Do you want me to pay your ransom?

@ChadYu

7 күн бұрын

Don't. He likes it.

@aaronhurst4379

7 күн бұрын

Blink twice for yes

@XD007

6 күн бұрын

He looks like the kidnapper

@jon-michaelharris5840

6 күн бұрын

His kidnappers are keeping him on the move

I feel like Zealand is on the run from Miles, filming in an undisclosed location

Hell yeah, hostage cam is back

Alfie Potts Harmer watching the first 3 minutes of this video with his fists clenched

This man has more backgrounds than videos. Some said it was impossible

Zealand blink twice if you've been kidnapped

@ninjalectualx

7 күн бұрын

He did it, he blinked

@redfox7497

7 күн бұрын

he's the kidnapper

I went to venus to get a bigger penus

@jaydenlewis7276

7 күн бұрын

That.... is so badass!

Alfie from hitc7s put me on philogene, dude is a baller. Aston villa academy is really good

Zealand pretending to be a hostage so the wonder kids will feel bad and sign for his club

@jamesbaurus5928

7 күн бұрын

He doesn't have a club he actively supports in football and never has (not really anyways). Not even an MLS one.

@jamesbaurus5928

7 күн бұрын

Tho I think he nominally supported Sunderland as a kid for a short time for completely random reasons IIRC.

@somerandomguy2-z2q

6 күн бұрын

​@@jamesbaurus5928I think he means in fm bud

@isaacwho8

6 күн бұрын

​@@jamesbaurus5928nah it's for his FM save

HITC Sevens is in shambles right now.

“Goes to youth academies and takes 150 sexy…” I was horrified for the next words to come out your mouth

There’s a baseball agent that does OF on the side

You need to check out Joshua Zirkzee's agent 😂😂😂 He literally said that he would not be influenced by his client's wishes in joining a club.

It's time to come clean Z, which government agency are you trying to escape from.

Julian assange running from the law vibes

This video so liveleak coded Z 😂😂😂

In a parallel universe. Fabrizio Romano: Jaden Philogene to Barça. Here We Go!

@ringleaders10820A

3 күн бұрын

He should become an agent

This guy is who I imagine that is representing HS basketball and football players during their recruiting

Zealand, breathe if you're being held hostage

Something tells me that agent has been watching Better Call Saul

I believe Aston Villa have first refusal as we sold him to Hull City under certain stipulations. I was surprised when we let him go a little. He had a very strong preseason. But I don’t think Unai fancied him. Don’t know if we’d even want him back. He’s a good player though, and will have a good career.

@jkjk6671

7 күн бұрын

I’m not even a Villa fan, but I watched their preseason, and I’m not lying when I say he was their most impressive player and was also confused why they instantly sold him…he’s a quality player

@CoachJones15

7 күн бұрын

@@jkjk6671 Yeah he was great in preseason, he had a strong preseason the year prior and we loaned him. We have so much in his position group though. We got a good fee selling him to Hull. But I know there’s a first-refusal for us so we’ll see.

@MP-yg7wq

6 күн бұрын

@@CoachJones15 Not sure its a first refusal, from what I understand Villa have a £15m buy back if theyre in the same division as Hull, and if other clubs make better offers, they would have to match that offer and it would have to be accepted by Hull (I.e. If Everton bid £25 mil, Vila would also have to) and then Phillogene would still be able to deliberate over contract offers

@CoachJones15

6 күн бұрын

@@MP-yg7wq Yeah I wasn’t completely sure of all the details. But that is essentially what a first refusal is. But you’re right, it’s not just as simple as Villa get “dibs” on him no matter what 😂

@MP-yg7wq

6 күн бұрын

@@CoachJones15fair enough! I think they do effectively get dibs on him if both clubs are in the same division though haha

This sounds like Saul Goodman type shit

That's what happens when you play too much FM: you ask real players to sack their agents

As a football agent myself. We all send transfermarkt and KZread highlight reel of players to sporting directors and coaches. This is what they ask us to do because it is an easy way to see career stats and see the gist of the player. I know it’s funny, but it’s just the way it is today😂

he looked like he's in his evil lair..

If that Jose EnriQue DM is real, then maybe I should take a second look at all those emails from Nigerian princes in my spam folder.

Sports agents. What a scam. Glom onto someone famous, and demand money from them. It's insane.

@ninjalectualx

6 күн бұрын

Agents get players way more money and better contracts than the player could possibly negotiate on their own. If you think agents take too big a cut that's fair, but they provide a real and important service

@nollienick1121

6 күн бұрын

@@ninjalectualx they don’t. The money is way too high for doing fuck all.

