I give a shit Brian. I used to be a technician. I point out cool cars all the time. Don't let those bastards get you down. You fly, fly so free....

"Idiots drink beer" For a split second I though you had made your own vanity project. and now I want it.

@JasonBrant

2 ай бұрын

haha

@jamesnorman9160

2 ай бұрын

That should easily be the title of the SBIG's vanity project...starring Erin with her mythical martial art of 'Kick 'em in the Giggles'.

@RevanAlaire

2 ай бұрын

Who is going to show their ass though?

@AnikMonette

2 ай бұрын

​@@jamesnorman9160Or a horror movie where Jason finally snaps and kills everyone.

@jamesnorman9160

2 ай бұрын

@@AnikMonette Brian is the first victim. xD

14:49 It's quiet. Too quiet. "shlurp!!!"

@JasonBrant

2 ай бұрын

🤣

*snifffff* hear me out, _jacob’s ladder_ has a baby with _nightmare on elm street_ and _rambo…_

@oscarvazquez8601

2 ай бұрын

Exactly what it is hahahah

@AdlerDanEgoe

2 ай бұрын

the guys don't seem to know Jacobs Ladder. the main face actor was also very Tim Robbins like. snifffff

@grendelum

2 ай бұрын

@@AdlerDanEgoe - it seems that way…

I'm pretty sure they paid Dan Haggerty with nose candy for his single day of filming.

@codygranrud6212

2 ай бұрын

He's bearly in it?

@Samurai_Stoner

2 ай бұрын

It was a Kodak moment

@samholdsworth420

2 ай бұрын

Bearry funny guys

@Samurai_Stoner

2 ай бұрын

They are very polar-izing aren't they?

@samholdsworth420

2 ай бұрын

I can't bear it 😭

"What kind of car is that Brian?" "I don't kno.." "Nobody gives a shit!" Almost made me spit out my drink at my computer screen. 🤣🤣

@wickedwookie3864

2 ай бұрын

it was a Yug...... Oh?

@ATEC101

2 ай бұрын

1976 Datsun B210 fastback.

@1970DAH

2 ай бұрын

@@ATEC101 No, more likely a Dodge or Plymouth Colt

@uptown710

2 ай бұрын

Dave is an asshole for that one 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 especially at how he laughed

@andrew_ferens

2 ай бұрын

I can't stop laughing at that, and Brian's ☹️ face. 😂

Dave you beautiful bastard. His laughters get an involuntary giggle out of me at this point.

@JasonBrant

2 ай бұрын

It's infectious.

@forestcampbell8962

2 ай бұрын

The obnoxious guzzle drink has now cycled around to being like nails on a chalkboard for me unfortunately.

"Consult your doctor if you experience nocturnal emissions... OF BULLETS."

That bed scene was absolutely gold!!

Daves laugh could cure cancer 😂

@JasonBrant

2 ай бұрын

🤣🤣

@samholdsworth420

2 ай бұрын

Also Dave is kind of correct, the Queen Mary and the Titanic were both designed for transatlantic passenger shipping.

@Ildar_Bulatov

2 ай бұрын

They say: "Laughter is the best medicine" They just don't clarify it's Dave's =)

I love how Dave instantly repeated the Zombieland survival rules when he saw zombies. And I like that Brian knows all the cars in the movies.

Just so y'all know the Queen Mary is not the Sister Ship to the Titanic, those are the Olympic and the Britannic. The Long Barrel on the UZI is to get around the NFA Tax stamp.

David A Prior: I'm gonna make _Jacob's Ladder on Rambo Street!_ It's foolproof! How can it fail? Literally anyone else: Because, um....you're David A Prior?

You make watching bad movies more enjoyable If Steven Segal made a movie where he had to fight his evil twin and he played both roles, which one would win, the good or evil Steven Segal

@JasonBrant

2 ай бұрын

Evil Seagal. Because there is no such thing as Good Seagal.

@Eldritch-1

2 ай бұрын

Obesity would win.

