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When Roger Corman wants to ripoff James Bond, he brings in the rough-looking Steve Railsback. This is one of the dumbest movies ever, with hilarious effects, scenes designed to get the lead actress topless, and Railsback delivering a truly bizarre performance.
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"The Momentum of her chesticles" needs to be on and shirt now!!!!! Thanks Erin
@JasonBrant
3 ай бұрын
Haha, she nailed that one.
@NotsoHardcore1
3 ай бұрын
For sure 😂
@Rubbernecker316z
3 ай бұрын
I almost got a black eye from a swinging breast before, was wild.
@craigstrickland1572
3 ай бұрын
@@Rubbernecker316z Classic!
@MariuszMroczek-dd7ku
3 ай бұрын
Looks like Michael Knight installed the Turbo Boobst in his private ride from Knight Rider 2000.
I've been sleeping on the genius that is Steve Railsback. Need to find more of his stuff.
@ferdonandebull
3 ай бұрын
Barb wire..
@sacredf8
3 ай бұрын
He starred in a PM Entertainment film called Private Wars that was released in 1993.. Private Wars features James Lew, Vince Murdocco (blonde hero from L.A. Wars) and Lelagi Togisala (bad guy with the braid and sais from L.A. Wars as well.. and Firepower). Hope you guys get to watch that.
@themoviedealers
3 ай бұрын
I think he played Charles Manson in Helter Skelter?
@themoviedealers
3 ай бұрын
Confirmed. He was also in the best movie ever made, The Stunt Man.
@clockworkorangecassidy1114
3 ай бұрын
And C*ckfighter (actual film)
"Did anybody read the script?" I'd be surprised if anybody wrote the script.
@kingleech16
3 ай бұрын
With enough cocaine, anything is possible…
@mikeg7411
3 ай бұрын
@@kingleech16Columbian BAM-BAM is responsible for some of the absolute best films we have ever watched
@kingleech16
3 ай бұрын
@@mikeg7411 While probably true, it is quite depressing. And to be absolutely fair, illicit drugs are also at least partially responsible for some of the worst films and musical live shows I’ve ever witnessed.
@JasonBrant
3 ай бұрын
You make a fair point. They might have been winging this one.
From Railsback's IMDB bio: "Noted for his dangerous, chameleon-like portrayals while possessing the scariest-looking pair of eyes in the business, leathery-looking Steve Railsback has mesmerized us over the years with a number of weird, often warped roles both on film and television. While never achieving the degree of stardom deserved, he, like the equally infamous and unpredictable Dennis Hopper, always commands interest whether the material is good or inferior." Edit: My mans is all of 5'7 and was 53 during Termination Man.
@Mvelase4
3 ай бұрын
One of the commenters says he wrote it himself and I believe them 😂😂😂
@noahlee9860
3 ай бұрын
I too hope to one day be described as "leathery looking"
@C.L.Hinton
3 ай бұрын
@@noahlee9860 Hey, pal, you doing alright? I can tell by your typing that you're looking a bit leathery looking.
@RevanAlaire
3 ай бұрын
@@Mvelase4Railsback and Jalal Merhi must have the same agent. 😂
@lavrentivs9891
3 ай бұрын
@@noahlee9860 Spend a lot of time in the sun, that should do it.
Fun fact: Railsback was 53 years old when he made this. He looks his age in every shot 😂
I just realized that Steve Railsback plays one of my favorite characters on The X-Files Duane Barry. The whole Scully being abducted arc. He had 92 acting credits and is still acting. He does an excellent job on that series.
@leovalverde1508
3 ай бұрын
Watching X-Files with no lights on!!!!!!!!!!!!!
@ErikYuzwa
3 ай бұрын
was coming here to comment on that too - he was AMAZING as Duane Berry!
@simpleysims
3 ай бұрын
Thank you. His face was familiar
@Wiseblood2012
3 ай бұрын
Beat me by twelve days.
@explodingtomahawks7589
9 күн бұрын
THAT'S HIM?! Holy fuck, I had no clue! So, he actually can act.
That "Super Soldier" looks like Lincoln halfway through the war.
@mgratk
3 ай бұрын
*half a Lincoln
@gotrix2965
3 ай бұрын
Lol, you are correct! With a beard on... he has the same head shape and eyes as Lincoln. (Also yeah a watched 14 minute trailer here on YT, and he is very low energy to say at best)
@MariuszMroczek-dd7ku
3 ай бұрын
Looks like he didn't choose the carpenter's cup.
@JasonBrant
3 ай бұрын
Lincoln two days after his assassination.
