary maker

@Unfortunately_Mickey

10 ай бұрын

What

@julierogers1155

10 ай бұрын

@@dankdoge8029 Aggressive, and unnecessary. Check your soul, you are obviously hurting. Best of luck.

@MajorHenryL

10 ай бұрын

Sorry, but no. I think he's right where he should be, making everything bad that happens a little more bearable for the rest of us. ML&R

Hugs Russell Howard Absolutely loved Ur new The Jizz Tour on Thursday Evening last week me and Brother Absolutely loved Ur Stand Up show at Clifftops Pallivain Theatre in Southend now. Hugs Russell Howard 😁🫶💪💪👍🤝

Osborne cuts. Not for them only for us.

His legacy is Coke Head Gideon. He has memes of birds around his head, as he constantly stares off into space. He is part of the Eaton Mess crew who once said that 120,000 deaths from Austerity measures wasn't enough.

No matter what we say or do the poor will suffer! We always have and always will!

@iana2127

10 ай бұрын

"The rich do as they will;The poor suffer as they must"

@MikeKing-wj6sr

10 ай бұрын

@@iana2127 😂😂😂😂

New clips pleaaaaaseeeeeee

Never thought I would say, "Piss in his milk."

adult nappies are absolutely essentials tbc, and it'd reasonable that a tickets to the zoo is vat-free cause it's educational, but other than that. girl. flapjacks? helicopters? we don't even have wild crocodiles here!

Most 5 year old would probably say you work it out your older😂😂

Russell doesn't have a lazy eye...he just happens to have one eye that's always on the lookout for an Ooh Squirrel 🐿️🐿️🐿️ 😁😉👍

Even funnier would be if the milk guard went back to the fridge and left the pissy milk for Osbourne

Never seen 'Boss Baby'?😂😂😂

Amazon, Starbucks and Google - pay the correct amount of tax - that will be the day! Apparently we in the UK should be grateful that we can order a bloody coffee using a platform based upon some Google algorithm!

Here is an interesting fact from the colonies: I just purchased 10 two-bladed disposable razors for “men” for $2 to avoid paying $23 for 5 double-bladed disposable razors for women at Walmart. To be fair, the women’s razors were labia pink.

@Iombardia

10 ай бұрын

Weird comment.

@lenawagenfuehr53

8 ай бұрын

It's called the "pink tax" for a reason

The higher wage economy has turned out to be a myth

Try not to forget about Vodafone being let off £9.5B under David Hartnett's rule at HMRC.

Isnt it strange the same applies in Australia with tampons, they are classed as a luxury and are taxed with a gst, what is even stranger is both countries governments do this to degrade women and America takes degrading women to a whole new level, and all three countries just came out of the most corrupt governments in modern times, all three countries have a prefered 2 party system that the public hates because both parties collude together to enrich the corporations and all three countries are the countries that Murdock's propoganda media operates in destabalizing the countries by supporting the most corrupt politicians and political party to cteate contraversy that sells headlines and using his media outlets to influence public oppinion using lies and propoganda. Our three countries are closely linked and mostly by Murdock, but he has a free run in America with millions of susceptible people that believe his retoric so you want to see what is coming to England or Australia just keep an eye on America because Murdock's media will start it there and spread it once it is successful, take furries in schools, this was debated in australia and the big push against trans and gays is also hitting our countries

@Phuc_Yhou

10 ай бұрын

Strongly Agree ✅

Er…if it’s not sexual there are many people who find adult nappies fairly bloody essential, mate, on a par with sanitary products!!

@Phuc_Yhou

10 ай бұрын

Shout out to the carers who get treated worse than the contents of those used nappies

I guess a new season will be coming soon

To be fair, Osborne was allegedly slipping it to Camerons sister in law while he was planning to marry his mistress. The dude has no soul and to expect otherwise is foolish

He is funny enough that i didn't notice his eye until he said something about it. Also, I 🇺🇸 feel like you guys are following us down a particular political path that i really don't recommend.

Russle howard should be prime minister

Poverty, hunger and the start of the starvation to death see David Clapson and Errol Graham.

Those children have the same prejudices as the average Tory/ukip voter but it's cute when toddlers say things, just to get an angry reaction..