@Smokie_666

2 ай бұрын

I was going to say the buffet line would win... just my input

@Akkatlah

2 ай бұрын

​@@Smokie_666With Seagal the buffet line always loses

@NearlyH3adlessNick

2 ай бұрын

Therapist: There is no such thing as Good Steven Segal. It can't hurt you. Me: Oh, thank _God!_ You're a lifesaver, Doc. I thought I was going mad there for a second! *_Phew_*

One of the many perks of this show is how accurate and reliable Brian's car knowledge and Dave's boat knowledge is 😂

Brian with the car knowledge at 5:40!!!!! We love the car knowledge

17:04 it’s ok Brian. I appreciate your car spotting skills even if Dave and Jason don’t.

"Why is it so horrible when you drink" is one of those pre-intervention type questions you get asked 🤣

"Hiding behind the straw?" It's rattan! It has 4x the heft of regular straw!

Continuing the Bill Paxton quotefest: “Hey Sarge how do I get out of this Chicken Shit outfit?” -Hicks in Aliens

@jculver1674

2 ай бұрын

"I think this guy's a couple cans short of a six-pack!" also comes to mind while watching this movie.

@Mister-Six

2 ай бұрын

"Hudson, sir. He's Hicks."

Directed by David A. "Deadly Prey" Prior and starring Dan "Grizzly Adams" Haggerty ?! Instant gold!

@JasonBrant

2 ай бұрын

Exactly what I thought!

@dirtycrewman

2 ай бұрын

If it was a Cannon film it would be the Holy Trinity.

@Ildar_Bulatov

2 ай бұрын

​​@@dirtycrewmanyeah, Cannon is a trademark of win, never disappoints!

Going to rip the audio of Dave's guzzle to play whenever there is an uncomfortable silence.

@AnikMonette

2 ай бұрын

I want his guzzles when I drink in Minecraft!😊

26:08 Ok the comedy of this moment alone was worth the episode! 🤣

My favorite part... "What kind of car is that Brian?" "I don't know.." " No One Gives A Shit!" Brian sad face... Dave laughs at his pain... My 2nd favorite part the sound of Dave lapping up that beer louder than the movie...My dog drinks water quieter on a hot day than Dave drinks beer...

Jason, you surprise me. Nancy DOES bring Freddie's hat out of her dream before she brings Freddie himself.

After several disappointments, it's time for Canon movies, Chuck Norris, Shu Kosugi, American Ninja 2 and more...

The long barrel uzi's were because of a restriction on certain classifications of firearms. Lot's of smg size weapons were required to have a barrel over a certain length for civilians to own.

@doratheexploder286

2 ай бұрын

only apply to real live firearms, not deactivated or movie props that can only fire blanks.

@standupstraight9691

2 ай бұрын

@@doratheexploder286 . maybe its real.

@edge85saint

2 ай бұрын

Am sure it's probably the only version of that gun, David A. Pryor had access to it at the time.

This gave me Jacob’s Ladder vibes

@stickiestfingers2155

2 ай бұрын

With booze.

@JasonBrant

2 ай бұрын

Not ANOES?

@joekni2002

2 ай бұрын

Just said the same.

@Ildar_Bulatov

2 ай бұрын

​@@JasonBrantOh God, my naughty mind... What could it be other than A nightmare on Elm street ? 😂

@StuntFan

2 ай бұрын

@@JasonBrant Jacob's Ladder is definitely a better version of this. And that movie didn't have a Freddy wannabe.

They weren't ripping off Nightmare on Elm's Street, they were ripping off Jacob's Ladder

Nice, a new video! Found this channel only recently and slowly make my way through the playlist. Absolutely love your videos, your whole crew is hilarious!

@JasonBrant

2 ай бұрын

Welcome aboard!

@darkzer0670

2 ай бұрын

Enjoy your new world of shit 😂

You quoted Bill Paxton from Aliens and you didn't offer up the epic, "In case you aren't up on current events, pal, WE JUST GOT OUR ASSES KICKED!"

The UZI with a 16" barrel is the civilian, semi- auto version after the 1986 Assault Weapons Ban ... it's why Arnold used a weird MP5 in "Raw Deal too. Cheaper productions couldn't afford the "Real Deal" versions, and coundlt chop them down either.

@user-rw4hc3vt7o

2 ай бұрын

The gun in "Raw Deal" was the modified HK-94 with the barrel shroud and the foregrip, not an MP-5. He also used it in "The Running Man".

Dave guzzles and laughs, Brian points our all the car specs and Jason rips a vanity project from a vhs?...I'm all in!! The scene where they're shooting in bed...🤣🤣Dude I'm dyin'!!

