This is a movie that feels like the main Character wrote this script when he was 12 and was only able to film it when he was 42.

@JasonBrant

Ай бұрын

I think you nailed it! That's hilarious.

@martinmadsen7955

Ай бұрын

Indeed. This is the movie version of a late 40s balding guy in a 25 years old Ferrari.

@refinedsugar

Ай бұрын

Wait until you have a midlife crisis, buddy! Lol

@randymarsh9101

Ай бұрын

​@JasonBrant This cheesy made for VHS horror movie would make a great addition to your channel. kzread.info/dash/bejne/gqWD16yhmLuzoM4.htmlsi=8LvfeTYBrAQ2rsz6

@samholdsworth420

Ай бұрын

That's probably most vanity projects 😜

“Thermos in his pants” has me actually crying 😂

@JasonBrant

Ай бұрын

🤣

Steve Railsback always looks like he stepped out of the zombie machine from the movie Dead Heat.

@JasonBrant

Ай бұрын

Haha!

@patrickstivers7387

Ай бұрын

Or he came back from riding on the vampire mothership from Lifeforce.

@MariuszMroczek-dd7ku

Ай бұрын

@@patrickstivers7387 That's what happens when you make out with Locutus of Borg.

@davidpa9266

Ай бұрын

I always thought he kind of looked like a guy thinking: "How did I go from making out with a naked Matilda May, to making out with Patrick Stewart, to being in this crap?"

@markiangooley

Ай бұрын

He was the second most famous actor in Nukie, remember that. Trauma. Though her exposure to Nukie didn’t prevent Glynis Johns from living past her 100th birthday, so I guess it all depends…

That Total Lies joke was brilliant :D

@BelMarduksBizarreBazaar

Ай бұрын

Now to find or make True Recall.

@JasonBrant

Ай бұрын

He nailed that one.

The lead guy looks like he can play leisure suit Larry

@marcuswalters8093

Күн бұрын

OH MY GOD

21:06 - Don't clap too much, that explosion was stock footage. ;) Originally filmed for the 1987 Burt Reynolds movie "Malone", to be exact.

@zombie..

Ай бұрын

Oh wow, never knew that, but I should’ve assumed it was pulled from somewhere else 🤔

@codygranrud6212

Ай бұрын

That explains it.

@JasonBrant

Ай бұрын

Ahh, that makes sense. Seemed way too good for this.

@StuntFan

Ай бұрын

@@JasonBrant "Malone" would be suitable for a So Bad It's Good episode, by the way. It's kinda like an '80s Charles Bronson/Cannon film.

@MrBgreen88

Ай бұрын

“You son of a bitch” after Dillon had me cracking up!! And I know there’s people watching this that sadly enough didn’t get it 🤣

Frank Stallone and Robert Englund had a baby...this man...a real pro who did his own stunt tumbling down the mountain...

@manraisedbypuffins9080

Ай бұрын

😂

@JasonBrant

Ай бұрын

🤣🤣

@theunholinesswithin70

Ай бұрын

Bill Murray, not Frank.

@DoomyMacDoomface

Ай бұрын

You guessed it. Frank Stallone.

@BARON.SAMEDI.

Ай бұрын

Definitely Bill Murray ..

"We have True Lies at home"

@JasonBrant

Ай бұрын

💯

@SuperPeterok

21 сағат бұрын

This is "False Truths"

I just noticed that his "Superior" in the movie was played by Larry Linville, Major Frank Burns, himself.

@noahlee9860

Ай бұрын

Who aged 30 years in 10.

@thepayne7862

Ай бұрын

@@noahlee9860 M,.A.S.H ended in 83 so when this movie came out it would be 14 years later. .

@noahlee9860

Ай бұрын

@@thepayne7862 oh no! I apologize for being imprecise.

@WhenTheManComesAround

Ай бұрын

I figured half way through that I knew him from somewhere and looked up the IMDb. Blew me away it was ole frank. He aged like a 15 year old can of beer lol 🤣

@JasonBrant

Ай бұрын

Didn't recognize him at all.

Im surprised you guys didnt immediately comment how the main dude looked kind of like a less-fit Bill Murray.

@Cardoso71875

Ай бұрын

I see a Payton Manning

@andrewfuller9156

Ай бұрын

Absolutely! That was my first impression.