@stickiestfingers2155
3 ай бұрын
@@JasonBrant Jesus... 🤣
One of Steve Railsback's first roles was playing Charles Manson in the TV miniseries 'Helter Skelter' in 1976. Amazing performance that even Manson's followers praised as authentic.
@michaelautrey6641
3 ай бұрын
apparently played ed gein too.
@Andy-the-crow
3 ай бұрын
@@michaelautrey6641 I need to see these two do you two know where I can find them
@MonkDarkfyre
3 ай бұрын
@@Andy-the-crow Helter Skelter is on DVD and available through Amazon. Didn't see it streaming anywhere. Sorry.
@Andy-the-crow
3 ай бұрын
@@MonkDarkfyre thank you I will check it out
@michaelautrey6641
3 ай бұрын
@@Andy-the-crow these movies might be only available to watch on dvd. i dont see them available to stream.
Railsback was Duane Barry in X-Files, thought I recognised him
@zombie5505
3 ай бұрын
Shoot lol, I knew it
@Dr.Thirteen-bb1ub
3 ай бұрын
Are you calling Duane Barry a liar?! They drilled holes in my teeth!
For a moment I thought that main character was the guy from "Honorable Men".
@themoviedealers
3 ай бұрын
There is a resemblance.
@royjohnson3361
3 ай бұрын
Same! I was unduly "excited".
@troesler81
3 ай бұрын
Exactly what I was thinking.
@JasonBrant
3 ай бұрын
Railsback sticks to 18+.
Steve Railsback - he might look like a mix between Tommy Lee Jones and Anthony Perkins, but he has a name any porn star would kill for.
“It’s going to smoke for 6 days” lmao these buttons are borderline natural disasters
@JasonBrant
3 ай бұрын
Those things are now banned worldwide.
They need a sequel called Liquidation Dude. Maybe make it a trilogy and call the third movie Cancellation Chap.
@danielnugent6545
3 ай бұрын
But the fans are clamoring for more. When will they release Give-up Guy?
@JasonBrant
3 ай бұрын
You should write the sequels.
Steve Railsback was in a brilliant and underrated movie called Ed Gein, he really does a great job at portraying America's most infamous killer and grave robber.
@duncantiv
3 ай бұрын
He was also in Barb Wire and a weird, mildly unhinged movie called The Stuntman that was seared into my memory when I was a child 😆
@carn9507
3 ай бұрын
@@duncantiv The Stunt man was nominated for three Oscars. :O None of those were for Railsback though. :P
@duncantiv
3 ай бұрын
@@carn9507 Seriously?!? I never knew that. It was such a weird movie, I'm completely floored by that news! 🤯
@carn9507
3 ай бұрын
@@duncantiv "It was nominated for three Academy Awards: Best Actor in a Leading Role (Peter O'Toole), Best Director (Richard Rush), and Best Writing, Screenplay Based on Material from Another Medium." :) I double checked that it was the same movie you meant, and yep Steve Railsback is in that same film. Going by his performance in 'Termination Man' it's hard to believe Steve ever had a prominent role in a movie that had Oscar nominations but there you go. :P
@AliceBowie
3 ай бұрын
Deranged from 1974 is best Ed Gein movie, but it's not a biopic and they changed some details, like his name is Ezra instead of Ed. It's actually a good movie.
Steve Railsback is basically Tommy Lee Jones from Wish. He has been in a TON of films, some of them decent. And fun fact: he portrayed Ed Gein, the notorious serial killer. And I'm almost positive that his buddy the traitor is the mayhem guy. And was also the right-hand man in the first John Wick. Great vid guys and stay gold!
@kaykutcher2103
3 ай бұрын
My dad calls him Tommy Lee Jones too.
Steve definitely wrote his bio on IMDB. It's hilarious.
2:38 Also Patrick Stewart's first onscreen kiss🤣🤣🤣
@JasonBrant
3 ай бұрын
Haha, wow.
@robertlilly1751
3 ай бұрын
It’s good to be the king
@megatronjenkins2473
3 ай бұрын
@@robertlilly1751 "Make him part of the tour!"
@MichaelRainey
3 ай бұрын
Captain Jean Luc Smoochard.
12:39 Other soldiers in the second jeep, "What are you doing? We can still chase them." The driver "I'm not leaving my wingman."
@johnavast5939
3 ай бұрын
😂👏
Railsback looks like discount Tommy Lee Jones
Steve Railsback played a very good Charles Manson in 1976 Helter Skeltor movie.
@JasonBrant
3 ай бұрын
Haven't seen it.