There’s a really good episode of the X Files that focused on the whole dream horror. Villain was Tony Todd.

@refinedsugar

2 ай бұрын

And it had a Vietnam angle to boot!

@kellykramer7629

2 ай бұрын

@@refinedsugar yes!

Jesus... 17:02 The close-up on Brian's face as part of his soul dies, with Dave's Joker-esque maniacal laughter, was GOLD! Then Jason's description of the verbal beat down had me holding my sides! 😂😂😂 Also... Jason, when I saw the title of the vid start with "Idiots drink beer", it legit took me a minute to figure out that you weren't referring to yourself, Brian and Dave. 👍🏼😆 Ok, one last thing. That dialogue over the end credits... classic 3 pals, just hanging out, talking shit. That's the kind of familiar, relatable vibe that makes your show such an easy, comfortable watch. Keep up the good work, man! Also, nice play on the mini tribute to the late, GREAT Bill Paxton! 👍🏼😁👍🏼 Don't forget his gem of a line from "Slipstream"... "That reminds me of a girl I use to know... great chest."

At the end I was expecting Jacob's Ladder not Dallas.

@dubuyajay9964

2 ай бұрын

Freddy Kreuger slashed JR?

That scene with them lying on the bed shooting the ceiling......... holy shit 🙂

2:50 Because Dave's body is a machine that turns beer cans into aquaducts. :P

24:54 if this movie cost more than whatever they dug out of the couch, I'll have a heart attack🤣🤣🤣

Long barreled UZI's were made so they'd have a 16 inch barrel and they could be sold as rifles without NFA 'Short barreled rifle' paperwork (taxstamp). This means that they also were semi-automatic, not full-auto. In fact, if you look closely you can see all full auto firing in this movie is actually semi-auto, with full-auto sound dubbed over it. Saves money on guns and paperwork. They did this a lot in the 80's (A-Team anyone?)

Dave’s evil laugh was legendary. Keep car spotting though Brian, gear heads unite.

My favorite Paxton line, " A pile of shit has a thousand eyes. "

@JasonBrant

2 ай бұрын

What is that from?

@kiujay

2 ай бұрын

“Stand by Me”

@kiujay

2 ай бұрын

@@JasonBrant”Stand by Me”

@jesseodonnell7844

2 ай бұрын

​@@JasonBrant Sorry, I mis-remembered. I thought he said that in Aliens when Vasquez called him Shit, but it wasn't him or that movie. It was in Stand By Me said by Feldman.

1,2 Grizzly Adams coming for you 3,4 better lock up your blow 5,6 Haggertys beard has ticks 7,8 Gonna stay up late 9,10 Never Going to sleep till its 8pm

2:54 at least he doesn't have Ted Stryker's drinking problem 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

@JasonBrant

2 ай бұрын

No idea who that is.

@Eldritch-1

2 ай бұрын

Well he was stationed at Drambui...lol

@Eldritch-1

2 ай бұрын

@@JasonBrant It's from Airplane!

@megatronjenkins2473

2 ай бұрын

​@@JasonBrantAirplane!, my man!

Brian's car identification of the Ford Taurus was a key moment for me. Guys in Vietnam (Vietnam ended in 1975) dreamed about a car that wouldn't exist until 1986. So thanks to Brian, I realize this was a time travel horror movie inception style. Never underestimate the power and importance of vehicle identifying.

"One, Two, Diddy's coming for you" 😂

It still cracks me up that old Grizzly Adams was caught selling coke 😅😅

@bryce4228

2 ай бұрын

Cocaine grizzly bear Adams

@rhyspatterson679

2 ай бұрын

Clearly you forgot the dynamics of 70’s and 80’s television. Haggardy admitted in 85 he had been on cocaine at least weekly since 72. He was probably 20% cocaine by the time this was filmed

@randymarsh9101

2 ай бұрын

Was he a coke dealer? Did he hide the 8 balls in his beard?

