A movie that opens with a man being shot, then spends the rest of its run-time showing you why he deserves it.

@jackflash8218

11 ай бұрын

😆😆😆😂😂😂 👏👏👏👏👏👏

@mrhan88

11 ай бұрын

Brilliant! Next level s*** right there 😂

@JasonBrant

11 ай бұрын

I love this so much.

@abasudoh7459

11 ай бұрын

This review from IMDB is gold🤣🤣 "A narc (played by the writer and director of the film) gets involved in a love triangle between two barely legal girls in between shooting minorities and having uncomfortable spaghetti dinners with the fathers of his high school aged lovers. He calls all the friends of one of the girls a bunch of wh*res and then gets shot and dies at the end. Somehow he is the good guy of the film, but at least it has a happy ending. I give it a 13/12."

@GlidingZephyr

11 ай бұрын

It was like I was taking part in a: "Try not to Rage" challenge. If it wasn't for Jason, Erin and Brian's commentary, I would have failed miserably. 😡 But it was a very good SBIG segment, as always.

The script says romance, the receding hairline says statutory.

@CorpoAgent73

11 ай бұрын

And his prison record says "PC", because he's a cop.

@markiangooley

11 ай бұрын

I think the character is supposed to be in his early 20s, but the guy in charge, way too old, insisted on playing him.

@AnikMonette

10 ай бұрын

​@@markiangooleyLike in most vanity projects I'd say.😅

@TheWonkster

10 ай бұрын

Absolutely killed me

@idontwantahandlethough

5 ай бұрын

@@markiangooley I mean maybe, and that might have made it _vaguely_ socially passable in the 90's, but it's still gross af

Based on true events. The part they changed is that the girls talk to him in the movie, while in real life he just spied on them.

@random22026

11 ай бұрын

BOOM. Alice, you know the score here. RESPECT.

That scene where he goes in the house and the young girl says "would you like some hot chocolate?" looked like the set-up from to catch a predator with Chris Hansen. Looked like the same house and everything.

As close as a film can be to a “cry for help” “please stop me from myself” confession. Very strange man!

@JasonBrant

11 ай бұрын

Great description 🤣

I genuinely thought that the reason he got shot at the start despite being at the back was gonna be that his unit found out he was a pedo and fragged him

“This is the prequel to ‘Sound of Freedom.’” You owe me a beer, sir, as mine ended up all over my monitor

@FilmGuy7000

11 ай бұрын

Same

You know a movie is really messed up when even the end credits make it into the video 😂

@JasonBrant

11 ай бұрын

We usually watch the credits on vanity projects, but this was a cut above.

“He wont mind, your a cop” might be the most cursed line in all of cinema.

The creepiness was off the scale 🤣😂

@moosevision8113

11 ай бұрын

its like someone wanted to make a movie as an excuse to get with 18 year old girls. funny thing is if they just rented a yacht and he played a millionare playboy investment banker who brought young models on his boat and just banged them no one would care, but its like he is overcompensating and making it weird

@JasonBrant

11 ай бұрын

It was really disturbing.

@Leege13

11 ай бұрын

@@JasonBrantI think you’re now on an FBI watchlist and I think I’m on one now just watching this.

@AL13NM

11 ай бұрын

Hey @@JasonBrant To Catch A Predator called (they're Big SBIG Fans!) and said "thanks for the tip!" They now have this dude in custody.

@Blutteufel

11 ай бұрын

You think _this_ is bad? Wait until you see his brother's movie...

After watching this, one has to wonder if vanity projects are admissible as evidence. Either way, that guy is probably on a list somewhere, lol.

@no1uknugamingchannel

11 ай бұрын

We all are now....we all are

@ericseitzler81

11 ай бұрын

I'm sure his motto is if there is grass on the field play ball!

@JasonBrant

11 ай бұрын

haha!

@crankfastle8138

11 ай бұрын

@@ericseitzler81 I'm sure his motto is if theres grass on the field, try her little sister.

@Setrocsa

11 ай бұрын

#EyesOnBreen

"It's the prequel to Sound of Freedom." I absolutely lost it. Bravo, just bravo.

