'... Played his Trump card' Me : if only you knew......

@thunderking2456

4 жыл бұрын

Tell me why I looked in the comments to see if anyone else noticed, go to newest comments, there you are top of the list

@kelsiestringer7124

4 жыл бұрын

@@thunderking2456 idk, I don't scroll the comments, just say what I think.

@kelsiestringer7124

4 жыл бұрын

Chill

@bagely_

4 жыл бұрын

Aaaand that’s a copy of my comment

@kelsiestringer7124

4 жыл бұрын

@@bagely_ didn't realise, I don't scroll comments, I put what I think, I'm sorry but I didn't realise

"I'll take my glove off to shake your hand" Weird how things change..

@keiraq444

4 жыл бұрын

Aha 😂❤️

A blind ninja? They’ve gone and tasered Matt Murdock

@catchingtheshot1333

4 жыл бұрын

I live in chorley lol😅

@tinders9435

4 жыл бұрын

@@catchingtheshot1333 ok

@DeadBore

4 жыл бұрын

😂😂

@jamiemckelvie342

4 жыл бұрын

Marcin Frelich my grandson is called Chad, I’m very proud of him

@sunburnacoustic369

4 жыл бұрын

Au contraire, the fact that they tasered him likely means it wasn't Matt!

When Boris Johnson said very nice he sounded like emperor palpatine

@newodavies4324

4 жыл бұрын

"Goood gooood"

@scoobydoo6278

4 жыл бұрын

owen 733 let the hate flow through you

@TopKekMadLad

4 жыл бұрын

Do it.

@newodavies4324

4 жыл бұрын

@@TopKekMadLad I can here these comments😂😂

@cookoo4cocopuffs221

4 жыл бұрын

Everything is proceeding as I have forseen

There was someone who was drunk and started cutting into pineapples and yelling “i know you’re in here somewhere, Spongebob!”

@abbylucas9239

4 жыл бұрын

lol

@humzah_

4 жыл бұрын

That is from one of those funniest texts ever videoslol

@anyathepanther7977

4 жыл бұрын

"wheeze" What did he want from Spongebob???🤣🤣🤣

@camerondon3712

4 жыл бұрын

I think I actually heard that somewhere. Still funny.

2:26 Definitely how "The Kingsman" was made!

@tanimations1929

4 жыл бұрын

That was the entire pitch meeting

@georgia_3957

4 жыл бұрын

Omg I was thinking thissssss

@chathurapremasinghe1939

4 жыл бұрын

Kinsman is ridiculous 😂

Watching this to forget about corona

@Munch_jpg

3 жыл бұрын

Yeah I know

I love the fact that no hairnets or plastic shower-cappy things for them-no, they're English butchers, they use special white netted trilbys! It's marvelous!

@AshCinder

4 жыл бұрын

alepi I never realised that! To me it’s just normal. Do butchers in other countries not wear white hats?

Just imagine what it was like to be that blind man walking down the road and suddenly just everything seizing your fallen down

This is my favorite mystery guest by far xD

when the sausages were barbecued everyone was like: mmmhhh! when the sausages were made the audience was like: eww!

@trickytreyperfected1482

4 жыл бұрын

That's why there's that saying about "nobody knows how the sausage gets made"

I'm American, I have an aunt named Francis, she goes by Fanny, I can't say her name without laughing now that I've watched so many British shows.

Alan is definitely one of the best guests to have come on to this show, hes amazing and is funny asf 😂

@tommunism8778

3 жыл бұрын

Agreed

@bil8647

9 ай бұрын

Yes, and his delivery of the one liners had me in stiches.

Andrew Ryan is actually hilarious lol

@rhysyyyyyyyyyyyyy

4 жыл бұрын

Darkened Gaming what the fuck have you done with my money Brian

@Lilly-vz2un

3 жыл бұрын

Each to their own I suppose

@HolyGoddessMotherAnne

2 жыл бұрын

Wait he actually exists and didn't run a city under the sea in the 1960s for a free society?

