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  @LovesandCuddles3 сағат бұрын

  Customer: "Hey, can I please have a slice of roast beef please?" Carving Guy: "Sure. So did you know back in the 1980's five kids went missing here? Story has it they were killed by a bunch of animatronics and then..." Customer: "Alright then, you have a good one." Carving Guy: 😐

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  @Raider1409Күн бұрын

  Have you ever seen a grown man naked? Have you ever seen the inside of a Turkish prison? Have you ever been to the moon? It’s wonderful.😹😹😹😹😹

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  @microfarming85834 күн бұрын

  Amazing

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  @T00tsybutt0ns6 күн бұрын

  I like how you can hear the narrator make the statement, "on their own" in air quotes.

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  @nickmorgan63458 күн бұрын

  You ever seen a grown man naked?

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  @inelhuayocan_aci9 күн бұрын

  Is this 6ay corn?

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  @adamtier326311 күн бұрын

  I like meat

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  @mikechristiansen828512 күн бұрын

  With the way, the video edits cut the voice up a little bit. This is almost like one of those lost Dharma videos were gets edited with something much more sinister edited out

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  @MrChrisHonoway12 күн бұрын

  Im watching this on my phone while sitting in a planet fitness massage chair

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  @Theodore_von_Schwarzenhoffen13 күн бұрын

  A thinner slice is more tender than a thicker one? It’s already cooked. There’s something wrong with it if some abstract logic like that comes into play. I sense the corporate propaganda is strong with this one.

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  @FrankConquestJr15 күн бұрын

  You like milkshakes?

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  @wallybates907917 күн бұрын

  I want the whole god damn piece …baaaaaahhh

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  @TheArizonaAssasin17 күн бұрын

  This guy is a fucking legend. I would love to have a few beers with him. Even better if he wears his uniform at the bar and hollers at some ladies with innuendos from this training video. Either way, I think he’s fucking awesome.

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  @Linkzelda2117 күн бұрын

  Do you like ice cream like Biden does?

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  @AmplifiedNonsense17 күн бұрын

  - Just give me all the ham you have. - I'd be happy to do that for you. A thinner slice... - Wait, I worry you didn't hear what I said. What you might have heard was, I want a lot of ham. What I said was: I want All. The ham. You have. - Allllright.

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  @mysterion18 күн бұрын

  Do you like hot fudge sundaes? Police called

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  @mysterion18 күн бұрын

  Where is this guy today?

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  @TheEclecticHandyman19 күн бұрын

  I actually use a similar product called, 'Rustoleum 20x Deck' and I agree it's like composite deck when completed.

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  @henryblazer2019 күн бұрын

  Did you catch the game last night?

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  @alexhale269619 күн бұрын

  -"Good evening. How about some roast? Yeah? Well, we don't have it." -"You're vegan? I'm not. Good for both of us. Now get outta here. You're in the wrong line! Let alone the wrong restaurant!" -"......you wanna know how I got these scars? Well, you, see this here carving knife.....?"

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  @petersackett905821 күн бұрын

  Do you like hot dogs?

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  @johndickey222421 күн бұрын

  THE STEEL

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  @happilyham676923 күн бұрын

  Carvin up that field like nobody's business.

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  @bradhostetler100023 күн бұрын

  When he came out from behind the trailer riding backwards I knew then he was my hero

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  @benhanchett134423 күн бұрын

  Only a capitalist bastard would subject someone to this degradation. Poor fella that got suckered into this. Unless it’s the company owner then it’s even more demented.

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  @m3sixspeed82424 күн бұрын

  Outstanding, haven’t laughed this hard in a while!