@bal5884

2 ай бұрын

@@randymarsh9101 He was good mate's with some fella called Pablo apparently 😅

The "...its a P.Diddy Party!" had Me literally LOLing. lol. Thank you for that

17:06 “Nobody gives a shit” hahahaha I now know Bryan’s place in the group. He’s the whipping boy. His sad face makes me smile. Good times

11am in Alaska, coffee and dabs ready to go, LET'S DO THIS!!! Watched the first 4 episodes of Transformers G1 on the big screen last night!!! That was cool, the little kid behind me loved it, wanted to see more! Haggerty, you say? SHUT UP AND TAKE MY ENERGON 🌌🌌🌌🌌🌌🌌🌌🌌🌌🌌🌌🌌🌌🌌🌌🌌ON WIT DA FUN

@Ildar_Bulatov

2 ай бұрын

You're fast as hell, man)

@JasonBrant

2 ай бұрын

That sounds like a cool experience.

@megatronjenkins2473

2 ай бұрын

​@@Ildar_Bulatovthat's not what she said🤣🤣🤣

@megatronjenkins2473

2 ай бұрын

​@@JasonBrantyeah, I thought it was gonna be the movie, but no!!! The original voice cast came back to re-record all their lines!!!

@tadpolegaming4510

2 ай бұрын

​@@megatronjenkins2473that's what the anniversary event was?!

“What kind of car is that, BRIAN” 😄

Dave was right. When he called Queen Mary it was the ship in the background as the cab pulls into dock/parking area. Then it cuts to the ship they used for film. Despite his constant drunken haze, the man was spot on.

Dave beer drinking sounds made my day

grizzly was looking for some coke man!

"Accident? An accident?! Do you realize its snowing in my room, goddammit?!"

The uzi with the long barrel is a federal compliance thing. Since it has a collapsible stock on it, a barrel length of at least 16in is required to be legal for ownership without special tax stamp.

A Nightmare On Vietnam Street🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣that was terrible, I'll seeya guys on Sunday!!!

17:00 give him a break. He has one thing, and it's identifying cars poorly. 😂

@jasonBrant FYI, Hmong refugees, a nomadic people who fled Laos after advising and performing sabotage for the American military during the Vietnam War in Laos / Cambodia / Vietnam, featured a small number of their population that died in their sleep after relocating to the U.S. 117 Hmong men died of heart attacks in their sleep, their partners and families who witnessed these deaths stating they appeared to be in the depths of nightmares. Wes Craven cited this phenomenon as direct inspiration for A Nightmare on Elm Street.

For Brian, pretty sure the blue car was a Dodge Colt/Plymouth Champ. Little Mitsubishi compacts Chrysler rebadged in the 80s. We had a Champ and it was a fun little go cart to scoot around in

When watching 3 dudes watching a movie is 1000 times more entertaining than watching the actual movie. 😂😂😂 You guys are funny af and make me wish I wasn't so gd introverted.

"If you shoot me in a dream, you better wake up and apologise" 😀

17:39 The EXACT same thing crossed my mind right before Jason said it. It looks like the rundown area in I am here....now

Actually Dave was right about the Queen Mary . It’s in the background when they arrive in the parking lot. They are on a different boat when they are in motion

Okay. Okay. Okay… all that I’ve done so far is read the title, but this sounds perfect! You’re drunk, so you’re in deep sleep, at the “Freddy”’s mercy, but. You’re. Drunk! What are you like when you’re drunk? Omnipotent! You can’t feel pain, and you think that you still have all of your motor functions, so in a dream, *you still have all of your motor functions*! You’d be able the Matrix the hell out on anyone stupid enough to crawl into your dream. I’m Batman.

This gave me bizarre Jacobs Ladder vibes for some reason!

6:12 There was a shot used in Raw Force that did show the actual Queen Mary, just not this shot. It was the huge boat with the 3 smokestacks. So Dave was technically right. Oh, and it's supposedly crazy haunted. Me and my gf were going to stay in a haunted room years ago, but we had to sign waivers. We turned around and said nahhhhh...

The Uzi with the long barrel is because in the US it is illegal to sell a rifle with a barrel length of less than 16 inches (don't ask why, it is a long stupid story). When they started importing civilian Uzis to try to sell on the civilian market they had to make the barrels comically long to comply with the law.

So good to have the crew back together. Congrats on a 100k again, can't wait for a 100k more .

Dave's wearing one of my shirts! Thank You :D

At least David A. Prior isn't making his 100th Deadly Prey clone here. Credit where is due for actually trying something else.

