“Hey, once they’re bagged, I’m done!” Hell yeah, brother!

That "wrong way" cashier is a hero to anybody who works retail.

@isabel6033

Жыл бұрын

Exactly lol 😂

@cornfed123567

Жыл бұрын

Ain't just retail. Pretty much any customer service job. I'd love to correct my customers all the time

@isabel6033

Жыл бұрын

She is the bEST! I was pretty much the what not to tell customers cashier because I did not put up with their SCAMS... F these people they suck lol

@captainsoban

Жыл бұрын

I sure do love working retail, deciding to grab my lunch in the store to heat in the break room, going to an express isle and seeing someone with an entire cart full of stuff.

@trooper326

Жыл бұрын

"Cant you read the sign? 10 items or less "😂

I love that the bagger has the cashier's back and rips dude's cart away that can't read the 10 items or less sign. That's true teamwork😂

Quite frankly I like that cashier setting idiots straight.

@icu3869

Жыл бұрын

Oh, sorry , I'm afraid you might have misunderstood. Perhaps you'd learn better if we watch it again! This time, let's sing the song, think about its message, and be sure to SMILE.👍

@gatorflight74

2 ай бұрын

"10 items or less mthfker...can't you count?!"

That lady cashier is a savage

@DangerDuckAvengerDaffy

5 жыл бұрын

I'd love to know where she got her degree in savagery

@Coder-zx4nb

5 жыл бұрын

Honestly, I like savagry over fake niceities.

@shiznicks74

5 жыл бұрын

1:57 Who knew bean sprouts could create such a volatile situation? I hope cooler heads prevailed, but I'm afraid we're not getting the whole story.

@Megasigggg

4 жыл бұрын

I'll cut a bitch over bean sprouts!!!!

@gedaman

4 жыл бұрын

Tommy Yaya “Joan” is like a female version of R. Lee Ermey (drill Sargent from Full Metal Jacket). I think we have all come across a “Joan” at the checkout.

"I'm sorry too lady, I've already bagged 'em!" lol

@KTKZon58

3 жыл бұрын

Shortly thereafter, Johnny was on the train to Beingcalledann-wordville

@troywright359

3 жыл бұрын

Ey once they're bagged, I'm done!

@frankrodriguez6998

Жыл бұрын

​@@j.d.contreras392 How do you even know if she owns five Panda expresses in California because everybody that comes across your comment for all we know you could be just sprouting crap. We're not saying you're right or we're wrong but without any information that we could verify for all we know you could be wrong.

@j.d.contreras392

Жыл бұрын

@@frankrodriguez6998 I don't understand. Que?!

@gatorflight74

2 ай бұрын

"Yeah lady you can have a paperbag.....to put over your head to curb that ugliness!"

When she turns into the “nice” cashier, she has a fake smile and crazy look in her eyes 😂😂

@billydeeuk

3 жыл бұрын

She was great as Annie in “Misery” though

@primalconvoy

2 жыл бұрын

Which is exactly what companies expect of us. I had to do similar things while working as an English, ahem, "teacher" for an English conversion center in Japan...

@jasonb.6623

2 жыл бұрын

That's what being a cashier is all about

@JimmyJaxJellyStax

Жыл бұрын

Gonna blow someday

@yellowblanka6058

Жыл бұрын

Actually, it's "lobotomy first, THEN customers"

I love how ridiculous the bad examples are, and how the good examples still come across as spiteful and pissy

@whatutalkinboutwillis6122

Жыл бұрын

The good examples are extremely passive aggressive

@strobe155

Жыл бұрын

What's with her teeth? Like all glued caps??? and that ' serial killer eyes' she has for the good examples!

@jesipohl6717

Жыл бұрын

I love how they pretend that everyone will be nice if you are nice.

@joshedson8876

7 ай бұрын

I get ya Ruby... But man, did I SO want to say that s**t to customers when I was retail drone.

@RubyRoks

7 ай бұрын

@@joshedson8876 I've had my fair share of "bite your tongue" moments while at Walmart.

"Paper bags?....here you can have them" lmao!

@gilbertmedina9308

Жыл бұрын

🤣

@Scoobydoo-2015

Жыл бұрын

Once their bagged I’m done

@alyssajones4368

Жыл бұрын

Savage lol

@PeaceDweller

Жыл бұрын

You could literally hear all the racist thoughts in her head when he said that.

@chico7469

Жыл бұрын

@@PeaceDweller🤣🤣🎯

you can still see her frustration in her eyes when she had to redo raincheck price.

@Agent1W

2 жыл бұрын

The "you're breaking my balls" look.

@havingteawiththedevil

2 жыл бұрын

The aggressive way she pressed that button when doing the raincheck 😭

@mykiethomas

Жыл бұрын

@@havingteawiththedevil Not to mention the daggers stare she gave too.

