I remember when pubs had breathalyzers to prevent drink driving. All it did was create a pub game to see who could blow the highest alcohol reading.

@junkyarddog4411

2 жыл бұрын

Makes you proud to be British. 😀

@yourlocalmemedealer2543

2 жыл бұрын

The police used to come to the bar I drank at every Friday night to see who could drive home, whoever blew the highest the police would drop home

@padstowphantom

2 жыл бұрын

@@yourlocalmemedealer2543 Game on! 🤣

@renselange

2 жыл бұрын

@@yourlocalmemedealer2543 😃💥🚌😆🕺🏾🔥🚌☮️😀😁😀💋🌈😀😨🌈🍊s no kn un my va

@gkw9882

2 жыл бұрын

Yeah, I've played that game. 😁

I went to watch an episode of Q1 being recorded and more than half of what they recorded was so crude or libelous that they could not even put it into the extended cuts 😂

The way Gyles so innocently quips ”That looks exactly like Fanny’s” gets me every time.

@louieberg2942

2 жыл бұрын

He can be a bit much... still, I can't help but like it when he's on QI.

@wfcoaker1398

2 жыл бұрын

I love his stories.

@John_Ridley

2 жыл бұрын

Gyles is surprisingly quick, and when he pulls something like that out you often aren't really sure if he meant it like that...

@cabrown308

2 жыл бұрын

I cannot stand him; he’s so pretentious and attention seeking.

@susans2599

2 жыл бұрын

I'm curious as to Fanny being a cross between Mary Berry and Jeremy Clarkson!

"Where I keep my keys. And four murders." I love her.

@lxathu

2 жыл бұрын

The definition of a poker face.

@Afrohare

2 жыл бұрын

No wonder she's married to David Mitchell. They're like two peas in a pod!

@allanwidner9276

2 жыл бұрын

I kinda almost believe her.

@lxathu

2 жыл бұрын

@@allanwidner9276 The place of the keys may cover a fifth murder though, hence the hardly noticeable, oppressed vibration in the corner of her mouth just before the cut.

@davidhoekstra4620

2 жыл бұрын

@@allanwidner9276 No way! It was at most 3 murders.

In bed recuperating from open heart surgery. I’m not supposed to cough, sneeze, or laugh really hard. My mistake was watching Allen’s secret. I’m rolling on the bed crying with laughter but trying not to at the same time which makes the whole scene even funnier!

@tygrkhat4087

2 жыл бұрын

Beware of your first sneeze. My first after my open heart was excruciating.

@jamesm9995

2 жыл бұрын

Good luck mate

@jeanackle

2 жыл бұрын

Did you die?

@patsylvest

2 жыл бұрын

QI is always good for the heart. And everything else. Good luck and good health to you.

@Sjiesjam

2 жыл бұрын

Get well soon

3:43 "Now let's get you to school." underrated joke

@wfcoaker1398

2 жыл бұрын

But, but, but that trivializes a serious issue! I'm offended! I'm gonna make a huffy meme and be indignant on Facebook!

@davidhoward437

2 жыл бұрын

@@wfcoaker1398 Lighten up. It's comedy.

@wfcoaker1398

2 жыл бұрын

@@davidhoward437 r/whoooosh

@jacobwood7083

2 жыл бұрын

@@davidhoward437 Lighten up. It's comedy.

@Synthnerd11

5 ай бұрын

Alice needs to be on more panel shows. Everything I've seen her in she always says something hilarious that often slips under the radar, she has a great sense of humour (and she's far too gorgeous for radio!)

Love the Teri Hatcher/Phil Jupitus connection lol. Also love the British sense of humor. Lived there for 5 years, came back to America, and I can tell you for sure that here many people would be so upset about that whole segment. "How DARE they insinuate something sexual!"

@user-oe9xe8mv6t

6 ай бұрын

And we thought the British were uptight.

@JeremyForTheWin

6 ай бұрын

​@@user-oe9xe8mv6twhere do you think we got it from

@benjaminqmorris

6 ай бұрын

america was founded by the same puritans that, to rid ourselves of, we even brought back the monarchy @@user-oe9xe8mv6t

@Thurgosh_OG

6 ай бұрын

@@user-oe9xe8mv6t Well most of us British didn't think that, so where are you from?