@phillipharris9824

Ай бұрын

I see Scott Stapp mixed with Peyton Manning mixed with Bill Murray

@Np_updates

Ай бұрын

I thought Same

@davidpa9266

Ай бұрын

@@phillipharris9824 ...Ok, Stapp, nice try. You're never going to pass Baio on the list of recognizable Hollywood Scotts, so stop posting on terrible movie videos to try to get people to search your name. (Who's Scott Stapp?)

8 ball Paul coming thru!! "Yeah, he is a seal." I was waiting for a 5 head comment.

@JasonBrant

Ай бұрын

Oh, we talk about the hair, haha.

If the drunk, creepy uncle you only see on holidays made a movie.

@JasonBrant

Ай бұрын

Haha, goddamn.

@MariuszMroczek-dd7ku

Ай бұрын

The kind of movie that Ashton Kutcher prevents in Butterfly Effect.

@tylerpemberton3134

Ай бұрын

I'm more scared of the sober creepy uncle

The main character looks like Peyton Manning, if Peyton Manning went into real estate instead of football.

@alexanderkantakusiniii8411

Ай бұрын

good call...or frank stallone and robert englund had a baby

@JasonBrant

Ай бұрын

If Manning was a CPA.

@Vaporvice84

Ай бұрын

@@JasonBrant Temu brand Payton Manning. Pay-temu-anning.

@zombie..

Ай бұрын

“Paymentplan Manning”

@Vaporvice84

Ай бұрын

@@zombie.. Payment Planning

Dave's shirt is hysterical btw....and the last video where Brian was talking about the car make and Dave was like, "I/No one don't give(s) a shit." I never recovered. That "Ferrari' was a ferrette I believe.

@JasonBrant

Ай бұрын

I'm still laughing about that too.

No one rails you in the back like Steve Railsback.

@JasonBrant

Ай бұрын

He's the best.

@davedixon2167

Ай бұрын

we need... The Empire Rails Back.

i saw larry linville on the cover and instantly was "omg its major frank burns!" and a little sad no one recognised him from MASH

I thought that the main character was Jim Belushi at first.

@JasonBrant

Ай бұрын

Haha

@DNulrammah

Ай бұрын

..I thought that it might be Colin Mockery's son/nephew. hehehe

@heiner71

Ай бұрын

That's it. I was not able to put my finger on it but are absolutely correct. Especially when he wears the suit.

"I hope to see my friend Andy again." 😂

@JasonBrant

Ай бұрын

At least you got that line. Brian and Dave didn't get it.

Instead of Peter in Family Guy kicking everybody saying....Roadhouse, Roadhouse! It's ...Railsback! Railsback!

@JasonBrant

Ай бұрын

Yes!

@dunkelgelb7744

Ай бұрын

Road House! Rails Back! Road Back! Rails House! Rails Road! Road Rails! Road Back!

Holy crap! The old guy that brought him the teddy bear and was in the theatre is Larry Linville! Frank Burns from MASH! FERRET FACE!

Every time Jason wears the "FINAL GUY" t shirt, there's a point in the video where it looks like the shirt says something else.

These kind of movies really make me appreciate the skill it takes people like Stallone, Schwarzenegger and Statham to make those macho-oneliners seem cool 😂

@JasonBrant

Ай бұрын

For real.

Rifftrax version of this movie was hilarious.

@JasonBrant

Ай бұрын

Yeah?

@BAMikeyD

Ай бұрын

@@JasonBrant Yeah it's pretty good.

@FreejackVesa

Ай бұрын

And MST3k riff of "Time Chasers" is great too. Same main guy (Peyton Mannin) vanity project, made in Vermont , also by Edgewood studios - owned by the same dude. He's made multiple movies. King of the vanity projects. Actually at this point he gave a solid go at actually making a movie studio so I feel bad saying vanity project.

@BAMikeyD

Ай бұрын

@FreejackVesa the main guy in this isn't the lead in Time Chasers. The lead in Time Chasers is one of the "thugs" he fights at the convenience store. Matthew Bruch, he's also a stuntman that David Giancola knew.

@hughdunbar9823

Ай бұрын

@@JasonBrant your take is good too. I just saw it first on rifftrax. Like you I am a lover of terrible films. MST3K, Rifftrax, you guys, WMWM. There is some overlap as I am sure you are aware.

He looks like 1980s Phil Collins. I can't take this serious as an action film for that reason alone.