@ninjalectualx

5 күн бұрын

Just because you don't understand what they do doesn't mean they're doing nothing.

@nollienick1121

5 күн бұрын

@@ninjalectualx imagine defending a agent

@ninjalectualx

5 күн бұрын

If agents are so bad, why can't you make a coherent criticism? Try attacking them without lying, it should be easy!

Good Beard

Keeping the thumbnails in the 90s and the kidnapped camera setup. I’m not sure if you keep doing this on purpose but it’s def a choice..😂

back to the ransom set-up ladies and gentlemen. also football agents are WEIRD!

He was a Villa academy player, Emery wanted to keep him in the squad the season just finished but he wanted first team football, reports saying Emery is desperate to bring him back this summer

If you watch a few HITC Sevens videos, you'll know of Jaden Philogene

Hull City Zealandism? Am I in heaven?

The sad part is that JPB is actually a really, really great player, lots of potential

Good Moustache

@saspa2366

7 күн бұрын

Good comment

@mortiphago

7 күн бұрын

Love the asymmetry

Hostage role playing again 💪😌

I only know Jadon Philogene because in a few seasons in FM he becomes a very good high Championship/Lower Prem level player

Ronaldinho, Hull City legend 😂🤷‍♂

Z on the move again. Almost in Void territory.

Yo, Z. If you're in Sweden, you popping over to Norway to see KFUM Oslo?

HITC Sevens hearing U say U don't watch A lot of Hull City: 😳

the streets won’t forget Bebé

Being a huge hull city fan we are gonna miss him 🐅

OFC Men's Nations Cup

Are you going to address the person who showed up in your last video 😂

Anytime I play fm24 and this guy is in a opposing team, he always scores or assist , so he is rated highly

I signed Jaden philogene last year in FM - that was the first time I’d heard of him. Now look at him!

How are y'all so fast

Barcelona would absolutely buy Philogene for the right price.

Marcus Pedersen(current Norwegian international) is signed on what was Mino Raiola's agency, the best of the best. So I got a feeling Enrique is just acting as middle man/third party agent which makes it even more embarrassing. He's the equivalent of a call center guy trying to sell bibles on the phone or in this case thru Instagram.

There's no way that's Jose Enrique 😂

7:40 so when Zealand is looking at teenagers all day it's fine. When some slimy agent does it suddenly it's "Brother, ewww"?

Dunking on Jose Enrique's 'poor English' is bad taste, Z

I’m surprised he wasn’t linked to Manchester United lol😂. Blink twice to send the a team 🫡

Philogene is not my lover...

TBF zealand , jaden genuinly is probably the best player in championship

that background would look better with some pink lights. just sayin'..

First off, finally Hull City get a mention on here. Secondly Philogene is a good player but man, he's selfish and seems to think he's gods gift after that goal. Hopefully someone takes him off us soon

He should go to Palace to replace Olise

Shout out Peter Odemwingie

The accidental text on purpose.

how are you changing your recording room every two videos 😭😭

Zealandism hasn’t posted a vid in 9 hrs 😢😢😢

Anyone watching Zealand for the first time ever via this video will be utterly confused by how there are 46.9K subscribers.. there's channels with only double-digit subs with better setups than this! 😅

This Worst Camera Ever

@eirakari

7 күн бұрын

video taken with an iphone 4

Philogene is a hot prospect in England

I’ll pay your bond bro

#FreePalestine = ❌️❌️❌️ #FreeZealand = ✅️✅️✅️

Seriously? Todd Cantwell? Former Norwich player who now plays in the Scottish premier league? Barcelona aint going to be interested in him!

There is little appreciation for what agents do. Dani Olmo agent Bara is a great example of one of best agents in the world.

@spidermarcel

7 күн бұрын

Olmo agent every transfer windows: "Yeah sure Barça totally made an big offer for Olmo,give me more money if you want him to stay"

@utvara1

7 күн бұрын

@@spidermarcel his next big wonderkid is Belinho. Look him up.

@notfunny007

7 күн бұрын

​@@utvara1how do you even know about that guy

@hrodebrt

7 күн бұрын

Agents don't do anything tf you on about

@nollienick1121

6 күн бұрын

Why would I respect a leech?

Zealand are you a hostage?

did we get you relegated to Yabbe's basement with our comments??

First time I've heard of philogene? girl u talking to a hull city fan smh

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