@thecalmsnow00

Жыл бұрын

That's the look I'd have when I'd finish ringing up a costumer and at the end they be telling me after I hand them their receipt, " I have the change."

I like the “wrong way cashier”. She just wants people to have their shit together when you get in her line.

@paultrigger3798

6 ай бұрын

i would go in that line every time as i know it would be the fastest

@gatorflight74

2 ай бұрын

She would be my preferred cashier! Least I know I'm getting honesty and she will call me on my chit!

@gabbylopez9091

25 күн бұрын

She is me internally whenever I work in retail! I can't tell you how many times people have come in my 20 items or less register with two carts full of crap!

I think Joan, the store-brand Kathy Bates, is my favorite character in a training video.

@cordeliachase601

Жыл бұрын

Agreed lol.

@julieb6512

Жыл бұрын

😅😅😅😅😅

@robintaylor485

Жыл бұрын

She had my baby

@VIMaggotVIBrainzVI

Жыл бұрын

Looks like Kathy Bates, sounds like Frances McDormand

@TheKitchenerLeslie

Жыл бұрын

"Get your cart out of my lane, dirty-birdy!"

So basically what the cashiers want to say and act vs how we have to.

@shankeaglaspie4952

3 жыл бұрын

Yes I’m a cashier so want to say something sometimes

@user-ht5rv7hd2x

3 жыл бұрын

@@shankeaglaspie4952 lol especially with all these exhausting rules and steps with the pandemic makes the job extra annoying

@ryeguy7941

3 жыл бұрын

I've started passively aggressively saying shit to sone customers now who don't follow protocols where I work now so it's been entertaining.

@gatorflight74

2 ай бұрын

I prefer them to be blunt....I'd be a returning customer for sure!

2:26 I love how she's supposed to be friendly but still manages to sound totally condescending😂

@el34glo59

5 ай бұрын

😂😂

"HEY YOU SERVICE DESK, CAN YOU GET SOMEBODY OVER 'ERE?!"

@bugout2hills

Жыл бұрын

IF there is even anyone at the service desk these days 😆

@gatorflight74

2 ай бұрын

"I'm taking a chit....be there in a minute!"

The cashier lady needs to be CEO.

The bagger's Chicago accent kills me. "Would you like a CAHHHRT?" "It's not my JYAHHHB."

@nowayangelo

5 жыл бұрын

DirtyZ 🤣🤣🤣

@cflo1386

4 жыл бұрын

Da Bears...

@TVHouseHistorian

3 жыл бұрын

I noticed that too. Before that, I was struggling to figure out where everybody was from. Then the bagger guy let'er rip.

@NortelGeek

3 жыл бұрын

People from Chu-coh-gohh love their haaht pahkits.

@FIXTREME

3 жыл бұрын

Sounds like of like Bostonian...but not

I like the first version of the woman in all iterations much better

@LindaFromSeaAtTull

7 жыл бұрын

whit1981 She was saying what we all want to say.

@Blueberry.Flavored

5 жыл бұрын

I want her to check out my groceries!

@kellyswainson2746

5 жыл бұрын

Right. Anyone who's worked with the public knows that's what we all want to say.

@lh9591

4 жыл бұрын

She is such a good actress, that she successfully portrays insincerity when being nice

@Adam-zc8jj

3 жыл бұрын

My ass was laughed off.

I just love how the "nice" cashier is able to call anyone she needs. In the real world, however, the "what not to do" cashier exists because no retail store is staffed to the point where they CAN call, let alone have it picked up by someone who isn't just as busy.

As someone who worked in retail for 11 years, 4:49 is the most heroic moment I've ever seen.

@thepokermaestrovlog1859

Жыл бұрын

He’s going to come into another cashiers lane next time he comes in with 15 items and say “oh well they always do it for me!! why can’t you do it?” 🤣🤣

@Ocea8i53

Жыл бұрын

Wow that wasnt good

@Ocea8i53

Жыл бұрын

I would walk out if that happened to me at krogers

@dustbowlhammer7119

Жыл бұрын

11 years? you must have nerves of steel! xD

@JimmyJaxJellyStax

Жыл бұрын

Darn customers with 11 items...

F- friendly I- interaction R- reaction S- stop T- the end

@VocaloidAddict265

6 жыл бұрын

Zakiah Dillard Chadtronic!

@zkhdillard

6 жыл бұрын

Mystical Moon :)))

@isthisboostedmode6106

6 жыл бұрын

I came here from chadtronic to

@codinggamingfun4566

6 жыл бұрын

CHadtronic made me watch this

@zkhdillard

6 жыл бұрын

CodingGamingFun CGF He made us all watch this......and I enjoy every second :D

imagine being in a hurry and having the cashier stop and go "excuse me for a few minutes, I have to stop and do some accounting".