It honestly feels like that guy wrote this story in his basement, but initially wrote the girls as way younger, because that's what it feels like, no way girls in college dream of a guy as prince charming, and accept teddy bears left on their porch as gifts lol

@Ghost-gr2ym

11 ай бұрын

Yeah, they definitely liived, acted and talked like younger girls. It looked like he was trying to cover his ass legally.

Of course Brian corrected Jason on the color of Death's horse. Horses are the cars of ancient times.

@jackflash8218

11 ай бұрын

Well fk'n done!! 👏👏👏👏👏

That's the ultimate takeaway from this movie. Yeah, they're college aged, but they're also getting ice cream, like teddy bears, live in their child's bedroom at their parents house. He could've had them in a dorm room, but he chose not to.

@ptonpc

11 ай бұрын

"I've known you since your braids and braces" Yep I want to barf.

@Blueshirt38

11 ай бұрын

If you're 40 and you want to date a 20 year old, then hey whatever I'm not going to go to congress to get them to create a new law against it; this fucking guy was grooming her since she was in what looks to be MIDDLE SCHOOL and talks about how good she looked back then. Absolute, 100% pedo. He could have brushed over all of that and made it way less creepy, but he chose to focus on it throughout the whole movie, which really looks like he wanted to shove it in everyone's faces like "Yeah, I was able to LEGALLY bang this girl I have been obsessing over since she was a minor."

@XombieLejon66

11 ай бұрын

I'm 100% certain this guy originally wrote the girls to be age 14 or something

@AnikMonette

10 ай бұрын

​@@ptonpcI wouldn't mind all of this if this guy wasn't the hero of the story. I watched a true story once about a teen girl sleeping with a coach that was adored by the whole town but never in the movie was he shown as a good guy! I wish I could recall the title but it was over 20 years ago on tv...

@ptonpc

10 ай бұрын

@@AnikMonette I suppose that's the thing about vanity films.

Her: “ I brought you something.” Cop: “What?” Her: “ 5 to 10 for statutory rape.” 😂😂😂

I had to put whiskey in my beer for this. He is creepier than Steven Seagal and that's saying a lot!!!

@Aaron-zt5ee

11 ай бұрын

@@hastingscutoff1304Well, that’s hard to pull off.

@XombieLejon66

11 ай бұрын

Fr, as much of a creep Sifu is, at least he hasn't crossed the line of lusting after underage girls

@Bob...-yt5fy

24 күн бұрын

I'm ten shots of Captain morgan deep in this video...

About three months ago I sent you guys a movie called Rampage from 1997. It stars the lead from Honorable Men, Garrett Stewart Sayre, and his brother Steve Sayre. It’s also written, produced and directed by Steve Sayre. It’s fun bad and way less creepy. Also, the back of the DVD case to Rampage lists the director as Steve Savage. I think it’s an alias he sometimes uses. He also uses the name Stephen Calamari.

@GrieveIV

11 ай бұрын

Oh this sounds perfect

@villematiashaukia9633

11 ай бұрын

Calamari means squid in Greek. Lol. Waiting for the Rampage Review. I need to buy more beer!

@peterbrown6224

11 ай бұрын

"He also uses the name Stephen Calamari." Sounds fishy.

@megatronjenkins2473

11 ай бұрын

He should adopt the moniker Bad Sushi.

@EricHamm

11 ай бұрын

Hell yeah! It's rare to see a black tank top only make 1 vanity project, and in this case I am stoke there is more from this guy and would love to see it sometime.

“Is he a prince on a white horse, just like Prince Charming?” “Well death rode a white horse too.”

I missed Brian's Nerding out on cars. As a fellow car guy i salute you again. This movie broke my creepo-meter

@JasonBrant

11 ай бұрын

I can only handle the car talk for so long 🤣

@phyrr2

11 ай бұрын

Us car buffs are happy with the representation on screen!

@zod5966

5 ай бұрын

I honestly want to hear more about the Ford Probe. 3:37 We need a channel where Brian JUST talks about the cars in movies.