@ferdonandebull
3 ай бұрын
Oh I forgot that! Yes he was great in that!
@uptown710
3 ай бұрын
He also was on the show in a movie besides Lifeforce. He was the col in Barb wire. Stunning resume 🤣
@rptubevision8425
3 ай бұрын
@uptown710 Also the truck driver in the John Candy movie Armed and Dangerous
@rptubevision8425
3 ай бұрын
@JasonBrant It's pretty good. Based on the book written by the prosecutor in the case Vincent Bugliosi.
Steve Railsback has had a relatively weird career: While most actors tend to focus on lead, support, or character roles, Railsback has been all over the place. This makes him that weird actor that you can know you've seen him in something but can't pin him down too specifically. Between Barb Wire, alligator 2 and Turkey Shoot (seriously: TURKEY SHOOT?), he's been a lot of stuff you guys have seen.
@JasonBrant
3 ай бұрын
It's wild that I can't remember him from Barb Wire. I really hated that movie.
Steve Railsback sounds like the name of the hero character in a shitty action movie.
They got a guy in his 50s to play someone who can apparently run 10 miles in 30 minutes? :O I can believe it when it's, the still very fit in his 60s, John Wesley Shipp playing the Flash (whether it's Jay Garrick or the reprisal of his 1990 Barry Allen). But this Steve Railsback? Nah.
"Just like Goldeneye" "Do you remember that film?" Well, she was Onatopp :D
Here's an acronym for an agency they could have used on this movie: Central Union for National Terrestrial Security
Steve Railsback was in The Stunt Man with Peter O'Toole and he also played Charles Manson in miniseries Helter Skelter in 1976, so he's been around a long time.
This is like a beautiful blend of Gymkata and Order of the Black Eagle, the stuff of joy
I love how Steve Railsback's IMdB bio starts with this sentence: "Noted for his dangerous, chameleon-like portrayals while possessing the scariest-looking pair of eyes in the business, leathery-looking Steve Railsback has mesmerized us over the years with a number of weird, often warped roles both on film and television." Your movie's hero, ladies and gentlemen!
Love that "poop hole" line. 😂 I wonder if Seagal wrote that into the script himself?
@sirtwist
3 ай бұрын
😆 Given it's a bunch of Saffas in that movie, the etymology there would be "poephol" (Afrikaans). A relatively mild, mostly humorously used, version of "asshole"
You are correct about the main character being the star in Lifeforce, looks like he's playing the EXACT same plank of wood in this movie also.
@random22026
3 ай бұрын
Does that make him a knot hole?
@aaccount24
3 ай бұрын
Yeah, in LIfeforce he's about an 8 on the Ginty Scale in that (with 10 being full-on Ginty). Edit: Here, he might be a 6. At least he smiles, something Ginty was not known to ever do.
@JasonBrant
3 ай бұрын
A plank of wood is such a great way to describe him in this.
2:51, yes, more alcohol, THAT always cures the tongue-tieds and gets you enunciating like a champ! 🤨😂
Top Heavy/Bewbs was Athena Massey. She did roles similar to Maria Ford and Shannon Tweed during the softcore era (90's). Although, she wasn't as prolific or "hardcore".
The amount of "What is going on?" this movie triggers is too funny lol
Our lead here looks like a 1st cousin of the guy from 'Honorable Men'
You should have included a Wilhelm scream when Farentino threw the smoke bomb button out the window.
So I had to look this up - 2:21 - He says Termination Man ran 10 miles in 30 minutes. Just for reference the world record for a 10 mile run (on a road) is 44 minutes and 4 seconds. Held by Bernard Koech of Kenya set in 2022. Of the top 25 world record holders for a ten mile run, 22 WR's were set by Kenyans, 1 from Ethiopia, 1 from the GB and 1 from Uganda. In 1997 when this movie came out the world record was held by Paul Koech of Kenya with a time of 44 minutes and 27 seconds. So yeah, hes basically Captain America lol
He looked like his super soldier serum was long-term alcohol consumption.
Steve Railsback was also in a movie called STUNTMAN with Peter O'toole. Another SBIG.
@dennisdale6404
3 ай бұрын
"The Stunt Man" was nominated for three Academy Awards - Best Adapted Screenplay, Best Actor for O'Toole and Best Director. I don't really think SBIG applies here.
Jason: Control yourself Brian: that’s like real wood Jason: is there any doilies anywhere? Erin: hehehehehehahah Me: 🤣
Steve Railsback making it possible for us to also look superhuman. His witty comebacks is really selling it along with the range of his facial expressions. 👌
James Farentino must have had to make an alimony payment.