@MFSteel

3 жыл бұрын

ya either excuse us for some accounting or you wait around till we count it out, prick

@TZach1987

3 жыл бұрын

The savagery of it I LOVE this woman ❤️

@robertzenniful

2 жыл бұрын

🤣

@primalconvoy

2 жыл бұрын

That's how it was back then. We also had to change paper rolls in the receipt machines far more often, I think. Service was slooooooow.

@em.1633

2 жыл бұрын

What the hell is "turn-in"?

So basically trainees are put in a room to watch trainees watching a training video

@batmandalorian5504

2 жыл бұрын

Trainception

@JonathanHallOverAllen

2 жыл бұрын

It appears you are correct. What if they made the trainees watch videos of trainees watching videos of trainees getting trained? Did someone already write this?

@dustyflair

2 жыл бұрын

someone had to be trained, right?

@cordeliachase601

Жыл бұрын

And they’re taking notes like it’s a college course lmao.

@kawaiilotus

Жыл бұрын

@@cordeliachase601 people used to write down things a lot more and in wider circumstances something largely lost now unfortunately.

1:28 glad to see the carver from old country buffet landed on his feet

@celebrityrog

Жыл бұрын

OMG. And his face cleared up from that h and roast beef grease sweat.

@billys.3258

Жыл бұрын

"Welcome to Jewel. Have you tried the lasagna? It's my favorite."

The 10 items of less "not" to do is something I would pay money to see.

@simmerfreek3501

5 жыл бұрын

I know!! Sometimes I wish a cashier would do that. I've been behind someone with double or triple the maximum and the cashier never says anything!! I would love to see them do what the lady in the video did, lol!!

@kellyswainson2746

5 жыл бұрын

Hell, even the "yes" situation is something you'd get in trouble for now.

@Megasigggg

4 жыл бұрын

Can you still grab co-workery titties while saying "mmmmmmmmm", Or is it considered impolite nowadays? 🤔

@NortelGeek

3 жыл бұрын

@@Megasigggg You can't even say words that rhyme with titty these days or the me too crowd will send you for re-education and sensitivity training.

@trill4937

3 жыл бұрын

No the correct way to respond is to give them a warning lol

Isn't it illegal for a video like this to not have a laugh track?

@JuanSplatedUp

5 жыл бұрын

I can make this with a laugh track if you want!!

@hotwheels1838

4 жыл бұрын

Well, yes!

@kevinimp8217

3 жыл бұрын

oh god laugh tracks should be illegal they say things like laugh here idiot

@michellefernandez3155

3 жыл бұрын

@@JuanSplatedUp went to your channel and did not find the video. where is the link?

@JuanSplatedUp

3 жыл бұрын

Michelle Fernandez I actually haven’t done it sadly. I’m sorry to disappoint you.

7:22 Hey, once is in the bag, I’m done! 😂

@MLPflutterguy

3 жыл бұрын

best line of the whole video

@julieb6512

Жыл бұрын

Once's ! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😅😅😅😅😃😃

@whatutalkinboutwillis6122

Жыл бұрын

Classic!

@gatorflight74

2 ай бұрын

I agree with him. Not re-bagging that chit.

holy fuck that bagger at 6:39 delivers the most sass I've ever seen

5:00 you can say that and the customers will still get pissed off

@mrtutus23able

5 жыл бұрын

joemo333 true lol, I get this old lady who'll try to come into the express lane, and I've told her several times. She always buys so much and then complains bc there is no one to put all of it in the cart.

@MTLTV-eu4nv

3 жыл бұрын

@@mrtutus23able So maybe she was right to throw the man's items back into the cart. That's one person who will never again attempt to pay for more than 10 items at the lane that is for "10 Items or LESS!"

@heathercameron1485

3 жыл бұрын

I feel like the "as a convenience to the customers behind you" was a little too much. I'd feel like she was saying "You're being an inconvenience to other customers you idiot!"

@MegaRamp

3 жыл бұрын

@@heathercameron1485 well you are, no need to sugar coat it. You can take hearing that as an adult lmfao

“Once they’re bagged, I’m done!”

"YOU'RE NOT ALLOWED IN THIS LINE!" Amazing.

@gatorflight74

2 ай бұрын

next response....."GET THE FK OUTTA HERE YOU OLD FART!"

The cashiers first reaction to the guy with a full shopping cart going in 10 Items or less is something I would love to see more often.

@MTLTV-eu4nv

6 ай бұрын

These days, we may have to resort to those kinds of measures.

Training videos never deal with real life customers. I had a woman that wanted to use a $10 off coupon on a $2 item and a kind smile and telling her she's wrong did not help. She ruined the store.

@marjoriemorris5849

5 жыл бұрын

DesdemonaProductions like she physically trashed the store? Or she put the store on blast with some bad reviews and no one ever shopped there again?

@realmofthemisunderstood166

5 жыл бұрын

Marjorie Morris since the latter is retardedly impossible I’m pretty sure they meant the first

@KitzMoMediaGroup

4 жыл бұрын

@@marjoriemorris5849 Yeah she trashed everything. Sorry I thought I posted that in the comment. She went through and just threw stuff off shelves and everything.