@user-oe9xe8mv6t

6 ай бұрын

@@Thurgosh_OG Too much Carry on and Benny Hill

I love the Terri and Phil bit 💜

@Ocker3

3 жыл бұрын

She seems like an awesome person to know :)

@KiwiHelpgeek

2 жыл бұрын

I love it when Phil is on. He always finds way to make me laugh to the point of tears.

@redrb26dett

2 жыл бұрын

Terri trying out to take over from Kenneth Williams the innuendos are great sorry Charles hawtery he came over as more innocent

@SiriusMined

2 жыл бұрын

What's her last name?

@videobeagle

2 жыл бұрын

@@SiriusMined Hatcher

3:50 Getting your kid to blow into the alcohol-lock placed on your vehicle is, according to Court Reports, fairly standard practice here in NZ.

@mattdickie4696

2 жыл бұрын

Yeah, that sounds about right.

@androogalt

2 жыл бұрын

Farmers

@silasfrisenette9226

2 жыл бұрын

Seriously? 😔

@MooKau_

2 жыл бұрын

no shut bro? :P

@simonjones2645

6 ай бұрын

a bloke was busted trying to make a raccoon blow into his interlock by squeezing it ! 😂😅

2:05 Terry: "I really want to touch it." Allen: "That's the ring tone I want." 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

There's an old saying: you're better off pooing in a bush than on a bench.

@stewall101

2 жыл бұрын

Not if the bush is an indoor decoration and the bench is in the garden.

@annmarieridley4950

2 жыл бұрын

The actually saying is "a poo on the bench is worth two in the bush."

@prepperskirra5659

2 жыл бұрын

I see a couple commenters here not recognizing a James Acaster quote. Or well, a twist on it.

@carends1

2 жыл бұрын

@@prepperskirra5659 Only counts if there are hooligans about

@Agnes.Nutter

2 жыл бұрын

Oh yeah, that's a fun parallel! :D

When I first heard Sandy was taking over QI I thought she was a bit 'straight laced'. Turns out she is absolutely brilliant, funny and cutting.

@GirGir183

2 жыл бұрын

No! She destroyed 15 to 1, and she ruined QI. The you had anne robinson on Countdown. What other quiz show are they going to ruin next?

@cabrown308

2 жыл бұрын

She’s brilliant.

@tahrey

6 ай бұрын

Wasn't any doubt over here, she's a comedian after all, and had much the same style on various radio panel shows before moving to QI. Also give your head a wobble Gir.

@muddydog6605

5 ай бұрын

@GirGir183 Christ sake, if you despise women and you don't think they should be in tv stop watching things with women in it gets soooo boring listening to man babies winge.

@jessiepooch

4 ай бұрын

@gir Delusional poppycock.

Terry Hatcher is an absolute scream.... not what I expected at all the first time I saw her as a guest.

@djjc9782

6 ай бұрын

yup.. you see some Americans on here and they dont quite gel, she fitted RIGHT in.. hilarity

This is what I love about QI. It’s like “Hey, there’s Ed Balls, a politician, tongue-punching some plastic holes whilst blindfolded...... Nothing out of the ordinary here.”

@alphadogg64

2 жыл бұрын

Lmao... Ed Balls

@Chimera_Photography

2 жыл бұрын

@@alphadogg64 how old are you? 😆

@andrewrao634

2 жыл бұрын

@@Chimera_Photography 😆Doesn't matter. He seems a nice enough guy, but that name is never not going to be funny. Let's face it: he was never going to be PM with a name like that. Imagine the slogan. "Vote Labour: We've got Balls". And the tabloid headline every time he did anything wrong: "Another Balls Up". I wonder if he was ever on University Challenge? ["Balls, Oxford"]

@janeeyre1990

2 жыл бұрын

Thank you for reminding me that "tongue punching" is a phrase

@janeeyre1990

2 жыл бұрын

@@alphadogg64 , imagine if his middle name was Ible !

I wish they'd do more of these. I've watched this one about 4 times; every six months or so. lol

@kanedaku

5 ай бұрын

This is just a standard compilation video. Just search here for more. There's even an official QI channel on here.

Johnny Vegas looks good cleaned up and in a suit jacket

@GigaBoost

2 жыл бұрын

Johnny Vegas always looks good you racist

"Can you keep a secret?" "Yes!" "Good, the position at MI6 is yours!"

A parody of a well known Norwegian rally driver goes " It's not the fart that kills you, it's the smell". ( Smell being a collision )

She actually wrote a real haiku. An actual haku doesn't just follow the 5/7/5 rule, the first two lines must seem to have no connection to one another, and the third is the one that connects them. The Japanese version of a limerick sometimes.