@JasonBrant

Ай бұрын

Amazing, isn't it?

@UncommonSense-wm5fd

Ай бұрын

Nah He looks more like Peyton Manning.

I want to invest in Bryan's vanity project.

@JasonBrant

Ай бұрын

Let's make it happen.

@andrewellis7693

Ай бұрын

Brian's vanity project would probably be him running down a street, pointing at all the cars and naming them.

@Aren-pl6lz

Ай бұрын

As a fellow sufferer of withering hairline, I’d like to audition for the sidekick role.

@stevenperez2485

Ай бұрын

Same here with thr hair line we can call it the receders

@kingleech16

Ай бұрын

@@stevenperez2485 Recedevenge

Good old Edgewood Studios, now there's a rabbit hole.

@JasonBrant

Ай бұрын

I gotta see more by them.

@Keighvin1

Ай бұрын

@@JasonBrantthey did Time Chasers and Icebreaker, which stars Sean Astin just before Lord of the Rings

@BAMikeyD

Ай бұрын

@@JasonBrant David Giancola is a master of big idea poor execution. Time Chasers, Axecelerator, Radical Jack, Pressure Point. All amazing.

@juicyfruit6311

Ай бұрын

Located in Rutland, Vermont. Hence, why some of the settings were in Vermont.

Ooooh a fave on Rifftrax!

@JasonBrant

Ай бұрын

Nice.

@joelspringman523

Ай бұрын

Was ist der Rifftrax?

@zombie..

Ай бұрын

Definitely! Love the references 😄🤌

In the thumbnail he looks like Bill Murray with a slow puncture

@JasonBrant

Ай бұрын

🤣

@alexanderkantakusiniii8411

Ай бұрын

bill murray and frank stallone had a baby

"Cakes don't explode" -- Brian, 2024.

Crow of MST3k said it best about the main actor who was also in "Time Chasers," a movie they also riffed on... "This cant be our star? I will not accept this as our star. Sorry."

@JasonBrant

Ай бұрын

But he's so close to being Arnold...

@Vostok7

Ай бұрын

Matthew Bruch, who was one of the guys in the convenience store, was the star of Time Chasers.

@JimmyMossYourDaddy

Ай бұрын

​@@JasonBrantArnold Stang, perhaps.

The power of vanity keeps us moving on! PS. I was wrong - discount Bill Mueray keeps us going on.

@JasonBrant

Ай бұрын

Nothing fuels us more.

The teddy bear made me think of con air. Why didn't you just put the bunny back in the box? 🤣🤣🤣

Naw. This snoozer fizzled out faster than “Ultra-Violet”

They missed their opportunity to create the ultimate theme song. Baby Got Railsback.

I want Dave to make a jazz flute album. I'll add bass if he wants it. Either way, it needs to exist.

@StevenKleinfelter

Ай бұрын

Also, I have the means to record it...just throwing that out there.

@davidkymdell452

Ай бұрын

Don't know why, but I read that as "I'll bad ass if he wants....." 😂

@StevenKleinfelter

Ай бұрын

@@davidkymdell452 Hahaha, I mean, I could bad ass too, I guess.

I hope 8 ball Paul is a fan of billiards and it's not the alias on his police rap sheet.

@JasonBrant

Ай бұрын

I'm guessing it isn't billiards 🤣

"We didn't a f**king cow." 15:40 Hey look. Cows.

The hilarious clips from previous episodes when references are made have turned every episode into a Best Of. I love it! I would never want to forget that AIDS needle. If only Short Cop had done a sequel with Weng Weng.

The actor who played the bad guy in True lies is called Art Malik, his character was called Abu Aziz 👍🏻

@manicpixiefangirl4189

Ай бұрын

He was also the villain in A Kid in King Arthur’s Court, which also had Kate Winslet and a young Daniel Craig, weirdly enough.

The Giancola Triple Feature. Time Chasers, Pressure Point, Ice Breaker!

@jonrobinson8549

Ай бұрын

"Time Chasers"! Hell, yeah!

@JasonBrant

Ай бұрын

I definitely gotta see those.

@TheTaelus

Ай бұрын

@@JasonBrant expect the same mediocrity as you got with Pressure. Still, I personally love em.

That skydive was roger moore bond scene. That was the stunt man for jaws.

The guy in the beginning talking to him in the theater is Larry Linville from M*A*S*H*. He played Frank Burns.