@youdbettertube

3 жыл бұрын

@@KitzMoMediaGrouplmao she was letting u guys have it

@frankyflowers

3 жыл бұрын

@@KitzMoMediaGroup what color was she?

The checkout lady was hilarious. I wonder where she is now.

@creamfiend84

5 жыл бұрын

In a box

@ugo2307

5 жыл бұрын

DEAD. @raye xo

@Dontaskmeit

5 жыл бұрын

Probably dead

@kritsadventures

5 жыл бұрын

The ground.

@brushstroke7190

5 жыл бұрын

She’s dead.

I love "you want paper bags?!" Hands her a stack of bags. Also how every customer is immediately hypnotized and soothed by crazy calm cashier.

@tripletsgaming4568

Жыл бұрын

Once they're bagged, I'm done

@jesipohl6717

Жыл бұрын

yeah she defo has jedi mind powers. the idea that "handled politely, customers will understand" is hilarious to anyone who has ever worked in retail.

@ernestchadwell9069

Жыл бұрын

Spare Paper bags are great when you're out behind the drive -thru wit Ur girl. When Jimmy bout to skeet you just say "yo get the paper bag ready"

@j.d.contreras392

7 ай бұрын

Can someone please tell me where I can find this soundtrack? I just wanna listen to it in my car all day!

@jamesreynolds5776

5 ай бұрын

​@@ernestchadwell9069skeet? Like take a dump or hurl?

It's a SHAME that the guy playing the bagger didn't get the role of Joker in 1989's Batman. Dude really put his entire heart and soul into this role

@skelter1153

Жыл бұрын

The Joker isn't a young Black guy.

@JacobHalton

Жыл бұрын

@@skelter1153 The Joker is a fictional character and wears facepaint. He can be any race and still have the same look with the makeup on, actually. Unless you're offended by changing the race of fictional characters? ❄❄❄

@edwardfights4900

Жыл бұрын

@@JacobHalton lol then you would have a heart attack yourself if they rebooted that Black Panther guy or remade Steve Urkel as a white dude

@JacobHalton

Жыл бұрын

​@@edwardfights4900 Why would they do that and go against progress? Characters like the Joker were made in a time when 99% of all popular main characters were white because people of color weren't allowed enough of a presence or voice in media (and society). So now that we realize the errors of our ways, but most entertainment is currently stuck on remaking classics, it's common sense to recast characters as other races so the updates aren't so exclusionary and filled with 99% white people again. But here we are again with an idiot conservative loser, making assumptions about people "having heart attacks" over little things, when YOU are the one who got so offended in the first place that you rushed to try and "get" me with some racist nonsense because I was commenting on a guy's good acting. How pathetic.

@DemraSynfata

Жыл бұрын

@Edward Fights yeah because white is treated as the default and we're trying to move AWAY from that. cry more ❄️

I thought the poster in the back said "ARSE" at first glance.........

@The_Gallowglass

3 жыл бұрын

It did.

5:09 He'll come through next time too 'cos you allowed him to slide through this time.

@mk202

5 жыл бұрын

Footwear In The Fridge It was probably the 12th time he pulled that crap. Lol

@MTLTV-eu4nv

3 жыл бұрын

So maybe throwing his items back into the cart was the better approach. You gotta teach him a lesson that the lane is “10 items or LESS!”

@holiday197

3 жыл бұрын

All he would need to do is check to see if the lady cashier was in the ‘10 Items Or Less’ checkout again and if she wasn’t then he could have pulled the same ‘mistake’ again.

@scottlabossiere1866

3 жыл бұрын

So true hate when I’m shopping and see these idiots in the express lane with lots of groceries please read the signs morons I wanna do the throwing the stuff back in the cart as this savage cashier

@realCyng

2 жыл бұрын

"But they let me do it last time" ass customers

6:14 _”I’ll getcha outta here right away”_ - I love the look on her face right at the end. So confident yet with a dash of sass.

@globaltraveller

Жыл бұрын

There are so many good parts in this, but this was absolutely the best, I agree.

@conqueringlion420

Жыл бұрын

6:13 even when she was doing it “the right way” her eyes don’t lie she’s a satanic psychopath the eyes never lie!!

@paultrigger3798

6 ай бұрын

it's got a hint of "I'm going to murder you" on her face

I like the clerk who isn’t putting up with anyone’s shit. 👍🏻

*It's 10 items or LESS*

@thomascholowsky1236

5 жыл бұрын

But I have eleven items...

@Alpha8713

3 жыл бұрын

Fewer, not less!

@limewithsoco

3 жыл бұрын

But i have 7 of the same items times 9

@videoluvr4204

3 жыл бұрын

too bad, over 10 items mean GAME OVER and you forfeit all items and must start over

@eydie57

2 жыл бұрын

That's grammatically incorrect. It should read "ten items or fewer."

