I have just found Lost episodes Of the training video , Such as episode one And some other ones . I Will be posting as soon as I can transfer it ....

@HelenTudor-Douglas

3 жыл бұрын

Groovy stuff, The One, The Only, BEST Carving Guy EVER! : )

@mikehunt2190

3 жыл бұрын

What year was it when you filmed this?

@yakmaniac

3 жыл бұрын

Wow, 2021 is already better than 2020! Thank you

@coreybarber4114

3 жыл бұрын

That would make 2021 better! We need more Old Country Buffet training in our lives!

@brandonyouth5241

3 жыл бұрын

You're a national treasure Alright

You know, I really thought I’d be doing something better with my life at 38 then trying to fall asleep by watching old country buffet employee training videos.

@jessewestsd4668

Жыл бұрын

Haha me too.

@Mordecai154

Жыл бұрын

Same bro. Same.

@ryanblanchard2508

Жыл бұрын

Between the video and comments, this is comedy gold. Better than most shows today. 😂

@benjaminford5252

Жыл бұрын

Man...same. But I don't turn 38 until next month.

@kyle6838

Жыл бұрын

It never goes as planned do it😂

"Did you catch the game last night?" "What game?" "I don't know, they told me to say that"

@DCToonTime

Жыл бұрын

“Did you catch the game last night?” Customer goes on insane tirade because the home team lost. Dishes, hams and pats of butter are hurled all over Country Buffet. Multiple tables are also overturned.

@ScaryRevenant

Жыл бұрын

@@DCToonTime sounds like a skit for MadTV 😂

@andrewjosephdotson4309

Жыл бұрын

Lmao. I laughed so hard I farted

@nunayobiznass

Жыл бұрын

​@Andrew Joseph Dotson I shit my pants so hard i laughed

@UltraGinormous

Жыл бұрын

Ludicrous display last night

"What's the most you've ever lost on a coin toss?"

@dukenukem69

3 ай бұрын

🧑‍🌾🐦‍⬛🚨⛽🚔🏢🐂🧳🎯📟🪙💰🚪🚿🛋️🪤

@mata81789

2 ай бұрын

7k

@bennissimov

Ай бұрын

*deep sigh* (menacingly) Answer the question.

@granpastreetz

27 күн бұрын

"I need to know what we're callin' it for."

@sugarlessmfkr

8 күн бұрын

Sir?

“Most men lead lives of quiet desperation” -Henry David Thoreau

@user-zc2vs5yt1w

7 ай бұрын

“what's called resignation,is confirmed desperation”

@Cmon-Man

22 күн бұрын

“The courage it took to get out of bed each morning to face the same things over and over was enormous” ~ Charles Bukowski

“Do you like hot fudge sundays” “Yeah!” “Ok. Well here’s a slice of ham for ya”

@Exit22

9 ай бұрын

I just laughed my ass off at this comment.

@Neo......

9 ай бұрын

😂😂😂

@evanshields5231

9 ай бұрын

😂😂😂

@chuckiem7731

9 ай бұрын

😂😂😂

@ticharribetikymo257

9 ай бұрын

lol very good

His face looks like he’s been screaming internally for hours

@Gangularis

3 жыл бұрын

LMAO!!

@bigvsouthphilly2156

3 жыл бұрын

Lolll

@MrMaRzZ

3 жыл бұрын

Bro I can't stop laughing lmaooo

@jessehenderson2967

3 жыл бұрын

I always thought that was all us cooks looked like....

@ericcartman8455

3 жыл бұрын

years*

After he gives her the meat, “How’s that for ya?” Has me rolling each time.

@StormTrackerWV

7 ай бұрын

Isnt that what every man says after giving someone his meat?!!? 🤣🤣🤣

@timhick6

5 ай бұрын

He wanted a compliment bet

@projectJ30

3 ай бұрын

Wonder what were they talking about for the next 10 seconds..

@vincevega0

3 ай бұрын

@@projectJ30she was explaining why she loves it thick.

I can still remember my conversation with Old Country Buffet Carving Station guy. I told him I was in 2nd grade. He said "thats nice". Changed my life

"Have you ever held a friend as he dies in the sands of Fallujah?" "Ham, please."

@chad8251

Жыл бұрын

Are you asking for help?

@DJKinney

Жыл бұрын

@@chad8251 I'm asking for ham. A dime thickness only.

@RemoteTrooper

Жыл бұрын

I'm dead

@manhalen7046

Жыл бұрын

Geezus man that was gold.

@DVincentW

Жыл бұрын

"Dont worry, your wife will be in good hands with me and the fireteam."