@kitsuneneko2567

7 ай бұрын

Technically, she didn't. A haiku requires a reference to seasons. She wrote a senryu.

@Leo-sd3jt

6 ай бұрын

@@kitsuneneko2567 Humanity is considered to be a seasonal reference though

@celinavivian1162

6 ай бұрын

@@kitsuneneko2567what I love about this community is how pedantic we can be

@thehellyousay

6 ай бұрын

@@celinavivian1162 pedantry often offers a chance to learn something is not quite as one presumed it to be, provided one is open to learning. Well, when it's not just petty spitefulness, that is ...

@Merip1214

6 ай бұрын

I never knew that about Japanese poetry

To this day, it's a little disappointing that nobody thought to drop a line like, "In Denmark, people are pulled over by the police for farting."

@TDue-zn6jk

2 жыл бұрын

In Denmark a police speed trap is called "fartkontrol". I think that might be the weirdest danish word for english speakers.

@emmamemma4162

2 жыл бұрын

@@TDue-zn6jk In Swedish they are called fartkamera.

@laurieheron784

2 жыл бұрын

A mixed tempo run is a fartlek.

@Nullifidian

2 жыл бұрын

@@TDue-zn6jk If I'm not misremembering, Sandi actually mentioned that in the episode from which this clip is taken.

@silasfrisenette9226

2 жыл бұрын

Older elevators that are "In speed" have a little lamp that lights up reading "I FART"

I think QI should really stand for "quality innuendo".

Phill Jupitus' awkwardness/embarrassment is so cute

I agree with Alan, I would like that for my ringtone, too.

How much time has Teri Hatcher spent in Britain? Because she speaks fluent innuendo.

@FLQueerLiberal1982

2 жыл бұрын

Any of us with a dirty mind can be good at it. We're often referred to pervs.

@pachidermo

2 жыл бұрын

Ah yes, because only the British have ever used a double-entendre.

@kevinw712

2 жыл бұрын

@@pachidermo no the French do too, but they use a totally different word, but it's too long and awkward for me to get my mouth around without possibly hurting myself.

@MelissaThompson432

2 жыл бұрын

...it IS the same language.... 🙄

@danielguy3581

2 жыл бұрын

@@MelissaThompson432 Same language, but different tongues - one of them is licking, probing.

Alan Davies' poo in a bush is always a good laugh

Never saw season P on here (in oz). Best Sandi hair cut and looks a hoot!

Rewatching the vintage episodes of this programme, cheers for the upload pet

@stelladonaconfredobutler9459

Ай бұрын

where?

"The fossils are real, and they are spectacular"

"and the 4 murders I did"... I wish they had added the callback they do to James calling Bridget a racist and Joe emphasizing it.

Sandi's Danish sounds a bit archaic at times, not surprisingly considering how long she's lived abroad. In 'boghandel' she forgot for a second that 'd's within a word are often very soft or omitted (she swiftly corrected herself). For instance, one of the more famous Danish actors is Mas Mikkelsen 'coz you wouldn't pronounce the d in Mads. Similarly, Hans Christian Andersen's surname is pronounced Annersen.

@almostfm

2 жыл бұрын

I've got a lot of relatives that live in Wisconsin and Minnesota (which has a large population with a northern Europe ancestry), and I hear that "soft d" a lot.

Aisling Bea is a treasure.

I wanna see the unbroadcastable ones.

@vikkimoran5940

3 ай бұрын

You need to go see it being filmed then. Me and a mate went, the episode we went to see airs this week interested to see the edit as there was a lot of Gary Glitter jokes... don't think they will make it

@rayrowley4013

3 ай бұрын

I'd love to go, but unfortunately I am in the US.@@vikkimoran5940

When I was a kid I loved her and after seeing her on this Teri Hatcher is still the perfect woman to me😍

I’ll be honest, I clicked because I saw VCM on the thumbnails and I wondered what she could have said that was inappropriate

Though I watch this routinely alone, I still laugh out loud!!

@Thurgosh_OG

6 ай бұрын

Nothing wrong with laughing out loud, when you're alone. When you're in company, it can upset people.

That's one of the funniest things I've seen in a while.

I saw QI live at Latitude Festival a few years ago, Sandi and Alan were brilliant.

12:25 - the best bit!