That movie transitioned quick from True Lies to Total Recall to The Fugitive to Roadhouse without resolving any of the previous themes. Also, I can't unsee Peyton Manning's face

James Cameron didn’t write True Lies. It’s actually the American remake of a French movie called La Totale.

@JasonBrant

Ай бұрын

Didn't know it was an adaptation.

@Clem68W

Ай бұрын

@@JasonBrant Any movie with Arnold in it is an adaptation of the English language. Right?!? I'm right...

@clockworkorangecassidy1114

Ай бұрын

​@@Clem68W ...Wrong

@Clem68W

Ай бұрын

@@clockworkorangecassidy1114 nuh uh

@JonathanBresnihan77

Ай бұрын

Seriously WHO CARES. Nobody. True Lies will always be a James Cameron classic to all movie lovers

I'll always love Steve Railsback for "Lifeforce". A movie me and my friends called "Titty Vampires From Outer Space" for four years because my dad started recording it after the opening credits and just stopped before the end credits. He was a lazy bootlegger.

Holy crap that's Larry Linville sitting in the Theater. This would have been 3 years before he died at 60.

8:37 Michaela Jackson

@JasonBrant

Ай бұрын

Haha, nice!

Thank you I legit peed my pants a little laughing so hard when that tall dude came in with the wife and you said “he’s got a thermos in his pants “ I haven’t laughed that hard in a while. Thank you

When you did that one Steve Railsback movie... I knew this one wouldn't be too far behind haha. I mean this movie even has Frank Burns from the M*A*S*H tv show. "Total Lies" is a perfect title for this movie haha.

"I hope to see my friend Andy again..." - definitely caught the same Shawshank vibes at the end! 😂

And they’re going to blow it up at noon…while everyone is out somewhere else on lunch 🤣

@JasonBrant

Ай бұрын

Truly genius writing.

Get too the choppa lol 😂

@JasonBrant

Ай бұрын

If it bleeds, we can kill it.

@darkzer0670

Ай бұрын

How many women have you killed? 🤣

As someone pointed out, this guy is what your secret agent should look like: some schlub from Vermont that you would never peg as a secret agent.

One of my favorites on Rifftrax, another Edgewood classic

Yes! I love this movie in the "So cheesy it's fun" way

@JasonBrant

Ай бұрын

I dug it too.

11am in Alaska, coffee and dabs ready to go, LET'S DO THIS!!!! How's your day, Brants? I'm pretty good today, got a brand new bed!!! Best sleep I've had in months!!! ON WIT DA FUN

@JasonBrant

Ай бұрын

A new bed? Nice!

@joelspringman523

Ай бұрын

I sleep in my Laz-E-Boy.

@megatronjenkins2473

Ай бұрын

@@joelspringman523 I'm too old for that🤣🤣🤣

@joelspringman523

Ай бұрын

​@@megatronjenkins2473 I'm too old NOT to do that!

Hahaha that slow headturn..😂😂😂

These bad movie kicks are always fun with this channel.

That was definitely a Fiero kit car. That cruise control/turn signal stalk is 100% a GM model.

@jimdaug

Ай бұрын

lol. I didn't see your post. I just posted almost the same thing.

20:15 I like to think that Railsback tried to explain the plan to his henchmen, they were too stupid to get it, so he had to create this visual to get them to understand.

Dude looks like the missing Belushi brother.

Good 'ol vanity projects, never disappointing!

8:10 This is who they got to replace Michael Jackson when he died during The Pepsi Accident

@JasonBrant

Ай бұрын

Haha, nice!

@megatronjenkins2473

Ай бұрын

He didn't die, he was abducted by aliens, don't you watch Robot Chicken?!🤣🤣🤣🤣

Wants to be Arnold Schwarzenegger whilst looking like Bill Murray.

The fact Vermont is portrayed as like a Southern hick town is hilarious to me.

Did Dave fall asleep at the 9:45 minute mark? He looked like my dad trying to keep a conversation after falling asleep in church 🤣

13:10 He didn't cover his face. He covered his hairline.

Steve Railsback was on The X-File

Man, Brian is bringing the jokes hard on this one!

This guy, Steve Railsback, Neil Breen, and Stephen Segal star in the Highlander 3! gods among men… and there can only be one!