I’ve never seen someone so happy and miserable at the same time

@thomasmcintosh2977

Жыл бұрын

You like hot fudge sundaes? 🙂

@gobucks2k3

Жыл бұрын

You know this dude carves up prostitutes at night You ain't foolin nobody Patrick Bateman..... Did you catch huey Lewis & the news last night?

@chrisschone782

Жыл бұрын

Bahahahahahahahahahah

@tootai

Жыл бұрын

it's called alcoholism, sport

@georgealexander2068

Жыл бұрын

lol you funny James

"Once they've paid for the meal, nobody pays attention to them." GOOD. As a guest this is exactly what I'd want.

@turkeyleg1

2 ай бұрын

Did you catch the game last night?

@atfinch

Ай бұрын

Do you like hot fudge sundaes?

@chazzilla8919

Ай бұрын

Is it still hot outside?

"Have you ever stared into the void and seen it staring right back?" "Just ham this time, please."

“You ever been in a cockpit before?” “You ever seen a grown man naked?”

@tbonestallone2689

Жыл бұрын

That’s exactly how the talk to kids part felt! 😂

@WhiskeySam1

Жыл бұрын

THIS!!! “Do you like gladiator movies?”

@johnhopkins849

Жыл бұрын

Joey, have you ever been to a Turkish prison?

@kennethlauer4735

Жыл бұрын

"ever dance with the devil in the pale moonlight?"

@jasonmason8413

Жыл бұрын

​@@kennethlauer4735 what a f*cking reference. Amazing work

His ability to smile through a complete mental breakdown and anxiety hitting the ceiling is amazing.

@Neo......

9 ай бұрын

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

@squick1842

8 ай бұрын

LOL

@Dunkathon

8 ай бұрын

He did win an Academeat Award

@LizzyLou

8 ай бұрын

🤣🤣🤣

@chrisw4209

7 ай бұрын

I literally love and hate this video bc of it. I have soooo been this guy before. Pretty much my whole 20's. I really hope he's doing good now, then I can keep laughing with him.

I’m on vacation laying in bed watching this.

@andrewbaranich1548

7 ай бұрын

"Guests often feel they're....on their own"

@cufflink44

Ай бұрын

Whom are you laying? Or did you mean "lying"? :-D

@bigbowlowrong4694

Ай бұрын

True relaxation

@Robert-pe9sy

Ай бұрын

that sounds awesome

This should be used as a tutorial for socially awkward people. Asking someone if they like hot fudge sundaes is an outstanding conversation starter.

@timhick6

5 ай бұрын

Lol omg I'm dead

@gtdrummerdude

3 ай бұрын

And follow that one up immediately by asking them what grade they're in a skewel.

@zephead4835

Ай бұрын

​@@gtdrummerdude Skewel... DEAD

"Did you catch the game?" "Have you tried the lasagna?" "Will you deliver this note to my wife and kids?"

@fujifilm5127

3 жыл бұрын

"please, tell them I love them. one day I'll see them again I pro-" uh oh! seems like you shared to much! that's alright we'll fill that position in no time! and remember. *thin slices are more tender.*

@slimreynolds6935

3 жыл бұрын

@FujiFilm thin slices are more tender. We're going to have to ask you a few questions. We're from the buffet.

@redlord5892

2 жыл бұрын

No you didnt 💀💀💀💀

@onechristwoncity

2 жыл бұрын

It’s written on ham… in roast beef

@Erix7810

2 жыл бұрын

LOLOL

This carving guy is one rude child away from murdering every customer in that buffet with his carving knife.

@Reitz86

3 жыл бұрын

Not before sharpening with “the steel”👍

@jasonmusic9938

3 жыл бұрын

dude sick movie premise

@trinikidd92

3 жыл бұрын

I am dying

@crashpal

3 жыл бұрын

Micheal Myers The Early Years

@nickgray6305

3 жыл бұрын

I hope he does it in dime width slices...the meat is more tender that way, and you can always come back for more!

We need a "Where is he now" documentary on this dude.

@albo2591

17 күн бұрын

This is the actual guys own channel lol

I'm deeply concerned for myself that 1, KZread recommended this video and 2, I watched the whole thing.

"Is it still hot out there?" "It's 12 degrees outside." (Very long awkward pause where he looks like he's about to cry) "Is it still hot out there?"

@ScamNewton77

9 ай бұрын

Sorry I started training for this Job in June and they told me to ask that.

@depressedessendonfan5702

8 ай бұрын

im fucken dead

@lunaticberserker5869

7 ай бұрын

Spoken like a true human AI. can't get a no for an answer.

@NotFound-lt9jq

6 ай бұрын

A real life NPC stuck in an ‘if than’ loop… Just don’t forget to ask how they like their hot fudge sundaes!