@TequilaToothpick

2 жыл бұрын

Her delivery was brilliant

Oh yes! More of this please!

4:45 - Oh my god! Both of their faces as their comedic brains are trying to think of something inoffensive/BBC friendly to say about a “Queer Plunger” lol 😂

It surprises me that Gyles was a friend of Fanny's.

Victoria Coren is smart hot and hot hot. She engages so well and is consistent. Damn

@naomiarram5187

2 жыл бұрын

Victoria Coren MITCHELL - you've conveniently ignored her married name (and status). Sorry to be the party-pooper who's reminding you.

@CorvusCorone68

2 жыл бұрын

@@naomiarram5187 funny you should mention pooping while talking about her, since she was talking about pooping in one of the clips

Thanks for this! Just what I needed 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Phil Wang is one of a few that need NEVER work on his comedic delivery.

@silasfrisenette9226

2 жыл бұрын

I find it terrible 😭

@JulieWallis1963

6 ай бұрын

​@@silasfrisenette9226I agree, I don't find him funny at all.

@Squant

6 ай бұрын

@@JulieWallis1963 I'm sorry you don't get it :(

@paulastapleton9072

6 ай бұрын

Yes, he just IS funny. He was great on Taskmaster, I was a bit thrown by his outfit on day 1 but he made me laugh every episode.

My governor in the 60s was fishing with a very important person who worked for the London Borough of Barnet . During the day the VIP was taken short and went behind some bushes , he dropped his one piece rubber suit down ..and shate in the hood ,but didnt realise untill he put the suit back on.😮.

I wrote a haiku You are reading it right now It's not very good

about the breathalizer one my neighbor had to have one installed in his truck because he is incapable of driving sober.

@rebeccaboddie6019

2 жыл бұрын

A friend let a dozen of his friends each check their alcohol levels with his breathalyzer before leaving a party. This set off some sort of alarm and the police had him make a list and they double-checked everyone's story.

@peterclarke7240

7 ай бұрын

I'm like that. There again, I can't drive drunk, either. I really should get around to having some lessons...

@JohnFleshman

7 ай бұрын

@@rebeccaboddie6019 This made me smile more than any thing else Ive seen or read today.

@JohnFleshman

7 ай бұрын

@@peterclarke7240 either that or warn all you friends and family before getting behind the wheel sober or not. lol. folks need to know to stay inside. lol.

@peterclarke7240

7 ай бұрын

@@JohnFleshmanBut where's the fun in that? 🤣

I love how the lady next to Alan looks genuinely disgusted at the end 😂

@torfrida6663

6 ай бұрын

It’s part of her act to deadpan like that. She appears a lot on our tv. 🇬🇧👍

James Acaster is the man.

Bridget's face when Sandy talked about the 5 secrets and wants to hear one

They forgot the good danish word "slutspurt".

Thanks for posting.

Thanks so much!

Thank you for the laughs.

Oh Giles! 6:22 you knew exactly what you were saying, but you made me laugh.

I love Sandi's laugh

I don't know if we would have heard "You've shat in a bush" during Stephen's tenure.

Priceless

I looked up this Fanny Craddock and I think she looked a lot like Jeremy Clarkson too

@decodolly1535

5 ай бұрын

I think Fanny is the less feminine of the two.

Sandi has injected a refreshing new humour into this show. Still a wonderful show.

@booperdee2

5 ай бұрын

no

@sirrathersplendid4825

5 ай бұрын

Fry was the master. Has some real magic going with Alan Davis. Sandi + Alan don’t have the same rapport.

@MikusMusik

4 ай бұрын

I found Fry to be a snob tbh, hate his paternatlistic ways, sandi does a great job. Horses for courses @sirrathersplendid4825

@sirrathersplendid4825

4 ай бұрын

@@MikusMusik - His snobbishness is all part of the charm. He’s like someone from a bygone age, a much better time in so many ways.

@chancerystone4086

4 ай бұрын

@@sirrathersplendid4825 Why does she have to have the same rapport with the same people? She's a different person, not a clone of Fry.

6:23 Sandi's expression though

Non-UK viewers? I’m sitting in Surrey able to watch this. That hasn’t worked.

Terri Hatcher was great 🤣🤣🤣

Thank you!!!

Fanny and Johnny Craddock. Memories.

"That's the ring-tone I want!"

Grand Chucklers!

Phil Jupitas..... frickin' legend of a man.