@specialpatrolgroup92

2 жыл бұрын

@@HolyGoddessMotherAnne I was just about to Google the name, I KNEW I knew it from somewhere:)

The fact I was watching this as a kid on Tv, to still watching this now as a 22 year old. Also the 'Very Nice' video, I forgot all about that XD

Russel I discovered you by accident last year and I genuinely love your humor, your boyish face and your intellect.

@actuallytord

4 жыл бұрын

Not man like face, simply, boyish.

@larapalma3744

4 жыл бұрын

And his Russtiddies

@liligh

4 жыл бұрын

@DarkzNightcore you DO know that not everyone is British, right?

@frickthepirate

4 жыл бұрын

@@liligh What's that got to do with it? lol

@yakie6992

4 жыл бұрын

liligh Are you trying to pull some form of race/nationality card because someone said you type like Russell brand

there is always time for some Russell Howard humour in my evenings.

I hope Russell Howard Make a whole series on Netflix 💕#so cool 😎

@vanessawestbrook9846

3 жыл бұрын

Theres one it's called recalibrate

That old man is amazing

13:40 his 5 point plan only has four points! 🤣

absolutely fab!! LOL And Ryan was hilarious. boy, do i love Irish speech - somehow it changes the whole feel of the set. great show! this my second day of my Russell Howard discovery :) and i’m still binging. 😋🌷🌱

I always laugh when watching Russell 😂 I just can’t help myself , he’s always hilarious 🤣

@bronwyngray8682

2 жыл бұрын

Russell Howard is my favorite comedian of all time

Bet the blind man didn’t see that coming

@scarlettbugler8848

3 жыл бұрын

I am blind and after reading your comment I could not believe what I was seeing this is so rude 😂🙃

@elliotreeves2725

3 жыл бұрын

How could u read it if ur blind

@scarlettbugler8848

3 жыл бұрын

@@elliotreeves2725 that's the joke 😂👌

can’t badmouth ryanair, they’re our family andrew

I'm ashamed to say that pen story is from my local news...Christ San Diego's ridiculous!

' Allan , I Love Your Sausage '

@ShAmcCANN

4 жыл бұрын

“It’s the finest thing I’ve ever tasted”

Alan's cheeky remarks where hilarious 😂

As an old American woman, I just can't get enough of Russell Howard; even though half the time I have no idea who or what he is talking about. It makes no difference I still laugh. He reminds me of John Stewart.

Did you here that man's back crack from the frozen pool?

@camerondon3712

4 жыл бұрын

I heard it. Sounded like it hurt a bit.

@1nfinitune533

4 жыл бұрын

I think my ass CLENCHED from that

@davidhunt1350

2 жыл бұрын

yeah I think he landed pretty fuckin hard on that poor collar bone too.

Who is watching this during this pandemic & misses these times were you can go to Russell Howard gig(or any gig) without wearing masks or social distancing. I miss those days 😭😅.

26:50 ..well done Russel..never get a guy who's funnier than you..

Deception is the greatest weapon of a ninja, I think the police knew.

Andrew Ryan’s bit about the call from his bank was hilarious.

@emilykeepsmiling9465

Жыл бұрын

Genuinely tempted to try this next time a company calls me 😂

A true ninja doesn't need sight

Just wanted to say thanks for the giggles! You and your mom bring alot of joviality to my wotld.

@bronwyngray8682

2 жыл бұрын

I agree I love Russell and ninette

Ryan is sooo lovely I wish to see more of him as well

The Knob Goblin had me in stitches xD

I’ve been a fan of RW for many years and just like a good bottle of wine he’s matured rather nicely, he’s brilliant timing and visual expressions and vocal attributes are star status. Thanks for many hours if laughter 😂🤣😂 24th of May 2020 🇬🇧

2:30 this is a mood

I just dubbed and got notifications for the episode

@roybruijnis5829

7 жыл бұрын

oke

"Opened a theft investigation for a pen" "NO! NOT "Sorry Annie". We passed "Sorry Annie" EIGHT PENS AGO."

13:38 Obama played his ‘Trump’ card 😂🤔😂

@lorrainea4185

4 жыл бұрын

I so miss Obama. Such a class act. So sad that it’s gone from such class to a piece of shit.