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  @Tom_from_Midtown24 күн бұрын

  Customer: Hi, can I get some ham, please? Carving Guy: What's the most you ever lost on a coin toss? Customer: Sir? Carving Guy: The most. You ever lost. On a coin toss. Customer: I don't know. I couldn't say. [Carving Guy flips a quarter from the change on the carving station and covers it with his hand] Carving Guy: Call it. Customer: Call it? Carving Guy: Yes. Customer: For what? Carving Guy: Just call it. Customer: Well, we need to know what we're calling it for here. Carving Guy: You need to call it. I can't call it for you. It wouldn't be fair. Customer: I didn't put nothin' up. Carving Guy: Yes, you did. You've been putting it up your whole life, you just didn't know it. You know what date is on this coin? Customer: No. Carving Guy: 1958. It's been traveling twenty-two years to get here. And now it's here. And it's either heads or tails. And you have to say. Call it. Customer: Look, I need to know what I stand to win. Carving Guy: Everything. Customer: How's that? Carving Guy: You stand to win everything. Call it. Customer: Alright. Heads then. [The Carving Guy removes his hand, revealing the coin is indeed heads] Carving Guy:: Well done. [the customer nervously takes the quarter with the small pile of change he's apparently won while the Carving Guy starts carving ham] Carving Guy:: Don't put it in your pocket, sir. Don't put it in your pocket. It's your lucky quarter. Customer: Where do you want me to put it? Carving Guy: Anywhere not in your pocket. Where it'll get mixed in with the others and become just a coin. Which it is. - No Old Country Buffet for Carving Guy Men

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  @felicia677924 күн бұрын

  You like candy little girl? I've got some in the back room......see you should really NOT have those kind of conversations with kids

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  @larrylayton487324 күн бұрын

  its funny now but if the WEF gets its way none of us will be getting any more cuts of meat

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  @HXTPJH27 күн бұрын

  That food looks gross but he seems like a nice fellow.

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  @daveydoodle5228 күн бұрын

  Comments here are my go-to antidepressant. ❤

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  @NyaaPaw4428 күн бұрын

  I love the channels name

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  @Canerican.Ай бұрын

  Why am I watching this?

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  @user-ye6dk2fw6tАй бұрын

  This was me when I made sandwiches for people 😅

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  @geoffdevore6321Ай бұрын

  What year was that filmed in?

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  @user-mv5uy8vh8lАй бұрын

  How did I get here.... 😮

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  @cflores1889Ай бұрын

  Practical carving knife handling, honing and cleaning at the end.

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  @cflores1889Ай бұрын

  Dime thick lol

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  @ShawnChapmanАй бұрын

  Don't forget to ask the guests if they've got a spare pair of size 6 platform shoes.

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  @robertgolden1080Ай бұрын

  I wonder what this Guy is up to now.

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  @curtisunitАй бұрын

  5:04 he rethinks his existence.

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  @-James-AАй бұрын

  "what grade are you in school?" "have you decided what desert you're gonna have?" "do you like hot fudge sundaes?" "have you ever seen a dead body?"

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  @imyourhosttoasto_o9905Ай бұрын

  "Keep the waste baskit in a spot that is ts ts" That's where I keep mine.

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  @farmbear1231Ай бұрын

  Put it at the buffett already cut, get rid of the carving guy, save money which saves me from talkin to this creepy dude Win win

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  @MoonDog991Ай бұрын

  I miss these budget buffets. Pandemic wiped them out around me.

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  @ghostsofnormmacdonald2446Ай бұрын

  What grade are you in at school? Have you started shaving your legs yet? Are you confused about your body changing? My shift ends in 30 minutes....

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  @HandlebarOrionXАй бұрын

  1:07 "In a brief conver-sission, Try asking a question the guest can answer in a-scissor tube"

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  @Leafer99Ай бұрын

  He then went on to play Randall in the Clerks trilogy.

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  @zackbelmore6605Ай бұрын

  Whenever I feel depressed I read these comments

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  @timvandenbrink4461Ай бұрын

  I was a carry out/ bag boy for a local grocery store chain during High School in the mid 80’s. I had to participate in a training video much like this one for bagging groceries and customer service. I wonder what happened to that film, I would love to see it.