@Alan_Duval

5 ай бұрын

Agreed! I made him laugh, once. Highlight of my life.

The best program on tv

Yea. Phil’s gonna need a minute there.

Reminds me of an old story . The BBC had broadcast her cookery show where fanny craddock made donughts . After the show, the announcer said i hope your donughts turn out like fanny's !

7:28 Favourites are a different product altogether.

He didn't "almost" do anything. He actively avoided doing anything at all.

@countOfHenneberg

6 ай бұрын

Gerrard: "But it doesn't do anything!" Hanna: "No-it does nothing."

What's the most dangerous thing to do in bed? Point and laugh.

I wonder if Alan realises quite how dangerous it can be to drop your trousers on Hampstead Heath;.

@Alan_Duval

5 ай бұрын

I fully thought he was going to say that it was how he met George Michael, or something.

I have to say I would pay a lot to watch tv hosted by a woman who’s a cross between Mary Berry and Jeremy Clarkson

@SmallBlogV8

6 ай бұрын

Tonight, on Top Bake...

@Maerahn

6 ай бұрын

I'm not sure if her poor 'assistant' and husband Johnny was Richard Hammond or James May, to be honest. Which one did Clarkson bully and ridicule the most?

@SpareSomeChange8080

6 ай бұрын

"This pie is lovely, the base isn't too dry and packs a lot of flavour, it's quite simply.... The best pie... In the world"

@6:15 Still the GOAT moment of QI

She is real and spectacular

Sandi is fine and we share a birthday but I miss Stephen from this show.

@RIXRADvidz

2 жыл бұрын

it would be so cool if he was a guest, during the 'X' run maybe?

Ahh, an evening out with Teri Hatcher... every man's dream... hmmm.... so nice... 😄😄😄

The barely broadcastable bit was all I needed to click.

6:44. OMG!!! Cal, Aisling and Holly! My head may explode! Three VERY beautiful women...

Non British audiences lead such sheltered lives. These are really tame

Just seen this clip, it wasn't inappropriate in any way, also i saw most of the episodes, it went out after the "watershed" anyway, this compilation was misnamed 😅

I have a same story as Alan but it was on lake near Stockholm... I didn't fell but it was 20cm of snow and I have lost my glasses...

James going to town is amusing 7:02

Sara Pascoe has the best sweater.

yes, it's Christmas, how else? THX ViVaHD

I love Gyles.

Whaaa?!

Given what fanny means in the UK it's hard to believe someone would name their daughter that. 🤗🖖💕

@Torvaun

2 жыл бұрын

People name their sons Dick.

@torfrida6663

6 ай бұрын

It was all a very very long time ago! 😂🤣😂🇬🇧👍

@snarkfinder2621

6 ай бұрын

Women with the name, Frances, would frequently get called Fanny.

best episode thus far.

@La_sagne

2 жыл бұрын

this is not an episode

Ellie Taylor. That’s all.

So.. boghandel is like the Dutch boekhandel?

@patrickhobbs3962

3 жыл бұрын

The German "Buchhändler" is a bookseller. I believe we may have a pattern. lol

@slots1407

2 жыл бұрын

@@patrickhobbs3962 Afrikaans "boekhandelaar".

@-_James_-

2 жыл бұрын

bokhandel in Norwegian.

@wohlhabendermanager

2 жыл бұрын

Yes. They also should put "kitchen" up there, which in Danish is køkken.

@kellydalstok8900

2 жыл бұрын

@@wohlhabendermanager which is “keuken” in Dutch.

Just normal QI.

The answer to “what do you call a dinosaur poo” is coprolite

today on ReWatch : Huge Fan of QI. 6'3'' 325lbs. 187cm 24stone okay? yeah HUGE

Could someone tell me who the woman is at 2:43?

@barbarajoseph-adam8337

2 жыл бұрын

Ellie Taylor.

@dscott6629

2 жыл бұрын

@@barbarajoseph-adam8337 Thank you!!

@barbarajoseph-adam8337

2 жыл бұрын

@@dscott6629 anything for a fellow fan (I assume).

@dscott6629

2 жыл бұрын

@@barbarajoseph-adam8337 I had seen some of her stand up comedy on KZread and couldn't, for the life of me, remember her name. Thanks again. :-)

What does the OP mean by "non-UK viewers"? I am a UK viewer and have seen all these hilarious clips on mainstream UK TV.

Phil's reactions to Teri are priceless (and I agree totally with how he feels about her....yummy)