1:18 "If I'm forced to be in this crappy movie I'm going to at least get my face on camera."
The main character also appeared in the Clint Eastwood film "In the Line of Fire" where he played a CIA agent called "Coppinger". That's where I know him from.
@Danimals_as_liters
3 ай бұрын
Absolutely wild that his face instantly clicked for me and it was that film.
@matthewpjames
Ай бұрын
Yes! Small role but as I recall he introduced Malcovich as the ex-CIA assassin. Did a good job.
“Because he’s STEVE’S RAILING-BECKY!”
@TheShortCon
3 ай бұрын
I thought she was taking a sh*t
Fun fact, I actually met Athena Massey at a con one time. She had said that the stuntmen in this movie were built different. The one that punched through the windshield was able to hold on multiple times, or so I Think I was told.
How am I supposed to enjoy the movie if I don't know what we're drinking JASON!!
Steve Railsback kissed Professor X in Life Force and it gave him superpowers.
I remember Steve Railsback in Tobe Hooper's Lifeforce, a very underrated movie. And i can't wait for you to review Albert Pyun's Captain America with Matt Salinger in title role. It's a glorious mess to be seen!
@endless3cho
3 ай бұрын
I loved Lifeforce growing up. I still think it's a great story.
@Ildar_Bulatov
3 ай бұрын
@@endless3cho Totally agree with you. The script is loosely based on Colin Wilson's novel The Space Vampires, can't say that it's a masterpiece of science fiction, but I liked it and that's what matters for me. Of course, I can't miss Mathilda May's presence in this movie, she was just out of this world.
@endless3cho
3 ай бұрын
@@Ildar_Bulatov oh yeah! As a teenager and young adult, I was just fascinated with her. I think almost every man who watched that movie could agree with that.
Steve Railsback was in the 1976 TV version of "Helter Skelter".
I mean Godrey Ho is legendary and then we have Roger Croman's crazy ass films too, what a joy 😂
"This is your super soldier? Looks like a goddamn fentanyl zombie" That's solid gold right there.
At first I thought this was one of Sayre's weird vanity projects that predates 'Honorable Men', but then a realisation came forward. 😹
Best Railsback picks are Turkey Shoot, Nukie, and Disturbing Behavior. Also has a good cameo in Devil's Rejects.
The guy who can run a mile in 3 minutes played Charles Manson, in the movie Helter Skelter, in the 70's.
I can never watch anything with Steve Railsback and not remember him as Charile Manson in the tv movie Helter Skelter. lol. Nightmare fuel for kids of my generation.
7:36 - They pulled the same thing with that RPG-7 that was done in Red Scorpion.
If Railsback is enhanced then I'm John Matrix. Hilarious episode as usual. For me, this movie would have been perfect with cameos from Neil Breen and Cocaine Bear.
Richard Gere was named sexiest man alive in 2000 at age 55. Railsback was also 55 in 2000. I think the producers said 55 is the new sexy but couldn't get Gere so they settled with Railsback. And were like "this can work!"
Dude!! James Farentino!! From ‘Blue Thunder’!! 😃😃…god I’m old. 😢
I feel like Erin is getting fed up with these movies. I know I would be.
This was Roger Corman's "I dont give a shit anymore" phase of movie production.
The star also had a cameo in a John Candy movie "Armed and Dangerous" and was the lead role in an Ed Gein biopic. It was pretty "in tents." I will show myself out.
@JasonBrant
3 ай бұрын
Haven't seen either of those.
@georgesykes394
3 ай бұрын
In Armed and Dangerous the awesome trucker at the end!
This guy played a recurring X Files character named Duane Barry.
The different clothing made me think that it was a high school cinematography classes final project and they raided the drama departments play closet.
I’m stunned the super spy didn’t figure out he was a traitor but then again there was a lot of insanity in this one, good SBIG.
He needs to blend in with the general population. Genius! I wouldn’t even recognize him at a Dairy Queen!😂
how did nobody utter the words "it's railsback... on his back.... getting railed."
20:55 if you haven’t read it already, the _larry niven_ essay *_”man of steel, woman of kleenex”_* outlines those very problems
7:38 no grenades were harmed during the production of the movie
He is Duane Barry from the X-Files you guys. He kidnapped Scully!
@carn9507
3 ай бұрын
:O Oh yeah, you're right! I remember those episodes. :O I think Scully had to disappear for a bit cos of Gillian Anderson's pregnancy, yeah?