@DevRSVR

5 ай бұрын

"These go to eleven!"

Why in Christ's name did I just watch this whole video like my interview is tomorrow

@stevemize2164

3 жыл бұрын

Same..smoking and watching it wishing my first day was tomorrow. Touching up on my "allllright"

@100689jr

3 жыл бұрын

I took notes...

@michaelwolff4988

3 жыл бұрын

@@100689jr lmaoooo smartass

@michaelwolff4988

3 жыл бұрын

@@stevemize2164 lmaooooo

@bry12341000

3 жыл бұрын

Cause it is

"Good evening, Mr. Smith. I see you are with a different lady friend than your visit with us last night."

@peterodriguez328

19 күн бұрын

These comments are the funniest thing on the internet.

He inspired me to use public transportation more often. I used his script 100% at the bus stops and I felt like a new man. Now I take these social skills with me to thrift stores and homeless shelters across the country.

@sean-bz7gw

6 ай бұрын

Yea me too but it hasn't worked out too well for me. Turns out people don't like grown men randomly asking little girls if they like hot fudge sundaes... who knew!

@DANRYX

6 ай бұрын

@@sean-bz7gw I feel your pain, I bought a refrigerator van to even serve fresh hot fudge sundaes for all the children at my local park and I've had 16 restraining orders filed against me in a 3 month period. I switched to a mobile hot meats station for fresh roast beef and tried serving the children and parents at the elementary soccer games and I was jumped the moment I brought out a carving knife. It took 6 years to finally find the right balance of confidence and awkward dialog to win over the hearts of the community. Stay strong, the eventual victory is worth the battle, my friend. Black mail the mayor if you want to speed up the process.

@narne3330

5 ай бұрын

What the fuck you are talking about?

@ghostex642

5 ай бұрын

@@sean-bz7gw😂 I’m dead maybe if you go to a playground and ask them they’ll be nicer

His words say "hello, how are you doing?" But his expression says "please hold my head under the jello until I stop breathing".

@HSDarke

9 ай бұрын

very underrated post.

@jtarantula3390

9 ай бұрын

Lmfao 😂😂😂😂

@serendipity5569

8 ай бұрын

😂

@OldItalianYankee

8 ай бұрын

Oh my God, I laughed so fucking hard at this comment.

@StormTrackerWV

7 ай бұрын

🤣🤣🤣

"If the customer insists on a thicker cut, give it to them then accidently run your carving knife through their spleen. This will discourage others from asking for thick cuts"

@jupiterrising887

Жыл бұрын

This actually made me laugh for like two minutes straight.

@RumCaptain

Жыл бұрын

Lmao!

@Eienlanzer

Жыл бұрын

I might be a year late, but I'm laughing a years worth of laughter 🤣!

@TheVirusOfHumanity

Жыл бұрын

I’m wiping tears away. Fucking dark humor gets me every time.

@mahbuddykeith1124

Жыл бұрын

Had some realty big-wigs in for a banquet, and I was carving the prime rib that night. Guy came in and when I was carving my usual slices, he asked for a little thicker. Went about 1/8th inch increments until it was like an inch-thick slab of meat. They were paying good money for it, so all I could say was “American cut, huh? I’m personally a fan of the English cut myself.” Conversely, there was a Chinese wedding where they cut so much out of their menu to save costs that the other cooks were going “Cheap cheap cheap” in the kitchen to make fun of them. Those guys got paper-thin half slices of the lamb. Of course I had to give them two slices if they asked for it, but for much more than that, I encouraged them to come back for seconds later.

"Is it still hot out there?" "It's negative 15." "These heat lamps will be the death of me."

These folks really nailed it. What I’ve always disliked about buffets is the total lack of small talk from strangers while I’m getting my food. This explains why Old Country Buffet has become the largest corporation in the world

I'm an HVAC technician, while fixing a customer's furnace I said "have you tried the lasagna? It's my favorite"....the customer was confused

@murraysaucedo897

Жыл бұрын

Excellent choice!!

@BrotherAlyx

Жыл бұрын

brilliant sir

@bigislander72

Жыл бұрын

"What grade are you in school? Do you like hot fudge sundaes?"...Click Click

@user-uj3zk2cx8t

Жыл бұрын

You should have asked them if it's still hot out there

@mrdolo_187

Жыл бұрын

😂😂😂

"What grade are you in at school?" "When do you turn 18?" Lol

@edwardgiovannelli5191

Жыл бұрын

Have you ever had a hot fudge sundae in the back of a conversion van?