I've never been grossed out by a non- horror movie😖

@SuperPeterok

11 ай бұрын

You haven't seen Jungle Holocaust yet??

You can't tell me that this movie wasn't meant to be a "stranger danger" after school special.

The movie is called Honorable Men. The honorable men in this movie are the dudes that shot this guy at the start of the movie.

This must be the first time prosecuting evidence was featured on SBIG. 😆

Brian goes out of his way to share car knowledge with us and You always shut him down, man.

@RolandHazoto

11 ай бұрын

I second this emotion. I don't even like cars, but Brian's passion is almost adorable at times.

This feels like someone asked an AI software to make a movie script out of the creepiest transcripts Chris Hansen read on To Catch a Predator

I trusted you, and you made me an accomplice to a crime, Jason. I'm too soft for jail, Jason. 😮‍💨

@darkzer0670

11 ай бұрын

Do you know what happens to guys like us in jail? It rhymes with grape......

@megatronjenkins2473

11 ай бұрын

​@darkzer0670 you get recorded singing on tape?

@HHalftroll

11 ай бұрын

LMAO! Word.

@forestcampbell8962

10 ай бұрын

The betrayal Jason!

It’s Breen-like. You play the young lead character no matter what age you actually are and no matter how strange and creepy it looks!

@EricHamm

11 ай бұрын

Can't go wrong with black tank top vanitry projects!

@Jlaps941

11 ай бұрын

At least Neil Breen had the decency to turn down his friend’s teenage daughter in Fateful Findings 😂

@SuperPeterok

11 ай бұрын

Because he Double Downed in his next role

@michelvanderlinden8363

7 ай бұрын

at least he didn't let them dangle in a swimming pool.

@idontwantahandlethough

5 ай бұрын

@@Jlaps941 I just woke up and thought you guys were talkin' about Neal Brennan (cowriter of Chapelle Show) at first 😂

Dude, Brian had me ROLLING through this whole thing! This man was on a WHOLE other level with his quips. I about choked at "he passed a playground on the way there". 😂😂😂 Omfg Jason, Erin, y'all are amazing, but Brian stole the show today. I'm gonna be chuckling at some of his quips here for a while. This was an awesome episode. Thank you so much for the belly laughs.

@slainteron4027

11 ай бұрын

I took a drink of water right before he said it, I almost choked and laughed to death.

@HHalftroll

11 ай бұрын

Brian is so soft spoken, and the rest so loud, you have to listen closely for his best zingers, but he comes out with some epic stuff.

@sethgaston845

9 ай бұрын

@@HHalftroll what got me is that he's usually somewhat tame, and Jason and Dave are the ones saying the super dark shit. NOPE. It was Brian all the way this episode. I wonder if he had more alcohol in him than usual. Whatever amount combined with whatever mood he was in was AWESOME. 😂

@michelvanderlinden8363

6 ай бұрын

@@sethgaston845 I mean you're on a watchlist just for watching this movie anyway... might as well go out like a champion :D

This channel is the gift that keeps on giving, your reactions are funny, witty & hilarious.

@JasonBrant

11 ай бұрын

Thanks so much!

"You can kiss me anywhere you want." "How about on the beach?"

The bro chugging a Snapple was the most wholesome thing in this whole movie. He looked really proud of himself. ❤

A quote online…’ He was my philosophy professor in college and more than a little off... He always talked about some cop movie he directed (and starred in as the lead) ( Honorable Men (2004) - KZread ) and would pass around sign-up sheets in class for the females who were interested in being part of his movies to sign up... I was warned about him before class started thankfully, as I was a theater major and may have jumped at the opportunity had I not been forewarned’.

Brian I care about the cars. Not all of us have amaxophobia like Brant does. Keep up the good work. 😂

@jimbojones7044

11 ай бұрын

We’d be callin out every car! 😂

@RootofYishay

11 ай бұрын

“Calling all cars” …A police joke/pun 😁

@JasonBrant

11 ай бұрын

🤣

@jimbojones7044

11 ай бұрын

@@RootofYishay 😝

The main character's love interests were already way too young for him - and he still went out of his way to make them seem like the were an additional 10 years younger.