2:17 I was waiting for one of you to say "Oh, We Don't Run". He looked like he was doing the Charleston.
Steve Railsback was in a ton of movies. He's a guy you recognize immediately anytime you see him. Very underrated. He's played Ed Gein and Charles Manson. Of course he was also in Barb Wire with Pam Anderson which did not get the stamp when it was on haha.
Steve Railsback is also the main bad guy in the gem Alligator 2 The Mutation.
It's rather nice to see RAF 2203 Latvia as a co star in this masterpiece. And that jumping Moskvitch!!! Five star rating from me.
Steve Railsback also played Charles Manson in Helter Skelter. Should check it out.
This is my favorite channel on KZread, but I have to say that "It's Steve Railsback man" should never be the answer to any question ever. Also I hope in a million years all that aliens find of humanity is a copy of Termination Man and so they build statues of Steve Railsback and claim that he was the pinnacle of humanity.
You have to do the Ed Gein movie now so we can keep watching this actor
The enhancement has side effects. His body can dissolve bullets, but he now always looks like your grandpa who lost his keys.
@markiangooley
3 ай бұрын
Camouflage, I guess?
@danielnugent6545
3 ай бұрын
@@markiangooley Ah, so it's a feature, not a bug? Haha. You're officially a better writer than whoever made this movie.
@danielnugent6545
3 ай бұрын
@@markiangooley Oh I just thought of another one. Maybe that dad belly is to store energy so he can run a 3 minute mile. Maybe it's not even food. Just dissolved bullets he uses as fuel. Maybe bullets give him power.
@robotrix
3 ай бұрын
It's from the melted lead in his system aging him.
I was halfway thru before I realized why I kept randomly hearing "poop hole" and what it was from 😂
@kaykutcher2103
3 ай бұрын
Not the worst Sifu has been called.
It's 1 am here in Oz and I'm looking forward to this one 🍿
@JasonBrant
3 ай бұрын
Hope you dig it!
@annabanana7071
3 ай бұрын
@@JasonBrant thanks mate 👍
"This is extended." Yes Jason...it is.
Car list for Brian: Blue car - GAZ M21 Volga. Army jeep - UAZ-469. Van - RAF-2203.
That dude played Dwayne Barry in a mutli-part X-files episode.
Railsback is the villain in Edgewood Studios “Pressure Point”. That’s also a real gem i would highly suggest if you haven’t seen already Also, I haven’t laughed so hard as I did with the final chase on the 1mph gondola
I only know Railsback from LifeForce. I NEVER get tired of that movie. Isn’t it a Cannon film too? Now that I seem he looks like he’s STILL recovering from being drained by that vampire… damn
40 seconds in and there is a RPG without the actual rocket so this movie is rated PG
16:37 Ah, yes. The SHRINERS. The SHRINE Auditorium. It's all making sense now.
Steve Railsback's most iconic film after Helter Skelter is The Stunt Man from 1980, where he gives a legitimately awesome performance, in a film that is kinda sorta almost a classic. I mean, I like his work in Lifeforce, too, but The Stunt Man is his best work, so far as I've seen.
Roger Corman to Wardrobe: Get me Members Only on the phone right now. Wardrobe: Right away, Chief!
An RPG-7 tube treated like it shoots missiles right at the start? Aw yeah, we're in for some 80s movie understanding of firearms here.
Me: “where have I heard the name Steve Railsback?” Two minutes later… FCKING NUKIE 💀
Do not forget Mr. Railsback's performance in the epic Pamela Anderson breakout film "Barb Wire".
Stevie Rails actually had a good resume in the 70s to 80s. He played Charles Manson in the acclaimed TV mini series in the 70's, starred with Peter O'toole in The Stuntman, the cult classic Lifeforce, and also another movie you should watch on your channel, Terminal Island. Added: Ed Gein was cult good as well. Forgot about that one!
5:28 the horse laugh 😂😂😂
Ive seen this actor in only two other roles. 1in Lifeforce, the movie about space vampires, and 2. As the guy who is tired of being abducted by aliens and kidnaps Scully in X files to offer her as a substitute.
Northstar was a crazy movie from the 80s. Guy gets superpowers from the sun. I remember watching it as a kid.
31:38 Somebody stop him! He's gradually getting away!
Wow...that other dude helping them, he looks sooo much James Caan...crazy, even has his Lama thick hair
Steve railsback definitely phoned in this "acting" Gig!! He looks either stoned, or drunk in this movie!!
32:45 .... the fight on the lift and big mission to find a mole ... this is Where Eagles Dare with Eastwood and Burton. Which was actually a great movie.