I'm from the Chicago area. YES THOSE ACCENTS!

@TFrost420

5 жыл бұрын

What accents? We don't have accents. Everyone else does

@OhioanGhost

5 жыл бұрын

Brad Andrews I’m from Ohio and we don’t have accents

@ChiVegas2011

5 жыл бұрын

Yep. You can really hear it when they say "Bags". It took being away from Chicago for 10 yrs before I noticed it. lol

@SatishKumar-nw6jq

3 жыл бұрын

I'm from India. We don't have accents

@princessmarlena1359

3 жыл бұрын

I’m from, like you know, California? We totally don’t have accents...

5:02 "Sir did you know this is 10 items or less?" Customer: "Oh I didn't realise." Next time "Sir did you know this is 10 items or less?" Same Customer: "Oh I didn't realise."

@billydeeuk

3 жыл бұрын

Exactly. It’s a scam.

@madabbafan

2 жыл бұрын

Customer: when you get your grammar correct, I'll follow it.

@MTLTV-eu4nv

Жыл бұрын

The first approach will be more effective in teaching the customer that the lane is 10 items or LESS.

@AslanKyoya1776

Жыл бұрын

@@madabbafan Realise is how they spell realize outside of North America.

@madabbafan

Жыл бұрын

@@AslanKyoya1776 I said grammar not spelling as both 'ise' and 'ize' are used everywhere as it is NOT a UK/USA spelling difference but an Oxford/Cambridge spelling difference . The USA tends to only use the Oxford spelling but the UK uses both. Grammar wise It should be 10 items or fewer not 10 items or less. Fewer is used when the ammount can be quatified by a numer whereas less is when it can not. E.g fewer items or less shopping.

4:40 she says a customer unknowingly makes a mistake, 5 seconds later customer says “so what” so he wasn’t unknowingly

Unfiltered Joan is my hero.

This cashier is everyone's inner dialog 😂😂

3:58-4:09 I love how passive aggressive that was. I worked for Walgreens for over five years, and the “bad examples” woman was definitely a mood.

6:40 this part had me rolling!!!

7:22 LOL! The best actor in the video...x)

@BigKrisco

5 жыл бұрын

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂!!!! Once they're bagged I'M DONE!

@brushstroke7190

5 жыл бұрын

Your Local Broadcast I would watch anything this dude’s in.

@NobleGZ

3 жыл бұрын

Cringe

@deanwinchester3356

3 жыл бұрын

Hahahahaha! “(Laugh) Heeyy! Once they’re bagged, I’m done!”

@Detroit-gx5nd

2 жыл бұрын

He’s a legend

Hey, once they're bagged, I'm done. (Say with swagger)

@KuKluxKlanYT

2 жыл бұрын

(really cool voice) "You dare ask me for paper bagging hardware? Surely you're joking."

@KDAlpha

2 жыл бұрын

This is the best part of the video. Dude delivered that line perfectly.

4:45 had me laughing out loud so hard 🤣 😂 as she put the guys groceries back into his cart

I vaguely remember in the 80s, when I was a kid, there were grocery stores with baggers who would walk out your groceries and even load them in your car for you. Not just occasionally like in this video, but all the time, unless you told them you didn't need it.

@cityofabscissae

Жыл бұрын

Yes, that was standard practice at many neighborhood grocery stores then. They had a special two- or three-tier cart, too!

@abbymaliski5440

Жыл бұрын

Now the company’s are too cheap to employ people to do it. Instead they stretch the employees they have thinner

@Haffmatthew

Жыл бұрын

We do this still at my grocery store where I work- market32 in upstate ny.

@Reelunique

Жыл бұрын

Kroger use to do it and still encourages it from corporate but then local managers yell at you after you do it so you just stop even attempting going the extra mile anymore because the local store managers are too cheap to hire enough employees.

@CrispusAttucks2315

Жыл бұрын

Courtesy Clerks. It was my first job and it was an amazing time back in the 90s. $4.15 an hour plus tips. You could make good cash doing it if you were friendly and ambitious. The good old days for sure.

There’s always a “Joan” in every retail store!😂😂

@starcofan13

3 жыл бұрын

Don't forget about the "Steve"

@professordreadwin7959

3 жыл бұрын

Im the Joan of my store, hate most of my fucking customers and the actual store. My co-workers are cool though

@primalconvoy

2 жыл бұрын

"Next week; Joan vs Karen, the battle of a lifetime, only on PBS!"

@itsmew94

Жыл бұрын

Where i work, our "Joan" is called Lise 😂

I'd be pissed if I was behind the illiterate in the express lane and she let him go

@therealmaskedheel

5 жыл бұрын

You know damn good and well that the old fucker was back the next week using the express lane despite going over the limit.