@toeey1

9 ай бұрын

Thats what I was thinking too lol

@robertdawson8048

9 ай бұрын

LOLOLOLOL

@nuclearmusic77

9 ай бұрын

@@edwardgiovannelli5191bro stop

@jamesboyes6876

9 ай бұрын

When was the original video filmed? I’m starting to see a pattern here 👀

Knife guy "Did you try the lasgna?" Customer "No" Knife guy "Could you, I'm tired of talking to people"

Server: did you catch the game last night? Karen: let me speak to the manager

Update: This Carver was drafted by Old Country Buffet in the 7th round. He went on to carving in the bigs at MGM Las Vegas. After 12 seasons, a wrist injury sent him down to Golden Corral to finish out his playing days. He’s now an assistant chocolate fountain coach.

@vint.k1727

Жыл бұрын

Too bad he had to go out like that i thought he'd retire with his title. 😆

@shakkeappeal

Жыл бұрын

You’re brilliant

@bigphilly7345

Жыл бұрын

The scouting report on him said he had great control at carving ham and beef but turkey breast was a weakness.

@creepingbert

Жыл бұрын

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

@contentcreators1206

Жыл бұрын

Buffet carvers should legitimately get paid more than nfl players. Simple as.

Not all superheroes wear capes. Some wear awkward chefs hats and stand in front of heatlamps. Here's to you, Carving Station Guy.

@edwardgiovannelli5191

Жыл бұрын

Carving all that meat kept his Jeffrey Dahmer urges at bay for years until he was able to get professional help

@Bootystank99659

Жыл бұрын

@@edwardgiovannelli5191 sometimes he couldn’t take it that’s why line cooks started going missing like red shirts

@Yousaf_Yunes

8 ай бұрын

Real Men of Genius

He's carving the customers in his mind.

“Have you tried the lasagna? Its my favourite”. There is no lasagna

@stephenbarone4053

Ай бұрын

It's how he answers his phone.

“If the customer asks for a thicker cut, whip out your genitals and ask if this will do? Then enjoy the laugh with all the patrons as they commend you on a well timed joke.”

@smith5796

Жыл бұрын

Haha lol. Indeed.

@edwardgiovannelli5191

Жыл бұрын

THAT's what OCB was missing all those years! Too much mac-n-cheese, not enough man-junk

@jackedattack8781

Жыл бұрын

I'm f*ckin dead dude XD

@joebush1663

Жыл бұрын

She would say "I want a real meal, not a snack."

@NateM154

Жыл бұрын

🤣

After like 10 years in restaurant service this is like a Vietnam news reel for a veteran.

@youtubehatesfreespeech2436

6 ай бұрын

😂😂😂😂😂😂

@SirChristian100

6 ай бұрын

Im a Barkeeper, hell, Im happy i never served alot. I cannot stand People in front of a bar anymore ^^

@DevRSVR

5 ай бұрын

🤣🤣🤣 Brilliant

@chefpatherf00t13

3 ай бұрын

LMAO

@SniprsCntSnipeMe

3 ай бұрын

😂😂😂

It's the "allllright" that's become an absolute staple in my household

“The thin slices are more tender.” “Don’t give me that bullshit. Just keep carving until I tell you to stop.”

@NateM154

Жыл бұрын

LOL

@mollsloveskittens4347

Жыл бұрын

You can't cure "hungry" with "tender."

@TheButtman420

Жыл бұрын

😂😂😂

@vesuviusp.5831

Жыл бұрын

🤣🤣🤣😂😭

@1DeltaT

Жыл бұрын

😂

“Do you know when you will die?” “Would you rather burn or drown?” “Will you help me escape?”

@danilodistefanis5990

Жыл бұрын

LMAO 💀

@erichinkle7891

Жыл бұрын

The answer is no to all of that

@angrybaby3847

Жыл бұрын

Does my finger stink?

@benmckinney2941

Жыл бұрын

"Do you ever wonder if it's worth it?" "Remember when you had dreams?"

If I had a Time Machine, I’d go back and work here. What a blast it would be!

I feel like the carving station guy should have a real men of genius bud light commercial.

Having been a carver at a resort buffet I can confirm that this is exactly how it goes. Me: "Is it still hot out there?" Customer: "It's winter."

@originalkingalpha5116

8 ай бұрын

🍻😂

@russscott6907

8 ай бұрын

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

@crazydrummer181

8 ай бұрын

I too have been a carver at a resort buffet lol. One time, another guy who was carving said “Here you go, Boss!” as he gave a guy a slice. The guest replied “I’m not your fucking boss” and shattered him. It was hilarious.

@DJ29Joesph

8 ай бұрын

​@@crazydrummer181 now that I'm the boss, go clean my car 🤣

@BAYAREA-kd1ig

8 ай бұрын

@@crazydrummer181😂😂😂😂😂

"Allllright."