20:58 “we’re going in hard on this guy” me: “PROBABLY HARDER THEN HE WAS IN THE EDITING SUITE 💀💀💀”

This was unbelievably creepy. I have zero idea why someone would think this was a great idea for a film. That being said the reaction was hysterical. I've never heard so many no no no no no's from you guys in one single movie.

@markiangooley

11 ай бұрын

Just having a guy under 25 playing the policeman character of about that age would’ve helped make this less creepy. Instead it’s a fortysomething guy chasing twentyish girl-women. No. Just no. YOU DO NOT HAVE TO PLAY THE LEAD CHARACTER.

@LetsGetitBoah

11 ай бұрын

@@markiangooley The fact he insisted on making out with them so much too.....like WTF?

@historyandhorseplaying7374

11 ай бұрын

To be honest this is my least favorite riff video from this channel because they come across as a little prissy and clutching at pearls worse than the average nun at my Catholic high school. Is it just me or are the mores of some of this generation seeming to get more and more delicate? Ok, yes, it's an older man and a younger woman, so what? The older you get the less "shocking" this is.

@LetsGetitBoah

11 ай бұрын

@@historyandhorseplaying7374 bro,….the dude was lusting over the girls when they were underage. That’s not normal.

@historyandhorseplaying7374

11 ай бұрын

@LetsGetitBoah do we know they were underage? Maybe I missed something but I didn't hear ages mentioned. Besides the actresses themselves were well over 18.

I really needed Chris Hanson to walk out from behind a curtain and say “Why don’t you have a seat right over there. How’s the hot cocoa?“

@jesuguru2394

11 ай бұрын

"I was just on my way to a drug raid..."

This may be the creepiest. Shark Exorcist is up there. But man. This is almost too real, where the actor/character boundary is crumbling. At least Niel Breen turns down the girls who aren’t his age.

@EricHamm

11 ай бұрын

Dude, you be smoking crack to say Brien hasn't had a giant age gap love interest. It's the movie where he has a face bandage in the shower with a russian lady. There is a teenager trying to bang Brien. Not to mention the pornstars he hires. Also the movie where he is in the in the dessert in a camper with immigrants crossing the boarder there is a uncomfortable scene with a girl at least 25 years his junior

OMG! I have never laughed so hard - I literally spit out my coffee when you said, "Did he die? I hope so". I laughed so hard it hurt, omg this was at a whole different level of movie, that I don't want to see again, lol. Thank you for the best laugh I've had in a long time.

@FlyboyHelosim

11 ай бұрын

I spat out drink all over myself after something Brian said. 😂

Red Letter Media made had a showing of this and it was so creepy and weird. Now Jason, there are 2 film series you should 100% check out because they're right up your alley is Pocketman and Cargo Boy and Billy Owens. They are absolutely worth checking out, Pocketman is a YA spy thriller while Billy Owens is a Harry Potter knock off

Know your audience. We only watch these videos to hear Brian's car facts.

I love when the first thing Brant says is “oh no”…. This was very uncomfortable, Jason.

"Is he dressed like a prince?" Prince Andrew.

“Make sure you have a VPN when you watch this!” 🤣🤣🤣 Too true!! Missed opportunity for a VPN sponsor plug.

The constant dialogue referring to the age difference is frightening. This guy is a creep that made a film instead of a confession.

@megatronjenkins2473

11 ай бұрын

The film IS the confession🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Recommended or not, this was the funniest episode you guys have done in months. I was literally cackling out loud several times during the video. I only wish that you had done some kind of follow up on this "film maker" and if he's still in prison.

You guys need a pallet cleanser. I recommend The Instructor, where a karate teacher that looks like Joe Pesci and Burt Reynolds fights a guy with a chainsaw.

"Honorable" my a*s. That was the longest episode of "To catch a predator" that I've ever seen. Someone finally out cringed Sifu.

Not gonna lie, I was low-key expecting a Nord VPN ad at the end when you mentioned watching this on a VPN. This movie feels like his creeper manifesto and used the "story" of the police officer to justify the creepiness even more.