@eydie57

2 жыл бұрын

When I was pregnant and my hormones were running amok, I made a lady get out of the grocery store express lane with too many items. She flipping got out of line. I don't have that kind of nerve anymore.

@gatorflight74

2 ай бұрын

@@eydie57 My pregnant wife at the time was with me and the same thing happened in the express line. My lovely wife said "WTF man...what's with the 30 items!?" The entire line behind us agreed!

Having been on both ends of the spectrum I can honestly say I prefer no small talk when I'm shopping. The worker doesn't like it, nor does the customer. There are exceptions, but overall most people want to shop, get their items rung up, pay, and get out of there.

@courtneygrier2015

2 жыл бұрын

I worked at Trader Joes where they're very over-the-top on engagement/small talk. I've seen someone get in trouble because saying "Hi welcome to Trader Joes, let me know if you need anything!" wasn't as friendly or creative as they want interactions to be. It's like no one realizes introverted personalities are a thing. And TJs is a bit extra, even for more outgoing people 🤣

@primalconvoy

2 жыл бұрын

Yup.

@primalconvoy

2 жыл бұрын

Same for teaching at private language "schools" in Japan. It didn't matter how good we were as teachers; if we didn't smile and use the correct customer service, we could lose our jobs.

@drexlspivey5828

Жыл бұрын

I never go into Starbucks because it's completely obvious, at least her in the UK, that the servers are encouraged to always display their 'personality' which means what should be a quick and simple transaction ends up like having to sit through someone's irritatingly happy intro to their latest KZread video, one server kept having a conversation with me while they were behind the counter and I was sat at a table, ruined my coffee drinking experience and I've never been back

@mathgasm8484

Жыл бұрын

I got in trouble before for not talking much as a grocery store checker. I still do not talk much and mostly straight to the point but might recommend products once in a while.

He knew damn well the express lane is ten items or less.

@julieb6512

Жыл бұрын

They usually do!🤣🤣🤣🤣

@christopherfields2154

Жыл бұрын

Fewer 😂

@Lovely_1One

Жыл бұрын

🤭😂😆🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

@garytbnman

6 ай бұрын

You know he will put this stunt again in the future

@gatorflight74

2 ай бұрын

Ask the fker if he forgot how to read and count

Let me hold up the checkout process for everyone by counting out these 23 Monopoly cards so you can get 50 cents off your next purchase of sour cream!

@VapeTime79

5 жыл бұрын

Lol, I work at safeway.....hows that monopoly going for you now?

@sarashelby3037

3 жыл бұрын

So many customers hated the monopoly game cards.

@mrnasty02106

Жыл бұрын

@@sarashelby3037 and that's why that Monopoly shit stopped. It was a huge inconvenience.

I started buying groceries at Jewel back in the 80's. The most soul crushing experience ever. Those ugly uniforms, the angry employees, so glad to be far and away from any Jewel in any decade.

@mrnasty02106

Жыл бұрын

All of that is true. Most of them have retired by now (within the last 10-15 years). Jewel was a smaller order/convenience store for us (90s-late 2000s). Cub Foods was our go to for big orders. We got used to Jewel over time, after Cub left Chicago (can't blame them). Some locations are worse than others.

@dogshake

Жыл бұрын

@@mrnasty02106 True. We’ve had a Jewel in our town where a lot of employees have been there 10-40 years. It’s nice, but also a bit sad to see. The constant revolving door of dead eyed baggers never changes lol.

@mrnasty02106

Жыл бұрын

@@dogshake You're right about the baggers. That's not what it used to be. I know a few Jewels that (somehow) went belly up. One on Belmont (NW Side) and Burr Oak/Vincennes. I bet you it's the management.

Give this woman an Oscar

This jingle could be such a synthwave success today.

@primalconvoy

2 жыл бұрын

As someone in 1989 might say, "Make it so".

All this customer-first malarkey has had a negative impact on society over time. People these days feel they can abuse cashiers as if they are a machine or slave, not another human being.

@chillydawgg4354

Жыл бұрын

Most cashiers barely say hello now

@styertowneblog111

Жыл бұрын

@@chillydawgg4354 Exactly. Walmart, Aldi and all the bottom-of-the-barrel stores that came in lowered the bar for everyone and now no stores give decent customer service. It’s like living in Eastern Europe.

@ThommyofThenn

Жыл бұрын

@@chillydawgg4354 with how much outright hostility they encounter from customers can you blame them lol

@PebblesOTB

Жыл бұрын

I was waiting for this comment, I remember 20 years ago when I heard this same line in conversations

@pslay9324

Жыл бұрын

BINGO and the nicer you the louder they tend to get with threating arm swinging. If any customer did that I would beat their AS*, No more nice, they all suck

“ITS 10 ITEMS OR LESS!” 😂💀

@luisreyes1963

4 жыл бұрын

Under Penalty of DEATH...☠️

@gedaman

3 жыл бұрын

No exceptions! Throw your shit back in your cart!