@bigvsouthphilly2156

3 жыл бұрын

Awwwlright lol

@hawksrock3024

3 жыл бұрын

I just watched this whole thing and I have no idea why.

@asdfjkli

3 жыл бұрын

He sounds like Otis from Opposing Force

@officermiclawdogzurc6156

3 жыл бұрын

He looks down like i hate this job hahaha

@kylethompson3218

3 жыл бұрын

"DO YOU LIKE HOT FUDGE SUNDAES?"

Now I wanna see a, "Where are they now" edition of this video...

If some dude carving ham ever asked my 10 year old daughter if she "wanted a hot fudge sundae"; with a perverted smile on his face, he would be wearing The Old Country Buffet Ambrosia Salad.

2:11 "We don't limit the fckn ham."

@frydemwingz

Жыл бұрын

I caught that too. lol

@adrijan6510

Жыл бұрын

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

@RASD87

Жыл бұрын

Don't you dare limit that ham carver boy!

@angrybaby3847

Жыл бұрын

Hahaha thank you

@kontiuka

Жыл бұрын

thot it was just me lol

I’m a new nurse and this video has helped me better communicate with my patients. Just yesterday I was assigned a patient who just miscarried. I think she really appreciated when I asked her “did you catch the game last night.” Thank you, carving guy.

@ieatalot2

2 жыл бұрын

😂👍

@stewiepid4385

2 жыл бұрын

The 'customer service skills' nurses have are the best! My MoM retired a CCRN-1. The darkest comedy ( Nursing Jocularity ) I have ever heard came from her and her nurse BFF's. Then I read her OB-GYN book.

@potatochobit

2 жыл бұрын

you are a pretty hairy nurse, mah boy.

@jetjazz05

2 жыл бұрын

Wow you escaped lucky. I was the doctor and I asked if she'd thought about dessert... I guess she thought I meant the fetus. I've got to go Epstein now, with all the malpractice suits. THANKS OLD COUNTRY BUFFET.

@mmdirtyworkz

2 жыл бұрын

@@wesmantooth5908 horse fat is the best! Have a great day too!

"Hey sir would you like ham or beef?" "both please" ... "Alllright.." I love it.

1:40 Yooo I never thought I’d hear a company training video tell a grown man slicing up meats to “start conversations with children” 😂🤦🏻‍♂️

“Would you like me to pre-chew the meat for you?……ALLRIIGHT!”

@lewisjohnson1460

3 жыл бұрын

Hi mum

@Teh1337H4x0rz111

2 жыл бұрын

I read that in his voice.

@Robert-hf5xr

2 жыл бұрын

Lol

@al-basirisnain437

2 жыл бұрын

Yuck

@benjiboy111111

2 жыл бұрын

"It makes it more tender"

"Do everything you can to please the guests" Kneepads will be provided.

@lawnside82

3 жыл бұрын

Even if she want a slice of yourrr special meat.

@burgerboy2485

2 жыл бұрын

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 oh man!!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣

@jamestomlin5525

2 жыл бұрын

Tips optional? :d

@flip2724

2 жыл бұрын

Mitt would have been on knees.- former president of the United States

@cerdickjohn2385

2 жыл бұрын

@@flip2724 Please don't. Keep your political agenda out of this conversation.

This guy's carving game was on point. He should have had a business doing family events. There is nothing more impressive than a guy who can carve like a master. It's sure to impress.

"Are the police still outside?" (awkward silence) "Alright"

“Do you like hot fudge sundaes?” *Proceeds to pouring chocolate syrup on himself*

@Bootystank99659

Жыл бұрын

HOT

@joesmith9216

11 ай бұрын

OH SHIT.......MIGHT AS WELL!

@xancypillosi9497

9 ай бұрын

What grade r u in

@BrxIghtside

8 ай бұрын

Do you like movies about gladiators?

@coryboy345

8 ай бұрын

Is it still hot outside? No, but its hot in here!

Remember. The Carvers forehead should always have the sheen of a man who works hard all day carving juicy beef and ham for the diners.

"Hey there! Have you looked at your butthole in a mirror? Its wild" "I'll have the roast beef please"

Wipe grease from the carving board with a paper towel... then proceed to wipe your face with that same paper towel, to give your face the hard working welcoming sheen our customers know and love.

@BenjaminGessel

3 жыл бұрын

Mmmmm yyyyeeeaahhhh!! 😁😁😁😁😁😁

@Wenjo936

3 жыл бұрын

Goddamn XD

@hadrianswall3902

2 жыл бұрын

Hahahaha ,🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🙈👌

@crowley92399

2 жыл бұрын

🤣🤣🤣

@jp7489

2 жыл бұрын

Lmao!!