@bagely_

3 жыл бұрын

Lorraine A yeah

25:10 well played Howard, well played

anyone else gonna try that shtick with your bank? lmao

8:37 , and so we know russell will over use that forever.

Stole a pen? Annie Edison is that you?

Thank you Russell. You're comedy even shows from years ago have kept me sane for the past 6 years. 👍❤

7:18 “The Toothfairy’s fucking lost it”!

10/2022= Russell is a national treasure- absolute top man...🤣

@adamatch9624

Жыл бұрын

Nah he’s shit now he’s to political

I've seen the pregnant lady statue. It's weird

@JDK172

3 жыл бұрын

I’ve seen that statue too. Thankfully they showed her best side.

This was amazing

@camerondon3712

4 жыл бұрын

Damn right it is.

I was watching this episode while eating sausage, that was a very immersive experience ;D

Andrew Ryan is just hilarious. 😂

English inuendo is just the best!

Buddy, I too discovered you on Facebook, I certainly know funny, some of your fellow comedians don't make me laugh, but mate u are brilliant, I work in a supermarket in Australia, Tasmania, and if I had your courage to do stand up, I think I would b just as funny as u, I take my hat off to u because your style is brilliant, love it mate, love it !

judging sausages on humpday. *HAHAHAHA*

😂😂😂fucking love this and Andrew at the end omg lol

I came across you by mistake a month ago. I really enjoy your humour.

7:20 I actually spat out my drink

I love your show Russell so different how do remember all that love you

Alan is a legend!

thanks for cheering me up xxxxxxxxxxx

Thanks . Realy needed that

One of if no the best stand-up comedians in the world

That phone call was absolutely brilliant. xD

That sausage bit is a masterpiece.😁

Oh Russel you want to see a blind ninja.... watch the movie Blind Fury with of course our great actor Rutger Hauer ..... keep up mate .......

@DeadBore

4 жыл бұрын

Or just Daredevil 😂

@twat3789

4 жыл бұрын

Fuck that, ms Browns Boys de movie has a troupe of them

“If you put ya willy in the wrong hole”

U gotta love the aussies😂😂😂😂😂😂

I am so totally done LMAO!!!

14:46 the most awkward handshake ever the way russ pulls his hand back 😂💀

*amazing*

Is it just me or is good news waayyyyy better the russle Howard hour

Me when I found out what sausage cases where made of. 😨 I'm still not vegetarian

One more question if someone has stolen your phone ...... How are you going to ring the police ????👮

Great comic at the end 😵😂😵😂😵

I miss this show

That bank story was absolutely hilarious.

I JUST EAT SOME SCOTCHED EGGS AND NOW I DONT FEEL WELL OH OW

I need one of those hats that's awesome XD

omg, that irish dude at the end was so good, that lil shit lol

At 4:24 thats my local town centre.. what a coincidense

Fu@#ing brilliance Mr Howard

You judge peoples sausages? lol That was epic 😎

7:07 my friends shared this to me last year, I couldn't stop laughing.

Anyone else notice Andrew Ryan looks a lil like Irish comedian Ardal o'Hanlon?

recommend 3 years later gonna waste the rest of the night watching it how much you ask yes

Honoured to give u a high five at one of your shows 😎

“Let’s go straight bashin!” That... is me tho- come near my goblin forest, I dare you

37:00 I'm dead

@beshoy9150

7 жыл бұрын

I think I peed my self a bit

This is so funny 🤣

The way he shakes hands left handed 🥴

Wonderful fun watching Russell stuff sausages. Lol Andrew Ryan was hilarious. But damn the ads were annoying.

@Christiantheforestdweller

Жыл бұрын

Andrew Ryan's the bloke from BioShock 🤣

Alan is sooooo funny!

My husband's favorite news today was tropical storm :-)

The knobgoblin 😂😂

7:14 just a reminder for myself

5:51 Sheets are White and so are the Guests. I spat out my coke when I saw that clip.

Bravo Andrew Ryan ! Wouldn't you do the same?

Imagine a double episode of glee though