4:45 lost my shit at this interaction. When she started throwing everything back in his cart 🤣

@nyy190343

2 жыл бұрын

Same 🤣 she wasnt screwing around

The cashier with zero chill isn’t the hero we all want, but is definitely the hero we need.

I used to be a cashier and had to do the express lane. Customer buys a month's worth of groceries, you politely remind them that it's the express lane. They bitch you out and demand to speak with a manager because, you know, "THE CUSTOMER IS ALWAYS RIGHT!" Manager comes over and bitches you out for not immediately ringing up all of their stuff. You finally finish and then the next customer bitches you out for having to wait so long because they're in a rush. You apologize and then that manager comes back over and bitches you out again. Fun times.

@aiberlane3390

5 жыл бұрын

Sounds like a manager that needs to be fired.

@julieb6512

Жыл бұрын

This one crazy hilarious chick I worked with at a grocery store was at the fast lane and a lady came up with an cart stuffed full of groceries and said to her, "oh I'm too big for you!" And my coworker replied, " that's what he said!" And she walked off with her cart dumbfounded! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😆😆😆😆

@gatorflight74

2 ай бұрын

I'd tell the manager after my shift...you and I need to have a chat privately and to bring a first aid kit along with him.

Chadtronic and Brutalmoose has summoned me here. It's true. This lady is savage af.

The guy at 1:27 looks like a relative of the meat cutter guy from the Old Country Buffet training video.

@Cherryberrygirl89

3 жыл бұрын

Is it the same guy?

@neil12011

3 жыл бұрын

It’s confirmed, same guy.

@anthonyinteresting4736

3 жыл бұрын

@@neil12011 I knew it!!!!

@CountOrlok89

3 жыл бұрын

Did you catch the game last night?

@MrAllen-fv9cj

3 жыл бұрын

@@CountOrlok89 I did! Do you like hot fudge sundaes?

1985 :“Sir, next time please remember the express lane is for 10 items or less” Customer: Ok, thanks. I'll remember. 2021: “sir, next time please remember the express lane is for 10 items or less” Customer *explodes into a rage and assaults the cashier*

@madabbafan

Жыл бұрын

Whilst screaming 'It's 10 items or fewer, learn grammar you bozo'

@Cydney311

Жыл бұрын

Customer: "remember for next time? Sure thing 😈😈"

@ThommyofThenn

Жыл бұрын

customer brings out the gun they brought in, hoping to find an excuse to use and ...

@JimmyJaxJellyStax

Жыл бұрын

Accurate Sometimes with bonus self-victimization: "... because I'm !!"

@MickeyGee73

Жыл бұрын

@@ThommyofThenn Customer picks up a gun that they sell in the supermarket because its America..

Uhh if a customer asked me for paper bags after I already bagged groceries in plastic I would've definitely done the "wrong" approach, probably even worse

@gatorflight74

2 ай бұрын

Sounds like someone is chit out of luck. Better luck next time

Canned bean sprouts?

@clancykobane9102

7 жыл бұрын

don't knock em

@ThommyofThenn

6 жыл бұрын

Another Quality Product we are Proud to Carry!

@omgitsfallen3604

5 жыл бұрын

HA

@michaelbertram5095

5 жыл бұрын

Bean sprouts are in produce dumb asses there are no canned bean sprouts thats why this grocery syone exust no more. Customers are IDIOTS!

@Straumnes

5 жыл бұрын

@@michaelbertram5095 ok except that canned bean sprouts are a thing so...

These training videos are a hoot. For both their unintentional humor & dated references.

Yes, this exact approach has clearly been adopted in almost every supermarket in the UK.

The customer reactions aren't based in reality. :S Most would flip their shit either way.

@Clay3613

5 жыл бұрын

Eh, people were a bit less volatile back then.

@leifc.6045

4 жыл бұрын

Now jobs are being replaced by Technology..

@EclairDontCare

3 жыл бұрын

Clay3613 Working class still had some money that’s why now they don’t

@ThommyofThenn

3 жыл бұрын

Most people would tell you to fuck off if you greet them friendly. society really has broken down

I've been a cashier,I'm all for politeness and good customer service,But I'll be damned if some customers don't bring the 'Joan' out of you!

>"I'm sorry sir, but could I please have paper bags?" >"Sure, but the thinner plastic bags are more tender."

Loved watching the “wrong” way cashier & bagger, I was dying! Not sure why the algorithm recommended this but it was hilarious! Not to mention the nostalgia hit from watching something so totally 80’s! 😂 I watched a few VHS tapes at orientation from some of my first jobs in retail 😅

I lost it at “good morning, would you like a cart?”

2:58 You can tell Steve needs to do something to hide his laughter from Joan’s screaming. 😂

1.best sitcom intro ever 2. a true american hero for snatching the video bravo sir bravo

4:58 the bagger kid cracking me up how he beckons the guy, “cmon, you know your role”

As cheesy as this is, it's nowhere near the cringe level I thought. The acting is surprisingly good.