The “Nearest Manager” is clearly the villain in this tale.

@NateM154

Жыл бұрын

I've turned into that manager. Where has my life gone 😖

@VETVSS

19 күн бұрын

lol

This man is a national treasure and should be protected at all costs

@jbloun911

7 ай бұрын

Ham Please

@xekind

7 ай бұрын

Remember... a dull knife is more dangerous than a sharp one.

@SeanNewhouse-mv9ez

7 ай бұрын

That's original?

Sometimes while I'm standing in a long line I'll randomly turn to the person behind me and ask "do you like hot fudge sundaes?"

I'm an aircraft hydraulics mechanic. The flight engineer asked me if the landing gear relief valve was leaking within limits, so I responded with "what grade are you in at school?" I am now de-certified as a Inspection Authority for all systems. Thanks Old Country Buffet.

@danielcaruso5155

Жыл бұрын

Just pissed myself 😂

@bleppybloppins

9 ай бұрын

underrated comment

@sithticklefingers7255

8 ай бұрын

Appropriate response tbh.

@michaelreborn9656

8 ай бұрын

Lol

@hydrogang5529

8 ай бұрын

“It’s residual sir send it”

Carver: "did you catch the game last night?" Customer: "No who won?" Carver: "Hot fudge sundae, cuz it's a winner everytime!"

@hamsandwichindahouse

3 жыл бұрын

Fantastic

@CollyDoo

2 жыл бұрын

#ohsnap

@mro4ts457

Жыл бұрын

Im dying🤣

@rpcclo

Жыл бұрын

“Boy I’ll say”

@DukeOfMesa

Жыл бұрын

Shit. Why aren't you in the carving game, or maybe you are.

“Do you know what it’s like to fall in the mud and get kicked in the head with an iron boot?”

"How much meat would you like me to provide, young lady?"

"Is it still hot out there? Sure would be nice to see daylight, I've been stuck on this shift for 134 days now."

@glenndouglas8822

Жыл бұрын

Fuckin brilliant comment 🤣😂🙌

@BuffaloNickel9

Жыл бұрын

"Is it Still Hot out there?!" Um, No sir it's December. ❄ I'll have Ham please "Well darn. It was 96 degrees and humid 128 days ago when I began this Shift... Anyways... Ya tried the Lasagna?"

"Once they've paid for their meal, no one pays much attention to them" And I wouldn't have it any other way.

@diggles7015

Жыл бұрын

For real, that's the best part about buffets. I like to be left alone and not judged for how much I'm eating.

@Mannyr-bu7qv

Жыл бұрын

😂

@memyself3510

Жыл бұрын

@@diggles7015 or being asked how everything is while you have a mouth full of food

@oinkooink

Жыл бұрын

Brilliant

@adamlane6453

Жыл бұрын

Amen

Fred owns the carving table. He is a wizard with the knives and his keen awareness of the customers age, plate and requests. I like to think Fred turned this into a long and successful career in food service and to this day his contributions to the industry are still felt with every bite. Thank you Fred, thank you 🎉

“Hey Johnny, does your mom still hang out at dockside bars?” “A slice of roast beef please.”

As a funeral director I use a lot of this information in & out out the embalming room & during making the arrangements with the grieving families. A simple "how's that"? & an occasional "Do ya like hot fudge sundaes"??? Puts the FUN in funeral 😊

@kirklandcig5513

9 ай бұрын

"I'd be glad to carve you that, thinner slices are more tender though"

@originalkingalpha5116

8 ай бұрын

​@@kirklandcig5513 Yeah, but can I always come back for more?🍿🙂

@MHowell1978

8 ай бұрын

My personal favorite is: "D'ya see that? I think she just blinked."

@davidswanson5669

8 ай бұрын

Wouldn’t be a bad idea to put a salad bar around an open casket though. Carving station prob needs to be appropriately located though.

@originalkingalpha5116

8 ай бұрын

@@davidswanson5669 Good point!🍇🥒🥦😂

Your fourth duty is to defend your carving station from hyenas. Use lethal force if necessary and consider using customers as a shield when the attack reaches a fever pitch.

@Maharv55

Жыл бұрын

🤣

@October-sw3pt

Жыл бұрын

Read this in the narrator's voice

@lilyblueharsh

Жыл бұрын

God damn animals trying to scavenge from the ham station

@TC-ic1ic

Жыл бұрын

You win the comments section. ha

@scottstewart316

Жыл бұрын

I just spit coffee all over my screen. 😆

1:56 "Would you care for some ham or beef?" "Sounds dicey, but I already paid. Let's give this hammer beef a shot."