The Queen Mary wasn’t a sister ship of the Titanic, and wasn’t even built until a decade or so after the Titanic sunk. Titanic’s sisters were the Olympic and Britannic.

The long barreled Uzis are a legality thing, in California especially. And since it’s low budget the guns used probably belong to the guys in the movie or people David A. Prior knew.

1 2 Freddie's coming for you 3 4 better lock your doors 5 6 get your crucifix 7 8 don't stay up late 9 10 Freddie's back again

Shooter:Yeah, and Grizzly Adams had a beard! Random: Grizzly Adams did have a beard. Shooter: (Walks away)

@darkzer0670

2 ай бұрын

JACKASS!!!

I watched this movie on vhs with some stoner buddies in maybe 1992. We ate a bunch of mushrooms and we all swore after that night we wouldn't do shrooms any more. We lied but it was at least a month until we did them again.

Seeing Ted Prior and Fritz Matthews names in the credits just goes to show that David A. Prior was really committed to the 'make several movies with the same people every time' method... Also, it's a shame Dan Haggerty had barely any screen time, considering in his other movies you've shown he comes across as fairly likeable, like in Elves. Former detective involved in a battle against Nazi Elves and still came across as likeable and down on his luck. Him standing there dumbfounded while his sleeping buddies unload into the ceiling is hilarious. xD

You guys made me laugh indecorously. Also, this movie made me remember how much I was once in love with Dan Haggerty, RIP. And also, I noticed that I've become kind of old in the intervening years. Le sigh.

2:23 "I'm a free agent Matthews." Sorry, I don't swing that way. And by "that way" I mean psychopath.

It is a semi-auto Uzi. It has a 16 inch barrel so it isn't a pistol or short barreled rifle. David A. Pryor probably wouldn't spend the extra money for a cooler gun.

Idk if David A. Prior was in Vietnam but in the 80s tons of characters in stuff had Vietnam pasts because it was an easy way to give them a badass origin.

@ourkeving

2 ай бұрын

And because Taxi Driver was the Big Bang of troubled vet action movies.

Can't you hear the pitch now? "So, Nightmare on Elm Street made 57 mil Rambo made about 400 million I've got the script that merges the two!!"

Clearly Jacob's Ladder was heavily inspired by this movie.

I cared what type of car it was Brian... I've got your back mate... 🥺

Dave, RMS Queen Mary was launched in 1936. The Titanic and its sister ships were built before 1915. I let it go the first time. You don't get a second pass.

I was not expecting this to be one of my favorite episodes!? The movie is boring AF but you 3 together are hilarious this episode! And for the record: Brian I CARE about your Rainman obsession with cars in film! This was a great afternoon treat gentlemen! 😂

Haggerty tried and actually put in some effort for this pile of shit, kudos to him, and he definitely seems like a guy who was extremely nice in real life.

I think the dream functioned as like a weird time travel, I think that by dying they were sent back there totally. I have very little clue what happened

Bill Paxton in FULL FORCE.

22:59 Bryan gets some of the best clipable moments 😂

grizzly adams battling freddy and other elf like monsters nice

Beer, Vietnam, an Freddy Krueger?! This movie has everything!

The Queen Mary wasn't a sister ship to Titanic: it was a later generation ocean liner that was a sister ship to Queen Elizabeth. With Titanic, its sister ships were Olympic (built before Titanic) and Britannac (built after).

Seeing all of you together is awesome. The best trio ever.

Oh my god that Brian loop of him mimicking them in their sleep was hilarious. Another fantastic episode guys, always love the ones with you three.

Ford is definitely the Brian's territory.

Is it just me? Or is Dave losing weight man looking good 😂

I hope this came out in time for that dude in Alaska to have his dabs and coffee before work.

That one guy in the chair drinking a beer watching 3 guys drinking beers sitting in chairs watching him😂

@woo1818

2 ай бұрын

And me in my chair drinking beer watching them all

This was a hit & a miss.Im a 3rd shifter & I just wanna say "So Bad it's Good" continues 2 make my really BS nights go unbelievably smooth & I really appreciate all of you guys 4 that! My absolute favorite episode,my Go 2 episode is the Death Wish 3 episode with (Brian & Dave).I swear I'm on the floor every time! Thanks as always guys.