You guys crack me up, hilarious reactions 👍

I thought that was Bill Murray in the thumbnail at first

This is an epically GREAT (bad) movie classic IMO and you guys make it even better. Thanks and keep up the wonderful entertainment!

From the team that brought you the MST3K favorite, Time Chasers!

@JasonBrant

Ай бұрын

Haven't seen Time Chasers yet.

@noahlee9860

Ай бұрын

​@JasonBrant put it on your to do list.

This was made by Edgewood Studios, which is based in Vermont. They also made Time Chasers which MST3K fans should recognize. Rifftrax also riffed this movie, so it's one of the movies on your channel I've actually seen.

The guy on the right in the convenience store is Matthew Bruch who was the star of a movie called Time Chasers that MST3K riffed. It was supposedly the first feature film directed, written and produced in Vermont. It's like a whole SBIG universe.

The couple of times I saw Steve Railsback in your reviews I always thought to myself: "How do I _know_ his mug?" I'm currently rewatching The X-Files for the umpteenth time and there he is; Early in season 2 Railsback plays an ex FBI agent who is "delusional" about repeatedly being abducted by aliens in a double episode (Duane Barry/Ascension). And tell you what: Railsback's performance is absolutely fantastic! His sickly super soldier looks really make him perfect for these episodes and his acting is fucking unhinged but in the best way possible. Steve goddamn Railsback man, what an enigma! Anyways, good show as always, you guys rock! ✌

that was a really great explosion!! all the budget went there!!

Way to steal that bomb/microwave gag from Grosse Point Blank lol. And Jason - nice Shawshank call out 🙂

Love watching when the three of you are on 👍🏻🇦🇺 they seem to be the funniest episodes 😂😂😂

7:22 bravo Brian- that was great!! Jason, give him a payrise.

29:23 that’s definitely a Fierrari. That cruise control stalk is the same GM one that was in my 84 Chevy Caprice.

There was a cow scene as soon as he got to Vermont lol, cant believe you didn't see them.

Nice was bored sitting at home and this popped up. Never saw this movie before so time to catch a buzz and watch this movie with you guys. Shout out from NJ!!🤘🤘📼📼🍻🍻

@megatronjenkins2473

Ай бұрын

Hey, I got one of those t-shirts you guys sell, KISS HER WHERE IT SMELLS, TAKE HER TO NEW JERSEY!

I always get a kick out of the fact that no one sitting there recognizes well known actors. (Larry Linville/Maj. Frank Burns)

Oh no, Edgewood Studios. There’s a deep, deep rabbit hole you haven’t been down yet. ‘Woody’ is in a lot of their movies for some reason. I’m going to leave two words here: Radical Jack.

LUAUGH LUAUGH GET OUTTA HERRE!!! LOL 😂 what a amazing movie lop 😂😂😂😂

@JasonBrant

Ай бұрын

haha

The black woman you guys were saying looks like a Jackson, was in the movie Passenger 57 playing the flight attendant with Wesley Snipes.

Anyone else recognize Larry Linville (Frank Burns from M*A*S*H) as the guy our hero was reciting Shakespeare to?

@MrFeatheredSerpent

Ай бұрын

It was his final film btw.

@JaredLitherland

Ай бұрын

@@MrFeatheredSerpent - Hopefully the paycheck he got covered whatever house payment he needed to make

"He thinks he's Arnold Schwarzenegger" but he looks like discount Robert Englund.

lol Another one I saw from Rifftrax....I'm looking forward to this!

The opening looks like it should be a Steven Seagal movie.

You guys are in Philly?! 😂😂😂😂 Well, much love from Chicago 😎😂

1:20 -- Edgewood Studios?! There's no way you can go wrong with this movie! Also, Edgewood's still kicking. My brother bought a Castleton t-shirt and a copy of Time Chasers SIGNED by _the_ Matthew Bruch. 🤩

Great episode!

Everyone needs to be sure to go watch the Rifftrax version of this too :D

@chibikim77

Ай бұрын

Yes! Its is supreme gold! Also check out MST3k "Time Chasers" as well! Same people of rifftrax! Worth it!

The main character looks like a cross between Bill Murray and Earthworm Jim.

Guy looks like bill murray

I highly recommend watching the Rifftrax version. This movie is something else lol.

At 5:34 I paused it to get something to drink. When I came back I thought I heard Peyton yelling Omaha and running to avoid a sack.