I’m not sure if you heard the cheating scandal at OCB? Apparently the dishwashers in the back would hit trash bins in the back right before the carving guy would ask a question. 1 bang for weather related questions. 2 bangs for food related questions. Apparently this got back to district management and a whole investigation was opened. This went down at multiple locations in the Houston, TX area.

@DewyDewitt

7 ай бұрын

It's funny you bring that up, actually! Customers began to catch on to this. To stay one step ahead of them, we started taping electronic buzzers to the handles of all carving knives to let them know the type of question. We had some real top notch Carvers back in my day. Real heavy hitters.

@gregthegroove

7 ай бұрын

@@DewyDewitt LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL excellent

1:36 Chef - “Do you like hot fudge Sundaes?” Chris Hanson - “Take a seat right there”

@MisterMikeTexas

3 жыл бұрын

"Joey, do you like movies about gladiators?"

@sirmoanalot3779

3 жыл бұрын

@@MisterMikeTexas “have you ever seen a grown man naked?”

@sapher2020

3 жыл бұрын

Lol

@master_vator

3 жыл бұрын

Lol

@TimmyLongfellow

3 жыл бұрын

I was thinking the same. LOL

“Do you like hot fudge sundaes?” gets me every time.

@HunterMann

3 жыл бұрын

Do you like free candy? Creepy guy.

@jamesfletcher474

3 жыл бұрын

Until he says it to the kid and then it gets weird

@ge2623

2 жыл бұрын

"Yes carve me off a thin slice of Sundae. I can always come back for more"

@matthewshaugabayii8700

2 жыл бұрын

“Do you like food poisoning?”

@IWantToBelieve1

2 жыл бұрын

@@ge2623 😂 😂

You’re my new hero! It’s weird how this piece of nostalgia (and all the weird hilarious reinventions of it) are so enjoyable to watch.

To all reasonable appearances, Fred’s a master meat slinger, a riveted conversationalist, and a real sharp guy!..

I was a manager at Hometown Buffet (part of Old Country and Ryan’s at the time) they instructed us to give a pencil thin slice of meat. People would come up and say “give me a nice thick slice” and we’d give them a transparent piece of beef 🤣😂

""The knife doesn't care if it's cutting through your hand, your fingers, or the gurgling throats of your enemies"

@TwinTurboOnly

3 жыл бұрын

Lmfao

@flyingturtle3384

3 жыл бұрын

Best Gore much?

@mdinunzio7610

3 жыл бұрын

😂😂😂 this is amazing

@vborovikov

3 жыл бұрын

I did catch game last night and made a lasagna out of it, my favorite.

@mehdichiheb4827

2 жыл бұрын

this is deep.

"Do you like hot fudge sundaes?" "Wanna see the inside of my conversion van?"

@RemoWilliams1227

Жыл бұрын

Exactly what I was thinking

@Marionettetc

Жыл бұрын

Ever seen a grown man naked?

@funktimusrhyme

Жыл бұрын

"Do you like movies about gladiators?" "Ever been in a Turkish prison?"

@vintagehawk1613

Жыл бұрын

I got some candy lol

@djjinxman1

Жыл бұрын

“Can I watch you go potty?” Lol!

"Use the time between guests to maintain appropriate levels of your anti anxiety meds."

This isn't a training video. It's clip from "Fred dreams of carving" a documentary about the finest carving attendant in the world. Patrons wait 6 months to get a seat at his restaurant.

I never thought about it like that but guests probably often do feel like they’re “on there own.” But not at Old Country Buffet. You’re not just going to get a cut of meat but a slice of friendship as well

@erixthr5366

9 ай бұрын

😂

@motherfkingpopsicles

8 ай бұрын

“Pray you never learn just how good it can be to see another face.” -Dr. Mann, Interstellar

@lunaticberserker5869

7 ай бұрын

Or they're going to take a slice of your own meat if you were rude to the Carving Guy.

@bltxlettuce3444

7 ай бұрын

A dime thickness of friendship*

Every conversation you hold with a guest should begin something like this: “Do you think 9/11 was an inside job?”

@retroblue69696

Жыл бұрын

do you think the moon landing was real?

@Cenot4ph

Жыл бұрын

🤣

@gavinpickens9053

Жыл бұрын

Damn funny though

@edwardgiovannelli5191

Жыл бұрын

Did you see that tower come down? No? Well here's your dime-thick slice, now get the F#ck out of my sight

@gregmcdonald8962

Жыл бұрын

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

This was the OG fuel for Tim and Eric style comedy.

can I PLEASE be a kid again in the late 80's and early to mid 90's? PLEASE come back.

Thirty years later, Carving Guy is now the manager and gets to hire new Carving Guys. The circle of life...