Damn straight about time Google paid equal fair share

There are points in taking taxes, that they STOP taking taxes. In the USA Social sec, stops after earning about $180,000. Consider if the Taxes went tot he Top, and there was no cut off. Base corp taxes on CORP VALUE, and the Rich By every cent they make including STOCKS..

Osborne couldn't deliver a pint of milk! I say number four, he will ģive it to number four hundred! His walk, not mine!

So it's not just on our side of the pond these gisnt companies avoid paying their fair share... and here i thought we were the only ones being conned by big businesses. How is it they trick every country!!

😂I really thought your British Government a Grate Lesson! Saim the the World & Your King CHARLES III. 😢 and this is just the beginning of their end in the memory of myself & 3x British children born in England ❤🎉

As per usual the conservative party states "f those pesants"

What department 😱

In Scotland period products are free.

Wallpaper and soft furnishings - oh that was his dad hey ho

Beyonce tampon song hilarious🤣🤣🤣

His milk is safe and sound now Thatcher is gone! She can't steal our milk ever again!

Re the tampon tax, why hasn’t a menstruating mp taken the opportunity to go free bleeding in parliament. I bet cleaning that chair would cost more than the VAT on a product that should be a damn human right.

We're all just ignoring the rumours about Osborne and the 16 year old then...

No shade Russell but, you look terrifying in a suit with your hair like that. 😊

Hmmm... I'll give you Finance Minister position Russell.

Osbourne's milk probably had a street value, he likes his milk like he likes him women - aged 16 years and laced with coke

The Lords voted it down, it’s too rough for even The Lords! But hey…

Cravendale is good milk tho

Close down the legal uk tax havens

George Osborne... the chancellor that wanted to find £22bn of savings from the welfare bill, when they were already squirrelling away £23bn from the welfare account...!!! 😤😠😡🤬

I will give him that adult nappies are essential, as anyone who takes care of an incotentent adult will tell you... I'm not sure the rank above feminine hygine products but ranking things that are essential is kind of dumb in its own right and not a flippin other thing on that list is essential. Do you know how slowly crocodiles grow? 👉Ozzie here and I can tell ya they have a big burst over the first couple of years, but still YEARS then slow down to less than humans. We do farm them but there's a reason crocodile leather and meat isn't cheap.

Wait what, Cameron is PM again? I can’t keep up with British politics any more

@Ayeshteni

10 ай бұрын

Hell no. It's a collection of old skits.

George Osborne is positioning himself for a senior job with the Tories after the next election. Imo judging by the way he keeps popping up trying to appear statesmanlike.

Kids owning a business will just enable a tax dodge by the parents.

Lol and we thought we had it bad back then - if we’d only known what was coming I’d have been way more grateful!

The reality of this stuff is just so depressing. Sick of it to the back teeth!

Very very old video.

@JargonMadjin

10 ай бұрын

The show hasn't been renewed yet.

🤣🤣😂😂

Ain't the Tory crime syndicate wonderful

Is George Osborne still alive? Tut!

@KatieM786

10 ай бұрын

Yes, I believe he is the Chair of the British Museum

Russell's Botox is making him look 10 years younger in this episode.

@bambina5604

10 ай бұрын

You don't know botox works, do you

I feel bad for the woman but honestly, she should not have voted Tory. People have to learn the hard way.

In fairness, as someone who's had a few elderly relative who became incontinent in their later years, I can appreciate why adult nappies are tax-exempt, in some cases they are necessities. This is not to discredit the point about tampons, they are vital too, but I wouldn't say adult nappies are in the same boat as helicopters and crocodile meat.

I work for UK government don't steal my 🥛

Ok one question who decided to give power to a bunch of 5 year old adults umm how about we a point a real life robin hood anyone so there is someone who looks after those of us who have to work because I am sorry but that woman who shouted at the government broke me is it me or did someone turned the smart switch in the politicians head's off so screw the Torries and before long the economy will be in tatters

Country is done guys get rich or move

Truly a spam-faced millionaire.

I fully agree that politicians should work towards a more affordable society. But, I don't understand why that responsibility falls on every rich person If I was rich the welfare of what others can afford would be irrelevant to me

Deliver, Growth and Pork Markets in China.😂

english people really thought that the conservative politicians will save them? What a pity😂😂

1st