"CAN YOU PICK ME UP AFTER SCHOOL" Pretty sure hes not allowed within 100 meters of any school

Yes! You have no idea how much I needed this today haha. You guys are doing the Lord's work 😂

I'd bet you never thought you'd look forward to a Sifu movie as a palate cleanser.

I think this episode might be the funniest you guys have released, all the jokes and quips were SPOT ON. Bravo.

@EricHamm

11 ай бұрын

I agree, them black tank tops really bring out the best in the channel.

Everyone’s one liners with this movie… I can’t 😂 You were all on point.

My LORD the ending where you are trying to judge this is priceless. Your consternation is a thing of beauty.

The RLM guys thought that this was probably the most uncomfortable movie they’ve watched.

oh man i can't wait to watch erin squirm lol. as a woman myself when i saw a previous review for this, i felt icky watching it. especially when the main character starts talking about how "women are only good for sex". you know damn well thats not just a joke in the movie to him lol. not to mention the movie is about "college girls". yeah right. hes so honorable in how he handles these 2 girls who love him, such an honorable man! a cop and military man! i like how mandys college party also has 14 year olds, because thats who college kids want at their parties: 14 year olds. again its obvious the main guy wanted the girls to be 16, not college age. the one girl he knew since she was a kid is the more disgusting of the 2 romances in the movie too. the idea one of my dads friends would say i looked hot as a kid would make me vomit so fast. edit: ill give the movie this too: it takes place in the 90s even though the movie is made in like 2004 and they made it look like it was fugging made in the 90s lol. the whole movie looks like shot on shideo and was made in 1993 rich evans also made an analogy i agree with about the main guy in the movie too. "he looks like clark kent if clark kent wasn't superman". thats exactly how i felt about him too lol i will say as much as i hate gross movies like this, they are entertaining to watch. its like a car wreck, its horrible but you have to look because of how interesting it is.

@megatronjenkins2473

11 ай бұрын

Love your name, one of my favorite PS1 games!!! Movie was quite different, but good, and the game is a canonical sequel to the movie, apparently.

You’re guy’s puns on the main actor was hilarious and I like that y’all were laughing so hard at your own puns lmao

I'm pretty sure uploading this video has put you guys on a list in some law enforcement agency.

Creepy as hell ! Made my skin crawl 😩

@robotrix

11 ай бұрын

At this point they may as well do the movie "Child Bride"

@castortroy6588

11 ай бұрын

@@robotrix 🤣 for sure !!!

@JasonBrant

11 ай бұрын

So gross.

@lilcay4016

11 ай бұрын

Same.

How to turn any woman on in two seconds flat: Tell her that you remember what she looked like when she was a kid with braids and braces. Guaranteed to work 0% of the time, every time.

@idontwantahandlethough

5 ай бұрын

In my 20's I dated a woman for a while who had to get jaw surgery and then adult braces. She got A LOT of weird comments from old dudes that she wasn't getting prior to that. It was.. eye-opening, to say the least 😶

5:38 The benoit balls comment almost did me in!

Jesus guys, I half expected a friggin FBI raid on your show! 🤣🤮Choosing this movie while sound of freedom is in theaters was like Ron Burgundy choosing milk on a hot day 🤣

I've never laughed at 3 grossed out people so hard. Legendary stuff. You guys are OK too I guess 😂

I honestly think this guy might have been a real cop or had links to them at some stage. For a budget like this those cop uniforms and equipment look good. Maybe some reals cops who knew real person/subject of the movie acted as free extras not knowing how creepy they would make him appear. ETA: I phrased that badly. So maybe an egotistical bloke used /conned some cops who worked with a colleague who died on duty to make a vanity project while pretending it would be a "true life" portrayal.

Love how he tried to make you feel sad over his death but it would have made everyone sad if he lived lol

Well, Jason, you've done it. I though that Champagne & Bullets was your funniest episode, but, I was wrong. You, sir, have surpassed that show in your comical quips. This episode was the the most hilarious I have ever watched. The carpet in my rec room has to be cleaned, from spilling my drink and snack. (I should know by now not to drink or eat while the comical remarks are flying around. Great show, looking forward to the next one. Keep laughing.