@D.B.Cooper-1971

3 жыл бұрын

He's in prison

@jackcargill2427

3 жыл бұрын

@@D.B.Cooper-1971 dude why

@D.B.Cooper-1971

3 жыл бұрын

@@jackcargill2427 for arson, he tried burning down one of the old country buffet restaurant's...

@tomrio9748

3 жыл бұрын

He’s like Obi Wan Kenobi training younger Jedi’s

@stevethomas2435

3 жыл бұрын

@@jackcargill2427 he's locked up w Jared from subway

"Once they've paid for their meal, no one pays attention to them" is the place where I want to eat every time. Please leave me the f alone once I paid for my meal.

@nika4843

10 ай бұрын

EXACTLY!

@georgegeorge-tc6bb

9 ай бұрын

You’re going to sit down & answer whether or not you like Hot Fudge Sundays & breakdown the previous night’s game or we will have a problem

@RevolverOcelot79

8 ай бұрын

😂😂😂

@lunaticberserker5869

7 ай бұрын

You deserve to be asked "What grade are you in at school?"

@Uuuuyyyyuuu

7 ай бұрын

"aww man, I already paid for my meal- but now no one is paying attention to me anymore : (

I come to watch this every once in a while. I like the nostalgic feeling and it somehow makes me feel better about myself..

"Wanna know what this meat really is?" "Guess how many cockroaches I counted in the kitchen!" "Do you know a good doctor for leprosy?" "Hello ma'am, want me to show you the special dessert station in the back room?"

@mikemaloy9513

7 ай бұрын

Can you tell if this is a wart or a mole? Have you ever tried molly? Hi there, do you smell something strange? Does this look like a rash to you? Can you loan me $20? Welcome, can I offer you a cut of meat? I think this is ham and some kind of beef maybe? Alright!

@Nickelodeon81

5 ай бұрын

Does this rag smell like Rohypnol to you?

@soulassassin0g

2 ай бұрын

Have you ever been banned from a Walmart? Guess how many beers I can drink in one sitting? I'm not allowed within 50 feet of schools anymore. It used to be 100, but they lowered it for good behavior.

@JS-wp4gs

Ай бұрын

'Can you hold this while I scratch my ass?' 'Our act of christmas charity where the company adopted all the dogs in the local shelter has really paid off' 'We're not allowed to tell people whats really in the sauce anymore' 'Those health inspectors are never satisfied' 'Don't worry, best before dates are only a suggestion'

Me: Why am I watching this? Me (Ten minutes later): Giving my boss 2 weeks notice to become a Old Country Buffet Carver ...

@matthewshaugabayii8700

2 жыл бұрын

Be sure to ask them if it’s still hot out there.

@MrBurn360

2 жыл бұрын

@@matthewshaugabayii8700 is it still hot out there?

@matthewshaugabayii8700

2 жыл бұрын

@@MrBurn360 did you catch the game last night?

@urcookin

2 жыл бұрын

Did you try the lasagna?

@matthewshaugabayii8700

2 жыл бұрын

@@urcookin do you like hot fudge sundaes?

Good to see that Kurgan did some productive things during his time of immortality as well

"Have you ever boofed a quart of hot spiced rum?" "Roast beef, please"

The best thing is everyone is watching this for entertainment, and not for its intended purpose.

@jorgevanderburgh6076

2 жыл бұрын

☠️☠️☠️

@BiggerThenKingKong

2 жыл бұрын

Definitely for that nostalgic feel, if you had a job working in the 90s at any sort of restaurant or fast food establishment... You had to sit in the back and watch some shity ass training movie like this LMFAO the good old days

@Floridaburg-

2 жыл бұрын

I’d wait for a tight line of customers to form by me and I’d ask “did you try the lasagna? It’s my favorite” over and over and over so every single person could hear it until I got pulled to go to the salad bar

@bennybenjben9594

Жыл бұрын

The training videos still suck to this day lol.

@21landog

Жыл бұрын

Did you catch the game last night?

the chemistry between thick slice girl and the original carving guy, nice

@edwardgiovannelli5191

Жыл бұрын

they had a tryst later that night in the back of his conversion van. He came to find out three months later that she was only 14 at the time, according to court documents.

@terminator572

Жыл бұрын

I hate how much I'm into her

Gold. Pure gold. I am crying, laughing and I think I just thought of what I'm having for dessert

"My you're a big girl, here's a little extra"

@dimitrov505z8

3 жыл бұрын

😂😂😂😂😂😂

@Wheelio

3 жыл бұрын

lmao

@Joe_Parmesan

2 жыл бұрын

"I was talking to the horse!"

@Kimillions

2 жыл бұрын

💀

@awordon9631

2 жыл бұрын

Bro 😭😂

This guy deserves royalties at this point