I want to read the notes these new employees are taking…. “Throwing customers out of the express lane = no”

@cordeliachase601

Жыл бұрын

😂😂😂 They’re acting like they’re taking a college course. There’s nothing to write down.

I’m addicted to these training videos.

@strobe155

Жыл бұрын

What's the one with 3/4 cup of ice rule? to some gawd awful early 90's rap?

I'd be dying laughing if I was watching this on orientation day. Probably would have gotten fired. That cashier lady too funny. Actually I wouldn't mind her ringing up my groceries. I would be prepared in advance. Thanks for posting this video.

@gatorflight74

2 ай бұрын

Least she would be honest with you.....that's all I really ask for.

the bagger must've watched a lot of eddie on leave it to beaver.

@therealmaskedheel

5 жыл бұрын

I can see the director of the video telling the kid "Alright, give me less Eddie Winslow and more Eddie Haskell."

This video was used when I was first hired that was also my first uniform.

@CountessGregula

5 жыл бұрын

I remember those ugly uniforms when I worked at Jewel

@cflo1386

4 жыл бұрын

@@CountessGregula Oh Jewel, now it makes sense, thought I heard @00:33

@nathanbush6781

3 жыл бұрын

Omg the uniform the cashier has to wear. Must have been torture back then. I don’t mind wearing khakis or black pants and a nice button down, but that frumpy thing? No.

@mk202

Жыл бұрын

@@nathanbush6781 I bet she doesn’t even change clothes when her shift is over and she goes over to Applebees to get stinking drunk. She probably wakes up on her kitchen floor, with nothing but her Jewel smock still on, wondering how she got home last night and why her butt was bleeding.

Girl: excuse me I can’t find the bean sprouts. Could you help me? Me: canned or fresh? Girl: canned Me: green giant or goya? Girl: green giant Me: large or small Girl: large Me: keto, diet, dark green, fair trade, original, classic, new or vegan? Girl: fuck this....

When I worked in Jewel in 2008, they made us watch this exact same video. After that, we watched the sexual harassment video which kinda reminded me of The Office with how cringey everything was 😂😂😂

@galedribble9535

Жыл бұрын

This same video? They’re getting their money’s worth outta these

That opening banger! Makes working at Jewels into a television show you want to be the star of! Iconic honestly

That bagger😍😍😍😍😍😍 O.M.GGGGGGG

@ahmad.tillery.1987

7 күн бұрын

Facts very handsome ❤❤❤❤

Not the bagger pulling out a NEWSPAPER to read when the item rang up incorrectly 🤣

The rude cashier is every Jamie Lee Curtis character

I would never work with costumer service, but for some reason I love to watch those training videos.

@dutchik5107

5 жыл бұрын

Work in retail Am OK in it. I like know this shit, except we don't use coupons and all. Or paper checks. They ain't a thing where i live. But I am bored during all the talks about what we need to do. Cause i know it. Still, i somehow like these.

@wweandy123

5 жыл бұрын

@@dutchik5107 damn where do you work? The extreme couponer people are a piece of work. Lol

@dutchik5107

5 жыл бұрын

@@wweandy123 the netherlands. And in stores that do sometimes have A coupon. Sometimes it is just automatically discounted, without coupon. Sometimes you have to scan the coupon. But that extreme couponing is not possible where Iive, due to lack of coupons. And my store has none at all, but is really cheap. So you get more people complaining about prices.

@troywright359

3 жыл бұрын

I don't work in costume service either.

@ThommyofThenn

3 жыл бұрын

it is actually more hellish than it looks

Yknow, some customers can be assholes but it's important to remember the good ones. Just the other day I helped a lady out to her car, she gave me a hug and said she hopes santa Claus is 'real good to me this year'. Such a sweet lady. There was the guy buying mild pepper rings and when my hungry ass started talking about how I liked them he dead seriously said 'well, get you one'. I declined but it was nice of him. And also all the nice people who say cool things about my daith piercing, complimenting it and saying it's pretty. Yeah, people can be assholes. But they can also be very sweet.

As a former supermarket employee myself (I worked at Zallie's ShopRite of West Berlin, NJ), I find those new hire training videos to be the best part of the orientation process. I can still remember the Wakefern videos had to watch on my first day, and that was back in 1997!

Lmao I relate to these people. I love the "harsh" side they show to customers. As previously being in a grocer cashiering job for 3 miserable years. This is so true! I hated the ones especially that had WIC cards and f**ked up the systems with items not specified that the card covered.

I just had an 80's gasm!

The theme song would have made number one if Whitney had sung it !

@gedaman

4 жыл бұрын

jamie whitehead Or Madonna

Want paper bags here have em 😂

@myshadowstalksme

3 жыл бұрын

😂

@hemme100

16 күн бұрын

Some fuck boy shit