Once again thank you guys for this one. Now if you’ll excuse me, I have to go bleach my eyeballs now.

Jason it seems like in the U.S people can just take a video camera, film some shit and it's an actual movie. It's bizarre. You guys had me laughing my head off during this.

This SBIG episode has to the most "tea kettle" laughs I've seen from the crew 😂

"If she crawls under that table, I swear to God..." 🤣

Sometimes the stunned silences outweigh any zingers you could come up with 😂

this was hilarious AF! i'm glad erin acknowledged the tea kettle 🙂

"Looks like I'm back." This is the John Wick we really deserved.

"I know what he wants from you, I'm a cop too." 😳😳😳😳

Brian : That’s a Mazda MX6 a buddy had one of those Jason : No shit… Brian : Yea Jason : wow … Lmaoooo Jason you’re a whole asshole for that 🤣🤣🤣🤣

OH MY GOD, you finally got here! This is one of the most unhinged and hilarious vanity project bad films I’ve ever seen! Not nearly as “good” as Champagne & Bullets or Neil Breens oeuvre but it’s a special kind of shit all it’s own! The kind of stuff you expect Chris Hansen to investigate while cornering this dude at a farm house with state troopers!😂

Brian : "She's not wearing pearls" Officer Smith : "She will be!"

This guy watched Champagne & Bullets and was like, “hold my beer, Hauser, I can do better than that!”

@Dr.Thirteen-bb1ub

11 ай бұрын

Drunk Wings Hauser would have shot this guy himself.

Is this what a Steven Seagal movie would be like without Steven Seagal?

"This was the driest shit Ive ever heard." Congratulations you just heard law enforcement training everywhere...

This episode had me in tears laughing lol. One of the better ones! 19:20 - 19:25 freaking killed me. 😂

I love it when Erin can't decide whether she wants to be disgusted by the guys or be one of the guys XD

@SuperPeterok

11 ай бұрын

See Weng Weng

You have to wonder what the family of this murdered police officer thought when they saw it Because it did not paint him in a very flattering light

I checked, and FOR THE GOOD OF HUMANITY, this creepy mess is NOT available on eBay or Amazon Shopping. For once, THANK YOU ALL!!!!!!

Sound of Freedom prequel joke was perfect.

Wish they'd said "Tiddy Bear" in that one bed scene...

What a very strange and creepy movie. I´m afraid that you guys are now on a list as well.

@codiak2680

11 ай бұрын

Indeed and I'm afraid that everyone who clicked on the thumbnail is going straight to hell.

This is the most 'sophomore at an art college' movie I've ever seen parts of in my life.

14:43 “Bodycams OFF!” 🤣🤣🤣

Imagine if he lived and they moved in together. The fridge stuffed with PediaSure for her and Ensure, Boost, and Glucerna for him. And a shelf just for bananas and cucumbers. I was trying to imagine the contents of their medicine cabinet, but doing so broke me... blue pills everywhere... I just can't. What happens when she has her second year of university and goes all uberlib and ACAB and BLM? Will she leave him? Will he still 'love' her? Will he leave the force for her and grow a manbun?

This was hilarious... :) Blackbird 2018 - is a bigger budget vanity project that was clearly inspired by the cinematic masterpiece, Honorable Men.

Jesus was this a hard watch. AND I WASN'T EVEN WATCHING IT! Second hand and I still feel like I need a shower after this. Thanks for suffering guys so we don't have to. Y'all are awesome.

I had to check my eyes I’ve never seen Hampton Roads so proudly slapped on a cover 😂😂😂 we’re so small

not only does it show grooming before it was a term it does the whole BLANK time frame earlier BS at the start thats become so over used. Truely a monster ahead of its time

Your level of cringe at the kissing scenes is equal to your reaction when Sifu is pawing at his unfortunate love interests. Agree?

You guys always come through when i need a laugh, thank you for doing what you do.

This music is AWESOME! 😆 You guys take the bullets so we don't have to.

The collective look of disgust on all your faces when the girl is talking about having a crush on the dude is priceless.